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Thank you. Enjoy your Anne Murray.

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Though, I don't see how that's possible.

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- Hello Steven.
- He, hi, man!

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Leo, this is my dad, WB.

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Ohh! Now I've seen everything.

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You're surprised he's black, huh?

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No, his fly's open.

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Wow, look at all these kids.
Pretty busy for a Tuesday morning.

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Yeah it's kind of a fire sale.

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We put stuff on sale, then I go down to the high school
and pull the fire alarm.

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If the store's keeps doing OK,
there might be a nice bonus in your future.

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Or how I like to call it, a retroactive child support.

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Hey who's pretty boy?

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Oh hey, I'm Randy, but I really wouldn't call me pretty.

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I'm more like solitary, angular yet soft.

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Really anything that would describe Faye Dunaway.

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So Steven, what are you and Faye
Dunaway doing this weekend?

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Oh, well, the Point Place youth club
is doing a big thrash clean up,

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so we were going down there and throw cans at them.

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Check these out.

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Front-row tickets to Eric Clapton in Chicago?

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That's the coolest thing anyone has ever done for me.

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What show you a couple of concert tickets?

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You're not going!

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So listen, I stopped by to see if you
wanted to house-sit for me.

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You know, bringing the mail, water the plants,

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feed my dog Whity.

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Your dog's name is Whity?

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Nooo, I was talking to you.

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Yes, guess I can do that.

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Wow man, I'm staying at my Dad's house,
it's like the childhood I never had.

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And I won't be there.

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Just like the childhood you did have.

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Mrs Forman?

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I need to talk to you.

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I'm really sorry that Randy and I
were kissing in Eric's room.

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It was inappropriate.

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Oh actually honey I'm surprised
you even had time to apologize.

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I thought you would be up there making out
with the rest of Wisconsin.

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What the hell are you doing showing affection
outside of your own home anyway?

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Kitty and I, we never kiss or hug in public.

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As far as the rest of the world is concerned,
we're complete strangers.

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I didn't mean to offend you.
You've always been like a mother to me.

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Like remember when you made me hot coco when
my parents got snowed in that swinger's club?

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Oh Donna I'm not going to let one little
incident ruin a lifelong friendship.

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Oh hey, look Red,

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this egg is kinda shaped like Randy's head.

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And now it's thrash just like Donna.

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That 70's Show - Season 8 episode 14
"Son and Daughter"

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Traduction par Mona Sax

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Synchro par DaddyK! FF et Serge
Relecture et corrections par Prodigy

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this pineapple reminds me of Donna,

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it's a little tart.

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hey don't call my daughter names,
you can call me names

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but I really wish you wouldn't.

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Why, I just don't know what she sees in Randy.

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He's so charming and friendly and

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always willing to lend a helping hand.

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What a jackass!

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Well I like him.

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He calls me Mr. P.

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Where did he come up with that one?

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Kitty, if Donna's going to date anyone, why not him?

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I mean his bright, he's good with tools
and most important,

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he has never once tried to teach me
the ways of the Jedi.

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Wait a minute, you like Randy too?

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Well I'm just saying, I don't hate him
as mush as I hate most people.

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Well you have said a lot of hurtful things
but this is the worse.

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Kitty.

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She's crazy.

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This pineapple's delicious.

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See now this is the kind of house I want.

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And I know that if I work hard enough,
I can find someone would buy one for me.

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Men, this place is clean.

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You're sure no women leaves here, man?

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Steven, please, I don't need a woman
living here to keep a clean house.

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I have a maid

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and she's a white girl.

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And then Mrs Forman said you looked like an egg

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and then threw your broken head into the thrash.

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Well I don't take it too personally because I've noticed something about Mrs Forman,

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she's a wackedoo.

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Oh, cool! Peter Frampton gave you a signed guitar.

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He you know what, I have a handful of his hair and one
of them has a little piece of skin at the end of it.

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Yeah, she keeps it next to Leith Gareth's used q-tip.

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Hey, I had to kiss a roodie named Larry for that one.

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Well, there's the kitchen, there's the living-room
and there's the bar.

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Don't touch anything!

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Don't worry man. I'll treat this place
like a broken tool of myself.

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Hey guys,

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the toilet seat there is heated.

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It felt so good on my face.

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Man, watching your Dad's place is a big responsibility

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and I just know that the 500 strangers we invited to the party are going to give the respect it deserves.

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No way, man. WB is trusting me and
I'm not thrashing his house.

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Well, that's the beauty of our plan,
we will thrash it for you.

