1 00:00:04,761 --> 00:00:07,358 Fez, guess what I just got... 2 00:00:07,929 --> 00:00:09,959 The new Village People album! 3 00:00:10,616 --> 00:00:14,330 How many songs can they write about where men go to massage each other? 4 00:00:16,187 --> 00:00:17,874 The navy... 5 00:00:18,534 --> 00:00:20,483 These boys never let me down. 6 00:00:22,183 --> 00:00:24,793 Disco sucks, man. It's painful to listen to. 7 00:00:25,311 --> 00:00:26,989 It makes me wanna shoot myself. 8 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,755 It's the musical equivalent of Jackie. 9 00:00:32,002 --> 00:00:33,482 Wow. Look at these guys, 10 00:00:33,813 --> 00:00:38,173 their music is so bad they need to wear disguises just so people don't beat the crap out of them. 11 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:41,026 Oh I heard how in Chicago... 12 00:00:41,386 --> 00:00:43,679 they made a huge bonfire of disco records. 13 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:46,846 Also they cover their hotdogs in pastrami. 14 00:00:48,141 --> 00:00:49,704 It's freakin' awesome. 15 00:00:50,669 --> 00:00:52,412 Man, we should have our own bonfire. 16 00:00:52,980 --> 00:00:55,168 I'm sick of corporations selling crap to kids... 17 00:00:55,438 --> 00:00:57,827 that dumbs them down and makes them act stupid. 18 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,602 Hey, I can sell beer at the bonfire! 19 00:01:01,472 --> 00:01:03,691 I have tons of old disco records we can burn. 20 00:01:06,624 --> 00:01:07,640 What? 21 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:09,519 I was young and what did you expect? 22 00:01:09,809 --> 00:01:10,857 See the hair? 23 00:01:12,231 --> 00:01:14,461 You guys are aweful. Disco has been great to me. 24 00:01:14,994 --> 00:01:17,519 Without disco, if I rub my crotch on a girl it's illegal. 25 00:01:19,642 --> 00:01:21,725 With disco, it's a bar mitsva! 26 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:26,137 See, disco has given Fez and I some of our best times together. 27 00:01:26,566 --> 00:01:29,158 Oh, like remember the night when we beat Johnny and Melina at that dance-off? 28 00:01:29,469 --> 00:01:31,718 Ah, we kicked their gold-lamé asses! 29 00:01:32,053 --> 00:01:34,630 Oh you know what, I heard that Johnny is working at a carwash. 30 00:01:34,893 --> 00:01:37,628 Yeah, uhuh, we did that to him! 31 00:01:38,610 --> 00:01:39,905 Jackie be nice... 32 00:01:40,794 --> 00:01:42,828 Car wash... he's poor! 33 00:01:45,087 --> 00:01:46,616 You see that, see, 34 00:01:46,866 --> 00:01:50,806 we got a trophy and and the satisfaction of learning that we ruined two peoples lives. 35 00:01:51,349 --> 00:01:53,893 So you can have your little bonfire, but we're not going. 36 00:01:54,332 --> 00:01:55,048 Yeah... 37 00:01:55,672 --> 00:01:57,949 I'm going to Weight Watchers to pick up women. 38 00:01:59,761 --> 00:02:02,200 The thin ones are great but they have low self-esteem. 39 00:02:02,976 --> 00:02:05,746 That way, you get a hot chick for fat girls prices! 40 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:09,157 Wait, wait, Fez. Hey, maybe we should go. 41 00:02:09,157 --> 00:02:11,114 You know, and defend the music that we love. 42 00:02:11,343 --> 00:02:12,175 As a team. 43 00:02:13,015 --> 00:02:14,209 Sure, what the hell. 44 00:02:14,832 --> 00:02:16,465 Weight Watcher meetings will always be there. 45 00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:18,744 God bless the dairy state. 46 00:02:20,366 --> 00:02:22,009 We never run out of fat girls. 47 00:02:26,353 --> 00:02:27,601 Pretty clever there, Jackie. 48 00:02:27,950 --> 00:02:31,497 Using a disco bonfire as a way to cozy up next to the guy you secretly love. 49 00:02:32,229 --> 00:02:34,154 You know it kinda reminds me of a song... 50 00:02:35,157 --> 00:02:38,154 Jackie loves the foreign boy, ola, taco! 51 00:02:39,503 --> 00:02:43,064 Look, I am not gonna sit back and let Fez try to pick up other women. 52 00:02:43,437 --> 00:02:44,904 Much less fat chicks. 53 00:02:45,980 --> 00:02:47,527 Yeah, I mean maybe if we go together, 54 00:02:47,947 --> 00:02:49,495 he'll see that we're perfect for each other. 55 00:02:50,118 --> 00:02:51,327 So, I'm coming. 