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Hyde. New releases just
arrived at the store.

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Oh! Is that Abba?

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Huh

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Oh cool! I love
the Talking Heads.

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They have a girl in the band and she's like a real
musician who doesn't have to use her sex-appeal.

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Although it wouldn't kill
her to put on some lipstick.

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Maybe pop a few zits…I mean
you're on stage for God's sake.

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My band has a girl in it too. We
totally respect her as a musician.

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A musician with
really big boobs.

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Hey. You know what they
should have? An all girl band.

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Except in stead of playing instruments,
they just dance around and make out.

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You know you and Karan
could totally hit it off.

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My band and I are heading up to my parents
cabin this weekend. If you wanna come?

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Oh well

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me to shave a G into his
back for the Packers' game.

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Soooo….

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YES, I would love to come.

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Ohhh Barry Manilow.

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Alright Randy, here is
what I want you to do.

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Take this record,
go back to the store.

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Anybody looks like a Manilow-fan,
chuck it at their head.

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Even better. I'll throw
it at their crotch.

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We don't want those
people reproducing.

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Sooo…Donna.

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Sounds good. You
and Randy in a cabin.

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Breathing in the
fresh mountain air.

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Having sex.

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What are you talking about?

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Well you see, when a boy likes a
girl, the boy gets the girl drunk…

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Hyde.

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That's not gonna happen.

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He's not into me like that and he
knows I'm getting over a break-up.

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Come on man. Don't you
know how guys think?

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Not really.

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The only guy I have ever been
with is Eric, and as far as I know,

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a typical guys thoughts are: Who would
win in a fight? Bigfoot or Chewbacca?

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All right.

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Here is what a typical
guy thinks about.

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Sex, beer and pinball.

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Now,

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if a guy can have sex while
drinking beer on a pinball machine…

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well that's the beautiful
story of how I met my wife.

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Well if it isn't Miss Mooch,
my unemployed roommate.

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What would you like to mooch
today? My cheese puffs?

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My yoo-hoo?

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My Oil of Olaz?

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Fez, I want to find work
but it's really hard.

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I spend all morning going
to every store in the mall.

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And when I find the right
outfit, I'm gonna look for a job.

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Fez! I look fantastic!

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You know, I always give
credit where credit is due. So,

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thank you God for my
fantastic bone-structure!

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So Christine, what's on the agenda
for my favorite local talk show host?

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I mean besides from
looking Fez-tastic.

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Well today I'm
off to the zoo.

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It seems a baby
elephant is being born.

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And I wanna be the
first thing it sees,

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so it knows there is
beauty in this ugly world.

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Well for my money, nothing
beats the time when you

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ran along with cops and stopped
the liquor store hold-up.

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Well, I got lucky then. The day before
the show I learned to do the Flamenco.

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And as it turns out,
a high dance kick

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doubles beautifully for a
knock-out blow to the face.

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Ciao darling!

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I love it when she says ciao. It's like
she made up a whole new way to say goodbye.

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Was that Christine St.
George? She my idol!

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THAT's who I should
be working for!

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OH! We could co-anchor
What's Up Wisconsin together!

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Oh, I could
just picture it!

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- I'm Christine St. George.
- And I'm Jackie St. Jackie!

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And it's time to ask...

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- What's up Wisconsin?
- What's up Wisconsin?

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Coming up today: war,
famine, disease...

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But first, our top story.

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Jackie St. Jackie
is SPECTACULAR!

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And in sports
I'm GORGEOUS!

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Oh, this is just in.

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Jackie St. Jackie is
the greatest girl ever!

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- I am!
- I know!

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Jackie St. Jackie?
I got breaking news.

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You're freaking nuts!

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That 70's SHow
- Saison 8 Episode

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Traduction par Yvan et
Guzo Synchro par DaddyK! FF

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Merci à ...

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Oh Jackie, you're watching Christine
St. George. I just love her!

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The other day she had
a tiger cub on her show

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it was just the sweetest
thing you ever saw!

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Right up until it
mauled the weather man.

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Yah, but he
probably deserved it.

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He looks like he
smells like ham.

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Oh but you what Christine
handled it perfectly.

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She distracted the tiger with
the food critic's lamb chop

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and then she made a tourniquet
out of her microphone cord.

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I know, she's amazing!

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Oh, oh she's back!

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That sure is one
big pumpkin Tim!

