1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:03,900 - Synced and corrected by actumaxime - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:02:01,025 --> 00:02:03,003 Anyways, I feel like I can't even go back 3 00:02:03,027 --> 00:02:04,027 and get married to him. 4 00:02:04,028 --> 00:02:06,530 Pretend like we never have to go back to America. 5 00:02:07,322 --> 00:02:08,615 I think so. 6 00:02:08,698 --> 00:02:11,368 - I know, I think... - Did you guys just get here? 7 00:02:11,452 --> 00:02:13,369 Yeah, we... we just in flew this morning. 8 00:02:13,453 --> 00:02:17,625 Oh, I'm so jealous. We leave in a few hours. 9 00:02:17,708 --> 00:02:19,167 So, did you have a good time? 10 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:23,088 We had the best time. Have you guys been here before? 11 00:02:23,172 --> 00:02:24,173 No. 12 00:02:24,255 --> 00:02:27,301 The hotel's perfect, and the staff is excellent. 13 00:02:28,219 --> 00:02:30,720 The food is amazing. 14 00:02:30,804 --> 00:02:33,766 - I've heard. - And the wine. I mean... 15 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,810 We are so excited. 16 00:02:35,892 --> 00:02:39,230 Italy's just so romantic. Oh, you're gonna die. 17 00:02:39,313 --> 00:02:40,993 They're gonna have to drag you out of here. 18 00:02:41,023 --> 00:02:42,816 Oh, I'm sure. 19 00:02:44,442 --> 00:02:47,363 Well, I'm gonna get in the water one last time. 20 00:02:47,947 --> 00:02:49,197 But... 21 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,075 you guys are gonna have such an amazing trip. 22 00:02:51,158 --> 00:02:52,868 - Thank you. Nice to meet you. - Thanks. 23 00:02:52,952 --> 00:02:54,428 - You too. - Safe travels. 24 00:02:54,452 --> 00:02:56,120 - Thanks. Bye! - Bye! 25 00:03:31,072 --> 00:03:32,575 Oh, what the fuck was that? 26 00:03:35,577 --> 00:03:39,915 Holy fuck. Oh, my fucking God. 27 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:43,209 Holy fucking shit. 28 00:03:43,293 --> 00:03:49,090 Help! Help! Help! Help! 29 00:03:52,094 --> 00:03:53,637 Help! Help! 30 00:03:54,346 --> 00:03:55,680 Help! 31 00:04:03,898 --> 00:04:05,065 Valentina. 32 00:04:48,317 --> 00:04:50,486 You must stay behind there. 33 00:06:22,493 --> 00:06:24,245 - Allora! - Oh. 34 00:06:24,579 --> 00:06:25,579 Mia. 35 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:29,166 Huh? 36 00:06:43,431 --> 00:06:44,433 Sì! 37 00:07:42,950 --> 00:07:44,409 Signori Di Grasso. 38 00:07:44,493 --> 00:07:46,536 Welcome to the White Lotus. 39 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:49,164 I am Valentina, the resort manager. 40 00:07:49,248 --> 00:07:51,058 - Ah. - How was your boat ride? 41 00:07:51,082 --> 00:07:52,668 It was bellissimo. 42 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:55,587 I mean, I'm impressed that you are even here. 43 00:07:55,671 --> 00:07:56,796 Why are you impressed? 44 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,798 It's a long trip from Los Angeles, 45 00:07:58,882 --> 00:08:01,135 and you are quite old, no? 46 00:08:01,217 --> 00:08:04,900 Anyway, Isabella here will take you up to the hotel... 47 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:07,059 And bring you to your beautiful rooms. 48 00:08:07,144 --> 00:08:08,937 Can I offer you a glass of Prosecco? 49 00:08:09,019 --> 00:08:12,023 Oh. Thank you, dear. You're a sight for sore eyes. 50 00:08:12,107 --> 00:08:13,274 Thank you. 51 00:08:13,358 --> 00:08:14,358 - Cheers. - This way. 52 00:08:14,358 --> 00:08:15,358 - Thank you. - You like it? 53 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,778 Yeah. Thanks. 54 00:08:16,862 --> 00:08:17,903 Hello, darling. 55 00:08:18,447 --> 00:08:19,447 Oh. 56 00:08:20,865 --> 00:08:22,677 Hey. Welcome to Sicily. 57 00:08:26,245 --> 00:08:28,045 Mr. and Mrs. Sullivan. 58 00:08:30,459 --> 00:08:32,836 You must be Mr. and Mrs. Spiller? 59 00:08:34,254 --> 00:08:35,815 How was your flight? 60 00:08:35,839 --> 00:08:37,131 - It was fine. - Yeah. 61 00:08:37,215 --> 00:08:38,447 But they did lose Cameron's bag in Rome. 62 00:08:39,449 --> 00:08:43,786 Oh, never transfer through Rome. Fiumicino always loses bags. 63 00:08:43,787 --> 00:08:44,789 Oh. 64 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:46,541 You should have flown through Munich. 65 00:08:48,225 --> 00:08:49,703 - Thanks for the tip. - Yeah. Next time. 66 00:08:49,727 --> 00:08:51,038 - You're welcome. - Thank you. 67 00:08:51,062 --> 00:08:53,440 Please, some Italian Prosecco? 68 00:08:53,523 --> 00:08:55,567 - Let's toast, people. - No, thanks. 69 00:08:55,649 --> 00:08:58,153 - I think I'll just wait. - Harper... You don't want one? 70 00:08:58,235 --> 00:08:59,821 No. I don't want one. 71 00:08:59,904 --> 00:09:02,008 They wanna do a toast. Can you hold the glass for me? 72 00:09:02,032 --> 00:09:03,467 I haven't eaten in six hours. 73 00:09:03,491 --> 00:09:05,845 - I don't need any more drinks. - Sorry. 74 00:09:05,869 --> 00:09:06,912 Just hold it. 75 00:09:08,370 --> 00:09:10,099 - Sorry. - That's okay. 76 00:09:10,123 --> 00:09:12,042 - Cheers. We made it. - Cheers. 77 00:09:12,124 --> 00:09:14,753 Welcome to the White Lotus in Sicily. 78 00:09:14,836 --> 00:09:15,921 Mm. Thank you. 79 00:09:16,004 --> 00:09:17,523 If your bag will ever arrive, 80 00:09:17,547 --> 00:09:19,508 - we'll let you know right way. - Okay. 81 00:09:19,591 --> 00:09:20,884 If you believe in miracles. 82 00:09:20,966 --> 00:09:22,695 Okay, thank you. 83 00:09:22,719 --> 00:09:25,764 You're welcome. So, you don't like Prosecco? 84 00:09:25,846 --> 00:09:27,890 - No, no, it's fine. Thank you. - Yeah. 85 00:09:30,393 --> 00:09:33,187 - Okay. Okay. Thank you. - Okay, careful. 86 00:09:33,270 --> 00:09:36,524 Ah! Ah! Oh. 87 00:09:36,608 --> 00:09:37,859 Mrs. McQuoid-Hunt! 88 00:09:37,942 --> 00:09:39,235 Ooh. 89 00:09:39,318 --> 00:09:41,254 Welcome to the White Lotus in Sicily. 90 00:09:43,615 --> 00:09:45,009 You guys just really... 91 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:47,118 Just pull out all the stops. You really do. 92 00:09:47,201 --> 00:09:49,412 Whenever I stay at a White Lotus, 93 00:09:49,495 --> 00:09:52,456 I always have a memorable time. Always. 94 00:09:52,541 --> 00:09:54,543 And you are in our Blossom Circle. 95 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:56,836 So, you are very important to us. 96 00:09:56,919 --> 00:09:59,922 Mm. But I was a Petal, 97 00:10:00,005 --> 00:10:02,967 and I've worked my way up to Blossom. Yeah. 98 00:10:04,177 --> 00:10:07,013 You know that your husband is already here? 99 00:10:07,096 --> 00:10:08,682 Good. Because... 100 00:10:08,764 --> 00:10:10,642 He hasn't been responding to my texts. 101 00:10:11,142 --> 00:10:12,226 Shall we? 102 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,937 Yeah, okay. Okay, Portia, do you get service here? 103 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:16,706 Yeah, I think we both have full service. 104 00:10:16,730 --> 00:10:18,668 Maybe we could take it to AT&T or something. 105 00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:03,360 Wow. 106 00:11:04,361 --> 00:11:05,779 This hotel is so cool. 107 00:11:05,864 --> 00:11:07,299 Well, originally, it was a convent. 