1 00:00:00,024 --> 00:00:01,517 Welcome to the White Lotus. 2 00:00:01,519 --> 00:00:02,646 Happy to be here. 3 00:00:02,648 --> 00:00:04,110 - We just got married 4 00:00:04,112 --> 00:00:05,282 the day before yesterday. 5 00:00:05,284 --> 00:00:07,021 Sounds like you scored. He's super rich. 6 00:00:07,023 --> 00:00:08,574 Well, his family is wealthy. 7 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:10,125 I think you put us in the wrong room. 8 00:00:10,127 --> 00:00:12,226 Maybe I should call my mother? 9 00:00:13,585 --> 00:00:15,292 Why do you keep looking at your dick? 10 00:00:15,294 --> 00:00:16,295 I'm looking at my balls. 11 00:00:16,297 --> 00:00:18,258 Are they bigger? I haven't seen them in a while. 12 00:00:18,260 --> 00:00:20,872 - It's cancer. - We have not gotten the results. 13 00:00:20,874 --> 00:00:22,670 Nicole, it's the doctor. 14 00:00:24,932 --> 00:00:28,039 She can't have a baby the first day on the job! 15 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,430 Did you think that guy was hot? 16 00:00:30,432 --> 00:00:31,600 What guy? 17 00:00:35,108 --> 00:00:37,132 Fuck! 18 00:01:49,641 --> 00:01:54,641 - Synced and corrected by Darrow - - www.addic7ed.com - 19 00:02:11,872 --> 00:02:14,062 Does this suck? 20 00:02:16,406 --> 00:02:18,396 Are you worried we're gonna get bored? 21 00:02:19,517 --> 00:02:20,576 No. 22 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:25,585 I wish we had drugs. 23 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:27,779 I know. 24 00:02:30,088 --> 00:02:31,386 I have weed. 25 00:02:41,366 --> 00:02:43,595 - Holy shit. - It's not very much. 26 00:02:47,666 --> 00:02:49,996 I don't have anything to smoke it with, though. 27 00:02:50,954 --> 00:02:53,846 Oh, wait. What am I talking about? 28 00:02:55,685 --> 00:02:56,943 I threw it in last minute. 29 00:02:59,023 --> 00:03:00,405 Fucking legend. 30 00:03:02,379 --> 00:03:03,714 Is your mom gonna freak? 31 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:05,377 Yeah, totally. 32 00:03:08,383 --> 00:03:10,009 Do you wanna do a shotgun? 33 00:03:10,011 --> 00:03:11,255 Yes. 34 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:31,980 We're gonna get fat. This shit makes everything delicious. 35 00:03:31,982 --> 00:03:35,271 Oh, shit. I have Addies if you wanna be skinny tweakers. 36 00:03:36,246 --> 00:03:37,582 I don't like taking 'em, though, 37 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,545 'cause then I can't sleep and I get all jittery. 38 00:03:39,547 --> 00:03:40,999 Oh, well, I... 39 00:03:41,933 --> 00:03:43,536 I brought Ambien, 40 00:03:44,513 --> 00:03:47,673 uh, Xanax, and a few Klonopin. 41 00:03:47,675 --> 00:03:50,664 But we can't use it all 'cause I need them for my panic attacks. 42 00:03:53,241 --> 00:03:55,337 Holy shit. 43 00:03:55,993 --> 00:03:59,392 I totally forgot that I stashed some ketamine in here, Paula. 44 00:03:59,394 --> 00:04:01,341 We're so stacked. 45 00:04:02,854 --> 00:04:04,966 Hawaiian K-hole. 46 00:04:06,182 --> 00:04:08,287 I love it when you whisper. 47 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:12,056 Do you wanna do some ASMR? 48 00:05:17,509 --> 00:05:18,593 Yeah! 49 00:05:18,595 --> 00:05:20,714 Yeah! Oh, thank God. 50 00:05:20,716 --> 00:05:22,007 The fuck? 51 00:05:24,025 --> 00:05:25,555 Everything's fine. 52 00:05:25,937 --> 00:05:27,885 Your dad just found out he doesn't have cancer. 53 00:05:29,466 --> 00:05:30,636 What? 54 00:05:30,638 --> 00:05:32,486 Is something on fire? 55 00:05:32,488 --> 00:05:35,581 No, uh, we're just doing witchcraft. 56 00:05:35,933 --> 00:05:38,401 Making offerings to Hecate. 57 00:05:40,442 --> 00:05:41,442 Oh. 58 00:05:42,585 --> 00:05:44,256 Well, isn't it great news about your dad? 59 00:05:44,258 --> 00:05:46,286 He was convinced he's dying, but he's gonna live. 60 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,613 Okay, great. 61 00:05:51,705 --> 00:05:53,376 Can you guys go back to your spaces now? 62 00:05:54,530 --> 00:05:56,606 Okay. Night. 63 00:05:57,301 --> 00:05:59,692 Honey, the kids are so happy. 64 00:05:59,694 --> 00:06:02,172 I just told them, and they're thrilled. 65 00:06:04,954 --> 00:06:06,387 Can I get a hit? 66 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,014 No. 67 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,088 I'm telling Mom that you're doing bong rips in the room, then. 68 00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:13,357 Don't be a little bitch. 69 00:06:13,359 --> 00:06:15,388 Snitches get stitches. 70 00:06:24,745 --> 00:06:25,920 Where were we? 71 00:08:51,981 --> 00:08:54,002 So, what's going on? How's Lani? 72 00:08:55,765 --> 00:08:57,150 Who's Lani? 73 00:08:57,152 --> 00:08:59,243 Wait. Are you serious? 74 00:08:59,635 --> 00:09:03,032 The trainee that had a baby in your office. 75 00:09:03,034 --> 00:09:04,705 Yeah. She's, um... 76 00:09:05,189 --> 00:09:07,407 She's at the hospital. I think she's okay. 77 00:09:07,735 --> 00:09:09,126 How's the baby? 78 00:09:11,187 --> 00:09:13,476 Well, if it had died, I think I would've heard. 79 00:09:15,227 --> 00:09:17,392 Are... Are you okay? 80 00:09:19,047 --> 00:09:23,903 I was criticizing her all day, and she was in fucking labor. 81 00:09:25,017 --> 00:09:27,472 Last night, I wanted a drink so fucking bad. 82 00:09:27,474 --> 00:09:28,474 Uh-uh. 83 00:09:28,476 --> 00:09:32,272 Listen, you are five years sober. You don't wanna mess with that. 84 00:09:32,274 --> 00:09:35,554 Yeah, but what if I just can't fucking do this anymore? 85 00:09:37,985 --> 00:09:40,767 You're gonna get it together. Okay? 86 00:09:41,177 --> 00:09:44,940 You still got some gas in the tank, right? 87 00:09:55,611 --> 00:09:56,611 Aloha. 88 00:09:56,613 --> 00:09:58,700 This is Mr. Ferrer, in the Bredford suite. 89 00:09:58,702 --> 00:10:00,355 Yes, Mr. Ferrer, how can I help you? 90 00:10:00,357 --> 00:10:02,832 The treble on my TV is too high. 91 00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:03,834 Just go. 92 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:06,134 I need it removed from the sound bar. 93 00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:07,208 Uh-huh. 94 00:10:09,266 --> 00:10:10,689 Girls. 95 00:10:11,339 --> 00:10:13,300 Let's get going. You don't wanna miss breakfast. 96 00:10:13,302 --> 00:10:15,520 Mom, you can't just open the doors. 97 00:10:15,522 --> 00:10:16,522 Why not? 98 00:10:16,524 --> 00:10:18,104 Paula's an HSP. 99 00:10:18,106 --> 00:10:19,652 What is that? 100 00:10:19,654 --> 00:10:21,728 Highly sensitive person. 101 00:10:21,730 --> 00:10:23,175 That's not real. 102 00:10:23,177 --> 00:10:25,056 Mom, it's a clinical diagnosis. 103 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,069 Really? Who's her physician? Lena Dunham? 104 00:10:27,071 --> 00:10:28,192 It's real. 105 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,951 Yeah, you could inflame my Morgellons. 106 00:10:29,953 --> 00:10:32,922 We don't want that. Sorry, Paula. Next time I'll knock. 107 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,148 Morning, ladies. 108 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:36,095 Oh, good, honey. Let's get breakfast. 109 00:10:36,097 --> 00:10:37,324 Okay. 110 00:10:38,944 --> 00:10:40,241 What the hell? 111 00:10:40,948 --> 00:10:43,766 Quinn, why are you on the floor? 112 00:10:45,092 --> 00:10:47,206 There's no air in here. 113 00:10:48,508 --> 00:10:49,927 Olivia. 