1 00:00:09,251 --> 00:00:10,330 Fez… 2 00:00:11,203 --> 00:00:13,190 I didn't say anything when you started spying on Donna... 3 00:00:13,917 --> 00:00:17,104 I kept my mouth shut when you hid in the dirty towel bin to peep on the cheerleaders... 4 00:00:19,101 --> 00:00:21,472 But if you get your jollies listening to people go potty… 5 00:00:22,852 --> 00:00:24,625 I'm calling a doctor. 6 00:00:25,211 --> 00:00:29,559 Shhh, I'm trying to see if Jackie's okay. She's been in the bathroom for hours, crying. 7 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:32,371 Oh my God! 8 00:00:32,775 --> 00:00:34,542 You had sex with her! 9 00:00:35,141 --> 00:00:36,334 No! 10 00:00:36,714 --> 00:00:39,034 She told me she wanted to be my girlfriend and I turned her down. 11 00:00:39,426 --> 00:00:40,584 What? Why? 12 00:00:40,584 --> 00:00:42,175 Because she didn't mean it. 13 00:00:42,175 --> 00:00:43,982 She never wanted me before. 14 00:00:44,705 --> 00:00:47,106 And now that she's desperate, suddenly I'm the guy for her. 15 00:00:48,877 --> 00:00:51,059 But as soon as she's happy, she'll dump me. 16 00:00:51,540 --> 00:00:53,707 So I told her to get lost and now she's in tears. 17 00:00:56,179 --> 00:00:58,261 Well, what kind of crying is it? Is it like... 18 00:00:59,031 --> 00:01:00,720 "my life is over" kinda crying or... 19 00:01:01,153 --> 00:01:03,888 hysterical sobbing like the time Kelso sat on his nads? 20 00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:09,769 No it's bad. I tried everything to get her out. I yelled "Fire!"... 21 00:01:10,006 --> 00:01:16,452 I made monkey-noises and said "Wow that's a gigantic monkey". 22 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:21,574 But no luck. She must be a complete wreck. 23 00:01:23,118 --> 00:01:24,697 Oh hey guys! 24 00:01:25,115 --> 00:01:29,055 Oh. She's perfectly fine. So you definitely didn't have sex with her. 25 00:01:31,438 --> 00:01:32,646 Jackie, you're okay? 26 00:01:32,646 --> 00:01:34,280 Oh no. No I'm not okay. 27 00:01:34,673 --> 00:01:36,869 I just decided being sad is a waste of time. 28 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:40,275 You see, a more productive use of my time is revenge. 29 00:01:41,255 --> 00:01:42,317 So get ready. 30 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:48,857 Because I am going to rain doom down on your stupid foreign head! 31 00:01:55,061 --> 00:01:57,148 That didn't seem so bad Fez. I wouldn't worry about it. 32 00:01:59,663 --> 00:02:01,212 - You wouldn't? - No. 33 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:02,751 That's because I'm safe. 34 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,778 You should be freakin' terrified. 35 00:02:10,765 --> 00:02:14,119 That '70s Show - 8x20 - Leaving home ain't easy 36 00:02:14,585 --> 00:02:18,422 Transcript by Jill Penders / twiztv.com 37 00:02:18,861 --> 00:02:22,488 Till 38 00:02:49,278 --> 00:02:52,497 Hey hey! Just got back from Florida. 39 00:02:53,197 --> 00:02:54,586 Wanna see my tan lines? 40 00:02:57,812 --> 00:02:59,521 Oh, for gosh sakes, Bob! 41 00:03:00,028 --> 00:03:03,051 Joke's on you! I don't got no tan lines! Whoohoo! 42 00:03:08,848 --> 00:03:10,082 You were in Florida? 43 00:03:11,082 --> 00:03:13,132 Yeah, I was gone for three weeks. You didn't notice? 44 00:03:15,788 --> 00:03:17,970 I just figured my migraine medicine was working. 45 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:22,584 Uhuh. Boy it was beautiful down there. 46 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:28,688 The ocean, the sunshine and Disneyworld is a great place to pick up single moms. 47 00:03:30,990 --> 00:03:35,058 In fact, I like Florida so much I'm selling the house and I'm moving there. 48 00:03:36,265 --> 00:03:37,963 You're selling your house? 49 00:03:38,699 --> 00:03:40,461 What if someone annoying moves in? 50 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:45,891 I bought a condo. And get ready for this... 51 00:03:46,671 --> 00:03:48,576 I'm gonna open a bait shop. 52 00:03:50,075 --> 00:03:51,890 What a great idea... 53 00:03:53,541 --> 00:03:57,848 That way, when the hundreds of other bait shops down there run out of stock, there you'll be! 54 00:03:59,182 --> 00:04:01,835 So, you think I'm stupid because I want to open a bait shop? 55 00:04:01,935 --> 00:04:03,532 No, of course not! 56 00:04:03,874 --> 00:04:06,308 I think you want to open a bait shop because you're stupid. 