108 00:11:07,323 --> 00:11:08,950 Honey, check out this view. 109 00:11:09,033 --> 00:11:12,703 - Whoa. Is that a volcano? - Mount Etna. 110 00:11:12,787 --> 00:11:14,831 Hey, what is with these head things? 111 00:11:14,913 --> 00:11:16,332 We keep seeing them everywhere. 112 00:11:16,416 --> 00:11:17,625 Testa di Moro. 113 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:19,894 - Testa di Moro? - Yeah. Well, the story is 114 00:11:19,918 --> 00:11:23,715 a Moor came here a long time ago and seduced a local girl. 115 00:11:23,797 --> 00:11:26,759 But then she found out that he had a wife 116 00:11:26,842 --> 00:11:28,302 and children back home. 117 00:11:29,553 --> 00:11:32,264 So, because he lied to her, she cut his head off. 118 00:11:32,349 --> 00:11:33,475 - Oh. - Jesus. 119 00:11:33,557 --> 00:11:35,244 So if you put one of those outside of your house, 120 00:11:35,268 --> 00:11:36,311 what are you saying? 121 00:11:36,394 --> 00:11:38,121 If you come into my house, don't fuck my wife. 122 00:11:39,355 --> 00:11:40,666 It's a warning to husbands, babe. 123 00:11:40,690 --> 00:11:42,543 Screw around and you'll end up buried in the garden. 124 00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,443 - Uh-oh. - Oh, before I forget. 125 00:11:44,527 --> 00:11:46,153 I'll show you a special feature. 126 00:11:46,236 --> 00:11:47,989 - Cool. - If I open this door, 127 00:11:48,072 --> 00:11:49,490 you can connect the two rooms. 128 00:11:49,573 --> 00:11:50,801 - Should I show you? - Oh! Yeah, cool. 129 00:11:50,825 --> 00:11:52,576 No, no, that's okay. I doubt we'll use that. 130 00:11:56,288 --> 00:11:57,999 Okay. 131 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,543 I mean, it's possible at some point. I don't know. 132 00:12:01,628 --> 00:12:03,254 It's good to have the option, yeah? 133 00:12:03,337 --> 00:12:04,380 - Yeah. - Yeah. 134 00:12:05,005 --> 00:12:06,048 You never know. 135 00:12:08,176 --> 00:12:10,135 - Guys, we did it! - Yeah! 136 00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:11,238 Come on! We're finally here! 137 00:12:11,262 --> 00:12:12,657 We've been talking about this forever. 138 00:12:12,681 --> 00:12:14,283 - This is awesome. - Oh! I'm so happy we're here. 139 00:12:14,307 --> 00:12:16,017 - It's gonna be great. - Yeah. 140 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,100 Yeah, totally. 141 00:12:20,145 --> 00:12:21,456 - Let me show you your rooms. - Yeah! 142 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:22,832 Let's go. 143 00:12:22,856 --> 00:12:24,293 - You go first. - All right, guys. See you later. 144 00:12:24,317 --> 00:12:26,443 Yeah. See you. 145 00:12:30,823 --> 00:12:31,825 What? 146 00:12:36,495 --> 00:12:38,498 Oh. I should tell you. 147 00:12:38,581 --> 00:12:40,749 Both my parents were born in Sicily. 148 00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:42,490 - Oh. - Yeah, they came to the States as children. 149 00:12:42,491 --> 00:12:46,255 Yeah, so we are Sicilian, just like you. 150 00:12:46,339 --> 00:12:48,424 Although I'm not from Sicily. I am from Milan. 151 00:12:48,508 --> 00:12:50,677 Oh, you do have more of a Northern look. 152 00:12:50,759 --> 00:12:54,847 Beautiful hazel eyes. Wonderful smile. 153 00:12:54,931 --> 00:12:57,725 - You're very kind. - You must be very popular. 154 00:12:59,351 --> 00:13:01,604 - All right, Dad. - Ah. 155 00:13:01,687 --> 00:13:05,357 Anyway, we're here because we're gonna visit the town 156 00:13:05,442 --> 00:13:06,860 - my grandmother's from. - Oh! 157 00:13:06,942 --> 00:13:10,238 It's a little town, uh, Testa dell'Acqua. 158 00:13:10,321 --> 00:13:11,990 Yeah, that sounds very special. 159 00:13:18,288 --> 00:13:21,331 Hopefully, um, we can find some people there 160 00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:22,958 who can speak English, you know, 161 00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:25,128 maybe help us track down some distant relatives. 162 00:13:25,211 --> 00:13:26,811 'Cause we definitely don't speak Italian. 163 00:13:26,879 --> 00:13:29,298 Oh, you should come, Isabella. 164 00:13:29,381 --> 00:13:32,384 You could be our translator. We need you. 165 00:13:32,469 --> 00:13:33,677 - Dad. - Hmm? 166 00:13:33,762 --> 00:13:35,596 Leave her alone. We'll take it from here. 167 00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:37,014 Okay, thank you. 168 00:13:37,097 --> 00:13:38,850 Shall I show you how to close the curtains? 169 00:13:38,932 --> 00:13:40,476 There's a button over there on the... 170 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,828 That's okay. We'll figure it out. 171 00:13:41,852 --> 00:13:44,188 I'd like to know. Where is this button, Isabella? 172 00:13:44,272 --> 00:13:47,233 Dad! I'm gonna help you find it, okay? 173 00:13:47,317 --> 00:13:50,320 - Thank you very, very much. - Thank you. Thank you very much. 174 00:13:50,403 --> 00:13:52,112 - Thank you. - You're very lovely. 175 00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:53,197 Thank you. 176 00:13:53,197 --> 00:13:55,325 They are lucky to have you working here. 177 00:13:55,408 --> 00:13:57,494 Be our translator... 178 00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:01,873 You slammed the door in that poor girl's face! 179 00:14:01,956 --> 00:14:03,792 You were harassing her. 180 00:14:03,874 --> 00:14:07,128 - How? I was not. - You kinda were. And farting. 181 00:14:08,296 --> 00:14:09,339 It's the Prosecco. 182 00:14:09,422 --> 00:14:10,899 Okay. Albie and I are gonna go to our rooms. 183 00:14:10,923 --> 00:14:13,134 We'll come back for you in a bit. You gonna be okay? 184 00:14:13,217 --> 00:14:14,635 - Uh... - Great. 185 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:24,019 Why did we do this? 186 00:14:24,102 --> 00:14:29,024 It's nice, Dad. It's a nice thing to do. 187 00:14:29,108 --> 00:14:31,735 I got a migraine. I'm gonna go lay down. 188 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:35,907 Okay. Well, I'm probably gonna head down to the pool. 189 00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:39,326 Um, and then what time did you wanna meet up for... 190 00:15:01,265 --> 00:15:04,852 The most ancient art is 14th century. 191 00:15:04,936 --> 00:15:07,272 - Oh, my God. Really? - Yeah. Oh. 192 00:15:07,355 --> 00:15:10,023 - Your missing husband is here. - Oh! 193 00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:12,402 - Oh, ho! - Hey. 194 00:15:13,027 --> 00:15:14,528 Hi! 195 00:15:14,611 --> 00:15:16,756 - How was the flight? Mm. - I missed you so much. 196 00:15:18,157 --> 00:15:22,077 Hey, uh, yeah, you know I texted you a bunch of times. 197 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,370 And you never texted me back. 198 00:15:23,453 --> 00:15:24,998 I know, I know. I'm sorry. 199 00:15:25,081 --> 00:15:27,041 We just had a flare-up at work, it was... 200 00:15:27,124 --> 00:15:29,543 Shall I show you your room, or... 201 00:15:29,626 --> 00:15:31,754 Oh. Yeah, definitely. 202 00:15:31,837 --> 00:15:33,505 What the hell is she doing here? 203 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:34,591 What? 204 00:15:37,176 --> 00:15:39,971 Yeah, uh, well, look. 205 00:15:40,679 --> 00:15:41,806 I'm traveling by myself... 