1 00:00:00,180 --> 00:00:04,180 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:02:08,142 --> 00:02:09,184 Grazie. 3 00:02:11,270 --> 00:02:12,438 Ciao. 4 00:02:29,955 --> 00:02:31,373 - Grazie. - Prego. 5 00:02:33,667 --> 00:02:36,128 - Grazie, Walter. Buona giornata. - Ciao. 6 00:02:41,633 --> 00:02:43,177 - Prego. - Permesso. 7 00:02:46,889 --> 00:02:48,140 Scusi. 8 00:03:31,016 --> 00:03:33,310 - Hey. - Hey. How was it? 9 00:03:33,393 --> 00:03:36,647 Yeah, good. I got like... ... 20,000 steps. 10 00:03:36,730 --> 00:03:38,816 Yeah? Nice. 11 00:03:38,899 --> 00:03:40,484 I'm surprised you're awake. 12 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:43,153 Well, I know you always get horny 13 00:03:43,237 --> 00:03:45,447 after your run so I... Uh... 14 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:56,667 I'm gonna be so good today. And friendly... 15 00:03:57,042 --> 00:03:59,128 Why? 16 00:03:59,211 --> 00:04:00,963 Because you've been accusing me of being a bitch. 17 00:04:01,046 --> 00:04:02,464 - I never once said bitch. - Okay. 18 00:04:02,548 --> 00:04:05,008 Well, whatever, I'm not gonna be that. 19 00:04:05,092 --> 00:04:06,885 He's your bestie from college, 20 00:04:06,969 --> 00:04:08,303 and you want his approval for some reason... 21 00:04:08,387 --> 00:04:10,139 - I do not want his approval. - ... which is totally normal 22 00:04:10,222 --> 00:04:11,682 and fine and human, 23 00:04:11,765 --> 00:04:13,851 but I'm gonna be so fun. 24 00:04:13,934 --> 00:04:16,437 I'm gonna be the life of the party from now on. 25 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,523 Well, don't overdo it. They'll know it's fake. 26 00:04:19,606 --> 00:04:21,733 I love them. What? They're our good friends. 27 00:04:21,817 --> 00:04:23,152 Oh, my God. 28 00:04:23,235 --> 00:04:26,572 What? You don't think I can be lovely? 29 00:04:27,614 --> 00:04:29,533 Just watch. 30 00:04:54,641 --> 00:04:57,978 Okay, that's for you guys. Thank you. Thank you. 31 00:04:58,061 --> 00:04:59,146 I'm sorry to be so pushy. 32 00:04:59,229 --> 00:05:01,773 I just really need you guys to leave. 33 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:05,986 - Oh. Yeah. - Uh. See you. 34 00:05:06,069 --> 00:05:07,279 - Bye. - Bye. 35 00:05:07,362 --> 00:05:08,697 - See you later. - Yeah. 36 00:05:16,371 --> 00:05:17,372 Mm-hmm. 37 00:05:17,831 --> 00:05:19,208 Good morning. 38 00:05:19,291 --> 00:05:20,834 Morning. 39 00:05:26,089 --> 00:05:27,090 Mm-mm. 40 00:05:36,141 --> 00:05:39,228 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER Oh! There they are. 41 00:05:39,311 --> 00:05:40,437 Probably. Yeah. 42 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,939 Morning. 43 00:05:42,022 --> 00:05:43,022 Hi. 44 00:05:43,065 --> 00:05:44,691 - Good morning. - How'd you sleep? 45 00:05:44,775 --> 00:05:46,235 - Good. Yeah. - Great. 46 00:05:48,362 --> 00:05:49,780 Did you guys see the sky this morning? 47 00:05:49,863 --> 00:05:51,198 It was so gorgeous. 48 00:05:52,199 --> 00:05:54,701 - Yeah. - Yeah. It was. 49 00:05:57,037 --> 00:06:00,791 I love that top. So cute. 50 00:06:00,874 --> 00:06:03,085 Oh, thanks. You know, I've never seen you 51 00:06:03,168 --> 00:06:05,087 in a headband. It's so pretty. 52 00:06:05,170 --> 00:06:10,050 Oh. Thanks. It's... it's my new Italian style. 53 00:06:10,968 --> 00:06:12,135 I really like it. 54 00:06:13,262 --> 00:06:17,599 Let's get some food. I woke up starving. 55 00:06:17,683 --> 00:06:20,477 - Hmm. - God. Do you guys want anything? 56 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:21,812 - No, I'm... I'm good. - Yeah. 57 00:06:21,895 --> 00:06:23,730 - I'm good. Thank you. Yeah. - Okay. 58 00:06:23,814 --> 00:06:25,023 Babe, want to come to the buffet? 59 00:06:25,732 --> 00:06:26,900 Sure. Yeah. 60 00:06:39,454 --> 00:06:40,747 Do you mind if I... 61 00:06:41,498 --> 00:06:42,749 No. Please. 62 00:06:49,506 --> 00:06:51,091 That was fun last night. 63 00:06:51,925 --> 00:06:52,926 Yeah. 64 00:06:54,386 --> 00:06:58,640 Um, I did want to come in and keep hanging out. 65 00:06:58,724 --> 00:07:00,100 Just so you know. 66 00:07:01,935 --> 00:07:03,687 Then you should've come in. 67 00:07:03,770 --> 00:07:07,607 I just don't want to ever make anyone feel, 68 00:07:08,442 --> 00:07:10,527 you know, uncomfortable. 69 00:07:12,779 --> 00:07:15,532 I don't think that you're the type of guy 70 00:07:15,615 --> 00:07:18,076 that could ever make someone feel uncomfortable 71 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,494 in that way, you know? 72 00:07:22,205 --> 00:07:24,207 You could probably go a little bit 73 00:07:24,291 --> 00:07:26,335 in the other direction, actually. 74 00:07:26,418 --> 00:07:29,755 Like... more aggressive? 75 00:07:29,838 --> 00:07:32,341 I can't keep stuffing my face at these breakfasts. 76 00:07:32,424 --> 00:07:35,218 But they're free, you know? 77 00:07:35,302 --> 00:07:36,928 It's such a conundrum. 78 00:07:46,855 --> 00:07:49,524 Morning. How you doing? 79 00:07:53,070 --> 00:07:54,196 Who were the girls? 80 00:07:55,113 --> 00:07:56,114 What girls? 81 00:07:58,033 --> 00:08:00,327 The two girls I saw coming out of your room. 82 00:08:01,661 --> 00:08:03,330 Maybe the maids? 83 00:08:03,413 --> 00:08:06,666 They didn't look like maids. They looked like... 84 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:08,543 prostitutes. 85 00:08:10,629 --> 00:08:13,298 Oh, well, I don't know what you're talking about. 86 00:08:16,468 --> 00:08:18,762 Listen, whatever you do, 87 00:08:18,845 --> 00:08:21,264 please don't say anything about any of this to Albie. 88 00:08:21,348 --> 00:08:22,682 Okay? Dad, please? 89 00:08:22,766 --> 00:08:26,019 Look at those cannolis. 90 00:08:38,990 --> 00:08:40,992 I've gotta find another job. 91 00:08:46,998 --> 00:08:49,418 I'm just at a weird place, you know? 92 00:08:51,837 --> 00:08:54,047 I've been... 93 00:08:55,799 --> 00:08:59,761 I've been feeling so depressed at home, 94 00:08:59,845 --> 00:09:03,765 and I just thought I'd come here 95 00:09:03,849 --> 00:09:06,852 and feel something... 96 00:09:11,565 --> 00:09:12,941 Is everything boring? 97 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:15,110 Boring? 98 00:09:16,987 --> 00:09:18,155 No. 99 00:09:19,489 --> 00:09:21,491 I just feel like there must have been a time 100 00:09:21,575 --> 00:09:23,285 when the world had more. 101 00:09:24,619 --> 00:09:28,457 You know? Like... mystery or... or something, 102 00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:31,543 and now you come somewhere like this and it's beautiful 103 00:09:31,626 --> 00:09:33,295 and you take a picture, and then you realize 104 00:09:33,378 --> 00:09:35,297 that everybody's taken that exact same picture 105 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:36,756 from that exact same spot. 106 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,718 You just made some redundant content, for stupid Instagram. 