1 00:00:00,031 --> 00:00:02,520 Last night, I wanted a drink so fucking bad. 2 00:00:02,522 --> 00:00:04,913 Uh-uh. You are five years sober. 3 00:00:04,915 --> 00:00:07,113 What if I just can't fucking do this anymore? 4 00:00:09,962 --> 00:00:11,710 How are ya? Having fun? 5 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:14,594 You have the most beautiful skin I've ever seen! 6 00:00:14,596 --> 00:00:15,721 We gotta go. 7 00:00:15,723 --> 00:00:18,259 Girls! You left your... 8 00:00:18,261 --> 00:00:19,554 You guys made a mistake. 9 00:00:19,556 --> 00:00:22,128 Just own up to your mistake. It's all I'm asking. 10 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:24,724 I wrote a profile about you. 11 00:00:24,726 --> 00:00:27,061 "Ten Power Women in the Tech World." 12 00:00:27,063 --> 00:00:29,994 - That was a hatchet job. - What? 13 00:00:29,996 --> 00:00:32,122 Some lady found this on the beach and gave it to me. 14 00:00:32,124 --> 00:00:33,638 - What? No tag? - No. 15 00:00:36,292 --> 00:00:39,115 Have you ever thought about starting like your own business? 16 00:00:39,117 --> 00:00:40,117 Come on. 17 00:00:40,119 --> 00:00:42,202 I would be down for funding something like that. 18 00:00:42,204 --> 00:00:44,700 Who's the guy you were with by the lobby? I saw you. 19 00:00:44,702 --> 00:00:46,785 He's just some random who tried to pick me up. 20 00:00:46,787 --> 00:00:50,282 Your dad didn't die from cancer. He died from AIDS. 21 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:51,284 AIDS? 22 00:02:05,028 --> 00:02:10,029 - Synced and corrected by Darrow - - www.addic7ed.com - 23 00:02:28,159 --> 00:02:29,467 Paula? 24 00:03:48,974 --> 00:03:50,046 Hey. 25 00:03:51,691 --> 00:03:52,973 Hey. 26 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:56,552 Where were you? 27 00:03:57,408 --> 00:04:01,807 I just walked around. Couldn't sleep. Probably the K. 28 00:04:21,401 --> 00:04:23,878 Fuck. Fuck! Fuck! 29 00:04:30,138 --> 00:04:31,356 Fuck! 30 00:04:43,165 --> 00:04:45,979 Shit! 31 00:05:15,803 --> 00:05:19,215 Your father, Mark, he had sex with men. 32 00:05:20,105 --> 00:05:22,007 He had two lives. 33 00:05:22,444 --> 00:05:24,501 He had his family, 34 00:05:24,503 --> 00:05:30,678 and then he had another life with homosexuals. 35 00:05:41,103 --> 00:05:42,749 Shit. 36 00:05:42,751 --> 00:05:44,832 Oh, fuck! 37 00:06:34,253 --> 00:06:35,690 That was amazing. 38 00:06:42,787 --> 00:06:44,247 Love you, Rach. 39 00:06:46,602 --> 00:06:48,274 Love you, too. 40 00:06:49,332 --> 00:06:51,659 I can't wait to fuck in Tahiti. 41 00:07:13,584 --> 00:07:17,701 Hey! I love it when you call me. I was just thinking about you. 42 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:19,496 About to head off to class here in a minute. 43 00:07:19,498 --> 00:07:22,255 Yeah, I just got to work myself. 44 00:07:22,257 --> 00:07:24,107 You're never not at work. 45 00:07:24,518 --> 00:07:28,129 Oh, you think I'm working hard now, wait till I start my own business. 46 00:07:28,131 --> 00:07:29,603 What are you talking about? 47 00:07:29,939 --> 00:07:33,199 I don't know. I think I'm getting ahead of myself. 48 00:07:33,201 --> 00:07:34,595 There is, um... 49 00:07:35,291 --> 00:07:38,505 There's this woman, this... this guest, 50 00:07:38,507 --> 00:07:40,476 this rich white lady. 51 00:07:40,478 --> 00:07:42,091 She... she took me out to dinner, 52 00:07:42,093 --> 00:07:44,429 and she said if I wanted to start my own wellness center, 53 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,228 she'd fund the whole thing. 54 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:48,229 Mom, you have to do that. 55 00:07:48,231 --> 00:07:50,317 That fucking place exploits you, Mom. 56 00:07:50,319 --> 00:07:52,735 If that lady says jump, you say, "How high?" 57 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:56,078 I'm serious. Work it. 58 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,333 Get your own thing going. You deserve it. 59 00:07:58,335 --> 00:08:01,075 All right. We'll see. We'll see. 60 00:08:01,728 --> 00:08:02,771 Keep me posted. 61 00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:05,905 I will. I will. I love you. I'll talk to you later. Okay? 62 00:08:05,907 --> 00:08:06,962 Okay. 63 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:08,316 All right. Bye. 64 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:12,609 Armond. 65 00:08:15,334 --> 00:08:16,612 Armond! 66 00:08:26,849 --> 00:08:27,904 Oh... 67 00:08:29,304 --> 00:08:30,304 Oh... 68 00:08:31,059 --> 00:08:32,883 You know I thought you were dead, right? 69 00:08:32,885 --> 00:08:35,670 No, just got here a little early. Had a cat nap. 70 00:08:35,672 --> 00:08:36,672 I'm fine. 71 00:08:36,674 --> 00:08:38,316 - You're fine? - I'm fine. 72 00:09:10,219 --> 00:09:13,859 Mom, why are you setting up in here and not your own room? 73 00:09:13,861 --> 00:09:16,666 Because I have a Zoom with China, 74 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,882 and I don't like the background in there. 75 00:09:18,884 --> 00:09:20,540 When's the big Zoom? 76 00:09:20,542 --> 00:09:21,758 One. 77 00:09:22,209 --> 00:09:24,232 I don't like it in here either. 78 00:09:24,588 --> 00:09:26,767 This lighting makes me look freakish. 79 00:09:26,769 --> 00:09:28,714 You sure it's the lighting? 80 00:09:30,702 --> 00:09:32,958 Quinn. Where have you been? 81 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,138 I slept on the beach. 82 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,140 Why? 83 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,133 Because of them! Because they made me! 84 00:09:37,135 --> 00:09:38,836 And now all my shit is gone. 85 00:09:38,838 --> 00:09:39,948 What shit? 86 00:09:39,950 --> 00:09:43,604 My phone, my Nintendo! They got washed away. 87 00:09:44,122 --> 00:09:47,594 My iPad got soaked. It's fucking ruined. 88 00:09:47,596 --> 00:09:49,495 And now what the fuck am I supposed to do? 89 00:09:53,847 --> 00:09:55,802 I didn't tell him to sleep on the beach. 90 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,141 It was his idea, Nicole. 91 00:09:58,143 --> 00:09:59,252 They're lying! 92 00:10:02,254 --> 00:10:04,183 Dad, what's wrong with you? 93 00:10:04,185 --> 00:10:06,394 Your father got some very upsetting news last night. 94 00:10:06,396 --> 00:10:08,062 He does have cancer? 95 00:10:08,064 --> 00:10:10,432 No. He doesn't have cancer. 96 00:10:10,434 --> 00:10:14,139 He found out something about his father that he never knew before. 97 00:10:15,525 --> 00:10:16,646 I'm listening. 98 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:21,652 Your grandfather died of AIDS. 99 00:10:23,696 --> 00:10:26,249 How did he get AIDS? 100 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,487 Apparently, Paula, he was having sex with other men. 101 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:30,995 Who was? 102 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:32,211 Your dad's dad. 103 00:10:32,213 --> 00:10:33,369 Why? 104 00:10:34,499 --> 00:10:36,665 Because he liked it. 105 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:39,090 Why else? He was probably closeted. 