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Well! That was some county fair!

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And they really went all loud with the musical entertainment.

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I mean, the Beach Girls were fabulous.

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I've never seen the Beach Boys but I
can not imagine they are any better.

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Ah, the only thing worse than listening to those Beach Whales

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was watching Steven throw up after spending all day in the beer-garden.

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I had a good reason to throw up.

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I was drunk.

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Oh, I wish I could say I've been drunk the whole time I went out with you.

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Oh, yeah. It's a good think you're not a drinker.

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You'd have a hard time operating that heavy machinery...

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your mouth!

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Well, I had a great time. I have an invisible dog in a leash,

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a goldfish in a bag and a giant stuffed panda,

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of course I got some stupid stuff too.

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You now, Fez, you should be thanking Randy.

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You were so amazing winning all that stuff.

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With you hair flowing, your muscles rippling,

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you were like a Greek god of knocking things over.

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Oh help, bazarus Knockoverus.

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I'm still drunk.

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So how did you get so go at popping
balloons with darts?

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Well, when my parents got divorced,

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I found comfort in the community of non judgment carnaval workers.

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I taught them to read, in exchange

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they taught me how to play their game with chance.

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- Really?
- No, I got a dart board.

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Well, you won every game in the place.

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Donna, it must be nice to finally have a boyfriend who can swing that sledge hammer

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and get that little black thing passed « seriously hit. »

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Now, you shush. Eric always did very well at the fair.

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Every time he went to that one booth, he
walked away with his stuffed animal.

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That was the gift shop.

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Well, Mrs Forman, you won a prize too.

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I cant' believe you let that guy guess your weight.

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And I can't believe the woman who almost married my son

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has already moved on to the next customer
because she is as loose as an old Jim sock.

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Whorus Maximus!

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And that weight guesser never had a chance once I took off my shoes,

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my belt, my engagement ring,

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spit up my gum and took out all the kleenex had in my pockets.

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Oh Fez, honey, you never gave me back my ring.

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Oh, yeah.

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Wow, so sparkly...

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and last forever.

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That 70's Show - Saison 8 Episode 15
"Keep Yourself Alive"

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Traduction par Mona Sax

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Synchro par DaddyK! FF
Relecture et corrections par Prodigy

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It's gone! My engagement ring is gooone.

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You! You lost it!

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We let you in in our country, we

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we give you minimal wage jobs, we teach
you how to use a knife and a fork,

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and this is how you thank us?

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Kitty I hate to see you so upset when
there is such an easy solution.

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Let's just get your home, I'll make you a Martini,

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then when you calm down,
I'll make you a Margarita.

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Wait, uhm, what about us?

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Oh you're going to stay here and look for the ring.

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And if it rains, just do like the Indians did,

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die!

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Okay,

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well, the ring must have rolled down the hill,
which means, it's been

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probably eaten by a squirrel.

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We need to find this squirrel,

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feed him laxatives...

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and wait for the show to begin.

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God, we're stuck out here. It's a bummer.

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I've been waiting to take you me ever since you threw
that ping pong ball into the floating tea cup.

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Maybe we can sneak off. You know, the woods can be pretty romantic.

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That is unless you run into a serial killer,

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or a witch who lives in a house made of candy.

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Hey, you guys. I was thinking that maybe

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we 'd find the ring faster if we split up in teams.

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Say, Donna! It's a great idea!

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But who may I ask would go with whom?

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I get Donna.

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Well, that way, if we run up into a bear,
I can just climb you.

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No, I was thinking I would go with Randy
and you would go with Hyde.

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No, no, no I am not teaming up with Steven.

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That would be like Cher teaming up
with the really smelly drunk.

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Wow, guys, did you hear that?

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The wild core brown hair pygmy bitch.

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I didn't hear anything.

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There it is again.

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Man, this is what it's all about.

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The outdoors, just us guys, talking man to man.

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You know, Jackie is so annoying. I never
realized when we were going out.

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Sometimes you got to marry a striper
to get things into perspective.

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Anyway, this is good. The outdoors,

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just us guys, talking man to man,
this is what's all about.

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Yeahhh, hey can I team up with Donna?

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What? No! It's all about the guys!

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Oh, man, I can't get between you and Donna

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'cause love that's what it's all about...

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and drugs...

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specially drugs,

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then love, but mostly drugs.
You know what I mean, man?