107 00:09:39,718 --> 00:09:40,844 - Yeah. - And you can't even 108 00:09:40,927 --> 00:09:43,013 get lost anymore 'cause you can just find yourself 109 00:09:43,096 --> 00:09:44,181 on Google Maps. 110 00:09:49,478 --> 00:09:50,687 Throw away your phone. 111 00:09:52,272 --> 00:09:53,315 Yeah... 112 00:09:55,275 --> 00:09:56,985 Throw it in the ocean. 113 00:10:00,447 --> 00:10:04,534 God, it is so nice out today. What do you guys wanna do? 114 00:10:04,618 --> 00:10:08,830 Well, I've been bugging Cam to go to Noto. 115 00:10:08,914 --> 00:10:11,750 It's this beautiful baroque town like two hours from here. 116 00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:14,669 There's these amazing palazzos and artisanal shops. 117 00:10:14,753 --> 00:10:16,338 Mm! That sounds cool. 118 00:10:17,088 --> 00:10:18,340 See! 119 00:10:18,423 --> 00:10:19,800 Harper thinks it sounds cool. 120 00:10:20,675 --> 00:10:21,676 Honey, come on. 121 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,512 I already said I booked jet skis for me and E. 122 00:10:24,554 --> 00:10:25,639 Yeah, do it tomorrow. 123 00:10:26,348 --> 00:10:27,891 Babe, I wanna jet ski. 124 00:10:27,974 --> 00:10:29,851 And I don't know if we're gonna get this weather again. 125 00:10:29,935 --> 00:10:31,895 We can go to Noto any other day. 126 00:10:31,978 --> 00:10:35,690 Cam, it's the one thing I said I really wanted to do here. 127 00:10:35,774 --> 00:10:37,526 I wanna get Christmas presents! 128 00:10:37,609 --> 00:10:40,237 Jesus Christ! It's July, Daph. 129 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,488 Christmas shopping. 130 00:10:49,454 --> 00:10:50,705 You know what, that's actually fine. 131 00:10:50,789 --> 00:10:53,375 You guys should do your jet skiing. 132 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:55,001 I'm just gonna go to Noto by myself. 133 00:10:55,085 --> 00:10:56,503 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. 134 00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:58,380 Babe, it's fine. Honestly. 135 00:10:58,463 --> 00:11:00,840 Unless you want to come? 136 00:11:01,466 --> 00:11:02,509 Mm? 137 00:11:03,552 --> 00:11:04,553 Oh. 138 00:11:07,305 --> 00:11:08,890 I mean, you don't have to. 139 00:11:08,974 --> 00:11:10,475 You guys will have fun. 140 00:11:11,518 --> 00:11:14,437 Yeah, right? Harper, you should go. 141 00:11:18,525 --> 00:11:19,901 Oh, yeah. Sure. 142 00:11:19,985 --> 00:11:21,778 - Okay. - Yeah, I'd love to go. 143 00:11:21,861 --> 00:11:23,488 I mean, everybody says, "You gotta go to Noto." 144 00:11:23,572 --> 00:11:25,949 Oh, God, yeah. Gotta go to Noto. 145 00:11:26,032 --> 00:11:27,033 Great. 146 00:11:27,534 --> 00:11:29,035 Take pictures. 147 00:11:32,330 --> 00:11:36,668 - I made a plan for us today. - I planned a tour. 148 00:11:36,751 --> 00:11:38,753 You planned a tour? 149 00:11:38,837 --> 00:11:40,630 Well, I couldn't sleep last night. 150 00:11:40,714 --> 00:11:43,091 For some reason, there was a lot of noise 151 00:11:43,174 --> 00:11:45,594 coming through the walls. 152 00:11:45,677 --> 00:11:48,930 Anyway, they have a bunch of movies 153 00:11:49,014 --> 00:11:51,182 you can rent on the TV. 154 00:11:51,266 --> 00:11:56,187 One of them was The Godfather. You've seen it, right? 155 00:11:56,271 --> 00:11:58,565 - Some of it, I think. Yeah. - "Some of it?" 156 00:11:58,648 --> 00:12:01,693 Francis Ford Coppola made three of them. 157 00:12:01,776 --> 00:12:03,820 First two are classics, 158 00:12:03,903 --> 00:12:05,739 and they were shot right around here. 159 00:12:05,822 --> 00:12:08,491 So, I got us a car and driver and we're gonna do 160 00:12:08,575 --> 00:12:11,953 a tour of all the locations. You should come. 161 00:12:12,037 --> 00:12:14,623 Come on now, educate yourself. 162 00:12:14,706 --> 00:12:17,125 That's okay. I don't... 163 00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:18,918 Yeah, you gotta come. 164 00:12:20,337 --> 00:12:21,463 It's okay, I... I don't... 165 00:12:21,546 --> 00:12:23,298 No. You're coming. She's coming. 166 00:12:24,716 --> 00:12:26,301 I'm being more aggressive. 167 00:12:27,886 --> 00:12:28,887 Oh. 168 00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:32,515 But I feel like that if you really loved me... 169 00:12:32,599 --> 00:12:34,476 you wouldn't leave. 170 00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:35,685 I have to. 171 00:12:35,769 --> 00:12:37,854 Is it the prenup? Is that why you wanna... 172 00:12:37,937 --> 00:12:40,815 Is it 'cause I had the prenu... I could get rid of the prenup. 173 00:12:40,899 --> 00:12:44,361 We can talk about that when I get back. In two days. 174 00:12:44,444 --> 00:12:48,156 See? You always look annoyed with me. 175 00:12:48,239 --> 00:12:49,366 You look like that. 176 00:12:51,117 --> 00:12:55,497 Tanya... you've done a lot for me, okay? 177 00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:56,831 You found those doctors. 178 00:12:56,915 --> 00:13:00,126 I... I'm gonna live because of you. 179 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:02,170 But ever since you found out that you're gonna 180 00:13:02,253 --> 00:13:06,841 have a lot more years, I feel like you just realized 181 00:13:06,925 --> 00:13:10,261 that you were gonna be stuck living them with me. 182 00:13:10,345 --> 00:13:14,474 Couples don't always get along. 183 00:13:14,557 --> 00:13:18,561 You knew I wasn't great at this. I've been married four times. 184 00:13:19,229 --> 00:13:20,313 Four? 185 00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:26,069 Tanya? 186 00:13:26,945 --> 00:13:29,906 I thought it was only three. 187 00:13:29,989 --> 00:13:32,575 Tanya. Four, including you. 188 00:13:32,659 --> 00:13:34,619 I just love you. 189 00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:47,465 Tanya. Tanya, please. You're gonna wet your dress. 190 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,501 Grazie. 191 00:14:28,089 --> 00:14:29,466 - Grazie. - Grazie. 192 00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:30,675 Grazie, mila grazie. 193 00:14:30,759 --> 00:14:31,843 Chi prendi in giro? 194 00:14:34,179 --> 00:14:36,931 I'm gonna miss you. 195 00:14:37,015 --> 00:14:39,267 - God. Be mature. - All right. 196 00:14:39,350 --> 00:14:41,144 - You guys will have fun. - All right. 