1 00:00:03,976 --> 00:00:05,081 Wow that was great. 2 00:00:05,565 --> 00:00:06,939 I'm glad we stretched beforehand. 3 00:00:09,169 --> 00:00:12,058 And I have to say, I was terrific. 4 00:00:14,024 --> 00:00:17,355 You know, I've never said this before Tracy, but... 5 00:00:17,355 --> 00:00:19,462 you're the best lover I ever had. 6 00:00:25,172 --> 00:00:27,464 You know I have never said this before Nicole, but... 7 00:00:28,618 --> 00:00:30,827 you're the best lover I ever had. 8 00:00:37,146 --> 00:00:39,188 I never said this before Susan... 9 00:00:39,658 --> 00:00:41,316 you're the best lover I ever had. 10 00:00:41,965 --> 00:00:43,510 My name is Lucy. 11 00:00:46,008 --> 00:00:48,492 The one time people understand me I get the name wrong. 12 00:00:54,922 --> 00:01:00,010 Jackie, I'd offer you a third sandwhich but you've cleaned me out of meat and condiments. 13 00:01:01,540 --> 00:01:03,218 And cheese-whiz. 14 00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:07,542 Well now we're gonna have to use the artificial stuff. 15 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:11,126 I don't know what's wrong with me okay? 16 00:01:11,126 --> 00:01:13,999 I want a guy I can't have, I can't stop stuffing my face. 17 00:01:14,622 --> 00:01:17,136 I am a thin girl with fat girl problems. 18 00:01:18,087 --> 00:01:18,820 Alright. 19 00:01:19,294 --> 00:01:21,074 If Fez and Jackie get together, it's official... 20 00:01:21,395 --> 00:01:23,457 She becomes Point Place sluttiest slut. 21 00:01:26,162 --> 00:01:28,405 Well I think it's nice you wanna be with Fez. 22 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:30,656 He has turned into a fine young man. 23 00:01:30,981 --> 00:01:33,728 And you never know with foreigners, they can go either way. 24 00:01:38,317 --> 00:01:40,519 Come on Jackie, I know what'll cheer you up. 25 00:01:41,985 --> 00:01:45,483 Let's go down to the mall and make fun of all the people coming out of the Big&Tall store. 26 00:01:47,561 --> 00:01:51,371 Donna, if you need something from the Big&Tall, just say so... 27 00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:54,666 Well Kitty... 28 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:58,329 cardiologist said I don't have to take my heart pills anymore. 29 00:01:58,914 --> 00:02:00,704 Well that is wonderful news. 30 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,848 Oh and you know what this means? 31 00:02:03,450 --> 00:02:05,921 We can bring back fried cheese friday! 32 00:02:07,012 --> 00:02:08,508 It's not good news Kitty. 33 00:02:08,883 --> 00:02:11,677 I just bought a four month supply of heart pills I don't need now. 34 00:02:12,089 --> 00:02:14,501 That's 200 bucks down the crapper. 35 00:02:16,021 --> 00:02:17,405 Why don't you just sell 'em? 36 00:02:19,529 --> 00:02:24,277 You know, there's a seedy subculture that buys drugs for recreation... 37 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:30,974 I saw one time on an after school special... 38 00:02:33,391 --> 00:02:38,687 Well you can't sell drugs, it's illegal. And it should be, because people shouldn't have easy access to... 39 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:41,962 addictive substances that dull their senses. 40 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,660 I will be in the bath. 41 00:02:48,753 --> 00:02:51,030 You know man, you can sell those pills. 42 00:02:51,566 --> 00:02:52,652 No I can't. 43 00:02:52,652 --> 00:02:54,884 Yes you can, you just have to find the right market. 44 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,383 Well who the hell is gonna want a bunch of heart pills? 45 00:03:00,554 --> 00:03:02,496 Anybody here take procardiacs? 46 00:03:04,423 --> 00:03:06,535 The doctor is in! 47 00:03:11,597 --> 00:03:14,470 That '70s Show - 8x19 - Sheer heart attack 48 00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:18,151 Transcript by Jill Penders / twiztv.com 49 00:03:20,181 --> 00:03:24,260 Till 50 00:03:49,434 --> 00:03:52,111 It is torture knowing Fez is with all these different women. 51 00:03:52,573 --> 00:03:55,992 All I hear from his bedroom is "Oh Fez, you're so hot"... 52 00:03:56,459 --> 00:03:58,666 And then he comes out of his room and goes off to his date. 53 00:04:00,926 --> 00:04:03,952 Yeah. If the walls of Fez' bedroom could talk. 54 00:04:04,768 --> 00:04:07,589 Well, we probably wouldn't be able to understand them either. 