57 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:10,901 Well, I didn't come in here to be ridiculed. 58 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,805 Then you shouldn't have worn that shirt! 59 00:04:16,944 --> 00:04:19,451 Red, you need to go over there and apologize to Bob. 60 00:04:19,451 --> 00:04:23,799 He came here all excitd about his idea and you just made him feel bad about himself. 61 00:04:24,605 --> 00:04:27,030 Yeah, he never saw it coming. 62 00:04:30,218 --> 00:04:33,685 So did you get Jackie back for flushing your tootbrush down the toilet? 63 00:04:35,404 --> 00:04:40,022 No. Only four out of five dentists recommend brushing, so I just go to the other guy. 64 00:04:41,755 --> 00:04:43,802 How about for micro-waving your hand-lotion? 65 00:04:45,145 --> 00:04:46,727 No, the heat feels nice on my... 66 00:04:52,812 --> 00:04:54,031 hands. 67 00:04:55,225 --> 00:04:57,713 Well, what are you gonna do to her for ripping all of the buttons of your shirt? 68 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:00,058 Thank her. I look fabulous! 69 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,126 Man, what is wrong with you? 70 00:05:03,585 --> 00:05:06,999 She tore your shirt for easy access, when Jackie gets angry, she goes straight for the nipple. 71 00:05:08,463 --> 00:05:12,135 Hyde, I turned her down, she has every right to be angry. 72 00:05:12,888 --> 00:05:15,869 But the worst of it is over, so I'm gonna let bygones be bygones. 73 00:05:16,628 --> 00:05:19,156 Fez, let me tell you a little story. 74 00:05:20,142 --> 00:05:22,578 Once upon a time there was a young girl named Jackie. 75 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:26,373 She destroyed everything in her path cause she was Satan's child. 76 00:05:29,603 --> 00:05:30,683 The end! 77 00:05:31,812 --> 00:05:34,285 Ahhh, I see your point. 78 00:05:36,034 --> 00:05:37,625 Wait, what's your point? 79 00:05:38,794 --> 00:05:42,560 My point is she's evil man! You gotta get back at her, you gotta fight fire with fire. 80 00:05:42,854 --> 00:05:46,166 Are you suggesting I set her on fire? What has happened to you? 81 00:05:50,159 --> 00:05:53,359 I'm just saying that every time Jackie hurts you, you gotta hurt her worse. 82 00:05:53,359 --> 00:05:55,845 I don't know, that sounds like a senseless cycle of violence. 83 00:05:56,449 --> 00:05:58,587 Yeah. That's the best and funniest kind. 84 00:06:00,372 --> 00:06:03,665 Look this whole thing will blow over once I talk to her about everything. 85 00:06:05,430 --> 00:06:07,368 Holy crap! 86 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,393 My car! Jackie ruined my car! 87 00:06:15,277 --> 00:06:16,852 And you don't have insurance. 88 00:06:17,452 --> 00:06:19,051 Haha! Good one, Jackie. 89 00:06:20,864 --> 00:06:24,031 And look what she wrote on the side. Fez has a tiny... 90 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,389 I do not! 91 00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:32,843 It's perfectly normal based on all the other ones I've seen. 92 00:06:35,508 --> 00:06:37,307 I only look for comparison! 93 00:06:41,313 --> 00:06:43,497 Well, if Jackie wants war, I'll give her war. 94 00:06:44,824 --> 00:06:46,401 Whatever you say, Tiny. 95 00:06:49,228 --> 00:06:52,458 If it's so small, why would I name it Big John? 96 00:06:58,589 --> 00:07:00,886 Dad I don't wanna move to Florida. 97 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:03,295 - Sure you do! - No I don't! 98 00:07:03,929 --> 00:07:07,551 - C'mon, who doesn't want to move to Florida? - Me! 99 00:07:08,365 --> 00:07:11,890 Oh. Well, geez, you should have said that before I put the house on the market. 100 00:07:12,189 --> 00:07:13,968 You put the house on the market? 101 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:15,698 Relax, honey, I can always take it off. 102 00:07:15,901 --> 00:07:17,883 - You can? - No, it sold this morning. 103 00:07:23,502 --> 00:07:24,563 Well look who it is. 104 00:07:25,842 --> 00:07:27,782 Come over to insult me again? I don't know, maybe... 105 00:07:28,271 --> 00:07:30,361 take another cheap shot at my outfit? 106 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,994 Okay. There is nothing wrong with your outfits. 107 00:07:33,826 --> 00:07:37,271 Red thinks they're tacky but I've explained to him that you're just Italian. 108 00:07:39,643 --> 00:07:42,845 Anyway, Red has something he'd like to say to you. Go ahead. 109 00:07:44,752 --> 00:07:48,499 Bob. I'm sorry that I said that your idea is stupid. 110 00:07:49,399 --> 00:07:50,663 - And… - And… 111 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:56,582 the next time you have a stupid idea I'll just keep my mouth shut. 112 00:07:58,739 --> 00:07:59,770 You know what Red? 113 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:02,526 I really don't give a damn what you think. 114 00:08:03,401 --> 00:08:06,186 All these years I'd have to put up with you cutting me down... 115 00:08:06,492 --> 00:08:09,773 calling me dumb-ass, well guess what, you're the dumb-ass! 116 00:08:10,755 --> 00:08:14,330 You're nothing but a cranky *bleep ♪ who thinks he's *bleep* his dogsday... 117 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:16,952 so you can blow it out your *bleep ♪ ass! 118 00:08:17,950 --> 00:08:21,823 What, what, what you wanna hit me? Go ahead you bald *bleep*... 119 00:08:26,382 --> 00:08:32,218 Yeah go ahead, do it, I'm not afraid of you, in fact, I'll kick your boney *bleep ♪ ass right now! 120 00:08:40,764 --> 00:08:42,988 Bob, you've got some nerve! 121 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:46,792 Good for you! 122 00:08:47,599 --> 00:08:51,187 It's about time you stuck up for yourself and acted like a man. 123 00:08:52,978 --> 00:08:55,383 I'm sorry Red it just slipped out! 124 00:08:57,257 --> 00:08:58,245 I'm so sorry Fez. 125 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:01,273 - I was just outside and I read that you have a tiny…- Shut it! 126 00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:07,531 Fez, you gotta do something man. Because Jackie is just getting started. 127 00:09:08,495 --> 00:09:11,123 When she gets mad, she is like a revenge machine. 128 00:09:11,561 --> 00:09:13,710 She will destroy you because she can! 129 00:09:15,227 --> 00:09:18,661 Get out man! I gotta get out! I gotta get out! 130 00:09:20,721 --> 00:09:22,413 Huh… flashback… 131 00:09:25,817 --> 00:09:28,306 Vandalizing your car man? That's disturbed. 132 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:31,102 I mean that car is the only thing that defines you as a man. 133 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:33,772 - You know, because you have such a tiny…- Enough! 134 00:09:37,283 --> 00:09:40,496 I gotta get back at her. Oh I know, I'll break her TV. 135 00:09:41,922 --> 00:09:44,046 Ahhh but then I'll just miss Gilligan. 136 00:09:47,647 --> 00:09:50,581 If you're gonna retaliate, you need to hit Jackie where it hurts. 137 00:09:51,284 --> 00:09:53,085 Ahhh, like in the face? 138 00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:58,342 No! What does Jackie love the most? 139 00:09:58,918 --> 00:10:01,415 Herself. All she cares about is her looks. 140 00:10:01,964 --> 00:10:03,383 You're exactly right. 141 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,694 I'm gonna buy some bleach and some razor blades... 142 00:10:05,694 --> 00:10:08,734 and after I do my laundry and shave, I'll think of what to do to Jackie. 143 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,155 You guys are never going to believe this. 144 00:10:14,872 --> 00:10:16,900 My Dad is moving to Florida. 145 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:19,388 Florida is nice. My Mom spend three years down there. 146 00:10:20,364 --> 00:10:22,450 Supposed to be five but she got time off for good behaviour. 147 00:10:25,008 --> 00:10:26,975 I've got no place to live! What am I gonna do? 148 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,256 Why don't you move in with me? 149 00:10:35,342 --> 00:10:37,411 Donna? Randy asked you a question. 150 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,780 And I for one am giddy with anticipation to hear the answer. 151 00:10:42,999 --> 00:10:45,918 I just meant, we're dating and I've got the room... 152 00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:50,055 and if you got homesick I could walk around naked with my robe open like your Dad. 153 00:10:52,304 --> 00:10:54,491 I don't know, I mean I never really thought about moving in. 154 00:10:55,731 --> 00:10:58,788 I mean we hardly… well I do need a place to live… 155 00:10:59,165 --> 00:11:02,420 but you don't want me invading… well we do watch the same shows… 156 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,187 What the hell, sure! 157 00:11:07,352 --> 00:11:09,569 Then what the hell sure it is! 158 00:11:14,968 --> 00:11:16,533 Jackie is about to get out of the bathroom. 