1 00:00:49,865 --> 00:00:51,626 Where's that guy going in such a hurry? 2 00:00:51,682 --> 00:00:54,767 To his own funeral if he doesn't drive more safely! 3 00:01:06,729 --> 00:01:08,028 Step on it, Hoist! 4 00:01:08,063 --> 00:01:10,279 What happened to driving safely? 5 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:24,857 Hey, kids! 6 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:27,316 You're ruining our shot! 7 00:01:27,351 --> 00:01:28,452 We're ruining what? 8 00:01:28,487 --> 00:01:31,643 We're shooting a stunt sequence for a new motion picture! 9 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:33,439 This... was all planned? 10 00:01:33,474 --> 00:01:35,309 All... but that! 11 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:43,553 Somethings wrong. This isn't in the script! 12 00:01:50,594 --> 00:01:52,644 Too far down! We can't reach 'em! 13 00:01:53,161 --> 00:01:54,465 How about our helicopter? 14 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:57,676 It'd take twenty minutes to get here! We don't have that much time! 15 00:01:57,911 --> 00:02:00,089 There must be something you can do, Hoist. 16 00:02:00,185 --> 00:02:02,487 You bet your carbon chips, there is! 17 00:02:34,447 --> 00:02:37,092 What a stunt! What a robot! 18 00:02:37,127 --> 00:02:38,626 What did you say, your name was? 19 00:02:38,661 --> 00:02:40,612 They call me Hoist. 20 00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:43,251 What a name! Good job, Hoist! 21 00:02:43,286 --> 00:02:47,799 Carly, look! Harold Edsel and Karen Fishhook! Real movie stars! 22 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,609 Wow, Spike! This is so exciting! 23 00:02:50,650 --> 00:02:52,990 You know, Hoist, I think we can use you. 24 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:56,346 How'd you like a job as a... well, what should we call it, uh... 25 00:02:56,581 --> 00:02:57,912 vehicle robot? 26 00:02:58,446 --> 00:03:00,484 Uhh Hoist can't... but I will. 27 00:03:00,503 --> 00:03:01,976 But you're not a vehicle robot! 28 00:03:02,073 --> 00:03:04,325 Well, I'll fake it! I'll fake it! 29 00:03:04,582 --> 00:03:07,896 Just a moment. I accept your job offer. 30 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:09,211 You will? 31 00:03:12,243 --> 00:03:13,519 Hey, don't feel bad, kid. 32 00:03:13,554 --> 00:03:17,000 Here, a couple of free passes to our studio for you and your girlfriend. 33 00:03:19,170 --> 00:03:21,810 Mayday! Mayday! 34 00:03:25,130 --> 00:03:27,641 Mayday! Mayday! 35 00:03:29,473 --> 00:03:32,660 Can't Dirge carry out a simple mission? 36 00:03:32,768 --> 00:03:35,735 I think the answer is obvious. 37 00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:40,248 Can't stay up any longer. I'm going to crash! 38 00:03:48,632 --> 00:03:50,129 Dirge! Report! 39 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:54,017 Can't move or transform. 40 00:03:54,417 --> 00:03:57,391 I should have you disassembled for this! 41 00:03:58,421 --> 00:04:01,151 - Me? But but I— - Silence! 42 00:04:01,653 --> 00:04:04,946 Its imperative that the cargo remains secret! 43 00:04:04,981 --> 00:04:09,295 Dirge! Shut down the rest of your systems and remain still! 44 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:12,516 Astrotrain, Ramjet, Thrust! Get in here! 45 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:19,473 You are to rescue Dirge and his cargo. Go! 46 00:04:45,305 --> 00:04:47,631 Ready for my big scene, Mr. Director. 47 00:04:47,873 --> 00:04:49,807 Huh? Oh, yeah, the robot. Er... 48 00:04:49,842 --> 00:04:52,046 okay, Moist, er... pick up a donut from the 49 00:04:52,071 --> 00:04:54,404 catering truck and relax until I call for ya. 50 00:04:54,439 --> 00:04:55,595 Donut? 51 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,615 Are we ready to do this, boys? 52 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:07,700 How was that for an entrance? 53 00:05:08,025 --> 00:05:10,904 - Tracks! - Whats he doing here? 54 00:05:15,144 --> 00:05:18,811 A bangup job at sharp shooting, eh, Hoist? YEAH! 55 00:05:20,676 --> 00:05:23,874 Ohh... everyone wants to get into the act. 56 00:05:29,089 --> 00:05:31,278 The star has arrived! 57 00:05:34,883 --> 00:05:37,585 You don't want a star that can't get off the ground! 58 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:41,015 I'll show you some real Oscar winning material! 59 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:44,356 Oh, no. The Autobots have gone movie-mad. 60 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:47,234 And the director's gonna be just plain mad! 61 00:05:49,775 --> 00:05:52,133 What an Auto-ham! 62 00:06:03,045 --> 00:06:04,434 Sorry about that. 63 00:06:04,722 --> 00:06:08,581 Well, my career was enjoyable while it lasted. 64 00:06:08,656 --> 00:06:10,550 All ten seconds of it. 65 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:12,091 Hold it, Hold it, Hold it! 66 00:06:12,390 --> 00:06:15,400 - This picture is supposed to be an action picture, right? - Tracks! 67 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,291 So we need a plenty of action. 68 00:06:17,326 --> 00:06:19,857 We'll work it into the picture! You're all hired! 69 00:06:19,934 --> 00:06:22,873 You boys start today as my new stunt vehicles! 70 00:06:23,172 --> 00:06:25,989 Hey, boys, we're gonna be movie stars! 71 00:06:32,624 --> 00:06:33,574 Cut! 72 00:06:36,165 --> 00:06:39,130 Okay, Harold, take your position. 73 00:06:39,631 --> 00:06:40,669 Action! 74 00:06:43,412 --> 00:06:45,654 Oh, you brave, brave man! 75 00:06:47,092 --> 00:06:49,335 I think I'll kiss you again! 76 00:06:52,984 --> 00:06:55,241 Cut! Okay, Harold! 77 00:06:58,063 --> 00:06:59,115 Action! 78 00:07:00,895 --> 00:07:05,163 You stopped the crooks! Oh, I could just kiss you! 79 00:07:05,198 --> 00:07:06,425 Cut! 80 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:11,170 Okay, Harold, take your position. 81 00:07:12,844 --> 00:07:14,026 Action! 82 00:07:16,558 --> 00:07:21,341 You fool! You did this for me! You deserve a kiss! 83 00:07:21,476 --> 00:07:24,229 Oh, he gets kissed. What do I get? 84 00:07:27,057 --> 00:07:31,228 What is that doing in there? I didn't call for a plane in my swamp! 85 00:07:31,321 --> 00:07:32,970 Get the producer down here right away! 86 00:07:35,307 --> 00:07:38,295 Uh... Listen, Hoist, this crashing business isn't 87 00:07:38,330 --> 00:07:40,755 exactly the kind of acting I had in mind. 88 00:07:40,756 --> 00:07:44,102 Yeah, my joints sound like they haven't been lubed in a year! 89 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:48,032 Oh, and I got this terrible pain in my neck! 90 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:51,970 That's nothing. Look at these scratches in my hood! 91 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:54,133 What do you want me to do about it? 92 00:07:54,589 --> 00:07:56,363 You know the director. Talk to him, 93 00:07:56,398 --> 00:07:58,632 and tell him we wanna do some real acting! 94 00:07:58,665 --> 00:08:00,532 I'll see what I can do. 95 00:08:03,211 --> 00:08:04,297 I got it! 96 00:08:04,332 --> 00:08:08,072 We'll work the jet plane into the picture by building a bridge around it! 97 00:08:08,107 --> 00:08:09,643 Yes sir! Right away, sir! 98 00:08:12,301 --> 00:08:14,663 Uhh... Excuse me. 99 00:08:14,698 --> 00:08:16,211 Oh, Moist. 100 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:19,265 Look, we won't need you for a bit. Go have a bagel and coffee, we'll call ya. 101 00:08:19,275 --> 00:08:22,563 - Bagel? - Alright. Thats it! 102 00:08:22,598 --> 00:08:23,938 Yeah, we quit! 103 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:28,609 Right! Tell them to find some Decepticons to beat up! Yeah! 104 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:29,613 But... 105 00:08:33,437 --> 00:08:37,091 Perfect! We'll shoot this sequence tomorrow. Thats a wrap, boys! 106 00:08:37,237 --> 00:08:39,059 I like what we did today, 107 00:08:39,215 --> 00:08:42,616 but I can't help thinking we still need something extra. 108 00:09:14,358 --> 00:09:17,771 I don't know what's going on, but it could be just what we need! 109 00:09:17,806 --> 00:09:18,986 Roll Camera! 110 00:09:25,509 --> 00:09:27,085 Flesh Creatures! 111 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,809 Quick! Destroy their weapon! 112 00:09:41,629 --> 00:09:45,520 This can be the ultimate weapon for defeating the Autobots. 113 00:09:45,555 --> 00:09:47,643 But what does it do, Megatron? 114 00:09:48,558 --> 00:09:51,742 Our clever leader doesn't know what it does! 115 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,613 Insolent pile of scrap iron! 116 00:09:56,696 --> 00:10:02,598 It has been kept locked up on Cybertron in Wheeljack's workshop all this time. 117 00:10:02,965 --> 00:10:05,161 It must be deadly! 