1 00:00:04,131 --> 00:00:05,828 Steven, 2 00:00:06,059 --> 00:00:10,055 why is there lingerie behind my canned goods? 3 00:00:10,487 --> 00:00:12,784 Oh, sorry. That's Sam's. 4 00:00:12,950 --> 00:00:18,274 Before we split up, our love life felt a little boring so we decided to branch out and try some new locations. 5 00:00:18,945 --> 00:00:22,606 By the way, this is a good sturdy table. 6 00:00:23,005 --> 00:00:26,101 Oh, Steven. 7 00:00:27,931 --> 00:00:29,561 Good morning! 8 00:00:29,743 --> 00:00:34,319 Morning Red. You're up early. You're retired, you should be sleeping in. 9 00:00:34,506 --> 00:00:40,110 Yeah, well, I was awoken by the pleasant sound of birds chirping outside my window. 10 00:00:40,493 --> 00:00:44,794 And now that I don't have to work, I finally have time to poison them. 11 00:00:45,686 --> 00:00:48,239 I feed those birds bread every day. 12 00:00:48,369 --> 00:00:51,023 Good, that will make it easier. 13 00:00:51,621 --> 00:00:54,885 Red, I don't think you've embraced retirement yet. 14 00:00:54,993 --> 00:00:58,313 What you need to do is to get yourself a robe, go sit down on the porch 15 00:00:58,447 --> 00:01:02,296 and shake your fists and yell things like:“dang nabbit, why I outta... ” 16 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:06,693 I have to say, I looked forward to retirement as much as I looked forward to 17 00:01:06,778 --> 00:01:08,720 playing catch with my son. 18 00:01:08,998 --> 00:01:11,949 And both of them have left me bitterly disappoint. 19 00:01:13,413 --> 00:01:15,295 Well, you know, 20 00:01:15,470 --> 00:01:17,003 we could take a trip. 21 00:01:17,068 --> 00:01:22,878 When Amy O'Brian's husband retired, they went to see the Nutcracker museum in Rhode Island. 22 00:01:23,011 --> 00:01:29,310 We don't have to go anywhere that fancy but there is that cave in West Virginia I've been wanting to see. 23 00:01:29,487 --> 00:01:32,998 It's a good idea Red. You and Kitty should travel, you know, see the world. 24 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:36,433 I saw the world when I was in the navy. It shot at me. 25 00:01:37,286 --> 00:01:41,788 I don't know... West Virginia is supposed to be pretty nice. 26 00:01:42,533 --> 00:01:46,132 It is the Ohio of the Atlantic states. 27 00:01:47,386 --> 00:01:50,809 Well, if you need something to do, you can always come down to help me at the record store. 28 00:01:51,274 --> 00:01:53,285 There's a light switch that keeps shocking people. 29 00:01:53,643 --> 00:01:57,644 Although on the upside the jolts seems to make Leo remember stuff. 30 00:01:57,919 --> 00:02:01,430 Yeah! Sure, I'll help you out. It will be good to get out of the house. 31 00:02:01,632 --> 00:02:05,574 If I have to listen to Phil Donahue tell one more housewife 32 00:02:05,630 --> 00:02:07,992 that it isn't her fault that her life is messed up 33 00:02:08,018 --> 00:02:12,007 I gonna drive to Chicago and hit him in the head with a hammer. 34 00:02:16,498 --> 00:02:19,912 Okay, Donna, I have something to admit to you but it's something really embarrassing. 35 00:02:20,095 --> 00:02:22,667 You read a book for pleasure? 36 00:02:29,017 --> 00:02:31,349 I like Fez. 37 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,614 Wow! 38 00:02:39,135 --> 00:02:44,047 Well I guess the only thing I have to say is, I freaking knew it! 39 00:02:44,139 --> 00:02:45,143 Donna! 40 00:02:45,229 --> 00:02:49,792 Look, I know I made that stupid list to figure out who my perfect match should be, and you were right, 41 00:02:50,076 --> 00:02:51,330 it's Fez. 42 00:02:51,465 --> 00:02:54,255 This is one of the biggest thing I've ever heard you said. 43 00:02:54,851 --> 00:02:57,532 I know, I know. I can't believe I like him. 44 00:02:57,748 --> 00:03:00,609 No! You admitted I was right. 45 00:03:02,952 --> 00:03:05,776 Okay, are you sure you like Fez? I mean, 46 00:03:06,389 --> 00:03:09,312 think about all the things you said about him over the years. 47 00:03:11,295 --> 00:03:12,716 He's a bad, poor, 48 00:03:12,742 --> 00:03:13,195 sweaty, 49 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:14,317 stinky, crazy, 50 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:15,084 sick, 51 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,175 ridiculous, 52 00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:17,534 foreign, spazoid, 53 00:03:17,688 --> 00:03:18,833 weirdo. 