1 00:01:12,962 --> 00:01:18,812 - Synced and corrected by Darrow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:01:37,548 --> 00:01:40,863 Hawaiian Air Flight 451 to Honolulu 3 00:01:40,865 --> 00:01:45,123 will be boarding in 15 minutes through gate number 26. 4 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:47,427 We will be boarding by row numbers. 5 00:01:47,429 --> 00:01:51,219 Please remain seated until your section has been called. 6 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:03,797 You headed home? 7 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:07,493 Yeah. 8 00:02:09,669 --> 00:02:13,389 We were at the Amanari. It was fine. The food was good. 9 00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:18,179 Not much to do there, but we just like to sit around anyway. 10 00:02:18,998 --> 00:02:20,680 Which hotel were you at? 11 00:02:22,402 --> 00:02:23,889 White Lotus. 12 00:02:23,891 --> 00:02:25,789 White Lotus? 13 00:02:25,791 --> 00:02:29,399 Our guide told us someone was killed there. 14 00:02:30,927 --> 00:02:32,629 The body's on our plane. 15 00:02:33,101 --> 00:02:35,450 On our plane? To Honolulu? 16 00:02:35,830 --> 00:02:38,371 Yeah. They're about to load the body on our plane. 17 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:43,248 Well, other than that, did you have a good vacation? 18 00:02:45,216 --> 00:02:46,755 It was my honeymoon. 19 00:02:46,757 --> 00:02:48,421 Oh, congratulations. 20 00:02:48,423 --> 00:02:51,720 How wonderful. Was it everything you hoped? 21 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,169 Where's your wife? 22 00:02:55,171 --> 00:02:56,967 Yeah, where's your wife? 23 00:03:02,006 --> 00:03:03,488 No offense... 24 00:03:04,673 --> 00:03:06,280 leave me the fuck alone. 25 00:03:10,082 --> 00:03:11,527 Okay then. 26 00:04:11,561 --> 00:04:14,155 Oh my God, who are these people? 27 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,767 So, these two. 28 00:04:19,769 --> 00:04:23,222 They just got married in the Hamptons. Her parents have a place there. 29 00:04:23,647 --> 00:04:25,588 I bet they met on Raya. 30 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:26,680 Totally. 31 00:04:26,682 --> 00:04:28,637 She's in fashion. 32 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:30,210 Marketing. 33 00:04:31,113 --> 00:04:34,575 He went to Dartmouth, international finance. 34 00:04:34,577 --> 00:04:36,419 She loves him, but... 35 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:38,991 He's got a small dick. 36 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,022 He's a closet Adderall snorter. 37 00:04:41,024 --> 00:04:42,473 Gives him an edge at work. 38 00:04:42,475 --> 00:04:44,624 Makes his dick even smaller. 39 00:04:48,463 --> 00:04:49,675 Walmart heiress. 40 00:04:49,677 --> 00:04:51,887 She's meeting her friends for a girls' trip. 41 00:04:51,889 --> 00:04:52,931 She gets on their nerves, 42 00:04:52,933 --> 00:04:55,479 but she pays for everything, so they put up with her. 43 00:04:55,481 --> 00:04:57,829 She's an American Brigitte Bardot. 44 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,318 She loves animals. 45 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,173 Hates Jews. 46 00:05:02,578 --> 00:05:05,493 High-end pimps for a billionaire sex pervert. 47 00:05:05,495 --> 00:05:09,249 They're coming to recruit us for their Illuminati pedophile sex ring. 48 00:05:12,602 --> 00:05:14,150 Hey, girls. 49 00:05:14,493 --> 00:05:15,757 What, Mom? 50 00:05:15,759 --> 00:05:18,380 Liv, come up front. I think you can see the resort. 51 00:05:18,382 --> 00:05:20,046 Up, up, up, up, up. 52 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:23,464 Quinn. 53 00:05:34,452 --> 00:05:35,793 Here they come. 54 00:05:37,127 --> 00:05:38,640 Big smiles. 55 00:05:42,222 --> 00:05:44,563 Wave, Lani. There we are. 56 00:05:45,358 --> 00:05:47,098 Wave like you mean it, Lani. 57 00:05:52,581 --> 00:05:54,903 Look, Lani, I... I know it's your first day on the job, 58 00:05:54,905 --> 00:05:57,406 and, uh, I don't know how it worked at your other properties, 59 00:05:57,408 --> 00:06:00,783 but here, self-disclosure is discouraged. 60 00:06:01,091 --> 00:06:03,625 Especially with these VIPs who arrive on the boat. 61 00:06:03,627 --> 00:06:06,740 You know, you don't wanna be too specific 62 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:08,552 as a... as a presence, as an identity. 63 00:06:08,554 --> 00:06:11,048 You wanna be more generic. 64 00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:12,681 - Generic? - Yes. 65 00:06:13,045 --> 00:06:14,713 You know, it's a Japanese ethos 66 00:06:14,715 --> 00:06:17,980 where we are asked to disappear behind our masks 67 00:06:17,982 --> 00:06:20,963 as pleasant interchangeable helpers. 68 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:23,055 It's tropical kabuki. 69 00:06:23,593 --> 00:06:26,734 And the goal is to create for the guests 70 00:06:26,736 --> 00:06:32,247 an overall impression of vagueness that can be very satisfying, 71 00:06:32,249 --> 00:06:34,045 where they get everything they want 72 00:06:34,047 --> 00:06:35,888 but they don't even know what they want, 73 00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:38,344 or what day it is, or where they are, 74 00:06:38,346 --> 00:06:41,343 or who we are, or what the fuck is going on. 75 00:06:42,595 --> 00:06:45,181 It looks like you got a dollop of mayonnaise on your top, Lani. 76 00:06:45,183 --> 00:06:46,580 What is that on your left tit? 77 00:06:46,582 --> 00:06:48,505 Oh, uh, I... I don't know. 78 00:06:48,507 --> 00:06:50,026 That's what I mean. 79 00:06:50,028 --> 00:06:52,184 Oh, God. Here they come. 80 00:06:52,186 --> 00:06:55,390 I mean, I just feel like there's so many different trees. 81 00:06:55,392 --> 00:06:56,817 Shit. I don't know. 82 00:06:56,819 --> 00:06:59,850 Just hold the tray up high and cover the stain on your boob. 83 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:01,730 Just a little higher. That's it. 84 00:07:01,732 --> 00:07:03,978 - Welcome. - Thank you. 85 00:07:06,030 --> 00:07:11,004 Mr. and Mrs. Mossbacher. Hello. I'm Armond, the resort manager. 86 00:07:11,006 --> 00:07:12,819 Welcome to the White Lotus. 87 00:07:12,821 --> 00:07:15,034 - Thank you. - How was your journey here? 88 00:07:15,692 --> 00:07:17,045 - Long. - Oh. 89 00:07:17,047 --> 00:07:20,037 - But honestly, fine. - Happy to be here. 90 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:21,860 The boat ride does add time to the trip, 91 00:07:21,862 --> 00:07:24,836 but the views of the coastline are magnificent, aren't they? 92 00:07:24,838 --> 00:07:26,118 - Incredible. - Yeah. 93 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:29,333 Simply a must for our VIPs staying in the suites. 94 00:07:30,229 --> 00:07:32,980 Now, it's just a short ride in the cart with Dillon to the hotel... 95 00:07:32,982 --> 00:07:35,103 - Aloha. - And then we'll get you to your suite, 96 00:07:35,105 --> 00:07:37,052 the Tradewinds, and you can freshen up. 97 00:07:37,054 --> 00:07:38,390 - Thank you, Armond. - Thank you. 98 00:07:38,392 --> 00:07:39,869 - Of course. - Right this way. 99 00:07:39,871 --> 00:07:41,520 - Aloha. - Aloha. 100 00:07:41,522 --> 00:07:42,999 - Aloha. - Aloha. 101 00:07:43,001 --> 00:07:45,788 - Masculine for you. - Nuts. I'm nuts for nuts. 102 00:07:46,349 --> 00:07:49,562 I'm presuming Mr. Shane Patton and Mrs. Rachel Patton? 103 00:07:49,564 --> 00:07:50,902 - Oh! - That's us. 104 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,846 Oh my God. Yes. 105 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:54,339 Is that not correct? 106 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:57,148 No, it's correct. I'm just, um... I'm getting used to it. 107 00:07:57,150 --> 00:08:00,357 We just got married the day before yesterday. 108 00:08:00,359 --> 00:08:03,174 - Yeah. - I am aware. Congratulations. 109 00:08:03,176 --> 00:08:04,733 - Oh... - Yeah. Thanks. 110 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,845 - Um... Mrs. Patton. Wow. - Yeah. 111 00:08:06,847 --> 00:08:08,380 Sounds so weird. 112 00:08:08,382 --> 00:08:11,617 Like, am I changing my name? Is that... 113 00:08:11,619 --> 00:08:13,257 Well, how about we get you a daiquiri 114 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:15,214 before you make any major life decisions? 115 00:08:15,216 --> 00:08:16,545 Ooh, yes. Yes. 116 00:08:16,547 --> 00:08:19,302 Christie will be riding with you back to the hotel. 117 00:08:19,304 --> 00:08:21,829 - Okay. - And she'll escort you to the Palm Suite. 118 00:08:21,831 --> 00:08:24,432 - Palm Suite. - And I'm sure you will just love it. 119 00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:25,733 Okay. 120 00:08:25,735 --> 00:08:26,860 Aloha, aloha. 121 00:08:26,862 --> 00:08:28,219 - Aloha. - Aloha. Thank you. 122 00:08:28,221 --> 00:08:30,142 I'll check in with you in a little while, okay? 123 00:08:30,144 --> 00:08:32,111 - Okay. - Okay. Bye-bye. 124 00:08:33,185 --> 00:08:35,648 - Aloha. - Aloha. 125 00:08:36,069 --> 00:08:37,070 Aloha. 126 00:08:37,072 --> 00:08:39,242 Are you Ms. MacQoowod? 127 00:08:39,244 --> 00:08:41,698 Quoid. One syllable. 128 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:45,336 - MacWad? - Well, two syllables, 129 00:08:45,338 --> 00:08:49,876 but the second part is one syllable, "wad." 130 00:08:49,878 --> 00:08:51,156 MacQuoid. 131 00:08:51,806 --> 00:08:52,957 Is it Gaelic? 132 00:08:52,959 --> 00:08:56,402 I don't know. I really don't know. I... Just, listen, I... 133 00:08:56,404 --> 00:08:58,700 I'm in desperate need of a massage. 134 00:08:58,702 --> 00:09:01,688 Is that possible? Is there anything available? 135 00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:03,755 I mean, I just... I'd take anything right now 136 00:09:03,757 --> 00:09:05,817 because I have a herniated disc and I just... 137 00:09:05,819 --> 00:09:07,426 Belinda behind you. 138 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,480 Belinda behind me? 139 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:13,053 Belinda, who is behind you, is our spa manager. 140 00:09:14,074 --> 00:09:15,192 - Belinda... - Hi. 141 00:09:15,194 --> 00:09:16,958 Ms. Macuhwad is in need of treatment. 142 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,143 Would you have any openings for her this afternoon? 143 00:09:19,145 --> 00:09:22,895 Um... unfortunately, we are all booked. 144 00:09:23,267 --> 00:09:26,564 Oh, no. I just... Really? 145 00:09:27,288 --> 00:09:29,069 Are you sure? I would really appreciate it. 146 00:09:29,071 --> 00:09:31,365 I'm not picky. You know, if... 147 00:09:31,367 --> 00:09:33,781 I don't have to have deep tissue or anything. 148 00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:35,795 I'd take anything at this point. Anything. 149 00:09:35,797 --> 00:09:37,649 Anything but reiki, of course. 150 00:09:37,651 --> 00:09:41,388 Um, you know what? I'll see what we can do. 151 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:42,679 - Really? - Yeah. 152 00:09:42,681 --> 00:09:45,168 Okay. Thank you. 153 00:09:47,827 --> 00:09:49,970 Uh, Lani is our trainee. 154 00:09:49,972 --> 00:09:53,133 Um, Lani, please ride with Ms. MacQuoid back to the hotel 155 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:55,348 and bring her up to the Hibiscus Suite. 156 00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:58,189 - Hibiscus. - Okay. Thank you. 157 00:09:58,191 --> 00:09:59,191 - Aloha. - Aloha. 158 00:09:59,193 --> 00:10:00,349 Thank you. 159 00:10:16,421 --> 00:10:18,545 Oh, there's a lobster bake tonight. 160 00:10:18,547 --> 00:10:20,809 - Oh. - Lobster. Yum. 161 00:10:24,201 --> 00:10:25,658 - Hey. - Hey. 162 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:28,202 Let's get this honeymoon started. 163 00:10:28,204 --> 00:10:29,563 Oh, really? 164 00:10:29,565 --> 00:10:32,024 Hmm. 165 00:10:37,306 --> 00:10:39,725 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 166 00:10:39,727 --> 00:10:42,419 What? What is it? 167 00:10:43,345 --> 00:10:44,609 What's wrong? 168 00:10:46,193 --> 00:10:47,689 This is the wrong room. 169 00:10:49,313 --> 00:10:50,782 - What do you mean? - Wh... 170 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:54,113 We're supposed to be in a honeymoon suite. 171 00:10:54,115 --> 00:10:57,577 This isn't the honeymoon suite. This... 172 00:10:57,579 --> 00:10:59,468 Maybe it is. Why isn't it? 173 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:01,886 No, 'cause I did a virtual tour on the website. 174 00:11:01,888 --> 00:11:05,742 This is, uh, this isn't it. This is just a regular suite. 175 00:11:05,744 --> 00:11:07,968 What are you talking about? 176 00:11:07,970 --> 00:11:10,764 This is like the swankiest hotel room I've ever stayed in. 177 00:11:10,766 --> 00:11:13,216 Yeah, well, you haven't traveled that much, so... 178 00:11:13,785 --> 00:11:16,023 Plus, we're paying for the honeymoon suite. 179 00:11:16,025 --> 00:11:19,710 Hmm... technically, we're not paying for anything. 180 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,019 Your parents are. 181 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:25,825 I think it's fine, Shane. I mean, look, it's an amazing view. 182 00:11:25,827 --> 00:11:29,641 And we're near the restaurant. And it's convenient. 183 00:11:29,643 --> 00:11:32,493 We can stuff ourselves and go drown in the ocean. 184 00:11:34,066 --> 00:11:35,404 Uh... 185 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,743 we're supposed to have our own plunge pool and a private patio. 186 00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:42,607 There's a balcony. There's another balcony. 187 00:11:42,609 --> 00:11:44,362 I mean, they screwed us on our room. 188 00:11:44,364 --> 00:11:46,965 Oh, Shane. I wouldn't go that far. 189 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,401 - Well... - Just talk to the guy. 190 00:11:50,059 --> 00:11:52,383 Yeah. Yeah. 191 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:57,557 Is it... is it a big deal? Really? 192 00:11:57,559 --> 00:11:59,389 - Yeah. - Yeah? 193 00:11:59,391 --> 00:12:03,221 - It's our once-in-a-lifetime honeymoon. - Yeah. 194 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,478 I just want it to be perfect for you, baba. 195 00:12:07,752 --> 00:12:10,032 Mm, you're the sweetest. 196 00:12:10,034 --> 00:12:12,767 - All right. I'm gonna go talk to the guy. - Okay. 197 00:12:12,769 --> 00:12:14,517 Maybe a blowjob first? 198 00:12:15,555 --> 00:12:17,370 - What? - What? 199 00:12:17,372 --> 00:12:19,458 We had a 12-hour flight. I'm all horned up for you. 200 00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:20,805 Shane, stop. 201 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,643 I'm gonna talk to this guy with half a boner? 202 00:12:22,645 --> 00:12:24,463 - Stop it. - All right, yeah. 203 00:12:24,465 --> 00:12:26,030 No, we'll save it for the right room. 204 00:12:26,032 --> 00:12:27,360 - Yeah. - All right. 205 00:12:28,263 --> 00:12:29,889 - Wait, I'm gonna come with you. - Okay! 206 00:12:45,483 --> 00:12:47,828 Will you be needing anything else at this time, ma'am? 207 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:52,185 One thing. It's just, uh, where are the bags? 208 00:12:52,614 --> 00:12:54,564 Right there. Right behind you. 209 00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:57,821 Oh. Right. Of course. 210 00:12:58,227 --> 00:13:00,594 - Okay. Thank you. - You're welcome. 211 00:13:00,596 --> 00:13:04,424 Wait, there's just, um, there... there was one small bag. 212 00:13:04,426 --> 00:13:06,148 It's a small white plastic bag. 213 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:08,658 That's the only one that's... I don't see it here. 214 00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:09,925 Okay. A plastic bag? 215 00:13:09,927 --> 00:13:12,138 - A white... Yeah, it's very important. - Plastic bag? 216 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:15,324 Yeah. Do you think they could have left it on the... on the wheelie? 217 00:13:16,014 --> 00:13:19,709 Oh my God. Oh my God. It has, uh... Oh my God. 218 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:20,775 I can call the bellman. 219 00:13:20,777 --> 00:13:24,149 Yeah, uh, I... no, yeah... It has my mother's ashes in it. 220 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,833 - Oh! Oh. - Oh my God. 221 00:13:25,835 --> 00:13:28,150 - Do you think it's lost? - Oh, no, no, no. 222 00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:29,688 I took two boats. We... 223 00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:32,561 If maybe you could call the boat... the boat people, 224 00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:34,649 and then there was a... there was a little white... 225 00:13:34,651 --> 00:13:37,152 a little golf cart thing. I don't think it had a trunk in it, 226 00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:39,329 but maybe it was left on there, but I just, uh... 227 00:13:39,331 --> 00:13:41,064 - No, I... - Did the boat depart? 228 00:13:41,066 --> 00:13:43,414 Oh my God! Oh my God. 229 00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:45,506 - Is this it? - Thank you. Thank you. 230 00:13:45,508 --> 00:13:48,546 I just... That would have been really bad. 231 00:13:48,548 --> 00:13:50,494 - Thank God. Thank you. - Thank you. 232 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,916 - I... I can't lose these. - No. 233 00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:54,090 Mahalo. 234 00:13:59,691 --> 00:14:01,078 Oh my God. 235 00:14:04,983 --> 00:14:05,983 It's okay. 236 00:14:13,457 --> 00:14:14,854 Oh my God. 237 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,885 The beach looks sick. We should go. 238 00:14:18,887 --> 00:14:20,557 - Girls. - Yeah, let's go. 239 00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:23,172 Yeah? 240 00:14:23,174 --> 00:14:24,857 I would like to talk to you guys about, 241 00:14:24,859 --> 00:14:26,530 you know, just some of this clutter, 242 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,724 because this is gonna be our common space, 243 00:14:28,726 --> 00:14:31,373 and I would love to try to, you know, just clear it out. 244 00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:33,086 'Cause I think I'll have an anxiety attack 245 00:14:33,088 --> 00:14:34,714 if I have to live in this all the time. 246 00:14:34,716 --> 00:14:35,953 We can take care of it later. 247 00:14:35,955 --> 00:14:37,968 Well, you know what? Let's take care of it now. 248 00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:41,092 Maybe we can find a good spot to store everything. 249 00:14:41,094 --> 00:14:44,677 Quinn. Why is your bed in here? 250 00:14:45,087 --> 00:14:47,053 Olivia said I have to sleep here. 251 00:14:48,285 --> 00:14:52,052 Olivia, your brother is not sleeping in the kitchen. 252 00:14:52,054 --> 00:14:53,109 Why not? 253 00:14:53,111 --> 00:14:56,061 Well, because it's a galley kitchen. It's tiny. 254 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,151 And we've got this whole beautiful room. 255 00:14:58,153 --> 00:15:01,463 Mom, he's doing fine in there. Look, he's stimming. 256 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:04,542 He can entertain himself for hours with just his own hand gestures. 257 00:15:04,544 --> 00:15:05,871 He's fine in the kitchen. 258 00:15:05,873 --> 00:15:06,953 Olivia, no. 259 00:15:06,955 --> 00:15:09,116 Mom, you want him sleeping out here with us? 260 00:15:09,118 --> 00:15:12,133 He's gonna jerk off to Paula while she's sleeping. 261 00:15:12,135 --> 00:15:15,247 I really don't feel like waking up to that, Mrs. Mossbacher. 262 00:15:15,585 --> 00:15:18,556 Call me Nicole. And you do have a beautiful body, Paula. 263 00:15:18,558 --> 00:15:20,648 - Mom. - You have a beautiful body, too, Olivia. 264 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,486 I just don't think it's fair for your brother 265 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:25,023 to have to spend his entire vacation in a windowless box. 266 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,479 You got to bring a friend. 267 00:15:26,481 --> 00:15:28,980 And I'm so appreciative, Nicole. 268 00:15:28,982 --> 00:15:31,186 Well, we're so happy to have you, Paula. 269 00:15:31,188 --> 00:15:32,785 I'm fine in here. 270 00:15:32,787 --> 00:15:34,350 See, Mom, he's fine. 271 00:15:34,352 --> 00:15:38,575 He's being himself, gaming and fapping and bye, see you later. 272 00:15:41,928 --> 00:15:43,845 We're gonna take care of this, honey. 273 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,819 Shortly. 274 00:15:51,426 --> 00:15:53,273 Okay. It's okay. 275 00:15:55,061 --> 00:15:57,261 Gotta change my shirt. I spilled... 276 00:16:02,686 --> 00:16:03,686 Okay. 277 00:16:11,394 --> 00:16:12,394 Hey, saw you called. 278 00:16:12,396 --> 00:16:14,611 Oh my God, Darrell, the baby's coming or something. 279 00:16:14,613 --> 00:16:17,140 - No. No way. - No... no, I swear. 280 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,142 Baby. 281 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:21,403 It... it hurts so freaking bad. I don't know what to do. 282 00:16:21,405 --> 00:16:22,405 Just come home then. 283 00:16:22,407 --> 00:16:26,268 No. No. I don't get off for four more hours. 284 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,423 Just come home, baby. 285 00:16:28,814 --> 00:16:32,680 I can't. I can't, okay? Because... because... 286 00:16:32,682 --> 00:16:35,278 because no one even knows. It's my first freaking day. 287 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,869 It'll be fine, okay? I'm here for you. 288 00:16:38,871 --> 00:16:41,767 Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. 289 00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:44,161 I gotta go. I gotta change. Okay, pray for me, yeah? 290 00:16:44,163 --> 00:16:45,941 I will. I love you. 291 00:16:45,943 --> 00:16:46,960 I love you. 292 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,380 Hang in there, baby. 293 00:16:50,974 --> 00:16:52,382 I got this. 294 00:16:58,924 --> 00:17:01,826 Oh, you changed your uniform. Good. 295 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:05,740 What was that anyway? Was it tuna fish? 296 00:17:05,742 --> 00:17:08,373 Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. 297 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,944 Are you a messy eater or... 298 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,498 Oh, no. 299 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:15,097 I mean, it... it's beachy casual but always presentable, 300 00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:16,498 you know, with a clean look. 301 00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:18,121 Clean. 302 00:17:18,714 --> 00:17:22,220 Oh, Mr. Patton and Ms. Undecided. 303 00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:24,411 You finding everything to your liking? 304 00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:26,499 Uh, actually, I think you put us in the wrong room. 305 00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:28,547 We... we're supposed to be in the honeymoon suite. 306 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,638 Oh, there is no honeymoon suite. 307 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:35,349 Well, uh, we're supposed to have a plunge pool on a private patio. 308 00:17:35,351 --> 00:17:38,341 Oh, well, that would be the, uh, the Pineapple Suite. 309 00:17:38,343 --> 00:17:39,725 - Okay. - But... 310 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:44,274 I... yeah, I don't have a... a record of you booking that room, no. 311 00:17:45,346 --> 00:17:48,950 Uh, my mother sent a virtual tour. She booked the room. 312 00:17:48,952 --> 00:17:52,780 Uh, well, you're paying for a presidential ocean view suite. 313 00:17:52,782 --> 00:17:54,646 Um, the Palm. 314 00:17:54,648 --> 00:17:57,392 That's a very nice room. Totally unique. 315 00:17:57,394 --> 00:17:58,772 - Right. - It's really nice, yeah. 316 00:17:58,774 --> 00:18:00,211 But no plunge pool. 317 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,552 But you still have the infinity pool, 318 00:18:02,554 --> 00:18:04,667 the waterfall pool, and the fountain pool. 319 00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:06,191 - Right. - The Pineapple Suite, 320 00:18:06,193 --> 00:18:09,810 it has the private pool but it doesn't have the ocean view. 321 00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:13,643 Um, I think the privacy would be nice, right? 322 00:18:13,645 --> 00:18:15,927 I don't know. Maybe I should call my mother? 323 00:18:16,358 --> 00:18:19,854 Do you wanna call your mother? What do you think she'll say? 324 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,483 I think she's gonna say we're in the wrong room, but... 325 00:18:23,485 --> 00:18:27,215 Well, the Pineapple Suite isn't available, I'm afraid, anyway. 326 00:18:27,217 --> 00:18:28,576 Oh, it's not? 327 00:18:28,578 --> 00:18:30,777 No. There's a German couple staying there. 328 00:18:30,779 --> 00:18:32,452 They also just got married. 329 00:18:32,454 --> 00:18:35,870 - So... it is a honeymoon suite. - Shane. 330 00:18:35,872 --> 00:18:37,748 - No, I just... - It's not that big of a deal. 331 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,543 I mean, the room is really... It's gorgeous. 332 00:18:39,545 --> 00:18:41,256 Oh, well, the Palm is everyone's favorite. 333 00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:44,284 I prefer the Palm to the Pineapple. Don't you, Lani? 334 00:18:44,286 --> 00:18:46,412 - Palm, yeah. The Palm. - Uh-huh. 335 00:18:46,414 --> 00:18:48,625 Okay. Um... 336 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:54,465 All right. That's a bummer. 337 00:18:56,115 --> 00:18:59,645 I saw the virtual tour of it, and it's... 338 00:19:02,678 --> 00:19:04,974 We're definitely not paying for the more expensive room? 339 00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:06,107 - No. - Right? 340 00:19:06,109 --> 00:19:08,274 I mean, yes, you are not. 341 00:19:08,884 --> 00:19:09,884 Okay. 342 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,113 Um, hi. 343 00:19:13,549 --> 00:19:14,549 Hi. 344 00:19:15,081 --> 00:19:17,118 Is there anything else I can help you with, or... 345 00:19:18,549 --> 00:19:19,838 No, that's... 346 00:19:23,339 --> 00:19:25,525 Thank you. Thanks. 347 00:19:25,527 --> 00:19:26,545 Of course. 348 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:33,744 I think I might've fucked up and double booked the Pineapple Suite. 349 00:19:33,746 --> 00:19:36,134 But, you know, hopefully they'll just get over it. 350 00:19:36,553 --> 00:19:39,339 See, in situations like that, just always stay positive. 351 00:19:39,341 --> 00:19:40,931 Remind these people of... 352 00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:43,312 of all the fabulous things they already possess. 353 00:19:43,314 --> 00:19:46,023 Unique room, ocean view. 354 00:19:46,025 --> 00:19:49,323 You have to treat these people like sensitive children. 355 00:19:49,325 --> 00:19:52,111 They always say it's about the money, but it's not. 356 00:19:52,645 --> 00:19:56,195 It's not even about the room. They just need to feel seen. 357 00:19:57,242 --> 00:20:00,118 - Seen. - They wanna be the only child. 358 00:20:00,461 --> 00:20:03,664 The special, chosen baby child of the hotel. 359 00:20:03,666 --> 00:20:07,997 And we are their mean mummies, denying them their Pineapple room. 360 00:20:24,898 --> 00:20:26,057 I, uh... 361 00:20:27,988 --> 00:20:29,358 Are they bigger? 362 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,231 I don't know, you tell me. 363 00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:33,655 I haven't seen them in a while. 364 00:20:33,657 --> 00:20:35,595 Nicole, they're fucking huge. 365 00:20:35,597 --> 00:20:38,833 Huh. I wonder what's going on. 366 00:20:39,643 --> 00:20:43,111 It's cancer. I have testicle cancer. 367 00:20:43,113 --> 00:20:46,544 We don't know that yet. We have not gotten the results. 368 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,914 Shouldn't we be getting those? 369 00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:48,989 Tomorrow. 370 00:20:48,991 --> 00:20:52,095 Well, wait. Isn't tomorrow now? 371 00:20:52,097 --> 00:20:53,533 No. Tomorrow. 372 00:20:53,535 --> 00:20:57,140 No. I know. But tomorrow there is what here? 373 00:20:57,142 --> 00:20:58,664 No. It's still tomorrow. 374 00:20:58,666 --> 00:20:59,666 Okay. Well, you know, 375 00:20:59,668 --> 00:21:01,974 he said that it could be a lot of other things. 376 00:21:01,976 --> 00:21:05,490 No. He said that it maybe could be other things. 377 00:21:05,492 --> 00:21:08,727 And there's not a lot of other things it could be, right? 378 00:21:08,729 --> 00:21:11,796 I mean, uh, it's not a family of mice 379 00:21:11,798 --> 00:21:15,384 that burrowed inside my ball sack. It's cancer. 380 00:21:16,035 --> 00:21:17,375 Or maybe even something worse. 381 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:20,331 Well, let's just wait and hear what he has to say. 382 00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,829 Let's not, you know... 383 00:21:21,831 --> 00:21:23,161 It's cancer! 384 00:21:25,315 --> 00:21:26,581 It's cancer. 385 00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:28,666 Why are you so sure? 386 00:21:30,011 --> 00:21:34,344 Nic, my dad died of cancer and he was only 46 years old. 387 00:21:34,346 --> 00:21:36,927 It wasn't testicular cancer, was it? 388 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,902 I don't... Wait. I don't even know. 389 00:21:40,222 --> 00:21:42,883 You know what? I should call my Uncle Charlie and find out. 390 00:21:43,187 --> 00:21:44,280 It's just... 391 00:21:44,774 --> 00:21:49,748 so disturbing that it's in my balls, and that they get big like this. 392 00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,603 It's very Gogol. 393 00:21:52,284 --> 00:21:55,432 Mark, whatever it is, you're gonna be fine. 394 00:21:55,434 --> 00:21:57,832 People get cancer. They deal with it. 395 00:21:57,834 --> 00:22:00,034 It's not like it was when your dad had it. 396 00:22:00,036 --> 00:22:02,511 And you know what? They're making breakthroughs every day. 397 00:22:02,513 --> 00:22:05,838 It's like a nonstop parade of progress. 398 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,530 You know what? This is terrible timing. 399 00:22:08,532 --> 00:22:10,080 Coming here was nuts. 400 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,384 Look at your son. He's sitting in there alone. 401 00:22:14,386 --> 00:22:17,978 He looks like he's killing time in a waiting room before a root canal. 402 00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:20,131 Go get him. Go have some fun. 403 00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:21,133 Nic... 404 00:22:24,423 --> 00:22:29,429 Quinn is the exact age I was when my dad died. 405 00:22:30,066 --> 00:22:33,989 Well, then all the more reason to pay him a little attention now... 406 00:22:33,991 --> 00:22:35,991 while you're still with us. 407 00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:34,284 Come on. Get out of the closet. 408 00:23:45,181 --> 00:23:47,488 - Hey! - Hey. 409 00:23:47,490 --> 00:23:50,142 All right. Let's go out and explore. 410 00:23:50,948 --> 00:23:52,095 What do you mean? 411 00:23:52,402 --> 00:23:56,106 Let's get off the phone, and let's go have some fun, okay? 412 00:23:56,714 --> 00:23:58,523 This is nature. 413 00:23:58,894 --> 00:24:01,774 Nature, Quinn. Quinn, nature. 414 00:24:03,565 --> 00:24:05,541 - Well... - Yeah? 415 00:24:06,265 --> 00:24:08,818 - All right. - All right. Get your suit on. 416 00:24:20,308 --> 00:24:21,557 - Oh, hey. - Hi. 417 00:24:21,559 --> 00:24:23,543 - Do you remember me? - Yes. 418 00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:26,137 Any luck squeezing me in today? 419 00:24:26,453 --> 00:24:29,683 All of our masseuses are fully booked. 420 00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:31,720 - Sorry. - Oh. 421 00:24:32,021 --> 00:24:36,352 But I actually have some free time right now, myself. 422 00:24:36,802 --> 00:24:37,802 Oh. 423 00:24:37,804 --> 00:24:39,321 Here's what I'm thinking, Tanya. 424 00:24:39,323 --> 00:24:42,040 We could do a consultation. That way I can get a better sense 425 00:24:42,042 --> 00:24:43,753 of what's going on with you and your body. 426 00:24:43,755 --> 00:24:47,396 And I could give you a cranial sacral, which I always recommend. 427 00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:49,364 So, no massage? 428 00:24:49,674 --> 00:24:52,164 I think you'll find this really cathartic. 429 00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:54,128 Will I be fully naked? 430 00:24:54,130 --> 00:24:56,766 Oh, no. We'll put you in a bathrobe so you're comfortable 431 00:24:56,768 --> 00:24:58,965 and we can do a little movement. Okay? 432 00:24:58,967 --> 00:25:01,371 - Okay. - Okay. Right this way. 433 00:25:01,373 --> 00:25:02,373 Thank you. 434 00:25:13,606 --> 00:25:14,768 Hi! 435 00:25:17,773 --> 00:25:18,811 Hi. 436 00:25:19,973 --> 00:25:23,186 I saw you guys on the boat and on the plane. 437 00:25:26,139 --> 00:25:27,570 Uh, where are you from? 438 00:25:27,923 --> 00:25:29,198 New York. 439 00:25:29,705 --> 00:25:30,793 What neighborhood? 440 00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:32,410 Um, East Village. 441 00:25:32,412 --> 00:25:35,938 But I'm letting go of my place. I'm gonna move into Shane's... 442 00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:38,977 my husband's... my husband's name is Shane. 443 00:25:38,979 --> 00:25:40,446 Where'd you meet him? 444 00:25:40,448 --> 00:25:41,695 Through friends. 445 00:25:41,697 --> 00:25:43,671 Oh, not Raya? 446 00:25:44,396 --> 00:25:47,163 Raya? No. Not Raya. 447 00:25:47,165 --> 00:25:49,385 How long was the engagement? 448 00:25:49,387 --> 00:25:51,891 We actually just met last September. 449 00:25:51,893 --> 00:25:53,788 Oh, wow. That was really fast. 450 00:25:53,790 --> 00:25:56,302 Yeah. Like, how'd you know he was the one? 451 00:25:57,016 --> 00:26:02,773 Oh, I don't know, um... the chemistry was there, and... 452 00:26:03,336 --> 00:26:04,939 - His dick's not small. - Yeah. 453 00:26:04,941 --> 00:26:07,266 I don't know. Shane really wanted to get married, 454 00:26:07,268 --> 00:26:12,923 and he's very decisive and pretty convincing, 455 00:26:12,925 --> 00:26:15,214 so it just felt right. 456 00:26:15,569 --> 00:26:17,040 Yeah. What does he do? 457 00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:20,851 He's in real estate. Uh, that's what his father does. 458 00:26:20,853 --> 00:26:22,500 Oh, he works for his father? 459 00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:24,433 What do you do? 460 00:26:24,435 --> 00:26:26,056 I'm a... I'm a journalist. 461 00:26:26,058 --> 00:26:27,067 Oh. 462 00:26:27,918 --> 00:26:30,791 Mostly profiles and, um... 463 00:26:30,793 --> 00:26:32,508 Where'd you go to school? 464 00:26:32,946 --> 00:26:34,805 Potsdam. 465 00:26:35,939 --> 00:26:37,020 Hmm. 466 00:26:37,022 --> 00:26:38,908 Uh, and then I... 467 00:26:38,910 --> 00:26:42,016 I moved to the city to change the world 468 00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:45,935 and make a name for myself and pay off my loans. 469 00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:48,360 All of which I have yet to do, so... 470 00:26:48,822 --> 00:26:51,071 Won't he pay off your loans? 471 00:26:51,974 --> 00:26:54,201 Shane? I... 472 00:26:54,642 --> 00:26:56,077 But he could? 473 00:26:56,424 --> 00:27:01,203 Well, uh, yes. Yeah. Yeah, he could. 474 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,984 Yeah, of course, 'cause he's super rich. 475 00:27:04,383 --> 00:27:08,641 Well, his family is wealthy compared to my family... 476 00:27:08,643 --> 00:27:10,963 I mean, compared to most families. Yeah. 477 00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:14,769 I mean... it sounds like you scored. 478 00:27:14,771 --> 00:27:17,469 Yeah. He's super hot. Congrats. 479 00:27:19,150 --> 00:27:21,060 Do you two go to school together? 480 00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:27,477 What year are you in? 481 00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:29,525 - Sophomores. - Sophomores. 482 00:27:30,466 --> 00:27:33,244 And your mom... um, I'm assuming it's your mom. 483 00:27:33,246 --> 00:27:37,683 She looks really familiar. Is she... Um, what does she do? 484 00:27:39,737 --> 00:27:42,074 Her mom's the CFO of POOF. 485 00:27:43,351 --> 00:27:47,664 Oh, yeah. That's Nicole Mossbacher. 486 00:27:48,063 --> 00:27:51,468 That's your mom? I actually wrote a profile on her. 487 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:54,459 Well, it was repurposing someone else's profile, 488 00:27:54,461 --> 00:27:57,028 but, um, it was like... 489 00:27:57,030 --> 00:28:00,234 "Ten Women Kicking the Corporate World's Ass," 490 00:28:00,236 --> 00:28:02,128 you know? That kind of thing. 491 00:28:02,130 --> 00:28:03,224 Yeah. 492 00:28:04,413 --> 00:28:05,651 She's a big deal. 493 00:28:12,762 --> 00:28:15,576 Okay. Well, it was nice to meet you. 494 00:28:44,733 --> 00:28:46,354 Oh, shit. 495 00:29:14,744 --> 00:29:17,397 Uh, I... I, uh... uh... 496 00:29:17,399 --> 00:29:19,070 - I think I... - Lani, are you all right? 497 00:29:19,072 --> 00:29:21,001 You're white as a sheet. 498 00:29:21,003 --> 00:29:22,815 I should... I should sit down. 499 00:29:22,817 --> 00:29:24,653 Well, we can't have you sitting in the lobby. 500 00:29:24,655 --> 00:29:27,357 Just go and have a rest in my office. 501 00:29:27,359 --> 00:29:29,523 - Okay. - Food poisoning, you think? 502 00:29:29,525 --> 00:29:30,525 Maybe the tuna? 503 00:29:31,065 --> 00:29:32,776 Yeah, tuna. 504 00:29:35,721 --> 00:29:38,076 Oh, Mr. Mossbacher. How can I help you? 505 00:29:38,078 --> 00:29:41,803 Uh, my son and I were looking to do some kind of activity. 506 00:29:41,805 --> 00:29:43,764 Wonderful. Of course. Fantastic. 507 00:29:43,766 --> 00:29:47,128 And I thought it would be fun to try scuba diving. 508 00:29:47,130 --> 00:29:49,981 Yes. A few reefs are still thriving. 509 00:29:49,983 --> 00:29:51,962 Do you have your PADI license? 510 00:29:52,366 --> 00:29:54,919 PADI license? No. What is that? 511 00:29:54,921 --> 00:29:56,462 No, I don't. 512 00:29:56,464 --> 00:29:58,068 Then that would be impossible. 513 00:29:58,070 --> 00:30:00,596 Uh, you can get your accreditation here, though, 514 00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:02,348 - in the pool. - Great. 515 00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:03,635 Takes three days. 516 00:30:05,907 --> 00:30:09,139 How about... water skiing? 517 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,145 Yes. Very fun. 518 00:30:11,147 --> 00:30:13,436 Uh, the swells are too great right now, unfortunately. 519 00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:17,284 We just had a hurricane pass through, so it's a bit biblical out there. 520 00:30:17,286 --> 00:30:18,286 That's too bad. 521 00:30:18,288 --> 00:30:19,846 Yeah. Maybe later in the week. 522 00:30:20,226 --> 00:30:22,875 How about jet skiing? 523 00:30:22,877 --> 00:30:26,420 Same. Swells. It's a liability issue. 524 00:30:26,422 --> 00:30:28,469 Mm-hmm. Um... 525 00:30:29,932 --> 00:30:31,461 Surf lessons? 526 00:30:31,966 --> 00:30:35,227 Well, the surfing team leaves first thing in the morning. 527 00:30:35,229 --> 00:30:37,257 I can sign you up for tomorrow, 6:00 a.m.? 528 00:30:40,016 --> 00:30:42,056 6:00 a.m.? No way. 529 00:30:42,058 --> 00:30:43,239 Um, I don't know. 530 00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:45,844 What... what would you suggest that we do? 531 00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:50,066 Well, I would suggest snorkeling in the bay. 532 00:30:50,068 --> 00:30:52,296 You know, there's not too many fish in the afternoon, 533 00:30:52,298 --> 00:30:54,192 but you'll definitely see something. 534 00:30:54,194 --> 00:30:56,905 And you can get your masks and fins and things at the beach shack. 535 00:30:56,907 --> 00:30:58,243 Are there sharks? 536 00:30:58,245 --> 00:31:01,408 They are actually a family of sharks that hang out in the bay, 537 00:31:01,410 --> 00:31:02,604 but they're quite small. 538 00:31:02,955 --> 00:31:05,865 Like this big. They're cute. 539 00:31:06,621 --> 00:31:07,796 Okay. 540 00:31:10,631 --> 00:31:12,513 - Yeah, let's do it. - Cool. 541 00:31:12,515 --> 00:31:13,741 Enjoy yourselves. 542 00:31:13,743 --> 00:31:15,579 And I'll see you tonight at the lobster bake. 543 00:31:15,581 --> 00:31:16,581 Yup. 544 00:31:18,892 --> 00:31:23,222 Oh. God. What is this? 545 00:31:23,224 --> 00:31:26,148 Can somebody clean this up, please? Dillon? 546 00:31:36,998 --> 00:31:40,430 What I'm hearing is you're having a lot of fatigue. 547 00:31:41,127 --> 00:31:42,570 Yeah. 548 00:31:43,329 --> 00:31:45,884 I feel like taking a nap right now. 549 00:31:46,521 --> 00:31:48,414 Why do you think you're so tired? 550 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,576 I think it's 'cause I'm so close to the floor. 551 00:31:55,140 --> 00:31:56,427 In general. 552 00:31:57,998 --> 00:32:03,175 Well... my mom passed away in June. 553 00:32:04,671 --> 00:32:06,199 I'm so sorry. 554 00:32:06,545 --> 00:32:11,331 Just dealing with all the logistics, you know, of it all. 555 00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:15,648 It's... it was just exhausting. 556 00:32:17,366 --> 00:32:19,414 And I'm still dealing with it. 557 00:32:20,171 --> 00:32:21,700 You know, my mother... 558 00:32:23,236 --> 00:32:25,299 I have her ashes, you know. 559 00:32:25,301 --> 00:32:29,151 I brought them here, and I was... you know... 560 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:32,921 I was gonna scatter them in the ocean, 'cause she loved the ocean, 561 00:32:32,923 --> 00:32:35,153 but I... you know... I don't... I... I don't even... 562 00:32:35,155 --> 00:32:37,714 I don't even know where I'm gonna scatter them. 563 00:32:41,890 --> 00:32:45,413 My mother actually passed away a few years ago, 564 00:32:45,415 --> 00:32:48,757 and, you know... I'm still grieving. 565 00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:50,815 - I'm still working through it. - Oh. 566 00:32:51,773 --> 00:32:53,912 Nobody loves you like your mother. 567 00:32:55,448 --> 00:32:56,709 Yeah. 568 00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:03,012 But... my mother, she's... 569 00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:04,557 She was, um... 570 00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:08,043 She was just... 571 00:33:09,515 --> 00:33:10,949 Yeah. 572 00:33:11,984 --> 00:33:14,711 My love life is a ruin. 573 00:33:15,089 --> 00:33:17,852 I've driven away every man that... 574 00:33:18,484 --> 00:33:21,625 I've ever been involved with, 'cause you know, I just... I get... 575 00:33:21,627 --> 00:33:24,665 I... I just, you know, I get too attached. 576 00:33:25,348 --> 00:33:27,685 And they don't like that. 577 00:33:28,415 --> 00:33:29,522 I just... 578 00:33:30,301 --> 00:33:33,339 I can't get rid of this, like... this... 579 00:33:33,341 --> 00:33:36,023 this really empty feeling. 580 00:33:38,208 --> 00:33:39,365 I want... 581 00:33:39,988 --> 00:33:42,623 I want someone to figure it out for me. 582 00:33:46,570 --> 00:33:48,756 Why don't we try something, okay? 583 00:33:50,373 --> 00:33:51,811 Will you trust me? 584 00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:56,985 Okay. 585 00:34:02,079 --> 00:34:03,617 Wow. 586 00:34:03,619 --> 00:34:06,042 Boy, you know, this feels nice. 587 00:34:06,437 --> 00:34:07,864 - Tanya? - Mm-hmm. 588 00:34:07,866 --> 00:34:09,928 I want you to repeat after me, okay? 589 00:34:10,697 --> 00:34:11,996 Okay. 590 00:34:11,998 --> 00:34:13,498 Every moment... 591 00:34:14,073 --> 00:34:15,728 Every moment... 592 00:34:15,730 --> 00:34:18,658 I'm being born into this life. 593 00:34:19,236 --> 00:34:22,357 I'm being born into this life. 594 00:34:22,359 --> 00:34:24,501 I will drop the story... 595 00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:27,808 I will drop the story... 596 00:34:27,810 --> 00:34:30,630 And feel the newness of each moment. 597 00:34:31,626 --> 00:34:35,212 And feel the newness of each moment. 598 00:34:35,214 --> 00:34:37,747 I am my own phallic mother. 599 00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:41,543 I'm my own phallic mother. 600 00:34:41,545 --> 00:34:43,837 I'm my own vaginal father. 601 00:34:44,812 --> 00:34:47,710 My own vaginal father? 602 00:34:48,573 --> 00:34:50,795 I fill my own cup. 603 00:34:51,178 --> 00:34:53,578 I fill my own cup. 604 00:34:53,974 --> 00:34:57,507 My failing body is immaterial. 605 00:34:57,509 --> 00:35:02,839 The child in me is alive and fresh as the day I was born. 606 00:35:02,841 --> 00:35:03,920 Is immaterial 607 00:35:03,922 --> 00:35:08,364 because the child in me is as fresh as the day it was born. 608 00:35:08,366 --> 00:35:11,483 I will connect with that child at all times 609 00:35:11,485 --> 00:35:13,886 and feed and nurture her. 610 00:35:13,888 --> 00:35:16,195 I will connect with that child at all times 611 00:35:16,197 --> 00:35:18,707 and feed and nurture her. 612 00:35:36,229 --> 00:35:37,724 You don't have to do this part. 613 00:35:38,056 --> 00:35:39,305 I know, but I like it, okay? 614 00:35:39,307 --> 00:35:41,395 I know. I'll just... It's a Hindu chant... 615 00:35:41,397 --> 00:35:43,619 - Okay. - So just listen... 616 00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:45,602 - and breathe. - I love it. 617 00:36:48,448 --> 00:36:49,900 What are you doing? 618 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:52,375 Huh? 619 00:36:52,678 --> 00:36:54,756 Why do you keep looking at your dick? 620 00:36:55,650 --> 00:36:58,008 I'm not. I'm looking at my balls. 621 00:37:03,339 --> 00:37:04,853 I'm gonna go in. 622 00:37:05,667 --> 00:37:07,641 Are you afraid of sharks? 623 00:37:08,350 --> 00:37:09,400 It's just... 624 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,796 Hey. 625 00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:38,871 Where'd you go? 626 00:37:38,873 --> 00:37:40,444 To the pool. 627 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:44,379 You know those girls from the boat, the young ones? 628 00:37:44,381 --> 00:37:49,858 They made me feel, like, really, really weird just now. 629 00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:50,921 Baba. 630 00:37:50,923 --> 00:37:53,218 - What? - The guy lied. 631 00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:55,759 I mean, that or he's just stupid or something. 632 00:37:55,761 --> 00:37:58,316 We did book the room with the pool, and we paid for it. 633 00:37:58,318 --> 00:37:59,904 My mom forwarded me the booking. 634 00:37:59,906 --> 00:38:01,553 - Shane! - What? 635 00:38:01,555 --> 00:38:03,518 I'm not gonna let him ruin our honeymoon. 636 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,659 No. But he's not. You are. 637 00:38:05,994 --> 00:38:08,962 Like, let's just enjoy this room. It's nice. 638 00:38:08,964 --> 00:38:11,466 Just forget about the other room. 639 00:38:11,468 --> 00:38:12,929 But we paid for it. 640 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,016 Get over yourself. 641 00:38:16,018 --> 00:38:17,920 Get over myself? 642 00:38:17,922 --> 00:38:19,099 Get over it. 643 00:38:19,101 --> 00:38:21,888 Like, why are we even thinking about this? 644 00:38:21,890 --> 00:38:25,888 Let's just enjoy our honeymoon, you know? 645 00:38:25,890 --> 00:38:28,233 There's no problem. 646 00:38:30,452 --> 00:38:33,224 Oh my God. Baba. 647 00:38:33,643 --> 00:38:34,823 What? 648 00:38:34,825 --> 00:38:37,169 It's our first marital spat. 649 00:38:37,795 --> 00:38:38,800 Uh... 650 00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:43,087 Is that what you want? Are you looking for fights? 651 00:38:43,089 --> 00:38:46,570 Not with you. I'm not fighting. 652 00:38:47,733 --> 00:38:49,893 Just come here. Come over here. 653 00:38:50,251 --> 00:38:51,607 Come here. 654 00:38:57,966 --> 00:39:01,922 I won't mention it again. I'll take care of it. Okay? 655 00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:07,068 I just want you have the best. The best. 656 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:09,460 Okay. 657 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:11,790 Okay. 658 00:39:16,904 --> 00:39:18,695 Yeah. Today at 3:00? 659 00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:22,248 Oh, yeah. Let me take a look. We can... 660 00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,837 Of course, we can do the massage, 661 00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:26,273 and then we can follow that with the scrub. 662 00:39:26,275 --> 00:39:27,309 We can do the wrap too. 663 00:39:27,311 --> 00:39:29,832 Unfortunately, we can't do the scrubs in the room. 664 00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:32,273 We have a water room for that. 665 00:39:32,275 --> 00:39:34,485 Okay. Great. We'll get you in for that. 666 00:39:34,487 --> 00:39:37,670 And then, you also wanted a wrap too? 667 00:39:40,755 --> 00:39:44,644 We'll do that at 3:00, massage, followed by scrub, 668 00:39:44,646 --> 00:39:47,971 followed by the wrap. And you also... 669 00:39:47,973 --> 00:39:49,802 Yes, yes, yes. 670 00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:51,684 - We can absolutely do a facial. - I loved it. 671 00:39:53,214 --> 00:39:55,339 The exfoliating facial is pretty intensive. 672 00:39:55,341 --> 00:39:58,879 It's about an hour and a half, so we can, um... 673 00:40:01,041 --> 00:40:02,640 Oh, no. Absolutely. 674 00:40:02,642 --> 00:40:05,152 We can take the whole block of time if you want. 675 00:40:11,405 --> 00:40:13,060 See anything good? 676 00:40:13,531 --> 00:40:16,104 No. Not really. 677 00:40:18,147 --> 00:40:24,553 I saw... a lot of seaweed. It was... pretty gross. 678 00:40:24,906 --> 00:40:25,974 Yeah. 679 00:40:29,649 --> 00:40:31,096 What? 680 00:40:32,065 --> 00:40:33,870 Ah, I'm just thinking. 681 00:40:36,180 --> 00:40:38,990 Being a man, being a young man... 682 00:40:39,878 --> 00:40:42,190 in this time right now, can't be easy. 683 00:40:43,113 --> 00:40:46,619 Why? 'Cause we can't harass girls anymore? 684 00:40:46,621 --> 00:40:47,992 No. 685 00:40:49,845 --> 00:40:51,381 Well, yeah. 686 00:40:53,450 --> 00:40:54,621 I don't know. 687 00:40:55,365 --> 00:41:00,179 I don't know, the modern world today is just so... emasculating. 688 00:41:00,181 --> 00:41:02,316 You mean, like, we're cucked? 689 00:41:03,624 --> 00:41:04,834 Yeah. 690 00:41:05,731 --> 00:41:08,240 Unless you're a fireman or something. 691 00:41:08,682 --> 00:41:12,066 You know, I think... it's like every kid... 692 00:41:13,178 --> 00:41:17,397 like, growing up, wants to be the hero of the story. 693 00:41:17,399 --> 00:41:19,196 And in the end... 694 00:41:20,717 --> 00:41:23,316 you know, you're just happy you're not the villain. 695 00:41:23,779 --> 00:41:25,197 You know what I'm saying? 696 00:41:25,564 --> 00:41:27,702 Is this about mom making more money than you? 697 00:41:27,704 --> 00:41:31,373 No. It's not about that. What? 698 00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:33,090 Sorry. Sorry. 699 00:41:33,092 --> 00:41:34,092 I'm just... 700 00:41:36,378 --> 00:41:38,661 I'm proud of you, Quinn. That's all. 701 00:41:39,062 --> 00:41:40,199 Thanks. 702 00:41:41,302 --> 00:41:44,594 And I just hope that you, like, think of me... 703 00:41:46,801 --> 00:41:52,112 and... remember this time... in a positive way. 704 00:41:55,586 --> 00:41:56,586 Okay. 705 00:41:58,763 --> 00:41:59,994 I love you. 706 00:42:02,708 --> 00:42:04,032 I love you, too. 707 00:42:36,231 --> 00:42:38,919 If you like pineapple, the soufflé will knock your socks off. 708 00:42:38,921 --> 00:42:40,765 That's my tip for tonight. 709 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:43,471 Enjoy yourselves, lovebirds. 710 00:42:43,473 --> 00:42:45,042 How are you tonight, people? 711 00:42:45,044 --> 00:42:46,880 - Oh, good, thanks. - Good to see you. 712 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,960 Like she actually cared about the working poor. 713 00:42:55,962 --> 00:42:58,940 She was a neoliberal war hawk. 714 00:42:58,942 --> 00:43:01,338 She was a neolib and a neocon. 715 00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:03,585 I'm sorry. Did you say Hillary Clinton? 716 00:43:03,587 --> 00:43:04,923 Something about Hillary Clinton? 717 00:43:04,925 --> 00:43:06,445 Nothing, Mom. 718 00:43:06,447 --> 00:43:09,189 Oh. Oh, is that the trendy thing they're teaching now, 719 00:43:09,191 --> 00:43:11,013 to hate on Hillary Clinton? 720 00:43:11,015 --> 00:43:12,791 Mom, don't get triggered. 721 00:43:12,793 --> 00:43:15,516 Hillary Clinton is one of the most influential women 722 00:43:15,518 --> 00:43:16,895 of the last 30 years, 723 00:43:16,897 --> 00:43:21,290 and many women in my generation very much admire Hillary Clinton. 724 00:43:21,292 --> 00:43:24,488 Okay. Don't worry about it, Mom. We all love Hillary Clinton. 725 00:43:24,490 --> 00:43:27,686 How was the snorkeling? Did you see the little sharks? 726 00:43:27,688 --> 00:43:30,124 Nope. Didn't see much. 727 00:43:30,126 --> 00:43:32,075 No? Well, go first thing in the morning, 728 00:43:32,077 --> 00:43:34,485 take a little bread, and they'll swim right up to you. 729 00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:36,119 It's like a Disney movie. 730 00:43:36,674 --> 00:43:38,563 A slightly scary Disney movie. 731 00:43:40,263 --> 00:43:41,951 Oh. Excuse me. 732 00:43:43,114 --> 00:43:44,290 What? What is it? 733 00:43:44,292 --> 00:43:47,763 Um, Lani is in your office, having a baby. 734 00:43:47,765 --> 00:43:50,016 What? Who's Lani? 735 00:43:50,018 --> 00:43:51,302 The trainee. 736 00:43:51,304 --> 00:43:53,143 What do you mean she's having a baby? 737 00:43:53,145 --> 00:43:54,512 She is in labor. 738 00:43:55,072 --> 00:43:59,510 Lani, the trainee, is having a baby in my office? 739 00:43:59,849 --> 00:44:01,262 That's not possible. 740 00:44:02,207 --> 00:44:03,529 Well, it's happening. 741 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,318 Oh, fuck. 742 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,791 Uh, Armond. Oh my gosh. 743 00:44:08,793 --> 00:44:10,911 I have to tell you something. I have to tell you. 744 00:44:10,913 --> 00:44:12,948 I had the most amazing treatment today. 745 00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:15,243 You know, I've had a lot of treatments in this lifetime. 746 00:44:15,245 --> 00:44:17,038 And I swear to God, the one that I had today 747 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,985 was probably the best treatment I've ever had. 748 00:44:18,987 --> 00:44:20,125 It was incredible. 749 00:44:20,127 --> 00:44:21,916 I'm sorry, madam. I'm needed in the office. 750 00:44:21,918 --> 00:44:25,473 Okay, but listen. Listen, I have a massage scheduled for tomorrow. 751 00:44:25,475 --> 00:44:28,132 And, um, I want to request Belinda. 752 00:44:28,134 --> 00:44:29,857 - Belinda is the best. - I'll make a note. 753 00:44:29,859 --> 00:44:30,945 Can you help me with that? 754 00:44:30,947 --> 00:44:32,457 - I'll make a note. - All right. 755 00:44:33,512 --> 00:44:34,843 God! 756 00:44:35,550 --> 00:44:37,407 Lani, what's going on? 757 00:44:38,216 --> 00:44:39,904 Why didn't you tell me you were pregnant? 758 00:44:39,906 --> 00:44:43,403 I'm sorry. I needed work, okay? I... 759 00:44:43,405 --> 00:44:46,352 You... you can't have a baby the first day on the job. 760 00:44:46,693 --> 00:44:50,913 I didn't know. She's early. Oh, she's early. 761 00:44:50,915 --> 00:44:52,990 Well, do you have a doctor. Lani? 762 00:44:52,992 --> 00:44:54,522 Dr. Rezz is on his way. 763 00:44:54,524 --> 00:44:56,663 But he is coming from the other side of the island. 764 00:44:56,665 --> 00:44:58,440 - Oh my God. - He'll be here. 765 00:44:59,711 --> 00:45:01,215 Somebody should get Belinda up here. 766 00:45:01,217 --> 00:45:03,629 Seems like she might have dabbled in midwifery. 767 00:45:03,631 --> 00:45:05,550 Yeah. M... maybe one of the guests is a doctor? 768 00:45:05,552 --> 00:45:07,973 What? I'm supposed to walk around the lobster bake, Dillon? 769 00:45:07,975 --> 00:45:11,073 "Is there a doctor? Our trainee is having a baby in the lobby." Idiot! 770 00:45:18,189 --> 00:45:20,827 It's like the only activity they have here. 771 00:45:24,329 --> 00:45:26,845 What are you doing? Stop. That's embarrassing. 772 00:45:26,847 --> 00:45:29,203 - I'm helping. - Mom, what the fuck? 773 00:45:29,528 --> 00:45:32,702 Lobster is very tough. It's very tough. 774 00:45:32,704 --> 00:45:36,290 Oh, it hurts. I can't! 775 00:45:39,007 --> 00:45:42,399 - Oh God, oh God, oh God. - You're okay. 776 00:46:01,327 --> 00:46:03,095 I'm gonna go back up to the room. 777 00:46:03,097 --> 00:46:04,098 Thank you. 778 00:46:23,873 --> 00:46:27,329 Hey, I bet those are the German fuckers that got our room. 779 00:46:27,921 --> 00:46:28,921 What? 780 00:46:31,152 --> 00:46:32,216 That's all right. 781 00:46:33,678 --> 00:46:34,836 You look beautiful. 782 00:46:36,049 --> 00:46:37,210 Thank you. 783 00:46:37,568 --> 00:46:39,434 Sir! Hey, sir. 784 00:46:39,436 --> 00:46:40,436 - Hey. - Y... yes? 785 00:46:40,438 --> 00:46:44,566 Um, I have an email here... uh, about the booking. 786 00:46:44,568 --> 00:46:46,726 Can I talk to you about this in just a minute? 787 00:46:47,884 --> 00:46:50,445 Uh, yeah. No problem. Yeah. Whenever. 788 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:55,108 Or never. It's all good. 789 00:46:55,743 --> 00:46:56,907 It's all good. 790 00:46:57,414 --> 00:46:59,366 Thank God I caught you. 791 00:46:59,368 --> 00:47:01,289 - What's going on? - I have no idea what to do. 792 00:47:01,291 --> 00:47:03,857 Oh, hey. Hi. Hey. 793 00:47:03,859 --> 00:47:07,440 Hey... Wait... Belinda. Belinda. 794 00:47:08,016 --> 00:47:09,616 Belinda, it's me. 795 00:47:10,010 --> 00:47:13,128 To... the adventure of a lifetime. 796 00:47:14,879 --> 00:47:16,630 There's no one I'd rather be doing it with. 797 00:47:16,632 --> 00:47:17,703 Cheers. 798 00:47:20,168 --> 00:47:22,125 You're doing great, Lani, okay? Breathe for me. 799 00:47:22,127 --> 00:47:24,976 You gotta breathe. Give me your eyes. Breathe deep in, okay? 800 00:47:24,978 --> 00:47:26,851 In. Out. 801 00:47:26,853 --> 00:47:28,024 Hey. Doctor's here. 802 00:47:29,029 --> 00:47:30,522 Oh, thank God. 803 00:47:31,229 --> 00:47:33,634 - Hey, Lani, I'm Dr. Rezz. - Thank you. 804 00:47:33,636 --> 00:47:35,133 We're here to take care of you. 805 00:47:35,135 --> 00:47:37,365 Let me get some gloves, check your vitals real quick. 806 00:47:37,367 --> 00:47:38,729 It hurts so bad. 807 00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:40,567 How far apart are your contractions? 808 00:47:40,569 --> 00:47:41,803 Two minutes. 809 00:47:41,805 --> 00:47:42,935 - Two minutes? - Yeah. 810 00:47:42,937 --> 00:47:44,743 I just thought she was chunky. 811 00:47:45,155 --> 00:47:49,102 You know, the poor woman was having a baby and I... 812 00:47:49,104 --> 00:47:50,886 I didn't even notice. 813 00:47:56,096 --> 00:47:57,430 Fuck. 814 00:48:50,402 --> 00:48:52,172 Did you think that guy was hot? 815 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,464 What guy? 816 00:48:54,817 --> 00:48:58,240 That guy you were gawking at by the tiki torches. 817 00:49:01,845 --> 00:49:05,450 I don't remember seeing a guy by the tiki torches. 818 00:49:10,755 --> 00:49:14,226 Quinn, what are you doing in there? Are you fapping? 819 00:49:14,228 --> 00:49:16,118 Fuck off! 820 00:49:26,084 --> 00:49:28,779 Shit. Nicole, it's the doctor. 821 00:49:28,781 --> 00:49:31,858 I told you, today is tomorrow. Answer it. 822 00:49:33,415 --> 00:49:34,540 Hello. 823 00:49:35,266 --> 00:49:36,845 Mark Mossbacher? 824 00:49:36,847 --> 00:49:38,004 This is he. 825 00:49:38,006 --> 00:49:40,624 Hi, do you have a minute for the doctor? 826 00:49:40,626 --> 00:49:42,359 Yeah. Of course. 827 00:49:42,361 --> 00:49:44,372 Okay. One second. I'll put him right on. 828 00:49:45,474 --> 00:49:47,026 He's calling me first thing. 829 00:49:48,079 --> 00:49:49,510 Don't read into it. 830 00:50:08,072 --> 00:50:10,480 I'm so sorry, Mark. I just lost him. 831 00:50:10,482 --> 00:50:11,482 What? 832 00:50:11,484 --> 00:50:13,896 Can we call you back in a few minutes? 833 00:50:13,898 --> 00:50:16,595 Hey, I'm on vacation. It's very late here. 834 00:50:16,597 --> 00:50:19,087 Can you just please get him back? 835 00:50:19,089 --> 00:50:21,365 I'm so sorry. It'll just be a few minutes. 836 00:50:21,367 --> 00:50:23,582 I promise. Call you right back. 837 00:50:24,287 --> 00:50:25,319 Okay. 838 00:50:25,321 --> 00:50:26,322 Okay. Thanks. 839 00:50:32,461 --> 00:50:34,610 It's gonna be okay, Mark. 840 00:50:37,149 --> 00:50:39,389 It's... it's gonna be good news. 841 00:50:40,245 --> 00:50:42,196 Good things happen to good people. 842 00:50:58,923 --> 00:51:00,190 We're married. 843 00:51:01,255 --> 00:51:02,728 We're on our honeymoon. 844 00:51:03,752 --> 00:51:06,571 Yeah. Yep. 845 00:51:08,895 --> 00:51:10,314 I'm happy. 846 00:51:11,668 --> 00:51:12,999 Yeah. Me, too. 847 00:51:13,495 --> 00:51:15,071 I just hope that we don't become 848 00:51:15,073 --> 00:51:17,794 like one of those old, depressing couples 849 00:51:17,796 --> 00:51:22,805 with all this baggage and resentment and regrets. 850 00:51:22,807 --> 00:51:23,807 And... 851 00:51:25,690 --> 00:51:28,964 I just hope it always stays this way, you know? 852 00:51:29,267 --> 00:51:30,868 Yeah. It will, baba. 853 00:51:32,558 --> 00:51:33,800 Promise? 854 00:51:34,102 --> 00:51:35,242 Yeah. 855 00:51:37,446 --> 00:51:38,475 Come here. 856 00:51:50,572 --> 00:51:52,735 We are always gonna feel like this. 857 00:51:53,463 --> 00:51:55,794 We will always be young. 858 00:51:56,593 --> 00:51:59,676 And we will always be in love. 859 00:52:00,575 --> 00:52:04,540 And there will be days and days just like this. 860 00:52:07,845 --> 00:52:09,678 - Okay? - Okay. 861 00:52:10,871 --> 00:52:11,871 Hmm. 862 00:53:06,865 --> 00:53:11,866 - Synced and corrected by Darrow - - www.addic7ed.com - 863 00:54:17,771 --> 00:54:19,091 I wish we had drugs. 864 00:54:20,052 --> 00:54:22,687 I've got Ambien, Xanax, and a few Klonpin, 865 00:54:22,689 --> 00:54:25,441 but we can't use it all, 'cause I need them for my panic attacks. 866 00:54:27,278 --> 00:54:30,316 Oh... You think you could have dinner with me at the hotel tonight? 867 00:54:30,318 --> 00:54:31,702 The hotel doesn't really like it 868 00:54:31,704 --> 00:54:33,784 when the staff interacts with the guests. 869 00:54:33,786 --> 00:54:35,521 This is like some kind of caste system... 870 00:54:35,958 --> 00:54:38,281 Thank you for bringing me here. 871 00:54:38,283 --> 00:54:39,418 How are you, having fun? 872 00:54:39,420 --> 00:54:42,321 You have the most beautiful skin I've ever seen. 873 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:44,501 We got... we gotta go... 874 00:54:44,503 --> 00:54:46,075 Girls, you left your... 875 00:54:47,001 --> 00:54:49,292 If it turns up, I will call immediately. 876 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,207 - Surprise! - Mom! 877 00:54:53,264 --> 00:54:56,050 A lot of great girls came and went, but you won. 878 00:54:56,052 --> 00:54:58,119 You're making me sound like a trophy wife. 879 00:54:58,121 --> 00:54:59,546 Well, what's so wrong with that? 880 00:55:00,305 --> 00:55:02,813 I do not see what the big deal is. 881 00:55:02,815 --> 00:55:04,271 It's our honeymoon! 882 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:06,971 I'm on vacation. 883 00:55:07,819 --> 00:55:09,156 I'm trying to unwind... 884 00:55:09,572 --> 00:55:11,972 from the stress that is my life. 885 00:55:13,402 --> 00:55:14,402 So, who's the guy? 886 00:55:14,404 --> 00:55:16,946 The one you've been sneaking out every night to have sex with? 887 00:55:17,953 --> 00:55:19,703 You're so real. 888 00:55:19,705 --> 00:55:20,705 I'm very real. 889 00:55:22,117 --> 00:55:23,867 So, what's your guys' secret? 890 00:55:23,869 --> 00:55:25,420 How do you keep the spark alive? 891 00:55:25,422 --> 00:55:26,837 The spark? 892 00:55:26,839 --> 00:55:28,900 No, it's not alive, it died. 893 00:55:30,088 --> 00:55:31,682 Goodbye, mother! 894 00:55:33,006 --> 00:55:36,256 I don't want a free massage. I don't want cheap champagne. 895 00:55:36,258 --> 00:55:38,628 - Enjoy. - What I want is to speak to your boss. 896 00:55:39,685 --> 00:55:42,344 He thinks we've ruined his honeymoon, I will ruin his honeymoon! 897 00:55:53,374 --> 00:55:56,483 Honeymooners... Whoo!