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Ahhh Kitty. Making
brownies for breakfast?

2
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No. Brownies have too much
sugar to be a healthy breakfast.

3
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Here,

4
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have some Fun Time
Smack A Doodles.

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Ah, Mrs. Forman, can I
borrow your curling iron?

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I was gonna borrow Donna's
but hers smells like potatoes.

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It wasn't my fault!

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My Dad used it to
make curly fries.

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Well I wanna look good for my first
full day of work at the TV-station.

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I wanna look super pretty, so my co-workers
don't mind when I stab them in the back.

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You try my
hairstyling technique:

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"Wake up, remove pillow".

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You know, I am just so excited for you
working for TV's Christine St. George.

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She is my hero. She's
amazing, she's talented...

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She's the devil.

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She seems sweet to me.

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Last week, she was having a lot of fun
with this dog that could say Christine.

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It sounded like
"Wruurrreeennn".

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It was pretty good!

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Okay. Rumor has it that as
soon as the cameras went off,

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she had that dog neutered.

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Well I just can not believe that a woman who
makes her own pot-pourri could be that bad.

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Now if you're still nervous about her, just... just
do what I did when I first started at the hospital.

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Kitty I don't think she is
allowed to bring Kahlua to work.

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No you just... you bring in some
treats and put them on your desk.

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That's what I did
with my awful boss.

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Now he loves me, he weight 300 pounds
and he sweats when he ties his shoes

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I win!

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Here, take some brownies.

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Thanks. Well I guess it
is true what they say.

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Keep your friends close
and your enemies fat.

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You know, if you want to
impress them, do a good job.

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If your job is making
coffee, make coffee.

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If your job is answering
phones, answer phones.

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If your job is
sharpening pencils...

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Get a new job,
cause that one blows.

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You know what, this one, I'll try
anything cause Christine is a bitch.

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You know, that is
SUCH a double standard.

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Why is it okay for a
man to be a hard-ass boss

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but when a woman is,
she's labeled a bitch.

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Cause Christine's a bitch!

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Good morning Jackie!

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How are you enjoying your time behind the scenes
at the fifth larges TV market in Wisconsin?

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I don't know... I'm
working pretty hard...

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Well good.

46
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Oh, here are your
messages Ms. St. George.

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Great.

48
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And uh I also made a
new fresh pot of coffee.

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Wonderful.

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And I sharpened the
pencils on your desk.

51
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You... Are you
a complete MORON?

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Those pencils were a
gift! From Jane Paulie!

53
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Well they still say "Love
and Kisses Jane Pau"...

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ow would you like it if I
ruined something of yours

55
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That was your mug.

56
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My Ted Coppell mug!

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Listen, my job as
TV-host is to be... happy.

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And your job is
to keep me... happy.

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You screw up one more time
and you're out of here!

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Okay, everybody, let's
do a super good show!

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That 70's Show
- Saison 8 Episode 11 "Good Old Fashioned Lover"

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Traduction par Yvan et
Guzo Synchro par DaddyK! FF

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Merci à ...

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Why is there no orange
juice in my mini-fridge?

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I'll stock you right now.

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No. Dear. That would be
the answer to the question

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"when are you
going to stock it".

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My question was
whyyyyy is it empty?

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Uuuhhm...

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brownie?

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I WANT my orange juice!

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I don't want your leftovers.

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Do I look like a
homeless person to you?

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Ohhh oh. All I wanted you
to do is to try a brownie.

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Oh all right you big baby.

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I'll have one
of your brownies.

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Hmmmm!

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This is pretty good!

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- Really?
- Uhuh.

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Well...

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thank you. Uhm,

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well all right I also made
up your schedule for tomorrow.

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Oh did you? Good
. Oh good job.

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Yeah.

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- Really?
- Hmm-hmm.

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Great. Okay, the cancelled your appearance
with the boy who fell down the well.

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Ah thank God.

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Why are we celebrating that?

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The boy is just clumsy.

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Listen I'm sorry I
yelled at you earlier.

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Urgh, you must think
I'm a complete psycho.

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It was completely my fault.