55 00:04:08,979 --> 00:04:11,389 You know if the walls in Fez' bedroom could talk they'd yell... 56 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:14,037 "quit humping your Victorica Principal poster"! 57 00:04:16,683 --> 00:04:18,658 Oh. Hey Fez... 58 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:21,218 Where's your skank of the day? 59 00:04:22,733 --> 00:04:24,236 I worked a double yesterday. 60 00:04:25,947 --> 00:04:27,320 So I'm taking the day off. 61 00:04:28,482 --> 00:04:31,347 In fact, I'm taking a break from the ladies altogether. 62 00:04:31,849 --> 00:04:33,135 I knew it, he's gay! 63 00:04:35,017 --> 00:04:37,125 I just won 20 bucks from Mrs. Forman! 64 00:04:38,826 --> 00:04:43,320 No, I'm done sewing my wild oates. Mostly because my oates can't take it anymore. 65 00:04:44,663 --> 00:04:47,839 These tight jeans make my ass look great, but you pay the price up front. 66 00:04:49,566 --> 00:04:52,502 So wait Fez uhm, what, no more one night stands? 67 00:04:53,123 --> 00:04:56,485 Nope. I just didn't find those meaningless flings satisfying. 68 00:04:57,245 --> 00:04:59,213 I think I might be a one woman guy. 69 00:04:59,447 --> 00:05:02,335 Do you hear that Jackie? Fez is a one woman guy... 70 00:05:03,260 --> 00:05:05,268 Yeah. Surprising, but true. 71 00:05:06,392 --> 00:05:09,658 Now if you'll excuse me, these jeans are splitting me in half. 72 00:05:12,878 --> 00:05:15,077 Congratulations Jackie, he's all yours! 73 00:05:15,836 --> 00:05:17,318 It's like you won the lottery. 74 00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:21,412 Oh you know, a really crappy lottery. 75 00:05:24,233 --> 00:05:27,322 Pretty cool huh... 50 bucks for 15 minutes work. 76 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:28,957 That was on a slow day. 77 00:05:30,051 --> 00:05:32,800 Imagine what we could make if we set up shop on Betty Grable movie night. 78 00:05:34,299 --> 00:05:39,027 Steven, we're not setting up shop anywhere. All I want to do is get my money back. 79 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,634 Just like after I bought Eric that baseball mitt. 80 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:45,195 Dumbass used it as a hat. 81 00:05:46,848 --> 00:05:48,808 Fine. We'll just get your money back. 82 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:51,218 Now, where is the rest of the stash? 83 00:05:52,141 --> 00:05:56,416 It's in the medicine cabinet and don't start calling the heart medicine the stash! 84 00:05:57,651 --> 00:05:59,180 It makes it sound like we... 85 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,482 What's going on? 86 00:06:09,624 --> 00:06:12,651 Oh. Just... having a little man-to-man talk. 87 00:06:14,446 --> 00:06:15,726 About what? 88 00:06:17,036 --> 00:06:18,088 Well uh... 89 00:06:18,817 --> 00:06:21,254 Steven's getting a little older and he just had some... 90 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:22,735 questions... 91 00:06:26,766 --> 00:06:29,922 Oh please. He was married to a stripper. 92 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:33,631 If anything, he should be giving you advice. 93 00:06:36,801 --> 00:06:37,938 See what you made me do? 94 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:40,755 Now I'm lying to Kitty about selling drugs. 95 00:06:42,450 --> 00:06:47,195 That's it I'm throwing those pills away. I can't spend my retirement as a lying... 96 00:06:47,868 --> 00:06:48,844 dope peddler. 97 00:06:49,657 --> 00:06:51,781 No man, you're not a dope peddler. 98 00:06:52,028 --> 00:06:53,551 You are champion of the people! 99 00:06:55,058 --> 00:06:58,664 Now, where does Kitty keep those little plastic baggies? 100 00:07:05,453 --> 00:07:09,792 So Fez, I hear you've been with a different woman every night. 101 00:07:13,319 --> 00:07:15,819 I just hope you're doing the gentlemanly thing. 102 00:07:15,819 --> 00:07:18,149 "Thank you" cards never go out of style. 103 00:07:19,596 --> 00:07:22,314 Actually Miss Kitty, I'm hanging out my leather pants. 104 00:07:23,592 --> 00:07:26,573 Yes. I'm ready to be with the one woman... 105 00:07:26,838 --> 00:07:28,496 I should've been with all along. 106 00:07:29,165 --> 00:07:34,114 Fez I told you a thousand times, Mr. Forman and I are very happy together. 107 00:07:39,848 --> 00:07:41,514 I'm just kidding! 