114 00:10:49,929 --> 00:10:50,929 What? 115 00:10:50,931 --> 00:10:53,685 Your brother is stroking out in the kitchen. 116 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,803 What? Dad, what the hell are you doing? 117 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,949 - You're so beautiful. - Ugh. 118 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,175 You're so smart. 119 00:11:02,988 --> 00:11:03,988 Don't you think? 120 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,622 - Yeah. - Yeah. 121 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,645 Guys! Ugh, this is... 122 00:11:09,647 --> 00:11:10,981 Is that a water bong? 123 00:11:12,278 --> 00:11:16,027 Hey, did you guys bring pot on the plane? 124 00:11:17,146 --> 00:11:19,361 - We found it on the beach. - It's prescription. 125 00:11:19,363 --> 00:11:23,116 Yeah, what... what are you, opening a Mexican pharmacy? 126 00:11:23,118 --> 00:11:24,349 It's prescription. 127 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,739 They were partying all night and making weird lesbian noises. 128 00:11:27,741 --> 00:11:29,782 - Ugh. - We weren't being lesbians, Dad. 129 00:11:29,784 --> 00:11:30,995 Yeah, we were being sea hags. 130 00:11:30,997 --> 00:11:32,624 I think this might be better over here. 131 00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:35,931 Uh, okay. Hey, sweetie. 132 00:11:36,244 --> 00:11:38,796 I thought I had cancer, but I don't. 133 00:11:39,271 --> 00:11:42,880 Yeah. I just have an abnormal reaction to a virus. 134 00:11:42,882 --> 00:11:43,894 That's great. 135 00:11:43,896 --> 00:11:46,557 Yeah! So I have a... like a new lease on life. 136 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:49,427 You're not getting rid of me yet, kid. 137 00:11:50,149 --> 00:11:51,808 Why'd you think you had cancer? 138 00:11:53,217 --> 00:11:57,065 Well, if you really wanna know, Paula, my testicles are swollen. 139 00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:01,290 - Swole balls? Really? - Yeah. 140 00:12:01,292 --> 00:12:03,542 Did they biopsy your balls, Dad? 141 00:12:03,544 --> 00:12:04,839 No, just an MRI. 142 00:12:04,841 --> 00:12:05,841 Are they still big? 143 00:12:05,843 --> 00:12:07,377 Have they deflated yet? 144 00:12:08,338 --> 00:12:09,338 Not yet. 145 00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:12,945 So if it's a virus, are you contagious? 146 00:12:15,261 --> 00:12:17,300 If we caught it what would happen to us? 147 00:12:18,162 --> 00:12:19,812 Will our clits explode? 148 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:23,286 That's a nauseating image, Olivia. 149 00:12:23,288 --> 00:12:24,962 Honey, what are you doing? 150 00:12:24,964 --> 00:12:26,007 I'm cleaning up. 151 00:12:26,009 --> 00:12:28,394 No, you're rearranging the hotel room. 152 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:31,107 No, I'm improving our space. 153 00:12:31,109 --> 00:12:33,064 Stop moving furniture, Nic. 154 00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:35,402 We're here for a week. I need nice feng shui. 155 00:12:35,404 --> 00:12:38,036 Dad, she's having another manic episode. 156 00:12:38,038 --> 00:12:39,578 Oh, good. 157 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,371 Okay. Let's go guys, let's go to breakfast. 158 00:12:41,373 --> 00:12:43,459 - Quinn, get your clothes on. - Mom, it's vacation! 159 00:12:43,461 --> 00:12:44,882 It's a breakfast buffet in Hawaii! 160 00:12:44,884 --> 00:12:48,042 It shouldn't be a stressful situation! 161 00:12:49,391 --> 00:12:51,139 Does he have to slam every door? 162 00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:52,388 What? 163 00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:54,055 Love ya, bud. 164 00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:39,370 Hey. 165 00:13:40,513 --> 00:13:41,978 Buffet is decent. 166 00:13:45,554 --> 00:13:46,758 What is it? 167 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:49,644 I just got an offer to do a piece. 168 00:13:49,646 --> 00:13:52,683 Ah, you're on your honeymoon. Fuck that. 169 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,095 Yeah. 170 00:13:55,198 --> 00:13:56,668 Does it sound good? 171 00:13:57,081 --> 00:14:01,525 Oh, it's, um, about a YouTube influencer 172 00:14:02,484 --> 00:14:04,650 who sponsored a Get Out The Vote campaign. 173 00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:08,320 And then he took the five winners to Burning Man in a... 174 00:14:08,322 --> 00:14:11,290 an electric RV that can actually hover above the ground. 175 00:14:12,294 --> 00:14:15,045 What? Fuck that. 176 00:14:15,047 --> 00:14:16,201 Yeah. 177 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:20,004 But he got 80,000 teenagers to register to vote. 178 00:14:20,006 --> 00:14:21,326 What are they gonna pay you? 179 00:14:22,421 --> 00:14:24,436 A few hundred dollars. 180 00:14:24,438 --> 00:14:26,931 No way. Tell 'em no. 181 00:14:27,437 --> 00:14:30,145 Well... Thank you. 182 00:14:30,147 --> 00:14:32,273 I can't say no. If I keep saying no, then they're... 183 00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:33,964 they're not gonna come to me anymore. 184 00:14:33,966 --> 00:14:37,304 Like, if I want assignments, then I... I need to stay in the mix. 185 00:14:37,306 --> 00:14:38,977 Yeah, but what? You're on your honeymoon. 186 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,794 You're gonna hole up in the hotel room, 187 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,868 just write some disposable garbage? 188 00:14:43,902 --> 00:14:45,455 It's not garbage. 189 00:14:45,457 --> 00:14:47,673 Yeah, fine, but it's like... 190 00:14:47,675 --> 00:14:49,996 it's like so many of the assignments they give you. 191 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,288 It's just clickbait gussied up as some, like, 192 00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:54,874 high-minded trendy woke bullshit. 193 00:14:54,876 --> 00:14:56,797 Plus, what does it matter if they stop calling? 194 00:14:56,799 --> 00:14:57,845 You don't need the money. 195 00:14:57,847 --> 00:15:01,500 Yeah, but I spent years of my life building these relationships. 196 00:15:02,949 --> 00:15:03,949 Look... 197 00:15:07,427 --> 00:15:09,996 You did those jobs for dough. Right? 198 00:15:09,998 --> 00:15:12,572 'Cause you needed the work. And... 199 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,325 I don't know, I hate to, like, blow your mind, 200 00:15:15,327 --> 00:15:17,690 but your situation has changed. 201 00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:20,578 Like, you don't need to do anything anymore. 202 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:22,952 Now you just do what you wanna do. 203 00:15:22,954 --> 00:15:24,625 And whatever that is. 204 00:15:27,124 --> 00:15:29,454 Well, that's very generous of you. 205 00:15:29,456 --> 00:15:32,331 You're my wife. Come on. 206 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,468 You must've thought about this. 207 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:39,111 The reality of that's, like, hard to process, you know? 208 00:15:39,113 --> 00:15:41,369 Like, my parents were always broke, 209 00:15:41,371 --> 00:15:44,011 and I haven't spent a day of my life, Shane, 210 00:15:44,013 --> 00:15:48,296 where I wasn't hustling or generally just worried about money. 211 00:15:49,146 --> 00:15:51,301 Welcome to the rest of your wonderful life. 212 00:15:53,641 --> 00:15:54,891 I'll be right back. 