93
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I should have just moved out of the
way when you threw that script at me.

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No, no, not at all,
because if you had,

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the script would have gone flying right
past you and might've hit somebody important

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What are you listening to?

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Nothing.

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Hyde is always giving me
crap about my poofy hair, so

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I use these sweet
babies to hold it down.

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Oh my God, look
at David Bowie.

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He's got a nicer
ass then I do!

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Randy, this is
where you disagree!

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I'd like to Donna,

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but he is wearing a dress. You're
wearing jeans. I'm very confused.

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All right. I gotta go to work, but
before I do, I have to do one thing

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HAHAHAHA!
Re-poofed your hair!

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Hey Randy, can you help that
chick sitting on the couch?

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Oh wait. That's you.

109
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Guys.

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Who put a sandwich
in the cash register?

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You can pay for things
with sandwiches?

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Helloooo Hawaii!

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I did that Hyde. Sorry man.

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But I've been a little
scatterbrained lately.

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It's true. Cause I remember
when I first met you I thought...

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that guy is focused!

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Yeah. You've been acting
kinda weird even for you.

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Are you sober?

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No Aquarius.

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So what's wrong?

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I got a crush on someone.

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But I don't know
what to do about it.

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It's been al long time
since I've wooed a lady.

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First of, no-one uses the
phrase woo a lady anymore.

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THAT's why the girl
at the hub slapped me!

126
00:08:03,402 --> 00:08:07,493
No man, she slapped you because you
grabbed her ass and yelled: WOOOO a lady!

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Mrs. Forman, your
brownies saved my life!

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Christine was yelling at me all morning,
but then I gave her one of your brownies

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and then she
started liking me!

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Oh I don't believe
that for a minute.

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I could eat a whole tray of those
brownies and I still wouldn't like you.

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Red. Television's Christine
St. George LOVES my brownies,

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this is so exciting!

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I am IN a famous person's
stomach RIGHT NOW!

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Okay, well I need some more for
tomorrow so... could you make some?

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Oh. I just um... I just put Red's
chicken pot pie in the oven so...

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Here honey, eat around the chicken,
it is probably loaded with bacteria.

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00:09:06,758 --> 00:09:07,854
Alright Leo,

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00:09:08,097 --> 00:09:12,196
the problem that most guys have with picking
up chicks is that they over think things. So...

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00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:13,576
you should be fine.

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00:09:15,821 --> 00:09:18,240
All you have to
say to a lady is

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"Come here often?".

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If she says no,
grab her ass.

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You know she won't be coming back,
so you won't have to see her again.

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No. Look, I got an idea.

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Pretend we're at a bar and the
three of us are foxy ladies.

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Oeh, I'm a recent college graduate
with big boobs and an urge to explore!

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How's your daddy?

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Okay now, try to
pick one of us up.

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What are you doing man?

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You look the lightest.

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All right, put me down.

153
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Okay

154
00:10:01,385 --> 00:10:02,959
You're dumb and lazy

155
00:10:04,889 --> 00:10:06,673
There's my lady!

156
00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,210
Excuse me...

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00:10:10,853 --> 00:10:12,558
you're blocking the aisle.

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00:10:14,849 --> 00:10:15,645
Hey.

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00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:17,924
Hi Leo.

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00:10:18,778 --> 00:10:20,478
Come here often?

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00:10:29,305 --> 00:10:31,127
Wow JJ!

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00:10:31,275 --> 00:10:34,565
Seven jojo's at one time!

163
00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:38,191
I guess an act like that really
has it's ups and downs huh.

164
00:10:41,085 --> 00:10:43,006
I'm so glad I
fought for my country

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so that grown man can
play with his jojo.

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00:10:46,488 --> 00:10:49,030
Oh shushy-shushy
grumpety-grump.

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00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:56,504
Now before we go, I'd like to introduce the
newest family member of What's Up Wisconsin.

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She's my assistant.

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00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,948
She's Jackie Burkhart!

170
00:11:00,983 --> 00:11:03,038
Come on honey,
come on in here!

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00:11:03,191 --> 00:11:05,924
Oh my God, I'm on TV!

172
00:11:06,218 --> 00:11:10,028
Well for all of you watching in black
and white, I am wearing a navy twin set,

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00:11:10,055 --> 00:11:12,517
my eye shadow is
periwinkle blue...

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00:11:14,171 --> 00:11:17,443
HOLY MACARONI! It's Jackie!

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00:11:17,489 --> 00:11:20,440
I know someone who is on TV!

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00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:24,047
Waddaya know. It
really IS an idiot box.

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00:11:25,987 --> 00:11:29,771
Jackie brings me the
most delicious brownies.

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00:11:29,805 --> 00:11:31,590
BROWNIES! Red, those
are my brownies!

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00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,225
Oh, they look so
much bigger on TV.

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00:11:34,311 --> 00:11:38,862
So moist, you don't even
have to drink milk with them.

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00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,510
NO MILK!

182
00:11:41,095 --> 00:11:44,577
That is the HIGHEST
compliment a brownie can have!

183
00:11:45,248 --> 00:11:48,713
Now Jackie darling, I must
know where you got them!

184
00:11:48,778 --> 00:11:51,307
FROM ME! SHE GOT
THEM FROM ME!

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00:11:52,013 --> 00:11:53,108
Got them?

186
00:11:54,699 --> 00:11:55,683
I made them.

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00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,303
Myself.

188
00:11:57,706 --> 00:11:58,462
What?

189
00:11:59,717 --> 00:12:02,859
It's an old Burkhart
family recipe.

190
00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:05,843
YOU LYING LITTLE MIDGET!

191
00:12:10,514 --> 00:12:12,948
This might be a
bad time to ask.

192
00:12:13,312 --> 00:12:15,305
But are you gonna start
getting lunch together?

193
00:12:23,621 --> 00:12:25,415
I can't believe
Leo likes me!

194
00:12:27,639 --> 00:12:30,010
I feel like I'm back in the
third grade and the slow kid

195
00:12:30,073 --> 00:12:32,288
who picks his nose just
gave me a Valentine.

196
00:12:34,259 --> 00:12:36,164
See, that is what you
get for leading Leo on.

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00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:40,099
With your tight jeans and your heaving
chest and your large bedroom window.

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00:12:44,432 --> 00:12:47,711
You know, there is a good chance
Leo forgets this whole thing.

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00:12:47,778 --> 00:12:49,661
Just like he forgot
that other thing.

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00:12:49,704 --> 00:12:50,781
The sixties.

201
00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:56,303
Well what am I gonna do? I
don't wanna hurt his feelings.

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00:12:56,349 --> 00:12:59,279
Donna, I know this is weird for
you, but you have to remember,

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00:12:59,314 --> 00:13:01,847
it is Hi-Larious for us.

204
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:06,503
I think Leo and you
could be great together.

205
00:13:06,768 --> 00:13:08,302
I can see it now...

206
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:24,725
I have to go talk to him!

207
00:14:24,969 --> 00:14:27,012
I ain't havin' no Leo-baby!

208
00:14:33,071 --> 00:14:34,793
Mrs. Forman you
gotta help me!

209
00:14:34,818 --> 00:14:37,322
I need another batch of
brownies and I need them bad!

210
00:14:39,266 --> 00:14:41,989
Okay. First, preheat
the oven to 350,

211
00:14:42,022 --> 00:14:46,035
then stick your head inside and bake the
lies out of your lying mouth you little liar!

212
00:14:48,636 --> 00:14:52,049
Please! It's the only thing
that keeps Christine of my back.

213
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:56,003
I'm gonna lose my job,
please, you've gotta help me!

214
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,341
Please...!

215
00:14:59,475 --> 00:15:01,388
Oh that is SO fake.

216
00:15:02,173 --> 00:15:04,235
Oh damn fine. I'm sorry.

217
00:15:05,691 --> 00:15:09,199
Well Christine caught me off guard I
was on TV, I didn't know what to say.

218
00:15:09,235 --> 00:15:12,008
How about Kitty Forman
baked the brownies?

219
00:15:12,052 --> 00:15:13,914
See how easy that was?