197 00:14:41,227 --> 00:14:43,188 I'm Daphne. Grazie for driving. 198 00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:45,815 Here you go, sweetheart. 199 00:14:45,899 --> 00:14:46,983 Thanks, babe. 200 00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:52,071 Thank you so much for coming with me. 201 00:14:52,155 --> 00:14:53,656 Yeah, of course. I'm excited. 202 00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:54,991 Me too. 203 00:14:56,493 --> 00:14:58,453 Bye, guys. Have fun! 204 00:14:58,536 --> 00:15:00,622 - Bye, babe. - Bye. 205 00:15:00,705 --> 00:15:02,081 Have the most fun ever. 206 00:15:02,165 --> 00:15:03,208 Ciao. 207 00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:05,084 So exciting. 208 00:15:05,168 --> 00:15:06,503 Yay! 209 00:15:10,131 --> 00:15:11,633 Dude, how awesome is this? 210 00:15:15,512 --> 00:15:17,347 - Ciao, ladies. - Hey. 211 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,749 This is where Michael Corleone was hiding out. 212 00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,961 Another mafia family was trying to kill him. 213 00:15:48,044 --> 00:15:50,171 And his wife blew up over there. 214 00:15:50,255 --> 00:15:53,925 The car was rigged with a bomb meant for Michael. 215 00:15:54,008 --> 00:15:56,594 But his wife is gonna drive for some reason. 216 00:15:56,678 --> 00:15:59,013 Michele? Michele, andiamo! 217 00:16:01,558 --> 00:16:03,768 Pacino realizes, he screams... 218 00:16:03,811 --> 00:16:04,811 No! 219 00:16:04,811 --> 00:16:07,188 "Apollonia!" 220 00:16:07,272 --> 00:16:10,108 It's too late. Car explodes, she blows up. 221 00:16:12,443 --> 00:16:13,695 It's a great scene. 222 00:16:14,821 --> 00:16:16,614 - She blows up? - Uh-huh. 223 00:16:16,698 --> 00:16:18,867 - Like, blows up? - Mm-hmm. 224 00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:21,536 It's a little tasteless maybe. 225 00:16:21,619 --> 00:16:23,830 Well, look, they're trying to make a buck. 226 00:16:23,913 --> 00:16:25,415 They own a house where they shot 227 00:16:25,498 --> 00:16:27,709 the best American movie ever made. 228 00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:29,085 No, it's not. 229 00:16:30,837 --> 00:16:33,673 No? Why not? I think so. 230 00:16:33,756 --> 00:16:37,760 Well, yeah, I mean, you would. 231 00:16:37,844 --> 00:16:40,054 All right, what's that supposed to mean? 232 00:16:40,138 --> 00:16:43,308 It's because you're nostalgic for the solid days 233 00:16:43,391 --> 00:16:44,893 of the patriarchy. 234 00:16:45,727 --> 00:16:47,312 They're undeniably great movies. 235 00:16:47,395 --> 00:16:50,356 Men love The Godfather because they feel emasculated 236 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,358 by modern society. 237 00:16:52,442 --> 00:16:55,904 It's a fantasy about a time when they could go out 238 00:16:55,987 --> 00:16:58,114 and solve all their problems with violence... 239 00:17:00,867 --> 00:17:02,660 and sleep with every woman... 240 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,330 and then come home to their wife 241 00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:06,664 who doesn't ask them any questions 242 00:17:06,748 --> 00:17:08,708 - and makes them pasta. - Hey, hey, hey. 243 00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:10,126 It's a normal male fantasy. 244 00:17:10,209 --> 00:17:14,672 No, movies like that socialize men into having that fantasy. 245 00:17:14,756 --> 00:17:17,592 Movies like that exist because men already 246 00:17:17,675 --> 00:17:20,053 do have that fantasy. We're hard-wired. 247 00:17:20,136 --> 00:17:21,721 Mm. Comes with the testosterone. 248 00:17:21,804 --> 00:17:25,099 No. Gender is a construct. It's created. 249 00:17:25,183 --> 00:17:27,227 You spent all that money on Stanford, 250 00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:28,895 he comes back brainwashed. 251 00:17:47,538 --> 00:17:48,581 Two days. 252 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,170 All right. 253 00:17:57,507 --> 00:18:00,093 Airport, go. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 254 00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:20,279 No, no. 255 00:18:26,577 --> 00:18:28,579 Buongiorno. How can I help you? 256 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,207 I... Uh... 257 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:35,211 are there any psychics in this town? 258 00:18:37,839 --> 00:18:39,298 Uh... 259 00:18:39,382 --> 00:18:41,843 Psychics? Sorry, I don't... I don't understand. 260 00:18:41,926 --> 00:18:45,888 Like, you know, old-school, you know, Gypsy, 261 00:18:45,972 --> 00:18:49,934 like, psychic fortune teller type of person? 262 00:18:50,018 --> 00:18:52,145 Oh. Oh, you mean... 263 00:18:52,228 --> 00:18:54,105 Oh. We have a tarocchi. 264 00:18:54,188 --> 00:18:59,027 Oh, yes. Um, a tarot card reader here in Taormina. Yes. 265 00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:00,903 Do you think they could make a house call? 266 00:19:00,987 --> 00:19:02,572 Because, like, I... You know, it really is... 267 00:19:02,655 --> 00:19:04,157 It's kind of an emergency. 268 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,242 Mm. Is everything all right? 269 00:19:06,325 --> 00:19:09,495 I'm gonna be in my room. 270 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:15,793 Rocco. 271 00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:26,387 Uh. Uh, this is my boss, so, I have to... get it. 272 00:19:26,471 --> 00:19:27,805 - Go on. - I'll be back. 273 00:19:30,308 --> 00:19:31,517 Hi? 274 00:19:31,601 --> 00:19:33,561 Hi. Where are you? 275 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,939 Um... ... I'm at lunch. 276 00:19:37,023 --> 00:19:40,276 Well, you need to come back to the room 'cause Greg is gone. 277 00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:43,404 Gone? What do you mean, he's gone? 278 00:19:43,488 --> 00:19:45,615 I need you. 279 00:19:45,698 --> 00:19:49,994 Okay. Um... Well, I'm... I'm not at the hotel currently, 280 00:19:50,078 --> 00:19:52,372 - so... - I told you to stay close by. 281 00:19:52,455 --> 00:19:54,248 Come back here! 282 00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:05,426 Uh, my boss needs me to go back, 283 00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:07,929 so, I have to go back to the hotel. Sorry. 