206 00:15:41,889 --> 00:15:44,308 You bring your assistant to a vacation with your husband? 207 00:15:44,392 --> 00:15:47,477 Anything you need, I'll be there. Okay? 208 00:15:47,562 --> 00:15:49,289 Well, I just don't know what the big deal is. 209 00:15:49,313 --> 00:15:50,832 I mean, I don't know why you're so bothered. 210 00:15:50,856 --> 00:15:51,983 Because I said no! 211 00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:57,112 Because it's supposed to be romantic. 212 00:15:57,196 --> 00:16:01,116 Because it's a vacation, in Sicily, for us. 213 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,284 I mean it's... 214 00:16:02,368 --> 00:16:04,053 I mean, it's not like she's, like, 215 00:16:04,077 --> 00:16:05,955 gonna be in our bed and stuff, you know? 216 00:16:06,038 --> 00:16:08,707 - I mean, she has her own room. - Tanya. 217 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:11,753 Get rid of her. 218 00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:14,379 All right, I'll get rid of her. I'll get rid of her. All right? 219 00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:15,965 - All right. - Put her on a plane. 220 00:16:18,301 --> 00:16:21,012 Hey. Um... 221 00:16:23,681 --> 00:16:25,307 You're gonna have to get lost. 222 00:16:26,975 --> 00:16:28,686 Okay. Yeah. 223 00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:32,065 So, what do you mean? I'd see you in a week, then? 224 00:16:32,148 --> 00:16:34,399 No, no, no, no. I want you to stay... stay close, 225 00:16:34,484 --> 00:16:36,818 'cause I might need you. But just lay low 226 00:16:36,903 --> 00:16:39,447 and... and not come out of your room. Okay? 227 00:16:41,032 --> 00:16:42,991 I gotta go. I gotta go! 228 00:16:46,037 --> 00:16:47,538 I did it. I did it. 229 00:16:49,081 --> 00:16:50,081 Oh. Hi, Portia. 230 00:16:50,124 --> 00:16:51,644 Do you want a drink? 231 00:16:51,668 --> 00:16:52,876 I'm hungry. 232 00:16:52,961 --> 00:16:56,172 Well, we have these little... little things here. 233 00:16:56,254 --> 00:16:57,495 I just think it's like, 234 00:16:57,547 --> 00:16:59,759 you sold your company, you got rich, 235 00:16:59,841 --> 00:17:02,637 and now he's your best friend? That's just... 236 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,304 Are you taking that side of the bed? 237 00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:06,139 I always sleep on that side. 238 00:17:06,224 --> 00:17:08,141 Okay. Which is it a big deal? 239 00:17:08,225 --> 00:17:10,227 Yeah, I wanna sleep on my side of the bed. 240 00:17:12,688 --> 00:17:16,234 Okay. I'll sleep over there. 241 00:17:17,651 --> 00:17:19,404 Yeah, I think that's better. 242 00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:24,574 Also, they're so touchy-feely. Right? 243 00:17:24,658 --> 00:17:28,036 Like, do you notice that? It feels performative. 244 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,747 - Like, who does that? - Happily married couples? 245 00:17:30,831 --> 00:17:33,501 Couples that have been married for five years? 246 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,043 No way. It feels fake. 247 00:17:35,128 --> 00:17:36,629 You're so quick to judge people. 248 00:17:36,713 --> 00:17:39,841 Yeah, people that brag about taking helicopters to the Hamptons 249 00:17:39,924 --> 00:17:41,967 and being friends with Jeff Bezos. I mean... 250 00:17:42,051 --> 00:17:43,636 Look, Cameron is the kinda guy who, 251 00:17:43,719 --> 00:17:45,239 if you can put up with him for five minutes, 252 00:17:45,263 --> 00:17:47,724 you can put up with him forever. He is consistent. 253 00:17:47,806 --> 00:17:48,890 A consistent douche? 254 00:17:49,725 --> 00:17:52,227 Yeah. He's crazy, it's funny. 255 00:17:53,896 --> 00:17:56,898 - Was he like that in college? - Way worse. 256 00:17:56,983 --> 00:17:58,568 Why were you even friends with him? 257 00:18:00,485 --> 00:18:01,922 We weren't friends, we were roommates. 258 00:18:01,946 --> 00:18:03,447 And then, you know how it is. 259 00:18:03,531 --> 00:18:06,367 You kind of become friends, and now we're friends. 260 00:18:13,248 --> 00:18:14,917 At some point, he is gonna approach you 261 00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:16,793 with some kind of money-making scheme 262 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,755 or some kind of favor or something. 263 00:18:19,839 --> 00:18:21,319 There's a reason they invited us here. 264 00:18:23,051 --> 00:18:26,262 Well, that's my prediction. So, we'll see. 265 00:18:26,344 --> 00:18:28,639 Can you just please try to make an effort? 266 00:18:28,723 --> 00:18:30,850 Or else this is gonna be a very awkward week. 267 00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:33,561 When do I ever make things awkward? 268 00:18:37,064 --> 00:18:38,499 Could you put these... These are hers. 269 00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:41,319 Just put them on the couch or the... anywhere. Thank you. 270 00:18:41,401 --> 00:18:43,279 Grazie! Thank you! 271 00:19:18,773 --> 00:19:19,773 Hey! 272 00:20:13,953 --> 00:20:15,221 What? 273 00:20:15,245 --> 00:20:17,873 Well, we got here in one piece. 274 00:20:17,956 --> 00:20:19,375 My dad's not in the best shape 275 00:20:19,457 --> 00:20:21,377 and he's already getting on my nerves, but... 276 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,795 I'm in the middle of something, Dom, okay? 277 00:20:23,879 --> 00:20:25,214 - I'm gonna go. - Okay. 278 00:20:25,298 --> 00:20:27,049 Um, well... 279 00:20:28,301 --> 00:20:29,802 I was thinking of you. You know? 280 00:20:29,886 --> 00:20:32,513 We planned this together and I, uh, 281 00:20:32,597 --> 00:20:34,098 just really wish you were here. 282 00:20:34,181 --> 00:20:37,310 Yeah, right. Okay. Whatever, Dom. 283 00:20:37,392 --> 00:20:38,895 No. Not whatever. 284 00:20:38,977 --> 00:20:41,688 Yes, whatever. Just fuck off! 285 00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:46,319 Okay. Um, 286 00:20:46,401 --> 00:20:48,486 listen, Cara is not answering my calls. 287 00:20:48,571 --> 00:20:50,656 Well, she doesn't want to talk to you, so, 288 00:20:50,739 --> 00:20:52,033 I... I don't know. 289 00:20:52,116 --> 00:20:54,409 Well, you should encourage her to talk to me. 290 00:20:54,493 --> 00:20:57,370 You know what? I'm not getting involved in that. 291 00:20:57,455 --> 00:20:59,372 But you are getting involved, 292 00:20:59,456 --> 00:21:01,751 or why else would she be mad at me? 293 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,503 Because of this latest fucking bullshit, Dom! 294 00:21:04,587 --> 00:21:08,674 And everything else over the last ten fucking years! 295 00:21:08,757 --> 00:21:10,967 Do you really think you should be telling her all this? 296 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,093 Why not? 297 00:21:12,177 --> 00:21:14,889 I have nothing to be ashamed of! And I'm honest. 298 00:21:14,972 --> 00:21:17,390 I don't keep fucking secrets from my family! 299 00:21:17,475 --> 00:21:19,476 You should try it sometime! 300 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,812 Well, Albie's here. He's not upset. 301 00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:23,688 Yes, he fucking is! 302 00:21:23,773 --> 00:21:25,983 He's just... he just doesn't want to fight you. 303 00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:28,360 He's a sweet, sensitive young man. 304 00:21:28,444 --> 00:21:30,612 And I honestly don't know how it happened. 305 00:21:30,696 --> 00:21:32,364 Sure as hell didn't get it from you. 306 00:21:32,447 --> 00:21:34,116 Okay. Jesus. Um... 307 00:21:35,993 --> 00:21:39,080 I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything. 308 00:21:39,162 --> 00:21:40,747 And I still love you... 309 00:21:40,831 --> 00:21:43,751 Shut the fuck up, Dom. 310 00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:47,754 Shut up with the fucking sorrys already, okay? Enough! 311 00:21:47,838 --> 00:21:49,881 Okay. 312 00:21:51,132 --> 00:21:52,635 I'll let you know how it all goes. 313 00:21:52,717 --> 00:21:54,762 I don't fucking care, Dom! 314 00:21:54,844 --> 00:21:56,680 I've wasted enough of my life. 315 00:21:56,764 --> 00:21:59,266 I don't want you calling me anymore! 316 00:21:59,350 --> 00:22:04,021 Oh, my God, please. It's fucking done! Okay? 317 00:22:04,104 --> 00:22:06,773 Leave me alone. Seriously! Fuck you! 318 00:22:06,857 --> 00:22:10,360 Go fuck yourself. You fucking piece of fucking shit! 319 00:22:48,607 --> 00:22:52,736 This is such a fucked situation. I feel like I've just been stuck 320 00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:55,156 at home, just doom-scrolling on my phone 321 00:22:55,238 --> 00:22:56,238 the last three years, 322 00:22:56,239 --> 00:22:58,117 and I finally get out of there... 323 00:22:58,199 --> 00:22:59,468 and I'm in Italy, 324 00:22:59,493 --> 00:23:01,704 and she just told me that I have to stay in my room 325 00:23:01,786 --> 00:23:02,787 the whole time! 326 00:23:02,871 --> 00:23:03,992 They're both fucking psycho. 327 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,207 It's fucked! Like, the job is a joke! 328 00:23:06,292 --> 00:23:09,253 - Then quit. - She's a f... She's a mess. 329 00:23:09,337 --> 00:23:11,339 She's a miserable mess. 330 00:23:11,421 --> 00:23:13,256 If I had a half a billion dollars, 331 00:23:13,341 --> 00:23:16,010 I would not be miserable. I would be enjoying my life! 332 00:23:16,092 --> 00:23:20,930 It's... so unfair, and I'm so tired. 333 00:23:21,014 --> 00:23:22,850 Oh, don't worry about her. 334 00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:24,351 Just go get some dick. 335 00:23:24,435 --> 00:23:28,063 I know! That's... I know! That's what I... 336 00:23:28,147 --> 00:23:30,815 That's what I wanted. I wanna do... 337 00:23:30,899 --> 00:23:32,901 get thrown around by some hot Italian guy, 338 00:23:32,985 --> 00:23:35,654 and now I'm just gonna be sitting in my room eating pasta. 339 00:23:35,737 --> 00:23:37,739 The menu's all pasta! I'm gonna be so bloated. 340 00:23:37,822 --> 00:23:40,784 - This sucks. - Oh, shit. Portia. 341 00:23:40,868 --> 00:23:43,370 - Portia, I gotta get to work. - Oh, right. Okay. 342 00:23:43,912 --> 00:23:44,912 Love you. 343 00:23:44,955 --> 00:23:46,581 - Love you. Text you later. - Bye! 344 00:23:46,665 --> 00:23:48,417 Bye. 345 00:23:59,094 --> 00:24:00,238 Hey, Harper, I just realized. 346 00:24:00,262 --> 00:24:02,139 I know someone that knows you from law school. 347 00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:05,600 Uh, Kevin Kourepenos. He actually says hi. 348 00:24:05,684 --> 00:24:06,976 Do you want me to say hi? 349 00:24:07,061 --> 00:24:10,272 Yeah, yeah, sure. Um, tell him I said hi, 350 00:24:10,356 --> 00:24:12,899 and congrats on not getting disbarred. 351 00:24:15,151 --> 00:24:17,154 Okay. I'll tell him. 352 00:24:18,197 --> 00:24:20,491 So, you do employment law. So interesting. 353 00:24:20,573 --> 00:24:22,952 - Mm-hmm. - What is that exactly? 354 00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:24,786 Um, we, you know, 355 00:24:24,870 --> 00:24:27,247 we take on clients that are suing their employers 356 00:24:27,331 --> 00:24:30,042 for discrimination, sexual harassment, 357 00:24:30,126 --> 00:24:32,378 wrongful termination, stuff like that. 358 00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:34,463 Amazing. 359 00:24:34,546 --> 00:24:36,274 - What? What is that face? - No, no, no. 360 00:24:36,298 --> 00:24:37,425 Nothing. Just, um... 361 00:24:37,507 --> 00:24:39,176 We've been dealing 362 00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:41,137 with a bunch of bogus claims lately. 363 00:24:41,219 --> 00:24:43,013 - I mean, everyone has. - Ah! Hmm. 364 00:24:43,097 --> 00:24:44,639 I mean, even when they have zero merit 365 00:24:44,723 --> 00:24:47,016 and they get thrown out in summary judgment, 366 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,936 you still have to go through all the depos 367 00:24:49,019 --> 00:24:51,021 and the internal investigations. 368 00:24:51,104 --> 00:24:52,313 It's a total time suck. 369 00:24:52,398 --> 00:24:54,608 Not to mention a huge waste of money. I mean... 370 00:24:54,691 --> 00:24:55,691 God. 371 00:24:56,193 --> 00:24:57,610 Mm. 372 00:25:02,158 --> 00:25:03,825 Well, they're not all bogus. 373 00:25:03,908 --> 00:25:05,589 - No. - No! God, no. Fuck. 374 00:25:05,660 --> 00:25:06,704 Of course they're not. 375 00:25:06,786 --> 00:25:08,472 Harper, no, of course they're not. 376 00:25:08,496 --> 00:25:10,040 - I'm sorry. - No, no, no. It's fine. 377 00:25:10,123 --> 00:25:11,123 Sorry. 378 00:25:12,168 --> 00:25:13,168 All good. 379 00:25:14,169 --> 00:25:15,838 I bet you're really tough. 380 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,191 I bet your clients are really happy 381 00:25:18,215 --> 00:25:19,233 to have you in their corner. 382 00:25:19,257 --> 00:25:21,468 Yeah. God, wouldn't wanna mess with you. 383 00:25:21,552 --> 00:25:24,095 She's like the star of her firm. Wins every case. 384 00:25:24,179 --> 00:25:25,514 Of course you are. 385 00:25:36,065 --> 00:25:37,066 Are you okay? 386 00:25:38,694 --> 00:25:40,654 Yeah, I'm... I'm fine. 387 00:25:40,737 --> 00:25:42,656 I... I just am dealing with some... 388 00:25:42,739 --> 00:25:43,739 Work stuff. 389 00:25:43,782 --> 00:25:46,452 It's... It's nothing. It's dumb... 390 00:25:46,534 --> 00:25:48,245 Thank you for asking. 391 00:25:51,581 --> 00:25:54,668 I think I saw you and your cute grandfather 392 00:25:54,752 --> 00:25:55,792 on the boat on the way in. 393 00:25:55,835 --> 00:25:57,555 - Yeah. I... I saw you, too. - Yeah. 394 00:25:58,671 --> 00:26:00,216 - I'm Portia. - Albie. 395 00:26:00,299 --> 00:26:01,675 - Hey. Yeah. - Hey. 396 00:26:06,222 --> 00:26:08,474 - Where are you from? - Los Angeles. 397 00:26:08,556 --> 00:26:10,725 - Cool. - Yeah. What about you? 398 00:26:10,809 --> 00:26:12,143 San Francisco. 399 00:26:12,227 --> 00:26:14,604 I love San Francisco. It's beautiful. 400 00:26:15,063 --> 00:26:18,108 Yeah. Yeah. 401 00:26:18,191 --> 00:26:20,194 I... I actually spent a lot of time there 402 00:26:20,276 --> 00:26:21,695 because I went to a school nearby. 403 00:26:21,779 --> 00:26:23,322 Oh, yeah? What school? 404 00:26:23,405 --> 00:26:26,449 I... went to... Stanford. 405 00:26:28,953 --> 00:26:30,079 Don't be so ashamed. 406 00:26:30,161 --> 00:26:33,498 Wha... I... I'm not, it's just... 407 00:26:33,581 --> 00:26:36,334 I went to Chico State, so... 408 00:26:36,418 --> 00:26:37,544 Oh, cool. 409 00:26:38,254 --> 00:26:39,964 Yeah. "Cool." 410 00:26:41,924 --> 00:26:43,091 Cool. 411 00:26:44,342 --> 00:26:47,388 - Uh, what do you do now? - Um, for work? 412 00:26:47,470 --> 00:26:48,470 Yeah. 413 00:26:48,471 --> 00:26:50,764 I... I act... I work for this company 414 00:26:50,765 --> 00:26:52,433 that does urban planning consulting. 415 00:26:52,475 --> 00:26:53,475 Hmm. 416 00:26:53,476 --> 00:26:55,644 I'm just an intern at this point, so... 417 00:26:55,687 --> 00:26:57,689 So you can go on vacation for a week 418 00:26:57,773 --> 00:27:00,734 - and no one gives a shit. - Basically. Yeah. 419 00:27:02,652 --> 00:27:04,822 Oh. There's your grandfather. 420 00:27:04,905 --> 00:27:06,739 He's truly such an adorable man. 421 00:27:06,823 --> 00:27:09,909 Yeah. He's a lot... 422 00:27:09,994 --> 00:27:13,121 My dad and I brought him here because we're Sicilian... 423 00:27:13,205 --> 00:27:14,915 Or we have Sicilian heritage. 424 00:27:14,998 --> 00:27:16,958 Um, our last name's Di Grasso. 425 00:27:17,042 --> 00:27:20,920 And we're taking him to the town where his, um, 426 00:27:21,004 --> 00:27:23,090 grandmother was born. 427 00:27:24,425 --> 00:27:27,636 Cool. That's... so nice. 428 00:27:27,719 --> 00:27:29,178 Oh, my God! 429 00:27:29,263 --> 00:27:30,555 Your grandfather just fell! 430 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:32,433 Oh, no. 431 00:27:32,515 --> 00:27:33,573 Nonno! Nonno, are you okay? 432 00:27:34,575 --> 00:27:35,575 - Huh? - You okay? 433 00:27:35,576 --> 00:27:37,161 - Yeah, no, no. I'm fine. I... - Sir? 434 00:27:37,162 --> 00:27:38,413 I tripped. 435 00:27:38,414 --> 00:27:39,935 - Did you hit your head or anything? - Oh, my gosh. 436 00:27:39,936 --> 00:27:41,163 - No, no. No, no. - Your hand, it's... 437 00:27:41,164 --> 00:27:42,567 - It's fine, it's fine. - Are you okay? 438 00:27:42,860 --> 00:27:44,777 Uh, oh, no, darling, thank you. 439 00:27:44,861 --> 00:27:46,738 - Hello. - Hi. 440 00:27:46,822 --> 00:27:48,282 Are you... are you sure you're good? 441 00:27:48,364 --> 00:27:50,218 I mean, I'm so sorry you fell. 442 00:27:50,242 --> 00:27:52,082 Just came to see the view, I mean... 443 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,471 Yeah, I'll... I'll walk with you, Nonno. 444 00:27:53,495 --> 00:27:55,575 - There's a good view this way. Come on. - Huh? Okay. 445 00:27:56,081 --> 00:27:57,081 Oh, my hat. 446 00:27:57,082 --> 00:27:58,266 Oh, I'll get... Yeah. Oh. 447 00:27:58,267 --> 00:27:59,287 Yeah. 448 00:27:59,293 --> 00:28:00,293 - Here you go. - Okay. 449 00:28:00,294 --> 00:28:01,437 Uh, maybe I'll see you around. 450 00:28:01,438 --> 00:28:03,398 - Yeah. Yeah, I'll... I'm just... - Okay. 451 00:28:03,464 --> 00:28:04,923 No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 452 00:28:05,006 --> 00:28:06,526 - Gonna get a drink. - Who's the girl? 453 00:28:24,150 --> 00:28:25,319 Hi. 454 00:29:02,188 --> 00:29:03,189 Right now? 455 00:29:13,283 --> 00:29:14,493 Hey, where you going? 456 00:29:14,575 --> 00:29:16,495 Oh, don't you want me to wash up first? 457 00:29:16,578 --> 00:29:18,162 It's hot out! 458 00:29:18,246 --> 00:29:19,790 I got swamp crotch. 459 00:29:22,709 --> 00:29:24,460 Yeah. 460 00:29:25,504 --> 00:29:27,630 God, he's always thinking of me. 461 00:29:29,049 --> 00:29:31,049 Totally disregard my text about the Ambien. 462 00:29:31,092 --> 00:29:33,094 I have located my Ambien. 463 00:29:33,177 --> 00:29:34,989 - Oh, my gosh! I'm so glad. - Thank God. 464 00:29:35,013 --> 00:29:37,390 'Cause we don't have any, so I'm sorry about that. 465 00:29:37,474 --> 00:29:39,726 Oh. Really? You guys don't take sleeping pills? 466 00:29:39,810 --> 00:29:41,102 No. 467 00:29:41,186 --> 00:29:43,062 - Ever? - Nope. 468 00:29:43,147 --> 00:29:45,398 - You have trouble sleeping? - Mm. 469 00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:46,750 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 470 00:29:46,774 --> 00:29:48,276 Why? Why can't you sleep? 471 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,111 Just, like work stuff? 472 00:29:52,156 --> 00:29:54,699 Yeah, but also just... 473 00:29:54,783 --> 00:29:57,034 I don't know, just everything that's going on... 474 00:29:57,119 --> 00:29:58,759 in the world. 475 00:30:00,872 --> 00:30:02,291 What do you mean? What's going on? 476 00:30:05,127 --> 00:30:07,420 Oh, I don't know. Just, like, the end of the world. 477 00:30:07,504 --> 00:30:11,175 - Oh. No, Harper! - Oh, come on! 478 00:30:11,257 --> 00:30:12,861 The world's not ending, it's not that bad. 479 00:30:12,885 --> 00:30:14,863 Honestly, Cam and I don't even watch the news anymore. 480 00:30:14,887 --> 00:30:15,887 Yeah. 481 00:30:15,888 --> 00:30:17,641 - You don't follow the news? - No. 482 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,683 - What? - Like, I'm just so over 483 00:30:19,766 --> 00:30:21,006 the whole news cycle, you know? 484 00:30:21,059 --> 00:30:22,561 It's... it's like, gimme a break. 485 00:30:22,643 --> 00:30:24,204 They're just trying to freak everybody out. 486 00:30:24,228 --> 00:30:27,107 Yeah. They're just polarizing society by making us 487 00:30:27,190 --> 00:30:29,109 glued to their apocalyptic soap opera, you know? 488 00:30:29,193 --> 00:30:31,570 - It's like... - Yeah. And even if it was 489 00:30:31,652 --> 00:30:32,946 as bad as they say it is, 490 00:30:33,030 --> 00:30:34,481 I mean what can you really do, you know? 491 00:30:34,482 --> 00:30:35,482 Right. 492 00:30:35,483 --> 00:30:37,486 We vote, we donate money. You can't obsess. 493 00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:39,733 - Did you vote, babe? Be honest. - I did. 494 00:30:40,370 --> 00:30:41,955 Doesn't matter. 495 00:30:42,039 --> 00:30:44,541 I voted. Didn't I? 496 00:30:44,624 --> 00:30:48,128 - I don't think you did. - I think I did. I did. 497 00:30:48,212 --> 00:30:49,504 I don't know. 498 00:30:49,588 --> 00:30:53,257 Mm. Okay, so you guys don't watch the news. 499 00:30:53,341 --> 00:30:57,638 Um... What do you do, like, all day? 500 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,889 Oh. Well, I mean, I'm... I'm home with the kids. 501 00:30:59,973 --> 00:31:02,100 - I mean, mostly. Yep. - Oh, right. Of course. Right. 502 00:31:02,184 --> 00:31:03,726 We do a lot of Dateline. 503 00:31:03,811 --> 00:31:07,438 I love it. Husbands murdering their wives. 504 00:31:07,523 --> 00:31:09,690 Happens a lot on vacation. 505 00:31:10,234 --> 00:31:11,318 Scuba diving. 506 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,196 He'll just unplug her oxygen while she's underwater. 507 00:31:15,363 --> 00:31:16,739 Happens more than you think. 508 00:31:18,617 --> 00:31:19,952 Why... why are you looking at me? 509 00:31:20,034 --> 00:31:21,554 Why are we all looking at you? 510 00:31:21,578 --> 00:31:23,080 Yeah. 511 00:31:23,162 --> 00:31:25,916 Cameron really likes to watch macho reality TV. 512 00:31:25,998 --> 00:31:27,268 The guys are really ugly. 513 00:31:27,292 --> 00:31:30,712 Oh, my God. That sounds so bad, but they are. 514 00:31:30,795 --> 00:31:32,255 Honey, the people on Dateline 515 00:31:32,339 --> 00:31:33,715 aren't exactly attractive either. 516 00:31:34,716 --> 00:31:36,217 At least they're murdering each other. 517 00:31:36,927 --> 00:31:38,845 What do you watch, Ethan? 518 00:31:38,928 --> 00:31:41,889 Uh, what do we watch? Like, documentaries. 519 00:31:44,976 --> 00:31:46,895 Ted Lasso, sometimes. 520 00:31:46,978 --> 00:31:48,288 - We love Ted Lasso. - Love Ted Lasso. Gotta. 521 00:31:48,312 --> 00:31:49,582 - Mm. - Oh, you like it? 522 00:31:49,606 --> 00:31:50,708 - Yeah, man. - Yes, of course. 523 00:31:50,732 --> 00:31:51,812 - So likable, right? - Yeah. 524 00:31:51,859 --> 00:31:53,086 - I don't watch Ted Lasso. - No? 525 00:31:53,110 --> 00:31:55,320 - Yeah, such a good guy. - Yeah. 526 00:31:55,404 --> 00:31:57,548 So much content now. It's like there's billions of shows, 527 00:31:57,572 --> 00:31:58,866 everyone's trying to keep up. 528 00:31:58,948 --> 00:31:59,948 It's kinda suffocating, honestly. Yeah. 529 00:31:59,949 --> 00:32:00,949 Too much. 530 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,668 It's too much. It's like we're all 531 00:32:02,669 --> 00:32:03,969 entertaining each other while the world burns, right? 532 00:32:04,537 --> 00:32:06,790 We're all just zombies, you know, like... 533 00:32:06,873 --> 00:32:07,916 Hmm. 534 00:32:11,335 --> 00:32:12,629 I love a binge. 535 00:32:14,505 --> 00:32:15,841 I don't. Yeah... 536 00:32:15,924 --> 00:32:17,926 Anyway. 537 00:32:18,010 --> 00:32:19,927 Okey do key. Well... 538 00:32:20,012 --> 00:32:21,847 If I can't get a swim in, 539 00:32:21,929 --> 00:32:25,434 I may as well get a tan, right? 540 00:32:25,516 --> 00:32:27,476 Hey, you know you can just borrow one of my suits. 541 00:32:27,518 --> 00:32:29,146 Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'd love a swim-in. 542 00:32:29,228 --> 00:32:30,563 - That'd be great. - Yeah? 543 00:32:30,647 --> 00:32:32,541 Weren't you gonna go up to get some sunscreen anyway? 544 00:32:32,565 --> 00:32:34,335 - Oh, yeah. - You could grab it for him. 545 00:32:34,359 --> 00:32:36,152 Oh, yeah. I'll come up with you actually, 546 00:32:36,235 --> 00:32:38,572 'cause I gotta change into it anyway. 547 00:32:38,655 --> 00:32:41,324 - Another round of Spritzes, E? - Sure, I'm on it! 548 00:32:42,367 --> 00:32:44,703 Another round? 549 00:32:44,785 --> 00:32:46,638 Yeah, he likes to order 'em before they're gone. 550 00:32:52,543 --> 00:32:55,796 Yeah. 551 00:32:58,466 --> 00:33:01,802 Yeah. 552 00:33:05,139 --> 00:33:06,139 Yeah. 553 00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:18,527 What are you... 554 00:33:21,364 --> 00:33:22,741 What the fuck? 555 00:33:22,823 --> 00:33:25,202 Oh, my God. 556 00:33:26,244 --> 00:33:30,247 I... I... I must have been disassociating. 557 00:33:31,624 --> 00:33:35,754 I was seeing all these faces of men 558 00:33:35,837 --> 00:33:40,466 with these very effeminate hairstyles. 559 00:33:41,635 --> 00:33:42,843 And then... 560 00:33:44,303 --> 00:33:45,680 I saw you, 561 00:33:46,848 --> 00:33:50,811 and your eyes were like shark eyes, 562 00:33:50,894 --> 00:33:53,688 like just completely dead. 563 00:33:54,313 --> 00:33:55,398 Just like, dead. 564 00:33:55,482 --> 00:33:57,693 Well, you really know how to pump a guy up. 565 00:33:57,775 --> 00:34:00,654 Must've been the Bonine that I took before the flight. 566 00:34:02,406 --> 00:34:03,823 I didn't get to finish. 567 00:34:03,907 --> 00:34:06,575 I need to take a breather. 568 00:34:23,718 --> 00:34:25,512 Tanya? 569 00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:27,220 Yeah? 570 00:34:28,765 --> 00:34:30,892 You ate all the macaroons, didn't you? 571 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:32,852 What macaroons? 572 00:34:32,936 --> 00:34:35,062 How do you expect to lose weight if you inhale 573 00:34:35,146 --> 00:34:39,358 five macaroons and not even remember? 574 00:34:44,573 --> 00:34:46,198 There were only three. 575 00:34:46,282 --> 00:34:48,285 There were five. 576 00:34:48,367 --> 00:34:50,704 Did you drink the champagne, too? 577 00:35:06,428 --> 00:35:08,512 I think he put them in here. 578 00:35:12,559 --> 00:35:13,559 Yeah. 579 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,937 - Oh, washing bag? - Yes. 580 00:35:14,977 --> 00:35:17,606 Hey, uh, listen. 581 00:35:17,689 --> 00:35:20,191 I know we don't know each other that well, 582 00:35:20,274 --> 00:35:22,778 but I really appreciate you being here. 583 00:35:22,861 --> 00:35:24,570 You know, it means a lot. 584 00:35:24,653 --> 00:35:26,990 Ethan never really brought around a lot of girls, 585 00:35:27,073 --> 00:35:29,132 so I'm just so happy that he found someone. 586 00:35:30,134 --> 00:35:31,303 I think it's great. 587 00:35:32,870 --> 00:35:34,789 Well, thanks for inviting us. 588 00:35:34,872 --> 00:35:35,872 Sure. 589 00:35:35,874 --> 00:35:37,350 - It'll be fun. - It will be. 590 00:35:37,374 --> 00:35:38,959 - I'm gonna get the sunscreen. - Yeah. 591 00:36:17,414 --> 00:36:18,767 Hey. 592 00:36:18,791 --> 00:36:20,168 - Hey! - What do you think? 593 00:36:20,251 --> 00:36:21,669 Little snug, right? 594 00:36:23,046 --> 00:36:24,506 I think they're fine. 595 00:36:24,588 --> 00:36:25,881 Yeah? Hmm. 596 00:36:27,466 --> 00:36:28,867 Can't find the sunscreen. 597 00:36:28,927 --> 00:36:30,821 You know what? They probably have a bunch of that 598 00:36:30,845 --> 00:36:32,055 by the pool. 599 00:36:32,139 --> 00:36:33,932 - I'm gonna keep looking. - Yeah. 600 00:36:35,642 --> 00:36:37,727 - Hey, I'll see you down there. - Hmm. 601 00:36:52,075 --> 00:36:53,702 - Hi. - Hey, um, 602 00:36:53,785 --> 00:36:55,369 Nonno fell by the pool. 603 00:36:55,452 --> 00:36:57,247 - What? - He's fine. Um, 604 00:36:57,329 --> 00:37:01,876 but I think he hit his head. He could have a concussion. 605 00:37:01,959 --> 00:37:04,378 I'm thinking someone should sleep with him tonight. 606 00:37:04,461 --> 00:37:06,548 - Keep an eye on him. - Yeah. Good idea. 607 00:37:06,631 --> 00:37:09,008 Um... Uh, we'll put him in your room. 608 00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:12,803 I got work stuff. L.A. will still be up. I'm gonna be up 609 00:37:12,887 --> 00:37:15,347 and around all night. So let's just, uh... 610 00:37:15,432 --> 00:37:17,517 We'll put him in your room. Okay? 611 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,186 Okay. 612 00:37:19,269 --> 00:37:20,561 - Anything else? - No. 613 00:37:21,271 --> 00:37:23,314 What do you say, dinner at 8:00? 614 00:37:23,398 --> 00:37:25,983 - Yeah. Sure. - All right. 615 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,573 Hmm. 616 00:38:36,972 --> 00:38:39,307 Hmm. 617 00:38:44,144 --> 00:38:45,146 Niente. 618 00:38:52,361 --> 00:38:54,530 Mia. 619 00:39:31,735 --> 00:39:34,320 - Hmm? - Mia. 620 00:39:41,619 --> 00:39:42,619 No. 621 00:39:54,965 --> 00:39:56,550 Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Hunt. 622 00:39:56,633 --> 00:39:58,887 - Ah, Mikael. This is my wife, Tanya. - Welcome. 623 00:39:58,970 --> 00:40:00,823 - Nice to meet you, Mrs. Tanya. - Hi. Hi. 624 00:40:00,847 --> 00:40:01,972 How are you today? 625 00:40:02,057 --> 00:40:03,849 - I heard a lot about you. - Oh. 626 00:40:03,932 --> 00:40:06,186 Nice to meet you. How was your day today? 627 00:40:06,269 --> 00:40:08,979 Oh, it was a... it was a... It was a good day. 628 00:40:09,064 --> 00:40:10,064 One sec. 629 00:40:10,065 --> 00:40:11,452 Did you watch the football today? 630 00:40:11,453 --> 00:40:13,100 No, well, my country has a whole different kind of football. 631 00:40:13,485 --> 00:40:15,861 I told you to stay in the room. 632 00:40:15,945 --> 00:40:17,280 I had to eat. 633 00:40:17,363 --> 00:40:21,242 Oh, my God. He's gonna flip the fuck out. 634 00:40:21,325 --> 00:40:26,164 What are you... Shit! Here. Hold that. 635 00:40:30,501 --> 00:40:31,628 Anyway. Here she is. 636 00:40:31,711 --> 00:40:32,979 - Sorry. - Shall we go to the table? 637 00:40:33,003 --> 00:40:34,314 - Yeah, why not? Let's eat. - Please. 638 00:40:34,338 --> 00:40:35,464 - Okay. - I'll take you to the table. 639 00:40:35,465 --> 00:40:37,383 - Follow me, please. - Oh, my God. 640 00:40:39,677 --> 00:40:42,430 - Thanks, I love it. - I got it, I got it. 641 00:40:46,809 --> 00:40:49,144 We just flew all the way in from Los Angeles. 642 00:40:50,479 --> 00:40:53,566 Just to be here in Sicily. 643 00:40:53,649 --> 00:40:57,236 Because we are Sicilian. Are you Sicilian? 644 00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:01,282 - Yes, from Catania. - Ah. Are you married? 645 00:41:01,365 --> 00:41:04,119 Dad, why don't you let her put our order in 646 00:41:04,202 --> 00:41:05,577 so I can get a drink? 647 00:41:05,662 --> 00:41:08,456 My son is a big muckity-muck in Hollywood, 648 00:41:08,539 --> 00:41:12,043 - so he's very impatient. - I'll bring you your drinks. 649 00:41:12,126 --> 00:41:13,628 - Thank you. - Thanks. Sorry. 650 00:41:13,711 --> 00:41:15,796 Thank you. 651 00:41:15,879 --> 00:41:19,133 - Dad, you gotta knock it off. - Oh. What's the problem? 652 00:41:19,216 --> 00:41:22,762 What are you doing? I mean, what's... the point? 653 00:41:22,845 --> 00:41:25,014 Flirting is one of the pleasures of life. 654 00:41:25,097 --> 00:41:26,974 Do you actually think you have a chance 655 00:41:27,057 --> 00:41:28,142 with any of these women? 656 00:41:28,225 --> 00:41:29,225 Oh, don't be rude. 657 00:41:29,269 --> 00:41:31,271 I'm just saying, you're 80 years old. 658 00:41:31,354 --> 00:41:35,483 Well, I'm still a man. And I get older and older, 659 00:41:35,566 --> 00:41:38,570 but the women I desire remain young. 660 00:41:39,028 --> 00:41:40,655 Natural, right? 661 00:41:40,738 --> 00:41:42,240 You can relate to that. 662 00:41:45,577 --> 00:41:47,327 Can you still get... 663 00:41:49,497 --> 00:41:51,832 - Or... Do you still get... - What? Hard? 664 00:41:51,916 --> 00:41:52,916 Erections? 665 00:41:53,001 --> 00:41:55,253 Sure. Like that. 666 00:41:55,336 --> 00:41:56,838 - Really? - Albie. 667 00:41:56,921 --> 00:41:59,590 Do you still, like, jerk off? 668 00:41:59,673 --> 00:42:03,303 Doctors say you need to release once a day... 669 00:42:03,385 --> 00:42:06,472 - otherwise you get backed up. - Wait a second. 670 00:42:06,555 --> 00:42:08,682 Doctors say you need to jerk off once a day? 671 00:42:08,767 --> 00:42:11,144 - That's right. That's right. - Which doctors say that? 672 00:42:11,227 --> 00:42:13,479 You need to drain the sack. 673 00:42:15,731 --> 00:42:17,399 - They say that? - Mm-hmm. 674 00:42:17,483 --> 00:42:18,818 Common knowledge. 675 00:42:18,901 --> 00:42:20,570 God. It just seems like the body 676 00:42:20,653 --> 00:42:22,488 would naturally stop getting horny 677 00:42:22,572 --> 00:42:25,825 once you're past the age of procreation, you know? 678 00:42:25,908 --> 00:42:27,869 Like at 50, you would just stop. 679 00:42:27,952 --> 00:42:30,287 Fifty? Fifty's not that old. 680 00:42:30,370 --> 00:42:33,582 - It just seems undignified. - I'm still virile, by the way. 681 00:42:33,666 --> 00:42:35,084 I could still impregnate a woman. 682 00:42:35,168 --> 00:42:36,878 - Oh. - No girl 683 00:42:36,961 --> 00:42:39,963 should have to be exposed to an old guy's junk. 684 00:42:42,050 --> 00:42:45,053 It's not like it was ever so beautiful to look at anyway. 685 00:42:45,135 --> 00:42:47,847 I mean, it's a penis. It's not a sunset. 686 00:42:58,983 --> 00:43:00,026 Hookers. 687 00:43:01,068 --> 00:43:02,068 Really? 688 00:43:05,030 --> 00:43:06,240 Oh, yeah. 689 00:43:06,323 --> 00:43:08,825 Looks like a couple of locals. 690 00:43:12,412 --> 00:43:13,581 Buona sera. 691 00:43:15,749 --> 00:43:18,044 Come on, man. You don't recognize a hooker? 692 00:43:19,211 --> 00:43:20,588 So innocent, man. 693 00:43:20,671 --> 00:43:21,881 Just like in college. 694 00:43:23,298 --> 00:43:25,552 Ethan was the original incel. 695 00:43:25,635 --> 00:43:27,345 What are you talking about? No, I wasn't. 696 00:43:27,428 --> 00:43:29,847 Yeah, you were. Come on, man. 697 00:43:29,930 --> 00:43:31,932 No, I'm... I'm kidding. I'm kidding, man. 698 00:43:32,015 --> 00:43:34,215 I'm joking, all right? Look, you could have gotten laid. 699 00:43:34,269 --> 00:43:35,578 - He's a handsome guy, right? - Yeah. 700 00:43:35,602 --> 00:43:36,937 Jesus Christ, look at you. 701 00:43:37,021 --> 00:43:39,649 You're a handsome guy. I'd do ya. 702 00:43:41,233 --> 00:43:42,693 You're just such a workhorse, man. 703 00:43:42,776 --> 00:43:44,195 You never came out of your room. 704 00:43:45,488 --> 00:43:46,865 Well, he's still like that. 705 00:43:51,035 --> 00:43:53,745 Okay, I think we should split the arugula salad 706 00:43:53,829 --> 00:43:54,956 and the beet salad, 707 00:43:55,039 --> 00:43:58,334 and then maybe get the raviolo and the vitello. 708 00:43:58,418 --> 00:44:00,711 I kinda wanted to try the fish, but... 709 00:44:00,794 --> 00:44:02,546 - The whitefish? - Yeah. 710 00:44:02,629 --> 00:44:05,048 Hmm. No, I feel it'll be too fishy. 711 00:44:05,133 --> 00:44:06,133 Okay. 712 00:44:09,803 --> 00:44:12,347 I mean, it's whitefish, it's pretty light. 713 00:44:12,432 --> 00:44:14,850 It's not a very fishy fish. 714 00:44:14,934 --> 00:44:17,519 Well, you can get it tomorrow. We're gonna be here all week. 715 00:44:17,604 --> 00:44:18,896 Okay. All right. Yeah. 716 00:44:24,026 --> 00:44:26,070 Or we can have the whitefish. Let's do it. 717 00:44:26,153 --> 00:44:27,631 I just don't like it when it's too fishy. 718 00:44:27,655 --> 00:44:29,448 - Mm-hmm. Yeah, me too. - Yeah, sure. 719 00:44:30,407 --> 00:44:32,117 - Great. - Great. It sounds good. 720 00:44:32,910 --> 00:44:33,910 Let's do it. 721 00:44:34,745 --> 00:44:36,039 - Neat. - Wine, people? 722 00:44:36,122 --> 00:44:37,164 Yes. 723 00:44:38,332 --> 00:44:40,168 - What do we want? - I like white. 724 00:44:41,126 --> 00:44:43,171 Me too. I prefer white. 725 00:45:12,367 --> 00:45:14,127 I don't know what they're clapping for. 726 00:45:14,202 --> 00:45:16,204 This singer's abominable. 727 00:45:17,664 --> 00:45:18,956 Sounded okay to me. 728 00:45:41,104 --> 00:45:42,771 Go to your room. 729 00:45:43,898 --> 00:45:47,443 Go. Your room. Your room. 730 00:45:49,361 --> 00:45:53,907 You're not feeling sluggish or not concentrating? 731 00:45:53,990 --> 00:45:56,244 Head is fine. And it's not gonna happen again. 732 00:45:56,327 --> 00:45:57,912 It was a little fall, nothing. 