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Man, the last day of the seventies.

2
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You know, thinking back it's like
one big blur.

3
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You're welcome...

4
00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,600
You know Donna, it kinda sucks that
you are leaving for college today.

5
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I mean I kinda wanted to ring in the new
year by throwing out all your curduroy boy-pants.

6
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Well classes start on Monday
and Eric gets back at five

7
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so I just wanna like get out of here
before all the drama.

8
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Wait a second...

9
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If you're actually going,

10
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then who is going to be the recipient
of Fez' traditional midnight feel-up?

11
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Well I was thinking that Fez'll be
feeling up Jackie.

12
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I mean, she's his new victim...

13
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I mean... girlfriend.

14
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Oh. I don't know Jackie and I haven't
even had our first official kiss yet.

15
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Yeah it's been a little hard making
the transition.

16
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Yeah and I don't know what
to do because...

17
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now that she is not pushing me away
and saying "get off" it's just awkward.

18
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Wait a second...

19
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Why are we wasting our time
talking about this?

20
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Donna's leaving town,
it's the end of the decade,

21
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we should be doing something
awesome man.

22
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Something we have never done before...

23
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Or this.

24
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That '70s Show - 8x22 - That '70s Finale

25
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Wow...

26
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Wine at eleven-thirty huh?

27
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Did you run out of Bourbon?

28
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Well I am just a complete wreck.

29
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I've decided I don't wanna
leave Wisconsin.

30
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D'you tell Red?

31
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Well I... I've been trying to but, he's just,
he's so excited about Florida.

32
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Oh, but I've been dropping hints,

33
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I told him that sunshine makes people whistle

34
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because I know how much he wants
to punch those people in the face.

35
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Steven!

36
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Here's a cheque for you.

37
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It's for all the rent you've paid
over the years.

38
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I put it into a savings account so
you'd have something to get you started.

39
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Wow!

40
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This will buy me a monster bag of…

41
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marshmellows...

42
00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:12,583
Yeah well, you gonna need a place
to live now that we're moving to Florida.

43
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Boy...

44
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It's gonna be strange selling the house.

45
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That's true.

46
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Plenty of warm memories…

47
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You morons just hung vacancy-signs
on your asses! And my foot's looking for a room!

48
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You know I had to vandalize
your ass with my foot...

49
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Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs
put their foot in your ass...

50
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How'd you like to own a little bit
of my foot in your ass?

51
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How about I drive my foot into
this thing called your ass?

52
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You know we could call in a specialist
to find my foot in your ass...

53
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My foot is about to drill a hole
in your ass...

54
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And you are about to read a book
that my foot wrote...

55
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It's called “On the road to in your ass”.

56
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Did you ever actually do that
with your foot?

57
00:03:04,966 --> 00:03:06,270
Once...

58
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On Iwo Jima.

59
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I can't talk about it...

60
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I love this song.

61
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Yes.

62
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It's perfect for our first real kiss.

63
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What?

64
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Stop it!

65
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You smiled first!

66
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Well I was thinking about tootsie rolls!

67
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Uh Fez, we're forcing this.

68
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Our first kiss has to be romantic
and spontaneous.

69
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And as a guy, it's your job
to completely plan that out.

70
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I hate being the guy.

71
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And not just because of this.

72
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The shoe selection is aweful.

73
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Oh, Mrs. Forman...

74
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I have here something

75
00:04:04,190 --> 00:04:06,158
that might make Red reconsider
about moving.

76
00:04:09,989 --> 00:04:12,542
Oh my God!

77
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Packers season tickets?

78
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Red had been on that waiting list
for ever!

79
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Yeah my grandfather was
on that list for 30 years.

80
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When the tickets finally came
he was 90 years old.

81
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He ate them.

82
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How did you get these?

83
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I used the cash that Red gave me.

84
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Oh I would hug you but
I know you don't like that.

85
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Thank you...

86
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You are such a good boy!

87
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Alright Mrs. Forman, that's enough.

88
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I'll say when we're done...

89
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Jackie wants our first kiss to happen
somewhere romantic.

90
00:05:03,134 --> 00:05:04,997
I wish I could bring her here
but this place is ruined...

91
00:05:05,666 --> 00:05:07,039
"Michael + Jackie"...

92
00:05:07,365 --> 00:05:08,967
It's like going out after Sinatra.

93
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Yeah we've had some good times
up here man.

94
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My favourite thing was watching
how people got down…

95
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This is a dangerous spot!

96
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There you guys are.

97
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KELSO!

98
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Hey man, when did you get back?

99
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Man, c'mon! I'm not going to spend
New Year's without my friends...

100
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C'mon! Besides, it's, like the turn
of the century!