159 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,122 Wait until you see what I did to her. 160 00:11:18,716 --> 00:11:22,452 Fez, if this is the ex-lax prank, I'd rather hear about it then see it. 161 00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:27,739 No it's better. 162 00:11:29,891 --> 00:11:31,922 And she's turning the shower off… 163 00:11:33,069 --> 00:11:35,161 she's getting out… 164 00:11:36,637 --> 00:11:38,294 look at herself in the mirror and… 165 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,468 AAAARRRGGHHHH! 166 00:11:42,212 --> 00:11:43,527 FEZ! 167 00:11:46,004 --> 00:11:48,092 Ho ho ho, Green Jackie! 168 00:11:49,158 --> 00:11:51,645 Fez, you completely ruined my hair! 169 00:11:52,058 --> 00:11:53,340 You destroyed my car! 170 00:11:53,340 --> 00:11:56,182 I had every right to destroy your car, you turned me down! 171 00:11:56,558 --> 00:11:59,403 You turned me down like a million times and I never did anything! 172 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,614 Actually I remember a lot of crying. 173 00:12:04,812 --> 00:12:08,137 Yes I cried. Because I have feelings. Unlike you Jackie. 174 00:12:08,889 --> 00:12:11,165 Oh, huhuh. I have feelings. 175 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:13,995 And they told me to buy a bottle of spray paint and tell the whole world... 176 00:12:13,995 --> 00:12:16,808 - ... that you have a tiny… - IT'S NORMAL SIZED! 177 00:12:19,849 --> 00:12:21,858 Well you know what, I'm glad I turned you down. 178 00:12:22,189 --> 00:12:23,644 Because you are a mean, bitter girl. 179 00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:27,611 And now, you're ugly on the outside like you are ugly in the inside. 180 00:12:29,117 --> 00:12:31,275 Holy crap man, cover your nipples! 181 00:12:33,863 --> 00:12:35,706 I can't believe that's what you really think of me. 182 00:12:36,051 --> 00:12:37,206 Well it is. 183 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:42,188 Fine. I'll just go pack up my things and get out of your life. 184 00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:50,778 Damn man, that was harsh. 185 00:12:52,409 --> 00:12:54,406 Yeah. Must have been my Jamaican fire. 186 00:12:57,107 --> 00:12:59,310 So… you're from Jamaica? 187 00:13:00,309 --> 00:13:02,741 No, "Jamaican Fire". It's my new cologne. 188 00:13:12,002 --> 00:13:17,519 See, these blue buildings are condo's and the green ones those are cabana's. 189 00:13:18,105 --> 00:13:19,246 What is that yellow building? 190 00:13:19,736 --> 00:13:22,118 Oh that's CheeseWhiz, I was reading in bed. 191 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:29,851 Wow. This design is great. You know, the way these condo's are layed out... 192 00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:35,074 you could spend your entire life and never have to interact with your idiot neighbours. 193 00:13:36,385 --> 00:13:38,353 Oh, and look at the streetnames... 194 00:13:38,809 --> 00:13:41,526 Orange Grove Avenue, Grapefruit Lane, Pineapple Road, 195 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,910 it's like living in a fruit salad! 196 00:13:45,088 --> 00:13:49,179 Anyway, I couldn't help but notice they got 200 brand new beachfront homes... 197 00:13:49,497 --> 00:13:52,340 each with a dock, but no bait shop within five miles. 198 00:13:52,984 --> 00:13:54,727 You can fish of your own pier? 199 00:13:55,765 --> 00:13:57,805 That means you don't have to get your lines tangled up... 200 00:13:58,086 --> 00:14:00,580 with some dumb-ass who doesn't know what they're doing? 201 00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:03,975 You're the one who invited me! 202 00:14:05,789 --> 00:14:08,095 Ah, you guys should move down there too. 203 00:14:09,357 --> 00:14:12,446 Red, Red, you could run the bait shop with me. 204 00:14:12,787 --> 00:14:14,754 Nah, I don't think so Bob. 205 00:14:15,341 --> 00:14:17,318 Kitty and I aren't ready to leave Point Place. 