106 00:10:39,092 --> 00:10:40,967 Or bisexual. 107 00:10:41,366 --> 00:10:44,550 Dad, why are you so upset, though? You're like catatonic. 108 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:48,511 Well, it was a secret that was kept from him his entire life, Liv. 109 00:10:48,817 --> 00:10:51,375 So now, whatever image he had of his father, 110 00:10:51,377 --> 00:10:54,268 of his childhood, has been pulverized. 111 00:10:54,572 --> 00:10:56,264 You know, he was probably a bottom. 112 00:10:56,266 --> 00:10:58,651 That's how you mostly get it. Receiving. 113 00:11:00,156 --> 00:11:04,517 Dad, do you feel like your father was less of a man or something? 114 00:11:04,519 --> 00:11:08,038 He might have not been gay. A lot of straight guys like ass-play. 115 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:10,411 Yeah, maybe he was just too embarrassed 116 00:11:10,413 --> 00:11:12,202 to ask Grandma to use a dildo on him. 117 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:13,835 Oh, Jesus! 118 00:11:13,837 --> 00:11:16,837 Can we not, please? Uh... 119 00:11:16,839 --> 00:11:20,600 Even if he wasn't a top, it doesn't mean he was femme. 120 00:11:20,602 --> 00:11:22,348 He could've still been butch, Dad. 121 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:23,999 Maybe he was a bossy bottom. 122 00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:28,001 Yeah, maybe Grandpa was a power bottom. Does that make you feel better? 123 00:11:28,003 --> 00:11:32,130 No. That makes me wanna throw up. 124 00:11:32,556 --> 00:11:34,397 Dad, you don't wanna say that. 125 00:11:34,399 --> 00:11:36,847 Well, he can say whatever he wants. 126 00:11:37,148 --> 00:11:39,887 You know, if he's having a negative visceral reaction 127 00:11:39,889 --> 00:11:43,404 to his father having gay sex, it's valid. 128 00:11:43,406 --> 00:11:44,551 It's fine. 129 00:11:44,553 --> 00:11:47,022 Well, it comes off as homophobic. 130 00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:48,486 Well, it's not. 131 00:11:48,488 --> 00:11:50,225 Well, that's how it comes across. 132 00:11:50,227 --> 00:11:54,830 Well, luckily, he's in a safe space and he's here with our family 133 00:11:54,832 --> 00:11:56,951 so he can come off however he wants. 134 00:11:57,729 --> 00:11:59,170 Up to a point. 135 00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:02,411 Or what? You'll cancel him? 136 00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:05,344 Dox him? Sic the K-Pop fans on him? 137 00:12:05,346 --> 00:12:07,202 See what I have to deal with? 138 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:11,477 Mom, I need a new phone, stat. I'm gonna go completely insane. 139 00:12:11,479 --> 00:12:13,187 You already are insane. 140 00:12:13,490 --> 00:12:15,205 I'll order it for you right now. 141 00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:46,426 So... 142 00:12:47,776 --> 00:12:50,393 you were pretty horned up this morning. 143 00:12:51,184 --> 00:12:52,195 Yeah. 144 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,554 Wake up next to you, what do you expect? 145 00:12:57,893 --> 00:13:01,311 Is it a problem? Aren't you horny for me? 146 00:13:02,363 --> 00:13:03,797 - Yeah. - Yeah. 147 00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:06,009 Yeah. Just not like every single minute. 148 00:13:06,814 --> 00:13:08,114 Like you are. 149 00:13:09,811 --> 00:13:10,889 Oh. 150 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:14,275 It's just not the most important thing to me. 151 00:13:14,721 --> 00:13:17,618 Well, what is? 152 00:13:19,305 --> 00:13:21,408 Well, is it the most important thing to you? 153 00:13:22,696 --> 00:13:23,919 It's up there. 154 00:13:25,234 --> 00:13:29,751 So the... this entire marriage is just based on sex for you? 155 00:13:30,202 --> 00:13:32,516 No. No. 156 00:13:32,518 --> 00:13:35,212 Hey, all right. Look, there's other stuff, too. 157 00:13:36,384 --> 00:13:37,624 I love you. 158 00:13:37,626 --> 00:13:40,764 And we're a team. We get along great. 159 00:13:41,091 --> 00:13:42,976 - Uh... - Yeah. 160 00:13:43,362 --> 00:13:48,275 Oh my God. You think that I'm like this... sex pig. 161 00:13:48,277 --> 00:13:49,779 - Hey, look. - No. 162 00:13:49,781 --> 00:13:50,899 Me? 163 00:13:51,587 --> 00:13:54,693 I can be romantic. I'm actually emo. 164 00:13:55,438 --> 00:13:57,278 And don't put me in a box. 165 00:13:58,457 --> 00:13:59,941 - Thank you. - Sure. 166 00:13:59,943 --> 00:14:01,847 Hey, buddy. Hold on a second. 167 00:14:02,723 --> 00:14:05,774 Hey, if you see Armond, 168 00:14:05,776 --> 00:14:08,197 could you tell him I'd like to talk to him about something? 169 00:14:08,199 --> 00:14:09,223 Of course. 170 00:14:12,744 --> 00:14:14,385 It's not about the room. 171 00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:15,910 Oh. 172 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,158 Hello. 173 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,061 How are you this morning? 174 00:14:26,694 --> 00:14:28,475 I was hoping that you could help me. 175 00:14:29,106 --> 00:14:32,107 I have something really important that I need to do. 176 00:14:32,592 --> 00:14:34,988 I brought my mother's ashes with me. 177 00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:38,116 You know, so I could spread them in the ocean. 178 00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:42,416 And I just realized yesterday, I'm gonna need a boat. 179 00:14:42,721 --> 00:14:45,356 Oh, we have our resort boat you can charter. 180 00:14:45,358 --> 00:14:47,294 Is it free today? 181 00:14:47,296 --> 00:14:49,744 'Cause I really need to put this behind me. 182 00:14:49,746 --> 00:14:52,333 Would you like to take it out at sunset? 183 00:14:53,358 --> 00:14:55,675 Yeah, that would be nice. 184 00:14:56,133 --> 00:15:00,173 Well, let's say, uh, departure at 5:00 from the dock? 185 00:15:00,479 --> 00:15:03,103 Can I get some alcohol on the boat? 186 00:15:03,763 --> 00:15:06,294 I just... I think I might need a drink. 187 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:09,183 Of course. Some fruit and cheese, maybe? 188 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,560 Could you just tell the captain... 189 00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:19,026 that I think I'm gonna be a little emotional? 190 00:15:20,124 --> 00:15:22,945 I just want him to be fully prepared. 191 00:15:23,246 --> 00:15:27,668 Could be, like, a total basket case. 192 00:15:29,671 --> 00:15:31,377 Well, see you at 5:00. 193 00:15:32,739 --> 00:15:35,383 But let's definitely order the cheese. 194 00:15:35,385 --> 00:15:37,106 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 195 00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:43,701 - Uh, Christie, could you cover the desk? - Of course. 196 00:15:43,703 --> 00:15:45,539 I just need to get something from the office. 197 00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:47,019 Sure. Not a problem. 198 00:16:08,545 --> 00:16:09,789 - What? - Uh, sorry. 