1 00:00:09,711 --> 00:00:17,211 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:02:39,947 --> 00:02:43,154 - Oh. Buongiorno. - Sorry? 3 00:02:43,158 --> 00:02:44,447 - Buongiorno. - Oh, yeah. 4 00:02:44,451 --> 00:02:45,995 Uh, buongiorno. 5 00:03:27,911 --> 00:03:30,789 Honey. My arm's asleep. 6 00:03:46,997 --> 00:03:48,094 Ethan? 7 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:31,183 Honey? 8 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:36,434 You all right? 9 00:04:38,899 --> 00:04:40,692 Yeah, I'm fine. 10 00:05:15,579 --> 00:05:16,646 Buongiorno. 11 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:43,709 Oh, God. This is such a beautiful view. 12 00:05:43,714 --> 00:05:46,379 I wonder if anyone's ever jumped from here. 13 00:05:50,304 --> 00:05:51,855 I'm gonna get a plate. 14 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:56,185 No idea why I didn't bring my roller skates. 15 00:06:01,773 --> 00:06:03,771 - Hey. - Hi. 16 00:06:03,775 --> 00:06:05,138 Uh, can I sit here? 17 00:06:05,143 --> 00:06:07,646 Yeah. Yeah, sure, of course. Or there. 18 00:06:12,618 --> 00:06:14,866 Are you okay? 19 00:06:14,870 --> 00:06:20,375 Yeah, I'm just, um... It's... My boss is just... 20 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:27,253 Shoot. 21 00:06:35,349 --> 00:06:38,018 Well, good thing it wasn't glass. 22 00:06:38,852 --> 00:06:39,891 Yeah. 23 00:06:39,895 --> 00:06:41,935 I only have four hands. 24 00:06:41,939 --> 00:06:44,149 I think they're gonna come and help you. 25 00:06:45,275 --> 00:06:47,780 - Hi. No worries. - Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 26 00:06:47,785 --> 00:06:51,151 I just... Do you have any Oreo cookie cake? 27 00:06:51,156 --> 00:06:52,612 Have you noticed that? 28 00:06:52,616 --> 00:06:53,863 Is that cheese, or... 29 00:06:53,867 --> 00:06:56,074 - This is cheese. - Harper! 30 00:06:57,913 --> 00:06:59,331 Hey! 31 00:07:05,837 --> 00:07:07,673 - It's all right. - Hey. 32 00:07:08,715 --> 00:07:09,879 - Hi. - Hi. 33 00:07:09,883 --> 00:07:11,631 Where's your man? 34 00:07:11,635 --> 00:07:14,175 Oh, he wakes up super early to go running, 35 00:07:14,179 --> 00:07:15,760 so that's what I'm dealing with. 36 00:07:15,764 --> 00:07:18,296 What? Christ, I hate him. 37 00:07:18,301 --> 00:07:21,046 - Got to exercise, you know? - Dad! Over here. 38 00:07:21,051 --> 00:07:23,268 - I still don't have my clothes. - Call the airline. 39 00:07:23,272 --> 00:07:24,477 Morning. 40 00:07:24,481 --> 00:07:27,605 - This is my dad, Dominic. - Hi. 41 00:07:27,609 --> 00:07:29,565 Nonno, you met Portia yesterday. 42 00:07:29,569 --> 00:07:31,317 Hi. 43 00:07:31,321 --> 00:07:33,444 Did I? 44 00:07:33,448 --> 00:07:36,066 Yeah, I, uh, saw you fall by the pool. 45 00:07:36,071 --> 00:07:38,069 They need to fill in that grouting. 46 00:07:39,079 --> 00:07:41,035 This is a five-star hotel 47 00:07:41,039 --> 00:07:42,495 and that's a major hazard. 48 00:07:42,499 --> 00:07:44,956 Can we get some menus and coffee? 49 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,709 Did you not sleep well? 50 00:07:47,713 --> 00:07:49,056 I slept like crap. 51 00:07:49,923 --> 00:07:51,953 I slept fantastic 52 00:07:51,958 --> 00:07:55,554 and I'm completely refreshed. Uh, no jet lag at all. 53 00:07:56,763 --> 00:07:59,893 Well, Albie told me you guys are here to learn 54 00:07:59,898 --> 00:08:01,770 - about your Sicilian roots. - Uh-huh. 55 00:08:01,775 --> 00:08:03,724 Sounds like a fun boys' trip. 56 00:08:03,729 --> 00:08:07,228 Well, wasn't supposed to be a boys' trip. 57 00:08:07,232 --> 00:08:11,274 I still don't understand why Abby isn't here. 58 00:08:11,278 --> 00:08:13,526 I definitely explained it to you. 59 00:08:13,530 --> 00:08:15,893 She's that mad that she's gonna miss 60 00:08:15,898 --> 00:08:19,397 a once-in-a-lifetime family trip to Sicily? 61 00:08:19,402 --> 00:08:22,058 She is that mad, and can we just not? 62 00:08:22,063 --> 00:08:23,119 What? 63 00:08:23,124 --> 00:08:25,538 She's gonna get a divorce? She can't do that. 64 00:08:25,542 --> 00:08:27,278 Yes, she can. Why can't she? 65 00:08:27,283 --> 00:08:29,115 Um. Well, what's it been? Twenty-five years? 66 00:08:29,119 --> 00:08:31,835 I mean... You can't let her do that. 67 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,172 It's not all up to me, Dad. 68 00:08:34,176 --> 00:08:36,507 You want me to call her? Huh? 69 00:08:36,511 --> 00:08:39,587 I'll talk to her. I can speak to this. 70 00:08:39,592 --> 00:08:41,164 I don't want you to call her 71 00:08:41,169 --> 00:08:42,659 and that's not gonna help anything, so... 72 00:08:42,663 --> 00:08:44,663 please can we just drop it? 73 00:08:49,812 --> 00:08:51,689 My wife passed away last year. 74 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:53,795 - Oh, no. - Yeah. 75 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,591 Well, she was very sick, so... 76 00:08:56,596 --> 00:08:59,682 We were married 53 years. The love of my life. 77 00:09:01,365 --> 00:09:04,159 Dominic's mother. An incredible woman. 78 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:06,992 And there's no way 79 00:09:06,996 --> 00:09:10,745 she would've missed a family trip to Sicily. 80 00:09:10,749 --> 00:09:13,123 I mean, I could've done anything. 81 00:09:13,127 --> 00:09:15,834 I could have burned the house down. 82 00:09:15,838 --> 00:09:18,382 You know what? I think maybe I will do the buffet. 83 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:24,426 You kidding me? This is bullshit. 84 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:26,567 No, I filled out your fucking form. 85 00:09:26,572 --> 00:09:29,696 I talked to like three people, and after all that, 86 00:09:29,701 --> 00:09:31,599 you send it back to fucking New York? 87 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:34,644 Cameron has a really long fuse. But then all of a sudden, 88 00:09:34,648 --> 00:09:37,439 he'll just go crazy. I mean, he will lose it. 89 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:39,566 - No. No, no, no, no. - It's kinda funny. 90 00:09:39,570 --> 00:09:41,735 No. I don't want a voucher! 91 00:09:41,739 --> 00:09:44,783 I want my fucking clothes! 92 00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:47,616 Does he ever lose it on you? 93 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:50,039 No. We never fight. 94 00:09:50,815 --> 00:09:52,220 - That's sweet. - Yeah. 95 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,686 I don't think I've ever met a couple that doesn't fight. 96 00:09:56,003 --> 00:09:58,505 I mean, what is there to fight about anyway, right? 97 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,489 Wow. 98 00:10:02,494 --> 00:10:04,579 What'd they say? 99 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:07,510 They sent my bag back home to New York. 100 00:10:07,514 --> 00:10:09,683 - Fucking geniuses. - No. 101 00:10:11,018 --> 00:10:13,308 Okay, well, at least it's not lost. 102 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,143 We'll get you some new stuff. It'll be great. 103 00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:18,319 Incompetence, makes me homicidal. 104 00:10:18,324 --> 00:10:20,106 Hmm. I was just telling Harper 105 00:10:20,110 --> 00:10:22,067 how we never fight. 