101
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It's so good to see you..

102
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Did you just kiss my ear?

103
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A little…

104
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I liked it…

105
00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:05,552
I'm so psyched, man...

106
00:06:05,771 --> 00:06:07,859
I got this like four-foot bottle rocket

107
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and then I'm gonna like tie it to my arm
and light it and just blast into the future!

108
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Hey you guys...

109
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I just thought of the perfect way
to put the seventies to bed.

110
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What do you say the three of us jump
of this thing one last time together?

111
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You're reading my freakin' mind!

112
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Alright you guys ready?

113
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Okay...

114
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One… two…

115
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Wait, wait.

116
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I know how this works...

117
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You're gonna say three and
I'm gonna be the only one that jumps.

118
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Well if it makes you feel any better,
why don't you do the counting?

119
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That way we all have to jump!

120
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Alright...

121
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Here we go...

122
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One…

123
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two…

124
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three!

125
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AAAAHHHHAAAAHH!

126
00:07:02,241 --> 00:07:04,097
I just can't wait to see my Eric!

127
00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,196
I wonder what he'll look like?

128
00:07:08,856 --> 00:07:11,387
I'm going to go out on a limb
and say...

129
00:07:13,071 --> 00:07:14,209
skinny.

130
00:07:16,623 --> 00:07:18,804
- Hey.
- What the hell man!

131
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I thought you left for school like
three hours ago.

132
00:07:21,728 --> 00:07:23,315
I just want to see Eric
one last time, you know?

133
00:07:24,165 --> 00:07:26,541
Show him that even though
he broke up with me that I'm fine.

134
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Uh-huh...

135
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Or maybe it's cause you still
looooove him...

136
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You are so off.

137
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- Oh he's here!
- Oh my God, how's my hair?

138
00:07:47,716 --> 00:07:49,693
Where's Eric?

139
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The genius missed his flight.

140
00:07:54,749 --> 00:07:57,297
I circled the airport so many times...

141
00:07:57,599 --> 00:08:00,625
that my finger actually hurts
from flipping people off!

142
00:08:03,837 --> 00:08:05,449
This is so typical of Eric.

143
00:08:06,012 --> 00:08:08,668
I let myself get all excited and then
he even doesn't show up.

144
00:08:09,382 --> 00:08:11,300
You know Mrs. Forman I'm sorry,
but your son...

145
00:08:11,819 --> 00:08:14,665
is an inconsiderate jerk and
I'm so glad I'm through with him!

146
00:08:23,018 --> 00:08:25,515
Yeah, things are going great in Chicago.

147
00:08:26,416 --> 00:08:28,350
I even taught my baby daughter
how to say "Burn"...

148
00:08:29,058 --> 00:08:30,112
She doesn't use it right though.

149
00:08:30,358 --> 00:08:31,872
I get her a lot more than she gets me.

150
00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:34,612
Hey, you're still doing security
at the Playboy-club?

151
00:08:35,578 --> 00:08:37,201
Yeah. I got promoted to supervisor.

152
00:08:37,609 --> 00:08:40,996
I'm the guy who says:
"don't touch".

153
00:08:41,344 --> 00:08:42,942
Can you believe that?
Me?

154
00:08:43,901 --> 00:08:46,886
Hey speaking of hot chicks, what's going
on with you and that stripper wife of yours?

155
00:08:48,082 --> 00:08:49,671
Hmmm... not good, man.
She's gone.

156
00:08:49,871 --> 00:08:53,168
Apparently she's not the sweet innocent
little girl she pretends to be
at the start of her act.

157
00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:55,758
That's bad news.

158
00:08:56,351 --> 00:08:57,598
I totally would've done it with her...

159
00:08:59,128 --> 00:09:02,773
Man, Hyde, that was right on the bone.

160
00:09:04,303 --> 00:09:05,758
My arm's all tingly.

161
00:09:06,168 --> 00:09:08,440
Just like your wife would have been
if I would have done it with her!

162
00:09:09,055 --> 00:09:10,518
Oww!

163
00:09:11,313 --> 00:09:13,979
Ah I missed this…

164
00:09:31,426 --> 00:09:33,259
Remember that time you shot me
with a BB gun?

165
00:09:33,622 --> 00:09:35,724
I still have the BB stuck
underneath my skin.

166
00:09:36,264 --> 00:09:38,356
I like to play with it sometimes
when I get bored.

167
00:09:38,823 --> 00:09:40,326
Just like I would have done
with your wife…

168
00:09:44,236 --> 00:09:46,704
Awesome my tooth is loose!

169
00:09:52,934 --> 00:09:53,916
Okay Jackie...

170
00:09:54,465 --> 00:09:56,852
I think I figured out why we haven't been
able to have our first kiss.