199 00:16:09,791 --> 00:16:11,462 I just wanted to tell you that Mr. Patton 200 00:16:11,464 --> 00:16:13,135 from the Palm Suite wants to talk to you. 201 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:15,525 Are you fucking kidding me? 202 00:16:15,527 --> 00:16:16,711 What? 203 00:16:16,713 --> 00:16:18,401 He thinks we ruined his honeymoon? 204 00:16:18,403 --> 00:16:21,263 Fuck him! I will ruin his honeymoon. 205 00:16:21,265 --> 00:16:24,471 Well, he's eating by the pool, so... 206 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,969 I like your hair up like that. Looks cute. 207 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,897 Um, thanks. 208 00:16:58,788 --> 00:17:00,804 Can we have the phone sent here? 209 00:17:00,806 --> 00:17:03,267 We're not here long enough. It'll be there when we get home. 210 00:17:03,269 --> 00:17:05,467 Then I'm gonna need to use your computer, Mom. 211 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,616 Well, I do have work to do. 212 00:17:07,618 --> 00:17:09,419 Like today, I've got Zooms all afternoon. 213 00:17:09,421 --> 00:17:11,447 What the fuck am I supposed to do all day? 214 00:17:11,449 --> 00:17:13,804 Enjoy Hawaii. Get in the ocean. 215 00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:15,217 The o... 216 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,718 I did see a whale last night on the beach. 217 00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:20,704 That was pretty cool. 218 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,802 Well, you're not sleeping out there again. 219 00:17:22,804 --> 00:17:25,073 Mom, he likes it. He's communing with nature. 220 00:17:26,681 --> 00:17:29,637 It's funny how you're able to have so much compassion 221 00:17:29,639 --> 00:17:31,481 for all these groups of oppressed peoples 222 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,902 you don't even know, and yet not for your family. 223 00:17:33,904 --> 00:17:35,157 Yep, okay. 224 00:17:35,159 --> 00:17:37,369 Who actually know you and love you. 225 00:17:37,785 --> 00:17:40,660 Your generation's only sacred value. 226 00:17:40,662 --> 00:17:43,152 - Biting the hand that feeds you. - Whatever. 227 00:17:43,154 --> 00:17:45,027 - Hey, Dad. - What? 228 00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:46,251 You're not eating anything. 229 00:17:46,253 --> 00:17:47,253 I'm not hungry. 230 00:17:48,337 --> 00:17:50,218 That's your second Bloody Mary. 231 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,524 So? 232 00:17:51,526 --> 00:17:52,845 We have scuba after this. 233 00:17:53,213 --> 00:17:54,378 I'll be fine. 234 00:17:55,953 --> 00:17:57,114 That's the guy. 235 00:18:00,356 --> 00:18:01,784 Oh, man. 236 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,608 Excuse me, dude. 237 00:18:05,782 --> 00:18:07,706 Aloha, ladies. How are you this morning? 238 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,657 Uh, yesterday I told you about a bag. It's my friend's. 239 00:18:10,659 --> 00:18:13,419 Yeah. I left it on the beach. It's olive green. 240 00:18:13,421 --> 00:18:16,550 I checked with, uh, lost and found in the office, 241 00:18:16,552 --> 00:18:19,754 and I'm so sorry to tell you, it wasn't there. 242 00:18:20,588 --> 00:18:21,760 But we'll keep an eye out. 243 00:18:21,762 --> 00:18:25,090 And if it turns up, I will call your room immediately. 244 00:18:26,852 --> 00:18:28,629 I do hope we find it. 245 00:18:35,738 --> 00:18:37,566 Aloha, Mr. Ross. 246 00:18:37,568 --> 00:18:41,201 Uh, Lana will take you to table nine. Thanks, Lana. 247 00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:42,850 All right. 248 00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:45,996 - I've been lookin' for ya. - Mr. Patton. 249 00:18:45,998 --> 00:18:47,507 - Hey. - How are we this morning? 250 00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:48,760 Yeah, no complaints. 251 00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:50,333 Ah, love to hear that. 252 00:18:50,335 --> 00:18:52,729 Um, listen, I wanna do something special for my wife, 253 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:56,027 something kinda romantic. It's our honeymoon. 254 00:18:56,029 --> 00:18:59,573 I'm thinking a candlelit dinner totally off on our own. 255 00:18:59,575 --> 00:19:01,184 Somewhere cool that's like... 256 00:19:01,487 --> 00:19:03,539 a beach or a cliff or just like... 257 00:19:04,154 --> 00:19:05,919 like an Instagram spot, you know? 258 00:19:05,921 --> 00:19:07,359 Yes. Yes. How wonderful. 259 00:19:07,361 --> 00:19:09,105 - Yeah. - Um... 260 00:19:09,905 --> 00:19:13,143 And of course, we do private dinners for couples all the time, 261 00:19:13,145 --> 00:19:17,009 but since you're such valued guests, 262 00:19:17,011 --> 00:19:19,525 and with the whole mix-up regarding your room, 263 00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:23,818 I would love to come up with something really unique. 264 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:26,344 Okay, great. Yeah. That's... that's what I'm thinking, too. 265 00:19:26,346 --> 00:19:27,725 What about... 266 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:31,737 a candlelit dinner on our charter boat at sunset? 267 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,519 That sounds perfect. 268 00:19:33,521 --> 00:19:35,567 You can watch the sunset from a private cove. 269 00:19:35,569 --> 00:19:36,569 Oh! 270 00:19:36,571 --> 00:19:39,306 Schools of dolphins leaping and circling the boat 271 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,126 as you cruise the coastline, 272 00:19:41,128 --> 00:19:42,567 - sipping pi?a coladas... - Nice. 273 00:19:42,569 --> 00:19:44,838 debating the names of your future offspring. 274 00:19:45,145 --> 00:19:47,542 I... I don't know about that. 275 00:19:47,544 --> 00:19:49,460 - Well, that sound like a plan? - Yeah. 276 00:19:49,763 --> 00:19:52,422 Well, see you down at the dock at 5:00. 277 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,280 Okay, great. 278 00:19:54,282 --> 00:19:56,368 - Tonight then. - Yeah. Thanks. 279 00:19:57,105 --> 00:19:58,310 Oh, one little thing. 280 00:19:58,312 --> 00:20:00,903 Uh, there will be one other guest on the boat. 281 00:20:01,322 --> 00:20:02,322 Really? 282 00:20:02,324 --> 00:20:03,995 Yeah. Very lovely woman, traveling alone, 283 00:20:03,997 --> 00:20:06,332 and because she paid for the boat, 284 00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:07,982 you'll only have to pay for the dinner. 285 00:20:08,443 --> 00:20:10,081 - Oh, yeah? - It's a sizable boat. 286 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,609 You won't even notice she's there. She'll be quiet as a church mouse. 287 00:20:15,913 --> 00:20:18,119 Yeah. All right. Yeah, that sounds fine. 288 00:20:18,965 --> 00:20:19,997 I just... 289 00:20:21,639 --> 00:20:24,211 I just want it to have a romantic vibe. 290 00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:27,043 Absolutely. Oh, your wife is very lucky. 291 00:20:27,348 --> 00:20:29,064 Thank you for all the help. 292 00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:30,074 Of course. 