106 00:10:22,071 --> 00:10:25,820 Well, you're practically perfect, so... 107 00:10:25,824 --> 00:10:28,077 And when we disagree, you just give in, right? 108 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,503 Yes, ma'am. 109 00:10:30,854 --> 00:10:32,147 Happy wife, happy life. 110 00:10:38,295 --> 00:10:40,502 I'm gonna, uh, take this up... 111 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:42,003 back up to my room. 112 00:10:42,007 --> 00:10:43,672 Well, we're kinda done here, right? 113 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,048 Yeah, we can come with you. 114 00:10:45,052 --> 00:10:46,716 - Great. - Cool. 115 00:11:27,845 --> 00:11:30,514 Oh, yes. 116 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,730 Mm. 117 00:11:43,152 --> 00:11:46,613 It's our first day in Sicily. What do you wanna do? 118 00:11:48,849 --> 00:11:49,971 Whatever you want. 119 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:54,280 I think... my fantasy day in Italy is... 120 00:11:56,206 --> 00:12:00,414 Well, first, I wanna look just like Monica Vitti. 121 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:06,659 And... and then this man in a very slim-fitting suit... 122 00:12:06,664 --> 00:12:09,876 he comes over and he lights my cigarette. 123 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,606 And it taste really good. 124 00:12:13,849 --> 00:12:17,432 And then takes me for a drive on his Vespa. 125 00:12:19,354 --> 00:12:20,981 You want me to rent a Vespa? 126 00:12:20,986 --> 00:12:23,776 Then at sunset... 127 00:12:24,401 --> 00:12:26,941 we go down very close to the sea, 128 00:12:26,945 --> 00:12:29,569 to one of those really romantic spots. 129 00:12:29,573 --> 00:12:34,678 And then we... we drink lots of aperitivos, 130 00:12:34,683 --> 00:12:39,888 and we eat big plates of pasta with giant clams. 131 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:44,298 And we're just really chic and happy and... and we're... 132 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,437 beautiful. 133 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,473 Well, all right. Sounds good to me. 134 00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:57,514 Really? 135 00:12:57,518 --> 00:13:01,723 Sure. Whatever you want. It's... it's your day to shine. 136 00:13:05,692 --> 00:13:08,149 So, your employer doesn't want you around, huh? 137 00:13:08,153 --> 00:13:12,358 Listen. You can't come to Sicily and just sit in your room. 138 00:13:13,075 --> 00:13:14,864 It's against the law. 139 00:13:14,868 --> 00:13:17,888 I know. I agree. It sucks. 140 00:13:18,872 --> 00:13:20,954 We're walking to the Greek theater today. 141 00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:22,580 You should come. 142 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:26,543 No. It's a family trip, it's your thing. 143 00:13:26,547 --> 00:13:29,587 Not at all. When there's a young, pretty lady around, 144 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,006 we'll all be better behaved, cheerier. 145 00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:35,051 Okay. Yes, no. You... you should come. 146 00:13:38,016 --> 00:13:40,686 - Right? - Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. 147 00:13:42,771 --> 00:13:44,477 Hmm? Say yes. 148 00:13:44,481 --> 00:13:48,273 Yes. I'll come. 149 00:13:48,277 --> 00:13:50,374 All right, well we're gonna go get him some clothes, 150 00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:52,694 but you wanna meet up in like two hours? 151 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,362 Yeah, perfect. Just text us. 152 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:56,030 - Bye. - Bye. 153 00:13:57,286 --> 00:14:00,539 I can't believe how hot... 154 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,164 Hey. What's going on? 155 00:14:05,168 --> 00:14:06,666 What's with the boner? 156 00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:07,917 Yeah, fair question. 157 00:14:07,921 --> 00:14:11,754 Uh, I was jerking off. 158 00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:14,424 Oh. 159 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:17,217 Why? 160 00:14:17,222 --> 00:14:20,638 Um, I don't know, endorphins? 161 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:23,099 You know I sometimes get horny after I run. 162 00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:24,715 Well, couldn't you have just waited 163 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,811 till I got back to the room? I was only gone 15 minutes. 164 00:14:27,816 --> 00:14:29,981 All I had was a croissant. 165 00:14:29,985 --> 00:14:31,691 You don't like morning sex. 166 00:14:31,695 --> 00:14:33,651 What? I'm fine with it. 167 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:36,112 Are you? You're not a morning person. 168 00:14:36,116 --> 00:14:38,781 Well, I don't wake up with a raging hard-on, 169 00:14:38,785 --> 00:14:39,908 that is true. 170 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,285 Look, I just figured I'd take care of it myself. 171 00:14:42,289 --> 00:14:43,786 Okay? 172 00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:47,319 - Well, did you? - No, but... but it's fine. 173 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,138 Do you want help? 174 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,469 Now? 175 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,555 Yeah. 176 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,850 No, it... It's okay. We can do that later. 177 00:14:54,855 --> 00:14:56,022 It's not a big deal. 178 00:15:04,353 --> 00:15:07,477 So, Daphne and Cameron never fight! 179 00:15:07,481 --> 00:15:10,463 - How do you know? - Because that's what they said. 180 00:15:10,468 --> 00:15:11,474 If you never fight, 181 00:15:11,479 --> 00:15:14,066 then your relationship is not real. It's like, yeah, 182 00:15:14,071 --> 00:15:15,360 we fight, we bicker, 183 00:15:15,364 --> 00:15:17,236 but that's because we talk about everything. 184 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,322 You know? We're honest. 185 00:15:19,326 --> 00:15:20,823 They act like they're on their honeymoon. 186 00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:25,032 They're all over each other. But it's bogus. It's not real. 187 00:15:25,037 --> 00:15:27,553 You always do this with certain people. 188 00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:30,859 It's like you have to find them deficient in some way, 189 00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:32,862 - compared to you. - What? 190 00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:33,906 It's like, I don't know, 191 00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:35,242 maybe it's a way of soothing yourself 192 00:15:35,246 --> 00:15:36,866 when you feel threatened or something. 193 00:15:38,303 --> 00:15:39,676 I'm not threatened by them. 194 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,387 Like, you never do this with Carmen. 195 00:15:42,391 --> 00:15:44,639 - Carmen? Our housekeeper? - You're always like... 196 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:47,433 "Oh, my God. I love Carmen. She's so sweet". 197 00:15:47,437 --> 00:15:49,477 She is so sweet. She's a sweet old lady. 198 00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:50,853 But like, you're not threatened by her, 199 00:15:50,857 --> 00:15:52,814 so you don't see any of the other stuff. 200 00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,774 Like, she can just be sweet Carmen, 201 00:15:54,778 --> 00:15:55,942 the sweet old lady. 202 00:15:57,906 --> 00:16:01,030 Everybody compares themselves to other people, Ethan. 203 00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:02,782 Why are you criticizing me for doing something 204 00:16:02,786 --> 00:16:03,825 that everyone does? 205 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,827 I'm just pointing out a personality quirk. 206 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,541 You do it to me all the time. 207 00:16:09,126 --> 00:16:11,666 Why are you threatened by them? 208 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,965 - I'm not. - Kinda seems like you are. 209 00:16:19,886 --> 00:16:21,602 But it's just, like, are these the kind of people 210 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,760 we're gonna be hanging out with now? Like, really? 211 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,179 Like, people that can only talk about 212 00:16:25,183 --> 00:16:26,665 what five-star hotel they've stayed at. 213 00:16:26,669 --> 00:16:28,348 Okay, so you're a snob? 214 00:16:28,353 --> 00:16:31,023 What? I'm a snob? They're snobs. 215 00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:35,402 I... I guess we're all snobs in different ways. 216 00:16:36,803 --> 00:16:37,860 I was just trying to say 217 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,485 that I think we have a good relationship, 218 00:16:39,489 --> 00:16:40,945 but I won't do that again. 219 00:16:40,949 --> 00:16:42,075 I agree. 220 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,837 Hey, Harper. 221 00:16:46,897 --> 00:16:49,232 I agree, 100 percent. 222 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,730 Everybody does it, Ethan. 223 00:16:51,735 --> 00:16:53,776 I'm sure they're over there shitting on me right now, 224 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,293 saying I'm a bitch or... you could do better. 225 00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:57,466 Or whatever. 226 00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:02,884 Ah! 227 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,594 Ah. Vieni, bella! 228 00:17:04,598 --> 00:17:07,555 - Come to Papa. - Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 229 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,307 What do you think, huh, baby? 230 00:17:12,272 --> 00:17:13,503 I like it. 231 00:17:13,508 --> 00:17:15,009 Bellissimo! 232 00:17:31,124 --> 00:17:33,456 Bitch, you're fired. 233 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,065 Hmm. 234 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,074 Mia. 235 00:18:22,217 --> 00:18:24,006 You sure you're okay to walk? 236 00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:25,967 Maybe we should get a taxi, Dad. 237 00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,386 She said it's only at the end of the... 238 00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:29,470 of the corso. 239 00:18:29,474 --> 00:18:32,932 If I'm a cripple, nobody told me. 240 00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:38,646 Um, you guys, I gotta make a quick call, all right? 241 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,773 Uh, you wanna keep walking and I'll just catch up? 242 00:18:40,777 --> 00:18:41,941 Okay. Dad, it's this way. 243 00:18:43,363 --> 00:18:44,531 Cool. 244 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,701 Oh, Mr. Di Grasso. 245 00:18:52,706 --> 00:18:54,370 - Good Morning. - Hello. 246 00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:56,323 Uh, I just wanted to inform you 247 00:18:56,327 --> 00:18:58,457 that my good friends here, um... 248 00:18:58,461 --> 00:18:59,959 - Lucia. - Lucia. 249 00:18:59,963 --> 00:19:01,419 - Mia. - And Mia. 250 00:19:01,423 --> 00:19:02,920 They're my good friends. 251 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,704 - They are your good friends? - Yeah. 252 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,340 - Okay. - And they're gonna be visiting me this week. 253 00:19:07,345 --> 00:19:09,943 Uh, a couple of nights maybe, not exactly sure. 254 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,402 But it seems like they're having trouble 255 00:19:11,406 --> 00:19:13,712 getting into the hotel. So if you could just make sure 256 00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:15,849 they get access, that would be wonderful. 257 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,518 Yeah. Um, 258 00:19:17,522 --> 00:19:21,189 I'm afraid I will need to add their names on your room, 259 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:24,154 as we only allow our guests into the hotel. 260 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:25,789 Oh. 261 00:19:27,282 --> 00:19:30,907 Um, well, all right. Let's do that then. 262 00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:33,205 Add both their names to your room? 263 00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:34,294 Sure. 264 00:19:41,002 --> 00:19:43,876 Um, I'm afraid there is a little issue 265 00:19:43,881 --> 00:19:46,755 because your room was booked only for two guests. 266 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,507 And if you are three, 267 00:19:48,512 --> 00:19:50,806 this is going to be an extra charge. 268 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:52,624 Really? 269 00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:55,555 Sorry about that. 270 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,851 We'd also have to charge for setting up the extra bed. 271 00:19:58,855 --> 00:20:01,354 No, we don't need an extra bed. 272 00:20:01,358 --> 00:20:02,730 Are you going to sleep 273 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,065 all in the same bed? 274 00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,609 No... no. 275 00:20:06,613 --> 00:20:09,654 They'll be coming and going. You see, they're locals. 276 00:20:09,658 --> 00:20:11,447 They're my local friends. 277 00:20:11,451 --> 00:20:15,456 Oh. They come and go. I see. 278 00:20:15,956 --> 00:20:19,789 Okay, how about this? Why don't you, uh, put Lucia 279 00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:22,375 on my room and add... 280 00:20:22,379 --> 00:20:24,961 - Mia. - ... Mia to my father's room? 281 00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:26,863 So she will be sleeping with your father. 282 00:20:26,868 --> 00:20:28,699 No. 283 00:20:28,704 --> 00:20:31,286 She's not staying anywhere. 284 00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:32,969 They're just gonna be visiting me 285 00:20:32,973 --> 00:20:35,721 and I'm hoping you're gonna let them in. 286 00:20:35,725 --> 00:20:37,807 It's not that complicated, is it? 287 00:20:37,811 --> 00:20:39,684 - It's not. - No. 288 00:20:39,688 --> 00:20:40,814 Okay. 289 00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:43,296 Yes, I will add their names. 