'Scuse me. 213 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,823 Hey, excuse me. Hey, buddy. Excuse me. 214 00:15:57,825 --> 00:15:59,925 Ah, Mr. Patton. How are you this morning? 215 00:15:59,927 --> 00:16:00,927 Yeah. Okay. 216 00:16:00,929 --> 00:16:03,862 So I have this email here, forwarded from my mother. 217 00:16:03,864 --> 00:16:05,314 Oh, an email from your mother. 218 00:16:06,242 --> 00:16:07,694 Okay. Okay. 219 00:16:07,696 --> 00:16:10,616 So, yesterday you said that we paid for the room that we have. 220 00:16:10,618 --> 00:16:17,763 But actually we did pay more money for the room we don't have. So... 221 00:16:17,765 --> 00:16:18,893 I assure you, 222 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:22,548 your mother is only paying the rate for your current room. 223 00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:24,533 Right. 224 00:16:25,878 --> 00:16:27,128 You guys made a mistake. 225 00:16:27,877 --> 00:16:29,714 Okay? So just... 226 00:16:29,716 --> 00:16:31,896 just own up to your mistake, it's all I'm asking. 227 00:16:31,898 --> 00:16:33,859 Well, if there's been a mistake, I do apologize. 228 00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:35,691 I'm so very sorry. 229 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:39,262 Thank you. 230 00:16:41,121 --> 00:16:46,154 Um, mistakes happen, you know, but I'm just on my honeymoon, 231 00:16:47,126 --> 00:16:48,421 you know, and, uh, 232 00:16:48,423 --> 00:16:51,762 it's just not the kind of trip where you wanna be impacted negatively 233 00:16:51,764 --> 00:16:53,099 by someone else's mistake. 234 00:16:53,101 --> 00:16:54,134 Oh, of course not. 235 00:16:54,136 --> 00:16:56,583 Right, so, I guess I'm just wondering what, uh, 236 00:16:56,585 --> 00:16:59,178 you might be able to do for us to make us feel better 237 00:16:59,562 --> 00:17:01,206 about the whole situation? 238 00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:05,194 Well, as I told you yesterday, the Pineapple Suite is occupied. 239 00:17:05,196 --> 00:17:06,736 Right. When are they leaving? 240 00:17:06,738 --> 00:17:09,423 The Volkmers are departing the day before you, on Wednesday. 241 00:17:09,425 --> 00:17:10,886 And due to our new cleaning policy, 242 00:17:10,888 --> 00:17:12,974 there would not be enough time to get you in there. 243 00:17:12,976 --> 00:17:14,578 Okay. Um... 244 00:17:15,612 --> 00:17:18,639 Do you think we can get another kind of upgrade? 245 00:17:19,986 --> 00:17:22,948 Well, you and your wife are in the biggest suite. 246 00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,685 Besides the Pineapple Suite. 247 00:17:27,402 --> 00:17:29,763 There is another suite in the same category, 248 00:17:29,765 --> 00:17:31,141 with a slightly bigger floor plan 249 00:17:31,143 --> 00:17:33,019 - because it has a second powder room. - Okay. 250 00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:35,563 I could see if it's available. Would you like a second toilet? 251 00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,274 Yeah. Great. 252 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,308 Yeah, it's a garden suite, so no ocean view, 253 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,041 but it does have that second toilet. 254 00:17:44,232 --> 00:17:47,695 Um, no. That's... That's... that's all right. 255 00:17:47,697 --> 00:17:49,510 Look, you are a valued guest, Mr. Patton. 256 00:17:49,512 --> 00:17:51,909 And I sense your frustration. 257 00:17:52,624 --> 00:17:53,624 Yeah. 258 00:17:53,626 --> 00:17:56,307 Since I can't get you the other room, um, 259 00:17:56,650 --> 00:18:00,141 I am hopeful there's some other way we can make this up to you. 260 00:18:01,486 --> 00:18:05,431 Let me think on it, okay? You go enjoy your day. 261 00:18:05,433 --> 00:18:07,493 - Okay. - And I'll come find you later. 262 00:18:07,495 --> 00:18:09,328 Yeah. Okay. 263 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:10,387 Okay. 264 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:11,756 All right. Thanks. 265 00:18:30,073 --> 00:18:31,505 Ooh. 266 00:18:33,408 --> 00:18:34,552 Belinda... 267 00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:36,906 You... 268 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:40,882 you, you're so good at this. 269 00:18:46,649 --> 00:18:47,775 Feeling better? 270 00:18:47,777 --> 00:18:49,613 Oh my God. 271 00:18:49,615 --> 00:18:50,835 Was that really 90 minutes? 272 00:18:50,837 --> 00:18:53,111 'Cause, oh my God, it... it felt like ten. 273 00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:55,128 I think you fell asleep. 274 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:58,278 Oh my God. I know I fell asleep because I... 275 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,296 I dreamt that I was on the top 276 00:19:00,298 --> 00:19:02,878 of this beautiful mountain range in Asia. 277 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,296 Oh, that's cool. 278 00:19:04,298 --> 00:19:06,834 And I had a cyanide pill. 279 00:19:07,669 --> 00:19:08,956 And I just... 280 00:19:09,756 --> 00:19:14,571 Listen, you... you are so talented. 281 00:19:14,573 --> 00:19:15,573 Thank you. 282 00:19:15,575 --> 00:19:16,803 You know, most people, 283 00:19:16,805 --> 00:19:18,516 they really don't know what they're doing. 284 00:19:18,518 --> 00:19:21,248 You know, they... they lie you down and... 285 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,700 and then you just get lubricated. 286 00:19:23,702 --> 00:19:27,749 But... you... 287 00:19:28,761 --> 00:19:30,909 you really know where you're going. 288 00:19:33,202 --> 00:19:36,076 Do you think you could have dinner with me at the hotel tonight? 289 00:19:36,078 --> 00:19:38,454 Come on. 'Cause I woke up this morning and I swear to God, 290 00:19:38,456 --> 00:19:40,574 I felt better today than I've ever felt in my life, 291 00:19:40,576 --> 00:19:44,128 and I just really need to know how you did that. 292 00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:46,677 The hotel doesn't really like it 293 00:19:46,679 --> 00:19:49,510 when the staff interacts with the guests in that way. 294 00:19:49,512 --> 00:19:51,720 What do you mean? You can't have dinner? 295 00:19:51,722 --> 00:19:53,133 It would be unusual. 296 00:19:53,135 --> 00:19:54,945 Like some kind of caste system? 297 00:19:54,947 --> 00:19:57,281 Tanya, thank you so much for the invitation. 298 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:58,388 I really appreciate it. 299 00:19:58,390 --> 00:20:00,258 That's absurd. 300 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:02,799 We can have dinner. Who do I to talk to? 301 00:20:04,905 --> 00:20:06,459 You know what? Um... 302 00:20:06,461 --> 00:20:10,738 I'll talk to Armond, and I'm sure it'll be fine. 303 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:13,072 Yeah, it will be fine. Yeah. 304 00:20:13,074 --> 00:20:15,455 Um, I get off at 7:00. 305 00:20:15,457 --> 00:20:16,457 Yeah, that's good. 306 00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:19,671 I mean, like a couple minutes after 7:00 at the... at the restaurant. 307 00:20:21,032 --> 00:20:22,244 Sounds great. 308 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,535 You guys have like nachos? 309 00:20:59,537 --> 00:21:01,044 You wanted the aloha nachos? 