1 00:00:07,498 --> 00:00:08,380 Wow. 2 00:00:08,635 --> 00:00:10,825 I didn't think I was gonna like Kramer vs. Kramer, 3 00:00:11,239 --> 00:00:12,959 but that's back when I thought we were gonna watch it. 4 00:00:14,442 --> 00:00:17,282 Yeah, for a PG movie there's a lot of sexual content. 5 00:00:18,711 --> 00:00:21,136 You know, I have noticed something about you. 6 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:24,614 You only like to make out in secret, dark places. 7 00:00:26,206 --> 00:00:27,815 What are you talking about? 8 00:00:28,009 --> 00:00:31,607 Yesterday you drove me half a mile into the woods. 9 00:00:32,373 --> 00:00:34,272 I've never dated an Italian girl. 10 00:00:35,298 --> 00:00:37,301 I thought I was gonna get whacked! 11 00:00:37,861 --> 00:00:38,956 Well it's just... 12 00:00:39,690 --> 00:00:42,851 okay I'm a little nervous about telling my friends about us. 13 00:00:43,238 --> 00:00:46,135 Come on. What's the worst thing that could happen if we told them? 14 00:00:46,438 --> 00:00:48,280 Okay, let me put it this way. 15 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:52,386 Two years ago I walked into the basement and my jeans had a hole in the butt. 16 00:00:52,467 --> 00:00:54,834 To this day they call me Poopchute Sally. 17 00:00:58,690 --> 00:01:00,328 Poopchute Sally? 18 00:01:01,946 --> 00:01:04,824 Okay let's go, I don't want to run into anyone after the movie. 19 00:01:12,327 --> 00:01:13,765 Oeh... busted! 20 00:01:15,167 --> 00:01:16,123 Wow! 21 00:01:16,636 --> 00:01:17,966 Unbelievable. 22 00:01:19,686 --> 00:01:20,822 After all that, 23 00:01:21,016 --> 00:01:23,805 she gives the kid back to Dustin Hoffman? That bitch is crazy! 24 00:01:26,557 --> 00:01:29,551 That '70s Show Episode 8x13 - Spread Your Wings 25 00:01:29,552 --> 00:01:32,545 Jill Penders 26 00:01:32,546 --> 00:01:35,538 Mafaldita & Jarick 27 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:11,045 I can't get over Donna and Randy making out like that. 28 00:02:11,239 --> 00:02:13,638 It was all broad shoulders and blond hair, 29 00:02:13,652 --> 00:02:15,717 I could barely tell which one was the boy. 30 00:02:17,766 --> 00:02:20,078 They should save that passion for her bedroom. 31 00:02:20,746 --> 00:02:22,076 Where I have a better view. 32 00:02:23,851 --> 00:02:25,929 I thought it was like watching Donna make out with Forman. 33 00:02:26,399 --> 00:02:30,068 Except Randy wasn't constantly saying: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 34 00:02:32,512 --> 00:02:35,880 Well, we're off to buy curtains for Eric's room. 35 00:02:36,057 --> 00:02:37,874 We're making it into a sewing area, 36 00:02:37,901 --> 00:02:40,895 so I thought a nice floral print might really pretty it up. 37 00:02:41,047 --> 00:02:43,820 It's all part of our plan to make Eric's room less girlie. 38 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,077 I wanted to make my room more manly 39 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:49,399 so I put up some posters of the Village People. 40 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:54,644 Mission accomplished. 41 00:02:56,472 --> 00:03:00,770 Oh oh oh well, I want to get to the fabric store before Mary's quilting club shows up. 42 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:03,285 Those fat cows think they own the remnant box. 43 00:03:05,396 --> 00:03:06,352 Oh crap. 44 00:03:06,422 --> 00:03:10,067 I stashed something real important, real illegal up in Forman's room. 45 00:03:10,204 --> 00:03:11,410 Where'd you hide it? 46 00:03:11,590 --> 00:03:12,626 I don't know. 47 00:03:14,210 --> 00:03:16,317 I was under the influence of it when I hid it. 48 00:03:17,855 --> 00:03:20,932 Oooooh, hey, it's Donna and Randy. 49 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,536 Where have you guys been... Donna & Randy? 50 00:03:25,643 --> 00:03:27,860 Oh. Well I was at the park. 51 00:03:28,455 --> 00:03:30,907 Where I was practicing my violin. 52 00:03:36,079 --> 00:03:37,770 For a family of ducks. 53 00:03:40,612 --> 00:03:41,946 I was at home. 54 00:03:42,452 --> 00:03:43,894 Huh. That's simple. 55 00:03:46,111 --> 00:03:49,743 Really? Cause you know, we went to see Kramer vs. Kramer, 56 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,985 but instead we saw Randy's hand versus Donna's bra strap... 57 00:03:54,826 --> 00:03:59,279 I believe it was directed by Francis Ford Cop-A-Feel. 58 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:04,086 Donna! Why didn't you just tell us you were going out with Randy? 59 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:07,286 I don't know, it was just you know, you guys are friends with Eric and 60 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:08,520 I didn't know what you'd think. 61 00:04:08,575 --> 00:04:09,794 I'm happy for you. 62 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:10,874 Yeah man, whatever. 63 00:04:11,110 --> 00:04:12,427 Yeah I think it's great. 64 00:04:12,566 --> 00:04:16,312 I mean you finally found a guy that is stronger then you and that's hard to do. 65 00:04:17,445 --> 00:04:18,553 Okay, great! 66 00:04:18,554 --> 00:04:21,257 Cool, now we can all hang out and it won't be awkward. 67 00:04:29,923 --> 00:04:30,962 You know, 68 00:04:31,143 --> 00:04:34,744 it is this kind of awkwardness reminds me of the time when Dad brought this chick home. 69 00:04:35,301 --> 00:04:37,391 In the morning and she turned out to be a guy. 70 00:04:40,157 --> 00:04:42,583 Although Tony did make me a kick-ass Denver Almond. 71 00:04:43,415 --> 00:04:46,534 Well, I have a question of a theme that'll make things less awkward. 72 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:51,092 Randy, when you kiss Donna, is it smooth like melted fudge? 73 00:04:52,907 --> 00:04:55,423 Or... rough like a cock fight? 74 00:04:57,676 --> 00:04:58,720 Fez! 75 00:04:59,115 --> 00:05:01,267 Now that is personal! 76 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,007 So have you guys had sex yet? 77 00:05:04,021 --> 00:05:04,813 Jackie! 78 00:05:06,725 --> 00:05:07,847 My money is on no. 79 00:05:08,179 --> 00:05:10,216 Donna is a strong independent woman, 80 00:05:10,798 --> 00:05:13,654 who feels that men should respect women for their minds. 81 00:05:14,123 --> 00:05:16,466 In other words, she's a big fat tease. 82 00:05:18,157 --> 00:05:19,710 Well I think it is going to happen soon. 83 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:22,994 Because normally Donna only shaves her legs up to her knees. 84 00:05:26,638 --> 00:05:30,488 But this morning, she went all the way from Miami to Jacksonville. 85 00:05:36,610 --> 00:05:40,407 Oh Fez, thank you so much for getting me a job as a hair consultant. 86 00:05:40,463 --> 00:05:43,346 Well I told my boss that you were reliable and hard-working. 87 00:05:44,455 --> 00:05:47,471 Awww... you lied for me! 88 00:05:48,893 --> 00:05:49,891 Hey there Fez. 89 00:05:50,446 --> 00:05:51,367 Hillary. 90 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:53,454 I saved you a bite of my cinnamon muffin… 91 00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:54,908 Oh what a coincidence. 92 00:05:55,033 --> 00:05:57,661 I saved you a bite of my cinnamon bun! 93 00:06:00,743 --> 00:06:03,488 Ahhh I would do anything to go out with that hot little number. 94 00:06:04,153 --> 00:06:05,913 Well have you asked her out yet? 95 00:06:06,174 --> 00:06:08,559 Well I found that if a man creates mystery, 96 00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:10,125 the woman will come to him. 97 00:06:10,208 --> 00:06:11,164 So you're scared? 98 00:06:11,317 --> 00:06:12,346 Terrified. 99 00:06:14,047 --> 00:06:15,517 But I think it is time for you to get to work. 100 00:06:15,889 --> 00:06:16,888 Okay. 101 00:06:17,497 --> 00:06:22,112 Wow. Sooo, okay, the first thing we're gonna do is ... uhm ... 