290 00:20:43,301 --> 00:20:45,549 - So we're good? - Yes. 291 00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:47,681 - Thank you. - We welcome them. 292 00:20:48,663 --> 00:20:49,828 Thank you. 293 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,789 - Okay, um... - Grazie. 294 00:20:51,794 --> 00:20:53,124 Grazie. 295 00:20:53,129 --> 00:20:56,049 - Thank you, thank you. - Uh, uh, yes. Okay. Listen. 296 00:20:57,314 --> 00:20:58,828 Please don't make me regret this. 297 00:20:58,832 --> 00:21:00,121 - Okay? - No. Yes. 298 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,894 Um, you charge some food, 299 00:21:01,899 --> 00:21:04,499 charge a little vino, but don't go crazy. 300 00:21:04,504 --> 00:21:07,795 No, no, no. We... We will don't go crazy. 301 00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:10,214 The other thing is, I'm here with my father 302 00:21:10,218 --> 00:21:12,789 and my son, so I can't really be seen with you. 303 00:21:12,794 --> 00:21:15,760 - You understand that? - Yes, I understand. 304 00:21:15,765 --> 00:21:17,058 I'll see you tonight. 305 00:21:18,101 --> 00:21:19,144 - Bye. - Bye. 306 00:21:55,972 --> 00:21:57,515 - Grazie. - Prego. 307 00:22:14,282 --> 00:22:15,780 Venice is unbelievable. 308 00:22:15,784 --> 00:22:16,947 We love Venice. 309 00:22:16,951 --> 00:22:20,034 And the hotels! Cam really likes the Cipriani. 310 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:21,577 - Love it. - Because of the boat ride 311 00:22:21,581 --> 00:22:22,995 through the lagoon into town. 312 00:22:22,999 --> 00:22:24,705 So cool. I mean, that's living, honey. 313 00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:27,291 - That is living. - It is, yes. But. 314 00:22:27,295 --> 00:22:28,376 You have to go 315 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:30,252 and you have to stay at the Aman. 316 00:22:30,256 --> 00:22:31,379 Trust me. 317 00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:34,673 I cried when I saw the view from our room. 318 00:22:34,677 --> 00:22:36,805 - Hmm. - And a princess lives there. 319 00:22:37,579 --> 00:22:38,802 It's somebody's house! 320 00:22:38,807 --> 00:22:41,347 It's wild, though. These European aristocrats, 321 00:22:41,351 --> 00:22:43,015 - they have no money. - Yeah. 322 00:22:43,019 --> 00:22:45,226 Like, I shit you not. They have all these palazzos, 323 00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,186 - and they got no cash. - Uh-huh. 324 00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:48,479 And they're so rude. 325 00:22:48,483 --> 00:22:50,496 Oh, my God, are they rude. 326 00:22:50,501 --> 00:22:52,607 - Yeah. - We could buy their palazzo, 327 00:22:52,612 --> 00:22:54,068 and they'd treat us like we're, you know... 328 00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:55,361 - Like bugs. - Yeah. 329 00:22:55,365 --> 00:22:56,612 - Like disgusting bugs. - Yeah. 330 00:22:56,616 --> 00:22:59,782 - That's funny. - Yeah. 331 00:23:01,788 --> 00:23:04,912 Okay, so, you didn't go to Venice on your honeymoon. 332 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,084 - Where did you go? - Yeah. 333 00:23:06,943 --> 00:23:08,207 We went to Puerto Rico. 334 00:23:08,211 --> 00:23:09,458 Oh! 335 00:23:09,462 --> 00:23:11,627 Harper has, like, half her family out there, so... 336 00:23:11,631 --> 00:23:12,837 That's right. Yeah, of course. 337 00:23:12,841 --> 00:23:14,296 I remember you're half Puerto Rican. 338 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:15,965 - Yeah. - Yeah. 339 00:23:15,969 --> 00:23:17,600 How is Puerto Rico? 340 00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:18,843 - It's awesome. - Beautiful. 341 00:23:18,847 --> 00:23:20,473 Yeah? That's cool. 342 00:23:21,975 --> 00:23:23,431 - We should... we should go. - Yes. 343 00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:24,765 - I mean, we should totally go. - Mm-hmm. 344 00:23:24,769 --> 00:23:26,498 It's never really been on our radar. 345 00:23:26,503 --> 00:23:28,185 - But we should check it out if you guys... - No. Yeah. 346 00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:30,271 - ... say it's great. Yeah. - Yeah, you should. 347 00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:32,022 And it's, um, it's a part of America, 348 00:23:32,026 --> 00:23:34,191 - but it's not a s... state. - Right. 349 00:23:34,195 --> 00:23:36,285 'Cause it's, um... 350 00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:37,778 - It's a territory. - Yes! 351 00:23:37,782 --> 00:23:40,406 - Exactly. It's a territory. Duh. - Territory. 352 00:23:40,410 --> 00:23:42,366 You should go. If you ever wanna go, 353 00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:44,577 you could stay with my family in San Juan. 354 00:23:44,581 --> 00:23:46,207 Yeah, we would love that. 355 00:23:46,616 --> 00:23:48,163 That's so nice. 356 00:24:25,822 --> 00:24:27,279 I'm gonna get sick. 357 00:24:27,283 --> 00:24:29,246 You know what? You need to be in the photo. 358 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,641 - No, I don't. - You do. 359 00:24:30,645 --> 00:24:31,745 - Yeah, get in the photo. - I don't need to be in the picture. 360 00:24:31,749 --> 00:24:32,749 Let's just go. 361 00:24:32,754 --> 00:24:33,955 You're never in a cute little suit like that, 362 00:24:33,959 --> 00:24:36,170 you're always in your underwear. 363 00:24:36,174 --> 00:24:38,172 - Hey. - Yes? 364 00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:39,381 - Hello. - Hi. 365 00:24:39,385 --> 00:24:41,258 Yeah, could you take a photo of us... 366 00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:42,843 - Yes. - ... on the Vespa? 367 00:24:42,847 --> 00:24:44,345 - For sure. - Thank you. 368 00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:46,388 - You look so pink. - Here. 369 00:24:46,392 --> 00:24:47,848 Guess who I am? 370 00:24:47,852 --> 00:24:50,230 - Uh... - Watch, watch. 371 00:24:52,841 --> 00:24:54,004 Peppa Pig. 372 00:24:54,009 --> 00:24:55,757 I'm Monica Vitti. 373 00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:58,723 Monica Vitti's dead, but yes. 374 00:25:03,868 --> 00:25:05,741 Oh, wait. Wait. One more with my mouth shut. 375 00:25:06,955 --> 00:25:09,578 - Very sexy. Brava. - Mm. 376 00:25:09,582 --> 00:25:11,247 Brava, Monica. 377 00:25:11,251 --> 00:25:13,123 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 378 00:25:15,698 --> 00:25:16,919 Uh... 379 00:25:16,923 --> 00:25:19,296 Are you sure you don't need a car? 380 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,840 No, this is... This is the Italian dream. 381 00:25:21,844 --> 00:25:25,834 Yes, but, uh, the road can be really tricky. 382 00:25:25,839 --> 00:25:29,138 - Yeah, but we... - And you know, Sicilian drivers... 383 00:25:29,143 --> 00:25:32,726 Is this the, uh, normal size of a Vespa? 384 00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:35,688 Yes. Vespa, normal size. Yes. 385 00:25:35,692 --> 00:25:37,819 Uh-oh. 386 00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:40,484 - All right. - Oh, my God. 387 00:25:40,488 --> 00:25:41,986 Oh. 388 00:26:02,752 --> 00:26:04,254 Oh, shit. 389 00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:06,217 - Jet skis? - Oh. 390 00:26:06,222 --> 00:26:08,721 Oh, that's awesome. We gotta do that, huh? 391 00:26:08,725 --> 00:26:10,472 Daph, come on, take them down the coast? 392 00:26:10,476 --> 00:26:12,499 Ooh. No thanks. 393 00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:13,546 Oh. 394 00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:16,799 E-man, what about you? You'd be up for that? 395 00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:18,938 I don't know, maybe. 396 00:26:18,943 --> 00:26:20,524 Yeah, I guess. 397 00:26:20,528 --> 00:26:22,610 You gotta have motor skills for something like that. 398 00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:24,737 What's that supposed to mean? 399 00:26:24,741 --> 00:26:28,246 I'm kidding, man, I'm kidding. So... 400 00:26:29,098 --> 00:26:33,703 Little elephant in the room, how do you guys like being rich? 401 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:36,498 - Oh, Cameron. God. - What? Come on. 402 00:26:36,502 --> 00:26:38,792 Major windfall, right? 403 00:26:38,796 --> 00:26:41,378 I mean, nothing much has changed, to be honest. 404 00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:43,130 Nice to be able to help people, I guess. 405 00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:44,173 - Yeah. Right. - Yeah. 406 00:26:44,177 --> 00:26:47,843 And helping Harper's parents, my sister. 407 00:26:47,847 --> 00:26:51,096 Yeah, we're not very materialistic, so it's... 408 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,848 - Oh, yeah? - Harper's thinking 409 00:26:52,852 --> 00:26:55,017 of starting a little foundation, actually. 410 00:26:55,021 --> 00:26:56,185 Nice. 411 00:26:56,189 --> 00:26:58,562 Yeah, I'm working with the Hispanic Federation. 412 00:26:58,566 --> 00:26:59,647 Great. 413 00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:01,273 Yeah, we're involved in a lot of charities. 414 00:27:01,277 --> 00:27:02,654 - Right, Daph? - Mm-hmm. 415 00:27:03,821 --> 00:27:05,778 You know, sometimes if I've had too much to drink, 416 00:27:05,782 --> 00:27:08,238 I wake up the next day and I realize 417 00:27:08,242 --> 00:27:09,948 - I've spent a lot of money. - Yeah. 418 00:27:09,952 --> 00:27:12,493 - Like, a lot of money. - Like, all the money. 419 00:27:12,497 --> 00:27:13,827 If I have had wine 420 00:27:13,831 --> 00:27:15,329 and I'm scrolling and I see anything 421 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:20,638 with like neglected children or babies or abused animals, 422 00:27:20,643 --> 00:27:22,061 it's like, I can't. 423 00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:25,089 I mean, people are just so fucked up. 424 00:27:25,093 --> 00:27:26,719 - Yeah. - Yeah. 425 00:27:27,762 --> 00:27:29,677 Yeah, we're not just materialistic pigs. 426 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:32,392 Despite what you might think. 427 00:27:34,377 --> 00:27:35,962 I don't... I don't think that. 428 00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:38,819 No, I... 429 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:41,535 I don't think that. 430 00:27:42,844 --> 00:27:43,970 I'm gonna go for a swim. 431 00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:47,110 Have fun. 432 00:27:49,117 --> 00:27:50,326 Something I said? 433 00:27:54,288 --> 00:27:57,208 I'm gonna go for a swim. 434 00:28:17,437 --> 00:28:21,023 Oh, my God. 435 00:28:21,774 --> 00:28:23,731 What a view. 436 00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:26,195 I think I'll sit down. 437 00:28:26,696 --> 00:28:28,360 Oh. 438 00:28:28,364 --> 00:28:30,654 - Ah! - You okay, Bert? 439 00:28:30,658 --> 00:28:33,115 - Want some of my water? - Oh. 440 00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:34,783 It was a long walk, Dad. You did great. 441 00:28:34,787 --> 00:28:36,080 Mm. 442 00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:39,563 That is lava, it's erupting. 443 00:28:39,568 --> 00:28:42,150 Thank you, Cara. 444 00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:43,527 Portia, Nonno. 445 00:28:43,532 --> 00:28:46,531 - Her name's Portia. - Cara's my granddaughter. 446 00:28:46,536 --> 00:28:48,872 - Hmm. - Who should be here. 447 00:28:49,744 --> 00:28:51,424 Why isn't she here? 448 00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:53,677 Dad, how many times do we have to go over this? 449 00:28:53,681 --> 00:28:56,472 Well, she's my granddaughter and I wanted her here. 450 00:28:56,476 --> 00:28:57,556 It hurts my feelings. 451 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:58,958 Well, you can tell her your feelings 452 00:28:58,962 --> 00:29:00,600 next time you see her. 453 00:29:00,605 --> 00:29:02,436 What did you do anyway? 454 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,646 What is so bad that you did? 455 00:29:04,650 --> 00:29:06,940 - Fuck. - Nonno, come on. 456 00:29:06,944 --> 00:29:08,609 Fine. 457 00:29:12,975 --> 00:29:15,474 We're in Sicily. Isn't this incredible? 458 00:29:16,731 --> 00:29:20,527 It... it's so old. 459 00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:23,957 It is pretty crazy to wrap your head around. 460 00:29:23,961 --> 00:29:29,666 You know, Hades raped Persephone right here in Sicily. 461 00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:34,051 She was picking flowers and he burst through the earth 462 00:29:34,055 --> 00:29:35,969 - and he raped her. - Okay, Nonno. 463 00:29:35,973 --> 00:29:38,305 Well, that's what happened. He raped her. 464 00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:41,687 Then, he dragged her down to the underworld. 465 00:29:42,462 --> 00:29:45,086 Hmm. I didn't know that. 466 00:29:45,091 --> 00:29:49,137 Demeter forgave Hades, and he raped her daughter! 467 00:29:50,404 --> 00:29:53,111 I mean, whatever you've done can't be as bad as that. 468 00:29:54,575 --> 00:29:57,954 As Hades. And the raping. 469 00:30:38,703 --> 00:30:40,200 Had to do it. Sorry. 470 00:30:40,204 --> 00:30:42,164 I thought you were a shark. 471 00:30:45,860 --> 00:30:47,816 Hey, sorry about before, you know? 472 00:30:47,821 --> 00:30:49,903 I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable, 473 00:30:49,908 --> 00:30:51,711 I just... 474 00:30:51,716 --> 00:30:54,381 I feel like I keep saying the wrong thing, you know? 475 00:30:54,385 --> 00:30:55,928 I feel like you don't like me. 476 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:58,310 I like you. What? 477 00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:01,393 Well, it's just important, I want you to like us. 478 00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:04,186 I want you to like me. 479 00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:06,756 I like you both. 480 00:31:08,132 --> 00:31:09,675 Yeah. Definitely. 481 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,761 Good. 482 00:31:13,888 --> 00:31:16,349 All right, I'll leave you to it. 483 00:31:35,701 --> 00:31:37,366 Tanya. 484 00:31:37,370 --> 00:31:39,493 Oh, my God. 485 00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:41,582 Release your grip a little bit. 486 00:31:42,816 --> 00:31:43,831 Tanya. 487 00:31:43,836 --> 00:31:45,127 - Yeah? - I can't breathe. 488 00:31:47,088 --> 00:31:49,715 We're in like... in a James Bond movie. 489 00:31:53,761 --> 00:31:56,134 You're gonna make us crash. 490 00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:00,614 Lucia. 491 00:32:33,384 --> 00:32:35,048 Tanya, what are you doing? 492 00:32:35,052 --> 00:32:36,466 I got a bug. 493 00:32:36,470 --> 00:32:39,015 Careful. 494 00:32:42,101 --> 00:32:44,558 It's fluttering around in there. 495 00:32:46,355 --> 00:32:49,730 You're gonna make us crash. Be careful. Be careful! 496 00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:52,024 Tanya! 497 00:32:52,028 --> 00:32:54,526 Tanya. Hold on. 498 00:33:30,191 --> 00:33:31,609 Oh! 499 00:33:37,206 --> 00:33:38,541 Okay. 500 00:33:54,173 --> 00:33:55,174 Um... 501 00:33:56,550 --> 00:33:58,219 - Grazie. - Di niente. 502 00:34:11,107 --> 00:34:12,108 Mm. 503 00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:19,749 Ciao. 504 00:34:22,168 --> 00:34:23,169 Ciao. 505 00:34:27,873 --> 00:34:28,874 Mm-hmm. 506 00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:42,847 Uh... 507 00:36:56,355 --> 00:36:58,353 Brava! Brava, Mia! 508 00:36:58,357 --> 00:37:00,776 Bravissima! 509 00:37:20,754 --> 00:37:23,670 I think the restaurant's... here. 510 00:37:23,674 --> 00:37:26,673 - This is the spot. - Right here. 511 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:27,845 Ciao. 512 00:37:40,816 --> 00:37:43,106 - I can get that for you. - Thanks. 513 00:37:43,110 --> 00:37:45,112 Thank you. 514 00:37:57,166 --> 00:37:58,250 Oh, my God. 515 00:37:59,001 --> 00:38:00,002 What? 516 00:38:03,047 --> 00:38:04,548 Do you wanna leave? 517 00:38:05,382 --> 00:38:07,047 Should we go? 518 00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:10,387 Oh, there, let me do it. There we are. There it is. 519 00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:12,139 Okay, thank you. 520 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:16,014 Okay. 521 00:38:16,018 --> 00:38:18,266 I have to eat. You know, like I... 522 00:38:18,270 --> 00:38:20,002 - Yeah. - I don't know what she... Ugh. 523 00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:21,006 - Okay. - Yeah. 524 00:38:21,011 --> 00:38:22,229 Um, but we can just ignore it. 525 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:23,605 - Okay. - Yeah. 526 00:38:23,609 --> 00:38:25,106 - Cool. - Yeah. Maybe we could 527 00:38:25,110 --> 00:38:26,391 just get a glass of wine, just... 528 00:38:26,395 --> 00:38:27,400 Yeah, let's get a drink. 529 00:38:27,404 --> 00:38:28,777 - Yeah. - Okay. 530 00:38:36,163 --> 00:38:38,495 Why isn't she responding to me? It's not like my mom. 531 00:38:38,499 --> 00:38:41,206 Come on, babe. They're... they're fine, all right? 532 00:38:41,210 --> 00:38:44,492 Relax. Put your phone down. Drink your wine. 533 00:38:44,497 --> 00:38:46,591 You're right. Okay. They're fine. 534 00:38:48,717 --> 00:38:51,136 How about you guys? Do you wanna have kids? 535 00:38:53,347 --> 00:38:54,348 Uh... 536 00:38:55,349 --> 00:38:57,472 - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 537 00:38:57,476 --> 00:39:00,809 - We weren't sure for a while. - Yeah. We've debated it a lot. 538 00:39:00,813 --> 00:39:02,185 - Mm-hmm. - Oh. 539 00:39:02,189 --> 00:39:05,313 Yeah, you know, just bringing a kid into the world right now, 540 00:39:05,317 --> 00:39:06,610 everything going on... 541 00:39:10,072 --> 00:39:11,907 Never mind. 542 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:16,157 But we decided that we want to, so we've been trying. 543 00:39:16,161 --> 00:39:17,325 - Cool. - Not that hard. 544 00:39:17,329 --> 00:39:20,578 How long have you been trying? 545 00:39:20,582 --> 00:39:22,719 Oh, I don't know. Not that long. 546 00:39:22,724 --> 00:39:24,680 Problem is I'm more of a morning sex guy 547 00:39:24,685 --> 00:39:26,583 and Harper is not a morning person. 548 00:39:26,588 --> 00:39:28,336 - Hmm. - She's a night person. 549 00:39:28,340 --> 00:39:31,288 But by then with work and stuff, I'm always fried. So... 550 00:39:31,293 --> 00:39:33,493 - Yeah, makes sense. - Yeah. 551 00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:35,802 What? Is that not right? 552 00:39:35,806 --> 00:39:38,972 So what you're saying is, you don't have sex. 553 00:39:38,976 --> 00:39:41,141 No, we have s... We're good. We're... 554 00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:42,684 - Never have sex. - We... we have sex. 555 00:39:42,688 --> 00:39:44,394 - Oh. - No, the sex is amazing. 556 00:39:44,398 --> 00:39:45,687 - Oh. Gotcha. - Uh-huh. 557 00:39:45,691 --> 00:39:48,293 You know, just not gotten pregnant yet, is all. 558 00:39:49,528 --> 00:39:51,192 I think it's... 559 00:39:51,196 --> 00:39:53,570 hard to sync up sometimes, you know? 560 00:39:53,574 --> 00:39:55,030 Yeah. 561 00:39:55,034 --> 00:39:57,615 Especially with kids. I mean, it just gets worse. 562 00:39:57,619 --> 00:39:59,451 I love my kids but it's, you know, 563 00:39:59,455 --> 00:40:00,869 it's very stressful for me. 564 00:40:00,873 --> 00:40:02,329 Not for him, but for me. 565 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:05,373 What? You kidding me? The last one almost killed me. 566 00:40:05,377 --> 00:40:06,777 Cameron, it didn't almost kill you, 567 00:40:06,782 --> 00:40:07,793 it almost killed me. 568 00:40:07,797 --> 00:40:10,243 Well, it was a fucking nightmare. 569 00:40:10,248 --> 00:40:14,006 Yeah, it was. I had to have an emergency cesarean. 570 00:40:14,011 --> 00:40:16,441 They induced me and then suddenly 571 00:40:16,446 --> 00:40:18,510 they couldn't find the baby's heartbeat. So... 572 00:40:18,515 --> 00:40:21,723 I walk into the room and then... 573 00:40:21,727 --> 00:40:24,142 Daphne's guts are all over the table, you know? 574 00:40:24,146 --> 00:40:26,426 And... and they're looking for the baby, 575 00:40:26,431 --> 00:40:29,142 like Daphne looks for something in her fucking purse and... 576 00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:37,906 Her face. The... 577 00:40:37,910 --> 00:40:39,244 look on her face. 578 00:40:42,122 --> 00:40:43,870 It's in those moments you realize just how much 579 00:40:43,874 --> 00:40:45,626 you love somebody, you know? 580 00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:50,614 I love you. Sweet baby. 581 00:40:57,679 --> 00:41:00,053 - Anyway. - Yeah, anyway. 582 00:41:00,057 --> 00:41:02,111 - Change the subject. - Everything turned out great. 583 00:41:02,116 --> 00:41:03,680 Yeah. 584 00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:08,941 Your mistake was being sloppy. 585 00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:13,233 What are we talking about? 586 00:41:13,237 --> 00:41:14,696 That's what's unforgivable. 587 00:41:16,031 --> 00:41:18,033 A man does what he has to do. 588 00:41:19,576 --> 00:41:23,410 But you keep it tight. If you're sloppy, 589 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:27,209 it's like you're rubbing her face in it. Bad form. 590 00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:29,586 Thanks for the tip. 591 00:41:30,671 --> 00:41:31,709 You know, I don't think 592 00:41:31,713 --> 00:41:34,254 you were as discreet as you think you were 593 00:41:34,258 --> 00:41:36,131 regarding your own affairs. 594 00:41:36,135 --> 00:41:39,801 Affairs. They weren't affairs, they were nothing. 595 00:41:39,805 --> 00:41:42,095 They were peccadilloes. 596 00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:43,517 Peccadilloes? 597 00:41:47,312 --> 00:41:48,313 Fix it. 598 00:41:50,691 --> 00:41:51,855 I don't know if I can. 599 00:41:51,859 --> 00:41:56,064 Of course you can. Just get your act together. 600 00:42:10,919 --> 00:42:15,124 My dad, uh, has cheated on my mom a lot. 601 00:42:15,129 --> 00:42:17,963 - Mm-hmm. - And he just got caught again. 602 00:42:17,968 --> 00:42:19,841 Yikes for him. 603 00:42:19,845 --> 00:42:23,557 Yeah. But that's why my mom and sister aren't here. 604 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:25,918 They're really pissed. 605 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,045 Are you pissed? 606 00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:30,172 Um... 607 00:42:30,839 --> 00:42:31,865 yeah. 608 00:42:33,025 --> 00:42:35,260 But I'm the peacemaker, so... 609 00:42:35,777 --> 00:42:37,025 Oh. 610 00:42:37,029 --> 00:42:40,862 So you're like the nice one in the family. 611 00:42:40,866 --> 00:42:42,075 That's sweet. 612 00:42:43,577 --> 00:42:47,160 Are you like that in, um, relationships and stuff? 613 00:42:47,164 --> 00:42:50,455 Like, are you the "nice guy"? 614 00:42:50,459 --> 00:42:53,833 Yeah. I try to be. Um... 615 00:42:53,837 --> 00:42:56,085 Girls always complain that guys aren't nice, 616 00:42:56,089 --> 00:42:59,047 but then if they find a nice guy, 617 00:42:59,051 --> 00:43:00,636 they're not always interested. 618 00:43:01,595 --> 00:43:03,180 - Hmm. - But... 619 00:43:04,306 --> 00:43:06,554 I just don't wanna be like my dad. 620 00:43:06,558 --> 00:43:07,889 You know? 621 00:43:07,893 --> 00:43:11,855 I... I refuse to have a bad relationship with women. 622 00:43:13,065 --> 00:43:14,107 Yeah. 623 00:43:17,361 --> 00:43:20,617 I just wanna have fun. 624 00:43:20,622 --> 00:43:21,637 Hmm. 625 00:43:21,642 --> 00:43:23,403 Like, I just wanna... 626 00:43:23,408 --> 00:43:29,313 I don't know, feel, like, fulfilled and have an adventure, 627 00:43:29,318 --> 00:43:32,759 and, like, I'm sick of fucking TikTok 628 00:43:32,764 --> 00:43:37,417 and... and Bumble, and just... screens and apps 629 00:43:37,422 --> 00:43:39,243 and sitting there binging Netflix. 630 00:43:39,248 --> 00:43:42,515 And I just... I just wanna, like, live. 631 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,059 I just wanna live my life, so badly. 632 00:43:44,063 --> 00:43:46,061 I just feel like I just wanna meet someone who's like, 633 00:43:46,065 --> 00:43:48,076 you know, totally ignorant of... 634 00:43:49,227 --> 00:43:51,267 the discourse. You know? 635 00:43:51,272 --> 00:43:52,494 Right. Right. Like... 636 00:43:52,499 --> 00:43:54,747 like someone who lives in a cave. 637 00:43:54,752 --> 00:43:56,083 Like a caveman. 638 00:43:56,088 --> 00:43:59,087 Yeah, uh, yeah, I would date a caveman at this point. Yeah. 639 00:43:59,092 --> 00:44:01,882 I mean... I think you could aim higher. 640 00:44:01,887 --> 00:44:04,265 Honestly, I think you can do better than a caveman. 641 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,141 I think I just need to... 642 00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:09,964 I don't know, like, up my meds or something. 643 00:44:11,708 --> 00:44:13,771 Anyways, um, what about you? 644 00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:17,981 What kind of girl or person do you wanna, you know, 645 00:44:18,473 --> 00:44:21,434 be in a relationship with or see yourself with or... 646 00:44:21,818 --> 00:44:23,111 Um... 647 00:44:24,212 --> 00:44:28,417 I seem to be attracted to pretty... 648 00:44:30,768 --> 00:44:31,936 wounded birds. 649 00:44:43,247 --> 00:44:47,084 Got my pasta vongole with giant clams. 650 00:44:48,211 --> 00:44:51,172 And then a Vespa ride with you. 651 00:44:52,156 --> 00:44:54,450 You're wearing the shirt that I gave you. 652 00:44:55,702 --> 00:44:58,121 You made my Italian dream come true. 653 00:44:58,755 --> 00:45:00,419 Thank you very much. 654 00:45:00,424 --> 00:45:03,215 I feel like Monica Vitti. I really do. 655 00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:05,388 I wanted you to have a perfect day. 656 00:45:07,296 --> 00:45:08,798 Before I told you the news. 657 00:45:09,465 --> 00:45:11,505 What news? 658 00:45:11,509 --> 00:45:14,095 I have to fly to Denver tomorrow. 659 00:45:16,347 --> 00:45:18,762 What? 660 00:45:18,766 --> 00:45:22,099 It's just for like two, three days. 661 00:45:22,103 --> 00:45:24,017 We're only here for a week. Why? 662 00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:25,644 They're trying to slash our budget. 663 00:45:25,648 --> 00:45:28,397 I have to go out there and have a showdown 664 00:45:28,401 --> 00:45:31,024 with these fuckers, and it's just bad timing. 665 00:45:31,028 --> 00:45:33,902 Yeah. But, I mean, couldn't someone else do it? 666 00:45:33,906 --> 00:45:35,779 You're on vacation. 667 00:45:35,783 --> 00:45:38,490 Yeah. You insisted that we come to Sicily 668 00:45:38,494 --> 00:45:40,743 and have this romantic week. 669 00:45:40,747 --> 00:45:43,203 And then you... you freaked out 670 00:45:43,207 --> 00:45:45,038 when I showed up with Portia. 671 00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:47,264 But thank God, she's here, you know, 672 00:45:47,269 --> 00:45:50,042 because otherwise I'd be... I'd be entirely alone. 673 00:45:50,047 --> 00:45:52,755 Tanya, I didn't want this. 674 00:45:52,759 --> 00:45:54,454 Well, can't you just quit 675 00:45:54,459 --> 00:45:58,426 the Bureau of Land Management bullshit, whatever it is? 676 00:45:58,431 --> 00:46:00,755 I can't quit. I can't afford to quit. 677 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,213 You made me sign a prenup. What if we don't work out? 678 00:46:03,218 --> 00:46:05,017 If we don't work out, what am I supposed to do 679 00:46:05,021 --> 00:46:06,185 without a job? 680 00:46:06,189 --> 00:46:09,313 - We're gonna work out, Greg. - How do I know? 681 00:46:09,317 --> 00:46:12,539 You change your mind about everything constantly. 682 00:46:12,544 --> 00:46:15,359 You... you... You drop your friends. 683 00:46:15,364 --> 00:46:17,362 You fire people on a dime. 684 00:46:17,366 --> 00:46:18,415 I mean, you've been through... 685 00:46:18,419 --> 00:46:20,542 How many fucking assistants have you been through? 686 00:46:20,547 --> 00:46:22,340 You just discard people. 687 00:46:24,173 --> 00:46:27,121 - You hate me, don't you? - Shut up. I do not. 688 00:46:27,126 --> 00:46:28,400 - No, you do. - No, I don't. 689 00:46:28,404 --> 00:46:29,791 No, I think you do. 690 00:46:29,796 --> 00:46:32,961 You know what? I'm paying attention. 691 00:46:32,965 --> 00:46:34,797 - Stop. I get it. - I am paying attention. 692 00:46:34,801 --> 00:46:37,188 - I can tell you don't like me. - It's two days. 693 00:46:37,193 --> 00:46:40,183 Let's not just go into one of these big dramas again, okay? 694 00:46:40,188 --> 00:46:42,012 Fuck it, you're not coming back in two days. You know what? 695 00:46:42,016 --> 00:46:43,806 You're just... you're a full-of-shit man. 696 00:46:43,810 --> 00:46:46,156 You're very insincere. And I can just tell. 697 00:46:46,161 --> 00:46:48,976 You know what? You never look me in the eye, ever. 698 00:46:48,981 --> 00:46:52,397 Guess what? I'm telling you in your eye, 699 00:46:52,401 --> 00:46:54,399 you're a piece of shit. 700 00:46:54,403 --> 00:46:58,241 I hate you. 701 00:46:58,933 --> 00:47:01,807 Come on, Tanya. Tanya! 