220
00:15:13,961 --> 00:15:16,172
I can even say it backwards.

221
00:15:16,378 --> 00:15:18,592
Brownies the
baked Forman Kitty.

222
00:15:21,702 --> 00:15:23,227
Okay. Okay, you're right.

223
00:15:23,282 --> 00:15:26,202
But now I'm in too deep,
so I am begging you:

224
00:15:26,257 --> 00:15:28,271
please could you just
make some more brownies?

225
00:15:28,297 --> 00:15:29,372
Drop it Jackie.

226
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:33,237
I am not gonna let you continue to
take credit for all of my hard work.

227
00:15:33,653 --> 00:15:36,533
What if I take you to the studio and
introduce you to Christine St. George?

228
00:15:38,165 --> 00:15:39,908
I'll get the eggs,
you grease the pan!

229
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,882
Hyde, I thought you said Leo
was supposed to be here today?

230
00:15:48,216 --> 00:15:51,357
Yeah. I put him on the schedule.
Which means he is either on his way in,

231
00:15:51,393 --> 00:15:53,775
or on his way to San
Francisco to see the Dud Show.

232
00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:57,461
I just wanna get
this over with.

233
00:15:57,627 --> 00:15:59,189
It's gonna be so hard.

234
00:16:00,164 --> 00:16:02,018
Donna, I know
how you must feel.

235
00:16:02,631 --> 00:16:04,475
Soft and smooth...

236
00:16:08,185 --> 00:16:10,499
- There's my girl!
- Hi Leo.

237
00:16:12,711 --> 00:16:15,304
Leo, you didn't have
to get me chocolates.

238
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,810
Chocolates? That's my lunch.

239
00:16:21,055 --> 00:16:21,998
Leo, look.

240
00:16:22,761 --> 00:16:25,033
I am really flattered
that you like me.

241
00:16:25,069 --> 00:16:27,594
But... I can't be
your girlfriend.

242
00:16:28,715 --> 00:16:30,611
Is it because I'm black?

243
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You're not black.

244
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So, it's not that then.

245
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I know what it is,

246
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you like that Randy guy.

247
00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:44,765
What? No, I don't.

248
00:16:44,799 --> 00:16:46,052
Yes, you do.

249
00:16:46,190 --> 00:16:49,372
So I think maybe it's best
that we stop seeing each other.

250
00:16:50,883 --> 00:16:52,157
Wait a minute,

251
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you're breaking up with me?

252
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,781
I'm sorry but I just
can't date a racist.

253
00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:04,394
So man, how did it go?

254
00:17:04,698 --> 00:17:07,663
He thinks I like Randy!
Can you believe that?

255
00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:10,720
Donna. Leo has never been right
about anything in his life.

256
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Except for the fact
that you're into Randy.

257
00:17:15,148 --> 00:17:16,902
What are you talking about?

258
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Hiii Randy, I like music,
do you like music toooooo?

259
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:22,728
Shut up.

260
00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:25,703
Look at my butt! I made
it just for youououuu!

261
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You are so far off!

262
00:17:28,946 --> 00:17:30,799
Come in man, you're in
the store more then I am!

263
00:17:30,835 --> 00:17:32,506
You giggle at
everything he says.

264
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,783
You guys are like a
bad Carpenter song.

265
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,011
You're like any
Carpenter song!

266
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Okay. Fine. Maybe I
like him a little bit.

267
00:17:43,352 --> 00:17:46,794
But if you tell anyone I
will freakin' kick your ass.

268
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You bitch!

269
00:17:52,752 --> 00:17:54,674
So Leo, you're single again.

270
00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:56,674
You gonna be ok?

271
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Yeah. I've already got
my eye on somebody better.

272
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Excuse me.

273
00:18:09,186 --> 00:18:09,860
Hey.

274
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Come here often?

275
00:18:19,745 --> 00:18:22,816
Join us tomorrow as
we examine the pain

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suffered from al local family
from religious prejudice.

277
00:18:27,725 --> 00:18:32,965
And Sparky, the water-skiing
squirrel will be here too!