56 00:02:51,587 --> 00:02:54,302 Fine. But if you get in the way of me setting things on fire, 57 00:02:55,197 --> 00:02:56,491 you're getting set on fire. 58 00:03:00,705 --> 00:03:04,713 That '70s Show - 8x18 - We will rock you 59 00:03:06,024 --> 00:03:09,694 Transcript by Jill Penders / twiztv.com 60 00:03:11,128 --> 00:03:15,094 Till 61 00:03:38,954 --> 00:03:42,668 Red, I invited the new neighbours over for coffee and cookies. 62 00:03:42,888 --> 00:03:46,415 That way I can bad-mouth the rest of the block before they do it to me. 63 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:49,652 Kitty, I don't wanna meet new neighbours. 64 00:03:50,039 --> 00:03:52,909 I had to wait twelve years for the old ones to croak. 65 00:03:55,772 --> 00:03:59,340 Always wanted to talk and say "Helloooo". 66 00:04:01,016 --> 00:04:02,231 Dumbasses. 67 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,661 Oh, okay they're here. Now, be nice. 68 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:10,704 I haven't met the wife yet, but the husband Josh was very sweet. 69 00:04:10,944 --> 00:04:16,481 He's a car salesman and he told me he could give me a great deal on a? just because he likes me. 70 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:22,005 Although he has to go and ask his supervisor first. 71 00:04:29,155 --> 00:04:31,174 Hello Josh! 72 00:04:31,747 --> 00:04:33,675 Hi Kitty. Good to see you again! 73 00:04:34,485 --> 00:04:35,702 This is Jeff. 74 00:04:38,631 --> 00:04:42,477 - Hi Jeff! Where's your wife? - You're looking at her! 75 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:47,406 The only lady in my life is my little palmorini, Tina Louise. 76 00:04:47,735 --> 00:04:51,935 Who is going to the pound if she doesn't stop humping my cowboy boots. 77 00:04:53,430 --> 00:04:55,614 We are not having this conversation here... 78 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:58,408 Okay, well I'm confused. 79 00:05:02,393 --> 00:05:07,892 So, you two live together but I only saw the movers bringing in one bed. 80 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:14,447 Ohhhh... 81 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,330 Well... 82 00:05:20,042 --> 00:05:22,417 Congratulations! 83 00:05:25,156 --> 00:05:26,009 Look Red, 84 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:28,214 the new neighbours are here and... 85 00:05:28,614 --> 00:05:30,379 they're a couple of fellas... 86 00:05:33,218 --> 00:05:34,126 Wait a second. 87 00:05:34,488 --> 00:05:36,418 - You guys live together? - Yep. 88 00:05:36,888 --> 00:05:39,369 - Without any wives of girlfriends? - Yep. 89 00:05:39,937 --> 00:05:42,307 - You know what I call guys like you? - Oh dear... 90 00:05:42,889 --> 00:05:44,669 Lucky bastards! 91 00:05:53,858 --> 00:05:55,778 Well, the bonfire looks pretty sturdy. 92 00:05:56,174 --> 00:05:58,466 But remember, when the flames get too high, 93 00:05:58,838 --> 00:06:01,027 you saw the foreign kid play with the matches. 94 00:06:03,619 --> 00:06:06,534 Hey. Who was that girl you were talking to? 95 00:06:06,863 --> 00:06:08,049 Oh, Lisa Conner. 96 00:06:08,347 --> 00:06:10,610 A girl I dated a couple of years ago when I was a camp counselor. 97 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,811 Oh. I never knew you were a camp counselor. 98 00:06:13,027 --> 00:06:14,095 It didn't last too long. 99 00:06:14,095 --> 00:06:16,215 Apparently, going out on a canoe trip with six kids... 100 00:06:16,215 --> 00:06:19,384 and coming back with five is a big no-no. 101 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,693 Hey man. How much for a beer? 102 00:06:23,096 --> 00:06:24,179 One dollar. 103 00:06:24,179 --> 00:06:25,218 Awesome. 104 00:06:25,967 --> 00:06:27,020 There you go. 105 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:30,434 Now, if you want it in a cup, that's an extra three bucks. 106 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:34,027 Oh, and there's a two dollar pouring charge. 107 00:06:34,774 --> 00:06:36,182 You want six bucks for a beer? 108 00:06:37,083 --> 00:06:38,410 You can always go to the other place. 109 00:06:39,269 --> 00:06:40,318 There is no other place. 110 00:06:41,376 --> 00:06:42,501 Whadayaknow... 111 00:06:44,544 --> 00:06:47,110 Looks like I got what you call a monopoly. 112 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:49,841 You have change for a ten? 113 00:06:50,585 --> 00:06:51,539 Nope. 114 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:55,581 There he is officer! 115 00:06:56,002 --> 00:07:00,405 Here's the guy who is responsible for this illegal gathering of dirty and ugly people. 116 00:07:02,293 --> 00:07:04,623 These two tell me you organised an illegal bonfire? 117 00:07:06,508 --> 00:07:07,981 You two narked on me? 118 00:07:07,981 --> 00:07:09,818 What? 119 00:07:12,923 --> 00:07:15,626 You stand there and accuse me of narking? 120 00:07:16,752 --> 00:07:19,125 No sir, no, I did not nark. 121 00:07:21,588 --> 00:07:22,727 What's nark? 122 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:25,506 Calling the cops. 123 00:07:26,004 --> 00:07:27,447 Oh yes we narked. 124 00:07:28,695 --> 00:07:29,738 That's right Steven. 125 00:07:29,985 --> 00:07:32,595 Because Fez and I both feel that burning disco records is wrong. 126 00:07:33,091 --> 00:07:36,372 Just like burning books but worse, because disco tells a story. 127 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,306 This is a disco burning bonfire? 128 00:07:42,397 --> 00:07:44,740 That's fantastic! Disco sucks! 129 00:07:48,036 --> 00:07:49,599 Ah. What do you know... 130 00:07:50,315 --> 00:07:52,397 Degenerate, cop, having a beer together. 131 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:55,217 It's a disco-sucking miracle. 132 00:08:01,576 --> 00:08:03,658 You know I'm taking an astronomy class in college right now. 133 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:06,759 You see those three stars in a row right there? 134 00:08:07,249 --> 00:08:07,663 Uhuh. 135 00:08:07,885 --> 00:08:08,865 That's Virgo. 136 00:08:11,351 --> 00:08:12,816 That's an airplane. 137 00:08:14,472 --> 00:08:16,222 I do not go to a good school. 138 00:08:17,735 --> 00:08:20,208 - Oh my God, Randy? - Linda? 139 00:08:20,521 --> 00:08:23,643 - Oh my god! Missy is here too! - Is she? 140 00:08:23,898 --> 00:08:26,149 Oh my god! I'll go get her! 141 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:29,363 Who was that? 142 00:08:29,769 --> 00:08:32,005 Uh Linda. I dated her. 143 00:08:33,193 --> 00:08:34,287 And her sister, Missy. 144 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:38,229 Not together, there was a summer in between them. 145 00:08:39,481 --> 00:08:40,784 Summer was their cousin... 146 00:08:44,413 --> 00:08:47,599 Wow. I'm dating a man-slut. 147 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:51,360 Look, I'm sure you dated a lot of people too. 148 00:08:51,612 --> 00:08:53,895 I mean, if we took all the people I've dated and all the people you've dated... 149 00:08:54,236 --> 00:08:57,452 - ... and put them in a room together... - We'd have a room full of girls, and Eric! 150 00:09:01,010 --> 00:09:02,666 What do you guys have against disco? 151 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,062 It's the only thing white people can dance to! 152 00:09:07,945 --> 00:09:10,294 Hey uh, Jackie. 153 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:15,617 I was thinking of a way to get back at you, calling the cops and all that. 154 00:09:15,912 --> 00:09:17,725 And then it hit me. You're only here to get with Fez. 155 00:09:17,934 --> 00:09:22,438 So I figured, why not find the skankiest, sluttiest, drunkest chick here... 156 00:09:23,249 --> 00:09:25,559 give her three more beers and then introduce her to Fez. 157 00:09:27,142 --> 00:09:29,218 - Oh you wouldn't! - Oh I already did. 158 00:09:29,431 --> 00:09:31,101 - You didn't! - I just said I did. 159 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:33,989 - You wouldn't dare! - I did! Turn around and look! 160 00:09:35,677 --> 00:09:36,737 Enjoy your evening... 161 00:09:38,407 --> 00:09:42,016 Fez! Uh, what are you doing? 162 00:09:43,043 --> 00:09:44,345 It's fantastic! 163 00:09:47,063 --> 00:09:50,884 Every time I say disco sucks, Kelly sticks her tongue down my throat! 164 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,273 disco sucks! 165 00:09:57,794 --> 00:09:59,463 It's like a magic trick! 166 00:10:01,432 --> 00:10:03,745 But uhm Fez, you're supposed to be here with me! 167 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:07,447 Beside, don't you know about rocker chicks? 168 00:10:08,334 --> 00:10:09,923 They all have syfilis. 169 00:10:12,359 --> 00:10:15,531 - Do you have syfilis? - Uhm, I don't think so. 170 00:10:15,997 --> 00:10:17,697 That's good enough for me baby! 171 00:10:24,318 --> 00:10:25,943 What a game! 172 00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:29,359 That quarterback's eleven for twelve with no interception. 173 00:10:30,076 --> 00:10:32,935 - He is hot! - Ridiculously hot... 174 00:10:35,258 --> 00:10:37,372 Oh, another cookie? 175 00:10:38,272 --> 00:10:40,053 - What? - Nothing. 176 00:10:40,356 --> 00:10:42,503 I just thought we were trying to slim down for the Bahamas. 177 00:10:43,361 --> 00:10:46,034 Well excuse me Mr. Two-Scoopes-Of-Sugar... 178 00:10:48,045 --> 00:10:51,752 You guys don't need wives, you bicker like an old married couple! 179 00:10:53,774 --> 00:10:55,630 Red, I need to talk to you in the kitchen. 180 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:56,757 Kitty, I'm watching the game... 181 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,878 Ohh fine. 182 00:10:59,331 --> 00:11:03,124 You know I wish there was a bar we could go to where there'd be no women, just guys. 183 00:11:04,934 --> 00:11:05,891 I know a few... 184 00:11:09,521 --> 00:11:11,105 I am having it! 185 00:11:13,366 --> 00:11:14,635 Okay Kitty, what is it? 186 00:11:15,396 --> 00:11:18,208 It's about the neighbours, there is something you should know. 187 00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:19,704 TOUCHDOWN! 188 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:23,061 Dammit see what you made me miss? 189 00:11:38,026 --> 00:11:40,561 Kitty, I think those guys are gay! 190 00:11:49,906 --> 00:11:52,461 Red, you can't hide from Jeff and Josh all night! 191 00:11:53,051 --> 00:11:53,878 Not all night. 192 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,391 Just till they eat all the cookies and decide to skip home. 193 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:01,871 Red Forman! Our neighbours are gay, so what? 194 00:12:02,464 --> 00:12:05,231 At least they'll keep the place nice and our property values will go up. 195 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,270 What am I supposed to say to them now? 196 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,737 You've been talking to them the whole game, you knew what to say then. 197 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,909 Well that was before I saw them kissing in my living room! 198 00:12:17,231 --> 00:12:20,066 Didn't bother you last night, when you saw Abbott kiss Costello. 199 00:12:20,635 --> 00:12:23,816 Well that was different. They had to do that to fool the landlord. 200 00:12:26,222 --> 00:12:28,406 - Hey Red, can I borrow some socks? - No. 201 00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:32,158 Bob, we're having a crisis here. 202 00:12:33,435 --> 00:12:35,245 Our new neighbours are gay! 203 00:12:36,806 --> 00:12:38,087 They're gay? 204 00:12:39,452 --> 00:12:41,569 Aw great, now they're gonna be all over me. 205 00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:46,071 What the hell are you talking about? 206 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,810 I can't explain it. Men find me attractive. 207 00:12:52,590 --> 00:12:55,727 Yeah…everybody wants a piece of the Pinci. 208 00:12:58,006 --> 00:13:00,408 Well Red, you can't let them sit in there all night! 209 00:13:00,974 --> 00:13:02,625 What if they rearrange my furniture? 210 00:13:04,685 --> 00:13:07,188 Fine! I'll…I'll …talk to them. 211 00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:09,337 Okay, but handle it gracefully! 212 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:12,636 Well of course I will! Give me a little credit. 213 00:13:14,269 --> 00:13:15,768 Good night guys! 214 00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:35,185 I have to go throw up again! 215 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,581 Okay... Hurry back... 216 00:13:56,893 --> 00:13:57,828 Hey Fez! 217 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,231 Village People, what are you doing here? 218 00:14:06,592 --> 00:14:09,364 We came to put a stop to your disco-bonfire. 219 00:14:11,306 --> 00:14:13,130 Plus my Mom was in Kenosha, so you know… 220 00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:14,678 two birds with one stone. 221 00:14:17,032 --> 00:14:18,060 Can you keep a secret? 222 00:14:18,795 --> 00:14:19,979 I love disco. 