733 00:45:57,994 --> 00:45:59,715 You should sleep with Albie anyway. 734 00:45:59,789 --> 00:46:00,832 All right. 735 00:46:07,671 --> 00:46:09,548 How was your caprese? 736 00:46:10,173 --> 00:46:11,383 Hmm. 737 00:46:11,466 --> 00:46:16,097 I was told that the cheese here was made by a blind nun in a basement. 738 00:46:41,372 --> 00:46:42,372 Hey! 739 00:47:33,758 --> 00:47:38,970 You know, I... I think you're fine. 740 00:47:39,055 --> 00:47:43,017 You... you didn't hit your head that hard or... you know, 741 00:47:43,099 --> 00:47:45,811 so, I should... I'm just gonna go. 742 00:47:47,896 --> 00:47:50,066 So, I'll see you in the morning. 743 00:47:51,483 --> 00:47:54,486 - Good night. - Good night, Nonno. Sleep well. 744 00:48:28,937 --> 00:48:30,064 Buona sera. 745 00:48:39,615 --> 00:48:40,615 Grazie. 746 00:48:46,997 --> 00:48:48,582 Oh, grazie. 747 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:17,445 Hmm. 748 00:49:31,291 --> 00:49:32,291 Hmm? 749 00:49:37,548 --> 00:49:40,508 No. No, no, no, no. 750 00:49:46,932 --> 00:49:48,142 Mm-hmm. 751 00:49:51,186 --> 00:49:53,271 Hmm? 752 00:50:10,456 --> 00:50:13,060 She was definitely more talkative by the pool. 753 00:50:13,084 --> 00:50:14,794 And at dinner, she was actually kinda nice. 754 00:50:14,876 --> 00:50:18,296 Well... now that he's loaded, 755 00:50:18,381 --> 00:50:20,590 do you think he regrets marrying such a dud? 756 00:50:20,675 --> 00:50:22,802 Cam, I wanna Face Time them again. 757 00:50:22,885 --> 00:50:24,345 - What? - Please? 758 00:50:24,428 --> 00:50:26,137 Honey, come on. We just hung up. 759 00:50:26,222 --> 00:50:27,597 I know, but I miss Emma so much. 760 00:50:27,682 --> 00:50:28,866 I know. Of course you do. 761 00:50:28,890 --> 00:50:30,160 But that's not the point, all right? 762 00:50:30,184 --> 00:50:34,437 The point is... we're in Italy, honey. Okay? 763 00:50:34,521 --> 00:50:36,148 - Mm-hmm. - We're on vacation. 764 00:50:36,231 --> 00:50:38,066 - Just you and me. - Yeah. 765 00:50:38,149 --> 00:50:41,320 - We need to enjoy it. - Okay. 766 00:50:41,403 --> 00:50:43,072 - Just me and my baby. - Ooh. 767 00:50:43,155 --> 00:50:45,573 - And you know what that means. - What? 768 00:50:45,657 --> 00:50:47,910 - You need something. - Mm-hmm. 769 00:50:47,994 --> 00:50:49,619 You need... 770 00:50:49,704 --> 00:50:50,997 - A tickle attack. - No! 771 00:50:51,079 --> 00:50:53,207 No! 772 00:50:53,289 --> 00:50:55,017 - Please! Stop! - Tickle, tickle, tickle. I got you! 773 00:50:57,669 --> 00:50:58,878 No, stop it! 774 00:50:58,963 --> 00:51:00,732 Hey, hey! 775 00:51:00,756 --> 00:51:03,466 Is he hurting her? 776 00:51:03,550 --> 00:51:06,762 - No! No... - Hey! Tickle attack! 777 00:51:09,557 --> 00:51:10,849 Monkey man, monkey man! 778 00:51:10,932 --> 00:51:12,017 No. 779 00:51:19,399 --> 00:51:21,110 Thanks for making more of an effort. 780 00:51:22,528 --> 00:51:24,822 I mean, yeah, they kind of live in a bubble, but... 781 00:51:25,990 --> 00:51:27,532 they're fun, right? 782 00:51:28,617 --> 00:51:30,077 They don't vote, Ethan. 783 00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:34,457 I know. What the fuck? They don't read the news. 784 00:51:34,539 --> 00:51:35,666 They don't read. 785 00:51:37,251 --> 00:51:39,378 It's like, what do they even talk about? 786 00:51:39,461 --> 00:51:41,588 Is that what happens 787 00:51:41,671 --> 00:51:43,859 when you're rich for too long, your brain just atrophies? 788 00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:47,218 I mean, they seem happy. 789 00:51:47,303 --> 00:51:50,890 No way. It's a front. 790 00:51:52,140 --> 00:51:56,979 It's good to have, you know, diverse friends, I guess. 791 00:51:57,062 --> 00:52:00,733 Yeah, I think we're their diverse friends. 792 00:52:00,816 --> 00:52:03,318 Their White-passing diverse friends. 793 00:52:03,401 --> 00:52:05,111 Yeah, you're right. 794 00:52:25,131 --> 00:52:26,966 When we came up here to get the suit, 795 00:52:27,843 --> 00:52:29,196 he just took all of his clothes off 796 00:52:29,220 --> 00:52:31,972 in the middle of the room. Like, naked. 797 00:52:33,932 --> 00:52:36,142 And then you... Like, where were you? 798 00:52:36,227 --> 00:52:37,352 In the bathroom. 799 00:52:41,774 --> 00:52:43,024 Doesn't seem that weird. 800 00:52:45,486 --> 00:52:46,736 Just getting changed. 801 00:53:11,553 --> 00:53:13,305 Baby, come here! Baby, come on. 802 00:53:13,389 --> 00:53:14,640 No! 803 00:53:55,222 --> 00:53:56,265 Wow. 804 00:54:13,365 --> 00:54:14,365 All right, look. 805 00:54:14,450 --> 00:54:16,535 Look. Listen, I don't wanna fucking talk 806 00:54:16,619 --> 00:54:18,494 about this right now, okay? 807 00:54:20,289 --> 00:54:24,584 Yes, I'm going to. Yeah. This is not the time. 808 00:54:26,336 --> 00:54:27,378 Yes. 809 00:54:28,421 --> 00:54:30,131 Fuck. 810 00:54:32,425 --> 00:54:34,803 - Hi. - Hey. 811 00:54:34,887 --> 00:54:36,095 Who are you talking to? 812 00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:37,972 It's work. It's Bob. 813 00:54:38,057 --> 00:54:41,477 Oh, Bob. Well, why were you whispering? 814 00:54:41,559 --> 00:54:44,229 I... I thought you were trying to get ready for bed. 815 00:54:44,312 --> 00:54:47,608 Oh, well. Guess what? 816 00:54:47,691 --> 00:54:49,735 - Huh? - Look what I found. 817 00:54:51,070 --> 00:54:54,865 - Oh, okay. - Two macaroons! 818 00:54:54,948 --> 00:54:56,008 - Yeah, great. - Yeah. 819 00:54:56,032 --> 00:54:57,533 I really did only eat three. 820 00:54:57,617 --> 00:54:59,119 Oh. Well, great. 821 00:54:59,202 --> 00:55:00,829 You had a whole panna cotta at dinner. 822 00:55:02,872 --> 00:55:04,666 Well, eat them, 'cause you wanted 'em. 823 00:55:04,749 --> 00:55:05,876 I don't want them now. 824 00:55:05,959 --> 00:55:07,503 Why? Yeah, take them, they're good. 825 00:55:07,586 --> 00:55:10,463 Tanya, I just brushed my teeth. I'm on the phone. 826 00:55:14,050 --> 00:55:18,430 Uh, Bob, I gotta go... 827 00:55:49,419 --> 00:55:51,129 - Here you go. - Thank you. 828 00:55:51,213 --> 00:55:52,506 - Cheers. - Cheers. 829 00:56:07,729 --> 00:56:10,149 I went down to the dock when your boat arrived. 830 00:56:12,735 --> 00:56:14,528 I wanted to see what you looked like. 831 00:56:16,155 --> 00:56:17,197 What'd you think? 832 00:56:19,782 --> 00:56:20,867 Very handsome. 833 00:56:24,912 --> 00:56:27,541 Thank you. 834 00:56:27,624 --> 00:56:30,919 And you're from Los Angeles. 835 00:56:31,003 --> 00:56:34,298 It's amazing. I always dreamt of going to Los Angeles. 836 00:56:34,381 --> 00:56:35,506 It is my dream. 837 00:56:38,927 --> 00:56:41,305 Uh, I mean... 838 00:56:43,515 --> 00:56:45,475 You should go. 839 00:56:49,354 --> 00:56:50,731 I don't have the money. 840 00:57:06,622 --> 00:57:09,374 You seem like a very nice person. Um... 841 00:57:11,501 --> 00:57:14,003 I'm just going through a lot right now in my life. 842 00:57:14,088 --> 00:57:18,966 So, it's... it's, um... 843 00:57:19,050 --> 00:57:21,595 hard for me to make conversation right now. 844 00:57:23,137 --> 00:57:27,225 But you are very, uh, beautiful. 845 00:57:32,689 --> 00:57:34,024 I'm glad you're here. 846 00:57:42,032 --> 00:57:43,032 All or a... 847 00:59:28,473 --> 00:59:33,473 - Synced and corrected by actumaxime - - www.addic7ed.com -