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Silence!

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That's what it's all about.

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Oh, this is just awful.

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- Fine, I'll add more gin.
- No!

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Red, the ring. And you know, this is all your fault.

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If you hadn't driven like a mad man over a pothole,

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I wouldn't be drinking to calm my nerves,
I would just be drinking.

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Hey!

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I am not the one who gave his engagement
ring to the foreign kid.

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You're lucky he's not wearing it through his nose.

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Oh, this is just the worse thing ever.

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Kitty, it is just a ring.

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I am talking about the drink.

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Hey, there. I was just putting out the thrash
and heard you two had a little spat so

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I figured out you'd probably want
me to come and take a side.

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Okay, well, my engagement ring is lost
and Red doesn't give a damn.

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And I don't understand it because even if he doesn't
care about the sentimental value,

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it still cost a thousand dollars.

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A thousand bucks?

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So you finally replaced the old cheap one, eh?

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- Boooob...
- What?

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Oh, jeez.

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You blew it now, Red.

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The old cheap one, what's he talking about, Red?

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Kitty,

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I love you.

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How much did my ring really cost?

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Right around a thousand dollars.

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How much exactly?

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65 dollars.

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65 dollars? My hairdo costs more than that!

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It does? Where the hell are you getting...

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which is besides the point because you look lovely.

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And you know what else looks lovely?

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The view from the couch,

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which is where you cheap lying butt
will be sleeping tonight.

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She's right about that couch.

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You got a great view of the TV from there.

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Steven is such a jerk.

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You know, I can't believe I almost married a guy
who can burp the alphabet all the way to W.

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You know, he never finishes anything.

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Well, Randy is perfect.

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That lady at the fair, who did the caricatures,

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she refused to draw him because she couldn't find a flaw.

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Oh, please, that lady had no talent.

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Did you see how big she drew my mouth?

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- Hey!
- Hey.

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- Any luck finding that ring?
- No

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but we did find a broken high heel, some old stockings
and an empty pack of Marlboro's.

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Yeah, so it looks like Steven's mom has been here too.

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They're not my mom! She smoked Lucky's.

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Well, maybe it's time we shake up search parties.
I'll flip a coin.

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Head means Donna, tale means Jackie.

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It's head, Donna, come on.

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Wait, no, no, hum I can't go with Steven.
He's a disgusting pig.

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Yeah, she's a suck-up princess who only
cares about looks and money.

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Oh, don't try to sweet-talk me.

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Okay, look, we're not going to find that stupid ring
anyway so let's just get out of here.

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Where is Fez?

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Well, Goldy,

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it seems we are lost in a dark, cold, lonely cave.

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You look scared too,

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your eyes are bugging out of your head.

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But I'm glad you're here

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cause at least I can have a conversation with a fish.

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Otherwise I'd be loosing my mind.

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FEZ!

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Where is he?

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Oh, don't worry,

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he survived his trip over here in a banana crave,
he'll be fine in the woods.

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Actually, I'm kind of worried about him:

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it's dark, it's cold,

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there's no pornography anywhere.

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What was that?

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That was a wild Canadian boar.

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They feed them likeable girls.

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You're safe.

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You know,

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being out here like this, without any TV, or magazines

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makes me realize how people
500 years ago must have felt.

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Incredibly bored.

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By the way, Donna. If you're ever lost in the outdoors,
just find the North Star.

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It's gentle twinkling will confort you...
as you slowly die.

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Oh, eww, what, now we have to
cross a disgusting river?

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Jackie, it's a just a creek.

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Okay, fine, why don't you take your shoe off,
we'll all get in and raw ourselves across.

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- Allow me my lady.
- Thank you.

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Oh, eh wait, how I am supposed to get across.

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Come across, like you always do,

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real bitchy!

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Oh

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you know what?

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Even when we were dating you never
did the gentlemanly thing.

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Alright, fine, give me your hand.

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No, I'm not touching that hand.

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You have been burping in that hand all day.

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Come on, you've touched growser things than this.

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You went out with Kelso for 4 years.

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Oh!

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You know what, I'll just get myself across.

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That couldn't have worked out any better.

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Well, Goldy, if my internal clock is correct,

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we've been here either an hour

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or a month.

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Man, I'm terribly thirsty.

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I hope you don't mind, I'm gonna drink
a little bit of your water.