206 00:14:17,939 --> 00:14:21,085 Okay then. When I'm sitting pretty there on Orange Grove Avenue... 207 00:14:21,689 --> 00:14:24,954 you guys can enjoy the drive past Slaughterhouse Way. 208 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,555 Well that's not fair Bob. 209 00:14:28,025 --> 00:14:31,176 It's only named that because that way leads to the slaughterhouse. 210 00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:36,363 I think you really gonna like living here. 211 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,069 So let's take the tour, shall we? 212 00:14:38,514 --> 00:14:41,967 This area over here with the underpants is the laundry annex. 213 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,701 Uh, oh, over here is the gym... 214 00:14:46,257 --> 00:14:49,034 Membership included... 215 00:14:50,153 --> 00:14:53,997 And through that door is the bathroom / library... 216 00:14:54,252 --> 00:14:58,369 Although currently all we have to read is a Sports Illustrated and a bottle of Prell. 217 00:15:01,273 --> 00:15:02,088 You okay? 218 00:15:02,098 --> 00:15:03,741 Yeah. I'm fine. 219 00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:06,955 It's just weird you know. Moving in with someone... 220 00:15:07,758 --> 00:15:10,851 But great... Weird, but great... 221 00:15:11,638 --> 00:15:14,277 You know, like midgets... 222 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,312 There's nothing to worry about. 223 00:15:17,663 --> 00:15:21,285 Oh and the closet's really full, but you can just hang anything you want on the drum kit. 224 00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:23,431 I was gonna use it but you know... 225 00:15:24,098 --> 00:15:25,594 impulse-buy. 226 00:15:27,272 --> 00:15:30,652 - Seriously, you're okay with this? - Yeah. Yeah, I'll be fine. 227 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,418 Then here you go, I made you a key. 228 00:15:34,931 --> 00:15:36,338 Put your name on the mailbox. 229 00:15:37,386 --> 00:15:39,737 So I guess we are officially living together. 230 00:15:40,097 --> 00:15:43,233 Uhuh. Nice. 231 00:15:44,265 --> 00:15:45,638 Heyyy, there he is. 232 00:15:45,856 --> 00:15:47,191 Donna, this is Pickles. 233 00:15:47,191 --> 00:15:48,761 Pickles, meet Donna. 234 00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:51,448 - She's your new Mommy! - Hi Mommy! 235 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,367 Yeah uhm… I gotta go! 236 00:16:00,004 --> 00:16:02,391 Chick magnet my ass! 237 00:16:08,449 --> 00:16:11,113 Wow man. The stuff you said to Jackie. 238 00:16:11,669 --> 00:16:13,081 So mean and hurtful. 239 00:16:13,882 --> 00:16:15,640 I only wish I'd said it myself. 240 00:16:17,137 --> 00:16:18,667 Well, I'm glad she's gone. 241 00:16:19,782 --> 00:16:21,762 I've never felt so happy about anything in my life. 242 00:16:28,615 --> 00:16:30,175 What did I do? 243 00:16:35,123 --> 00:16:37,157 Jackie was in love with me and I let her go. 244 00:16:39,555 --> 00:16:41,739 And all that I have is an empty apartment. 245 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:45,899 And the scent of her perfume on my boxers, where I sprayed it. 246 00:16:47,694 --> 00:16:49,035 Don't worry man. 247 00:16:49,637 --> 00:16:50,730 You're doing the right thing. 248 00:16:51,387 --> 00:16:54,095 I know you wanna run after her but as your friend... 249 00:16:54,758 --> 00:16:56,575 I am not gonna let you. 250 00:16:58,911 --> 00:17:01,222 JACKIE I'M COMING! 251 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,368 Hah, you can call my bluf. 252 00:17:06,575 --> 00:17:10,608 That Bob and his crazy ideas. We can never move to Florida. 253 00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:13,886 Well it's easy for him to do. But we have real ties here. 254 00:17:14,738 --> 00:17:18,642 I'm three piggie stamps away from a free ham at the supermarket! 255 00:17:20,318 --> 00:17:21,795 And I've got responsibilities. 256 00:17:22,265 --> 00:17:26,058 Spring is coming up, who is gonna poison the new batch of squirrels? 257 00:17:33,066 --> 00:17:34,721 Let's move to Florida... 258 00:17:35,844 --> 00:17:36,615 You really want to? 259 00:17:37,209 --> 00:17:38,563 - Do you? - If you do! 260 00:17:38,938 --> 00:17:40,312 - I do! - Me too! 261 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:43,424 - Then let's do it! - Ohohohoohhh! Red! 262 00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:48,668 I am so excited there is so much to do in Florida, it'll be such an adventure. 263 00:17:49,149 --> 00:17:52,913 Nooo, I just wanna go down there and kinda sit around till we die. 264 00:18:09,953 --> 00:18:12,067 Donna, come on. Just… 265 00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:14,031 tell me why you left. 266 00:18:14,935 --> 00:18:16,809 I don't know, it all hit me at once, I just… 267 00:18:17,072 --> 00:18:18,584 I just like needed some air. 268 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,126 Well if Pickles saying "Hi Mommy" freaked you out... 269 00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:24,271 I'll let you in on a little secret. 270 00:18:24,817 --> 00:18:26,332 That was actually me. 271 00:18:27,953 --> 00:18:30,826 You know what, it's just this whole Florida thing is really freakin' me out. 272 00:18:31,992 --> 00:18:34,584 When you asked me to move in it seemed like the right thing to do but… 273 00:18:36,168 --> 00:18:40,662 when I got there I sort of realized that I'm just doing it cause I'm too afraid to start my life. 274 00:18:42,342 --> 00:18:45,014 I used to have like plans. 275 00:18:46,112 --> 00:18:47,222 What did you wanna do? 276 00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:50,008 Go to college. 277 00:18:52,962 --> 00:18:54,939 I got accepted in Madison last year so… 278 00:18:56,766 --> 00:18:58,894 I don't know, I think it's time I finally go. 279 00:18:59,528 --> 00:19:02,682 That's cool. It's only a few hours away, we can totally make that work. 280 00:19:04,479 --> 00:19:05,826 No, you don't understand. 281 00:19:09,026 --> 00:19:12,581 This... it just isn't what I want. 282 00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:19,250 Oh. So, that's it for us? 283 00:19:21,342 --> 00:19:22,886 I'm really sorry. 284 00:19:24,574 --> 00:19:25,556 Me too. 285 00:19:26,661 --> 00:19:28,307 Kinda sucks. 286 00:19:33,402 --> 00:19:34,422 Hey Donna! 287 00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:37,602 Check out my new Speedo for Florida! 288 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:41,163 Dad, why can't you just buy a regular bathing suit? 289 00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,168 Those make me look silly... 290 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:50,323 Jackie... 291 00:19:51,095 --> 00:19:52,345 There you are. 292 00:19:52,888 --> 00:19:54,040 What do you want Fez? 293 00:19:54,843 --> 00:19:56,411 I ran all the way here to find you. 294 00:19:57,192 --> 00:19:58,540 My car is in the shop. 295 00:20:00,776 --> 00:20:04,614 And you'll be glad to hear that they are changing the word "tiny" to "large"… 296 00:20:06,299 --> 00:20:08,780 - Look I don't care about any of this. - Jackie wait. 297 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,255 Look I didn't mean all those horrible things I said. 298 00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:16,205 You're not ugly, you're beautiful. 299 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,069 Even if you dumped me after a week it'd be the best week of my life. 300 00:20:23,065 --> 00:20:24,730 I just wanna be with you. 301 00:20:25,605 --> 00:20:27,541 Fez, you really, really hurt me. 302 00:20:28,569 --> 00:20:31,956 And I thought you were the one person who would never speak to me like that. 303 00:20:33,721 --> 00:20:36,656 You're not the guy I thought you were, and I don't think I could ever be with with you. 304 00:20:37,062 --> 00:20:39,403 - But Jackie... - No. Goodbye, Fez. 305 00:20:53,199 --> 00:20:55,602 Oh, Mr. Forman, thank God you're here. 306 00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:59,846 I just had my heart broken and I really need someone to talk to. 307 00:21:08,171 --> 00:21:13,166 Bob, for the last time you can't call our baitshop "Jailbait". 308 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,859 Fine. How about "Hookers"? 309 00:21:18,045 --> 00:21:21,042 You know, 'cause you put the bait on the hook. - No! 310 00:21:21,057 --> 00:21:24,553 You got something better? - Red and Bob's Baitshop. 311 00:21:24,795 --> 00:21:29,790 I like it. It's simple, to the point and I think it will fit on the speedos. 312 00:21:30,032 --> 00:21:35,027 Bob, if you put my name on your crotch I'll kill you.