118 00:10:05,292 --> 00:10:08,197 Ramjet, Thrust! Give me a demonstration! 119 00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:12,560 Stand back. I'm going to switch on the main circuit. 120 00:10:15,784 --> 00:10:18,785 Some ultimate weapon, Megatron! 121 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:23,421 Because of your bungling, it was left to soak in that swamp! 122 00:10:26,631 --> 00:10:29,317 It could take months to dry out and repair! 123 00:10:29,436 --> 00:10:32,353 - Have you told Megatron? - Not now, Astrotrain. 124 00:10:32,391 --> 00:10:33,671 Told me what? 125 00:10:33,706 --> 00:10:36,137 While taking the device from the swamp, 126 00:10:36,138 --> 00:10:38,740 we were filmed by a motion picture crew. 127 00:10:38,842 --> 00:10:43,075 If the Autobots see that film, this weapon will be worthless! 128 00:10:43,137 --> 00:10:46,194 Yes. Prime will surely order Wheeljack, 129 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,606 to create a device to coutner this one. 130 00:10:48,650 --> 00:10:53,441 We must get that roll of film before anyone sees it! Now! 131 00:11:06,618 --> 00:11:10,295 Tremendous! Astounding! Oh this is too good to waste! 132 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:11,876 We have to work it into the picture! 133 00:11:11,911 --> 00:11:15,442 But how do robots fit into my action movie? 134 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:19,292 Well they don't fit in the old script, but the new script! 135 00:11:19,327 --> 00:11:20,774 New script? 136 00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:23,735 Why yes, a great science fiction epic. 137 00:11:23,788 --> 00:11:26,997 We'll call it "Attack of the Alien Robots". 138 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:30,888 Get those stunt robots back here! I don't care what you have to offer them! 139 00:11:31,189 --> 00:11:32,218 Yes sir! 140 00:11:32,507 --> 00:11:34,510 Oh no! 141 00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:37,016 There. 142 00:11:39,923 --> 00:11:42,262 Now this is more like it! 143 00:11:42,297 --> 00:11:44,401 Movie stars, at last! 144 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:47,516 Okay, boys, here are your costumes! 145 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:54,523 Precisely, what sort of character am I supposed to be? 146 00:11:54,621 --> 00:11:58,637 Why, you're all evil alien robots chasing after the girl! 147 00:11:58,915 --> 00:12:02,049 All right, everybody! Roll camera and action! 148 00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:08,850 Help! The evil alien robots are after me! 149 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:16,180 Never fear! I'll blast those bad guys into the next universe! 150 00:12:16,374 --> 00:12:18,321 Fall down! Fall down! 151 00:12:18,359 --> 00:12:20,724 But his weapon didn't fire! 152 00:12:20,859 --> 00:12:24,459 This is a movie! We'll draw the laser rays on the film later. 153 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,228 You know, special effects. 154 00:12:26,507 --> 00:12:28,314 I don't believe this! 155 00:12:31,841 --> 00:12:36,986 These monsters from space are no match for Dash Jordan! 156 00:12:37,026 --> 00:12:39,090 Monsters from space? 157 00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:43,228 This bit is the pits! I'd rather do the stunt crashes. 158 00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:46,943 - What happened here? - What are you looking for? 159 00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:50,135 I'm missing several scenes from the picture. 160 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,251 Someone broke in here and stole them! 161 00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:54,999 Spike Witwicky: Who would want to steal scenes from this picture? 162 00:12:55,046 --> 00:12:58,936 Hey, how come this film is black and white? I thought it was going to be in color. 163 00:12:58,999 --> 00:13:01,850 That's just a copy. Called the "work print". 164 00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:06,142 That way we can keep changing it around without scratching the original negative. 165 00:13:06,148 --> 00:13:08,171 Then you can make other copies! 166 00:13:08,297 --> 00:13:10,974 Why, you're right. The negative is still in the vault. 167 00:13:11,009 --> 00:13:12,614 I'll have the scenes reprinted. 168 00:13:12,634 --> 00:13:15,101 Then maybe we'll find out why someone took them. 169 00:13:18,635 --> 00:13:20,855 Well, Starscream, 170 00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:25,769 are you sure you got all of the film with the Decepticons in it? 171 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:29,732 Of course. I personally oversaw the operation. 172 00:13:29,856 --> 00:13:33,922 The negative is still missing. 173 00:13:33,957 --> 00:13:35,267 How was I to know? 174 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,810 I did what you told me, I followed your orders! 175 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:39,821 I warned you, Starscream! 176 00:13:39,976 --> 00:13:45,203 Wait! Why not just level the studio, destroying all the prints? 177 00:13:45,265 --> 00:13:48,596 I've had enough of you and your ideas! 178 00:13:48,672 --> 00:13:51,350 Megatron! Don't! Don't! 179 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,917 I'm too valuable to disable... 180 00:13:55,986 --> 00:13:58,275 Now get those Autobots out of the way. 181 00:13:58,310 --> 00:13:59,814 And get that negative! 182 00:13:59,898 --> 00:14:02,729 And I want it now! 183 00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:08,433 In this scene, the evil alien robots are being attacked by the hero, 184 00:14:08,568 --> 00:14:11,682 who's following in his ship, which we'll film later. 185 00:14:11,722 --> 00:14:14,410 Now, here's where you get your chance to do some acting, boys. 186 00:14:14,445 --> 00:14:17,344 You'll see some small explosions going off. 187 00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:21,244 They're nothing to worry about, but you have to react to them as they were real. 188 00:14:23,317 --> 00:14:27,000 All right, places everybody! And roll, camera! 189 00:14:27,031 --> 00:14:29,072 I feel like a fool! Do you wanna quit? 190 00:14:29,098 --> 00:14:31,046 No, but I still feel like a fool! 191 00:14:31,081 --> 00:14:32,021 Action! 192 00:14:39,761 --> 00:14:44,580 Oh no! It is Dash Jordan right on our tail! 193 00:14:44,682 --> 00:14:49,333 He is... no match for the alien robots... 194 00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:53,332 I-I mean, the evil alien robots! 195 00:14:53,577 --> 00:14:56,189 Alright, side explosions... now! 196 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:03,578 Set off the front explosion! 197 00:15:34,013 --> 00:15:36,115 My fender is warped. 198 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:41,253 Ah, shut up about your fender! My whole chassis is smashed! 199 00:15:41,402 --> 00:15:45,640 Sunstreaker, give me your hand! I can't move! 200 00:15:46,018 --> 00:15:48,330 I thought movies were make believe! 201 00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:50,438 This is getting pretty dangerous! 202 00:15:51,177 --> 00:15:54,094 Get me the names of everyone responsible for this accident! 203 00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:55,396 This was no accident! 204 00:15:55,406 --> 00:15:58,923 Well, somebody is deliberately trying to shut down production! 205 00:15:59,129 --> 00:16:00,477 I want to know who it is! 206 00:16:00,512 --> 00:16:04,616 Hey, take it easy. It isn't worth getting this upset, is it? 207 00:16:04,651 --> 00:16:06,613 Well, maybe you're right. 208 00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:09,389 And we can use the explosion in the film! 209 00:16:10,696 --> 00:16:13,586 The lab just delivered this new print of the stolen footage. 210 00:16:13,621 --> 00:16:16,126 Maybe now we'll get a clue to what this is all about! 211 00:16:17,842 --> 00:16:20,485 Unreal! Those are Decepticons! 212 00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:22,298 Brilliant deduction, Sherlock. 213 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,761 Now tell me what they're doing in a movie studio. 214 00:16:24,805 --> 00:16:28,393 But look! Thats gotta be some kind of super secret device! 215 00:16:28,428 --> 00:16:30,517 I'd better tell somebody before— 216 00:16:31,515 --> 00:16:33,601 Soundwave! Duck! 217 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:44,180 The film! 218 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:48,919 Hey, wait for me! 219 00:16:52,859 --> 00:16:54,201 What are we doing in here? 220 00:16:54,436 --> 00:16:58,084 We've got to find that negative before the Decepticons do! 221 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:11,252 I believe you have something that belongs to me. 222 00:17:11,492 --> 00:17:13,834 Here, take it! Just don't hurt us! 223 00:17:24,819 --> 00:17:28,056 I don't get it! Why did you give Megatron the negative? 