293 00:20:33,556 --> 00:20:34,556 Yes, we can do 294 00:20:34,558 --> 00:20:37,522 the total relaxation package for you, not a problem. 295 00:20:37,524 --> 00:20:39,480 Actually, can I give you a call right back? 296 00:20:40,183 --> 00:20:41,565 - Hey! - Hey. 297 00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:43,155 Thank you again for dinner last night. 298 00:20:43,157 --> 00:20:44,691 Really, I had a great time. 299 00:20:44,693 --> 00:20:47,552 And it was cool, you know, getting to know you more. 300 00:20:47,554 --> 00:20:52,367 Yeah. You know, tonight's the night I put my mother into the sea. 301 00:20:52,369 --> 00:20:53,619 Oh, wow. 302 00:20:53,621 --> 00:20:55,750 The boat leaves at 5:00. 303 00:20:55,752 --> 00:20:58,036 I'd really appreciate if you could be there. 304 00:21:00,182 --> 00:21:02,207 I'm here until 7:00. 305 00:21:03,038 --> 00:21:07,597 Oh, geez. Well, uh... 306 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,140 You know what? I'll take care of it. 307 00:21:11,142 --> 00:21:13,685 I'm... I'm sure one of the girls will be able to cover for me. 308 00:21:13,687 --> 00:21:15,582 This is important. I wanna be there for you. 309 00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:18,849 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 310 00:21:18,851 --> 00:21:19,894 Yeah. 311 00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:24,023 And just so you know, I'm probably gonna be a little drunk, 312 00:21:24,025 --> 00:21:27,952 so don't judge me, all right? 313 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,276 - No. - Okay. 314 00:21:29,278 --> 00:21:30,817 No, I'd never. 315 00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:33,095 Boat leaves at 5:00. 316 00:21:33,097 --> 00:21:34,756 - Five o'clock. - All right. 317 00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:35,758 I'll see you. 318 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:36,978 All right. 319 00:21:39,935 --> 00:21:40,948 Dad. 320 00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:41,950 What? 321 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:46,117 If you don't feel like doing this now, it's fine. 322 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:47,393 Nah. 323 00:21:49,061 --> 00:21:50,523 It's just like... 324 00:21:51,533 --> 00:21:56,464 What is real? Like, what... You know? What's real? 325 00:21:57,419 --> 00:21:58,549 Are you gay? 326 00:21:59,439 --> 00:22:00,439 No. 327 00:22:00,441 --> 00:22:04,228 Hey. 'Cause if you are, it's okay. Just, like, be real. 328 00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:06,370 I am being real. 329 00:22:07,852 --> 00:22:09,506 What's real is... 330 00:22:10,116 --> 00:22:11,645 like, gay, straight, whatever, 331 00:22:11,647 --> 00:22:14,366 we're just monkeys, we're just fucking monkeys. 332 00:22:14,368 --> 00:22:15,503 Yeah? 333 00:22:15,505 --> 00:22:17,909 Yeah. Yeah, we're just animals. 334 00:22:17,911 --> 00:22:20,994 I mean, you know, we wanna be, like... 335 00:22:21,377 --> 00:22:25,405 superheroes and respectable fathers and pillars in our communities, 336 00:22:25,407 --> 00:22:29,045 whatever, but... but in fact, we're just monkeys... 337 00:22:30,439 --> 00:22:32,624 living in our own little monkey pods, 338 00:22:33,234 --> 00:22:37,932 driven by base instincts to create these hierarchies 339 00:22:37,934 --> 00:22:39,964 and hump each other. 340 00:22:40,265 --> 00:22:43,450 I thought I knew my father, you know? 341 00:22:44,712 --> 00:22:47,642 I only knew the part that he wanted me to see. 342 00:22:48,194 --> 00:22:52,441 He hid the monkey, and that screwed me up, Quinn. 343 00:22:53,911 --> 00:22:55,780 You think that's what did it? 344 00:22:55,782 --> 00:22:57,746 Yeah, definitely. 345 00:22:58,718 --> 00:23:00,087 Hey, I thought... 346 00:23:00,089 --> 00:23:03,418 My whole life, I thought I was the flawed child of an icon. 347 00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:06,849 Like, I put him on this, like, enormous pedestal. 348 00:23:06,851 --> 00:23:08,872 Meanwhile, like, 349 00:23:08,874 --> 00:23:14,634 he's off in some bathhouse on the DL, getting manhandled by some... 350 00:23:16,427 --> 00:23:18,403 like, random dudes. 351 00:23:20,475 --> 00:23:21,820 Wow. 352 00:23:22,186 --> 00:23:24,271 Oh, I wish I had known. 353 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,940 I'm sorry. 354 00:23:29,485 --> 00:23:30,759 Yeah. 355 00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:33,559 But I get it. I mean, you know, 356 00:23:33,561 --> 00:23:37,069 you don't want your kid thinking you're some sex-crazed lunatic. 357 00:23:40,792 --> 00:23:45,121 The room is... is beautiful, and we have this ocean view, 358 00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:50,613 and we face west, so we get these incredible sunsets. 359 00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:52,711 Yeah. 360 00:23:54,754 --> 00:23:58,085 You'd love Hawaii. Everything's so lush. 361 00:23:58,788 --> 00:24:01,290 Where we are, it isn't so overdeveloped. 362 00:24:02,724 --> 00:24:05,915 And there's all of this amazing food and pastries. 363 00:24:08,564 --> 00:24:09,564 Hey. 364 00:24:11,168 --> 00:24:15,579 So, yesterday you were reading Freud and Nietzsche, 365 00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:18,030 and today you're reading what? 366 00:24:20,403 --> 00:24:21,403 Oh. 367 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:24,444 So you finished Freud and Nietzsche. 368 00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:27,533 Are you actually reading any of these books? 369 00:24:27,865 --> 00:24:29,658 No, they're just props. 370 00:24:30,126 --> 00:24:32,000 We have a stylist choose our outfits 371 00:24:32,002 --> 00:24:34,386 and then we have a book stylist pick out our books. 372 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,713 Yeah. That's what I figured. 373 00:24:38,796 --> 00:24:42,511 Yeah, it's really relaxing. I really wanna bring you and Dad here. 374 00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:44,460 Are you gonna get in the water? 375 00:24:44,462 --> 00:24:46,875 Ye... well... you... you do! 376 00:24:46,877 --> 00:24:48,774 I mean, everyone takes vacations. 377 00:24:48,776 --> 00:24:51,444 Okay, so sixty pages, based on how fast you read, 378 00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:53,907 that'll be like two minutes, and then you can jump in. 379 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:57,579 Do you wanna know me? 380 00:25:02,562 --> 00:25:04,159 May... maybe. 381 00:25:04,734 --> 00:25:05,842 Do you? 382 00:25:07,676 --> 00:25:09,147 I don't know. 383 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,339 Maybe it's better if I'm just really real with you. 384 00:25:18,112 --> 00:25:20,330 Maybe that's the healthier legacy. 