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Dr. Kinbott tells me
I should get out more.

2
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Says I need to open my mind
to new people and experiences.

3
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Who am I to argue
with her professional clichés?

4
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While I do the autopsy,

5
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you find the files of the monster's
other victims and make copies.

6
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Don't pout.

7
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Your scalpel skills are questionable.

8
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Do you remember my 13th birthday,
when Uncle Fester gave me that cadaver?

9
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You sliced right through
that man's carotid.

10
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No.

11
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No.

12
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Magnificent hematoma.

13
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There you are.

14
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Thursday, 7:23 p.m.
The body is that of a 50-year-old male.

15
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Lacerations and defensive wounds
appear on both hands.

16
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What remains of the chest
and torso indicates a frenzied attack.

17
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Subject has been
almost entirely disemboweled.

18
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This is curious.

19
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Subject's left foot is missing.

20
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It appears to have been
chewed off at the ankle.

21
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Have you seen a left foot anywhere?

22
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Calm down. Who's coming?

23
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Appreciate you coming back
to the office, Doc.

24
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No problem, Sheriff.

25
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Whatever I can do to help.

26
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Whatever or whoever
is responsible for these killings…

27
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In all my years,
I've never seen injuries like them.

28
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I thought you should see this

29
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before I issued my report
on the latest victim.

30
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It's a real noodle-scratcher.

31
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The killer cut off two toes
from the victim's left foot.

32
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Best guess, they used a surgical saw.

33
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The final autopsy report's still pending.

34
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Minute you're done,
send it straight to my desk.

35
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Media blackout on the toes.

36
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Sure thing, Sheriff.

37
00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,435
Been a busy couple of weeks, huh?

38
00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:08,605
At least I'm going out in style.
Friday's my last day.

39
00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,191
Happy retirement, Doc.

40
00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,860
Gonna surprise Mrs. Anwar
with a four-week cruise.

41
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Excited to trade rib shears for Mai Tais.

42
00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,453
See yourself out. I'll lock up.

43
00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,476
I don't remember this one coming in.

44
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Full rigor. You've been dead a while.

45
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Guess you won't mind waiting
another day for me to cut you open.

46
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Five more minutes.

47
00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,461
I was just getting comfortable.

48
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When I suggested giving
your side of the room a makeover,

49
00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:41,155
I did not have
Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind.

50
00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,826
Still not as creepy
as your stuffed unicorn collection.

51
00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:47,078
Is this why you snuck out last night?

52
00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:49,289
Thing and I made
an unsanctioned trip to the morgue

53
00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,082
to copy the files
of the monster's victims.

54
00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:55,461
Okay, there are so many levels
of ew in that statement,

55
00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:58,298
- I don't know where to begin.
- I need to get inside its head.

56
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Discover any patterns or anomalies.
I've already made a big discovery.

57
00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:07,390
Turns out all of the monster's victims
have had body parts surgically removed.

58
00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:10,935
The first one a kidney,
the second a finger…

59
00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,730
- Wednesday, I don't feel…
- Third a gall bladder.

60
00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,607
And the bearded man
from the meeting house, two toes.

61
00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:19,736
Do you understand what this means?
These murders aren't mindless.

62
00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:23,781
He's collecting trophies like a seasoned
serial killer. It's impressive, actually.

63
00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,164
Fetch the smelling salts.

64
00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:32,832
Again.

65
00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:40,298
While most plants reward
their pollinators with sweet nectar,

66
00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:44,344
many carnivorous varieties
turn to sexual trickery

67
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or deception.

68
00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,685
I tweaked my back fencing.

69
00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:57,106
The orchid produces
a pheromone that mimics a female insect,

70
00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:59,275
luring the males in.

71
00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,320
Now, once the plant is pollinated,

72
00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:04,864
what do the male insects get in exchange?

73
00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:08,076
Nada. Just like
all the guys at the Rave'N.

74
00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,996
Okay, okay. I know you're all
excited about Saturday,

75
00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,290
which is why I haven't
assigned any homework.

76
00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,375
Yes!

77
00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:18,711
But I do still need volunteers
for the decorating committee.

78
00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,172
Anyone interested,
come and see me up here.

79
00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:23,174
You're not gonna volunteer?

80
00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:26,594
Aren't you pumped about disco balls
and spiked punch?