102 00:06:22,113 --> 00:06:26,034 get rid of these curls cause they kinda make you look like a poodle… 103 00:06:27,807 --> 00:06:29,942 What the hell are you doing? 104 00:06:31,646 --> 00:06:33,351 You are not supposed to talk to the customers! 105 00:06:33,420 --> 00:06:35,845 Wha…I'm the hair consultant! 106 00:06:36,025 --> 00:06:38,880 Why I said that to get you down here. The truth is, 107 00:06:42,332 --> 00:06:44,164 you're our sweep-up girl. 108 00:06:44,548 --> 00:06:50,189 What? No, no no no, that's the pathetic foreign girl with the wandering eye who sweeps up the hair. 109 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:53,704 No. She's your boss. 110 00:07:02,190 --> 00:07:04,949 Hm. I've always been curious about something…. 111 00:07:09,243 --> 00:07:10,588 Heavens! 112 00:07:12,112 --> 00:07:16,644 Oh, hey. Didn't know you guys were starting this early. 113 00:07:17,239 --> 00:07:18,902 It's two in the afternoon! 114 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:23,575 Yeah that damn school bus bringing home those kids woke me up again. 115 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:28,411 So uhh you guys find anything interesting? 116 00:07:28,522 --> 00:07:33,691 Oh well, I did find this Good Housekeeping under Eric's bed 117 00:07:33,826 --> 00:07:38,759 and apparently he was very interested in self-breast exams. 118 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:46,751 Yeah. Mrs. Forman, I think the only thing he was interested in was examining himself. 119 00:07:48,073 --> 00:07:52,702 Oh well Steven, that is a perfectly normal biological function. 120 00:07:53,327 --> 00:07:55,742 And my baby never did that! 121 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,421 Hey Red, you need some help? 122 00:08:00,504 --> 00:08:04,413 Nah nah, I'm just boxing up some of Eric's awards. 123 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:08,598 Ah it was a proud day when he came home with this beauty. 124 00:08:09,235 --> 00:08:10,483 Cub Scout Fair. 125 00:08:10,953 --> 00:08:13,624 Prettiest Non-Functioning Kite. 126 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:22,388 Uhm Mrs. Forman, my Dad said you had something for me? 127 00:08:22,499 --> 00:08:23,732 Oh yes honey. 128 00:08:24,464 --> 00:08:27,971 I found some things I thought you might wanna hold on to. 129 00:08:28,345 --> 00:08:30,756 These are gifts and notes that you gave to Eric 130 00:08:30,757 --> 00:08:34,360 and it's not like I read any of them but you have some potty-mouth… 131 00:08:36,163 --> 00:08:37,812 Mrs. Forman, like… 132 00:08:38,627 --> 00:08:40,735 seriously, Eric and I are through. 133 00:08:41,025 --> 00:08:43,146 Oh honey I know you think that now 134 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:45,017 but he'll be back soon and you'll... 135 00:08:45,142 --> 00:08:48,870 you'll have one of those talks on the hood of the car, yes I watch! 136 00:08:50,269 --> 00:08:51,779 But you'll be right back together. 137 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:52,931 No we won't. 138 00:08:53,623 --> 00:08:55,591 I'm..I'm moving on. 139 00:08:56,326 --> 00:09:00,053 And it's not easy, cause I mean everywhere I look something reminds me of Eric. 140 00:09:00,287 --> 00:09:03,573 I'm sure this area in particular brings back a lot of memories… 141 00:09:10,004 --> 00:09:11,528 You went out again last night? 142 00:09:11,805 --> 00:09:12,566 Yup. 143 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:16,476 I left a club with a creamy white girl and a chocolaty black girl. 144 00:09:18,831 --> 00:09:21,230 We went home and made hot fudge sundae. 145 00:09:23,445 --> 00:09:24,687 And then we did it. 146 00:09:28,005 --> 00:09:31,332 Uh Fez, why are you lying to her? 147 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:34,045 But you didn't go out last night! 148 00:09:34,046 --> 00:09:37,901 You were lying in front of the TV trying to look up Victoria Principal's dress. 149 00:09:40,574 --> 00:09:42,903 Don't you have some hair to sweep, sweep up-girl? 150 00:09:43,401 --> 00:09:46,344 Huh no. The place is clean! 151 00:09:56,192 --> 00:09:59,089 Don't worry, that's how the kids are wearing it nowadays. 152 00:10:12,532 --> 00:10:14,004 Happy birthday Eric! 153 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:17,371 I have a sexy surprise for you... 154 00:10:17,963 --> 00:10:19,893 look across into my window. 155 00:10:20,665 --> 00:10:22,588 Yeah, I thought you liked those. 156 00:10:23,202 --> 00:10:25,059 Now come over here, and I'll... 157 00:10:25,073 --> 00:10:25,580 Hey! 158 00:10:26,057 --> 00:10:26,560 Hey! 159 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:27,455 What's up? 160 00:10:28,675 --> 00:10:30,948 Nothing, just you know. Hanging out. 161 00:10:31,196 --> 00:10:31,936 Cool. 162 00:10:32,915 --> 00:10:35,507 Never sat on a hood of a car with a girl before. 163 00:10:35,687 --> 00:10:38,141 Yeah, actually you know what, this car was kind of... 164 00:10:38,224 --> 00:10:39,762 Ohhh light saber! 165 00:10:39,817 --> 00:10:41,841 Yeah that belonged to someone... 166 00:10:42,063 --> 00:10:43,005 Check it out! 167 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:51,748 I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you! 168 00:10:55,837 --> 00:10:56,821 Stop it! 169 00:10:59,605 --> 00:11:00,545 What the hell? 170 00:11:00,881 --> 00:11:01,890 I'm sorry! 171 00:11:02,016 --> 00:11:04,705 I'm sorry. This is, this is just too weird. 172 00:11:05,218 --> 00:11:07,934 I can't do this! I can't see you anymore! 173 00:11:10,609 --> 00:11:12,785 You could've just said you didn't like Star Wars! 174 00:11:20,307 --> 00:11:23,301 Mrs. Forman, you wouldn't believe the lies Fez tells this girl at work. 175 00:11:23,659 --> 00:11:26,250 I mean he is pretending to be someone else completely. 176 00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:29,526 So what, you pretend to be someone else every time you put on make-up. 177 00:11:30,436 --> 00:11:33,322 I have seen you in the morning, your face looks like scrambled eggs. 178 00:11:35,135 --> 00:11:37,560 Well we all do a little pretending. 179 00:11:38,128 --> 00:11:43,139 Sometimes when I'm bringing in the groceries, I pretend to be Scarlett O'Hara. 180 00:11:44,143 --> 00:11:46,623 And I look at all the brown bags and I say: 181 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:51,473 As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again! 182 00:11:55,285 --> 00:11:58,019 Oh oh, and sometimes with Red I... 183 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:05,940 Okay well the point is it's okay to pretend. 184 00:12:06,869 --> 00:12:12,206 Look ... I like Hillary and I was afraid that if she knew the real Fez that she wouldn't like me so... 185 00:12:12,718 --> 00:12:14,464 I created a new Fez. 186 00:12:14,907 --> 00:12:16,003 A better Fez. 187 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:19,648 I call this Fez: Work-Fez. 188 00:12:21,656 --> 00:12:23,168 You should see me down there... 189 00:12:28,544 --> 00:12:30,984 Okay, let's do this! 190 00:12:40,171 --> 00:12:44,717 Whoooo is your man, that would risk his neck for his brother man? 191 00:12:45,175 --> 00:12:46,061 Fez! 192 00:12:46,352 --> 00:12:48,002 You're damn right! 193 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:52,852 Who's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about? 194 00:12:52,962 --> 00:12:53,808 Fez! 195 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:55,470 Right on! 196 00:12:56,095 --> 00:12:59,545 Yo, they say this cat Fez is a bad mother. 197 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,473 Shut your mouth! 198 00:13:00,474 --> 00:13:01,888 I'm talking about Fez! 199 00:13:02,025 --> 00:13:03,688 Then we can dig it! 200 00:13:03,744 --> 00:13:09,121 He's a complicated man and no-one understands him but his woman. 201 00:13:09,204 --> 00:13:11,006 Work-Fez! 202 00:13:21,871 --> 00:13:26,500 I wondered why the last time I came in you said my hair look blackalicious! 203 00:13:28,855 --> 00:13:31,115 Hyde, I hope I did the right thing with Randy. 204 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,869 I just feel weird, starting up a new relationship. 205 00:13:35,271 --> 00:13:38,250 Yeah well you know, it's though when you've been with someone for a long time. 206 00:13:38,486 --> 00:13:42,076 Like, just the other day, I heard this burglar alarm, 207 00:13:42,144 --> 00:13:44,514 and it was making this really awful high-pitched squealing noise. 208 00:13:44,972 --> 00:13:46,828 I found myself thinking about Jackie. 209 00:13:50,459 --> 00:13:53,952 Well, you know I think I might have hurt Randy's feelings. 210 00:13:54,977 --> 00:13:55,559 Hi Donna. 211 00:13:55,587 --> 00:13:56,003 Hey. 212 00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:58,941 Randy is helping me build Kitty's sewing table. 213 00:13:59,149 --> 00:14:04,260 We're gonna make it real nice so she feels obliged to spend hours up here. 214 00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:09,765 Hey Steven, how 'bout taking a ride with me down to the lumberyard before they close? 215 00:14:10,596 --> 00:14:11,260 No, I'm good. 216 00:14:11,274 --> 00:14:12,312 Nah, you're coming. 217 00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:16,444 See I know that you hid dope up here. 218 00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:18,924 And if you found it while I was gone, 219 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:22,921 I'd miss that pathetic look on your face when I flush it down the toilet. 220 00:14:24,675 --> 00:14:26,254 You're a messed up dude. 221 00:14:27,087 --> 00:14:28,236 Yeah. Come on! 222 00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:34,736 So uhm…Randy I just wanna make sure that 223 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,009 you know, I hope we can still be friends. 224 00:14:37,549 --> 00:14:38,838 Yeah. I'm cool with that. 225 00:14:39,116 --> 00:14:42,052 Well aren't you just Beaver freakin' Cleaver! 226 00:14:42,955 --> 00:14:44,105 You want me to be a jerk? 227 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,009 Well it would make breaking up with you a lot easier. 228 00:14:48,082 --> 00:14:50,188 Donna. I'm sorry, I don't want this to be hard for you. 229 00:14:50,229 --> 00:14:51,139 There you go again. 230 00:14:51,145 --> 00:14:53,487 Fine. I won't say another word! 231 00:14:53,846 --> 00:14:56,785 Oh, now you're gonna show me the muscles? 232 00:14:57,144 --> 00:15:00,457 I'm Randy, I got big muscles! I'm good looking! 233 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,605 You're an ass! 234 00:15:08,495 --> 00:15:12,431 So, when are you and I gonna go out and put the fever back in Saturday night? 235 00:15:13,969 --> 00:15:15,910 Or Thursday, whenever you're free… 236 00:15:17,141 --> 00:15:19,331 I don't think I could keep up with you. 237 00:15:19,471 --> 00:15:21,827 Ohohohohhh… I think you'll be fine. 238 00:15:24,904 --> 00:15:26,096 How do you know? 239 00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:27,855 Have you guys gone out? 240 00:15:27,869 --> 00:15:29,185 Oh God no. 241 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:31,208 No, we're just roommates. 242 00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:35,366 Wait, Fez, you told me you had your own place? 243 00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:37,916 You called it the Feznasium. 244 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,296 Of…of course I do! 245 00:15:41,449 --> 00:15:45,318 I found this poor thing wandering around the street so I'm letting her stay on pad. 246 00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:47,968 Yes. I am teaching her the ways of love. 247 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,997 Okay, that's it. Hillary, you know what, 248 00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:54,989 everything that Fez has told you is a lie. 249 00:15:55,307 --> 00:15:57,997 He doesn't go out, he's in bed by nine! 250 00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:01,433 And his idea of a threesome is Neapolitan ice-cream. 251 00:16:02,902 --> 00:16:05,895 Look ... Look, I don't know what she is talking about, 252 00:16:05,951 --> 00:16:08,598 this what happens when you hire a girl right off the boat! 253 00:16:10,232 --> 00:16:11,037 Oh really? 254 00:16:11,161 --> 00:16:14,182 Okay, here, take a look inside his backpack. 255 00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:15,319 That's my backpack! 256 00:16:16,705 --> 00:16:20,808 “When the phone never rings, a beginners guide to self-love”? 257 00:16:22,955 --> 00:16:24,562 Anybody lose a backpack? 258 00:16:29,316 --> 00:16:30,452 Hey Donna. 259 00:16:31,269 --> 00:16:33,056 Come here and take a look at this sewing table. 260 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,482 It even got a cup-holder, like Kitty asked. 261 00:16:37,228 --> 00:16:40,832 Now that Randy is a pretty sure-up kid, he build this thing in two days. 262 00:16:41,857 --> 00:16:46,277 The only thing Eric ever made was this crappy bird house. 263 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,241 Oh yeah! 264 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:54,649 He was always too afraid to use the drill so he just painted the hole on there. 265 00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:01,481 Yeah, and one by one, an entire family of bluebirds flew to their deaths… 266 00:17:05,138 --> 00:17:06,095 Mr. Forman, 267 00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:10,765 what would you think if I…hypothetically… 268 00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:14,701 possibly…maybe…started dating a new guy? 269 00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:19,662 I'd say I think you can do whatever the hell you want. 270 00:17:20,813 --> 00:17:22,767 My dumb-ass son broke up with you. 271 00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:26,120 You are gonna have your own life. 272 00:17:27,034 --> 00:17:30,610 I have absolutely no problem with you dating Randy. 273 00:17:31,455 --> 00:17:32,869 W…you know about that? 274 00:17:33,229 --> 00:17:34,186 Oh come on. 275 00:17:34,657 --> 00:17:37,651 You're eyes nearly popped out of your head when you saw him in that tool belt. 276 00:17:42,445 --> 00:17:43,276 Okay cool. 277 00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:46,048 It really means a lot to me that you guys are okay with this. 278 00:17:46,117 --> 00:17:48,265 No no no wait no, I'm okay. 279 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,857 For the love of God, don't tell Kitty. 280 00:17:53,046 --> 00:17:55,087 I'd have to make her a bigger cup holder! 281 00:18:01,195 --> 00:18:02,318 Thanks a lot Jackie. 282 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:05,186 Now Hillary thinks I'm a crazy self-loving pervert. 283 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:09,136 Well, she was gonna think that eventually! 284 00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:15,622 Fez, I'm confused. 