171
00:09:58,138 --> 00:09:59,595
We have too much history together.

172
00:09:59,929 --> 00:10:02,349
So... I thought that tonight...

173
00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:05,796
would be romantic if I rewrite
some of that history.

174
00:10:07,011 --> 00:10:08,351
Look!

175
00:10:10,489 --> 00:10:11,985
Oh crap!
It was dark...

176
00:10:14,311 --> 00:10:15,966
This really shouldn't be this hard.

177
00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:18,585
I just want everybody to know
how much I love you.

178
00:10:20,974 --> 00:10:22,162
I always have.

179
00:10:34,619 --> 00:10:36,191
That was really nice.

180
00:10:37,065 --> 00:10:38,706
Yeah... you have a really
strong tongue.

181
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,679
Yeah, it's from all the talking.

182
00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:55,061
Just when I thought I can't like
Florida any more,

183
00:10:55,061 --> 00:10:57,154
they reinstate the death penalty!

184
00:11:00,506 --> 00:11:01,451
Red...

185
00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:06,419
you are not gonna believe
what just came for you...

186
00:11:09,287 --> 00:11:11,175
My Packer tickets?

187
00:11:11,454 --> 00:11:13,295
I know! Isn't it terrific?

188
00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:15,751
Fifth row.

189
00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:18,232
You can hear the knees
blowing out from there!

190
00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:23,127
I can't believe I have to
give them away...

191
00:11:24,554 --> 00:11:25,569
What?

192
00:11:27,726 --> 00:11:29,738
I know how much you're looking
forward to Florida.

193
00:11:30,184 --> 00:11:31,362
I wouldn't do that to you.

194
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:35,636
Red, I don't wanna move...

195
00:11:36,736 --> 00:11:37,418
What...?

196
00:11:37,879 --> 00:11:38,890
Well...

197
00:11:39,301 --> 00:11:41,808
I was gonna tell you, but ever since
we decided to move you...

198
00:11:42,427 --> 00:11:44,070
you've been so happy and smiley...

199
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:47,050
and you're never that way except
for when you kill a deer.

200
00:11:51,937 --> 00:11:53,453
Red this is my home.

201
00:11:54,289 --> 00:11:55,564
I don't wanna leave.

202
00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:01,842
Kitty we don't have to go anywhere.

203
00:12:03,387 --> 00:12:05,022
I don't care where I live.

204
00:12:06,081 --> 00:12:07,747
As long as I'm with you...

205
00:12:08,374 --> 00:12:11,418
- Really?
- Of course.

206
00:12:14,338 --> 00:12:15,670
Red...

207
00:12:17,591 --> 00:12:21,227
- I love you.
- Ohhh I love you too...

208
00:12:23,689 --> 00:12:26,554
I was...
talking to the tickets...

209
00:12:34,256 --> 00:12:36,302
- Hey.
- Oh hey man.

210
00:12:36,302 --> 00:12:38,355
If you're looking for Forman,
he's still not here.

211
00:12:38,355 --> 00:12:39,524
I don't wanna see him.

212
00:12:39,524 --> 00:12:41,870
I just wanna get drunk and ring in
the New Year with my friends.

213
00:12:42,098 --> 00:12:44,494
Oh...
Well in that case...

214
00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:46,185
welcome on board of
"Wasted Airlines"...

215
00:12:47,899 --> 00:12:51,253
Should you experience a loss of buzz,
a beer will fall into your hand...

216
00:12:52,395 --> 00:12:55,838
Please make sure to drink that beer
before helping small children with theirs.

217
00:12:57,413 --> 00:12:58,563
Everybody...

218
00:12:58,853 --> 00:13:00,148
we have an announcement...

219
00:13:00,701 --> 00:13:01,993
we've decided...

220
00:13:02,997 --> 00:13:05,351
not to sell the house.
We're going to stay in Point Place.

221
00:13:07,785 --> 00:13:11,159
Hey, that's so weird, man. I was just
thinkin' of movin' to Point Place!

222
00:13:13,907 --> 00:13:15,072
Well...

223
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:16,685
I am just...

224
00:13:17,116 --> 00:13:18,985
I am just so happy we're staying
because...

225
00:13:19,312 --> 00:13:22,033
I would miss you so.

226
00:13:24,727 --> 00:13:26,192
Like Fez...

227
00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:29,695
the way you and I have tea and...

228
00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:32,799
make fun of male ice-skaters...

229
00:13:35,068 --> 00:13:36,352
And Jackie...

230
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,391
you're such a doll.

231
00:13:39,649 --> 00:13:42,345
I don't even mind your bad-handed
compliments.