278
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:36,495
Until then: What's
Up, Wisconsin!

279
00:18:38,547 --> 00:18:41,057
Oh, Ms. St. George,
that was a great show.

280
00:18:41,095 --> 00:18:41,828
Thank you.

281
00:18:41,874 --> 00:18:44,993
Oh I would love for you to
meet one of your biggest fans.

282
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,954
This is Kitty Forman...

283
00:18:46,999 --> 00:18:48,283
- Hello.
- Christine.

284
00:18:48,325 --> 00:18:51,070
Ohhh it is such an
honor to meet you.

285
00:18:51,723 --> 00:18:54,457
You look so much
taller in person.

286
00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:57,950
Of course we only have
a nineteen inch TV-set.

287
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,421
Okayyy.

288
00:19:00,544 --> 00:19:02,575
I also brought
you some brownies.

289
00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:05,503
Oh isn't that
wonderful of her.

290
00:19:05,539 --> 00:19:09,021
You know Jackie, I was
thinking that on tomorrow's show

291
00:19:09,057 --> 00:19:11,528
you and I might
make these brownies.

292
00:19:11,573 --> 00:19:15,923
You know, you'd stir the eggs and
I'd come up with some funny yolks.

293
00:19:17,495 --> 00:19:19,659
A cooking segment?

294
00:19:20,682 --> 00:19:24,955
Oh that is just... that is
just... just my dream come true!

295
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,122
For you...

296
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,686
Oh... Ms. St. George, I
have to tell you something.

297
00:19:33,371 --> 00:19:35,683
I didn't bake the
brownies, Kitty did.

298
00:19:35,728 --> 00:19:37,204
Who's Kitty, dear?

299
00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:42,047
- Uhm... that's me.
- Oh. Well,

300
00:19:42,094 --> 00:19:43,295
good for you.

301
00:19:44,571 --> 00:19:47,563
Would you uh give me just
a moment with my assistant?

302
00:19:47,618 --> 00:19:51,607
Oh of course. Would it be okay if I
just sat in your chair for a minute?

303
00:19:51,652 --> 00:19:55,912
Oh sure. My fake
casa is you fake casa!

304
00:19:58,654 --> 00:20:00,989
Okay Ms. St. George,
I'm really sorry.

305
00:20:01,115 --> 00:20:01,887
No.

306
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:08,899
What you showed me just now, proves that
you are a sweet, honest, young woman.

307
00:20:09,044 --> 00:20:13,457
And that CRAP will get you
nowhere in show business!

308
00:20:14,152 --> 00:20:18,132
So what? Am I supposed to lie and cheat
and take credit for other people's work?

309
00:20:18,168 --> 00:20:20,849
That's how I paid
for my Mercedes.

310
00:20:21,623 --> 00:20:24,345
You can't be
afraid to be tough.

311
00:20:24,629 --> 00:20:28,172
Oh I'm tough. I'm
very very tough.

312
00:20:28,215 --> 00:20:30,520
People always say
what a bitch I am!

313
00:20:30,824 --> 00:20:33,814
Well, for your sake,
I hope they're right!

314
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,561
Now please, get this
crazy lady off my set.

315
00:20:40,124 --> 00:20:42,277
Coming up next...

316
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:47,141
A potato chip that looks
like Henry Kissinger...

317
00:20:57,199 --> 00:21:01,647
See if you can find that potato
chip. It sounds fascinating.

318
00:21:06,809 --> 00:21:09,141
Before we bring up
the tap-dancing parrot,

319
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:13,125
I have a correction to
make from yesterday's show.

320
00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:17,104
RED! She's gonna say me name! Are you taping
it? Do you know how to use the machine?

321
00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:19,629
YES... I know how to
use the machine...

322
00:21:20,335 --> 00:21:25,356
Those brownies I so enjoyed were
made by the talented and lovely

323
00:21:25,807 --> 00:21:26,874
Kitty Forshack.

324
00:21:28,384 --> 00:21:29,280
FORSHACK?

325
00:21:30,064 --> 00:21:32,717
No no that doesn't
sound rig... ahh... Forman!

326
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Kathy Forman