284 00:20:08,012 --> 00:20:09,012 - Okay. - Oh. 285 00:20:09,055 --> 00:20:10,640 No. We'll take you back. 286 00:20:10,723 --> 00:20:13,351 No, it's, uh, fine. I'll just get a taxi 287 00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:15,353 - or figure it out... - Well, the driver can take her, 288 00:20:15,436 --> 00:20:16,813 - and come back and get us. - Yeah. 289 00:20:16,896 --> 00:20:19,649 Yeah. Yeah. Take the car. And, um, 290 00:20:19,732 --> 00:20:21,859 let's... let's meet up later. 291 00:20:22,902 --> 00:20:25,446 Okay. That's very kind of you. Thank you. 292 00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:28,449 And thanks again for an entertaining day. 293 00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:29,826 Uh... 294 00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:32,453 Yeah. Okay, have fun. Um... I can Venmo you 295 00:20:32,537 --> 00:20:33,562 - for just the... - No! 296 00:20:33,579 --> 00:20:35,832 - Come on. - Sorry, again. Bye. 297 00:20:35,915 --> 00:20:36,916 Bye. 298 00:20:40,336 --> 00:20:43,381 Great. Thanks, Dad. 299 00:20:45,258 --> 00:20:47,802 What? Her boss needed her. 300 00:20:47,885 --> 00:20:50,096 You think she just wanted to get away from us? 301 00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:51,639 Maybe. 302 00:20:51,722 --> 00:20:54,559 You do have a knack for repelling women. 303 00:20:57,228 --> 00:20:59,272 Do we embarrass you, Albie? 304 00:21:00,773 --> 00:21:02,024 No, it's just... 305 00:21:03,568 --> 00:21:04,694 I don't think... 306 00:21:04,777 --> 00:21:07,280 you realize how you sound sometimes. 307 00:21:08,447 --> 00:21:10,700 They used to respect the old. 308 00:21:10,783 --> 00:21:14,370 Now, we're just reminders of an offensive past 309 00:21:14,453 --> 00:21:15,955 everybody wants to forget. 310 00:21:57,955 --> 00:22:00,666 Hi! Thank you so much. 311 00:22:05,379 --> 00:22:07,632 Yeah, you have an amazing terrace, 312 00:22:07,715 --> 00:22:09,258 where you can have a glass of wine 313 00:22:09,342 --> 00:22:11,677 from our familiar vineyards. 314 00:22:11,761 --> 00:22:16,390 And here is our dining room, 315 00:22:16,474 --> 00:22:18,226 where you'll have your breakfast, 316 00:22:18,309 --> 00:22:20,102 and obviously please feel at home. 317 00:22:20,186 --> 00:22:22,688 - Oh. - And, uh, feel comfortable. 318 00:22:22,772 --> 00:22:24,690 And anything you need, we are here for you. 319 00:22:24,774 --> 00:22:26,150 - Thank you so much, Peppe. - Okay. 320 00:22:26,234 --> 00:22:29,111 - Ciao, Daphne. - Ciao. 321 00:22:29,195 --> 00:22:31,113 Oh, my God. 322 00:22:31,197 --> 00:22:32,740 Are you gonna tell me what's going on? 323 00:22:32,823 --> 00:22:33,950 So, I was reading about Noto 324 00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:36,035 - in Architectural Digest, right? - Mm-hmm. 325 00:22:36,035 --> 00:22:37,453 And there were pictures of this palazzo. 326 00:22:37,536 --> 00:22:38,621 So, I was like, "Maybe we can get a tour." 327 00:22:38,704 --> 00:22:40,581 So, I called them, and they told me... 328 00:22:40,665 --> 00:22:41,707 "You can rent the whole place 329 00:22:41,791 --> 00:22:44,210 out for the night." So, I did. 330 00:22:44,293 --> 00:22:45,419 We're staying the night? 331 00:22:45,503 --> 00:22:46,629 Don't you think we should? 332 00:22:46,712 --> 00:22:48,589 I mean, I was gonna wait and see if it was worth it, 333 00:22:48,673 --> 00:22:49,673 but now that we're here 334 00:22:49,674 --> 00:22:51,842 it's like we kinda have to, right? 335 00:22:51,926 --> 00:22:54,095 - I don't have any stuff. - Oh, don't worry about it. 336 00:22:54,178 --> 00:22:56,597 I packed extra everything. Toothpaste... Whatever you need. 337 00:22:56,681 --> 00:22:59,475 Oh, God, this is just beyond. 338 00:22:59,558 --> 00:23:02,603 I can't believe it. Come out here! 339 00:23:10,611 --> 00:23:11,821 I think that's a pool. 340 00:23:11,904 --> 00:23:13,864 And guess who brought an extra bathing suit? 341 00:23:14,949 --> 00:23:16,742 Don't you feel a little weird being here 342 00:23:16,826 --> 00:23:18,577 without the guys? 343 00:23:18,661 --> 00:23:21,289 No. They didn't want to come. And don't you think 344 00:23:21,372 --> 00:23:22,832 it's better to just do what you want, 345 00:23:22,915 --> 00:23:23,958 even if it's by yourself? 346 00:23:24,041 --> 00:23:26,961 I mean, Cameron does what he wants all the time. 347 00:23:27,044 --> 00:23:28,754 Why let them have all the fun? 348 00:23:29,964 --> 00:23:30,965 Hmm. 349 00:23:32,967 --> 00:23:34,302 Let's check out the bedrooms! 350 00:23:39,265 --> 00:23:41,183 - Cheers! - Cheers, buddy. 351 00:23:47,315 --> 00:23:50,359 I gotta say it, man. I'm so proud of you. 352 00:23:50,443 --> 00:23:52,236 I mean, you... 353 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,322 you fucking knocked it out of the park, man. 354 00:23:54,405 --> 00:23:56,866 - You did it. - Thank you. 355 00:23:57,616 --> 00:23:59,118 I'm not surprised. 356 00:23:59,201 --> 00:24:01,329 I always knew you were gonna do something great. 357 00:24:02,121 --> 00:24:03,205 Took a little while, but... 358 00:24:03,289 --> 00:24:07,335 Come on. You're 36. Give me a break. 359 00:24:07,418 --> 00:24:09,462 Well, you've been raking it in for years now. 360 00:24:11,255 --> 00:24:13,466 Just wish you'd given me a heads-up, you know? 361 00:24:15,051 --> 00:24:17,441 - What? - I have to hear from Gary Pizzinat 362 00:24:16,344 --> 00:24:20,806 that you sold your company for a shitload? And by then, you know, 363 00:24:20,890 --> 00:24:22,767 it was too late for me to do anything with it. 364 00:24:22,850 --> 00:24:25,436 Oh, you mean, like... Dude, I couldn't say anything. 365 00:24:25,519 --> 00:24:27,063 You could have hinted. 366 00:24:27,146 --> 00:24:28,397 It's also illegal. 367 00:24:28,481 --> 00:24:32,985 A little birdie in the ear. That's it. Information, dude. 368 00:24:33,069 --> 00:24:37,031 I mean, come on, guys like me, that's... that's all we got. 369 00:24:39,492 --> 00:24:41,077 - I'm sorry. I wasn't... - It's okay. 370 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,703 - You know, I just... - Don't worry about it. 371 00:24:42,787 --> 00:24:43,871 Next time. 372 00:24:47,792 --> 00:24:50,503 But you need to invest some of that with us. Okay? 373 00:24:50,586 --> 00:24:51,796 I don't know if you've heard, 374 00:24:51,879 --> 00:24:53,547 but I make people money, bro. 375 00:24:55,383 --> 00:24:56,467 I know you do. 376 00:24:56,550 --> 00:24:59,553 Well, then let me do what I do for you. 377 00:24:59,637 --> 00:25:01,347 I... I would... I would love that, E. 378 00:25:01,430 --> 00:25:03,265 I would love to help you and Harper. 379 00:25:03,349 --> 00:25:04,683 Please, let me. 380 00:25:04,767 --> 00:25:06,852 Look, just come in to the office. All right? 381 00:25:06,936 --> 00:25:08,104 When we get back, you meet the guys, 382 00:25:08,187 --> 00:25:10,689 and then you just hang out. That's it. No pressure. 