232
00:13:43,841 --> 00:13:48,029
Ohhh Mrs. Forman,
you're my favourite old lady!

233
00:13:50,218 --> 00:13:52,933
Oh, and you too Leo...

234
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:58,931
You always make my day when
you wave and smile hello.

235
00:14:00,553 --> 00:14:03,799
Even when you are urinating
on my mailbox...

236
00:14:04,794 --> 00:14:06,898
Oh, and Bob...

237
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,310
No matter what I cook,
you can't pass it up.

238
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:12,190
Kinda like...

239
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:16,206
you can't pass up a woman's rear end
without yelling "Whoohoo"!

240
00:14:17,622 --> 00:14:19,217
Just being polite.

241
00:14:21,349 --> 00:14:23,009
And Steven...

242
00:14:24,257 --> 00:14:25,873
My second son...

243
00:14:27,373 --> 00:14:29,525
I adore you...

244
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:31,150
But you know uhm...

245
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:36,592
now that we're staying maybe you could
shave your mustache, because, Honey...

246
00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:39,689
you look like a forty-year old
male prostitute.

247
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,459
And Donna, sweetheart...

248
00:14:48,507 --> 00:14:50,580
No matter where you go...

249
00:14:51,581 --> 00:14:54,154
I will always love you like a daughter.

250
00:15:00,756 --> 00:15:05,043
I'm so sorry things didn't work out
with you and Eric.

251
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,984
Uhm...
I think I need some air...

252
00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:12,944
So...

253
00:15:13,528 --> 00:15:14,818
speaking of daughters...

254
00:15:15,642 --> 00:15:17,858
has anyone seen Laurie?

255
00:15:19,778 --> 00:15:20,871
Now listen Bob, uh...

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I know that you were counting on me
for the bait shop and all...

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Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
I'm a big boy...

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I can make it on my own...

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I'm gonna miss you so much!

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Wow, you're getting really good
at this kissing thing...

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It's magical...

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I couldn't ask for anything else.

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So...
when do we get to second base?

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Oh Mr. Forman, can I light this
off in your house?

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Sure, and then I'll light my foot
off in your ass.

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And that my friends, is the last
foot-in-ass of the decade!

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Cheers!

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Michael, I just...
it's so good to see you.

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The girls in the emergency room
were just asking about you.

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You know, it's like
I've been gone for so long...

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I almost forgot you're a hot Mom!

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You know what else it hot?
My foot when it's in your ass.

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Look at that.
He got one more in 'm!

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Happy new year...

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Eric...

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Donna I'm sorry I'm late.

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I caught the last flight out.

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So... uh...

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awkwaaard...

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So... how are you?

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I'm good.

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I start college next week.

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Oh...

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- That's awesome.
- Yeah.

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So what, you just came back here
for New Year's Eve?

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Look Donna...

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when I left I was so...

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positive that I was doing
the right thing.

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- But now I've been gone so long...
- Eric, things are a lot different now...

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I know.

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It's just Donna, I thought
about you every day.

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And you know what?
It turns out that, uhm...

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Red was right...

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I am a dumb-ass!

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Donna, I'm sorry.

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So uh...

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- sounds like there is a party going on
in there? - Yeah there is...

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You're Mom's like really drunk...

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Oh okay...

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Yeah I don't know if I'm ready
for all that.

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I wish there was just some way
to take the edge off...

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Edge, you are officially off!

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Eric, I have the most incredible news.

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I have kissed Jacqueline Burkhart!

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Yeah Fez.
I have some incredible news too...

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So has everyone else!

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I think it makes total sense
that Fez ended up with Jackie.

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She started out with me,
the Ferrari...

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And then she went to Hyde,
the Mustang...

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And now she's with Fez,
who's like a...

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donkey pulling a cart full of brightly
colored Mexican blankets!

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Oh hey Kelso, I almost forgot...

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I got you something from Africa
for your daughter.

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Check it out.
A genuine... plastic rhino-horn.

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Awesome!
Look guys, I'm a rhino!

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Guys, I think it's time we honor all
the braincells that survived the seventies.

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Despite our best efforts
some of those bastards pulled through.

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Tonight, they're going down...

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Die braincells, die!
And you're next liver...

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Hey... did you guys hear about
that car that runs on water?

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It's got a fiberglass aircooled engine
and it runs on water, man!

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It's like we never run out of things
to talk about down here...

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I knew you burnouts were down here.

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You guys, it's almost midnight.
Mrs. Forman is pouring the champagne.

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Hey guys, last one up the stairs...

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has to call Red a dumb ass!

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Oh man...

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Hello It's Me (1972) by Todd Rundgren

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Transcript by Jill Penders / twiztv.com

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Till

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Boy we're good!

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We're really good!