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Coming up, a high school
marching band that collectively

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has lost more
then 400 pounds!

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You know what?

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I'm gonna write Christine a
letter and ask her for a job.

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Oh no no no no, you have got
to go talk to her in person.

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Trust me, there is nothing celebrities like
more then people showing up in their offices.

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Steven,

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you have finally reached that point in your
life where you're no longer a dumb-ass-kid.

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You're a
dumb-ass-man.

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Wow. Those dumb-ass-teen
years just flew by.

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And now that you're married,

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I'm gonna take you through a rite
of passage. To the Viking Lodge

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Gosh Red. I don't
know what to say.

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I guess the first thing
that comes to mind is uh...

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no.

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I stripped at the Viking Lodge
in Vegas for a guys 85th birthday.

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He had a heart attack.

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But then the paramedics showed up
and they were really good tippers.

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Come on Steven!

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You need a place where you can hang out
and have a beer with other married men.

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BOY does that sound boring.

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Hanging out in a dingy room
drinking beer and doing nothing.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'll be in the basement...

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All right Red.
I guess I'll go.

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You're not gonna make me wear one
of those silly Viking heads are you?

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Course not, don't
be ridiculous.

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Ours have horns
and chin straps.

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And your name stitched
in yarn. It's very classy.

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Wow. Nice cabin.

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It has a cozy, mid-century
dead carcass feel to it.

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Yeah. I like to come up here when
I really feel like roughing it.

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So, you hook up the VCR,
I'll go microwave some nachos

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Heyyy Donna.

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Did you have sex
with Randy yet?

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Would you shut up?

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That is NOT what
this weekend is about.

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Oh.

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Yeah. You're right.

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A guy invites a hot girl to a
private cabin deep in the woods.

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It can only mean one thing.

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He wants you to
meet his band!

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Okay.

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Maybe it's a little weird
that they're not here.

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A little weird?

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That's like saying it's a little crazy
that you're talking to a floating head.

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We are all alone.

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Did bring wine.

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Wait a minute! Maybe you're right
! Maybe he wants to get it on!

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Did somebody
say “get it on”?

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Fez will you
get out of here?

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Yeah Fez, beat it!

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00:09:03,163 --> 00:09:04,494
Why you…

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Son of a bitch!

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00:09:14,223 --> 00:09:17,155
Hiiii, uh, I'm here to
see Christine St. George.

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00:09:17,197 --> 00:09:18,610
Do you have an appointment?

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00:09:18,646 --> 00:09:22,316
No, but I am her biggest fan and
I would love to be her co-anchor.

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Okay, have a seat and a
psychiatrist will be right with you.

154
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Oh please Miss, couldn't you
just let us in for two minutes?

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I got a better idea.

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How about if I let
you in for no minutes?

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Please? Please could you let us in?
I know I have what it takes to be on TV

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and I just need to demonstrate
my talents to Christine.

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Oh and I just
want an autograph.

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Or a souvenir.

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She made cheesecake on
yesterday's show, is that around?

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You really want
to get in huh?

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Okay, I'm thinking of a
number between one and ten.

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- Six.
- You got it!

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Ohhh So does that mean
that we can go in?

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No. That's the number of cops I'm
gonna call if you don't beat it.

167
00:10:01,563 --> 00:10:04,186
But... I'm supposed
to be her co-anchor!

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00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:06,523
And I'm supposed to
be Brooke Shields.

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00:10:07,556 --> 00:10:09,063
Ain't life a bitch?

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00:10:21,713 --> 00:10:24,227
So Steven, this is the Viking
Lodge. What do you think?

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I can see why you got that
CPR poster in the hallway.

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Red!

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It's great to see you
! Who's the new guy?

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Murph, Smitty, this
is my friend Steven.

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Hey

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Steven just got married.

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My condolences.

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00:10:43,763 --> 00:10:47,923
Listen. I've been married for forty
years and I'm half the man I used to be.

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But it even out.

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My wife is twice the
woman she used to be.

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He's saying she's fat.

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Biiiiig woman.

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You know, pretty soon your wife will be
nagging at you about doing one chore or another.

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You know uh taking out the
garbage, mowing the lawn.

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00:11:08,437 --> 00:11:10,059
Making love to her.

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00:11:11,553 --> 00:11:14,835
Wait till she starts finishing
your sentences for you.

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Or in my case, my pieces.

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00:11:20,007 --> 00:11:23,596
You know I used to think it was cute
when my wife finished my sentences.

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00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,994
You know what I want
her to finish now?

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Living!

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00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,159
See,

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that's the thing
about marriage.

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00:11:35,009 --> 00:11:37,243
No-one tells you
about the three rings.

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00:11:37,786 --> 00:11:40,109
There's the engagement
ring, the wedding ring,

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00:11:40,153 --> 00:11:41,468
and the suffer-ring.

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00:11:44,932 --> 00:11:47,005
He's saying she's annoying.

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00:11:47,759 --> 00:11:49,321
Biiiiig pain.

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00:11:50,546 --> 00:11:53,488
Is this all you guys do? Kinda stand around
the bar and complain about your wives?

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00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:54,677
Of course not!

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00:11:57,328 --> 00:12:00,240
So listen. I'm having a
few drinks the other night.

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00:12:00,293 --> 00:12:04,476
And my old lady says: I suppose you
like yourself better when you're drunk?

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00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,924
I says: No, I
like you better.

203
00:12:08,505 --> 00:12:11,848
My wife came to me the other day
and said: We don't talk anymore!

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00:12:11,885 --> 00:12:13,995
And I said: You
ruined the streak!

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00:12:18,087 --> 00:12:20,308
You know, I'm learning a
lot from you guys in here.

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For instance: bras.

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00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:25,793
Not just for girls.

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00:12:29,045 --> 00:12:31,398
the steam is great.

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00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:36,463
Time to loosen the towel
and release the hounds

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00:12:38,046 --> 00:12:39,721
Don't look
down…. don't look down…

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00:12:40,936 --> 00:12:43,068
Aaaaahhhhh! I
saw the hounds!

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00:12:48,817 --> 00:12:50,208
Ms. St. George,

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00:12:50,283 --> 00:12:53,615
you put the beauty
in beautiful, the sass

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00:12:53,671 --> 00:12:56,642
in sassy and what else can
I say? I love a big tip!

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00:12:58,265 --> 00:13:01,950
And what else can I say?
I love a big kiss-ass!

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00:13:05,788 --> 00:13:07,522
So, who is gonna be
on the show today?

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00:13:07,559 --> 00:13:09,281
Oh, Pete Rose.

218
00:13:09,316 --> 00:13:13,965
I gotta go warm-up, I don't want
my slider to hang over the plate.

219
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,683
He really took me
downtown last time,

220
00:13:16,717 --> 00:13:19,599
but not today Pete Rose!

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00:13:20,504 --> 00:13:22,248
NOT today.

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00:13:23,191 --> 00:13:25,673
Okay well, let me get your hair
products, I'll be right back.

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00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:26,765
Okay darling.

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00:13:29,006 --> 00:13:33,415
Hiiiii, this is Jackie St. Jackie,
reporting live from Fresh Hair.

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00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:37,272
Today's topic: Ugly people
who are running with scissors,

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00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:40,779
health hazard or
community service?

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00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:47,504
Ohhhh why hello
Christine St. George!

228
00:13:47,537 --> 00:13:51,160
Why hello crazy girl
talking into a hairbrush!

229
00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:53,465
Jackie!

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00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:55,425
Out! Out! Out! Out!

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00:13:57,896 --> 00:13:59,871
I apologize Miss St. George.

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00:14:00,224 --> 00:14:01,569
This is Jackie, my roommate.

233
00:14:01,603 --> 00:14:04,214
She wants to be your co-anchor
on What's Up Wisconsin.

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00:14:04,251 --> 00:14:07,324
Huh. Well, from what I've
seen you do so far Jackie….

235
00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:10,928
I'd say yououou
have what it takes.

236
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:12,168
Really?

237
00:14:12,211 --> 00:14:16,565
Uhhhh no. But you seem like a
dear thing so good luck to you.

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00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:18,550
Adios!

239
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,007
Adios? How does she
even come up with those?

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00:14:25,118 --> 00:14:26,844
OH, she forgot her hair
products. Christine!

241
00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:30,778
Wait! No no! Fez! Wait, wait,
let me deliver them to the studio.

242
00:14:30,814 --> 00:14:33,245
They'll have to let me
in and I can talk to her.

243
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,175
I don't know Jackie.

244
00:14:35,401 --> 00:14:37,451
I'll give you a free
peek at me in the shower.

245
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,129
This end is up

246
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:50,979
Well, it took a while, but then the rugged
outdoors man finally got the fire going.

247
00:14:52,981 --> 00:14:54,974
Lucky for us he
was hiking by.

248
00:14:58,405 --> 00:15:01,180
Well Randy. Here
we are. All alone.

249
00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:04,487
In front of a
nice roaring fire.

250
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,061
This has worked
out perfectly.

251
00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:12,059
The only thing you forgot
is I'm not a stupid bimbo!

252
00:15:13,341 --> 00:15:13,847
What?

253
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:18,041
This whole act may work on your
little groupies, but not me.

254
00:15:18,075 --> 00:15:21,510
So find another groupie to
grope, you gross groupie groper!

255
00:15:24,081 --> 00:15:25,684
Donna, how can
you say that?

256
00:15:26,638 --> 00:15:29,782
I mean literally, that
sounded really hard to say!

257
00:15:30,952 --> 00:15:33,965
This whole night has been one
long set up to get me alone!

258
00:15:33,990 --> 00:15:36,533
Oops, my friends didn't
make it, what's next,

259
00:15:36,557 --> 00:15:40,408
oops, I spilled wine on your
blouse, oops, we're naked!

260
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:43,448
Oops, made an ice cream
sundae on your boobs!

261
00:15:45,808 --> 00:15:48,163
Uh Donna…meet my band.

262
00:15:49,985 --> 00:15:52,277
The band is here!

263
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,951
Band, meet Donna.

264
00:15:57,079 --> 00:15:59,299
Believe it or
not, she's sober.

265
00:16:01,143 --> 00:16:02,925
I'll help you guys
unload the van.

266
00:16:04,032 --> 00:16:05,346
Uhm Randy…

267
00:16:07,347 --> 00:16:10,480
I feel like such a moron, I thought
you were trying to hit on me.

268
00:16:10,773 --> 00:16:12,427
Donna, I wouldn't do that.

269
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:15,454
I'm pretty old-fashioned
when it comes to romance.

270
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,900
We're talking flowers,
candy, love poems.

271
00:16:19,327 --> 00:16:20,019
And well,

272
00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:22,688
you haven't given me
any of those things.

273
00:16:27,747 --> 00:16:29,772
I mean this is gonna be
really hard to say but

274
00:16:29,926 --> 00:16:33,105
I'm sorry that I called you a groupie gro
- a gross groupie…

275
00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:34,717
I can't even say it.

276
00:16:39,547 --> 00:16:41,379
Wait, you two aren't
going to do it?

277
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,528
No. You guys were wrong.

278
00:16:43,861 --> 00:16:47,242
And since I control you,
I can make you do this!

279
00:16:52,681 --> 00:16:54,197
Donna stop it!

280
00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:57,201
Gross man, what did
you eat for lunch?

281
00:17:01,175 --> 00:17:04,506
Christine St. George?
Hi, uh Jackie Burkhart.

282
00:17:04,752 --> 00:17:08,053
Yes the roving
hairbrush reporter.

283
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,877
How did you get
past reception?

284
00:17:10,915 --> 00:17:14,843
Well I really wanted to talk to you, so I
asked Fez if I could deliver your hair products.

285
00:17:14,871 --> 00:17:18,093
Oh. Oh! Well
I'm glad you did.

286
00:17:18,777 --> 00:17:23,228
Because now that I see you
standing in a television studio,

287
00:17:23,263 --> 00:17:26,704
I think you have a solid
career ahead of you.

288
00:17:26,968 --> 00:17:28,542
As a delivery girl.

289
00:17:29,637 --> 00:17:31,856
Can I validate
your parking?

290
00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:35,316
But Ms. St. George please, if
you would just give me a chance?

291
00:17:35,348 --> 00:17:37,982
Look, I know I have what
it takes to be on TV.

292
00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:40,210
I own three of them!

293
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,115
I also know
everything about you.

294
00:17:44,149 --> 00:17:47,201
What you like, what you
don't like. What you wear.

295
00:17:48,095 --> 00:17:51,660
Dear, these are skills
I could teach a monkey

296
00:17:52,621 --> 00:17:57,333
And as a matter of
fact, I did. Episode 427.

297
00:18:00,084 --> 00:18:00,748
Wow.

298
00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:02,579
But here's the good news.

299
00:18:02,813 --> 00:18:03,874
I like you.

300
00:18:04,269 --> 00:18:06,874
You've got sssspirit.