224 00:17:28,537 --> 00:17:31,996 That was an empty film can. I took it from the vault, just in case! 225 00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:35,650 Surrender the negative. 226 00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:48,129 Where are we? 227 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:52,766 On the back lot. Some sort of a jungle set. 228 00:17:53,644 --> 00:17:56,560 Wow! Do you think this thing is real? 229 00:17:57,675 --> 00:17:59,406 Real enough to slow us down! 230 00:18:09,292 --> 00:18:10,489 Hey, look at this! 231 00:18:11,539 --> 00:18:15,279 Some sort of control box. Wonder what it controls? 232 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:28,362 Hey, its those dopey Dinobots! 233 00:18:31,296 --> 00:18:33,729 You mutant mechanoid! 234 00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:37,925 If you don't watch it, you'll join Starscream on the scrap heap! 235 00:18:39,212 --> 00:18:40,773 Sorry, M-megatron! 236 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:51,080 Run! The Decepticons are coming! 237 00:18:51,245 --> 00:18:53,055 Didn't you hear me? Um... 238 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,931 - Nothings real around here! - There! 239 00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:07,840 Its not even a real motor! 240 00:19:07,841 --> 00:19:10,522 This make believe world is going to be the end of us! 241 00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:15,750 - Now what are we going to do? - I've got an idea! 242 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,074 They are there! 243 00:19:21,109 --> 00:19:23,069 I'll get them, Megatron! 244 00:19:30,785 --> 00:19:32,038 Dummies! 245 00:19:34,536 --> 00:19:36,812 - and we just barely got away. 246 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,762 This is the film we're looking for. 247 00:19:39,147 --> 00:19:43,449 Hold on to it and follow me. Now do exactly as I tell you. 248 00:19:49,428 --> 00:19:51,486 They're in there, Megatron. 249 00:19:51,563 --> 00:19:55,571 Surround the building! They must not escape this time! 250 00:20:03,654 --> 00:20:06,965 Is this what you're looking for, Megatron? 251 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:14,076 You and the rest of the Decepticons get out! 252 00:20:14,311 --> 00:20:21,093 Or I'll drop them, and your precious film, into this pit of flesh-eating lava! 253 00:20:21,161 --> 00:20:24,323 An Autobot would never hurt a human! 254 00:20:24,358 --> 00:20:26,073 You're bluffing! 255 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,368 Am I? 256 00:20:33,881 --> 00:20:37,072 Maybe you'd like to follow them, Megatron? 257 00:20:43,322 --> 00:20:45,522 The negative has been destroyed! 258 00:20:45,741 --> 00:20:48,563 Decepticons, back to headquarters! 259 00:20:58,075 --> 00:21:01,372 Boy, you sure scared the heck out of us for a minute! 260 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,546 Theres no such thing as flesh eating lava. 261 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,363 This is the movies! 262 00:21:10,076 --> 00:21:13,223 Amazing what you can do with a tank of muddy water, 263 00:21:13,258 --> 00:21:16,550 some air hoses and a little smoke machine, isn't it? 264 00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:24,194 That's what Megatron wanted? Oh, brother! 265 00:21:24,229 --> 00:21:25,827 That thing never did work! 266 00:21:25,990 --> 00:21:29,482 I mean, if it had, I'd have taken it with us when we left Cybertron! 267 00:21:29,775 --> 00:21:30,819 Well, Moist— 268 00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:34,091 Excuse me, but the name is Hoist. 269 00:21:34,171 --> 00:21:37,337 Whatever. That was a fine piece of acting you did back there. 270 00:21:37,676 --> 00:21:41,778 I'd like to, work you in as the leading man in my next film. 271 00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:45,070 Well I- thanks, but no thanks. 272 00:21:45,309 --> 00:21:47,537 My duty, as an Autobot, comes first 273 00:21:47,628 --> 00:21:50,611 no matter how unglamorous a role it may seem. 274 00:21:50,689 --> 00:21:53,173 Yeah, you tell em, Hoist! YEAH! 275 00:21:54,142 --> 00:21:55,794 Thats our tow truck! 276 00:21:56,177 --> 00:21:59,079 We are with you! We are with you!