81
00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:29,138
There's even a DJ. MC Blood Suckaz.

82
00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,807
I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.

83
00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:34,685
I'll probably do that anyway.

84
00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:37,563
Or you could invite someone
and have a little fun.

85
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We need to do this.

86
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Xavier didn't get
those scratches from fencing.

87
00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:05,007
He's hiding something.

88
00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:31,868
I suppose every artist needs a muse.

89
00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:40,334
Xavier, you just became
that much more interesting.

90
00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:53,597
Wednesday.

91
00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,475
Xavier.

92
00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:56,642
Hello.

93
00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,353
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

94
00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:02,023
I just saw you come out this way.

95
00:08:02,523 --> 00:08:03,774
What is this place?

96
00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:06,944
It's kind of my private art studio.

97
00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,281
I cleared it out, fixed it up,
so Weems let me use it.

98
00:08:10,364 --> 00:08:13,159
How very entrepreneurial.
I would love to see inside.

99
00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:15,286
Why don't you give me a tour?

100
00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,623
Not right now. It's a total mess.

101
00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:21,000
I shadowed a crime scene photographer
last summer.

102
00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:22,543
I'm not easily fazed.

103
00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,796
Maybe another time.
Why were you looking for me?

104
00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:29,926
I wanted to go over Ms. Thornhill's
homework assignment.

105
00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,137
She didn't give us homework.

106
00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:35,138
Remember?

107
00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,850
Why are you really out here?

108
00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,145
Is this about a certain dance

109
00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:44,106
that makes you want to poke needles
into your eyes, perhaps?

110
00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,359
I'm all ears.

111
00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:51,864
Sometimes intentions melt
in the face of unexpected opportunity.

112
00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,617
If this was my chance
to get up close and personal

113
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,369
with a potential serial killer,

114
00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:59,080
how could I refuse?

115
00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:01,791
- Are you really going to make me ask?
- Oh, absolutely.

116
00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:12,301
Would you…

117
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,433
Would…

118
00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:23,437
Would you possibly consider going
to the Rave'N dance with a certain…

119
00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,107
Would…

120
00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:29,944
Would you go to the dance with me?

121
00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:34,782
Yes, Wednesday, I would love
to go to the dance with you.

122
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,451
I thought you'd never ask.

123
00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:39,787
Neither did I.

124
00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:45,293
Oh my God! Wednesday Addams
is going to the Rave'N.

125
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,295
My whole world is tilted!

126
00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,297
- You know what you need?
- A bullet to the head?

127
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,090
- A dress.
- I already have one.

128
00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,010
Not the one you showed up here in!

129
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:57,555
That thing was a fashion emergency
not even lightning could resuscitate.

130
00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:58,889
Thing, back me up here.

131
00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,351
You need something that screams,

132
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,605
"First date. Stand back, bitches!
I have arrived!"

133
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,523
And I know just the place!

134
00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:12,069
What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?

135
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,490
Our first roomie shopping spree!

136
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:19,452
The dance committee's suggesting
all white to match the theme,

137
00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:22,079
but that's not gonna fly with us.

138
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,456
I have more pressing business

139
00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:26,542
than to worry about a dress
for a dance I don't want to attend.

140
00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,045
But I thought we were bonding.

141
00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,298
I feel I'll only slow you down.

142
00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,842
You're a gazelle. I'm a wounded fawn.

143
00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:36,844
Cut me loose and go run with the pack.

144
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:39,889
Are you sure?

145
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:53,027
I'm going to see Galpin. I'm not stop…

146
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,536
Hi, Wednesday.

147
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,374
That dress will certainly turn some heads.

148
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,378
Are you collecting more
exotic trinkets for your office?

149
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,254
Those are souvenirs from my travels.

150
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,423
That's how I step outside of
my comfort zone.

151
00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:18,427
Speaking of which, are you going
to the Rave'N this weekend?

152
00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:21,430
I'm not required to answer
your questions out in the wild, am I?

153
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:25,059
I look forward to talking about it
at our next session.

154
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,278
We both know
that there's a monster out there.

155
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,697
If we're going to stop it,

156
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:41,033
I think it's time we put
our differences aside and work together.

157
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,285
And this is your stake
for me to deal you in?

158
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:53,045
I'm sorry, you gotta do better than that.
You got some nice detail though.

159
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,214
- I didn't draw it.
- I need to know who did.

160
00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:58,008
Unless we're exchanging intel,
I'm not at liberty to say.

161
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,929
Why would I share information
about an ongoing murder investigation

162
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,264
with a high school kid?

163
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,474
Because I go to Nevermore and you don't.

164
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,394
Don't you want eyes and ears
behind those ivy-covered walls?

165
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:12,773
Listen, Velma, why don't you
and the Scooby gang stick to your homework

166
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,608
and leave investigating
to the professionals.

167
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:18,320
- What?
- Mayor Walker's on line two.

168
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,906
- He's looking for an update.
- Hey, Addams.

169
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:24,201
Let me see that sketch again.

170
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,876
The person who drew this,
that your suspect?

171
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,591
When you bring me some concrete evidence,
maybe we'll talk.

172
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,720
Yes, Mayor. Everything's going splendidly.

173
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,599
My spiky little sea urchin.

174
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,602
- That's horrible.
- That's actually her singing.

175
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,110
Is it okay if I talk to Enid?

176
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,365
Don't worry. I can handle him.

177
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:08,578
Thanks.

178
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,208
- I'm…
- Lucas Walker, mayor's son.

179
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,710
Recently split from cheer captain,
Chrissy Smothers.

180
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,505
Cute brunette who needs
to rethink her spray tan.

181
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,631
That's kinda scary.

182
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,926
I have a nose for gossip
and I follow half your grade on TikTok.

183
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,845
Oh yeah, and my roommate
kicked your butt… twice.

184
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,682
- Wednesday Addams is your roommate?
- Sure is.

185
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,560
I know this isn't a random encounter.

186
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,396
So, why are you sitting here,
Lucas Walker?

187
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,482
You must want something.

188
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,776
I've got a friend
who works at Hawte Kewture.

189
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,362
She overheard you're on the hunt
for a date to the Rave'N.

190
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,989
Maybe we can help each other out.

191
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,580
Don't want to ask
what trouble you're in now.

192
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,457
Nothing I can't handle.

193
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:57,044
Your father's in particularly
frustrating form today. Avoid.

194
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,755
Yeah, welcome to my world.

195
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,049
You guys have the Rave'N
this weekend, right?

196
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,593
It was all the buzz
at the Weathervane today.

197
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,596
I must be the only one
not obsessed with this stupid dance.

198
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,849
So, you're not going?

199
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,563
Actually, I was forced to ask someone
as an act of self-preservation.

200
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:19,316
Sure, that happens, I guess.

201
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,400
So, who is it?

202
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,612
Xavier.

203
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:26,781
Got it.

204
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,410
Hope you two have fun.

205
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:32,663
- I'm not sure why you're upset.
- That's kind of the problem.

206
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:36,250
I mean, call me crazy, Wednesday,
but you keep giving me these signals.

207
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,545
It's not my fault I can't interpret
your emotional Morse code.

208
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,463
Then let me spell it out.

209
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,466
I thought we liked each other,

210
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:48,512
but then you pull something like this,
and I have no idea where I stand.

211
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,890
Am I in the "more-than-friend zone"

212
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,100
or just a pawn
in some game you're playing?

213
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,978
I'm just dealing with a lot right now.

214
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,022
I need to prioritize.

215
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,278
Thanks for clearing that up.

216
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:08,741
I guess, give me a call
if I ever move up your to-do list.

217
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,498
Not one word.

218
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:35,017
Enid wouldn't let me
keep this in our dorm.

219
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,853
No worries. Mi colmena es su colmena.

220
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:43,275
I assume this is the creature
that's been rampaging in the woods.

221
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,736
You've heard about it before?

222
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:49,573
Rumors. Mr. Fitts banned me
from bug-hunting until further notice.

223
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,619
Claimed a bear was on the loose,
which I knew was a lie.

224
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,621
Didn't match their hibernation schedules.

225
00:15:56,747 --> 00:16:01,251
Speaking of monsters with sharp claws,
could you give this to your roomie?

226
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,586
Put in a good word for me?

227
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,880
I hear she's still sans date
for the Rave'N.

228
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,090
Eugene.

229
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:10,594
I know the chances of her asking me
are next to zero, but I don't care.

230
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:14,139
I'll keep putting myself out there
until Enid finally… sees me.

231
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:15,975
And if she never does?

232
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,267
She will.

233
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,894
I'm playing the long game.

234
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,355
My moms say people
will appreciate me when I'm older.

235
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,691
They're probably just trying
to make me feel better, but…

236
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,443
Listen, people like me and you,
we're different.

237
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:30,781
We're original thinkers, intrepid outliers
in this vast cesspool of adolescence.

238
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,951
We don't need these inane
rites of passage to validate who we are.

239
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,453
So you're not going to the Rave'N either?

240
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,457
Actually, I am.

241
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,084
With Xavier.

242
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,295
I see.

243
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,213
It's not like I like Xavier.

244
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,133
I just have ulterior motives.

245
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:53,137
Sketches are the closest thing I have
to a lead to try and stop this thing.

246
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,809
That circle…

247
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,269
I think I know where that is.

248
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,352
Show me.

249
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,900
It's definitely a match.

250
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,569
What were you doing out here?

251
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:09,820
Collecting specimens.

252
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:12,781
This place is ground zero
for horny gypsy moths.

253
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,492
You think it's in there?

254
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,827
Only one way to find out.

255
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,712
I'm not a huge fan of enclosed spaces.

256
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,005
I'm claustrophobic.

257
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,008
If you hear me screaming bloody murder,

258
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,427
there's a good chance
I'm just enjoying myself.

259
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,444
This is definitely its lair.

260
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,405
Are those human?

261
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,576
No, I think it's got a taste for venison.

262
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:04,875
Check this out.

263
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,096
Yahtzee.

264
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:22,391
What is that?

265
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,061
Concrete proof.

266
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,366
All right, I won't be long.

267
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:41,036
I just need to find something
to match against the claw's DNA.

268
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,409
What are you doing?

269
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,370
How do you know
what the monster looks like?

270
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,206
Or are these all just self-portraits?

271
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:29,001
What, you think it's me?
I saved your life.

272
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:32,337
So did the monster. Or was that you
the night Rowan was killed?

273
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,923
- You so are out of line now.
- I'm trying to uncover the truth.

274
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,426
And your art seems
to have a recurring motif.

275
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,179
Yeah.

276
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,975
This creature's been haunting
my dreams for weeks.

277
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:49,563
I try to block it out, but I can't.
So I just… come in here and paint it.

278
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:53,525
When I was painting this one,
claws reached out and took a swipe at me.

279
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,235
That's how I got these.

280
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,405
I thought you were able
to control your ability.

281
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,075
- Not when it comes to this.
- Maybe it's your guilty conscience.

282
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,036
I told you I'm not the monster, okay?

283
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,375
You just happened to draw pictures of it,

284
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,294
down to the location of its lair
in the woods?

285
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:14,880
Those are some pretty vivid dreams.

286
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,090
You were in here.

287
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,010
Before, when I caught you outside.

288
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,305
That's the only reason
you asked me to the Rave'N?

289
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,059
To try and cover.

290
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,813
- You are unbelievable.
- It's nothing personal.

291
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,398
No, it never is with you, is it?

292
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:37,486
I mean, do you even care about anyone
or anything at all, Wednesday?

293
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:41,907
Get out!

294
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:58,340
Yeah, I know Inez
is usually three sheets to the wind,

295
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,841
but she keeps calling the mayor

296
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,803
and she's BS-ing that there's
lights on at the old Gates place.

297
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,806
So do a drive-by,
make sure there's no squatters.

298
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,186
That's the claw of the monster

299
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,855
and that's a dried blood sample
from a potential suspect.

300
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,316
He used it to dab scratches on his neck.

301
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,694
Run the DNA test and see if they match.

302
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:20,862
I'm sorry, do I work for you?

303
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,573
You asked for concrete evidence.
That's it.

304
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,450
Where'd you get this?

305
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,660
And who's the suspect?

306
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,205
Run the test first,
then I'll explain everything.

307
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,748
I'm not playing games, Addams.

308
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,000
Neither am I, Sheriff.

309
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:42,467
Bernice, bring me
a DNA authorization form, please.

310
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,478
Why so glum?

311
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,606
Saw Enid at lunch.
Asked if she got my honey.

312
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,942
It's not like I didn't warn you.

313
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:05,407
Since neither you nor I
have a date to the dance…

314
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,117
- We should go together!
- What?

315
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,912
No, I was going to suggest we stake
out the cave and identify the monster.

316
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,167
Whoever it may be.

317
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:26,553
So… I hear you might be
free tomorrow night after all.

318
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,449
Thank you.

319
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,100
Okay, have fun with it!

320
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,311
You look gorgeous!

321
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,896
So gorgeous!

322
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:19,856
Welcome to this year's Rave'N!

323
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,734
Oh, beautiful! What a nice top!

324
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,486
Have a dance for me!

325
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,994
Welcome to the Rave'N.

326
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,684
Well, here's to a night
they'll never forget.

327
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,227
Careful what you wish for.

328
00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:59,729
You were a Nevermore student once.

329
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:03,400
Don't you remember being full of hope
and excitement about the Rave'N?

330
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,778
All I remember is disappointment.

331
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,948
The boy I asked
turned me down for another girl.

332
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:14,870
Morticia Frump, in fact.

333
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:16,745
Wednesday's mother?

334
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,376
Oh, make sure nobody spikes the punch.

335
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,670
We can't afford a single misstep tonight.

336
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:37,851
I'm coming, Eugene!

337
00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:42,981
Hey, did you grab
any extra batteries for the flash…

338
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:45,649
Tyler.

339
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,112
I got your invite.

340
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,740
Guessing you had Thing
drop it in the tip jar?

341
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:54,535
Good guess.

342
00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:58,997
After our last conversation, I wasn't sure
I'd even get to speak to you again, but…

343
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,167
Well, your note was so genuine and…

344
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:04,503
sweet.

345
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:06,338
Totally took me by surprise.

346
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:08,464
Me too.

347
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:13,136
Well, now that I'm here,

348
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:14,971
I'm glad I came.

349
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,268
You need a few minutes?

350
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:24,940
Genuine and sweet?
How could you do this to me?

351
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:37,911
How'd you pay for it?

352
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,166
Five-finger discount, of course.

353
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,673
Thing, don't look.

354
00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:16,074
Wow, you look…

355
00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:19,119
Unrecognizable? Ridiculous?

356
00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:22,122
A classic example of
female objectification for the male gaze?

357
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:25,082
Amazing.

358
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,837
I mean it, Wednesday. You look beautiful.

359
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:34,551
Eugene?

360
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,637
Wednesday, what's going on?

361
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:42,517
What happened to staking out the cave?

362
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:51,401
Sure, I get it.
Guess I'll check out the woods myself.

363
00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:52,902
Don't go alone.

364
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,447
It's too dangerous. Stand down.

365
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,826
We'll go together tomorrow night,
understood?

366
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,336
Staking out a cave?

367
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,589
A Hummer never shies away from danger.

368
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:30,106
Is that an abominable snowman?

369
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:33,652
Oh my God!
You can't say that, it's offensive!

370
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,904
The correct name is Yeti.

371
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,823
Oh, sorry. Do any go here?

372
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,910
Not anymore.
They've been extinct since the 1950s.

373
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,788
Our science teacher Ms. Thornhill
chaired the dance committee this year.

374
00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,623
She wanted the Rave'N to feel relevant.

375
00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:49,584
So our theme is climate crisis
meets extinction event.

376
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:50,627
But in a fun way!

377
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:53,880
Okay, the theme
of our last dance was Hawaiian nights.

378
00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:55,256
- Yeti-tini?
- Yeah…

379
00:27:57,550 --> 00:28:00,804
Oh my God, I'm so sorry! Let me fix that!

380
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:05,016
Enid?

381
00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:09,270
I thought that was you.

382
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:11,940
Is that your date?

383
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:16,653
Yes, and he's having
the best time with me.

384
00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:19,572
We are both loving this dance…

385
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:21,533
together.

386
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:24,910
Sweet.

387
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:36,881
Does your mood have to do
with a certain pig-tailed goth girl?

388
00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:40,051
She's not here.

389
00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:41,593
We are.

390
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,222
You're right. I'm sorry.

391
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:47,225
I do really like being here with you, so…

392
00:28:47,308 --> 00:28:51,229
- I appreciate the last-minute invitation.
- No more talking about Wednesday Addams.

393
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:52,813
Deal?

394
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,236
Yo, check it out.

395
00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:04,576
Wednesday totally busted out of
her cocoon.

396
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,165
Like a death's-head moth.

397
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:12,792
Do you see Bianca's face?

398
00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,544
She's not going to be happy.

399
00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:17,756
Wednesday Addams. What a lovely surprise.

400
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,132
Ms. Thornhill.

401
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,134
- This is Tyler…
- Galpin.

402
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:26,473
Uh, yeah. Double-cap, no foam,
two pumps of sugar-free vanilla.

403
00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:30,185
It's a small town.
It's hard to keep secrets.

404
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:32,979
I'm gonna go get us some drinks.

405
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,827
OMG! I love the look!

406
00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:50,121
Interesting choice of date though.

407
00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:53,041
I could say the same.

408
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,752
It's not what it looks like.

409
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:59,047
Good, because that pilgrim
already has two strikes in my book.

410
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,299
Lucas is trying to make his ex jealous.

411
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:02,801
I'm trying to make Ajax jealous.

412
00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:03,884
It's a win-win.

413
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,015
Wednesday, I come in peace.

414
00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:11,476
That's a shame. I brought my pocket mace.

415
00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:14,270
The medieval kind.

416
00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:27,325
- Can't believe you brought him.
- Why are you bringing this up?

417
00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:29,619
As if this dance weren't tedious enough.

418
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:31,621
You don't know what he did to me.

419
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:39,879
Enlighten me.

420
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:47,428
I'm so sorry about your pants.

421
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:51,307
Are those the playoffs?
Who's winning, the Penguins or the Ducks?

422
00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:53,810
- You follow pro hockey?
- Lifelong Sharks fan.

423
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:55,270
I grew up with older brothers.

424
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:58,273
It was like, "Watch hockey
or we'll go all Tang Lung on you."

425
00:30:58,356 --> 00:30:59,983
You mean Tang Lung from Way of the Dragon?

426
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,652
Only the best kung fu movie ever made!

427
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:04,737
You are different!

428
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,116
You up for getting down?

429
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,200
Yeah.

430
00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:20,086
Eugene Ottinger.

431
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:22,171
2100 hours.

432
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,716
No movement at the cave.

433
00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:26,009
No sign of the target.

434
00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:28,802
Although…

435
00:31:29,846 --> 00:31:33,099
I just heard a rare
club-horned grasshopper.

436
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:44,819
Was it the thin mountain air
or the Yeti-tinis that got to you?

437
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,780
Xavier told me what you did last year.

438
00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:51,910
How you and your friends assaulted him
and destroyed his mural on Outreach Day.

439
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,085
I guess that was inevitable.

440
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:08,217
Look, I… I wish I could say
that it was an accident,

441
00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:11,554
or that it wasn't half as bad
as it sounds, but I'd be lying.

442
00:32:12,513 --> 00:32:15,683
And he could have made things
a lot worse for me, but he didn't.

443
00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:18,770
Why'd you do it?

444
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,190
I mean, I could give you
a million excuses, but…

445
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:25,693
the truth is I'm still
trying to figure that out.

446
00:32:27,862 --> 00:32:30,490
I got sent away to this boot camp

447
00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:33,660
and realized that's not the version
of myself I want to be.

448
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,872
A bitter townie that blames everyone else
for the shitty hand he's been dealt.

449
00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:43,169
Look, I did a terrible thing,
but I swear I'm not a terrible person.

450
00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:50,927
Did you think I was going to judge you
over some lousy prank?

451
00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:52,762
I would have taken it further.

452
00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:54,931
Like putting piranhas in a swimming pool?

453
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:59,560
I may have done
a little digging on you after we met.

454
00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,312
I'd do it again.

455
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,233
I knew there was a reason I liked you.

456
00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:32,403
Come on!

457
00:34:33,112 --> 00:34:34,280
I'll be right back.

458
00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:44,916
Oh, hi.

459
00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:07,355
Do me a favor.

460
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:13,736
Take off your amulet
and make me forget about her.

461
00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:18,783
- I can't believe you'd ask me to do that.
- You said no strings.

462
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:24,080
You broke up with me because you thought
I was manipulating you with my siren song.

463
00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:27,125
Now you want me to use it
to help you get over another girl?

464
00:35:49,897 --> 00:35:50,898
Let's go.

465
00:35:56,028 --> 00:35:57,864
- Come on.
- You got it? Take it.

466
00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:00,449
Keep feedin' it. Let's go. Come on.

467
00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:05,413
- Move! Move!
- I'll do it.

468
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:09,542
I was thinking
maybe this isn't such a good idea.

469
00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:11,961
I don't want my dad
to get any blowback, you know?

470
00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:14,422
Dude, you're the whole reason
we're doing this!

471
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,717
To get revenge on those freaks
for nuking Crackstone's fountain!

472
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,845
Don't tell me you've gone soft like Tyler.
Come on, let's go.

473
00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:33,941
Eugene Ottinger. 2242 hours.

474
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,402
Potential suspect has arrived at location.

475
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,204
Oh my God.

476
00:37:03,429 --> 00:37:07,266
Whoever invented high heels
clearly had a side hustle as a torturer.

477
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,770
As my dear mother always says,

478
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:14,732
"Fire tests gold,
suffering tests a woman."

479
00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,862
Speaking of suffering, where's your date?

480
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:22,573
I didn't see you and Xavier
on the dance floor.

481
00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:23,741
We had a little tiff.

482
00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:26,577
About you, actually.

483
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,792
You don't know what it's like.

484
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,628
Being beautiful and popular?

485
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,172
Never knowing people's true feelings.

486
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:40,925
If someone likes me for me.

487
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,928
What about your amulet?

488
00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:45,805
It's not foolproof.

489
00:37:46,305 --> 00:37:48,224
It's a mild prophylactic, so to speak.

490
00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:52,144
That's why Xavier broke up with me.

491
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:54,772
He could never fully trust me.

492
00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:58,693
The worst part is I could
never trust his feelings either.

493
00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:02,196
I never knew if they were real or not.

494
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:07,618
You're lucky.

495
00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:09,704
Do tell.

496
00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:13,165
You don't care what people think of you.

497
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:20,131
Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.

498
00:38:51,912 --> 00:38:53,581
It's time for the big finish.

499
00:38:56,792 --> 00:38:59,712
Yo! Almost eleven o'clockity,

500
00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:03,132
so haul it out
on the dance floor one last time

501
00:39:03,215 --> 00:39:05,634
before the Rave'N says "Nevermore!"

502
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,065
- d Come on d
- d Come on d

503
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,242
- d Come on d
- d Come on d

504
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:32,637
Let's go!

505
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:44,275
They couldn't even
spring for real pigs' blood.

506
00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:47,778
It's only paint.

507
00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:05,421
Wednesday! Are you okay?

508
00:41:05,504 --> 00:41:08,215
Eugene is in the woods. He's in danger.

509
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,561
- What the hell are you doing?
- Texting my dad. He's on his way.

510
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:24,315
- Have you seen Wednesday? I lost her.
- How should I know? She's your date.

511
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:27,693
- Let's go.
- That was crazy.

512
00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:29,820
- Come on. Get it.
- Let's go.

513
00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:31,780
You did this?

514
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:35,201
I can't believe
I fell for your crap.

515
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:39,705
- Enid, after Crackstone's statue…
- I thought you were different.

516
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:42,791
I thought you liked me.

517
00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:46,253
- Wolf out!
- Wolf out!

518
00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,881
Wolf out!

519
00:41:48,964 --> 00:41:51,300
- Get away from her!
- Let's go!

520
00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:56,805
Are you okay?

521
00:41:58,974 --> 00:42:00,851
I didn't even want to go with him.

522
00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:03,020
I wanted to go with you.

523
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:04,897
So why didn't you ask me?

524
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:08,025
'Cause you blew me off the other night
and never told me why.

525
00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:12,279
I was too embarrassed to tell you,

526
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:15,032
but I… accidentally looked in the mirror

527
00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:17,535
and kind of stoned myself with my snakes.

528
00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:24,667
Whoa. We should, uh…

529
00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:27,795
We should probably take it slow. Right?

530
00:42:28,462 --> 00:42:29,505
Totally agree.

531
00:43:17,219 --> 00:43:18,512
Eugene!

532
00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:21,223
Eugene!

533
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:31,066
Eugene?

534
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:48,667
Eugene?

535
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,670
Wednesday! Over here!

536
00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:06,602
Eugene?

537
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:10,980
Eugene.

538
00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:25,953
Oh my God!

539
00:44:28,415 --> 00:44:30,376
Is he alive?