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Oh! Hyde doesn't want to disappoint his Daddy.

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I'm Hyde and I love my Dad and he loves me

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and we're making up for lost time and...

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Actually that's kind of touching.

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Come on Hyde!

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Don't you want to find out if 500
people can fit in that pool?

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No, alright? I'm not letting you guys
taught me into having a party.

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I'm not doing something that stupid.

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Look everybody, I'm dancing like a chicken.

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Ever since I said I like Randy,

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Kitty has been stumping around,
making life miserable for me.

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I can't describe how bad it is over there.

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Well it made you wanna come
over and hang out with me.

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That's the perfect way to describe it.

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I'm glad you came.

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Taste this.

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Hum.

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That taste's pretty good.

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It's cause it's made with 5 different cheeses!

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What's it called?

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5 different cheeses.

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Oh, save room for cheese cake.

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God this place looks great.

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WB will never know we had a party.

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You missed something behind the couch.

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Drive safe.

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You know, all this cleaning is actually kind of satisfying.

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I bet my maid is thrilled she's not a
doctor in her country anymore.

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Well, I cleaned up that dirty limbrick of the wall.

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I don't know where this Notucket place is

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but the men there are disgusting.

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Man, I should not have thrown a party here.

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It's weird but I feel kinda guilty.

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I never felt guilty before in my life.

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Even when the judge said "you're guilty."

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You think that's weird?

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I took my pants off but my undies are gone.

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You're not gonna believe this, but

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I think I'm wearing them.

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Hey, what the hell is the guitar doing on the floor?

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Oh you took it down to whack all
the women in the bum with it.

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Hum hum. You called it Hyde's Spankomatic.

139
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Well, it looks alright.

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What are you talking about? It's broken into pieces.

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Ok, so we should probably say goodnight here

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because if my dad saw us kissing,
he'll yell Yoo Hoo!

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Oh look at this, Randy and Donna kissing.

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Yoo Hoo!

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Well I think I shouldn't get too upset because

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after all it's none of my business what two people
do in the privacy of my own drive-way.

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Mrs Forman, I'm sorry you're uncomfortable

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but for the last time, Eric broke up with me.

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I don't care. You should still be waiting for him.

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When Red went to war, I waited for him,

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and I had more men coming after me than Hitler!

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That's different!

153
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Eric chose to go to Africa and
he chose to break up with me.

154
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Well, maybe he wouldn't have left
if you were a better girlfriend.

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well, maybe if you hadn't been so
smothering and controlling him,

156
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he wouldn't have gone half way across
the world just to get away from you.

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Eh, that egg shell does look like me!

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Hey handsome.

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Red, do one more.

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What am I now?

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A deer.

162
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No, a rhinoceros.

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What I am now?

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A moron.

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Wrong again, I'm a deer!

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Mr Forman, your wife just saw me
and Randy kissing in the drive-way.

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Yoo Hoo.

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Then she yelled at us, so I told
her she was a bad mother

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and that Eric went to Africa to get away from her.

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Now she's really mad at me.

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Well, of course, she's mad at you Donna.

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You can't just go around telling people the truth.

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Why in the hell didn't you stop them?

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Because the last time I got between two women,

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well, that actually worked out very well.

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Well, thanks Donna. Now you've made it worse.

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I have to go and fix this now.

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Because if I have to stay here another day with your dad,

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I'm gonna end up killing myself.

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No offence.

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How was that no offence?

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You should have just said offence.

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Fine, offence.

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OK, go but you're gonna miss out
on what I'm doing for dinner:

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5 different meats.

186
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This thing is completely destroyed.

187
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Yeah. You know what else happened at the party?

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A guy grabbed my butt and his
girlfriend got very mad at them.

189
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You know, I think they broke up.

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I had a great time.

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I'm screwed, man.

192
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WB is in the music industry.

193
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They can kill anyone and make it look like an accident.

194
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They did it to Mama Kass, they did it to Hendrix,

195
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they even took out Bobby Holly, they got the big bumper.

196
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Oh Hyde, you're such a baby!

197
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:18,990
Oh I'm Hyde and I just lost the
trust of the father I just met.

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Oh, here comes the waterfall again.

199
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:29,781
Oh, I hear you and Donna had quite a fight.

200
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You wanna tell me what happened?

201
00:13:33,341 --> 00:13:35,834
well, your guess is as good as mine.

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I saw Donna and Randy in the drive-way,
I politely said Good day

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and out of nowhere she just bit my head off.

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- Completely unprovoked?
- Completely.

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- So just like all of our fights.
- Exactly.

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Yeah, well,

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look Kitty.

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What happened with Eric and Donna is normal.

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People, people move away, they move on.

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00:14:06,699 --> 00:14:11,248
Just like you did when I went off to war
and you dated Roger Silver.

211
00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:14,296
You knew about that?

212
00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:18,942
Well you guys should probably not have
gone on America's Band stage.

213
00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:22,845
Well my situation was different.

214
00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:26,232
You were overseas, I had to keep my options open.

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00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:27,781
Donna is a whore.

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00:14:34,599 --> 00:14:36,382
What do you think, man. Can you fix it?

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00:14:36,766 --> 00:14:40,411
I don't know, man. You kinda caught me at a bad time.

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Right in the middle of Hawai 5-0.

219
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Leo, there is no TV in here.

220
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That doesn't change the fact that it's on.

221
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,482
Look, man, I actually really need your help.

222
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OK, I can fix this, man.

223
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,927
But I just need to do one thing to prepare.

224
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OK here we go,

225
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gloves,

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knife,

227
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napkin.

228
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You can't fix a guitar in an empty stomach.

229
00:15:28,048 --> 00:15:29,731
Oh, hi Donna.

230
00:15:30,093 --> 00:15:34,844
I didn't recognize you without a 6 feet
stranger boy attached to your face.

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Mrs Forman, about what happened in the drive-way,

232
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we both said some things we probably didn't mean.

233
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I didn't.

234
00:15:48,927 --> 00:15:52,168
Oh I'm just saying. We both got emotional

235
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and we said some things we might want to take back.

236
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I can't think of anything.

237
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But you do admit you were on the drive-way, right?

238
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I don't know, it looks more like a brothel to me.

239
00:16:04,578 --> 00:16:06,561
Mrs Forman, please.

240
00:16:07,577 --> 00:16:11,867
I just came over here to tell you
that the whole thing with Randy,

241
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it was all a huge mistake.

242
00:16:14,449 --> 00:16:17,820
Oh, Donna. I am so happy to hear you say that.

243
00:16:17,856 --> 00:16:19,239
So are you and I okay?

244
00:16:19,284 --> 00:16:21,077
Of course we are!

245
00:16:22,491 --> 00:16:27,912
Ohhh. I never really saw you with Randy
anyway, he's awful handsome.

246
00:16:27,937 --> 00:16:28,681
Oh,

247
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no, we're still together. We just won't
kiss in front of you anymore.

248
00:16:33,821 --> 00:16:37,561
And for the record, I can get any guy I want.
I am damn hot.

249
00:16:37,585 --> 00:16:41,888
You should hear the disgusting things construction
workers say they wanna do to me.

250
00:16:42,842 --> 00:16:47,693
Oh come on Donna. You don't belong with Randy
anyway and just wait when Eric gets home...

251
00:16:47,735 --> 00:16:52,487
Mrs Forman listen to me. When Eric comes back
we are not going back together.

252
00:16:52,522 --> 00:16:54,613
So you need to get over it.

253
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:58,690
How am I supposed to get over Eric running off to Africa.

254
00:16:58,967 --> 00:17:01,499
he was supposed to stay here, marry you and...

255
00:17:01,524 --> 00:17:07,012
and give me and Red 3 wonderful grandchildren
named Ronald, Rose and Kitty Junior.

256
00:17:07,837 --> 00:17:11,536
Only everyone would call her Kitkat
so that it doesn't get confusing.

257
00:17:13,092 --> 00:17:15,815
Oh my god. So you're not mad at me, you're mad at Eric.

258
00:17:15,847 --> 00:17:18,263
Of course I'm mad at Eric.

259
00:17:19,686 --> 00:17:22,617
It just wasn't supposed to turn out this way.

260
00:17:24,549 --> 00:17:27,431
Mrs Forman, I'll always care about Eric

261
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:30,980
but, it's over.

262
00:17:32,064 --> 00:17:33,564
I know.

263
00:17:37,905 --> 00:17:38,989
S oo...

264
00:17:40,543 --> 00:17:41,488
Kitty Junior?

265
00:17:44,721 --> 00:17:49,029
Or Kitty the second. Whichever
you prefer. It's your child.

266
00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:54,984
There you go, the guitar is all fixed.

267
00:17:55,239 --> 00:17:57,380
Leo, I could kiss you, man.

268
00:17:57,818 --> 00:18:00,689
Ok, but that's as far as you gonna get.