301
00:18:07,088 --> 00:18:10,151
No…m…moxie, yes mo… Wait,

302
00:18:10,194 --> 00:18:12,206
no, it's it's gumption.

303
00:18:12,302 --> 00:18:15,404
Oh there's a word for it
and I can't think what it is…

304
00:18:15,909 --> 00:18:18,240
Oh well. But the
point is, look,

305
00:18:18,295 --> 00:18:23,458
you have a job if you
want it, as my assistant.

306
00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:24,645
- Really?
- Yes.

307
00:18:24,679 --> 00:18:25,755
Ohhh I'll take it!

308
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,829
Ohhh! I have a job in
television! Oh wait, wait,

309
00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:31,368
do I get to say
What's Up Wisconsin?

310
00:18:31,392 --> 00:18:33,844
You can answer the
phone any way you like!

311
00:18:41,045 --> 00:18:43,777
Oh there is my little
Viking-in-training.

312
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,625
So, how was last night?

313
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:48,982
Don't even get me
started on the hounds.

314
00:18:50,695 --> 00:18:52,297
Oh! The hounds…

315
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,823
The hounds are an
old man's testicles.

316
00:18:59,775 --> 00:19:01,968
I don't know how I'm gonna tell
Red, but I don't wanna be a Viking.

317
00:19:01,994 --> 00:19:04,685
All that those guys do is sit around
and complain about their wives.

318
00:19:04,859 --> 00:19:08,271
Oh Steven no. Those men
were just kidding around.

319
00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:10,441
Did Red tell the one
about the three rings?

320
00:19:10,486 --> 00:19:11,807
I came up with that.

321
00:19:15,939 --> 00:19:17,032
Steven!

322
00:19:18,248 --> 00:19:20,420
Bad news about
the Viking Lodge.

323
00:19:20,444 --> 00:19:21,697
They don't want you back.

324
00:19:23,672 --> 00:19:25,664
All my hopes and
dreams have been...

325
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,144
unaffected.

326
00:19:29,407 --> 00:19:32,757
But you know, just out of curiosity,
why would they not want me back?

327
00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:34,607
It was Smitty.

328
00:19:35,589 --> 00:19:38,210
He felt that your
eyes were…lingering…

329
00:19:47,138 --> 00:19:48,380
Oh Jackie.

330
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,409
How is the first
day of work going?

331
00:19:50,463 --> 00:19:55,044
Terrific. I can't believe I'm in
the glamorous world of show business.

332
00:19:55,109 --> 00:19:57,241
I have finally arrived!

333
00:19:57,286 --> 00:19:58,671
Oh, here is your coffee.

334
00:19:58,694 --> 00:19:59,530
Thank you

335
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:07,381
Uhm, I asked for half
and half. This is milk.

336
00:20:08,355 --> 00:20:11,298
Right, but I kind of thought
they were the same thing.

337
00:20:12,582 --> 00:20:16,902
No no, half and half is
NOT the same thing as milk.

338
00:20:17,278 --> 00:20:18,151
They're different.

339
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:24,714
Just as listening to me and NOT
listening to me…. are different.

340
00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:29,858
Like happy and
FURIOUS are different!

341
00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:32,998
Like employed and
FIRED are different,

342
00:20:33,051 --> 00:20:36,004
do we understand
each other? GOOD!

343
00:20:37,009 --> 00:20:40,638
Now get me the coffee I want
or I'll get a monkey to do it!

344
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,015
Jackie! Psst! Come here!

345
00:20:49,345 --> 00:20:51,127
Don't take it
so hard sweetie.

346
00:20:51,152 --> 00:20:53,987
Sometimes Christine flies
off the handle like that.

347
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,372
But most of the time
she's a real sweetheart.

348
00:20:56,398 --> 00:20:58,013
- Oh. Really?
- No.

349
00:20:59,322 --> 00:21:02,319
Wellcome to hell!

350
00:21:07,327 --> 00:21:10,324
The name of the show is What's Up Wisconsin

351
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:15,140
Why is it that every story
you write is about Minneapolis?

352
00:21:15,968 --> 00:21:19,964
Allright, you know what: You're fired!
Go take a slow boat to China!

353
00:21:21,207 --> 00:21:24,204
Maybe I will,
I love boats!

354
00:21:28,307 --> 00:21:32,802
Christine?
What do you think about my new berret?

355
00:21:32,837 --> 00:21:35,834
This is what I think of it