310 00:21:01,046 --> 00:21:02,046 Uh, yes. 311 00:21:02,048 --> 00:21:03,586 Aloha nachos comin' up. 312 00:21:09,323 --> 00:21:10,961 Ah, ja. 313 00:21:12,294 --> 00:21:14,912 Ja, ja, ja. Uh-huh. 314 00:21:15,929 --> 00:21:17,324 - Ja. - Ja. 315 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,605 Well, I'm sure I'll see you around. 316 00:21:19,607 --> 00:21:21,359 - It was nice to meet you. - See you later. 317 00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:23,101 - Auf wiedersehen. - Tschüss. 318 00:21:37,581 --> 00:21:38,690 Who are they? 319 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:42,568 Ah, it's the German couple that's staying in our room. 320 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:43,967 Mm. 321 00:21:45,574 --> 00:21:47,327 He's a fucking liar. 322 00:21:48,255 --> 00:21:49,854 The husband? 323 00:21:49,856 --> 00:21:54,054 No, the... no, the fucking dude at the fucking front desk. 324 00:21:54,872 --> 00:21:56,761 You said he apologized. 325 00:21:56,763 --> 00:22:00,204 Yeah. He told me the Germans were leaving Wednesday 326 00:22:00,206 --> 00:22:02,877 so we wouldn't have enough time to switch rooms and get in there. 327 00:22:02,879 --> 00:22:05,590 They just told me they're flying back to Hamburg on Tuesday. 328 00:22:06,068 --> 00:22:08,176 Well, then we can get into the room on Tuesday. 329 00:22:08,178 --> 00:22:09,363 What's the big deal? 330 00:22:09,365 --> 00:22:10,858 Uh, he lied. 331 00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:12,264 Well, maybe he just got it wrong. 332 00:22:12,266 --> 00:22:16,769 No. He does not want us to have that room. 333 00:22:16,771 --> 00:22:18,565 Why wouldn't he want us to have the room? 334 00:22:18,567 --> 00:22:19,628 Why would he care? 335 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,829 I bet because he thinks I'm an asshole. 336 00:22:24,373 --> 00:22:26,035 Well, were you an asshole? 337 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,763 No. 338 00:22:27,765 --> 00:22:30,739 No, I was actually trying to not be an asshole. 339 00:22:31,164 --> 00:22:32,542 But you failed? 340 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:35,770 I'll call my mom, 341 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,173 see if they refunded the difference between the rooms. 342 00:22:43,315 --> 00:22:45,073 Honey? Hi. 343 00:22:45,075 --> 00:22:46,162 Hey, Mom. What's up? 344 00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:49,538 Okay, so the situation with the room is not resolved. 345 00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:51,145 - No. - Can you check and see 346 00:22:51,147 --> 00:22:53,795 if you got a refund from the White Lotus? 347 00:22:53,797 --> 00:22:55,567 Let's just call Lorenzo. 348 00:22:55,936 --> 00:22:57,448 Who's Lorenzo? 349 00:22:57,450 --> 00:23:01,032 The travel agent, sweetie. We always use him. He's a shark. 350 00:23:01,034 --> 00:23:03,028 Yeah, yeah, get him in on it. 351 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:07,639 - Should I? - Yeah, why not. 352 00:23:07,641 --> 00:23:09,572 That's what travel agents are for, right? 353 00:23:09,574 --> 00:23:10,915 He'll deal with it. 354 00:23:11,242 --> 00:23:12,712 She's gonna have Lorenzo call. 355 00:23:12,714 --> 00:23:17,665 They're gonna regret this. Lorenzo is a gay Filipino beast. 356 00:23:21,514 --> 00:23:23,096 Hey! 357 00:23:27,517 --> 00:23:28,661 Ooh. 358 00:23:30,219 --> 00:23:33,143 Quinn, come on. Let's cut down on the screen time, okay? 359 00:23:33,888 --> 00:23:37,190 Come on. Look around. 360 00:23:37,863 --> 00:23:40,032 Isn't this place gorgeous, huh? 361 00:23:43,674 --> 00:23:47,149 Yeah? How lucky are we, huh? 362 00:23:49,646 --> 00:23:53,201 You know, when I was your age, my dad died. 363 00:23:55,877 --> 00:23:57,612 One of the great sadnesses of my life 364 00:23:57,614 --> 00:24:00,630 is that you two never got the chance to know each other. 365 00:24:00,632 --> 00:24:03,545 Dad, can I, um, save my game so I don't lose my score? 366 00:24:04,495 --> 00:24:06,537 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 367 00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:12,930 He was like a real alpha, you know? 368 00:24:12,932 --> 00:24:14,176 He was tough. 369 00:24:14,635 --> 00:24:16,066 He was tough on me. 370 00:24:18,237 --> 00:24:20,228 I worshipped him, you know? 371 00:24:22,136 --> 00:24:23,485 He was a good man. 372 00:24:26,723 --> 00:24:31,327 You know, when I thought I had cancer, I told myself... 373 00:24:31,329 --> 00:24:32,615 You mean yesterday? 374 00:24:34,257 --> 00:24:35,279 Yeah. 375 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,801 Life's too short. 376 00:24:38,235 --> 00:24:40,372 You gotta make the most out of every moment. 377 00:24:40,964 --> 00:24:43,801 You know, we've got to make the most out of every moment. 378 00:24:44,344 --> 00:24:45,713 Yeah, but with each other. 379 00:24:48,192 --> 00:24:50,597 So I signed us up to get certified in scuba. 380 00:24:50,599 --> 00:24:51,599 No. 381 00:24:51,601 --> 00:24:53,894 Yeah, come on. It's like eight hours in the pool. 382 00:24:53,896 --> 00:24:54,896 Eight hours? 383 00:24:54,898 --> 00:24:56,817 Yeah, but then we get to go out in the ocean! 384 00:24:56,819 --> 00:24:59,333 Dad, that's gonna suck so hard. 385 00:24:59,335 --> 00:25:00,780 No, come on. 386 00:25:00,782 --> 00:25:04,409 Look, I wanna do this with you, pal. 387 00:25:04,411 --> 00:25:06,630 Like, my dad was like this sportsman 388 00:25:06,632 --> 00:25:08,823 and we did all this active stuff together. 389 00:25:08,825 --> 00:25:10,983 I never passed that on to you, okay? 390 00:25:10,985 --> 00:25:14,675 So let's... let's mix it up, let's bro out. Come on. 391 00:25:18,156 --> 00:25:19,872 Okay, fine. 392 00:25:20,351 --> 00:25:21,633 - What? - Fine. 393 00:25:21,635 --> 00:25:22,913 Yes? 394 00:25:22,915 --> 00:25:24,216 Fine. 395 00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:25,580 You make me so happy. 396 00:25:50,630 --> 00:25:52,992 Sorry, am I interrupting? 397 00:25:52,994 --> 00:25:54,451 Uh, it's fine. Hi. 398 00:25:55,253 --> 00:25:59,130 Hi. I just wanna say hi. Um, I'm Rachel. 399 00:25:59,132 --> 00:26:01,500 Oh, hi, Rachel, I'm Nicole. 400 00:26:02,451 --> 00:26:05,205 I know who you are. Nicole Mossbacher. 401 00:26:05,839 --> 00:26:07,871 - Can I... uh, do you mind if I sit? - Please. 402 00:26:07,873 --> 00:26:09,913 Yeah. Thank you. Thanks. 403 00:26:12,485 --> 00:26:15,225 Hi, I'm sorry, I hope I'm not disrupting your work. 404 00:26:15,227 --> 00:26:17,339 - I know you have a huge job. - Oh. 405 00:26:17,341 --> 00:26:21,336 I'm... I'm answering emails, and they know I'm on vacation. 406 00:26:21,338 --> 00:26:22,517 Great. 407 00:26:22,519 --> 00:26:24,997 - Um, are you on your honeymoon? - Yes. 408 00:26:24,999 --> 00:26:27,532 We saw you and your husband on the boat, 409 00:26:27,534 --> 00:26:30,613 and you had that newlywed glow about you, congratulations. 410 00:26:30,615 --> 00:26:31,695 Thank you. 411 00:26:31,697 --> 00:26:34,256 I'm, actually, I'm having a little career crisis, 412 00:26:34,258 --> 00:26:36,296 and I, uh, saw you working over here, 413 00:26:36,298 --> 00:26:40,020 and I... I just wanted to say that I admire you, 414 00:26:40,022 --> 00:26:42,627 and you've just accomplished so much, 415 00:26:42,629 --> 00:26:46,316 and, as a woman, it's... it's really... it's inspiring, 416 00:26:46,318 --> 00:26:50,887 so I... I... I just wanted to tell you that. 417 00:26:50,889 --> 00:26:52,012 That's very sweet. 418 00:26:52,014 --> 00:26:53,014 Sure. 419 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,422 What's your career crisis? 420 00:26:56,624 --> 00:26:58,957 Oh, I don't know, um... 421 00:26:58,959 --> 00:27:01,843 It's a long story but, uh, you know, I just... 422 00:27:01,845 --> 00:27:04,565 I've been hustling my whole life, 423 00:27:04,567 --> 00:27:07,316 and I've made inroads, and it's not, like, the best career, 424 00:27:07,318 --> 00:27:09,953 but it's not nothing either, you know. 425 00:27:09,955 --> 00:27:12,738 Um, but Shane, my husband, 426 00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:17,774 he's from this very, very wealthy family and he's very successful, 427 00:27:17,776 --> 00:27:19,167 like way more than I am. 428 00:27:19,169 --> 00:27:21,914 And I just sometimes feel like... 429 00:27:22,834 --> 00:27:28,368 I worry that his orbit is... is stronger than mine and that, like, 430 00:27:28,674 --> 00:27:31,469 I don't know, that, like, his gravitational pull 431 00:27:31,471 --> 00:27:36,602 is gonna, like, just suck me in and, um... 432 00:27:36,604 --> 00:27:40,272 Like you'll become a moon to his planet? 433 00:27:40,274 --> 00:27:43,784 Yes, and not only lose my mediocre career, 434 00:27:43,786 --> 00:27:46,508 which is whatever, but also, like, myself. 435 00:27:46,510 --> 00:27:49,322 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Do you know what I'm saying? 436 00:27:49,324 --> 00:27:51,984 May I ask? Did you sign a prenup? 437 00:27:51,986 --> 00:27:53,147 Yes. 438 00:27:53,469 --> 00:27:57,206 But it's, you know, generous but... 439 00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:59,830 But if your marriage ends, you're not set for life? 440 00:27:59,832 --> 00:28:04,455 No. I mean, there's like a structure to it, 441 00:28:04,457 --> 00:28:07,972 and a time component, and it's like complicated, 442 00:28:07,974 --> 00:28:09,643 but basically no. 443 00:28:09,645 --> 00:28:12,104 Then I think you've got to be really careful. 444 00:28:12,729 --> 00:28:15,208 And you've got to keep your own orbit going. 445 00:28:16,811 --> 00:28:20,480 Because you don't want a few years down the line 446 00:28:20,482 --> 00:28:22,899 to have abandoned your career, 447 00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:25,063 and I'm not saying this is gonna happen to you, 448 00:28:25,065 --> 00:28:27,182 but marriages don't always work out. 449 00:28:27,758 --> 00:28:31,565 Especially because you seem to be a smart and appealing young woman. 450 00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:34,112 Thank you. 451 00:28:34,489 --> 00:28:36,836 Your power is your independence. 452 00:28:37,689 --> 00:28:39,354 Don't give up your power. 453 00:28:42,774 --> 00:28:43,774 Okay. 454 00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:46,700 Well, thank you so much for talking to me. 455 00:28:47,766 --> 00:28:49,534 Women have a lot to navigate. 456 00:28:49,536 --> 00:28:54,051 And I just think it's really important to support women when I can. 457 00:28:54,053 --> 00:28:55,706 That's awesome. 458 00:28:57,652 --> 00:29:00,884 Well, I won't bother you any more, but thank you so much. 459 00:29:00,886 --> 00:29:02,568 My pleasure, Rachel. 460 00:29:03,339 --> 00:29:04,925 What do you do, by the way? 461 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,354 Oh, I'm, um... I'm a journalist. 462 00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:11,220 - Ah, amazing. - Yeah. 463 00:29:11,222 --> 00:29:12,222 What outlet? 464 00:29:12,947 --> 00:29:17,191 I'm freelance, so all over the place, but, um... 465 00:29:17,679 --> 00:29:20,739 I actually... I wrote a profile about you. 466 00:29:21,042 --> 00:29:23,529 I mean, not just you, uh, also, you know... 467 00:29:23,531 --> 00:29:27,368 It was, um, "Ten Power Women in the Tech World." 468 00:29:27,674 --> 00:29:29,986 It was for, uh, Business World. 469 00:29:31,025 --> 00:29:32,128 You wrote that? 470 00:29:32,130 --> 00:29:33,130 Yes. 471 00:29:35,143 --> 00:29:36,596 You're kidding. 472 00:29:36,598 --> 00:29:37,598 Mm-hmm. 473 00:29:38,155 --> 00:29:41,337 That was a fucked-up piece. 474 00:29:42,813 --> 00:29:43,813 What? 475 00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:47,768 Yeah, I remember that. That was a hatchet job. 476 00:29:47,770 --> 00:29:52,318 Well, it was a puff piece. Are you being serious? 477 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,976 I... it said you were kicking the corporate world's ass. 478 00:29:55,978 --> 00:30:01,126 No, you made it out like I got my promotion because of optics. 479 00:30:01,128 --> 00:30:04,642 "She rode the Me Too wave." Bullshit like that. 480 00:30:04,644 --> 00:30:07,060 Well, I couldn't not mention the lawsuits. 481 00:30:07,062 --> 00:30:08,773 But you didn't have to make me come across 482 00:30:08,775 --> 00:30:11,260 like I was some kind of Machiavellian gorgon 483 00:30:11,262 --> 00:30:14,034 using the victimization of the other women in my company 484 00:30:14,036 --> 00:30:17,580 just to further my own craven ambitions. 485 00:30:19,003 --> 00:30:20,457 It didn't read like that. 486 00:30:20,459 --> 00:30:23,168 I mean, that's the kind of thing that hurts me, 487 00:30:23,170 --> 00:30:24,756 not to mention the cause. 488 00:30:25,394 --> 00:30:27,974 Well, I didn't think that, I mean... 489 00:30:28,639 --> 00:30:29,755 It... 490 00:30:29,757 --> 00:30:34,294 I was just basically repurposing the profile of you from The Post. 491 00:30:34,296 --> 00:30:36,944 Well, then that's bad journalism. 492 00:30:36,946 --> 00:30:39,668 Not to mention, inaccurate. 493 00:30:39,670 --> 00:30:44,213 I mean, I climbed a hellish ladder on my own, 494 00:30:44,215 --> 00:30:46,052 working my ass off. 495 00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:48,493 I didn't ride some wave. 496 00:30:49,783 --> 00:30:51,089 Well, I... 497 00:30:52,337 --> 00:30:54,142 I'm sorry that you didn't like the piece. 498 00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:55,581 I don't know what else to say. 499 00:31:02,354 --> 00:31:03,769 Well, have a nice vacation. 500 00:31:03,771 --> 00:31:07,066 - Have a nice vacation, Rachel. - Yeah. Have a nice vacation. Okay. 501 00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:26,818 You sure you wanna do this? 502 00:31:27,346 --> 00:31:29,281 I don't know. How long does it last? 503 00:31:29,757 --> 00:31:31,115 Like twenty minutes. 504 00:31:32,718 --> 00:31:34,076 Then yeah, definitely. 505 00:31:34,754 --> 00:31:35,754 Here. 506 00:31:51,765 --> 00:31:53,730 Oh my Lord. 507 00:32:06,327 --> 00:32:07,660 Right? 508 00:32:11,871 --> 00:32:14,019 Thank you for bringing me here. 509 00:32:14,021 --> 00:32:17,682 You have no idea how happy I am you're here. 510 00:32:23,366 --> 00:32:24,638 Oh, fuck. 511 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,862 What? 512 00:32:25,864 --> 00:32:28,042 Oh, fuck. Look. Oh, no. 513 00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:31,541 Hey. Hi, girls. 514 00:32:31,918 --> 00:32:34,351 Hello! Hi. 515 00:32:34,683 --> 00:32:36,897 Hey. Hi. 516 00:32:36,899 --> 00:32:38,751 How are ya? Having fun? 517 00:32:42,817 --> 00:32:44,800 Oh my gosh. 518 00:32:45,154 --> 00:32:48,045 Both of you are so pretty. 519 00:32:48,047 --> 00:32:50,736 I've never seen you this close. Wow. 520 00:32:51,914 --> 00:32:56,425 Look at your skin! Oh my gosh. 521 00:32:56,427 --> 00:32:59,455 You have the most beautiful skin I've ever seen. 522 00:32:59,937 --> 00:33:03,758 Really, like the dewy skin that athletes have, 523 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,796 like, after a race, like, just... but it's natural. 524 00:33:07,596 --> 00:33:10,901 Anyway, don't mind me, 'cause I'm here... I'm... 525 00:33:10,903 --> 00:33:13,102 I'm just scouting right now. 526 00:33:14,355 --> 00:33:18,442 I have a bunch of ashes that I need to throw in the ocean. 527 00:33:18,444 --> 00:33:21,115 I'm just looking for the perfect spot. 528 00:33:24,398 --> 00:33:26,115 My mother passed away a couple weeks ago. 529 00:33:26,117 --> 00:33:29,327 She was in bad shape for a very long time 530 00:33:29,329 --> 00:33:32,740 and, uh, she loved the ocean. 531 00:33:33,877 --> 00:33:35,867 That's why I brought her with me. 532 00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:39,286 It's a heavy box. 533 00:33:39,741 --> 00:33:46,316 You know, I just don't think that I'm gonna be able to toss the ashes 534 00:33:46,318 --> 00:33:49,089 right there on the shoreline like that. 535 00:33:50,178 --> 00:33:53,640 What if she just splashes back onto the beach? 536 00:33:53,642 --> 00:33:55,807 It would be like littering. 537 00:33:56,858 --> 00:34:00,617 I think I wanna charter a boat and just bring her out into, like, 538 00:34:00,619 --> 00:34:02,900 the deepest part of the ocean... 539 00:34:02,902 --> 00:34:05,780 way, way out into the deep, 540 00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:10,363 and sprinkle her very thoroughly. 541 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:13,266 What do you think? 542 00:34:18,494 --> 00:34:20,404 We got... we gotta go. 543 00:34:20,406 --> 00:34:23,384 Yeah. We have to pee really, really bad. 544 00:34:23,386 --> 00:34:25,691 I know, I have to pee but I'm not... I'm holding it. 545 00:34:25,693 --> 00:34:27,880 So sorry about your mom. 546 00:34:27,882 --> 00:34:31,651 Well, have a nice day, girls. 547 00:34:38,392 --> 00:34:39,635 Hey! 548 00:34:40,559 --> 00:34:43,250 Girls, you left your... 549 00:34:45,070 --> 00:34:46,822 Do you know who you're dealing with? 550 00:34:46,824 --> 00:34:50,193 His father is Peter Patton. You have to make this right. 551 00:34:50,195 --> 00:34:52,747 I send all my clients to the White Lotus. 552 00:34:52,749 --> 00:34:56,671 I've given you loads of business. I know Randy Zeoli personally. 553 00:34:56,673 --> 00:34:58,836 I'm taking care of it, sir, I told you. 554 00:34:58,838 --> 00:35:00,764 I will call Randy Zeoli. 555 00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:03,381 I'm giving them freebies. They'll be in the room by Wednesday. 556 00:35:03,383 --> 00:35:05,443 I thought the Germans were leaving Tuesday. 557 00:35:05,445 --> 00:35:06,892 We have our cleaning protocol. 558 00:35:06,894 --> 00:35:09,307 Oh my God. Fuck your protocol. 559 00:35:09,309 --> 00:35:12,020 We'll get them in as soon as we can. I have to go now, I'm afraid. 560 00:35:12,022 --> 00:35:13,295 Tuesday. 561 00:35:14,053 --> 00:35:17,267 Fuck my ass! What? 562 00:35:17,269 --> 00:35:19,395 Some lady found this on the beach and gave it to me. 563 00:35:19,397 --> 00:35:21,068 I was gonna put it in the lost and found. 564 00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:22,070 What, no tag? 565 00:35:22,072 --> 00:35:23,520 No. 566 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:25,109 You all right, boss? 567 00:35:25,111 --> 00:35:26,697 I'm busy. Anything else? 568 00:35:26,699 --> 00:35:27,699 Nope. 569 00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:32,172 This is Christie. 570 00:35:32,174 --> 00:35:33,984 Yes, uh, Christie, we need to send flowers 571 00:35:33,986 --> 00:35:36,333 to Lani's room at the hospital right away. 572 00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:39,119 Okay. Do you want me to call Tropical Florists or Nana's or... 573 00:35:39,121 --> 00:35:41,198 No, just have one of the girls do an arrangement 574 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,693 and a valet can drop it off. 575 00:35:42,695 --> 00:35:45,027 Okay. And what should we say on the card? 576 00:35:45,029 --> 00:35:47,152 It doesn't... On the card, just write, 577 00:35:47,154 --> 00:35:49,816 "Love and well wishes to you and..." 578 00:35:49,818 --> 00:35:51,425 Do we know the name of the baby? 579 00:35:51,427 --> 00:35:54,284 No, but I could call the hospital to find out. 580 00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:56,030 Well, it doesn't matter. 581 00:35:56,032 --> 00:35:58,618 Um, just "Love and well wishes from Armond and all your friends 582 00:35:58,620 --> 00:35:59,871 - at the White Lotus." - Today? 583 00:35:59,873 --> 00:36:02,188 Yeah, and let me know when it's delivered. Thank you. 584 00:36:29,411 --> 00:36:31,495 Have you seen our bag? It's like a green bag. 585 00:36:31,497 --> 00:36:32,630 No, sorry. 586 00:36:35,004 --> 00:36:37,305 Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. 587 00:36:38,982 --> 00:36:41,013 I don't see it, it's not here. 588 00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:43,991 Olivia, fuck! 589 00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:18,338 Where were you guys? 590 00:37:18,641 --> 00:37:20,453 Paula lost her backpack on the beach. 591 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:22,680 It's got some crucial shit in there. 592 00:37:23,583 --> 00:37:25,514 What kind of crucial shit? 593 00:37:28,818 --> 00:37:30,516 All of my thoughts... 594 00:37:31,718 --> 00:37:35,024 for the thesis that I'm about to write. 595 00:37:35,026 --> 00:37:36,385 - Ah. - Oh. 596 00:37:36,387 --> 00:37:38,473 - Already working on your thesis? - Hmm. 597 00:37:38,475 --> 00:37:40,931 That's impressive. What's it on? 598 00:37:41,415 --> 00:37:43,333 Um, colonialism. 599 00:37:43,335 --> 00:37:45,200 Oh, big topic. 600 00:37:46,126 --> 00:37:48,325 That's why we need to find the backpack. 601 00:37:50,927 --> 00:37:52,386 - Here you go. - Thanks. 602 00:37:54,425 --> 00:37:57,081 That pretty girl who was on the boat with us 603 00:37:57,689 --> 00:37:59,646 was at the pool today. 604 00:38:00,765 --> 00:38:02,863 She said she was a fan. 605 00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:07,066 Of who? 606 00:38:08,898 --> 00:38:10,101 Of me. 607 00:38:11,274 --> 00:38:15,823 It was nice to hear, although she's a terrible journalist. 608 00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:18,691 So, I think I'm gonna take the job. 609 00:38:19,934 --> 00:38:22,585 What? Oh, you're joking. 610 00:38:22,587 --> 00:38:24,102 I think I should do it. 611 00:38:26,353 --> 00:38:30,623 You're gonna write an article about a floating RV at Burning Man 612 00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:32,125 while we're here? 613 00:38:32,127 --> 00:38:34,714 I just... I can't just walk away from my career, Shane. 614 00:38:34,716 --> 00:38:36,854 No one's asking you to walk away from your career. 615 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:38,048 We're on our honeymoon. 616 00:38:38,932 --> 00:38:40,302 Why are you so angry? 617 00:38:40,304 --> 00:38:41,924 I'm not angry, I'm... 618 00:38:43,394 --> 00:38:45,639 'Cause it's fucking weird. 619 00:38:46,602 --> 00:38:48,688 You haven't worked for like the last couple months. 620 00:38:48,690 --> 00:38:50,940 I was dealing with the wedding, and exactly. 621 00:38:50,942 --> 00:38:53,430 You're gonna take a job while we're here? 622 00:38:53,995 --> 00:38:56,116 That, to be honest, it's... 623 00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:59,843 That's rude. Okay? So, no. 624 00:39:00,826 --> 00:39:02,324 No. 625 00:39:02,326 --> 00:39:07,138 I just think it's funny that I'm a role model to strangers. 626 00:39:08,281 --> 00:39:09,281 But... 627 00:39:11,379 --> 00:39:12,759 But what? 628 00:39:12,761 --> 00:39:15,816 Most people admire people who achieve things, 629 00:39:15,818 --> 00:39:18,894 but you somehow look at it as if it's a personality disorder. 630 00:39:18,896 --> 00:39:22,585 Making shit happen all the time is a compulsion. 631 00:39:22,587 --> 00:39:25,269 It staves off feelings of emptiness. 632 00:39:25,271 --> 00:39:26,271 Or whatever. Okay. 633 00:39:26,273 --> 00:39:29,290 The real question is, what exactly are you getting done? 634 00:39:29,292 --> 00:39:33,340 Putin is an overachiever. He's impressive, also evil. 635 00:39:33,342 --> 00:39:36,003 Liv, your mother is not Putin. 636 00:39:36,005 --> 00:39:37,399 - Thank you. - Yeah. 637 00:39:37,401 --> 00:39:41,116 She runs one of the most profitable search engines in America. 638 00:39:41,118 --> 00:39:44,874 And she's made it as a woman in a male-dominated culture. 639 00:39:44,876 --> 00:39:46,515 It's very cool. 640 00:39:46,517 --> 00:39:50,332 And her company is a part of the unraveling of the social fabric. 641 00:39:50,334 --> 00:39:54,119 Should I be rooting for that just because it's run by a woman? 642 00:39:54,121 --> 00:39:56,735 No, you should be rooting for that because it's your mother. 643 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,626 Shane, you can't say no. Shane, it's my decision. 644 00:40:11,628 --> 00:40:13,272 It doesn't make any fucking sense. 645 00:40:13,274 --> 00:40:15,189 You're gonna ruin our fucking honeymoon. 646 00:40:15,191 --> 00:40:17,314 Is that what you wanna do? Ruin this whole thing? 647 00:40:17,316 --> 00:40:19,337 Mr. and Mrs. Patton, good evening. 648 00:40:19,339 --> 00:40:20,700 I come bearing gifts, 649 00:40:20,702 --> 00:40:24,612 a complimentary bottle of Veuve Clicquot. May I pour? 650 00:40:25,036 --> 00:40:26,323 Thanks. 651 00:40:26,325 --> 00:40:27,503 Wonderful. 652 00:40:29,567 --> 00:40:32,750 I am so very sorry for all the confusion... 653 00:40:34,971 --> 00:40:36,498 and I am determined 654 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,367 to get you into the Pineapple Suite before you leave. 655 00:40:40,465 --> 00:40:41,675 There we are. 656 00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:45,383 Please enjoy. 657 00:40:51,330 --> 00:40:55,304 Travel agent must've called. Finally getting some respect. 658 00:40:57,258 --> 00:40:59,622 I'm gonna go see if anyone's found our bag. 659 00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:22,145 - Excuse me. - Yes? 660 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:23,604 Where's the lost and found? 661 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:24,757 Lost and found? 662 00:41:24,759 --> 00:41:28,303 My friend, she lost her backpack today on the beach out front. 663 00:41:28,305 --> 00:41:31,098 It's green. I was just wondering if someone turned it in or... 664 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:32,977 - I can check in the office. - Okay. 665 00:41:32,979 --> 00:41:34,846 There's a lot of important things in there. 666 00:41:35,236 --> 00:41:37,293 I'm sure. I'll take a look. 667 00:42:07,117 --> 00:42:10,468 No luck, I'm afraid. But we'll definitely keep an eye out. 668 00:42:10,470 --> 00:42:12,770 Yeah. Keep an eye out. 669 00:42:12,772 --> 00:42:13,918 All right. 670 00:42:22,234 --> 00:42:26,449 I always thought it would be cool to bring people instant relief. 671 00:42:26,451 --> 00:42:30,320 I just... I really have so much respect for what you do. 672 00:42:30,322 --> 00:42:31,322 Thank you. 673 00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:33,292 Are you enjoying your shrimp tacos? 674 00:42:33,294 --> 00:42:34,938 They're really good. 675 00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,669 This is so nice. 676 00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:42,345 More than dinner, it's nice to get such positive feedback, you know? 677 00:42:42,347 --> 00:42:45,804 It's nice to know you're really making a difference 678 00:42:45,806 --> 00:42:48,919 'cause sometimes, I question that. 679 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,522 Why would you ever question that? 680 00:42:51,524 --> 00:42:56,316 Well, the clientele here is mostly rich white people, 681 00:42:56,318 --> 00:42:59,440 and to be honest, I struggle with that. 682 00:42:59,442 --> 00:43:00,670 Oh. 683 00:43:02,353 --> 00:43:05,625 Okay. How about this? 684 00:43:06,237 --> 00:43:09,062 Whatever they're paying you, I'll double it. 685 00:43:09,459 --> 00:43:13,281 You can get paid to have fun on your honeymoon, with me. 686 00:43:17,450 --> 00:43:19,843 I do think that there's a purpose 687 00:43:19,845 --> 00:43:22,576 in helping even rich people, you know? 688 00:43:22,983 --> 00:43:25,542 Helping them to find healing, making them feel more present, 689 00:43:25,544 --> 00:43:27,221 - more aware. - Yeah. 690 00:43:27,223 --> 00:43:29,878 Because rich people, they're the ones that, you know... 691 00:43:31,132 --> 00:43:32,714 are fucking up the whole world. 692 00:43:33,081 --> 00:43:39,402 Yeah. I mean, I know a lot of rich, white, fucked up people. 693 00:43:39,404 --> 00:43:42,518 They could really use you. 694 00:43:44,554 --> 00:43:45,714 Have... 695 00:43:46,327 --> 00:43:49,314 Have you ever thought about starting, like, your own business? 696 00:43:49,921 --> 00:43:50,966 Come on. 697 00:43:52,086 --> 00:43:56,519 No, because I would be down for funding something like that. 698 00:44:07,087 --> 00:44:09,998 - That's... - You have a beautiful family. 699 00:44:11,759 --> 00:44:13,957 - Oh! - Oh, thank you. 700 00:44:13,959 --> 00:44:15,925 I know. Yes, I... I know. 701 00:44:15,927 --> 00:44:18,005 I'm the lady from the boat. 702 00:44:18,718 --> 00:44:19,728 I saw you guys. 703 00:44:19,730 --> 00:44:21,730 That's right. Yes. 704 00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:28,127 And this is Belinda, she works in the spa. 705 00:44:28,129 --> 00:44:30,302 - Hi. - And she's just incredible. 706 00:44:30,304 --> 00:44:33,564 I mean, I was in agony yesterday and I woke up this morning 707 00:44:33,566 --> 00:44:36,387 and I had no pain at all. 708 00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:40,612 Great. Oh, good. I'll make an appointment. 709 00:44:40,614 --> 00:44:41,705 Of course, yeah. 710 00:44:41,707 --> 00:44:43,583 If she's not booked with me. 711 00:44:43,585 --> 00:44:44,799 Okay. 712 00:44:46,298 --> 00:44:47,654 Well... 713 00:44:50,578 --> 00:44:52,336 I could be your publicist. 714 00:44:56,916 --> 00:44:57,929 Where were you? 715 00:44:57,931 --> 00:44:59,846 Bathroom. What'd he say? 716 00:44:59,848 --> 00:45:01,174 He's gonna look into it. 717 00:45:04,651 --> 00:45:05,800 Everyone... 718 00:45:06,101 --> 00:45:07,772 Sorry. I don't know why I just stood up. 719 00:45:09,205 --> 00:45:10,309 Uh... 720 00:45:13,156 --> 00:45:15,316 This may be a little cheesy. 721 00:45:15,795 --> 00:45:18,992 But, um, I just wanted to say... 722 00:45:20,887 --> 00:45:23,035 that I had a little health scare... 723 00:45:24,507 --> 00:45:28,079 and it turned out to be a real blessing, 724 00:45:28,081 --> 00:45:31,503 because it's the kind of thing 725 00:45:31,505 --> 00:45:34,491 that gives you a new perspective on life and... 726 00:45:35,492 --> 00:45:37,958 and how lucky we all are. 727 00:45:39,557 --> 00:45:42,491 And when you really think about it, I mean... 728 00:45:43,573 --> 00:45:45,469 we have no problems. 729 00:45:47,128 --> 00:45:50,614 We've got food to eat, family, 730 00:45:51,386 --> 00:45:53,271 we're healthy and alive. 731 00:45:55,114 --> 00:45:57,422 And when you think about how... 732 00:45:57,424 --> 00:45:58,945 That... that family... 733 00:46:00,824 --> 00:46:03,208 is so obnoxious. 734 00:46:03,210 --> 00:46:07,911 The mother is a bitch. And the daughter is a bitch also. 735 00:46:07,913 --> 00:46:10,958 Never take anything for granted. 736 00:46:12,129 --> 00:46:16,199 It's also a reminder to look at things in a new way, 737 00:46:16,201 --> 00:46:22,660 and if you do, then, like, every day can be a new day, right? 738 00:46:22,662 --> 00:46:24,279 And if it is... 739 00:46:27,012 --> 00:46:31,337 it's like you're al... you're always being born into life... 740 00:46:33,777 --> 00:46:35,341 like, all the time. 741 00:46:36,456 --> 00:46:38,702 You're not stuck... 742 00:46:40,328 --> 00:46:44,278 decaying or dying. 743 00:46:47,895 --> 00:46:50,309 Anyway, that's just what I was thinking about. 744 00:46:50,311 --> 00:46:54,412 I just wanna share it and... just... 745 00:46:55,987 --> 00:46:57,830 I love you guys. 746 00:46:58,158 --> 00:46:59,914 That's so sweet, honey. 747 00:47:21,322 --> 00:47:23,078 Quinn. Quinn, just... 748 00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,123 Oh, you know what? Actually, I think I got it. 749 00:47:26,273 --> 00:47:29,035 Okay. Oh, yes. 750 00:47:31,667 --> 00:47:33,201 Mom, what are you doing? 751 00:47:34,617 --> 00:47:37,383 Your brother is gonna suffocate if he sleeps in the kitchen. 752 00:47:37,385 --> 00:47:39,264 So get him his own room. 753 00:47:39,266 --> 00:47:41,320 - Olivia. - What? You can put a fan in there. 754 00:47:41,322 --> 00:47:44,789 No. This is perfect. This is fine. You sleep here. 755 00:47:44,791 --> 00:47:46,179 You girls be nice. 756 00:47:46,649 --> 00:47:47,846 Good night. 757 00:48:13,425 --> 00:48:15,060 We don't want you in here. 758 00:48:16,770 --> 00:48:18,221 Fine. 759 00:48:18,223 --> 00:48:21,526 I'll just sleep on the fucking beach. 760 00:48:30,169 --> 00:48:31,701 That was easy. 761 00:48:33,985 --> 00:48:35,177 Who's the guy? 762 00:48:37,383 --> 00:48:38,481 What guy? 763 00:48:38,483 --> 00:48:41,106 The guy you were with by the lobby. I saw you. 764 00:48:42,987 --> 00:48:45,341 Just some busboy, I don't know. 765 00:48:45,830 --> 00:48:47,237 Seemed like you knew him. 766 00:48:48,529 --> 00:48:50,808 He's just some random who tried to pick me up. 767 00:48:53,310 --> 00:48:54,310 Hmm. 768 00:49:10,602 --> 00:49:13,655 There. I emailed them and I told them that I'm on my honeymoon 769 00:49:13,657 --> 00:49:16,573 and I cannot do the piece. 770 00:49:17,168 --> 00:49:18,467 Are you happy? 771 00:49:20,263 --> 00:49:21,308 Yeah. Thanks, baba. 772 00:49:21,310 --> 00:49:24,674 Yeah. Whatever. Whatever. 773 00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:38,542 Hey. 774 00:49:39,662 --> 00:49:41,496 You know what I'm gonna do for you? 775 00:49:41,498 --> 00:49:42,498 Hmm. 776 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:44,230 Because I love you so much. 777 00:49:44,232 --> 00:49:45,271 Hmm. 778 00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:47,465 I am gonna give you 779 00:49:47,467 --> 00:49:51,651 what every girl in America wants, apparently. 780 00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:55,150 A trip to Burning Man in an electric RV 781 00:49:55,152 --> 00:49:57,318 that can levitate above the ground. 782 00:50:03,614 --> 00:50:05,115 I love my wife. 783 00:50:06,362 --> 00:50:09,291 My wife is so hot. 784 00:50:10,795 --> 00:50:12,825 - Stop. - I love my wife. 785 00:50:13,831 --> 00:50:16,937 My wife is so hot. 786 00:50:18,027 --> 00:50:19,489 My wife. 787 00:50:21,019 --> 00:50:22,679 You're my wife. 788 00:50:23,772 --> 00:50:25,112 My wife. 789 00:50:28,215 --> 00:50:29,532 Just give me a second, please. 790 00:50:29,534 --> 00:50:30,796 Mm-hmm. 791 00:50:37,238 --> 00:50:38,560 Hello? 792 00:50:38,562 --> 00:50:41,379 Mark? It's your Uncle Charlie. 793 00:50:41,381 --> 00:50:43,482 Hey, Uncle Charlie! How are you? 794 00:50:43,484 --> 00:50:46,446 Well, you know, no big complaints. 795 00:50:46,448 --> 00:50:48,237 - Same old shit, you know. - Yeah. 796 00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:49,711 I saw you called me. 797 00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:53,546 Yeah, um, I'm actually in Hawaii with the family. 798 00:50:53,548 --> 00:50:56,170 - Hawaii, great! - Yeah. 799 00:50:56,172 --> 00:50:57,185 Son of a bitch. 800 00:50:57,187 --> 00:50:59,998 Yeah, it's good. It's great. It's really nice to get away. 801 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,690 Um, yeah, I called. 802 00:51:01,692 --> 00:51:05,915 I had this health scare and I thought I might have cancer. 803 00:51:05,917 --> 00:51:07,162 Cancer, no. 804 00:51:07,164 --> 00:51:08,981 Yeah. No, I... but I don't. I'm fine. 805 00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:11,241 There's nothing to worry about. But, um... 806 00:51:11,243 --> 00:51:13,257 Oh, that's good, Mark. Good. 807 00:51:13,259 --> 00:51:14,259 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 808 00:51:14,261 --> 00:51:17,122 So I called because I was worried and I just, you know, 809 00:51:17,124 --> 00:51:21,215 I couldn't... I couldn't remember what kind of, uh, cancer, 810 00:51:21,217 --> 00:51:23,348 um, dad had. 811 00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:26,669 Cancer? What... what... what type of cancer? 812 00:51:26,671 --> 00:51:29,413 Yeah. Yeah, the cancer that killed him. 813 00:51:29,974 --> 00:51:34,416 Well, Mark, your dad didn't die of cancer. 814 00:51:35,471 --> 00:51:37,557 What? Wait. 815 00:51:38,816 --> 00:51:40,811 He... he didn't? I... 816 00:51:41,661 --> 00:51:44,245 I thought for sure that he died of cancer. 817 00:51:45,795 --> 00:51:50,463 No, Mark, your dad didn't die from cancer. 818 00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:54,080 Okay. What did he die from? 819 00:51:56,425 --> 00:51:58,457 He... he died from AIDS. 820 00:52:00,184 --> 00:52:01,300 What? 821 00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:05,679 AIDS? 822 00:52:06,881 --> 00:52:11,023 Are you serious? I mean... wait, are you sure? 823 00:52:11,025 --> 00:52:13,901 Yes, I'm sure, Mark. 824 00:52:16,939 --> 00:52:21,134 Okay, well... how did... how did I not know this? 825 00:52:21,136 --> 00:52:24,810 Well, your dad didn't want anyone to know. 826 00:52:24,812 --> 00:52:28,318 And you were young. Your mother couldn't handle any of it. 827 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:34,221 But I thought maybe at some point someone had told you. 828 00:52:34,223 --> 00:52:36,694 No. No, this is... 829 00:52:37,710 --> 00:52:42,229 This is the first I've heard of this. Um, I... wait. 830 00:52:44,090 --> 00:52:47,989 I don't understand. How did he get AIDS? 831 00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:52,141 Well... well, by having sex with men. 832 00:52:52,933 --> 00:52:56,264 Your father, Mark, he had sex with men. 833 00:53:01,734 --> 00:53:03,006 He did? 834 00:53:03,967 --> 00:53:05,997 He had two lives. 835 00:53:06,324 --> 00:53:08,352 He had his family, 836 00:53:08,354 --> 00:53:14,169 and then he had another life with homosexuals. 837 00:55:39,542 --> 00:55:41,363 What the fuck? 838 00:56:11,519 --> 00:56:16,519 - Synced and corrected by Darrow - - www.addic7ed.com -