269
00:18:02,141 --> 00:18:05,672
Hey, where is my kiss? I'm the one
who whipped off all the graffiti.

270
00:18:06,457 --> 00:18:07,171
What?

271
00:18:07,196 --> 00:18:10,228
Yeah, some jerk named Peter Frampton
wrote his name on it.

272
00:18:10,692 --> 00:18:11,578
Fez!

273
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,473
You moron, this is Peter Frampton's guitar.

274
00:18:14,508 --> 00:18:16,441
- Who?
- Peter Frampton.

275
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:21,268
The talentless idiot that a million brainless
teenage girls made a star?

276
00:18:22,071 --> 00:18:24,345
I love Peter Frampton!

277
00:18:24,568 --> 00:18:26,023
A million and one.

278
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,567
Oh my god, my dad's here.
What am I going to do?

279
00:18:31,671 --> 00:18:34,266
Don't worry, I'll take care of him with this!

280
00:18:34,311 --> 00:18:36,085
Hands down, you son of a bitch!

281
00:18:38,128 --> 00:18:40,779
You now what, I'll sign it myself.

282
00:18:40,923 --> 00:18:43,216
Peter Frampton's wrote on many things.

283
00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:44,896
I'll just leave the sucks part.

284
00:18:50,076 --> 00:18:53,175
- Hey there Steven!
- Hey man, how was Clapton?

285
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:55,454
Great. I got you a T-shirt.

286
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,190
"I love Chicago."

287
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,107
I didn't remember till got to the airport.

288
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,307
Wow, look at this place.

289
00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:06,394
You know I was thinking I was gonna give you a nice
cash bonus but now I don't think I'm going to.

290
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,902
- You're not?
- No, check this out!

291
00:19:11,962 --> 00:19:14,456
Eric Clapton signed this guitar.

292
00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:17,171
- Oh my God, I love Clapton.
- Me too!

293
00:19:17,209 --> 00:19:19,238
That's why I'm giving you the Peter Frampton.

294
00:19:21,442 --> 00:19:23,214
Actually, you know,

295
00:19:23,752 --> 00:19:27,290
the store is going great, you took
care of the house so... here.

296
00:19:29,064 --> 00:19:30,839
You're giving me the Clapton guitar?

297
00:19:30,885 --> 00:19:32,196
Yeah, you deserve it.

298
00:19:35,078 --> 00:19:36,821
Ohhh, yeah.

299
00:19:38,246 --> 00:19:40,457
WB I got something bad to tell you.

300
00:19:41,403 --> 00:19:43,964
Well, actually it's kind of funny too.

301
00:19:46,688 --> 00:19:47,992
No it's mostly bad.

302
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,427
You know, I'd say 50-50 funny bad.

303
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:59,609
I threw the most freaking awesome
party here last night and well,

304
00:20:00,753 --> 00:20:02,536
we broke your Frampton guitar.

305
00:20:03,272 --> 00:20:04,883
What's the funny part?

306
00:20:05,857 --> 00:20:09,638
Well I was hoping that was the funny part
because I put the "ah ah" in there.

307
00:20:10,983 --> 00:20:13,096
It made me laugh.

308
00:20:17,705 --> 00:20:20,909
So while I was away,
you disobeyed my wishes,

309
00:20:20,942 --> 00:20:23,048
you used my house for a party

310
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:26,074
and broke something that was
extremely valuable to me?

311
00:20:27,788 --> 00:20:29,161
I have a son!

312
00:20:32,142 --> 00:20:34,536
- You're not mad?
- No, of course not.

313
00:20:35,409 --> 00:20:37,471
Do I still get the Clapton guitar?

314
00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:40,459
Oh hell, no. I can't trust you worth a damn.

315
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,402
I have a confession to make too.

316
00:20:47,029 --> 00:20:50,207
I broke your toilet seat trying to reheat some pizza.

317
00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:54,764
Yeah and I peed in your pool.

318
00:20:55,868 --> 00:20:58,200
Leo, you weren't even at the party.

319
00:20:58,234 --> 00:21:00,810
I know that's why I peed in his pool.

320
00:21:08,127 --> 00:21:08,991
Towel,

321
00:21:11,722 --> 00:21:12,785
succion,

322
00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:19,751
ohhh... We're losing him.

323
00:21:27,758 --> 00:21:29,129
Time of death,

324
00:21:30,443 --> 00:21:31,989
8.29.

325
00:21:33,882 --> 00:21:36,363
Murdererrrrrrr!