223 00:14:20,716 --> 00:14:22,806 Yeah, I'm just pretending to hate it so I can get with girls. 224 00:14:23,652 --> 00:14:25,427 You guys know how that is, right guys? 225 00:14:28,971 --> 00:14:30,913 So, let's talk about Jackie. 226 00:14:32,046 --> 00:14:34,067 You two came here together to defend disco... 227 00:14:34,294 --> 00:14:37,431 and you abandoned her to make out with some skank you're never gonna see again. 228 00:14:38,637 --> 00:14:41,478 - Aaaand…? - And? 229 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,556 It's wrong. What do we have to do, spell it out for you? 230 00:14:44,909 --> 00:14:47,863 Because we can, with carefully choreographed arm movements… 231 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,202 You're right. 232 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,509 I totally let Jackie down. 233 00:14:55,183 --> 00:14:57,317 You are one wise Indian. 234 00:14:58,692 --> 00:15:00,853 Actually I'm Puertorican. This is just a gig. 235 00:15:11,024 --> 00:15:13,464 Okay, I'm done vomiting. 236 00:15:15,442 --> 00:15:17,049 Wanna finish making out? 237 00:15:17,974 --> 00:15:21,092 I would love to. But I can't for two reasons. 238 00:15:21,562 --> 00:15:24,372 I have somewhere to be. 239 00:15:25,326 --> 00:15:29,743 And two: you have some spagetthi right here… 240 00:15:36,161 --> 00:15:39,606 So it turns out, Randy had dated every girl here. 241 00:15:40,502 --> 00:15:43,749 I can literally throw a rock and hit a girl he's dated. 242 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:46,013 In fact, earlier I did. 243 00:15:46,507 --> 00:15:47,647 She's gonna need stitches. 244 00:15:48,636 --> 00:15:51,677 Oh, I remember that girl. I sold her a bandaid for 8 bucks. 245 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:53,627 Where did you find a bandaid? 246 00:15:54,093 --> 00:15:55,875 I pulled it off some guy who's passed out. 247 00:15:57,216 --> 00:15:59,713 Donna! Donna look what I found. This is Sarah. 248 00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:03,445 A girl I've never dated, who I don't wanna date and who doesn't want to date me. 249 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,104 - Right Sarah? - That's right. 250 00:16:05,993 --> 00:16:07,673 Although you are kinda cute. 251 00:16:08,766 --> 00:16:09,767 Goodbye Sarah. 252 00:16:09,986 --> 00:16:11,171 Would you like to go out sometime? 253 00:16:11,409 --> 00:16:13,590 - Go away Sarah. - Call me! 254 00:16:15,734 --> 00:16:16,967 Man, the keg's tapped. 255 00:16:17,961 --> 00:16:19,651 Looks like everyone took a turn. 256 00:16:19,651 --> 00:16:21,257 Just like with Randy. 257 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,502 Alright. It's time to light this bonfire... 258 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:32,924 Rockers of Point Place! It is time... for fire! 259 00:16:34,432 --> 00:16:36,836 No, Steven no, you can't burn these records! 260 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,737 You're right Jackie, I can't. 261 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,629 Because I'm too drunk. 262 00:16:41,392 --> 00:16:43,194 Randy! Come burn these records! 263 00:16:43,466 --> 00:16:46,251 - Stop! - Fez? You came back! 264 00:16:46,824 --> 00:16:49,480 Jackie, I need to tell you something, something about you and me. 265 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,024 Really? 266 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:55,270 Yes, this whole time I was off making out with that girl and all of a sudden it felt wrong. 267 00:16:56,089 --> 00:16:57,907 - It did? - Yes. 268 00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,515 I shouldn't have been with her. I should have been with you. 269 00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:05,684 Oh my God. Fez, I wanted to hear that for so long. 270 00:17:06,743 --> 00:17:08,116 Loo- I feel the same way. 271 00:17:08,743 --> 00:17:11,659 I realised something and I want everyone to know it! 272 00:17:12,754 --> 00:17:15,081 Jackie Burkhart and I are in love! 273 00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:17,311 With disco! 274 00:17:19,219 --> 00:17:20,296 Wait.. what? 275 00:17:20,854 --> 00:17:22,841 Yeah, and I will not stand by and let you... 276 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:28,065 set fire to this muscial, booty-shakin' masterpieces! 277 00:17:34,217 --> 00:17:35,870 That's unfortunate… 278 00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:46,273 So you did pretty well tonight. 279 00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:50,548 Yup. And I learned a valuable lesson about art versus commerce. 280 00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:53,517 The lesson is: I'm rich. 281 00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:55,975 Good for you man. 282 00:17:56,432 --> 00:18:00,208 But I'm gonna have to write you a little ticket for disturbing the peace and that's gonna cost you about… 283 00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:02,220 How much you got there? 284 00:18:03,471 --> 00:18:06,390 - 208 bucks. - 208 bucks! 285 00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:09,377 Fine. 286 00:18:10,878 --> 00:18:12,183 Uhh, officer Ron? 287 00:18:13,461 --> 00:18:15,541 You don't wanna buy your badge back? 288 00:18:23,418 --> 00:18:25,658 Oh, uh, and your car? 289 00:18:29,227 --> 00:18:31,604 Oh, this whole night has been a nightmare. 290 00:18:32,068 --> 00:18:33,789 You know I thought Fez was gonna tell me he loved me, 291 00:18:33,789 --> 00:18:35,846 but no, he was just trying to be a good friend. 292 00:18:36,521 --> 00:18:37,734 Ugh, what a jerk. 293 00:18:39,239 --> 00:18:41,060 Jackie, everybody could use another friend. 294 00:18:42,089 --> 00:18:43,744 Well except Randy. 295 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,724 What are you looking at bitch? 296 00:18:59,977 --> 00:19:01,681 Avon calling! 297 00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:07,972 Josh! Jeff! You're back! 298 00:19:09,505 --> 00:19:11,687 Look Red, Josh and Jeff are back! 299 00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:14,371 Heyyy… men... 300 00:19:17,372 --> 00:19:19,809 Red, we just wanted to come by and thank you. 301 00:19:20,558 --> 00:19:21,972 - Thank me? - Yeah. 302 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:26,707 It's not that easy for two guys like us to just move in to a new neighbourhood and make friends. 303 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,659 But you welcomed us into your home with open arms. 304 00:19:31,858 --> 00:19:33,689 Well… sure… You're a couple of... 305 00:19:34,153 --> 00:19:35,372 decent guys. 306 00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:37,903 Not before he had his coffee… 307 00:19:40,193 --> 00:19:41,629 Like you're a ray of sunshine! 308 00:19:42,925 --> 00:19:44,719 Anyway, you've been great. 309 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,484 The last place we lived, we had to tell people we were brothers. 310 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,429 Who would ever believe that the two of us could be brothers? 311 00:19:53,334 --> 00:19:57,455 Anyway, we wanted to give you this, you know, to say thanks. 312 00:19:58,642 --> 00:19:59,577 What is it? 313 00:20:01,138 --> 00:20:02,184 Fruit-cake. 314 00:20:07,936 --> 00:20:09,590 Well, that's clever! 315 00:20:10,223 --> 00:20:12,712 It's a dessert and an ice-breaker! 316 00:20:14,018 --> 00:20:19,011 Well, what do you say we all sit down and watch the Packers kick the crap out of the Vikings, huh? 317 00:20:19,779 --> 00:20:21,248 Well, we like the Vikings… 318 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,332 What did you say…? 319 00:20:29,253 --> 00:20:31,517 You're Viking-fans? 320 00:20:32,797 --> 00:20:35,093 What the hell is wrong with you? 321 00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:37,479 Get out of my house! 322 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,760 Red come on, it's not our fault. We're from Minnesota. 323 00:20:41,382 --> 00:20:42,992 We were born this way! 324 00:20:44,149 --> 00:20:46,926 Out! Out! Sicko's! 325 00:20:55,478 --> 00:20:56,652 Well thanks a lot Red. 326 00:20:57,369 --> 00:21:00,770 Now I'll never know what rug ties this room together. 327 00:21:08,009 --> 00:21:09,978 Thank you. Next please. 328 00:21:11,785 --> 00:21:13,192 Pokpokpok, hi guys! 329 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,279 I love it, that's exactly what we need! 330 00:21:16,654 --> 00:21:18,559 Leather guy, you're out, Chicken you're in. 331 00:21:18,796 --> 00:21:20,455 Halleluja!