54 00:03:19,986 --> 00:03:22,646 Okay, alright Donna, you busted me. 55 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:28,632 I like a bad, poor, sweaty, sticky, crazy, ridiculous, sick, foreign, spazoid, weirdo. 56 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:33,306 Hey lucious ladies! 57 00:03:35,561 --> 00:03:36,693 Hey, Fez. 58 00:03:36,899 --> 00:03:40,139 Hey, Fez! What's up? 59 00:03:41,632 --> 00:03:44,774 Well, I made up a new way to play Candy Land, 60 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:48,410 where I will eat the appropriate candy for each square I land on. 61 00:03:49,064 --> 00:03:54,145 So Jackie, get prepared to come home to a candy-covered-pants-less roommate. 62 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:58,810 Wait! Why do you have to take your pants off to play? 63 00:03:59,714 --> 00:04:02,326 You don't know me at all! 64 00:04:07,149 --> 00:04:08,511 There it goes, Jackie. 65 00:04:09,346 --> 00:04:12,937 Your candy-covered-pants-less prince charming. 66 00:04:16,538 --> 00:04:20,128 That 70's Show - Saison 8 episode 17 "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" 67 00:04:20,345 --> 00:04:30,191 Traduction par Mona Sax Synchro par Prodigy 68 00:04:54,901 --> 00:04:58,651 Fez, now that I'm spending so much time here, maybe you should get a water bed. 69 00:04:58,815 --> 00:05:00,980 That way we won't keep Jackie up with all the... 70 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,578 squeaking. 71 00:05:03,093 --> 00:05:05,266 Yeah, sorry about that. 72 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:07,504 I'm a squeaker. 73 00:05:09,295 --> 00:05:13,305 Donna... I like a squeaker. 74 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,743 Wh, what I am gonna do? 75 00:05:16,957 --> 00:05:17,943 Okay look, 76 00:05:18,757 --> 00:05:20,109 a few years ago, 77 00:05:20,523 --> 00:05:23,687 - I went to see a therapist. - Looser 78 00:05:24,222 --> 00:05:26,923 My parents were going through their divorce and it helped. 79 00:05:27,249 --> 00:05:29,792 Not everyone who goes to a therapist is a looser. 80 00:05:30,106 --> 00:05:31,268 Ok wait so, 81 00:05:31,604 --> 00:05:34,315 - you think this therapist actually helped you? - Yeah! 82 00:05:34,731 --> 00:05:38,383 He must be pretty good if he convinced you you're not a looser. 83 00:05:44,442 --> 00:05:46,452 Ouah, man! Impressive! 84 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,112 Yeah, Mr Forman is real good at fixing stuff. 85 00:05:49,406 --> 00:05:52,915 No, 6 across, impressive. 86 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:55,654 No wait, 87 00:05:55,761 --> 00:05:58,192 that's more than 3 letters. 88 00:06:01,102 --> 00:06:02,238 There you go! 89 00:06:02,391 --> 00:06:04,554 Oh, nice job Red. 90 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:07,830 The only problem is that now I can see how dirty everything is. 91 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,021 I gotta do something about that. 92 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,536 There you go. 93 00:06:14,051 --> 00:06:16,325 Alright man, thanks. I guess I'll see you later. 94 00:06:16,607 --> 00:06:19,701 Actually I thought I'd fix that wobbly chair before I left. 95 00:06:20,144 --> 00:06:22,497 Take a high, carphead! 96 00:06:25,309 --> 00:06:27,244 Hey, quiet! 97 00:06:28,107 --> 00:06:30,578 Oh, sorry, it's quilt. 98 00:06:36,207 --> 00:06:39,312 I'm just saying, I can't believe I'm in a therapist office. 99 00:06:39,637 --> 00:06:43,596 I mean, there is no way I'll be able to talk for a whole hour. 100 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:50,339 Well, thank you Dr. Hamond. 101 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,846 You're right, 102 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:58,441 I am pretty and I am special. 103 00:07:07,878 --> 00:07:10,760 And I am in the wrong office. 104 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,090 Wow, that was a tough hour. 105 00:07:18,767 --> 00:07:20,178 Come on in girls. 106 00:07:22,054 --> 00:07:23,325 Have a seat. 107 00:07:23,471 --> 00:07:24,255 Excuse me. 108 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:27,823 Hello? 109 00:07:28,528 --> 00:07:31,138 Oh, hello Helen. 110 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:34,956 Fine! I'll heat up my own dinner! 111 00:07:34,978 --> 00:07:39,442 God knows you haven't heat up anything in our home in months. 112 00:07:39,934 --> 00:07:41,936 Well, have a great time, eh? 113 00:07:45,148 --> 00:07:49,800 So! Donna, nice to see you again. 114 00:07:49,926 --> 00:07:51,069 How are your folks? 115 00:07:51,145 --> 00:07:53,707 Well, uhm, still crazy. 116 00:07:54,319 --> 00:07:57,561 You're telling me! They paid for my watch. 117 00:07:59,424 --> 00:08:00,969 And you must be Jackie. 118 00:08:01,093 --> 00:08:02,028 Yeah, 119 00:08:02,123 --> 00:08:04,486 but before you think there is anything wrong with me. 120 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:08,620 You see, I'm only here because I like this boy and I don't wanna like him so... 121 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:13,337 you know, if you could just write a prescription for that, I'll be on my way. 122 00:08:14,172 --> 00:08:17,113 Do you see how messed up she is? 123 00:08:18,476 --> 00:08:21,069 Still eating your cuticles? 124 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:26,115 No. 125 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:28,322 Jackie, 126 00:08:28,436 --> 00:08:32,715 first tell me about some of the other men that you had feelings for. 127 00:08:33,570 --> 00:08:37,354 Okay, well, there is Mickael, who cheated on me. 128 00:08:37,536 --> 00:08:42,498 And there is Steven who would rather vandalize a car than committing to a relationship. 129 00:08:43,092 --> 00:08:44,347 And now there's Fez. 130 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:47,651 Who's been after me for years and who is really, really sweet, 131 00:08:47,755 --> 00:08:50,739 but I never paid any attention to him 'cause you know, 132 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,857 he's foreign. 133 00:08:53,999 --> 00:08:56,255 He seems like a fine man, 134 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,540 or at least he is now... 135 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:05,653 before you get you sadistic female claws into him and make him forget that he's even a man at all. 136 00:09:06,728 --> 00:09:11,200 Well, none of this matters anyway because of course now that I like Fez, 137 00:09:11,262 --> 00:09:12,867 he has a girlfriend. 138 00:09:14,022 --> 00:09:18,161 Have you ever considered that you like unavailable men? 139 00:09:18,345 --> 00:09:21,979 I mean, the others were emotionally unavailable 140 00:09:23,191 --> 00:09:26,983 but you weren't interested in Fez until he was taken. 141 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:29,009 Wow, 142 00:09:29,462 --> 00:09:34,812 so I don't really like Fez, I just think I like Fez because he has a girlfriend. 143 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:39,563 Do you see how messed up she is, Doctor. 144 00:09:40,701 --> 00:09:42,966 I mean she's got some real issues. 145 00:09:43,893 --> 00:09:46,242 I noticed you died your hair. 146 00:09:46,957 --> 00:09:49,520 What are you running away from? 147 00:09:50,114 --> 00:09:52,825 I just want people to like me! 148 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:54,536 Jackie, 149 00:09:54,809 --> 00:09:57,481 just remember that whoever you end up with, 150 00:09:57,735 --> 00:09:59,659 the key to any relationship 151 00:09:59,803 --> 00:10:02,036 is good communication. 152 00:10:03,281 --> 00:10:04,755 Excuse me. 153 00:10:05,770 --> 00:10:07,164 Hello? 154 00:10:08,855 --> 00:10:10,048 Helen, 155 00:10:10,345 --> 00:10:14,803 I told you I'd move it as soon as Al can help me. 156 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,520 Well, I wish you had more upper body strength. 157 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,397 No, you are. 158 00:10:21,702 --> 00:10:24,954 Noo, youu are. 159 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:28,959 GO TO HELL YOU COW! 160 00:10:35,291 --> 00:10:38,310 So, yes, 161 00:10:39,107 --> 00:10:41,389 good communication! 162 00:10:42,611 --> 00:10:44,743 That's the key. 163 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,270 Why is the closed sign on the door? 164 00:10:59,317 --> 00:11:00,729 Oh, Red put that up. 165 00:11:00,884 --> 00:11:05,934 He said I could either have a closed sign up the door or an open sign on my ass. 166 00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:13,387 I should never have asked him to come down, man, he's bad for business. 167 00:11:14,039 --> 00:11:16,094 You think that's bad for business, 168 00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:18,890 I've been stealing money for months! 169 00:11:21,533 --> 00:11:22,586 Red! 170 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,814 Red! 171 00:11:26,858 --> 00:11:29,292 Hey, man, why are you working so hard? 172 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,139 You should be enjoying your retirement, you know? 173 00:11:31,263 --> 00:11:34,095 There's still plenty to do here. 174 00:11:34,401 --> 00:11:39,649 The hinge on that door is busted. The window needs caulking and that back room is such a mess, 175 00:11:39,685 --> 00:11:43,128 you got a bunch of weeds growing in there. 176 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:56,673 Look, man. Why don't you just call it today, you know? You're retired, it's 2 o'clock, hey! 177 00:11:56,739 --> 00:11:58,820 It's almost dinner time! 178 00:12:01,871 --> 00:12:03,534 Are you kicking me out? 179 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:04,754 No! 180 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,114 You know... 181 00:12:07,787 --> 00:12:09,608 Yeah! 182 00:12:10,245 --> 00:12:13,596 Look, wh, why don't you just go home? 183 00:12:14,362 --> 00:12:17,231 I don't believe this. 184 00:12:20,852 --> 00:12:22,316 He seems mad. 185 00:12:22,582 --> 00:12:24,895 It's a good thing you'll never have to see him again. 186 00:12:27,256 --> 00:12:28,982 Oh oh! 187 00:12:33,132 --> 00:12:38,492 Fez, great news! I have an opportunity to do something that's gonna make me incredibly happy. 188 00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,559 - Oh, that's wonderful! - I'm gonna become a nun. 189 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,506 YOU SELFISH WHORE! 190 00:12:44,668 --> 00:12:48,472 I'm joining the covent next week so I'm sorry, 191 00:12:48,704 --> 00:12:53,637 but if it makes you feel any better, you're the last man to ever touch me 192 00:12:53,721 --> 00:12:58,942 unless I meet someone in Italy before I take my vows. See ya! 193 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,135 Hey, Fez! What's going on? 194 00:13:05,808 --> 00:13:07,274 Hillary broke up with me. 195 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,239 Oh, my God. 196 00:13:10,643 --> 00:13:14,385 I just need someone to hold me and tell me it's alright. 197 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:19,729 I gotta go find Hyde. 198 00:13:29,925 --> 00:13:32,176 I am pretty. 199 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:35,183 I am special. 200 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,999 My casserole is not too oniony. 201 00:13:42,211 --> 00:13:43,555 Hey! 202 00:13:43,702 --> 00:13:46,744 Oh, Steven. I need to talk to you. 203 00:13:47,066 --> 00:13:49,281 How could you kick Red out of your store? 204 00:13:49,465 --> 00:13:55,762 I wasn't expecting him home so early and he walked in on me taking a bath without any bubbles. 205 00:13:57,785 --> 00:14:00,317 There goes the mystery. 206 00:14:01,582 --> 00:14:03,955 Sorry Mrs. Forman, he was in the way. 207 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:06,125 In the way? 208 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:11,179 When your parents left you and we took you in, did we say you were in the way? No! 209 00:14:11,332 --> 00:14:13,476 We fed you and loved you 210 00:14:13,581 --> 00:14:17,132 and we let you in to our Cirrus family portrait. 211 00:14:17,895 --> 00:14:19,212 Look, 212 00:14:19,623 --> 00:14:24,207 I asked him to fix one little switch, the next thing I know he's pouding and sweating and swearing. 213 00:14:24,370 --> 00:14:27,114 It's like watching Fez eating a cake. 214 00:14:27,557 --> 00:14:31,208 Well, you need to find a way to make Red feel useful 215 00:14:31,523 --> 00:14:33,386 and you know what else you nee to find? 216 00:14:33,571 --> 00:14:37,330 A beige cardigan! Cause that's what's we're wearing in this year's picture. 217 00:14:37,718 --> 00:14:44,546 And I don't wanna hear about how it's not cool I just wanna you to put the damn thing on, smile and say FREAKING CHEESE! 218 00:14:49,486 --> 00:14:50,737 Jackie, 219 00:14:51,763 --> 00:14:54,656 what is it about me that makes everyone leave? 220 00:14:55,599 --> 00:15:00,798 I'm going to die alone with nothing but a room full of candy and pornography to keep me company. 221 00:15:02,582 --> 00:15:05,405 Although when I say that, it sounds okay. 222 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:14,286 Oh, okay. You're not going to die alone. 223 00:15:14,721 --> 00:15:17,472 Yes, I am. I'm a foreign weirdo. 224 00:15:18,294 --> 00:15:22,716 No! no, you, you have fascinating stories about far away lands. 225 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,313 I scare women away with my clingingness. 226 00:15:25,577 --> 00:15:28,560 But when someone needs you, you're always there. 227 00:15:28,916 --> 00:15:32,006 People barely understand a word I say. 228 00:15:32,782 --> 00:15:38,870 Well, yes. But that's a good thing because sometimes you say really stupid things. 229 00:15:39,954 --> 00:15:43,747 Okay, look Fez, you're a great guy. Okay? 230 00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:46,941 You're funny and you're cute 231 00:15:47,716 --> 00:15:50,128 and any girl would be lucky to have you. 232 00:15:50,882 --> 00:15:53,457 Oh, Jackie, you're so sweet. 233 00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:57,361 Why can't I find a woman like you who likes me? 234 00:16:01,702 --> 00:16:03,565 I gotta go. 235 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,812 Well, maybe if I watch some TV, I'll feel better. 236 00:16:10,114 --> 00:16:15,432 And now Masterpiece presents The Lonely Foreigner. 237 00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:31,906 Hyde, I don't get it. We're going to destroy Mr Forman's house and that's supposed to make him feel better? 238 00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:33,655 Yeah! 239 00:16:34,698 --> 00:16:37,582 Then he can fix everything and feel very useful. 240 00:16:37,947 --> 00:16:41,718 Red would be happier than the time he chased those dead heads off in the park. 241 00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:45,155 Well, you can't camp there, man. 242 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,302 Some bold guy chases you off. 243 00:16:53,682 --> 00:16:55,482 I just ripped that off the furnace. 244 00:16:55,729 --> 00:16:57,630 I busted the TV. 245 00:16:59,495 --> 00:17:03,017 I totally destroyed the washing machine, man! 246 00:17:08,637 --> 00:17:12,367 Oh, hey, Red. I'm glad you're here man. Things are just falling apart around here. 247 00:17:12,421 --> 00:17:14,784 It's freezing in my room, the TV's broken and... 248 00:17:15,797 --> 00:17:19,019 this thing just popped out the washing machine. 249 00:17:20,995 --> 00:17:24,136 Jeez, I'm gone for one day, the whole house goes to hell! 250 00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:27,292 Yeah, it's a good thing you're here so you can fix everything. 251 00:17:28,345 --> 00:17:29,631 You know what? 252 00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,736 I'll get to this stuff later. 253 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,347 Later? 254 00:17:33,592 --> 00:17:37,632 Yeah. I was thinking about what you said this afternoon at the record store. 255 00:17:37,775 --> 00:17:42,877 You're right. I do deserve to slow down and enjoy my retirement. So, 256 00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:44,113 right now, 257 00:17:44,258 --> 00:17:46,453 I'm going fishing. 258 00:17:46,596 --> 00:17:50,019 Yeah, but it's like 10 degrees in my room. 259 00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:52,525 Can I at least call the repair-man? 260 00:17:52,652 --> 00:17:53,765 Sure, 261 00:17:53,912 --> 00:17:55,665 but you're paying for it. 262 00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,913 I'm on a fixed income. 263 00:17:58,525 --> 00:18:00,617 I'm retired. 264 00:18:05,527 --> 00:18:09,351 This is bad, we destroyed everything, 265 00:18:09,816 --> 00:18:11,279 on the bright side, 266 00:18:11,544 --> 00:18:13,536 I don't live here. 267 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:18,351 What I am gonna do, man. I can't watch Tv, I can't sleep in my room. 268 00:18:18,737 --> 00:18:20,558 I guess I could drag my bed right here. 269 00:18:20,943 --> 00:18:22,256 Hyde, man. 270 00:18:22,462 --> 00:18:26,221 Wait to see what I did to your bed. 271 00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:30,367 Ok, Donna. I don't know what to do. 272 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:33,034 I thought I only liked Fez because he was unavailable. 273 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:34,593 But now he's available 274 00:18:34,668 --> 00:18:36,582 and I still like him. 275 00:18:37,088 --> 00:18:39,221 I mean, I almost kissed him. 276 00:18:39,483 --> 00:18:41,558 On the mouth. 277 00:18:41,661 --> 00:18:44,524 He eats couscous with that thing. 278 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:49,070 Okay, before I tell you what to do, let me just get one thing straight. 279 00:18:49,756 --> 00:18:52,018 You really like Fez? 280 00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:55,095 Fez is the one you like. 281 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:56,554 Yes. 282 00:18:56,809 --> 00:18:59,789 So you wanna go out on dates with Fez. 283 00:19:00,153 --> 00:19:02,328 And make out with Fez. 284 00:19:03,612 --> 00:19:05,453 - Yes! - Okay. 285 00:19:06,636 --> 00:19:09,911 - It's Xmas morning and you get up and your gift is Fez. - Donna! 286 00:19:10,104 --> 00:19:12,097 Sorry. 287 00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:16,864 Alright, well look. If you really like him, 288 00:19:17,048 --> 00:19:18,810 you're gonna have to tell him. 289 00:19:19,856 --> 00:19:22,466 I know, you're right. 290 00:19:23,839 --> 00:19:25,683 - Hey. - Hey. 291 00:19:25,927 --> 00:19:27,852 Hey. So uh... 292 00:19:27,985 --> 00:19:30,049 I heard you liked Fez. 293 00:19:32,081 --> 00:19:33,704 WHAT! 294 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,712 How did you hear that? 295 00:19:35,869 --> 00:19:38,439 Since we weren't trap in a soundproof lead box, 296 00:19:38,485 --> 00:19:41,798 we were able to hear your delicate voice from across the street. 297 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:45,122 Alright, okay, I know you guys probably think I'm crazy 298 00:19:45,258 --> 00:19:47,320 and I'm going from guy to guy 299 00:19:47,468 --> 00:19:50,860 but Fez has always been there for me and he makes me feel good about myself. 300 00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:53,767 So go ahead, go ahead make fun of me. 301 00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:57,673 No, I think that's cool. You know, Fez is a good guy. 302 00:19:58,046 --> 00:20:01,298 And I think if he makes you happy that's what you should do. 303 00:20:01,811 --> 00:20:04,305 Wow, Steven, thanks. 304 00:20:04,609 --> 00:20:06,454 And if it doesn't work out... 305 00:20:06,627 --> 00:20:08,811 I hear Bob's available. 306 00:20:13,271 --> 00:20:16,253 And if that's no good, here comes the garbage man. 307 00:20:16,587 --> 00:20:20,909 Oh hey, there's a guy across the street you haven't done. 308 00:20:25,228 --> 00:20:27,723 Oh hey Fez, we need to talk. 309 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:30,830 Yes, we do. I thought about what you said and you were right. 310 00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:32,375 - I was? - Yes. 311 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,295 Hillary did me a big favor by leaving. 312 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:37,113 Yes. Okay, I think so too. 313 00:20:37,218 --> 00:20:41,276 And what I realize is, I shouldn't be tied down to one woman. 314 00:20:42,202 --> 00:20:42,935 Wait, what? 315 00:20:43,002 --> 00:20:46,612 Yes, I should be spreading my seeds all across the land. 316 00:20:47,648 --> 00:20:52,745 So, America, get ready, cause Fez is coming out and no woman is safe. 317 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:56,032 Except you. Nighty night. 318 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,021 Don't get me started on my home life. 319 00:21:09,256 --> 00:21:12,806 My wife and I haven't slept together for months. 320 00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:15,733 But it's not all good news. 321 00:21:17,267 --> 00:21:20,269 Oh, well, looks like our hour is almost up. 322 00:21:20,585 --> 00:21:24,065 But it seems like you could use a drink. 323 00:21:25,187 --> 00:21:26,731 Pour one for yourself. 324 00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:29,678 Oh, no I never touch this stuff. 325 00:21:30,313 --> 00:21:33,883 Oh, what the hell? Doctor's orders!