285 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,479 Why have you been lying to me? 286 00:18:17,728 --> 00:18:22,066 Well I wanted you to think I was cool, so you'd go out with me, but now you hate me. 287 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,669 Actually, I don't. 288 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,828 Before, I was always so intimidated, but 289 00:18:29,271 --> 00:18:31,669 now that I know you're just a regular guy, 290 00:18:31,808 --> 00:18:33,360 I'd totally go out with you! 291 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,381 Even after you saw my... 292 00:18:38,612 --> 00:18:39,277 book? 293 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,451 You're lonely. 294 00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:44,724 I think it's cute and endearing. 295 00:18:44,930 --> 00:18:48,520 Uhm I think you mean gross and appalling? 296 00:18:50,489 --> 00:18:53,163 Jackie, he's a lost soul! 297 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,699 Someone has to take care of him. 298 00:18:57,514 --> 00:18:58,263 Yes. 299 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,615 I'm broken. 300 00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:06,509 Fix me. 301 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:14,228 Perfect. 302 00:19:14,644 --> 00:19:16,473 It's just like my grandpa used to say: 303 00:19:16,515 --> 00:19:19,175 you measure it twice, everything's nice. 304 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,859 Actually, in his later years, it was all he said. 305 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,968 Hey Red, can you hand me that box of drawer handles? 306 00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:34,668 What's this? 307 00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:37,149 Oh! That's mine! Oh…. crap. 308 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,365 A macramé owl? 309 00:19:42,095 --> 00:19:44,285 What the hell kinda pansy-ass thing is this? 310 00:19:45,865 --> 00:19:47,002 I do macramé. 311 00:19:49,775 --> 00:19:50,910 It's my therapy. 312 00:19:52,518 --> 00:19:55,678 Well I didn't realize you were so stressed out… 313 00:19:56,398 --> 00:19:58,255 But I think you'll feel a lot better... 314 00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:00,209 once you get the sex-change. 315 00:20:06,015 --> 00:20:07,124 There's my therapy! 316 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:10,187 Hey. 317 00:20:11,184 --> 00:20:12,265 Found your stash? 318 00:20:12,376 --> 00:20:12,999 Yep. 319 00:20:13,499 --> 00:20:15,647 Now I'm gonna punish it for hiding on me. 320 00:20:16,742 --> 00:20:17,629 By burning it. 321 00:20:20,192 --> 00:20:21,910 Okay look, I've been thinking about this 322 00:20:21,911 --> 00:20:25,812 and before on the car, I think I might have over-reacted. 323 00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:30,281 It's just that I was in a relationship for a really long time. 324 00:20:30,974 --> 00:20:33,663 And it's gonna take me a while to get used to something new. 325 00:20:33,664 --> 00:20:35,201 Donna, I get it. 326 00:20:36,032 --> 00:20:36,740 Okay. 327 00:20:37,598 --> 00:20:40,550 Great. So let's just you know, take it slow and see where it goes. 328 00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:43,183 I'm cool with that ... Poopchute-Sally. 329 00:20:44,735 --> 00:20:45,926 Shut up... 330 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,147 Oh my god! 331 00:20:55,406 --> 00:20:57,942 In Eric's bedroom? 332 00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:01,241 You two-timing whore! 333 00:21:09,857 --> 00:21:11,077 Here's a tissue. 334 00:21:11,341 --> 00:21:12,616 Thank you. 335 00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:15,346 It's gonna be okay. 336 00:21:16,178 --> 00:21:17,785 It's just so sad, 337 00:21:18,631 --> 00:21:22,109 how could I drop an entire box of M&M's on the floor? 338 00:21:24,091 --> 00:21:26,087 Do you want me to go buy you a new one? 339 00:21:27,611 --> 00:21:28,636 It 340 00:21:29,024 --> 00:21:30,049 was 341 00:21:30,549 --> 00:21:31,505 the 342 00:21:31,602 --> 00:21:32,600 last 343 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:33,999 one.