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You peed in there.

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Well I made Bob go and get the kids.

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Maybe they'll find the ring, maybe not, either way

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I got rid of Bob.

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I can't believe you lied to me about that ring.

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00:14:05,705 --> 00:14:06,813
Listen Kitty,

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when I got home from Korea, I wanted to buy you

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the nicest engagement ring ever.

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00:14:15,836 --> 00:14:17,670
But I wasn't making much money.

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And when I realized how long I would
have to save to get that ring,

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I just knew I couldn't wait that long
to ask you to marry me.

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00:14:27,017 --> 00:14:30,510
Well, that's true, I had other offers.

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Jimmy Callahan used to call me sweetny and he was absolutely right.

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So I bought you the best that I could afford,
I was going to tell you

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that we'd get a better ring when we had the money,

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but then it all went wrong,

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you loved the ring

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and you said it must have cost a thousand dollars and you were so excited.

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I just couldn't let you down.

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Red...

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And I'll tell you what.

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If the kids don't find the old one,

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I'll get you another one,

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the kind that you deserve for putting up
with me will all these years.

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Well,

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I don't want you to sell the house.

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Hey Donna, you know when you see
ducks flying in a V formation,

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one side longer than the other.
You know what that is?

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- No.
- More ducks!

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Hey, we lost Jackie and Hyde.

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Finally, we're alone.

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DONNAAA!

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That was magical.

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Yeah, I hope I didn't get pregnant.

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DONNAAA!

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00:15:54,095 --> 00:15:56,221
Hey, you guys missed it!

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Jackie fell in the creek.

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Will you shut up?

242
00:16:00,676 --> 00:16:03,262
I could get pneumonia and die.

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00:16:04,488 --> 00:16:06,271
This keeps getting funnier.

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00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,253
Alright but we still need to find Fez. So

245
00:16:10,305 --> 00:16:12,491
why don't the girls stay here, Hyde and I are
going to look for him.

246
00:16:12,547 --> 00:16:14,080
Oh, I have a better idea.

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00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:16,233
Let's get some meat ball sup,

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go to a strip-club.

249
00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:23,460
Come on buddy, let's go find Fez.

250
00:16:23,676 --> 00:16:25,621
Well, maybe Fez has a meat ball sup.

251
00:16:27,925 --> 00:16:28,753
Okay,

252
00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:32,851
I've been holding this for like 3 hours
and I can't do it anymore.

253
00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:34,990
Yeah, I know you like Randy,

254
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:38,333
you're jealous of my hair, bla bla bla.

255
00:16:39,245 --> 00:16:43,741
No, I drank to much and now I have to like go,
so be my look-out.

256
00:16:43,998 --> 00:16:45,801
You know, if this were a mall,

257
00:16:45,947 --> 00:16:47,883
you'd be in a bathroom right now.

258
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:52,332
Of course you wouldn't be in a mall cause you might
accidentally put on some new clothes.

259
00:16:53,698 --> 00:16:56,170
Wait a minute, man, this looks familiar.

260
00:16:56,288 --> 00:16:58,211
Like we just did a complete circle.

261
00:16:58,526 --> 00:17:00,142
- Woh...
- Oh my God!

262
00:17:02,876 --> 00:17:05,433
No, I'd remember this.

263
00:17:13,038 --> 00:17:15,262
I win again!

264
00:17:17,856 --> 00:17:20,933
I know you're just a fish, but come on! At least try!

265
00:17:22,566 --> 00:17:24,803
Fez, is that you?

266
00:17:25,816 --> 00:17:27,741
Goldy, you can use pronouns?

267
00:17:31,276 --> 00:17:33,163
No, Fez, it's me Bob!

268
00:17:33,288 --> 00:17:36,143
Bob, you find us! Alleluia!

269
00:17:36,475 --> 00:17:40,293
Yeap, I just followed the trail of candy corn you left.

270
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,171
But I didn't leave a...

271
00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:45,341
oh, dammit!

272
00:17:46,688 --> 00:17:50,440
There was a hole. All that candy corn wasted.

273
00:17:50,495 --> 00:17:51,551
No, I ate 'em.

274
00:17:54,088 --> 00:17:56,323
Bob, they were on the ground!

275
00:17:57,308 --> 00:17:58,713
Well, I would have done the same.