385 00:25:22,136 --> 00:25:25,380 I think it is. Yeah. 386 00:25:25,382 --> 00:25:26,973 You guys ready to get your tanks on? 387 00:25:26,975 --> 00:25:28,311 Yeah, let's do it! 388 00:25:48,379 --> 00:25:51,694 Hey, if you won't come to the pool, the pool is gonna come to you. 389 00:25:53,490 --> 00:25:54,875 Get in. 390 00:25:54,877 --> 00:25:55,967 Oh, my God! 391 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:59,254 Get in the water, come on! 392 00:25:59,256 --> 00:26:00,642 Oh my God! 393 00:26:00,644 --> 00:26:02,115 You got my book wet. 394 00:26:02,117 --> 00:26:03,406 Oh my God. 395 00:26:09,826 --> 00:26:11,461 Tastes a little like pee. 396 00:26:11,832 --> 00:26:13,503 - I think it's your own. - It's your own. 397 00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:16,085 I think I forgot that I peed, yeah. 398 00:28:18,223 --> 00:28:19,974 - Okay. Thank you. - Sit wherever you like, 399 00:28:19,976 --> 00:28:21,227 - I'll be right over. - Thanks. 400 00:28:21,229 --> 00:28:22,229 Yeah. 401 00:28:33,456 --> 00:28:36,201 Get me the Kahuna with guac. All right? 402 00:28:36,203 --> 00:28:38,457 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. 403 00:28:43,325 --> 00:28:45,335 Enjoying your time? 404 00:28:46,347 --> 00:28:47,405 Hi. 405 00:28:47,407 --> 00:28:50,517 Oh, yeah. Hi. Uh, yes. 406 00:28:50,519 --> 00:28:52,127 Yeah. Very much. 407 00:28:52,129 --> 00:28:53,431 Honeymoon, yeah? 408 00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:54,959 - Mm-hmm. - Oh. 409 00:28:54,961 --> 00:28:57,176 - And after this, we go to Tahiti. - Thank you. 410 00:28:57,512 --> 00:28:59,803 - Oh, that'll be nice. - Yeah. 411 00:29:00,888 --> 00:29:02,529 Where was your honeymoon? 412 00:29:02,531 --> 00:29:05,563 Uh, believe it or not, we went to China. 413 00:29:06,026 --> 00:29:07,089 Cool. 414 00:29:07,091 --> 00:29:08,472 Nicole, my wife, 415 00:29:08,474 --> 00:29:12,677 she took Mandarin in college, so she wanted to show off. 416 00:29:14,666 --> 00:29:17,426 It was... it was cool. We went all around. 417 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,575 It was a lot different back then. 418 00:29:22,842 --> 00:29:24,714 Yeah. China. 419 00:29:24,716 --> 00:29:26,126 - Sure. - Yeah. 420 00:29:26,128 --> 00:29:27,378 How long ago was that? 421 00:29:28,254 --> 00:29:30,725 Twenty-two years we've been married. 422 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:33,826 Twenty-two? That's impressive. 423 00:29:33,828 --> 00:29:35,208 I guess. 424 00:29:36,524 --> 00:29:38,637 I mean, I've got friends that, you know, 425 00:29:38,639 --> 00:29:41,248 have been married, divorced, married, divorced, so... 426 00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:43,695 We're still going. So you never know. 427 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:49,072 So, what's your guys' secret? How do you keep the spark alive? 428 00:29:49,074 --> 00:29:52,941 Oh, the spark. No, it's not alive. It died. 429 00:29:53,724 --> 00:29:57,027 Yeah. I mean, love may be alive, but spark... 430 00:29:58,195 --> 00:30:00,945 Sure. That happens. 431 00:30:02,239 --> 00:30:03,263 Yeah. 432 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,302 And his handstands. 433 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:08,051 He was totally trying to flash us. 434 00:30:08,053 --> 00:30:09,763 Yeah, but with what? 435 00:30:09,765 --> 00:30:11,031 Thumb dick. 436 00:30:12,183 --> 00:30:13,252 What the fuck? 437 00:30:16,071 --> 00:30:19,334 Oh, good. Hi, girls. Can you just help me move this bed in? 438 00:30:19,336 --> 00:30:21,274 I just... I just need to do it real quick. 439 00:30:21,276 --> 00:30:23,044 Mom, there's meds for this. 440 00:30:23,046 --> 00:30:24,132 No, it's just for my Zoom. 441 00:30:24,134 --> 00:30:26,690 I finally found a good background, but I can see the bed. 442 00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:27,702 So what? 443 00:30:27,704 --> 00:30:29,790 Well, so I don't want my entire organization 444 00:30:29,792 --> 00:30:32,575 and my Chinese affiliates knowing that I'm on fucking vacation! 445 00:30:32,577 --> 00:30:34,620 Olivia, can you just help me with the bed, please? 446 00:30:34,622 --> 00:30:36,419 - I have five minutes. - Okay, fine! 447 00:30:36,421 --> 00:30:37,461 Thank you. 448 00:30:38,830 --> 00:30:42,556 Okay. All right, girls, ready? One, two, three. 449 00:30:44,137 --> 00:30:45,342 Just lift it! 450 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,344 Push. 451 00:30:47,196 --> 00:30:50,608 Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes! 452 00:30:54,462 --> 00:30:55,721 Are you okay, Paula? 453 00:30:55,723 --> 00:30:56,723 No. 454 00:30:56,725 --> 00:30:58,842 All right, I'm gonna start my Zoom. And you guys, 455 00:30:58,844 --> 00:31:01,554 if you're gonna stay in here, you have to be totally silent. 456 00:31:01,556 --> 00:31:03,351 Okay? And stay out of the frame. 457 00:31:03,353 --> 00:31:05,239 Mom, you look deranged. 458 00:31:05,241 --> 00:31:07,377 It's all right. I have a filter for that. 459 00:31:07,379 --> 00:31:09,521 Oh, fuck. 460 00:31:10,434 --> 00:31:15,864 I chased Nicole for three years, and she wouldn't let me touch her. 461 00:31:15,866 --> 00:31:20,699 And then when I finally could, I couldn't get enough, man. I was... 462 00:31:20,701 --> 00:31:23,577 I had to have it all the time. She thought I was nuts. 463 00:31:23,579 --> 00:31:26,095 She thought that I should see a doctor. 464 00:31:27,551 --> 00:31:29,243 She thought I had, uh... 465 00:31:30,207 --> 00:31:31,457 priapism. 466 00:31:31,999 --> 00:31:33,902 Which is like when... Hey, bud. 467 00:31:33,904 --> 00:31:36,777 When you get this perpetual hard-on, 468 00:31:37,405 --> 00:31:40,295 like an erection that you... will not go down. 469 00:31:41,210 --> 00:31:42,210 Yeah. 470 00:31:42,212 --> 00:31:45,066 But after a few years, 471 00:31:45,068 --> 00:31:48,384 it doesn't matter how much role playing you do or, like, 472 00:31:48,386 --> 00:31:52,193 toys you buy or porn you watch together, whatever, 473 00:31:52,195 --> 00:31:55,316 sex just turns into, like, a... 474 00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:58,720 You know like when they do one of those food challenges 475 00:31:58,722 --> 00:32:00,528 on a reality show, 476 00:32:01,057 --> 00:32:04,297 you know, where they gotta, like, eat like a bowl of live worms, 477 00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:06,936 and you just got... you gotta psych yourself up for it. 478 00:32:06,938 --> 00:32:08,933 You're like, "I can do this. 479 00:32:08,935 --> 00:32:12,880 Just hold my nose and, like, suck it down as fast as I can 480 00:32:12,882 --> 00:32:14,087 so I don't gag." 481 00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:17,039 Yeah. 482 00:32:17,499 --> 00:32:19,127 But it's natural. 483 00:32:19,974 --> 00:32:22,635 I mean, it'd be weird if it didn't fade, you know. 484 00:32:22,637 --> 00:32:26,271 Look, I'm just being real with you, you know. 485 00:32:26,273 --> 00:32:30,309 Oh, this is my son, Quinn. And I'm Mark. 486 00:32:30,311 --> 00:32:31,608 Right. Hi. 487 00:32:31,610 --> 00:32:33,218 What are you talking about? 488 00:32:33,220 --> 00:32:34,947 Nothing. Sex with your mom. 489 00:32:35,951 --> 00:32:36,951 You know, I actually... 490 00:32:36,953 --> 00:32:40,799 I think I'm gonna order from the room just 'cause it's... 491 00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:43,871 It's so hot here. 492 00:32:44,279 --> 00:32:45,481 I'm feeling hot. 493 00:32:45,483 --> 00:32:47,282 Well, it was nice to talk with you. 494 00:32:47,284 --> 00:32:50,015 And I hope that you have a great honeymoon. 495 00:32:50,017 --> 00:32:51,253 Thank you. 496 00:32:51,255 --> 00:32:55,523 And you guys have a great trip. Okay? Bye. Thanks. 497 00:32:59,390 --> 00:33:01,456 Was it something I said? 498 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,193 Shit! 499 00:33:08,003 --> 00:33:10,269 Olivia, get down! 500 00:33:10,271 --> 00:33:11,366 Ow. 501 00:33:12,314 --> 00:33:14,691 Hey, everybody. 502 00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:22,225 Nicole Mossbacher. Good to see you all. 503 00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:29,093 Hey! 504 00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:31,991 You left me. 505 00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:34,837 I'm surprised that you noticed. 506 00:33:34,839 --> 00:33:37,068 What? Oh, shut up! 507 00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:40,799 You were so busy flirting with those girls. 508 00:33:41,890 --> 00:33:47,257 I was not flirting with those girls. I was giving them shit. 509 00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:50,556 Well, it certainly seemed like you were having a good time. 510 00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:53,725 Aw. Is my baby jealous? 511 00:33:55,551 --> 00:33:56,898 No. 512 00:33:58,073 --> 00:33:59,692 Whatever. 513 00:33:59,694 --> 00:34:00,784 Yeah. 514 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,720 Well, I came to find you to tell you 515 00:34:04,722 --> 00:34:07,909 to wear something extra cute tonight. 516 00:34:08,609 --> 00:34:10,616 What do you mean? Why? 517 00:34:10,618 --> 00:34:12,038 I got a little something planned. 518 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,789 Tell me. 519 00:34:13,791 --> 00:34:15,085 - No. - Tell me. 520 00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:16,537 - No. - Tell me. 521 00:34:16,842 --> 00:34:18,292 It's a surprise. 522 00:34:18,697 --> 00:34:19,805 Tell me. 523 00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:23,811 But I will tell you, it is very, 524 00:34:23,813 --> 00:34:27,478 very, very romantic. 525 00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,151 It's natural to want something new. 526 00:35:23,561 --> 00:35:25,276 I mean, when you're jerking to porn, 527 00:35:25,278 --> 00:35:27,818 do you watch the same clip every time? 528 00:35:29,501 --> 00:35:31,324 No. Never. 529 00:35:32,035 --> 00:35:33,331 I think I'm gonna go. 530 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,366 Yeah? Okay. 531 00:35:34,368 --> 00:35:36,533 Um, can I borrow your phone? 532 00:35:37,213 --> 00:35:38,970 Mine's gone, and I need to get online. 533 00:35:38,972 --> 00:35:41,488 Uh... all right. 534 00:35:45,745 --> 00:35:47,380 See you back in the room. 535 00:36:18,153 --> 00:36:20,680 Who are these people? 536 00:36:20,682 --> 00:36:23,515 They're joining for dinner. I hope that's okay. 537 00:36:23,517 --> 00:36:25,212 Oh, all right. 538 00:36:29,850 --> 00:36:30,868 Watch your step! 539 00:36:30,870 --> 00:36:33,354 - Aloha! - Hi. Aloha. 540 00:36:33,820 --> 00:36:35,686 - Thank you. - Oh! Wow! 541 00:36:36,288 --> 00:36:38,229 Is this all for us? 542 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,726 - Uh, yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. - Yeah? 543 00:36:42,995 --> 00:36:44,011 I'll hold that for you. 544 00:36:44,013 --> 00:36:47,326 Oh, thank you so much. I love this. 545 00:36:47,328 --> 00:36:49,443 Hey, everybody. 546 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:51,494 - Hey! - Hey. 547 00:36:51,936 --> 00:36:53,718 Thank you for coming. 548 00:36:54,478 --> 00:36:58,643 I know I don't know you, but I'm glad you're here. 549 00:36:59,533 --> 00:37:04,277 Well, these are my mother's ashes. 550 00:37:04,279 --> 00:37:08,241 And I just wanna say that, you know, 551 00:37:08,582 --> 00:37:11,220 I don't want tonight to be a downer. 552 00:37:11,222 --> 00:37:14,431 You know, my mother would've wanted us to have a good time. 553 00:37:16,329 --> 00:37:18,958 So let's have fun, okay? 554 00:37:22,267 --> 00:37:24,921 I think I need to set this down. 555 00:37:27,586 --> 00:37:29,251 - This is nice. - Yeah. 556 00:37:29,253 --> 00:37:30,964 - Get a little tan. - It's getting warmer. 557 00:37:30,966 --> 00:37:31,966 - Hi. - Hi. 558 00:37:31,968 --> 00:37:35,081 Quick question. Uh, what's... what's going on here? 559 00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:37,577 Just, uh, just refilled your drink. 560 00:37:37,882 --> 00:37:40,263 Right. No, I know what this is. 561 00:37:40,265 --> 00:37:42,998 Um, what's going on with this lady? 562 00:37:45,064 --> 00:37:47,383 - What's... - Oh, um... 563 00:37:48,447 --> 00:37:51,891 She's planning on scattering her mother's ashes off the boat. 564 00:37:55,562 --> 00:37:58,053 Okay. Does she think we're here for that? 565 00:37:58,055 --> 00:37:59,359 'Cause we're not. 566 00:37:59,685 --> 00:38:01,092 Shane... 567 00:38:01,768 --> 00:38:03,104 Do you want me to speak to her? 568 00:38:03,106 --> 00:38:04,232 - Oh, no, no, no. - Well... 569 00:38:04,234 --> 00:38:06,234 It's fine. No. It's... it's fine. 570 00:38:06,236 --> 00:38:07,782 Everything's okay. Thank you so much. 571 00:38:07,784 --> 00:38:08,784 Of course. Mahalo. 572 00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:10,073 - Mahalo. - Mahalo. 573 00:38:10,075 --> 00:38:13,881 We can't... we can't tell her not to bother us. 574 00:38:13,883 --> 00:38:17,822 Like, well, I'm trying to have a romantic time with my wife. 575 00:38:20,342 --> 00:38:21,781 Hey! 576 00:38:22,318 --> 00:38:24,181 - Hi. - Hi. 577 00:38:24,183 --> 00:38:26,148 You guys wanna sit up here? 578 00:38:26,150 --> 00:38:28,555 Yeah. No, that's okay. Thank you. 579 00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:30,364 It might be more convivial. 580 00:38:31,492 --> 00:38:32,910 We're on our honeymoon. 581 00:38:33,219 --> 00:38:35,217 - Hmm. - Thank you, though. 582 00:38:38,422 --> 00:38:40,208 Oh my gosh. 583 00:38:41,038 --> 00:38:43,385 How nice to be in love. 584 00:38:44,037 --> 00:38:46,695 Mm. Mm. Yeah. 585 00:38:46,697 --> 00:38:49,172 I wish I had a man here. 586 00:38:50,065 --> 00:38:51,065 I mean, you know, I... 587 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:54,242 I'm really happy you're here. You know what I mean. 588 00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:56,982 I totally get it. 589 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:02,703 Woo-hoo! 590 00:39:02,705 --> 00:39:03,851 All right. 591 00:39:04,241 --> 00:39:06,633 You're a beautiful couple. 592 00:39:12,997 --> 00:39:15,549 - Leprosy is no joke. - It's not. 593 00:39:15,852 --> 00:39:18,393 You know about leprosy, right? 594 00:39:18,395 --> 00:39:19,531 - Right, totally. - Yeah? 595 00:39:19,533 --> 00:39:22,081 That's a weird nerve disease where they have... 596 00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:24,964 they, like, they can't even feel like... You could get hit by a bus... 597 00:39:24,966 --> 00:39:27,302 - Hey! What're you doing? - Hey, baby, where've you been? 598 00:39:27,304 --> 00:39:28,304 and not even know it. 599 00:39:28,306 --> 00:39:29,306 - Yeah. - Let's go. 600 00:39:29,308 --> 00:39:31,627 - You wanna get out of here? - Yeah. Totally. 601 00:39:32,655 --> 00:39:33,791 See ya. 602 00:39:38,566 --> 00:39:39,566 Bye. 603 00:39:45,823 --> 00:39:46,984 Whiskey, neat. 604 00:39:46,986 --> 00:39:48,763 Yeah, you got it, boss. 605 00:39:51,346 --> 00:39:53,085 Drinking on the job? 606 00:39:55,433 --> 00:39:56,890 Done for the day. 607 00:39:56,892 --> 00:39:57,892 Oh. 608 00:39:59,504 --> 00:40:00,888 Where's your family? 609 00:40:00,890 --> 00:40:03,733 Oh, shit. I should get back to them. 610 00:40:04,741 --> 00:40:05,855 Um... 611 00:40:06,859 --> 00:40:08,690 No, they've seen enough of me. 612 00:40:16,703 --> 00:40:17,703 Thirsty? 613 00:40:19,524 --> 00:40:20,662 Long day. 614 00:40:21,164 --> 00:40:24,119 Yeah. Me, too. 615 00:40:29,111 --> 00:40:32,340 I can be romantic. See, right? 616 00:40:32,342 --> 00:40:33,630 - Yeah. - I mean... 617 00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:36,995 Totally. Thank you. You didn't have to do this, though. 618 00:40:36,997 --> 00:40:38,341 I wanted to. 619 00:40:40,346 --> 00:40:43,470 But is it because of our conversation this morning? 620 00:40:48,153 --> 00:40:50,781 I guess I just get insecure, like... 621 00:40:51,623 --> 00:40:55,385 if our whole thing is based on your sexual attraction to me, 622 00:40:55,387 --> 00:40:58,604 then what happens when that attraction fades? 623 00:40:59,918 --> 00:41:01,103 Baba. 624 00:41:04,207 --> 00:41:06,950 it is not going to fade. 625 00:41:08,380 --> 00:41:09,699 - No? - No. 626 00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:11,242 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 627 00:41:11,244 --> 00:41:14,701 Hi. I think it's time. 628 00:41:14,703 --> 00:41:16,634 So you guys are gonna have to get up, okay? 629 00:41:16,636 --> 00:41:18,854 - Oh. - Yes. 630 00:41:19,976 --> 00:41:22,267 Will you mo... move their table? 631 00:41:22,269 --> 00:41:23,269 Of course, Ms. MacQuoid. 632 00:41:23,271 --> 00:41:26,014 Oh, ow! Hold on! Can I just... 633 00:41:26,016 --> 00:41:27,183 We can just... 634 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:29,604 That's fine, move it this way. 635 00:41:29,606 --> 00:41:31,649 - Watch where you're going. - Sorry, Ms. MacQuoid. 636 00:41:31,651 --> 00:41:32,811 - Yeah. I just... - Got it? 637 00:41:32,813 --> 00:41:35,160 Yeah, I got it. All right. There we go. 638 00:41:49,607 --> 00:41:50,785 - Okay, thank you. - Yeah. 639 00:41:51,533 --> 00:41:52,603 All right. 640 00:41:54,466 --> 00:41:56,342 My poor mother... 641 00:41:58,337 --> 00:42:00,622 she died in June. 642 00:42:01,447 --> 00:42:06,690 And she loved the ocean. Just loved it. 643 00:42:09,418 --> 00:42:12,804 My poor mother, she had a beautiful house in Carmel. 644 00:42:13,296 --> 00:42:18,491 And she tried very, very hard to be a really good mother, 645 00:42:18,804 --> 00:42:24,105 even though she didn't have any maternal instincts or skills. 646 00:42:25,180 --> 00:42:28,891 She, uh, she was always in search of male affection. 647 00:42:28,893 --> 00:42:32,063 And, uh, she was... 648 00:42:33,528 --> 00:42:35,492 a nymphomaniac. 649 00:42:36,555 --> 00:42:40,797 I'd walk in her room and I'd find all sorts of strange men in her bed. 650 00:42:41,595 --> 00:42:45,177 She had borderline personality disorder. 651 00:42:45,179 --> 00:42:50,135 She took her money and she manipulated people with it. 652 00:42:50,137 --> 00:42:54,700 And she was cruel. And she was very, very cruel. 653 00:42:54,702 --> 00:42:58,925 She was so, so cruel and... 654 00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:06,486 I... I just... oh, mother, mother, mother, mother. 655 00:43:07,394 --> 00:43:09,134 My mother... 656 00:43:10,721 --> 00:43:15,431 told me I would never be a ballerina, and that was when I was skinny. 657 00:43:15,743 --> 00:43:18,210 My poor mother, she... 658 00:43:18,212 --> 00:43:21,833 She just couldn't handle her jealousy. 659 00:43:22,137 --> 00:43:25,007 She had to take me down. 660 00:43:25,881 --> 00:43:31,800 And what's weird is I miss my mother even though she was a big jerk! 661 00:43:33,687 --> 00:43:36,215 I just... I need your help, everybody. 662 00:43:36,217 --> 00:43:40,205 I... I've been trying for many days now to open this box. 663 00:43:40,207 --> 00:43:42,353 My poor mother's in here. 664 00:43:42,654 --> 00:43:44,562 I need someone to help me. 665 00:43:44,564 --> 00:43:46,131 Do you want me to open the box? 666 00:43:46,133 --> 00:43:48,206 Yeah, I would love that. 667 00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:49,346 I'll get it. 668 00:43:51,674 --> 00:43:52,891 Um... 669 00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:55,861 Yeah. Just... 670 00:44:01,371 --> 00:44:02,684 Oh my God, thank you. 671 00:44:02,686 --> 00:44:04,913 Yeah, no big deal. Yeah. 672 00:44:07,510 --> 00:44:09,011 Mother. 673 00:44:15,067 --> 00:44:16,623 Goodbye, Mother. 674 00:44:22,016 --> 00:44:23,930 Goodbye, Mother! 675 00:44:26,375 --> 00:44:28,235 Goodbye, Mother! 676 00:44:40,526 --> 00:44:42,841 I can't... I can't do this. 677 00:44:42,843 --> 00:44:46,088 You know, this is... I just realized it's too early for me. 678 00:44:46,090 --> 00:44:47,090 It's okay. 679 00:44:49,726 --> 00:44:50,726 All right. 680 00:44:50,728 --> 00:44:53,600 Oh, I want my mother, mother, mother. 681 00:44:53,602 --> 00:44:56,233 - Oh, I can't. - Hey let's, uh, yeah... maybe... 682 00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:58,570 - Why don't we... yeah, back in the box. - I wanted my... 683 00:45:03,255 --> 00:45:05,567 - Oh, my God. - It's okay. 684 00:45:08,339 --> 00:45:10,050 - It's totally okay. - Oh my God. 685 00:45:10,052 --> 00:45:12,535 No, it's not okay! 686 00:46:10,955 --> 00:46:13,005 I don't understand what happened to your father. 687 00:46:14,145 --> 00:46:16,137 I mean, I've been texting him all day. 688 00:46:16,795 --> 00:46:18,293 I have his phone. 689 00:46:20,248 --> 00:46:22,713 Well, you could've told me that earlier, Quinn. 690 00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:26,028 You know, this is all because of you, 691 00:46:26,030 --> 00:46:29,333 because you won't share a giant room with your brother. 692 00:46:29,335 --> 00:46:31,114 Mom, it works out perfect. 693 00:46:31,116 --> 00:46:33,782 He can have the entire beach to himself to jerk off. 694 00:46:33,784 --> 00:46:35,326 I don't jerk... 695 00:46:37,458 --> 00:46:38,869 Finish your sentence. 696 00:46:39,660 --> 00:46:40,660 Whatever. 697 00:46:41,366 --> 00:46:42,751 You're addicted to porn. 698 00:46:42,753 --> 00:46:43,964 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 699 00:46:43,966 --> 00:46:48,623 Don't sex shame him. Boys are sex shamed all the time now. 700 00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:51,499 I mean, I know it's very in, but it's not okay. 701 00:46:56,137 --> 00:46:57,137 What? 702 00:46:57,823 --> 00:46:59,673 You sex shame Dad. 703 00:47:01,436 --> 00:47:03,357 I do not. 704 00:47:03,359 --> 00:47:06,673 Okay. Whatever gets you through the night. 705 00:47:09,264 --> 00:47:11,851 You... you're gay, right? 706 00:47:15,014 --> 00:47:16,941 Yes, I'm gay. 707 00:47:16,943 --> 00:47:19,334 No, my father was gay. 708 00:47:20,075 --> 00:47:24,704 I think. He, uh, he had sex with men. 709 00:47:25,489 --> 00:47:27,144 That's a telltale sign. 710 00:47:30,246 --> 00:47:32,664 - Hey, can I ask you a question? - Hmm. 711 00:47:34,193 --> 00:47:38,244 What's it like, like, you know, 712 00:47:38,246 --> 00:47:41,714 being fucked up the ass? Like, is that... 713 00:47:43,289 --> 00:47:44,682 I mean, it must feel kinda good, 714 00:47:44,684 --> 00:47:47,410 otherwise you wouldn't keep doing it, right? 715 00:47:49,820 --> 00:47:51,687 Does... does it feel good? 716 00:47:56,221 --> 00:47:57,844 Do you wanna find out? 717 00:48:04,886 --> 00:48:08,005 Uh, no, I'll take a rain check. 718 00:48:18,919 --> 00:48:19,997 Hutch. 719 00:48:30,568 --> 00:48:35,781 When you're young, sex is powerful and intoxicating. 720 00:48:35,783 --> 00:48:40,617 And as we mature, it gets demystified. 721 00:48:40,619 --> 00:48:43,706 You realize there are more important things to focus on. 722 00:48:43,708 --> 00:48:45,870 Like what? Zooming with China? 723 00:48:46,459 --> 00:48:50,474 Like holding onto whatever shreds of dignity you still have. 724 00:48:50,476 --> 00:48:52,345 That's so perverted. 725 00:48:53,862 --> 00:48:55,391 Can I take these? 726 00:48:55,393 --> 00:48:56,664 Yes, thank you. 727 00:49:02,295 --> 00:49:06,064 If you had the phone, did you see me texting all day? 728 00:49:06,066 --> 00:49:08,274 And you didn't respond, Quinn? 729 00:49:09,314 --> 00:49:10,568 He did not tell us 730 00:49:10,570 --> 00:49:12,773 that she chartered that boat for a goddamn funeral! 731 00:49:12,775 --> 00:49:14,665 - It's okay. - No, it's not okay! 732 00:49:14,667 --> 00:49:16,933 He did it on purpose. He's fucking gaslighting me. 733 00:49:16,935 --> 00:49:19,077 - You have to let it go. - I'm not gonna let it go. 734 00:49:19,079 --> 00:49:20,943 What I wanna do is go find that fucker. 735 00:49:20,945 --> 00:49:21,946 Shane. 736 00:49:36,555 --> 00:49:38,679 Okay, one second, let me just... 737 00:49:38,681 --> 00:49:39,851 - What? - There you go. 738 00:49:39,853 --> 00:49:41,743 - On the count of three. - Okay. 739 00:49:41,745 --> 00:49:45,613 One, two, three. There you go. Good. 740 00:49:45,615 --> 00:49:47,602 You're a beautiful woman. 741 00:49:47,604 --> 00:49:49,832 Oh, thank you, Tanya. 742 00:49:49,834 --> 00:49:52,926 Is it... Okay! You got it. 743 00:49:52,928 --> 00:49:56,271 Let's just get the bottom half to join you. 744 00:49:56,273 --> 00:50:00,076 There you go. Okay. All right. 745 00:50:00,078 --> 00:50:01,970 - My head. - Oh. 746 00:50:01,972 --> 00:50:03,567 - My head. - Let's... 747 00:50:03,978 --> 00:50:05,011 Oh yeah. 748 00:50:05,648 --> 00:50:06,934 - That's... - Oh... oh, oh! 749 00:50:06,936 --> 00:50:08,292 There you go. 750 00:50:08,294 --> 00:50:09,909 - All right. - Yeah. 751 00:50:10,463 --> 00:50:12,272 - Okay. - Thank you. 752 00:50:12,274 --> 00:50:16,160 Good night to her, and good night to you. 753 00:50:16,162 --> 00:50:18,014 Everything's gonna be okay. 754 00:50:18,016 --> 00:50:20,038 - Mm-hmm? - Mm-hmm! 755 00:50:20,746 --> 00:50:21,826 You got it. 756 00:50:43,512 --> 00:50:44,750 Yes? 757 00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:46,200 Hi. 758 00:50:48,069 --> 00:50:49,074 How was the cruise? 759 00:50:49,902 --> 00:50:51,085 Not good. 760 00:50:51,087 --> 00:50:52,256 Great. 761 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:55,991 Actually, it was a shit show. They're fucking pissed. 762 00:50:55,993 --> 00:50:56,993 Perfect. 763 00:50:58,710 --> 00:51:01,730 Oh, do you want a drink? I, uh, I have tequila. 764 00:51:01,732 --> 00:51:04,668 I have, uh... other things. 765 00:51:05,141 --> 00:51:07,383 Uh, no, no, I'm good. 766 00:51:09,373 --> 00:51:12,135 I like this new hair look. 767 00:51:12,967 --> 00:51:15,310 Yeah. Yeah. You said that already. 768 00:51:16,139 --> 00:51:20,225 Turns out you're my type. Blonde surfer with a man bun. 769 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,497 Okay. 770 00:51:25,466 --> 00:51:27,775 You're a great worker, Dillon. 771 00:51:28,301 --> 00:51:30,642 Oh, um, well, thank you. 772 00:51:31,535 --> 00:51:33,446 I have my eyes on you. 773 00:51:35,617 --> 00:51:38,577 Okay. Well, I will talk to you later. 774 00:51:39,163 --> 00:51:40,600 All right. I'll see you... 775 00:51:57,689 --> 00:51:59,594 I was texting you all day, 776 00:51:59,596 --> 00:52:01,456 and then Quinn told me he had your phone. 777 00:52:01,458 --> 00:52:03,602 Hmm, mm-hmm. 778 00:52:24,461 --> 00:52:26,660 You're taking this really hard. 779 00:52:46,119 --> 00:52:48,687 Why would he be gaslighting you? 780 00:52:49,756 --> 00:52:51,275 This has happened before. 781 00:52:53,744 --> 00:52:58,114 Like, people have been coming for me my whole life. 782 00:52:59,623 --> 00:53:01,208 I'm just playing the hand I was dealt. 783 00:53:01,807 --> 00:53:05,164 Like, yeah. It's a great hand. 784 00:53:05,166 --> 00:53:06,786 And that's not my fault. 785 00:53:07,134 --> 00:53:11,216 Shane. Don't worry about it. 786 00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:15,236 I loved our dinner. I thought it was really romantic... 787 00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:18,474 until it wasn't. 788 00:53:19,202 --> 00:53:20,202 Yeah. 789 00:53:33,702 --> 00:53:36,034 Don't. I'm not in the mood. 790 00:53:50,198 --> 00:53:53,710 I'm just kidding. I'm always in the mood. 791 00:53:54,876 --> 00:53:57,086 - Yeah? - Yeah. 792 00:53:59,081 --> 00:54:00,288 Come on. 793 00:54:00,290 --> 00:54:01,396 Okay. 794 00:54:19,951 --> 00:54:21,162 Get off me, monkey. 795 00:54:22,585 --> 00:54:24,942 Get off me. I mean it. 796 00:55:22,119 --> 00:55:23,973 Yeah. Mm, yeah. 797 00:57:46,417 --> 00:57:51,417 - Synced and corrected by Darrow - - www.addic7ed.com - 798 00:58:39,798 --> 00:58:41,143 Ooh. 799 00:58:57,276 --> 00:58:58,996 Surprise! 800 00:58:59,609 --> 00:59:00,724 Mom! 801 00:59:00,726 --> 00:59:03,069 Am I interrupting? It's only your honeymoon! 802 00:59:03,071 --> 00:59:04,447 What are you doing here? 803 00:59:05,953 --> 00:59:07,374 It's like we're the underdogs now. 804 00:59:07,376 --> 00:59:10,046 He's a white man, and nobody has any sympathy for them. 805 00:59:10,048 --> 00:59:12,414 - I think he's gonna be okay, Nicole. - Thank you, Paula. 806 00:59:13,504 --> 00:59:15,034 - This is the spa. - I got asked out. 807 00:59:15,336 --> 00:59:18,119 He's a deep-sea fisherman from Black Lives Matter. 808 00:59:21,029 --> 00:59:23,218 Here's another treat. Enjoy. 809 00:59:23,220 --> 00:59:25,180 Dad, I think that guy was hitting on you. 810 00:59:25,182 --> 00:59:26,883 He was just, you know, being friendly. 811 00:59:27,644 --> 00:59:29,656 Baba, tell my mom what you were thinking about. 812 00:59:29,658 --> 00:59:31,106 I really want to get a job. 813 00:59:31,108 --> 00:59:32,926 No, why would you do that?