702 00:47:08,918 --> 00:47:12,338 It's always something with them. 703 00:47:39,448 --> 00:47:41,492 - Uh, this is my room. - Oh. 704 00:47:42,785 --> 00:47:45,909 Uh... Listen. 705 00:47:45,913 --> 00:47:49,079 Please don't repeat any of the shit that I told you 706 00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:51,039 about my boss and her husband and stuff, 707 00:47:51,043 --> 00:47:52,708 because I actually did sign an NDA 708 00:47:52,712 --> 00:47:54,918 and I'm kinda paranoid about it. 709 00:47:54,922 --> 00:47:56,712 Yeah, I'm gonna tell everyone I know. 710 00:47:56,716 --> 00:47:58,248 No, I'm just kidding. 711 00:47:58,252 --> 00:47:59,917 I... Yeah, of course, I would never do that. 712 00:47:59,921 --> 00:48:03,552 Yeah, it'd be ridiculous if she actually sued me, 713 00:48:03,556 --> 00:48:05,235 'cause all I have is my laptop 714 00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:07,555 and she has half a billion dollars. 715 00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,184 Her dad was this big, like, shipping magnate guy 716 00:48:11,188 --> 00:48:13,395 and owned like half of San Francisco. 717 00:48:13,399 --> 00:48:15,453 And... and I don't think he molested her, 718 00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:18,107 but he was definitely very pervy and inappropriate 719 00:48:18,112 --> 00:48:19,833 and then it was kind of sad. 720 00:48:19,838 --> 00:48:22,403 He actually ended up committing suicide and... 721 00:48:22,408 --> 00:48:25,490 and I'm not supposed to be telling you that either. 722 00:48:27,897 --> 00:48:29,061 Um... 723 00:48:29,066 --> 00:48:30,734 can I kiss you? 724 00:48:31,217 --> 00:48:32,802 Oh. Um... 725 00:48:34,637 --> 00:48:35,847 sure. 726 00:48:36,739 --> 00:48:37,986 - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. 727 00:48:37,991 --> 00:48:39,284 Okay. 728 00:48:45,806 --> 00:48:48,434 Um, I guess... 729 00:48:49,861 --> 00:48:51,154 let's hang out tomorrow. 730 00:48:52,739 --> 00:48:54,310 Okay. 731 00:48:54,315 --> 00:48:58,135 Um, good night. Yeah. I had fun. 732 00:48:58,928 --> 00:49:02,652 Fun. Great. Okay. 733 00:49:04,617 --> 00:49:06,077 Good night. 734 00:49:06,702 --> 00:49:07,745 Good night. 735 00:49:19,974 --> 00:49:21,017 I'm sorry. 736 00:49:22,843 --> 00:49:25,596 - For what? - For being a shrew. 737 00:49:26,981 --> 00:49:29,271 I feel like I'm ruining this trip for everybody. 738 00:49:29,276 --> 00:49:31,107 - No, you're not. - I just... 739 00:49:31,112 --> 00:49:32,335 I don't know what my problem is. 740 00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:35,267 I just feel like... 741 00:49:35,272 --> 00:49:37,562 I feel like we're LARPing as rich people. 742 00:49:37,566 --> 00:49:39,862 We're not LARPing. How... how are we LARPing? 743 00:49:39,867 --> 00:49:41,566 And I don't know, I guess, I just don't want him 744 00:49:41,570 --> 00:49:43,110 rubbing off on you. 745 00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:45,404 You know, and I don't like the way he alpha dogs you. 746 00:49:45,408 --> 00:49:47,572 He doesn't alpha dog me. 747 00:49:47,576 --> 00:49:49,199 I mean, he kind of used to, I guess, 748 00:49:49,203 --> 00:49:51,956 but... it's different now. 749 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,638 Oh, my God, is that why we're here? 750 00:49:56,643 --> 00:49:58,874 So you can rub your success in his face? 751 00:49:58,879 --> 00:50:00,544 No. 752 00:50:00,548 --> 00:50:02,796 So you can finally win the arm wrestling contest. 753 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,257 No. There is no contest. 754 00:50:05,261 --> 00:50:09,011 Well, whatever. From now on, I am going to be... 755 00:50:09,015 --> 00:50:11,496 so fun. Okay? 756 00:50:11,501 --> 00:50:13,837 - I promise. - Okay. 757 00:50:14,904 --> 00:50:15,947 I love you. 758 00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:19,228 I love you. 759 00:50:19,233 --> 00:50:23,181 Do you wanna suck on my tits or jerk off on my face 760 00:50:23,186 --> 00:50:25,860 or something? Fuck around? 761 00:50:25,865 --> 00:50:27,283 I'm kinda beat. 762 00:50:31,495 --> 00:50:32,580 Yeah, okay. 763 00:50:43,758 --> 00:50:45,422 Ugh. She sucks. 764 00:50:45,426 --> 00:50:49,092 Why would he marry her? 765 00:50:49,096 --> 00:50:51,595 - She's pretty. - Yeah, I guess. 766 00:50:51,599 --> 00:50:53,059 But she's such a pill. 767 00:50:55,352 --> 00:50:58,935 You know, I think some women cut off their husband's balls 768 00:50:58,939 --> 00:50:59,978 and then they wonder 769 00:50:59,982 --> 00:51:01,938 why they're not attracted to them anymore. 770 00:51:01,942 --> 00:51:05,654 Yeah. Don't you cut my balls off, baby. 771 00:51:05,659 --> 00:51:06,827 I won't. 772 00:51:09,517 --> 00:51:11,640 That's all I got, sugarplum. 773 00:51:11,644 --> 00:51:13,809 - But you know what? - What? 774 00:51:13,813 --> 00:51:16,186 - If I wanted to... - Uh-huh. 775 00:51:16,190 --> 00:51:17,479 I could. 776 00:51:50,099 --> 00:51:51,762 Buonasera! 777 00:51:51,767 --> 00:51:53,140 Hello. 778 00:51:53,144 --> 00:51:54,975 We had a great day. 779 00:51:54,979 --> 00:51:57,342 We drank by the pool, we had dinner, 780 00:51:57,347 --> 00:52:00,229 and I just wanted to thank you. 781 00:52:00,234 --> 00:52:01,982 You're very welcome. 782 00:52:01,986 --> 00:52:03,608 Um, but listen... 783 00:52:05,823 --> 00:52:08,530 I'm having like a guilty conscience 784 00:52:08,534 --> 00:52:10,147 kind of feeling, you know. 785 00:52:10,152 --> 00:52:14,357 I'm... I'm just not feeling great about this. Uh, you're lovely. 786 00:52:14,749 --> 00:52:16,079 You don't want me to come in? 787 00:52:16,083 --> 00:52:18,248 Oh, I really do. You have no idea. 788 00:52:18,252 --> 00:52:19,416 I have a problem 789 00:52:19,420 --> 00:52:22,018 with sexual addiction and compulsion. 790 00:52:22,023 --> 00:52:24,359 It's a... it's a real issue. And, uh... 791 00:52:25,509 --> 00:52:27,456 I... I really need to get a handle on it, 792 00:52:27,461 --> 00:52:30,489 like, quickly, if I'm gonna turn my situation around. 793 00:52:33,559 --> 00:52:35,348 You understand? 794 00:52:35,352 --> 00:52:39,557 I have my friend here, and she wants to thank you, too. 795 00:52:40,731 --> 00:52:42,520 - Ciao. - Hi. 796 00:52:42,525 --> 00:52:44,043 Thank you for my bikini. 797 00:52:45,362 --> 00:52:46,443 You're welcome. 798 00:52:46,447 --> 00:52:48,557 Sure you don't want us to come in? 799 00:52:49,841 --> 00:52:52,031 Jeez. 800 00:52:52,036 --> 00:52:53,950 You're making this very hard. 801 00:52:53,954 --> 00:52:55,118 Please. 802 00:52:55,122 --> 00:52:56,244 Oh, Lord. 803 00:52:56,248 --> 00:52:58,080 - Mm. - Um... 804 00:53:05,674 --> 00:53:06,801 Michele... 805 00:53:11,514 --> 00:53:13,140 Do you like vodka? 806 00:53:14,141 --> 00:53:15,472 Mia, get the vodka. 807 00:53:18,104 --> 00:53:19,313 Mm-hmm. 808 00:54:32,536 --> 00:54:33,704 Greg? 809 00:54:36,432 --> 00:54:37,516 Greg? 810 00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:04,944 Yeah, she's clueless as usual. 811 00:55:06,462 --> 00:55:08,923 I'll be home tomorrow, give you a call when I get in. 812 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,588 All right, yeah, I love you too. 813 00:55:13,093 --> 00:55:14,511 And I look forward to it. 814 00:56:18,411 --> 00:56:25,911 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -