October Guard 1 to base.
I'm recieving a sonar beacon from beneath the ice.
Probable submarine.
Comrades! I've been struck!
Damage critical. I'm ejecting.
She's a lovely specimen, Lord Chumley,
but, there's a frightful international row brewing over it.
Ahhh. These things blow over... Remember the Boer War?
Painfully, sir.
Oh, yes, well. Everybody else has forgotten it
I'd go with one shot, hey what?
Just one more trophy and my collection will be complete.
A space shuttle, sir?
No sport there.
An aircraft carrier, perhaps?
I had one in the Big War.
No, Dinsmoore, I want the ultimate trophy:
The head of the Autobot Optimus Prime.
Oh dear.
Dinsmoore, may I have some tea?
Very insightful of Optimus Prime,
to send me on this supply run.
And to show humans that Autobots not only have strength but refinement as well.
Not to mention humility.
Bumblebee, I fear some of us have much to be humble about.
Well I suppose we'll be mobbed by my adoring public.
Yeah, they can hardly resist you, Tracks.
Tension between the US and Soviet Union
reached its highest point today, since the Cuban missile crisis.
The Soviets accused the U.S. of using a submarine to,
steal a top secret Russian jet fighter.
While the US denies the charge,
both nations have placed their armed forces on full alert.
Decepticons!
Blitzwing and Astrotrain!
So much for my new wax job!
I must need an overhaul. I can't catch them!
A dead end!
Very dead.
Please do not force me to resort to violence.
What? Holograms.
I hope that truck is a hologram. I suspect we've been lured into a...
Get... help!
Trapped neat and clean, Lord Chumley!
Your holographic projection rifle is working as well as ever!
Jolly good show! Haha!
So you see, my dear, if Donna is having an affair with Gordon,
Jack doesn't know that Sheryl hid the real will.
News Announcer: We interrupt 'As the Kitchen Sinks' for this special news bulletin.
Jazz, Blaster, Beachcomber and Grapple in unison: Awwwwwwwww...
An emergency session of the UN Security Council,
has been convened, to discuss the increasing
tensions between the U.S. and the Soviet Union,
over the capture of a Russian jet
Just when it was getting good!
Is that the latest news report?
You think the Decepticons are behind this, Optimus?
I don't know why, Jazz, but I doubt it.
Stay tuned to this station for further details as they become available.
And Track and Bumblebee haven't reported in.
Knowing Tracks, he's hanging out in some bodyshop or car wash.
Or up to his hubcaps in trouble!
Whatever the case,
we must find them. Autobots, Transform!
I've seen every car wash, showerhead and garden hose in this city,
but no signs of Tracks and Bumblebee.
Hey, where did that come from?
Hey there, don't get pushy!
Hahahah! I say. This is ripping!
Perhaps we should make a day of it, sir...
I-I'm bushed.
Dinsmoore... where is your spirit?
Our hunt has just begun!
Autobots, scour the city!
The others are here somewhere.
And be careful.
Hey, don't be greedy, I'm not giving you one penny more than...
Hey, let go of me!
Marvelous! Snared like a Javanese tiger!
Hey! You up there! I'm looking for some friends of mine!
Well by jove, you shall see your friends sooner than you think.
Hey, who designed this rat trap?
How perceptive!
Fantastic, Lord Chumley!
Your tribal instincts theory has proven true!
Comes from years of studying the the Kibularu tribe of Lower Sontanga.
Or was it the Sontanga tribe in Lower Kibularu? Hm...
Prime, this is Balster blastin' at you from billboard row.
Nothing funny going on here, but stay tuned.
Hey!
Hands off! Don't touch that dial!
A little traveling music, Dinsmoore?
Inferno to the rescue!
Lie down, kid, until I get there!
Didn't you hear me? What the...?
Prime, this is Inferno! I've been suckered into...
- Amazing! - Whats that, sir?
I don't believe I've ever seen a species so unafraid of fire!
Autobots, this is Prime.
Abrupt change in plans.
Return to headquarters immediately.
Uh oh!
Drat. Dash. Double drat!
Attention, Autobots!
Return to headquarters at once.
This is Huffer. Message recieved. With pleasure!
No cooperation. No cooperation at all.
Our fellow Autobots are missing,
and we don't have a clue as to where they are.
I say we go out and - BANG - nail some Decepticon hide!
We have no proof that the Decepticons are behind this.
Alert. Cosmos is broadcasting on the emergency frequency.
Optimus, I spotteded something most disturbing!
Relaying video pickup to headquarters!
He'll be fine as long as he keeps his motor hopping,
but Grapple's aleady beginning to fade.
What kind of monster would build such devices,
and for what purpose?
Cosmos! Send Teletraan 1 your exact coordinates!
Right away, Prime!
Greetings, Optimus Prime!
Forgive the interruption but,
but you see, your friends can't wait for your arrival.
Who are you and what do you want?
Chumley is the name, and hunting's my game.
I'm offering you a sporting chance to rescue your companions.
Torture isn't sport, but I accept your challenge.
Good show, Mr. Prime.
Directions will be forthcoming. I can't wait to begin.
Fine, then let's begin now.
He does have a temper, doesn't he, Dinsmoore?
Let's get in there and - WHAMM! BANG! - kick some tail!
No, Warpath.
I'm going in there myself.
If he wants a one to one battle, he's gonna get it!
Whoever he is, he's brilliant for a flesh creature.
Especially since he has done more in two days,
than you have in two years!
My patience for you wears thin, Starscream!
- Triple Changers! - Yes, Megatron.
Awaiting your orders.
To you I entrust the ultimate mission!
You will make contact with this fearless hunter.
With his help, we shall finish off the Autobots once and for all!
What's the matter, Megatron? Afraid to do it yourself?
Ah hah. Here comes the robot now. Dressed as a semi-truck.
How very punctual!
Autobots, this is Prime.
I've arrived in the target area.
Good day, Optimus Prime!
I trust you're feeling hale and hearty?
Why don't you come out where I can see you?
I made that mistake with a rhino in the veldt one time.
Remember that, Dinsmoore?
Where are the Autobots?
I had them hidden somewhere in this well researched mockup of Cybertron.
Your task is to find them before something rather... unpleasant happens.
You better hope I find them before I find you.
Beautiful creature, isn't it, Prime?
The object of years of patient stalking,
to the uncharted interior of Borneo.
Bravo, bravo! Magnificent creature, isn't it?
Oh, absolutely, sir.
Its too bad he fell into the drink.
I'm referring to Optimus Prime.
Well, enough of this sport.
I think it's high time we bagged our game, Dinsmoore.
Release the net.
So, you think a simple net is all you need to bag me?
You'll have to do better than that, Lord Chumley!
You hear me, Chumley?
No!
Unless you can do... better than that...
You're finished, Chumley!
Smashing! Simply smashing!
I salute you, Optimus Prime! You are a magnificent beast.
Look! Optimus Prime!
Let's stomp him!
No! We'll take him be surprise!
Clumsy fool.
Go on. Save her.
Save her!
I say, thats not quite cricket, is it, sir?
Alls fair in love and big game hunting.
Not today, Chumley. Not today.
Drat! Outsmarted by a lorry! I am disgraced!
Why didn't Optimus Prime save her?
Unless...
- Stop your crying! - Blitzwing, no! Its...
Astrotrain, help me!
Where did he come from? That blasted fool!
You blasted fool!
Hang on!
Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies.
Bah! Impenetrable! Blitzwing, how do you get into these messes?
I have to go to the castle to free you!
Decepticons! Trust, them to spoil the hunt.
Yes, sir. Just like the Humane Society, in a way.
I say, Prime.
I shall take great pride in having you for a trophy!
Chumley, you're one royal pain in the diode.
Well, get on with it!
En garde, Optimus Prime!
A perfect shot!
No! He was mine! Mine!
Greetings from the Decepticons!
We'd like to help you rid the world of Autobots!
Certainly...
Bad show, you cursed scrapheap.
You've cheated me the savor of victory.
Maybe you could make a nice coffee table out of him, sir.
Bah, he's worthless now.
I've diffused your energy weapons.
Foolish human. We came to help!
I would sooner have the help of an aardvark!
You two blundering oafs robbed me of the head of Optimus Prime!
You have not heard the end of this.
We've done nothing to you.
Release us from these bonds!
- The bargain... - We struck no bargain!
No good changing the rules now.
You must pay the price of failure, old sport.
I gotta send Prime a message!
Don't exhaust your energy!
What have I got to save it for?
Bumblebee, to Optimus Prime. Come in please!
Come in, Optimus, You gotta!
- Bumblebee? - Yes, Prime!
We can't hold out much longer!
Give... give me a homing signal.
The question is how precisely I should dispose of you.
May I suggest molten lava, sir?
What? Incredible!
He's still advancing!
Good Show! I'll still win my trophy!
Caught in my web, Optimus Prime!
You have made my life complete!
We'll see whos caught!
What a shame!
Don't you know its dangerous to play with poison, Mrs. Black Widow?
If that was your best shot, Chumley,
You're in deep trouble!
It was my best shot.
But not my last!
This will make a frightful ruin of your trophy, Lord Chumley.
Perhaps, but as the latest in modern sculpture, it will be smashing.
Impossible!
Neither impossible Nor impassable!
I say, old chaps. If I free you,
will you fight Optimus Prime?
Trust us!
There he is, lads! Ha ha! Give him a good thrashing!
See how you like being hunted!
But—you said—
Never trust Decepticons, flesh creature!
Look out! The Autobots are free!
And we have no weapons!
No point in chasing after them.
Here is the trophy I want.
Comrade Colonel! Comrade Colonel!
Global tensions declined sharply today,
when sources revealed that the lost Soviet jet was stolen by a big game hunter.
World leaders have praised Autobot leader Optimus Prime,
from returning Earth from the brink of war.