383 00:25:12,441 --> 00:25:14,110 All right. Sounds good. 384 00:25:14,193 --> 00:25:16,278 - Sounds good? - Yeah. 385 00:25:16,362 --> 00:25:20,199 I am so stoked for you, E. 386 00:25:20,282 --> 00:25:23,077 I'm so happy. 387 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,914 Thanks, Cam. Thank you. I appreciate it. 388 00:25:26,997 --> 00:25:30,251 Cheers, baby. Mm. 389 00:25:30,334 --> 00:25:31,710 Hey, buddy, two more. 390 00:25:50,312 --> 00:25:51,397 Wow. 391 00:25:54,150 --> 00:25:56,026 Oh, she's the real deal. 392 00:25:57,153 --> 00:25:58,487 Hmm. 393 00:25:58,571 --> 00:26:03,200 A real, authentic, old-world gypsy. 394 00:26:05,286 --> 00:26:06,954 That's what I asked for. 395 00:26:07,037 --> 00:26:09,623 I don't think you're supposed to use that word. 396 00:26:09,707 --> 00:26:13,169 What? All right. She's, uh... 397 00:26:13,252 --> 00:26:16,589 She's a real old-school... Gypsy. 398 00:26:21,051 --> 00:26:23,137 Ma'am? 399 00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:28,267 Yes, would you like some water or some soda? 400 00:26:28,350 --> 00:26:31,020 I could make you and I a highball. 401 00:26:33,898 --> 00:26:34,899 All right. 402 00:26:42,448 --> 00:26:44,742 Guys in Italy wear their pants so tight. 403 00:26:44,825 --> 00:26:46,035 Yeah, 'cause they want to show off 404 00:26:46,118 --> 00:26:47,620 their dicks. 405 00:26:57,254 --> 00:26:58,756 Why didn't you just tell me 406 00:26:58,839 --> 00:27:00,466 we were really gonna spend the night? 407 00:27:00,549 --> 00:27:03,385 I really want Cam to think that we just had so much fun 408 00:27:03,469 --> 00:27:05,513 that we just wanted to stay. 409 00:27:05,596 --> 00:27:08,390 He has really intense FOMO and also abandonment issues. 410 00:27:08,474 --> 00:27:10,518 So, it's just gonna be really funny to tell him 411 00:27:10,601 --> 00:27:13,729 we're living it up at some sick palazzo. 412 00:27:16,315 --> 00:27:18,442 So, you're like playing games with him? 413 00:27:19,818 --> 00:27:22,780 We both do it. It's like hide and seek. 414 00:27:24,156 --> 00:27:25,658 Keeps things interesting. 415 00:27:27,576 --> 00:27:28,744 Yeah, well Ethan and I, 416 00:27:28,827 --> 00:27:30,371 we... we don't really do that. 417 00:27:31,539 --> 00:27:33,123 So, I'm... I'm probably gonna have to call him 418 00:27:33,207 --> 00:27:34,708 and tell him we're gonna stay here. 419 00:27:34,792 --> 00:27:36,502 Can I call Cam first, please? 420 00:27:37,461 --> 00:27:39,380 - Okay. Sure. - Okay. 421 00:27:43,968 --> 00:27:46,971 Hey, babe! How's Noto? 422 00:27:47,054 --> 00:27:48,389 Amazing. 423 00:27:48,472 --> 00:27:51,058 I think that we're probably gonna spend the night. 424 00:27:52,226 --> 00:27:53,727 - What? - Yeah. 425 00:27:53,811 --> 00:27:56,397 This incredible palazzo I found, so, I booked it. 426 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,982 - Wha... - But we'll be back tomorrow. 427 00:27:58,065 --> 00:27:59,483 W... You're coming back tomorrow? 428 00:27:59,567 --> 00:28:01,569 - Yeah, but have fun, okay? - What? 429 00:28:01,652 --> 00:28:03,362 Listen, I think I have to go 'cause Harper's 430 00:28:03,445 --> 00:28:04,613 waiting for me in the pool. 431 00:28:04,697 --> 00:28:06,115 No, uh, honey, w... what pool? What are you talk... 432 00:28:06,198 --> 00:28:07,324 The pool in our palazzo. 433 00:28:07,408 --> 00:28:09,994 - Oh, you would die. - I'll send you pics. 434 00:28:10,077 --> 00:28:12,079 - Love you, honey. Bye! - Uh... 435 00:28:12,162 --> 00:28:14,081 Oh. 436 00:28:14,164 --> 00:28:16,917 They're staying the night in Noto. She booked a palazzo. 437 00:28:17,835 --> 00:28:19,253 - She did? - Yeah. 438 00:28:19,336 --> 00:28:21,130 That's kind of weird. 439 00:28:21,213 --> 00:28:23,924 She always pulls this shit, man. 440 00:28:24,008 --> 00:28:27,678 Fucking punishing me. 441 00:28:27,761 --> 00:28:29,471 But you know what that means? 442 00:28:29,555 --> 00:28:32,808 You and me, we're gonna fucking party! 443 00:28:34,226 --> 00:28:35,352 Let's go jet skiing. 444 00:28:36,061 --> 00:28:38,063 All right. Okay. I'm coming. 445 00:28:55,331 --> 00:28:57,833 Okay. Well... now what? 446 00:28:57,916 --> 00:29:01,462 You ask a question and then the cards will answer. 447 00:29:01,545 --> 00:29:06,258 Oh. Okay. Um... I wanna know, 448 00:29:06,342 --> 00:29:10,429 uh, my husband, you know, Greg... 449 00:29:10,512 --> 00:29:11,639 Something is just... 450 00:29:14,099 --> 00:29:18,020 Uh, do... C... could you just leave the room 451 00:29:18,103 --> 00:29:19,355 for a second? 452 00:29:19,438 --> 00:29:20,856 You know, hang out in the bathroom 453 00:29:20,939 --> 00:29:22,524 for a little while. 454 00:29:23,442 --> 00:29:24,985 No problem. Yeah. 455 00:29:27,988 --> 00:29:29,031 Um... 456 00:29:33,911 --> 00:29:37,706 Oh. Yeah. I want, um... Is... 457 00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:42,002 I want to know if we're gonna make it. 458 00:29:42,086 --> 00:29:46,090 I mean, I just want to know if our marriage is gonna last. 459 00:30:15,744 --> 00:30:20,749 The cards say your husband is in love with someone else. 460 00:30:22,626 --> 00:30:25,713 This card means deceit. He is being deceitful. 461 00:30:25,796 --> 00:30:27,548 And this card is beauty. 462 00:30:27,631 --> 00:30:30,008 There's someone beautiful in his life. 463 00:30:30,092 --> 00:30:32,052 Uh, couldn't that be me? 464 00:30:32,469 --> 00:30:33,595 Not you. 465 00:30:33,679 --> 00:30:35,681 Not me? 466 00:30:35,764 --> 00:30:37,516 For sure, not you. 467 00:30:48,110 --> 00:30:49,403 Uh, yeah. 468 00:30:49,486 --> 00:30:51,447 This is very negative. 469 00:30:53,532 --> 00:30:55,617 I can't believe I paid for this. 'Cause this is just really... 470 00:30:57,828 --> 00:31:00,122 You are so negative! 471 00:31:02,332 --> 00:31:03,500 It's not supposed to be like this. 472 00:31:03,584 --> 00:31:06,128 You're supposed to... This is supposed to build me up. 473 00:31:06,211 --> 00:31:09,089 Take your crappy things and your horrible cards... 474 00:31:10,382 --> 00:31:11,592 and your shitty little ashtray. 475 00:31:11,675 --> 00:31:14,094 No, I didn't want this. This is creepy. 476 00:31:14,178 --> 00:31:15,804 No, it's... 477 00:31:15,888 --> 00:31:18,307 No. You gotta go. Get out! 478 00:31:20,350 --> 00:31:21,350 Yeah, well, whatever... 479 00:31:21,393 --> 00:31:22,478 You're a con artist is what you are. 480 00:31:31,153 --> 00:31:32,404 That wasn't good. 481 00:31:33,906 --> 00:31:35,073 Negative. 482 00:31:37,701 --> 00:31:40,746 Okay, guys, we'll meet up around 7:30 downstairs? 483 00:31:40,829 --> 00:31:41,829 Yeah, that sounds good. 484 00:31:41,830 --> 00:31:43,040 But somebody give me a wakeup call. 485 00:31:43,123 --> 00:31:45,959 - I'm gonna take a nap. - Okay. I'll come grab you, Nono. 486 00:31:46,376 --> 00:31:47,419 Hey, Albie. 487 00:31:49,046 --> 00:31:50,047 Yeah? 488 00:31:53,217 --> 00:31:54,384 Hey, um... 489 00:31:55,844 --> 00:32:00,891 I feel like you have this wrong, distorted impression of me. 490 00:32:00,974 --> 00:32:04,895 I have always supported women. I have always promoted women. 491 00:32:04,978 --> 00:32:06,188 I'm a feminist. 492 00:32:06,271 --> 00:32:09,191 I mean, I didn't marry some subservient wife. 493 00:32:09,274 --> 00:32:11,151 Your mother is a brilliant, amazing woman. 494 00:32:14,071 --> 00:32:17,115 - Did you talk to her? - We didn't talk about you, Dad. 495 00:32:17,199 --> 00:32:20,452 No, I don't want to get you in the middle. Um... 496 00:32:20,536 --> 00:32:22,120 You don't have to say anything to her. 497 00:32:22,204 --> 00:32:24,039 But if you did say something... 498 00:32:24,122 --> 00:32:26,083 I'm hoping you'd tell her 499 00:32:26,166 --> 00:32:28,252 that I'm really, really, really missing her 500 00:32:28,335 --> 00:32:31,004 and Cara, and... and that I feel... 501 00:32:32,506 --> 00:32:33,674 I feel really awful. 502 00:32:35,884 --> 00:32:37,135 She listens to you. 503 00:32:38,762 --> 00:32:40,556 Nothing is gonna fix this. 504 00:32:42,266 --> 00:32:43,267 No? 505 00:32:45,477 --> 00:32:47,479 You have to change, Dad. 506 00:32:48,689 --> 00:32:51,066 You have to stop doing 507 00:32:51,149 --> 00:32:55,571 what you're doing and actually change. 508 00:32:55,654 --> 00:32:59,992 I know that. And I have changed. And I am changing. 509 00:33:04,454 --> 00:33:05,998 I can change. 510 00:33:07,249 --> 00:33:08,375 - Oh, yeah? - Yes. 511 00:33:08,458 --> 00:33:11,211 I can be the man she wants me to be, again. 512 00:33:15,966 --> 00:33:18,427 I'll see you at dinner. 513 00:33:19,386 --> 00:33:20,554 See you. 514 00:33:31,523 --> 00:33:32,816 Did she leave? 515 00:33:33,859 --> 00:33:37,779 Tanya? What happened? I thought I was... 516 00:33:37,863 --> 00:33:39,865 I thought I was gonna get a reading. 517 00:33:39,948 --> 00:33:41,783 No. You don't want her. 518 00:33:42,951 --> 00:33:46,121 She was very negative. 519 00:33:47,164 --> 00:33:48,332 Oh. 520 00:33:49,374 --> 00:33:50,876 I'm sorry to hear that. 521 00:33:52,044 --> 00:33:54,171 I think I'm gonna take a nap. 522 00:33:55,672 --> 00:33:56,757 Okay. 523 00:33:59,843 --> 00:34:00,928 Bye. 524 00:34:02,095 --> 00:34:05,307 No, you can't go. You can't go. You just... 525 00:34:06,725 --> 00:34:09,478 Please just sit on the couch. I just... 526 00:34:11,563 --> 00:34:13,732 I did get the new Vanity Fair. 527 00:34:21,490 --> 00:34:22,574 You can read it. 528 00:34:35,420 --> 00:34:38,966 Hey, hey. Psp. Psp. 529 00:34:59,319 --> 00:35:02,197 - Vey! Marry me! - Oh! No, grazie! 530 00:35:03,824 --> 00:35:06,034 Um... oh, there's a machine. I'm gonna get cash out, 531 00:35:06,118 --> 00:35:07,202 I'll be right back. 532 00:35:52,789 --> 00:35:54,916 Come on, there's a couple more stores I wanna hit. 533 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,879 Lots of horny dudes in Noto. 534 00:36:11,850 --> 00:36:13,393 What are these? 535 00:36:13,477 --> 00:36:16,354 The man, this table, bought these for you. 536 00:36:16,438 --> 00:36:18,065 Oh! 537 00:36:19,357 --> 00:36:20,400 That's sweet. 538 00:36:23,862 --> 00:36:26,698 I'm gonna have an edible. Do you want an edible? 539 00:36:30,702 --> 00:36:35,290 Try having two kids under four. They help me relax. Have one. 540 00:36:35,373 --> 00:36:38,919 Okay, I just have be careful. 541 00:36:39,002 --> 00:36:40,879 The last time I did edibles, I took way too many 542 00:36:40,962 --> 00:36:43,048 and I ended up on the floor in the fetal position. 543 00:36:44,257 --> 00:36:46,009 I kept saying, 544 00:36:46,093 --> 00:36:48,053 - "I am a woman." - What? 545 00:36:48,512 --> 00:36:50,263 Why? 546 00:36:50,347 --> 00:36:52,057 I don't know. I think I was just... 547 00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:54,184 tripping out on being a woman. 548 00:36:56,478 --> 00:36:58,021 Don't you like being a woman? 549 00:37:01,066 --> 00:37:04,027 I'm fine with it, usually. 550 00:37:04,111 --> 00:37:06,154 Mm. I do. 551 00:37:06,238 --> 00:37:09,366 I'd hate to be a man, honestly. 552 00:37:09,449 --> 00:37:12,119 It'd just be so lonely. I mean, they're so competitive. 553 00:37:12,202 --> 00:37:14,955 It's like, can they even be friends with each other? 554 00:37:16,456 --> 00:37:19,209 Cameron and I went on a safari 555 00:37:19,292 --> 00:37:20,752 and, um, on safari, you see 556 00:37:20,836 --> 00:37:22,629 all these pods of elephants and they're all, like, 557 00:37:22,712 --> 00:37:24,089 bathing in the river and playing 558 00:37:24,172 --> 00:37:25,715 with each other and it's so sweet. 559 00:37:25,799 --> 00:37:27,968 But it's just the moms and the babies. 560 00:37:28,051 --> 00:37:29,469 Because when the boy elephants get too big, 561 00:37:29,553 --> 00:37:31,555 they kick them out of the pod. 562 00:37:31,638 --> 00:37:34,307 And then the bull elephant has to, like, 563 00:37:34,391 --> 00:37:36,226 wander through the jungle by himself 564 00:37:36,309 --> 00:37:37,477 for the rest of his life. 565 00:37:40,272 --> 00:37:41,773 I feel sorry for men, you know. 566 00:37:41,857 --> 00:37:43,942 It's like... they think they're out there 567 00:37:44,025 --> 00:37:45,068 doing something really important. 568 00:37:45,152 --> 00:37:47,154 but really they're just wandering alone. 569 00:37:57,539 --> 00:37:58,540 Whoo! 570 00:39:28,838 --> 00:39:29,923 Grazie. 571 00:39:34,344 --> 00:39:37,097 - Hello. - Hello. 572 00:39:37,180 --> 00:39:39,266 - Buonasera! - Buonasera. 573 00:39:39,349 --> 00:39:42,143 Um, listen, uh, I just wanted to tell you 574 00:39:42,227 --> 00:39:44,813 that I don't think I can meet up tonight. 575 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,274 - Why? - Um, 576 00:39:47,357 --> 00:39:48,900 I'm afraid my son's gonna catch on, 577 00:39:48,984 --> 00:39:50,527 but, really, I... I need to change. 578 00:39:50,610 --> 00:39:52,404 I really have to change, so, 579 00:39:52,487 --> 00:39:54,656 I don't think I'm going to be able to meet up 580 00:39:54,739 --> 00:39:57,158 at all this week. I'm sorry. 581 00:39:57,242 --> 00:39:59,244 I'm sorry too because I thought 582 00:39:59,327 --> 00:40:00,954 we were spending the week together. 583 00:40:01,037 --> 00:40:04,249 I know. But I... I can't. 584 00:40:04,332 --> 00:40:06,334 And I'm really sorry. 585 00:40:06,418 --> 00:40:08,336 My son's on his way down, so, I gotta go. 586 00:40:08,420 --> 00:40:12,299 But listen, I really, really loved meeting you. 587 00:40:12,382 --> 00:40:13,466 - You're a wonderful... - Me, too. 588 00:40:13,550 --> 00:40:15,844 beautiful woman, and it was really fun. 589 00:40:17,053 --> 00:40:19,931 And this is for the ladies, please. 590 00:40:20,932 --> 00:40:23,727 - Thank you. - Thank you too. Thank you. 591 00:40:25,353 --> 00:40:29,149 My two favorite people in the world! 592 00:40:30,775 --> 00:40:31,860 Thought we'd lost you. 593 00:40:31,943 --> 00:40:33,653 I had to handle something with the concierge. 594 00:40:33,737 --> 00:40:35,363 - Uh-huh. - You hungry? 595 00:40:35,447 --> 00:40:36,531 I'm starving. 596 00:40:45,373 --> 00:40:46,374 Gentleman. 597 00:40:55,717 --> 00:40:57,010 Okay. 598 00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:07,020 Grazie. 599 00:41:23,119 --> 00:41:25,538 Vabbè... Grazie, Isabella. 600 00:41:28,458 --> 00:41:30,585 Um... 601 00:41:35,632 --> 00:41:36,633 Grazie. 602 00:41:37,717 --> 00:41:38,717 Prego. 603 00:42:00,323 --> 00:42:01,699 Mia! 604 00:42:20,927 --> 00:42:21,970 Buonasera. 605 00:42:31,312 --> 00:42:32,730 Now, that you're a big shot, people must be 606 00:42:32,814 --> 00:42:34,899 slipping into your DMs left and right. 607 00:42:34,983 --> 00:42:36,443 No. 608 00:42:36,526 --> 00:42:37,861 What good would it do me if they were? 609 00:42:37,944 --> 00:42:39,654 I mean, I'm married. 610 00:42:41,573 --> 00:42:43,783 Dude, everyone cheats, E. 611 00:42:44,242 --> 00:42:45,326 No, they don't. 612 00:42:46,327 --> 00:42:47,537 Come on! 613 00:42:49,914 --> 00:42:50,957 - They do? - Yeah! 614 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,333 Of course, they fucking do. 615 00:42:52,417 --> 00:42:55,920 It's a crime of opportunity. Jesus! If they can. 616 00:42:58,631 --> 00:43:00,133 So, how's your sex life? 617 00:43:02,135 --> 00:43:03,136 Um... 618 00:43:04,596 --> 00:43:05,722 Sounds great. 619 00:43:06,973 --> 00:43:09,642 I don't know. Uh... It's hard, I guess, 620 00:43:09,726 --> 00:43:11,186 when you know everything about each other 621 00:43:11,269 --> 00:43:14,022 and you've seen each other on the toilet and, you know... 622 00:43:14,105 --> 00:43:18,193 There you go, man. See? We've only got one life. 623 00:43:18,276 --> 00:43:19,861 But Harper and I are... 624 00:43:21,446 --> 00:43:23,239 - Codependent? - No. 625 00:43:24,616 --> 00:43:27,118 I don't lie to my wife. 626 00:43:28,703 --> 00:43:29,787 Really? 627 00:43:29,871 --> 00:43:32,290 Oh, man. Fuck, I didn't know that. 628 00:43:32,373 --> 00:43:36,044 That is so sweet! 629 00:43:46,221 --> 00:43:49,265 After this, I am going swimming. 630 00:43:59,275 --> 00:44:01,027 You already met a guy here? 631 00:44:02,946 --> 00:44:06,783 Kinda. Yeah, I did, he's really smart 632 00:44:06,866 --> 00:44:08,701 and everything, he went to Stanford. 633 00:44:08,785 --> 00:44:10,995 You know, one of those guys. 634 00:44:11,079 --> 00:44:13,915 - He's really nice. - Like... 635 00:44:13,998 --> 00:44:16,042 maybe a little too nice, you know? 636 00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:19,712 I wish he just, like, got my heart rate up 637 00:44:19,796 --> 00:44:22,090 a little bit more or something. 638 00:44:24,259 --> 00:44:25,260 Portia. 639 00:44:26,636 --> 00:44:32,392 Don't spend your life chasing emotionally unavailable men. 640 00:44:33,685 --> 00:44:35,979 Or you'll spend your whole life 641 00:44:36,062 --> 00:44:38,565 just banging your head against a wall. 642 00:44:47,156 --> 00:44:49,033 Is there something wrong with the front of me? 643 00:44:49,117 --> 00:44:50,660 These guys are staring. 644 00:44:56,833 --> 00:44:58,918 I think they're just smiling at you. 645 00:45:07,385 --> 00:45:09,887 But you've been brainwashed into thinking that, man. 646 00:45:09,971 --> 00:45:11,180 It's very bourgeois. 647 00:45:13,057 --> 00:45:14,767 Dude, monogamy was an idea... 648 00:45:14,851 --> 00:45:16,644 created by the elite 649 00:45:16,728 --> 00:45:18,688 to control the middle class. 650 00:45:18,771 --> 00:45:21,274 Meanwhile, all the priests were fucking the altar boys 651 00:45:21,357 --> 00:45:23,401 and the aristocrats were fucking everything that moves. 652 00:45:23,484 --> 00:45:24,986 Same now as it ever was. 653 00:45:27,405 --> 00:45:29,449 And the most ambitious guys? 654 00:45:29,532 --> 00:45:30,825 They're always the horniest. 655 00:45:30,908 --> 00:45:33,953 Like you and me, baby. 656 00:45:34,996 --> 00:45:38,291 And of course, women are attracted to that. 657 00:45:38,374 --> 00:45:39,792 But then, if you don't make 658 00:45:39,876 --> 00:45:42,670 their dreams come true, they make you suffer. 659 00:45:44,172 --> 00:45:46,299 That's why it's safer to stick with whores. 660 00:45:50,053 --> 00:45:51,304 Excuse me. 661 00:46:15,328 --> 00:46:16,371 No. 662 00:46:51,698 --> 00:46:52,740 Hmm? 663 00:47:06,295 --> 00:47:07,338 Mia, Mia! 664 00:47:15,304 --> 00:47:17,306 - What are you doing? - It's okay. 665 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,443 Buonasera! 666 00:47:29,527 --> 00:47:31,112 Those were the two girls... 667 00:47:33,281 --> 00:47:36,033 - Ciao! Ragazze! - Hi! Buonasera. 668 00:47:36,117 --> 00:47:37,744 - Lovely to meet you. - Ciao. How are you? 669 00:47:37,827 --> 00:47:39,078 You know, the girls. 670 00:47:39,162 --> 00:47:40,580 How are you guys. How you guys doing? 671 00:47:40,663 --> 00:47:41,663 Um, fine. 672 00:47:41,664 --> 00:47:43,040 - Yeah? - Yeah. 673 00:47:44,751 --> 00:47:46,753 I'm Cameron, this is my buddy Ethan. 674 00:47:46,836 --> 00:47:49,088 - Hi, hi, hello. - Hi, Cameron. 675 00:47:49,172 --> 00:47:50,757 - I am Lucia. - Lucia. 676 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,300 - Yes, and... - Lucia. 677 00:47:52,383 --> 00:47:54,302 - Yes, and she is Mia. - Mia. 678 00:47:54,385 --> 00:47:55,428 - Mia. - Hi, Mia. 679 00:47:55,511 --> 00:47:57,597 Are you guys from here? Are you on vacation, what? 680 00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,183 - Um, we're from Sicily. - From Sicily? 681 00:48:00,266 --> 00:48:03,269 - Mm-hmm. - Just two gals hanging out in a hotel bar, huh? 682 00:48:03,352 --> 00:48:06,314 - Yeah. - You guys having fun? 683 00:48:07,398 --> 00:48:09,776 You guys, uh, you guys party? 684 00:48:11,736 --> 00:48:13,488 Yes, yes! 685 00:48:13,571 --> 00:48:16,574 You got any, uh... party favors? 686 00:48:17,617 --> 00:48:20,369 I have pills. 687 00:48:21,788 --> 00:48:22,789 You... 688 00:48:23,998 --> 00:48:27,710 I have Viagra. 