108 00:07:42,189 --> 00:07:44,229 So, is this woman someone I know? 109 00:07:44,556 --> 00:07:45,479 Yes! 110 00:07:51,182 --> 00:07:53,595 And I know for a fact that she likes me... 111 00:07:55,178 --> 00:08:01,951 Oh... Oooohhh... Fez I am so happy for you! 112 00:08:02,359 --> 00:08:06,583 New love is exciting, I remember the first time I tried Peppermint Schnapps. 113 00:08:10,234 --> 00:08:12,704 But I want to be the one to tell her so uhm... 114 00:08:13,112 --> 00:08:15,324 so please don't tell anyone that we had this conversation. 115 00:08:15,590 --> 00:08:17,180 I already forgot about it! 116 00:08:18,556 --> 00:08:19,382 What? 117 00:08:22,504 --> 00:08:24,067 We just had it, pay attention! 118 00:08:25,907 --> 00:08:28,625 No Fez, I can keep a secret. 119 00:08:29,311 --> 00:08:30,450 For instance... 120 00:08:31,247 --> 00:08:38,553 I never told anyone that I once caught Red wearing my nightgown to keep his legs warm. 121 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:48,106 Oh, oh you didn't hear that! 122 00:08:49,514 --> 00:08:52,038 Yes I did, I was right here! 123 00:08:52,850 --> 00:08:56,096 No I'm just saying, your secret's safe with me. 124 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,676 Oh hey Mrs. Forman. What's up? 125 00:09:02,114 --> 00:09:04,511 Fez is crazy about you! 126 00:09:06,109 --> 00:09:08,200 Wai- What? Really? 127 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,055 Yeah! Now I wasn't supposed to say anything... 128 00:09:10,295 --> 00:09:13,286 but I hate when they drag things out on soap opera's. 129 00:09:13,629 --> 00:09:18,140 Nothing happens Monday through Thursday, we all know Marlena's the killer! 130 00:09:26,085 --> 00:09:29,257 Let's just sell these things and go home. 131 00:09:30,909 --> 00:09:33,273 I don't wanna be known as the pill-guy! 132 00:09:34,610 --> 00:09:38,408 - Relax, you're not the pill-guy. - Hey! It's the pill-guy! 133 00:09:39,393 --> 00:09:40,903 Smitty, keep it down! 134 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,364 Red, can you get me any diet-pills? 135 00:09:44,911 --> 00:09:47,362 My wife's having trouble getting into the house. 136 00:09:47,722 --> 00:09:49,110 Through the garage! 137 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:54,075 You think your wife is big? My wife just took a job at the movie theatre. 138 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:55,626 As the screen! 139 00:09:57,262 --> 00:10:00,022 Hey guys. You come here to tell jokes or do business? 140 00:10:00,574 --> 00:10:04,308 The way I see it, you guys got a condition, we got the product. 141 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:07,065 So quit yankin' my crank and let's do this, huh? 142 00:10:07,969 --> 00:10:11,403 So is there someplace that we can talk a little more private? 143 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:14,446 Certainly. Step into my office… 144 00:10:18,479 --> 00:10:21,003 Okay, this is what I've been thinking. 145 00:10:21,659 --> 00:10:25,266 You give us the rest of the pills and we give you two cases of beer. 146 00:10:25,887 --> 00:10:31,295 Plus a couple of passes to our Friday-night bingo marathon and Medicare seminar. 147 00:10:33,355 --> 00:10:35,756 What kind of deal is that? 148 00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:41,397 I come down here, sit in the sauna with you half-naked and this is what you offer me? 149 00:10:42,794 --> 00:10:44,621 Come on Red, let's hit the nursing homes. 150 00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:49,355 Whow, whow, settle down kid, we're all friends here, let's work something out... 151 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:53,721 before we say things we don't mean. And someone winds up dead. 152 00:10:58,253 --> 00:11:00,855 I'm just kidding, let's order a pizza. 153 00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:04,916 I just wanna get this over with. So Steven, shut up. 154 00:11:05,308 --> 00:11:07,464 Cal, I'm gonna sell you those pills at cost. 155 00:11:07,809 --> 00:11:11,008 And Smitty for the last time, close your damn legs. 156 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:14,685 I can't believe Fez likes me! 157 00:11:15,113 --> 00:11:18,855 I mean you guys, this is everything I ever dreamed of. 158 00:11:18,855 --> 00:11:22,681 Having said that I'm really glad that my racist father isn't here to see us together. 159 00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:28,048 Oh good. You're all here. 160 00:11:28,953 --> 00:11:30,536 I have some big news to tell you. 161 00:11:31,153 --> 00:11:33,472 Unless it's that you're gay, I don't wanna hear it. 162 00:11:35,484 --> 00:11:37,508 Shut up, Bjorn Borg! 163 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,806 Well Fez, what is it? 164 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:44,645 Well I finally figure out the one woman for me. 165 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,124 As a matter of fact… 166 00:11:47,761 --> 00:11:49,028 she is here right now. 167 00:11:49,405 --> 00:11:52,353 - Oh my Gooood… - Hi guys! 168 00:11:53,993 --> 00:11:55,013 Caroline! 169 00:11:55,567 --> 00:11:58,520 Caroline! I haven't seen you since you tried to kill us… 170 00:12:00,474 --> 00:12:04,503 I just couldn't believe it when Fez called. It was so nice to hear a familiar voice. 171 00:12:05,221 --> 00:12:07,807 Oh you mean coming from outside you head? 172 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,289 Okayyy… the old me would've... 173 00:12:10,289 --> 00:12:13,574 ripped out your eyeballs and hung them from my rear-view mirror like dice. 174 00:12:13,926 --> 00:12:16,834 But the new me just smiles and slaps the anger away! 175 00:12:22,403 --> 00:12:24,112 How sexy is that? 176 00:12:35,126 --> 00:12:37,829 Uh Fez, you said you were a one woman guy. 177 00:12:38,237 --> 00:12:40,297 Caroline's got like eight personalities. 178 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,958 You'll go to bed with her one night and wake up the next morning... 179 00:12:44,958 --> 00:12:48,067 with like an 82-year old Portugese fisherman. 180 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,097 Hey, Caroline accepts me for who I am. 181 00:12:51,857 --> 00:12:53,607 So I'm gonna accept her for who they are. 182 00:12:55,323 --> 00:12:59,037 Fez, the last time you dated Caroline she chased you around the room with a corkscrew. 183 00:13:00,057 --> 00:13:01,925 It's called foreplay, jerk. 184 00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:05,376 Yeah nothing spices up the bedroom like a crazy woman... 185 00:13:05,594 --> 00:13:07,937 who might suffocate you when you're asleep with a pillow. 186 00:13:09,185 --> 00:13:10,717 Donna we were role-playing! 187 00:13:12,508 --> 00:13:15,217 She was a sexy nurse and I was the guy she was trying to kill. 188 00:13:18,488 --> 00:13:20,410 Red, do you need anything from the super market? 189 00:13:20,789 --> 00:13:21,631 Yeah. 190 00:13:22,829 --> 00:13:25,442 Graham Crackers that don't taste like cardboard. 191 00:13:27,369 --> 00:13:30,435 I fought in two wars, I deserve name-brand cookies. 192 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,820 Well those are name-brand! 193 00:13:34,706 --> 00:13:37,615 Look at the box, there is the Kubler Dwarves. 194 00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:45,386 I can't believe we're out of plastic baggies already. I swear I just bought a box. 195 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,645 Well…maybe you misplaced them… 196 00:13:50,756 --> 00:13:53,516 You know, you're always losing things. 197 00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:58,875 Like aluminum foil, remember that time you lost the aluminum foil? 198 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,283 I sure do! 199 00:14:06,665 --> 00:14:09,611 Hello? Hello? 200 00:14:10,812 --> 00:14:13,061 Is anybody there? 201 00:14:15,747 --> 00:14:17,401 That's the third hang-up today! 202 00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:22,226 Oh and this afternoon someone called and asked me if I had “the stuff”…. 203 00:14:26,579 --> 00:14:27,581 Wait a second… 204 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:31,105 I saw a sixty minute piece on this the other day. 205 00:14:31,466 --> 00:14:34,415 Missing baggies, mysterious phone calls… I know what's going on! 206 00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:37,525 Kitty I can explain… 207 00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:39,413 Steven is selling drugs! 208 00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:40,900 Yes he is! 209 00:14:51,776 --> 00:14:54,335 Wow. She's really putting away that pizza… 210 00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:58,923 The last time I saw her this upset was when Reverend Brown... 211 00:14:58,923 --> 00:15:01,187 told her that ugly people go to heaven too. 212 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,322 Sooo Jackie, can I get a slice of that? 213 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,728 No! 214 00:15:07,977 --> 00:15:10,278 Okay. I was only asking because it's mine! 215 00:15:12,941 --> 00:15:17,647 - Jackie, look. Fez and Caroline are never gonna last. - Hi guys! 216 00:15:20,435 --> 00:15:22,230 Well that was just bad timing… 217 00:15:23,993 --> 00:15:25,741 Why are you wearing a wedding dress? 218 00:15:26,991 --> 00:15:30,628 Oh my God, did Fez propose to you? 219 00:15:31,207 --> 00:15:33,047 Not yet! But he will! 220 00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:36,356 And I wanted to show him what I look like. 221 00:15:37,216 --> 00:15:38,884 Oh but you know, I was hoping he'd be here cause... 222 00:15:38,884 --> 00:15:42,406 I gotta get this back to the store before they realize I climbed out the dressing room window. 223 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,721 Don't worry… I'm sure they'll just knock of ten percent.. 224 00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:50,655 and put it on the rack marked “Previously worn by psycho's”. 225 00:15:51,466 --> 00:15:54,373 You have a sharp tongue. It would taste great in a salad. 226 00:15:59,898 --> 00:16:02,832 I can't believe Fez chose that whack-job over me! 227 00:16:03,549 --> 00:16:06,203 Jackie, the only reason Fez chose Caroline over you is because... 228 00:16:06,203 --> 00:16:07,910 he doesn't have any idea that you like him. 229 00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:10,608 - Well whose fault is that Donna? - Yours! 230 00:16:12,885 --> 00:16:15,867 Oh, thank you for kicking me while I'm down! 231 00:16:19,286 --> 00:16:20,503 You know, Jackie... 232 00:16:21,366 --> 00:16:25,247 if you worked as hard at getting Fez as you are at polishing off my pizza... 233 00:16:25,934 --> 00:16:28,744 you'd be pushing a little bilingual baby through the park right now. 234 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:36,564 Steven how could you? 235 00:16:36,943 --> 00:16:38,599 Just a product of my environment. 236 00:16:39,997 --> 00:16:41,797 Wait, what are you talking about? 237 00:16:42,888 --> 00:16:46,405 We know you've been selling drugs out of the house, this is the worst thing you have ever done. 238 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:49,412 You have turned my living room into East St. Louis! 239 00:16:51,862 --> 00:16:56,123 So please, just admit what you're doing it'll be better for everybody. 240 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,372 I'm not admitting anything. 241 00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,303 Although if I were selling drugs, it's... 242 00:17:03,668 --> 00:17:07,585 probably because I don't have a new 19-inch TV to keep me off the streets. 243 00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:13,169 What? Steven, we do not reward this kind of behavior. Right, Red? 244 00:17:13,813 --> 00:17:15,229 Right... 245 00:17:16,464 --> 00:17:19,866 A 13-inch TV should do the trick... 246 00:17:20,683 --> 00:17:22,692 Why are you even discussing this? 247 00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:29,187 If ever there were a time for your foot to be ankle-deep in someone's bottom, it's now! 248 00:17:35,462 --> 00:17:38,457 Red, those pills sold like hotcakes! 249 00:17:39,802 --> 00:17:41,783 We came by to give you your cut. 250 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:43,993 This is not a good time guys! 251 00:17:43,993 --> 00:17:47,371 Red Forman, have you been selling your heart medication? 252 00:17:47,573 --> 00:17:48,408 Yeah! 253 00:17:48,408 --> 00:17:50,280 They've done wonders for me in the bedroom. 254 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:52,902 I'm asleep before my wife comes in. 255 00:17:54,194 --> 00:17:55,410 I can't believe this. 256 00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:58,379 I can take care of your problem here Red… 257 00:17:58,984 --> 00:18:00,595 no questions asked… 258 00:18:03,234 --> 00:18:06,462 I'm kidding. We should all have dinner sometimes. 259 00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:10,227 Yeah well, thanks for coming by guys… 260 00:18:11,426 --> 00:18:12,196 Red… 261 00:18:13,021 --> 00:18:15,234 Look, I know what I did was wrong. 262 00:18:15,643 --> 00:18:18,201 But don't you even want to know what I was gonna do with the money? 263 00:18:18,201 --> 00:18:19,067 I don't care. 264 00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:22,212 I was gonna take you on a vacation to the Wisconsin dells. 265 00:18:22,447 --> 00:18:25,523 Oh my God! I feel like a Kennedy! 266 00:18:27,412 --> 00:18:29,785 Ohhh, and the dells are three counties away. 267 00:18:30,129 --> 00:18:32,095 We're gonna have to take the interstate! 268 00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:38,025 Well that worked out pretty good… 269 00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:39,526 You're going to the dells... 270 00:18:39,526 --> 00:18:41,460 I'm getting a new TV... 271 00:18:42,114 --> 00:18:45,208 Yeah. And you're gonna love watching that new show called... 272 00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:47,422 “Blow it out your ass”... 273 00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:55,697 Hey uh Fez, we need to talk. 274 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,372 Okay fine. 275 00:18:59,061 --> 00:19:02,786 I used your deodorant because I wanted to see if it was strong enough for a man. 276 00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:06,210 By the way, it wasn't. 277 00:19:07,999 --> 00:19:09,957 Uhm Fez you see... 278 00:19:10,886 --> 00:19:13,085 when I heard you were ready to be with one woman... 279 00:19:13,929 --> 00:19:15,599 I got really excited. 280 00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:19,798 But that's because I thought you were talking about someone else. 281 00:19:21,547 --> 00:19:22,421 Who? 282 00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:28,321 Fez? 283 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,586 Uhm, I can explain! 284 00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:34,521 Go ahead. 285 00:19:34,847 --> 00:19:37,330 Uhm, her tongue was in my mouth and then you walked in. 286 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:42,682 You... cheating... bastard... 287 00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:46,600 Why do you make me do this to you? 288 00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:51,517 Not in the face! 289 00:19:51,830 --> 00:19:54,236 Owww okay the face! The face! 290 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,165 - How are you feeling? - Not so good. 291 00:20:03,714 --> 00:20:05,208 My face is freezing. 292 00:20:07,838 --> 00:20:11,297 I'm really sorry this happened, but you're actually lucky that she's gone. 293 00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:14,793 Jackie, what was that kiss all about? 294 00:20:16,421 --> 00:20:19,634 Fez it's something that I wanted to do for a really long time. 295 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,802 And I was wondering... You know... 296 00:20:23,986 --> 00:20:27,100 hoping, that maybe you and I could be together. 297 00:20:28,817 --> 00:20:30,315 You want to be with me? 298 00:20:31,011 --> 00:20:32,564 Yeah. I mean Fez... 299 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:36,787 my life has been so crappy lately that you have been the one good thing. 300 00:20:37,929 --> 00:20:41,892 Well. So you want me because you're lonely? Great, so that makes me what, your last resort? 301 00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:46,527 - No Fez. You're wrong, it's not... - You know what Jackie, forget it. 302 00:20:47,716 --> 00:20:51,366 You went to be with Kelso and Hyde. I don't wanna be your sloppy thirds. 303 00:21:09,582 --> 00:21:12,612 Hey guys. Want to cross some more of those heart pills. 304 00:21:13,091 --> 00:21:14,652 Well actually, we have all we need. 305 00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:16,795 Oh. Really? 306 00:21:17,413 --> 00:21:19,634 Sure would be a shame if you ran out just when you needed it. 307 00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:23,487 Like say you're driving your car and all of a sudden you find that your break lines have been cut. 308 00:21:24,407 --> 00:21:25,454 Who would do that? 309 00:21:25,691 --> 00:21:26,704 I don't know... 310 00:21:27,016 --> 00:21:28,514 Maybe a guy who knows a guy. 311 00:21:28,816 --> 00:21:30,667 But hey, if you guys don't need 'em, you don't need 'em. 312 00:21:31,606 --> 00:21:32,854 Drive safe. 313 00:21:32,854 --> 00:21:33,903 I'll take 20 pills... 314 00:21:33,903 --> 00:21:36,629 That's what I like to hear. You did the right thing.