276
00:18:05,607 --> 00:18:08,650
Donna, you don't have to be embarrassed, man.
It's over.

277
00:18:08,737 --> 00:18:10,222
Nobody cares.

278
00:18:10,278 --> 00:18:14,013
In fact let's just sing a little camp fire song,
alright I start.

279
00:18:14,365 --> 00:18:17,970
«Twinkle, twinkle little star,

280
00:18:18,018 --> 00:18:21,543
Donna wees behind a bush.»

281
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,120
I just couldn't hold it anymore.

282
00:18:27,588 --> 00:18:30,470
Why did I get the 48 ounce commemorative cup?

283
00:18:31,286 --> 00:18:35,443
Why didn't I go in the 48 ounce commemorative cup?

284
00:18:36,077 --> 00:18:40,861
I'm not sure that relieving yourself in a cup would
have made this any less humiliating.

285
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:44,052
This, this is why I hate the woods.

286
00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:46,182
Every thing's a bathroom.

287
00:18:46,216 --> 00:18:48,072
God, it's just like Delaware.

288
00:18:48,658 --> 00:18:52,781
Oh! That reminds me of an old Delawarian folk song.

289
00:18:53,437 --> 00:18:56,982
«Donna squatted in a bush, pee pee, doo doo,

290
00:18:57,026 --> 00:19:00,442
Donna squatted in a bush pee pee all day long.»

291
00:19:06,297 --> 00:19:08,552
- Oh when the saints..
- Oh when the saints.

292
00:19:08,578 --> 00:19:10,682
- go marching in..
- go marching in.

293
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:14,711
Oh when the saints go marching in.

294
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:15,620
Dad?

295
00:19:15,898 --> 00:19:20,371
Oh Lord, I want to be in that number,

296
00:19:20,406 --> 00:19:24,822
Oh when the saints go marching in...

297
00:19:25,285 --> 00:19:28,721
My dad and Fez are skipping through the woods.

298
00:19:31,276 --> 00:19:33,172
And I peed on a bush.

299
00:19:34,478 --> 00:19:36,782
I really should have gone to college.

300
00:19:42,825 --> 00:19:45,161
Alright Jackie, I'll help you get across the creek.

301
00:19:45,197 --> 00:19:47,343
Will you just leave me alone?

302
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:48,801
Want to fall in again?

303
00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:51,273
Fine.

304
00:20:00,278 --> 00:20:01,082
Steven!

305
00:20:03,608 --> 00:20:05,893
Man, I hope I'll remember that in the morning.

306
00:20:10,886 --> 00:20:13,581
It's too bad, the kids never found your ring.

307
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:16,512
But on the upside,
Pork Doodles!

308
00:20:21,376 --> 00:20:23,073
Oh, my Gosh!

309
00:20:23,527 --> 00:20:25,872
Oh my Gosh! It's my ring!

310
00:20:25,905 --> 00:20:28,673
It was in the car the whole time.

311
00:20:29,968 --> 00:20:31,690
Oh that's great!

312
00:20:31,717 --> 00:20:35,413
It's like I always say: sometimes you find things!

313
00:20:36,728 --> 00:20:37,571
Kitty!

314
00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:39,403
Red!

315
00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:42,503
I've just ordered you a new ring.

316
00:20:42,665 --> 00:20:44,450
The diamond is almost a carat.

317
00:20:44,488 --> 00:20:47,903
The band is white gold. The jeweller said it was the nicest one he had.

318
00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:48,943
Oh...

319
00:20:51,397 --> 00:20:53,601
Well... That sounds beautiful.

320
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:57,961
I know it won't have all sentimental
value of the old one, but..

321
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,813
But that ring is gone forever.

322
00:21:07,468 --> 00:21:11,023
Goldy, it's not right to keep you in a tiny bag like this.

323
00:21:11,525 --> 00:21:13,700
A goldfish belongs in the wild.

324
00:21:14,396 --> 00:21:16,202
Never easy to say goodbye,

325
00:21:16,706 --> 00:21:18,293
specially to a fish.

326
00:21:18,985 --> 00:21:20,542
I am not sure where your ears are.

327
00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:22,931
There you go.

328
00:21:26,196 --> 00:21:28,123
Swim Goldy, swim.

329
00:21:33,706 --> 00:21:35,531
Fly Goldy, fly.