689 00:48:27,794 --> 00:48:29,378 We don't need Viagra. 690 00:48:29,462 --> 00:48:32,131 No? Also, maybe Molly. 691 00:48:32,215 --> 00:48:33,508 Oh, my God. 692 00:48:33,591 --> 00:48:34,759 Are you kidding me? 693 00:48:34,842 --> 00:48:36,469 Are you an angel sent from heaven? 694 00:48:36,552 --> 00:48:38,930 No, but these are expensive, guys. 695 00:48:39,013 --> 00:48:41,265 You will have to pay for it. 696 00:48:41,349 --> 00:48:44,227 I got money, baby. That's one thing I do got. 697 00:48:45,311 --> 00:48:47,688 - Let's fun! - Let's fun! 698 00:49:05,164 --> 00:49:07,041 This is the only snack I could find. 699 00:49:07,124 --> 00:49:09,293 Want some? 700 00:49:10,753 --> 00:49:12,296 You still high or what? 701 00:49:12,380 --> 00:49:14,298 Hi. 702 00:49:22,974 --> 00:49:24,058 So... 703 00:49:24,851 --> 00:49:26,310 has Ethan changed at all? 704 00:49:29,230 --> 00:49:30,565 No. 705 00:49:30,648 --> 00:49:33,860 No, not at all. He's exactly the same. 706 00:49:34,986 --> 00:49:36,320 That's good! 707 00:49:36,404 --> 00:49:38,948 'Cause I've seen a lot of guys who are, like... 708 00:49:39,031 --> 00:49:41,534 Well, not nerds. I mean, Ethan's not a nerd, but... 709 00:49:41,617 --> 00:49:44,745 Yes, he is. He is! 710 00:49:44,829 --> 00:49:46,122 I just mean, like, 711 00:49:46,831 --> 00:49:48,249 they were never players. 712 00:49:48,332 --> 00:49:49,542 And then they make all this money 713 00:49:49,625 --> 00:49:51,627 and they just start acting different and, like, 714 00:49:52,128 --> 00:49:53,212 cheating. 715 00:49:54,922 --> 00:49:57,758 No. No, Ethan would never do that. 716 00:49:58,467 --> 00:50:00,303 He's not like that. He's... 717 00:50:01,137 --> 00:50:04,682 he's honest to a fault. He's... 718 00:50:04,765 --> 00:50:08,185 God, I'm so glad that Cameron has a friend like Ethan. 719 00:50:08,269 --> 00:50:11,022 Honestly, the guys that Cameron works with... 720 00:50:11,105 --> 00:50:13,524 a very dark triad. 721 00:50:13,608 --> 00:50:15,401 Like, for real. 722 00:50:16,694 --> 00:50:20,406 - Psychopaths. I'm not kidding. - Hmm. 723 00:50:22,867 --> 00:50:24,243 But not Cameron. 724 00:50:24,327 --> 00:50:27,955 No. Cameron's, like, naughty, like a little boy is naughty. 725 00:50:28,039 --> 00:50:29,415 These other guys? 726 00:50:29,498 --> 00:50:32,752 I mean, they're like Bernie Madoff monsters. 727 00:50:32,835 --> 00:50:35,379 They will fuck you up. 728 00:50:37,506 --> 00:50:40,259 And they're the most successful guys in finance. 729 00:51:00,905 --> 00:51:03,532 Oh, Jesus! 730 00:51:03,616 --> 00:51:06,035 Oh, shit, this is cold. 731 00:51:07,203 --> 00:51:12,833 I got sensitive nips. 732 00:51:24,929 --> 00:51:26,472 - Hey. - Hey. 733 00:51:26,555 --> 00:51:28,933 - Beer? - Oh, thank you. 734 00:51:29,016 --> 00:51:31,018 How was your day? 735 00:51:31,102 --> 00:51:34,021 Uh, pretty grim... ... actually. 736 00:51:34,105 --> 00:51:36,814 - Hmm. - I feel like if I murdered my boss, 737 00:51:36,815 --> 00:51:38,693 I could argue it was euthanasia. 738 00:51:43,406 --> 00:51:45,324 Yeah. Uh, what about you? 739 00:51:45,408 --> 00:51:47,159 How's your night? 740 00:51:48,411 --> 00:51:50,538 Better now. 741 00:51:50,621 --> 00:51:52,999 Oh. 742 00:51:53,749 --> 00:51:56,335 Sorry. Um, 743 00:51:56,419 --> 00:51:57,420 was... was I... 744 00:51:57,503 --> 00:52:00,840 No, uh... No, no, that was... it's fine. 745 00:52:00,923 --> 00:52:05,177 I... I just wasn't expecting it, you know? 746 00:52:06,887 --> 00:52:09,306 - Well, expect it. - Okay. 747 00:52:22,278 --> 00:52:23,946 Is everything okay? 748 00:52:24,030 --> 00:52:26,824 Yeah! Yeah, everything's... I'm just... 749 00:52:26,907 --> 00:52:27,908 It's been a long day. 750 00:52:27,992 --> 00:52:29,535 And I'm just kinda fried, I think. 751 00:52:29,618 --> 00:52:31,454 - Mm. Yeah. - Yeah. 752 00:52:33,706 --> 00:52:37,043 Do you wanna go back to my room or... 753 00:52:37,126 --> 00:52:40,171 Yeah, no. I think I just need to crash. 754 00:52:40,254 --> 00:52:42,339 - If that's okay? - Yeah, yeah. I think me too. 755 00:52:42,423 --> 00:52:44,925 - Sorry. - N... no, it's fine. You... 756 00:52:45,009 --> 00:52:46,469 I mean, we could hang out tomorrow. 757 00:52:46,552 --> 00:52:48,763 - Are you around tomorrow? - Yes, absolutely. 758 00:52:48,846 --> 00:52:51,098 I would love that. Um... 759 00:52:54,018 --> 00:52:56,103 Do you want me to walk you back to your room? 760 00:52:57,772 --> 00:53:00,941 - Um, sure. - Great, okay. 761 00:53:01,025 --> 00:53:03,527 - Oh, don't forget your beer. - Oh, thanks. Sorry. 762 00:53:03,611 --> 00:53:05,446 - You got your stuff? - Yeah. 763 00:53:11,202 --> 00:53:14,330 Um, thanks for the beer. 764 00:53:14,413 --> 00:53:15,873 Yeah. No problem. 765 00:53:17,541 --> 00:53:18,751 I hope I didn't make you feel weird. 766 00:53:18,834 --> 00:53:19,919 - No. No, no. - Yeah, yeah. 767 00:53:20,002 --> 00:53:21,670 Don't... don't apologize. Honestly. 768 00:54:47,923 --> 00:54:49,842 - Daphne? - Hmm? 769 00:54:52,386 --> 00:54:54,471 Do you think Cameron ever cheats on you? 770 00:54:59,894 --> 00:55:01,061 Maybe just once. 771 00:55:02,646 --> 00:55:03,814 That I know about. 772 00:55:09,445 --> 00:55:10,905 Don't feel bad for me. 773 00:55:13,199 --> 00:55:14,742 I figured out how to handle it. 774 00:55:15,492 --> 00:55:16,702 Like today. 775 00:55:18,871 --> 00:55:20,039 I do what I want. 776 00:55:20,831 --> 00:55:22,333 So, I'm not resentful. 777 00:55:25,294 --> 00:55:26,837 Yeah. How do you handle it? 778 00:55:28,964 --> 00:55:30,758 I... 779 00:55:35,596 --> 00:55:36,805 I'm not a victim. 780 00:55:39,016 --> 00:55:40,392 That's all I meant. 781 00:56:53,549 --> 00:56:54,842 Hey! Open the door! 782 00:56:54,925 --> 00:56:55,925 Come on! 783 00:56:55,968 --> 00:56:59,096 What are you doing in there, man? Hello? 784 00:57:00,597 --> 00:57:02,516 Open up, come on! 785 00:57:02,599 --> 00:57:04,310 Sweet little baby boy. 786 00:57:43,807 --> 00:57:45,100 Come on, go see him. 787 00:57:45,184 --> 00:57:46,727 He's a little shy. Go see shy boy. 788 00:57:46,810 --> 00:57:49,104 Take care of him. 789 00:57:52,441 --> 00:57:54,068 Take care of her! Grazie! 790 00:57:54,151 --> 00:57:55,361 What are you doing, little shy boy? 791 00:57:55,444 --> 00:57:57,237 Come on! Bring him over. 792 00:57:59,823 --> 00:58:01,075 Hey, big boy. 793 00:58:05,954 --> 00:58:06,997 No? 794 00:58:12,294 --> 00:58:13,295 Okay. 795 00:59:18,152 --> 00:59:19,445 Hey, this is Ethan. 796 00:59:19,528 --> 00:59:22,072 Sorry I can't take your call. Leave a message. 797 01:00:44,531 --> 01:00:49,531 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -