1 00:02:39,484 --> 00:02:40,693 My name is Amrita. 2 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:42,987 - Zion. - Zion? 3 00:02:43,071 --> 00:02:45,281 - Yeah. Thank you. - Beautiful name. 4 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,034 How do you find Thailand? 5 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,704 Well, you know, I just got here, but I like it. 6 00:02:51,788 --> 00:02:54,666 Um, I grew up in Hawaii. It's actually… 7 00:02:54,749 --> 00:02:56,167 …really similar. 8 00:02:56,251 --> 00:02:57,710 Except there's no monkeys in Hawaii. 9 00:02:57,794 --> 00:02:58,878 Yeah. 10 00:02:58,962 --> 00:03:02,006 It's actually crazy seeing them up in the trees, you know? 11 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:05,927 Is it your first time meditating? 12 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:09,097 No. No, no, no. My mom, she's all into the, you know, 13 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:10,265 spiritual stuff. 14 00:03:11,266 --> 00:03:12,350 Yeah, she just sent me here 15 00:03:12,433 --> 00:03:14,227 'cause she knows I've been pretty stressed out. 16 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:16,229 Just finishing finals and, um… 17 00:03:18,273 --> 00:03:19,649 you know, some other stuff. 18 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:24,654 Okay. Shall we begin? 19 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:26,322 Yeah, yeah, let's… let's do it. 20 00:03:26,698 --> 00:03:28,408 Just close your eyes for me. 21 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,539 Take a moment to settle… 22 00:03:36,833 --> 00:03:38,960 and focus on your breathing. 23 00:03:40,670 --> 00:03:41,796 Inhale… 24 00:03:44,507 --> 00:03:48,887 and exhale, fully release. 25 00:03:52,557 --> 00:03:56,102 Let us calm our chattering monkey minds… 26 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,856 and find in the silence 27 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:02,609 what is timeless. 28 00:04:04,235 --> 00:04:05,612 Breathe in… 29 00:04:07,030 --> 00:04:11,159 slowly, and breathe out. 30 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:25,632 Let the sounds of the external world fade away. 31 00:04:28,259 --> 00:04:31,679 And focus only on your breath. 32 00:04:37,936 --> 00:04:39,771 Um, ma'am? 33 00:04:40,271 --> 00:04:41,314 Ma'am, that's a gun. 34 00:04:41,940 --> 00:04:44,067 - Huh? Uh… - Yeah. Yeah. 35 00:04:53,243 --> 00:04:54,619 - Oh, fuck. - Okay, uh, stay calm. 36 00:04:54,702 --> 00:04:57,205 - Just stay calm. - My mom's out there. 37 00:04:57,288 --> 00:04:59,207 - My mom's out there. No, no, no. - Zion. No, no, no, st… 38 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:00,792 - My mom's out… - Oh my God! 39 00:05:00,875 --> 00:05:02,210 Oh, God! 40 00:05:46,254 --> 00:05:47,505 Stay down. 41 00:06:11,362 --> 00:06:14,115 Please let my mom be okay. Please. 42 00:06:14,782 --> 00:06:17,577 Oh, Je… Oh, Jesus, please forgive me of my sins. 43 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:18,870 I pray you protect my mom and me. 44 00:06:18,953 --> 00:06:21,414 Let us get out of here. In Jesus' name, amen. 45 00:06:26,502 --> 00:06:27,503 What the fuck? 46 00:06:28,129 --> 00:06:31,382 I said don't let anything happen to my mother, motherfucker! 47 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:03,915 Made in Thailand 48 00:07:24,602 --> 00:07:26,604 Oh, yeah! 49 00:07:29,232 --> 00:07:31,442 Made in Thailand 50 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:55,049 Oh, yeah… 51 00:07:55,425 --> 00:07:57,343 Would you mind taking it over there? 52 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,679 My wife and I are bothered by the smoke. 53 00:08:08,646 --> 00:08:10,565 Look, stop your smoking on the boat. 54 00:08:11,315 --> 00:08:12,942 You don't have to be a dick about it. 55 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:14,360 Be a dick about what? 56 00:08:33,296 --> 00:08:35,548 Made in Thailand 57 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:58,571 Oh, yeah… 58 00:09:28,017 --> 00:09:29,018 Morning. 59 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:30,853 Ni hao. 60 00:09:31,854 --> 00:09:32,897 Morning. 61 00:09:34,232 --> 00:09:36,692 Khun Sritala. Khun Sritala! 62 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:39,946 Khun Sritala. 63 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,324 The boat should be here any minute. 64 00:09:43,407 --> 00:09:44,534 I need more time. 65 00:09:47,036 --> 00:09:50,206 Of course, but it's almost at the platform. 66 00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:52,208 Tell them to cruise the bay. 67 00:09:54,585 --> 00:09:56,170 - Cruise the bay? - Yeah. 68 00:10:00,174 --> 00:10:02,134 Made in Thailand 69 00:10:46,929 --> 00:10:49,140 Hello! Hi! 70 00:10:50,933 --> 00:10:52,143 Sawatdee kha. 71 00:10:52,226 --> 00:10:54,478 Welcome to the White Lotus in Thailand, kha. 72 00:10:54,604 --> 00:10:55,605 Thank you. 73 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:57,690 - For you. - Ooh! 74 00:10:57,773 --> 00:11:00,151 - I'm okay. I don't… I don't need one. - Take one. 75 00:11:03,154 --> 00:11:04,947 I'm Fabian, general manager. 76 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:07,908 I'm pleased to introduce you to one of the hotel owners, 77 00:11:07,992 --> 00:11:09,035 Khun Sritala. 78 00:11:11,787 --> 00:11:14,040 She is the visionary behind our wellness program. 79 00:11:14,957 --> 00:11:17,960 I may be biased, but we are the best in the world. 80 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,755 Oh my God. We are so excited to be here. 81 00:11:20,838 --> 00:11:22,673 Mook is your health mentor for the week. 82 00:11:22,757 --> 00:11:24,717 She will answer all your questions 83 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,469 and can escort you to your room. 84 00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:29,055 - You are so pretty. Wow. - Khop khun kha. 85 00:11:29,138 --> 00:11:30,848 - Isn't she so pretty? - Let's just go to the room. 86 00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:33,851 - This way, please. - Oh my God. You're so pretty. 87 00:11:34,602 --> 00:11:37,229 What's your name again? Mook? Love that. 88 00:11:37,313 --> 00:11:38,606 Please stop talking. 89 00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:40,024 - Wow. - Whoo! 90 00:11:40,107 --> 00:11:41,275 Yeah. 91 00:11:41,359 --> 00:11:43,194 - Hi. - The Ratliff family, yes? 92 00:11:43,277 --> 00:11:45,696 - That's us. - How was your flight? 93 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:48,991 Long layover in Doha, but it's all forgotten now. 94 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,535 We flew over the North Pole. 95 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:53,579 How did you find us, may I ask? 96 00:11:53,663 --> 00:11:56,374 Uh, well, Piper here is a senior, 97 00:11:56,457 --> 00:11:59,460 - thank you, at Chapel Hill… - I was also a Tar Heel. 98 00:11:59,543 --> 00:12:03,339 But Timothy went to Duke. Saxon graduated Duke. 99 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:06,550 Lochlan, our youngest, just got accepted to both. 100 00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:09,261 So you can imagine, it's a whole thing. 101 00:12:09,512 --> 00:12:12,181 And she's a religious studies major. 102 00:12:12,473 --> 00:12:13,724 So she's writing her thesis on… 103 00:12:13,808 --> 00:12:15,893 Well, what's your thesis on, Pipe? 104 00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:19,522 - Dad, don't. - Yeah, well, it's on Buddhism, 105 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:22,108 and there's a monk at a monastery near here. 106 00:12:22,191 --> 00:12:23,693 Anyway, she wants to interview him. 107 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,528 So we made a family road trip of it… 108 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:28,906 Pam. Would you please escort them to the villa? 109 00:12:28,989 --> 00:12:30,991 - Certainly. - Please enjoy. 110 00:12:31,075 --> 00:12:32,535 Um… Right this way. 111 00:12:33,327 --> 00:12:34,370 - Thank you. - Enjoy. 112 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:35,621 - Thank you. - Enjoy. 113 00:12:35,705 --> 00:12:36,997 - Enjoy. - Enjoy. 114 00:12:38,249 --> 00:12:40,209 - Hi! - Oh my God! 115 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:42,461 - Hi! - Hi. 116 00:12:42,545 --> 00:12:46,132 Sawatdee kha. I am Sritala. 117 00:12:46,215 --> 00:12:47,967 I'm one of the owners. 118 00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:49,301 Nice to meet you. 119 00:12:49,385 --> 00:12:52,430 I am a fan. My husband also. 120 00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:54,557 - Oh. - We watch your show. 121 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,267 Aw. Thank you. 122 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,978 - Are these all your friends? - Uh… Yes, 123 00:12:59,061 --> 00:13:00,730 - this is Kate and Laurie… - Hi. 124 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,565 …and we have been friends since forever. 125 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,525 Yeah, we went to school together when we were, like, 126 00:13:04,608 --> 00:13:05,693 - nine years old… - Yep. Mm-hmm. 127 00:13:05,776 --> 00:13:07,653 - …through high school. - Yeah. 128 00:13:07,737 --> 00:13:10,197 - Old friends. - No, long-time friends. Not old. 129 00:13:10,281 --> 00:13:12,032 Ah, yes. 130 00:13:12,116 --> 00:13:14,744 You know, we have just been so busy with our lives, 131 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:17,079 and we've been missing each other, so… 132 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,290 You know, we just live in different cities. 133 00:13:19,373 --> 00:13:21,459 And then Jaclyn heard about this place. 134 00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:24,003 Everyone in LA is talking about it. 135 00:13:24,545 --> 00:13:26,922 Sawatdee khrap. Welcome. 136 00:13:28,799 --> 00:13:32,595 This is Valentin. He will be your health mentor. 137 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:34,263 - A health mentor? - Wow. 138 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:35,848 - I love it. - Okay. 139 00:13:36,932 --> 00:13:38,601 He is our best. 140 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:42,646 Everyone requests him because… 141 00:13:44,148 --> 00:13:45,191 he's handsome. 142 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,903 I look forward to working with you. 143 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,656 He is from Russia. 144 00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:00,581 - Bye! - Enjoy. 145 00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:05,252 Miss Belinda. Sawatdee khrap. 146 00:14:05,336 --> 00:14:07,338 I'm Pornchai. We have spoken on the phone. 147 00:14:07,421 --> 00:14:09,089 I'm just so happy to finally meet you. 148 00:14:09,173 --> 00:14:12,092 We are honored to have you here. And this is for you. 149 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:16,180 Thank you. I'm honored. 150 00:14:16,263 --> 00:14:18,766 And I'm just so glad all this worked out. 151 00:14:18,849 --> 00:14:20,476 And I want to learn everything I can 152 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,353 and bring the magic back to Maui. 153 00:14:22,436 --> 00:14:24,814 That's great. Shall we? 154 00:14:25,815 --> 00:14:28,025 Everyone here is eager to meet you. 155 00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:29,985 Oh, I can't wait. 156 00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:46,544 Sick. 157 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:51,674 Fuck yeah. 158 00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:02,643 Dad. Dad, I know I gave you shit, 159 00:15:02,726 --> 00:15:06,105 but this place is clutch. 160 00:15:06,188 --> 00:15:08,274 - I did my research. - God, you're always right. 161 00:15:08,357 --> 00:15:09,775 Saxon was our hold-out. 162 00:15:09,859 --> 00:15:11,694 We usually stay at the Caribbean. 163 00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:14,029 What? No, no, no, no. I don't need a vacation, so… 164 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,656 I mean, I love working. 165 00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:20,035 - What? - Saxon works for his father. 166 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,537 They love it. 167 00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:23,539 - It's Tim's dream. - It's pretty great. 168 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:26,125 How wonderful for you. How wonderful for you. 169 00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,294 So, how many bedrooms are there? 170 00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:29,628 Uh… Three. 171 00:15:29,712 --> 00:15:31,881 The master is through the common area, 172 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:34,550 and then there is one bedroom on either side. 173 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:38,095 Okay. So, Lochy, you're with me. 174 00:15:38,596 --> 00:15:39,930 - All right. - Uh… He can sleep with me. 175 00:15:40,014 --> 00:15:41,056 I don't mind. 176 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,766 But that'd be weird. 177 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:45,519 Why is it weird? 178 00:15:46,353 --> 00:15:48,063 Because brothers and sisters don't sleep together 179 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,107 after they have full grown, you know… 180 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,361 genitals. 181 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:57,907 - Saxon. That's a bad word. - What? 182 00:16:00,534 --> 00:16:03,454 Stop! Stop! Saxon, please! 183 00:16:03,537 --> 00:16:05,497 Stop! Stop! Let me go! Stop. 184 00:16:05,581 --> 00:16:07,917 - We're a normal family. You'll see. - I don't know. 185 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,294 - Seriously! - Um… What's the… What's the Wi-Fi? 186 00:16:10,377 --> 00:16:11,837 Oh, yeah. 187 00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:14,506 Uh… We don't actually have Wi-Fi in the villas. 188 00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:16,216 - What? - What? No Wi-Fi? 189 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:20,220 Yeah. We consider the hotel to be a digital detox area. 190 00:16:20,304 --> 00:16:23,182 So we actually encourage our guests to put your phones, 191 00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:25,976 your laptops, your electronics, into this bag. 192 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:29,480 I will take them. I will put them in our safe. 193 00:16:29,563 --> 00:16:32,316 And at the end of the week, we will give them back to you. 194 00:16:32,399 --> 00:16:35,527 And that way, you can just focus on, um, being present 195 00:16:35,611 --> 00:16:36,654 and each other 196 00:16:37,112 --> 00:16:38,322 and self-care. 197 00:16:38,405 --> 00:16:39,448 Yeah. 198 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:40,866 This come up in your research, Dad? 199 00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:43,577 - No. Um… - It's optional. 200 00:16:43,661 --> 00:16:45,496 - Oh. - Oh, okay. 201 00:16:45,579 --> 00:16:47,289 I think it's a great idea. 202 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,375 The only people I want to see are right here anyway. 203 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,835 - All right, honey, uh, I just… - I'm sick of these phones. 204 00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:53,420 It's not realistic. 205 00:16:53,504 --> 00:16:54,922 We will be keeping the phones, Pam. 206 00:16:55,005 --> 00:16:57,007 Okay. Uh… We just ask, 207 00:16:57,091 --> 00:16:59,009 don't take them out into the common areas 208 00:16:59,093 --> 00:17:01,011 so as not to disturb the other guests. 209 00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:02,346 Can we bring it to the gym? 210 00:17:02,429 --> 00:17:04,682 - Oh my God. Dude, are you dense? - What? No. 211 00:17:04,765 --> 00:17:06,684 I get a way better pump if I'm listening to music. 212 00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:07,893 It's a common area. 213 00:17:09,103 --> 00:17:10,229 He's so cute. 214 00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:11,438 Oh, no, I'm serious. 215 00:17:11,522 --> 00:17:13,565 I mean, what… what… what am I supposed to do here all week 216 00:17:13,649 --> 00:17:14,817 without my phone? 217 00:17:16,026 --> 00:17:17,236 Eat a bunch of fruit? 218 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,280 Oh, uh… 219 00:17:20,364 --> 00:17:22,825 Well, we do have a lot of amazing fruit here, 220 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:24,451 but I wouldn't eat that. 221 00:17:24,535 --> 00:17:27,454 Uh… That is the fruit of the mighty pong-pong tree, 222 00:17:27,538 --> 00:17:29,498 and the seeds of the fruit are toxic. 223 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:30,582 Yeah? 224 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,295 - Could it kill you? - Yeah, it could, actually. 225 00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:37,214 It's very poisonous. 226 00:17:38,173 --> 00:17:41,010 Look, I wouldn't worry about being bored, okay? 227 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,178 Um… 'cause you're each gonna have a busy schedule 228 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:44,847 that's based on your own personal goals. 229 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:45,973 What? 230 00:17:46,056 --> 00:17:48,183 Tomorrow, you'll do your biometrics test. 231 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,561 - I don't want to take a test. - Okay, okay. 232 00:17:51,687 --> 00:17:53,480 - Is it complicated? - No, no, no. You… 233 00:17:53,564 --> 00:17:55,774 - We're jetlagged. - We get a whole bunch of data, 234 00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:57,276 and I take those results… 235 00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:59,028 - Yeah. - …and I put together 236 00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,487 - a personalized plan… - Yeah. No. 237 00:18:00,571 --> 00:18:02,906 - …that best suits your needs. - Okay, Pam, you seem great. 238 00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:04,491 You're a terrific person. But we're tired. 239 00:18:04,575 --> 00:18:06,952 We've taken three flights to get here. So let me make it easy for you. 240 00:18:07,036 --> 00:18:08,579 We just want to have a good time. 241 00:18:08,704 --> 00:18:09,913 And me, I don't… 242 00:18:09,997 --> 00:18:11,665 I just… I just want to work out. 243 00:18:11,749 --> 00:18:13,542 So you take care of us, and believe me, 244 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,295 in a week's time, I'll take very good care of you. 245 00:18:16,879 --> 00:18:18,464 - All right? - Thank you so much. 246 00:18:18,547 --> 00:18:20,424 I'll see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. 247 00:18:20,507 --> 00:18:22,092 Pam's going, everyone. Say bye. 248 00:18:22,176 --> 00:18:23,844 - Bye. - Nice to meet you. Welcome. 249 00:18:23,927 --> 00:18:25,137 - Thank you. - Welcome. 250 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,555 - See you. - Thanks so much, Pam. 251 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,768 I think I'm going to take a nap. 252 00:18:30,851 --> 00:18:32,102 Oh, are you sure, honey? 253 00:18:32,186 --> 00:18:33,771 You do that and you won't sleep tonight. 254 00:18:33,854 --> 00:18:36,190 - Oh, I'll sleep like a baby. - Yeah? 255 00:18:36,607 --> 00:18:38,108 I'm so happy. 256 00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:40,527 Yeah. Come on. 257 00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:43,614 Let's get you settled. Let me walk you in. 258 00:18:43,697 --> 00:18:44,823 Hey, Lochy, do you wanna go… 259 00:18:44,907 --> 00:18:46,784 Stop! Stop. 260 00:18:47,785 --> 00:18:49,453 Do you want to go see the temple with me? 261 00:18:49,536 --> 00:18:51,288 It's just like a mile down the beach. 262 00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:53,415 - Yeah. - No, we were gonna go to the pool. 263 00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:57,002 I mean, don't you wanna go to the pool? 264 00:18:58,962 --> 00:19:00,047 Yeah, well, I'll come… 265 00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:01,715 I'll come with you to the temple, 266 00:19:01,799 --> 00:19:03,592 and then I'll come meet you at the pool after. 267 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,846 Okay. Yeah, whatever. 268 00:19:08,097 --> 00:19:09,890 I'll, uh… I'll see you down there. 269 00:19:12,893 --> 00:19:14,520 Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. 270 00:19:14,603 --> 00:19:16,688 Have fun, son. See you in a bit. 271 00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:32,204 Yeah, we've been all over. 272 00:19:32,287 --> 00:19:35,082 We've been to Mexico. We've been to Costa Rica. 273 00:19:35,165 --> 00:19:37,793 But we can go wherever, really, 'cause Rick barely works. 274 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,086 I used to be a yoga teacher. 275 00:19:39,169 --> 00:19:40,212 Oh, wow. 276 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,548 - Yeah, that's cool… - But we've been traveling so much. 277 00:19:42,631 --> 00:19:44,424 We were gonna go back to Bali, but then one day, 278 00:19:44,508 --> 00:19:46,385 he woke up, and he was like, "We're going to Thailand." 279 00:19:46,468 --> 00:19:48,303 Yeah. And once he gets an idea in his head, 280 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,222 you can't argue with him. Isn't that right, babe? 281 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,771 Well, I hope you enjoy Thailand. 282 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:01,233 Thank you. Oh, hi. Great, the bags. 283 00:20:02,192 --> 00:20:03,193 Yeah, you can just put them 284 00:20:03,277 --> 00:20:04,486 - in the bedroom. - Okay. 285 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,029 - Yeah. Sorry they're so heavy. - Oh, it's okay. 286 00:20:06,155 --> 00:20:08,490 - How are you? Thanks. - Good. You? 287 00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:12,494 Uh… Question for you. 288 00:20:13,162 --> 00:20:15,414 You know that lady on the beach, 289 00:20:15,497 --> 00:20:17,082 - the owner? - Oh, yes. 290 00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:18,667 Is she married? 291 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,961 Yes, to Khun Jim, Jim Hollinger. 292 00:20:21,044 --> 00:20:22,880 He's a very famous man in Thailand. 293 00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:25,007 Is he here? 294 00:20:25,549 --> 00:20:27,843 No, he's been sick. He was in hospital here. 295 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:30,679 Yesterday, he got released, and he went back to Bangkok. 296 00:20:31,513 --> 00:20:34,391 - He's in Bangkok? - This place is insane. 297 00:20:35,017 --> 00:20:36,185 Fuck. 298 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:38,937 Fucking motherfucker. 299 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,815 Of course he is. I need a fucking drink. 300 00:20:44,902 --> 00:20:46,945 Oh, he gets migraines when he flies. 301 00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,114 It's no big deal. 302 00:20:49,823 --> 00:20:51,366 If you need anything, please let me know. 303 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,660 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. Enjoy. 304 00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:04,296 She's so nice! And her name's Mook. 305 00:21:04,379 --> 00:21:06,340 How cute is that? Mook. 306 00:21:07,841 --> 00:21:11,094 Oh my God. Jesus. 307 00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:14,014 We're splurging. We should always live like this. 308 00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:23,190 Let's check out the spa menu. 309 00:21:27,694 --> 00:21:32,908 Wow. All these treatments. You should get a facial. 310 00:21:34,576 --> 00:21:36,662 Rick, the lady in the airport thought you were my dad. 311 00:21:37,037 --> 00:21:39,081 Okay? You should get a gentleman's facial. 312 00:21:39,456 --> 00:21:40,499 No. 313 00:21:40,707 --> 00:21:42,292 You know that's the whole reason why people come here? 314 00:21:42,376 --> 00:21:43,460 This is a wellness center. 315 00:21:43,543 --> 00:21:45,003 That's not why I came here. 316 00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:47,297 Why did you come here? 317 00:21:49,132 --> 00:21:50,676 I wanted to go to Australia. 318 00:21:50,759 --> 00:21:53,595 Well, I told you that I can't go to Australia. 319 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:56,056 Why? Would you get arrested? 320 00:21:56,139 --> 00:21:58,600 You're like a fucking machine gun, you know that? 321 00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:00,352 Enough with the questions. 322 00:22:04,314 --> 00:22:05,315 Oh. 323 00:22:05,941 --> 00:22:09,152 Stress management meditation with Dr. Amrita. 324 00:22:09,486 --> 00:22:10,654 Yeah, you need this. 325 00:22:11,947 --> 00:22:13,448 Yeah, you need to sort your shit out. 326 00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:14,950 You've got issues. 327 00:22:15,242 --> 00:22:16,368 I've got issues? 328 00:22:16,451 --> 00:22:17,786 Oh, you're the one who's crazy. 329 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:23,625 Ooh! Hey, maybe we should get fucked up tonight, you know? 330 00:22:24,126 --> 00:22:25,961 Last hurrah before our detox. 331 00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:30,007 Let's have fun! Okay? Think about it. 332 00:22:31,675 --> 00:22:34,261 I love it here! Thank you! 333 00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:12,382 Hi. 334 00:23:18,472 --> 00:23:20,807 Jacs, it's perfect. Are you kidding? 335 00:23:20,891 --> 00:23:22,934 - I have my own pool. - Are you sure? 336 00:23:23,018 --> 00:23:25,145 - I want you to be happy. - Hey, guys. 337 00:23:25,228 --> 00:23:26,980 There's like a bunch of monkeys up in the tree. 338 00:23:27,064 --> 00:23:28,315 - Really? - Yeah. 339 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,858 - Wow. - Just don't feed them. 340 00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:31,526 Monkeys can be aggressive. 341 00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:33,153 - Laurie, how's your room? - It's great. 342 00:23:33,236 --> 00:23:34,821 I feel like you're kind of tucked away up there. 343 00:23:34,905 --> 00:23:37,866 - I'm happy to switch. - No, I'm fine. The view is incredible. 344 00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:40,243 Anyway, you paid. You should get first pick. 345 00:23:40,327 --> 00:23:42,412 Oh my gosh. You guys, I'm happy with anything. 346 00:23:42,496 --> 00:23:44,331 Just being here with the three of us, I'm in heaven. 347 00:23:44,414 --> 00:23:46,041 I would sleep in a tree. 348 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,168 That's too generous of you. 349 00:23:48,251 --> 00:23:49,669 That's so nice. 350 00:23:51,338 --> 00:23:53,215 But we're paying for our own treatments. 351 00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:55,550 And I'm going to pay for some of your treatments, too. 352 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,010 Khop khun kha. 353 00:23:57,094 --> 00:23:58,470 You guys! 354 00:23:58,553 --> 00:23:59,554 Should I open a bottle? 355 00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:01,390 - Heck yeah! - Let's open a bottle. 356 00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:03,266 These are the moments we gotta celebrate. 357 00:24:03,392 --> 00:24:04,893 A hundred percent. 358 00:24:05,227 --> 00:24:07,145 And we're not getting any younger. 359 00:24:07,229 --> 00:24:08,480 Well… 360 00:24:08,563 --> 00:24:11,775 except you, Jac. You look amazing. 361 00:24:12,275 --> 00:24:13,527 You look amazing. 362 00:24:14,111 --> 00:24:17,155 But you look incredible. 363 00:24:17,239 --> 00:24:18,365 You look incredible. 364 00:24:19,908 --> 00:24:22,077 You look the same as you did 20 years ago. 365 00:24:22,577 --> 00:24:24,496 Oh, okay. 366 00:24:26,957 --> 00:24:28,417 You both do. 367 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,128 Yeah, but you look like you just got pushed out of a birth canal. 368 00:24:31,211 --> 00:24:32,712 Oh, God. 369 00:24:33,088 --> 00:24:35,715 - Who's your doctor? - Shut up. Who's your doctor? 370 00:24:35,799 --> 00:24:37,217 I don't know why you'd want to know 371 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,344 'cause he's not as good as your doctor. 372 00:24:39,428 --> 00:24:41,805 I haven't done anything. Except for, you know, 373 00:24:42,472 --> 00:24:43,515 a little maintenance. 374 00:24:44,391 --> 00:24:45,517 The basics. 375 00:24:46,768 --> 00:24:48,019 Me too. 376 00:24:49,438 --> 00:24:50,939 Thanks. 377 00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:54,860 To Thailand. To monkeys. 378 00:24:55,735 --> 00:24:57,112 To self-care. 379 00:24:57,487 --> 00:25:00,115 - And a week of new memories. - Yes. 380 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,285 Cheers. 381 00:25:07,122 --> 00:25:09,332 To the greatest friends I have ever known. 382 00:25:12,419 --> 00:25:15,172 Seriously, you'll never know how much I love you. 383 00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:17,257 I feel the exact same way. 384 00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:18,550 I look at you two… 385 00:25:19,301 --> 00:25:21,011 It's like I'm looking in a mirror. 386 00:25:48,872 --> 00:25:51,500 Sawatdee kha. This is for you, Khun Belinda. 387 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,376 Oh my goodness. Thank you so much. 388 00:25:54,002 --> 00:25:55,545 We are so happy to have you here. 389 00:25:55,629 --> 00:25:56,963 It's been a rough couple years, 390 00:25:57,047 --> 00:25:59,633 and when this program opened up, it was a blessing. 391 00:26:00,217 --> 00:26:02,052 I think the universe knew I needed something. 392 00:26:03,303 --> 00:26:05,805 Anyway, I just want to thank you in advance 393 00:26:05,889 --> 00:26:07,599 for sharing your knowledge with me. 394 00:26:08,141 --> 00:26:10,185 - Khop khun kha. - Khop khun kha. 395 00:26:13,230 --> 00:26:16,441 It's beautiful. It's truly beautiful. 396 00:26:19,736 --> 00:26:21,738 - Oh my God! - Oh! What? What? 397 00:26:21,821 --> 00:26:23,156 - Oh! Don't, don't, don't. - No, no, no. 398 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,576 - Oh my God! What was that? - Uh, monitor lizard. 399 00:26:27,869 --> 00:26:31,289 Not dangerous. No worry, no worry. Come here. 400 00:26:31,373 --> 00:26:33,166 It's okay. 401 00:26:36,545 --> 00:26:39,589 In time, lizards will become your friends. 402 00:26:39,839 --> 00:26:41,716 No. Uh-uh. No, Pornchai. 403 00:26:43,051 --> 00:26:46,763 This is Brahma, the creator, a Hindu God. 404 00:26:46,846 --> 00:26:49,140 And that is spirit house. 405 00:26:49,432 --> 00:26:52,936 Thai people believe that spirits are everywhere, 406 00:26:53,019 --> 00:26:57,357 so we give them offerings for good luck and protection. 407 00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:31,766 I pray that your time here brings you good memories 408 00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,101 and good results. 409 00:27:33,435 --> 00:27:36,646 Thank you. I pray for that, too. 410 00:27:40,483 --> 00:27:42,277 Okay, careful. 411 00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:54,571 Should we check it out? 412 00:32:00,159 --> 00:32:01,619 Isn't that why we came here? 413 00:32:03,621 --> 00:32:04,998 I'm just not ready yet. 414 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,877 It's cool though, right? 415 00:32:11,212 --> 00:32:12,338 Yeah? 416 00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:21,639 Well, if we're not gonna go in, I might… 417 00:32:22,432 --> 00:32:23,516 head back. 418 00:32:23,892 --> 00:32:24,976 Okay. 419 00:32:25,602 --> 00:32:27,520 I think I'm gonna stay a little longer. 420 00:32:28,229 --> 00:32:30,106 - All right. - Thanks for coming with me. 421 00:32:30,189 --> 00:32:32,400 - Yeah. Later. - Bye. 422 00:32:50,084 --> 00:32:51,753 Hey. Hey! 423 00:32:51,836 --> 00:32:53,880 Hey, babe. Come on. 424 00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:56,466 You fall asleep now, you're gonna regret it later. 425 00:32:56,883 --> 00:32:59,385 Did we have to go halfway around the world? 426 00:33:00,011 --> 00:33:03,848 Couldn't she write her thesis on her own religion? 427 00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:07,393 She could have interviewed the Archbishop of Canterbury. 428 00:33:08,937 --> 00:33:11,147 We could have stayed at Claridge's. 429 00:33:23,743 --> 00:33:26,829 Mr. Ratliff, this is Bart Nixon at the Wall Street Journal. 430 00:33:26,913 --> 00:33:29,457 I've been trying to reach you. I'm on a deadline. 431 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:31,209 If you could call me back when you get this 432 00:33:31,292 --> 00:33:35,588 at 771-444-5801. 433 00:33:35,672 --> 00:33:38,591 It's somewhat urgent, so I hope to hear from you soon. 434 00:33:45,848 --> 00:33:47,100 Some guy from the Wall Street Journal 435 00:33:47,183 --> 00:33:48,184 keeps calling me. 436 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,375 Lochy! Loch! 437 00:34:13,876 --> 00:34:14,877 Yo. 438 00:34:15,837 --> 00:34:17,380 Yo, how were the monks? 439 00:34:18,464 --> 00:34:19,757 They were chilling. 440 00:34:22,885 --> 00:34:25,972 Dude, those long plane rides make me so fucking horny. 441 00:34:27,557 --> 00:34:29,976 It's like a lot of hot women away from home, 442 00:34:30,977 --> 00:34:33,771 no one to answer to, acting all anonymous. 443 00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:37,692 It's like printing money. 444 00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:44,615 Cougars. 445 00:34:47,618 --> 00:34:49,328 Hey. Hey. 446 00:34:50,705 --> 00:34:52,498 We saw you guys on the boat earlier. 447 00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,251 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 448 00:34:55,334 --> 00:34:56,544 - Yes, hi. - Hi. 449 00:34:57,628 --> 00:35:00,048 I'm Saxon. This is my little brother, Lochy. 450 00:35:01,424 --> 00:35:02,425 Hi. 451 00:35:04,594 --> 00:35:05,762 You guys should get in the pool. 452 00:35:05,845 --> 00:35:07,555 I mean, the temperature's perfect. 453 00:35:08,097 --> 00:35:09,098 Sounds fun. 454 00:35:13,394 --> 00:35:15,104 Hey, you're on TV, aren't you? 455 00:35:16,105 --> 00:35:17,565 - Yeah. - Yeah. 456 00:35:18,274 --> 00:35:20,318 Yeah, I… I recognize you. 457 00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:23,362 Yeah, thanks. 458 00:35:25,573 --> 00:35:26,574 Very cool. 459 00:35:28,117 --> 00:35:29,702 All right. I have… 460 00:35:46,636 --> 00:35:47,762 Psst! Hey. 461 00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:51,432 How do you… How do you get a drink around here? 462 00:35:53,101 --> 00:35:55,561 You walk up to the bar, and you order one. 463 00:36:10,701 --> 00:36:13,287 Hey, it's a numbers game, Loch. 464 00:36:15,414 --> 00:36:16,791 You gotta play the numbers. 465 00:36:27,510 --> 00:36:30,680 So, I'm… I'm here the whole three months? 466 00:36:30,763 --> 00:36:31,889 Yes. 467 00:36:35,434 --> 00:36:38,354 You know, you sure know how to treat a burnt-out bitch. 468 00:36:38,688 --> 00:36:40,773 I mean, there's two beds. That's perfect. 469 00:36:40,857 --> 00:36:42,108 You know, my son's coming to visit. 470 00:36:42,191 --> 00:36:43,985 Oh, what a lucky young man. 471 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,488 Uh… Tomorrow, I'll come by at 9:00, 472 00:36:47,655 --> 00:36:49,240 and I'll walk you to the center. 473 00:36:49,323 --> 00:36:50,700 That's amazing. 474 00:36:50,783 --> 00:36:52,368 Khop khun kha, Pornchai. 475 00:36:52,702 --> 00:36:55,329 Yin dee khrap. Have a pleasant stay. 476 00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:56,414 Thank you. 477 00:37:10,136 --> 00:37:11,304 Okay, then. 478 00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:05,358 You know what this reminds me of? 479 00:38:05,441 --> 00:38:07,401 When we did that sketch in school, 480 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:09,612 and we were all one person. 481 00:38:09,695 --> 00:38:11,447 And Jaclyn, of course, was the face. 482 00:38:12,365 --> 00:38:13,950 What do you mean, of course? 483 00:38:14,033 --> 00:38:16,410 And we hid behind you, and I had my hands 484 00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:19,455 in some shoes, and I was your feet, and… 485 00:38:20,122 --> 00:38:22,625 And I was the arms. And I put lipstick on. 486 00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:24,210 I got it all over your face, 487 00:38:24,293 --> 00:38:26,045 and I brushed your teeth. Remember? 488 00:38:26,128 --> 00:38:29,715 - Yes, I do. You… - Oh my God! Right! 489 00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:38,391 Isn't that cool? 490 00:38:39,016 --> 00:38:43,104 So, when are you interviewing this celebrated monk, Piper? 491 00:38:43,771 --> 00:38:46,274 I'm gonna go by the monastery tomorrow and set it up. 492 00:38:47,441 --> 00:38:49,193 You mean you came all the way here, 493 00:38:49,610 --> 00:38:51,404 and you haven't set it up already? 494 00:38:53,322 --> 00:38:55,408 Don't worry, Dad. He's not going anywhere. 495 00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:03,416 What about you, Loch? What are your goals for the week? 496 00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:08,671 Don't have homework, so, uh, probably just take it easy. 497 00:39:09,213 --> 00:39:11,382 Hm. I saw in the spa catalog 498 00:39:11,465 --> 00:39:13,926 they got a treatment for posture. 499 00:39:14,010 --> 00:39:15,261 Keep your spine straight. 500 00:39:15,845 --> 00:39:17,888 If you're going to sit in front of a computer your whole life, 501 00:39:17,972 --> 00:39:19,849 it'd be good not to be a hunchback. 502 00:39:21,017 --> 00:39:22,018 Yeah? 503 00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,812 Well, I don't know. 504 00:39:24,895 --> 00:39:27,523 I also have a big decision to make, too. 505 00:39:27,606 --> 00:39:30,443 So I'll probably spend some time thinking about that. 506 00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:31,861 What decision? 507 00:39:34,071 --> 00:39:35,197 College. 508 00:39:35,281 --> 00:39:37,283 What's the decision? You got into Duke. 509 00:39:37,992 --> 00:39:39,076 You're going to Duke. 510 00:39:50,546 --> 00:39:51,756 Tar Heel. 511 00:39:58,888 --> 00:39:59,889 Oops. 512 00:40:00,848 --> 00:40:03,309 Dad, what are you doing? You're not supposed to have your… 513 00:40:03,392 --> 00:40:04,560 - Hello? - What are you doing? 514 00:40:04,643 --> 00:40:06,103 No, don't take it in here. Go outside. 515 00:40:06,187 --> 00:40:08,564 Hold… Hold on a second. Where am I meant to go? 516 00:40:08,647 --> 00:40:09,774 I don't know! The lobby! 517 00:40:09,857 --> 00:40:10,858 She said not to have it… 518 00:40:10,941 --> 00:40:12,818 - Out. - …in, like, public spaces. Come on. 519 00:40:13,527 --> 00:40:15,029 - All right. - Oh my God. 520 00:40:26,415 --> 00:40:29,335 Ooh. I don't mean to complain, but that's not very much. 521 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,090 She wants you to taste it. 522 00:40:35,299 --> 00:40:37,843 - Oh! Oh. - Yeah. 523 00:40:44,183 --> 00:40:47,186 - Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's delicious. - Good. 524 00:40:51,148 --> 00:40:52,274 Just a bit more. 525 00:40:53,734 --> 00:40:55,569 What… What is this shit? 526 00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:56,695 Khop khun kha. 527 00:40:56,779 --> 00:40:58,572 Gluten-free rice and coconut balls? 528 00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:00,825 What are we, at a fucking fat farm? 529 00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:04,120 Oh, this is so on-brand for you. 530 00:41:06,288 --> 00:41:08,249 To be a victim of your own decisions. 531 00:41:12,336 --> 00:41:13,963 Good evening, ladies. 532 00:41:14,338 --> 00:41:15,548 - Hi. - Hi! 533 00:41:15,631 --> 00:41:16,757 - Hello. - Hi! 534 00:41:16,841 --> 00:41:18,092 How's your villa? 535 00:41:18,175 --> 00:41:20,803 - Oh my God. They're so beautiful. - I saw monkeys! 536 00:41:20,886 --> 00:41:23,139 We gave you my favorite. 537 00:41:23,222 --> 00:41:25,808 A table of such beautiful ladies. 538 00:41:26,225 --> 00:41:27,268 Thank you. 539 00:41:27,351 --> 00:41:30,146 You know, when we were little, people would always mix us up. 540 00:41:30,229 --> 00:41:31,397 Couldn't tell us apart. 541 00:41:32,565 --> 00:41:34,483 But then Jaclyn got famous, so… 542 00:41:36,402 --> 00:41:38,154 Khun Sritala was an actress herself. 543 00:41:38,654 --> 00:41:41,407 Were you? I believe that. 544 00:41:41,490 --> 00:41:43,325 Many, many years ago. 545 00:41:43,409 --> 00:41:45,119 She's going to sing tomorrow night, 546 00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:46,579 so you must come here for dinner. 547 00:41:46,704 --> 00:41:47,872 We wouldn't miss it. 548 00:41:47,955 --> 00:41:50,499 I have some popular songs in Thailand. 549 00:41:51,125 --> 00:41:54,336 And then, I married my husband. He's an American. 550 00:41:55,421 --> 00:41:57,882 Khun Sritala is very famous here in Thailand. 551 00:41:57,965 --> 00:42:00,968 Also a pioneer in the wellness space. 552 00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:02,678 - Really? - Yeah. 553 00:42:02,761 --> 00:42:06,015 Um… I have autoimmune disease. 554 00:42:07,016 --> 00:42:11,103 So I learned all about health and wellness. 555 00:42:11,395 --> 00:42:13,105 I even wrote books. 556 00:42:13,397 --> 00:42:14,398 Uh, no, no, no. 557 00:42:14,482 --> 00:42:18,360 Stop, stop, stop. No. No, no. No, no. 558 00:42:25,326 --> 00:42:27,244 You know what? I… I'm not going to eat. 559 00:42:27,620 --> 00:42:28,871 What's going on with you? 560 00:42:29,622 --> 00:42:30,748 I'm just not hungry. 561 00:42:34,335 --> 00:42:36,295 You know, I think the cosmos brought us together 562 00:42:36,378 --> 00:42:38,506 so that we could get to the root of your issues. 563 00:42:40,341 --> 00:42:42,051 No, I'm gonna help you get your joy back. 564 00:42:42,259 --> 00:42:43,385 - Yeah? - Yeah. 565 00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:46,472 - Good luck with that. - Goodnight. 566 00:42:46,555 --> 00:42:48,015 - See you tomorrow. - Even if it kills me. 567 00:42:48,724 --> 00:42:50,935 Goodnight. Sawatdee kha. 568 00:42:51,018 --> 00:42:52,645 You know what? I'm gonna go have a smoke 569 00:42:52,728 --> 00:42:54,063 and go back to the room. 570 00:42:54,396 --> 00:42:56,273 You wanna get into some tantric later? 571 00:42:58,692 --> 00:43:00,027 Would that make you happy? 572 00:43:47,324 --> 00:43:49,827 Thank you for taking my call. Do you have a minute? 573 00:43:49,910 --> 00:43:52,955 Well, I'm in Thailand on vacation with my family. 574 00:43:53,038 --> 00:43:55,332 So, you know, a minute. Sure. 575 00:43:55,416 --> 00:43:57,835 I'm writing a piece on Kenneth Nguyen. 576 00:43:57,918 --> 00:44:01,964 Did you work with him in 2018 to set up a fund called Sho-Kel? 577 00:44:02,047 --> 00:44:03,132 Can you confirm that? 578 00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:09,138 Sorry. What is this article even about? Wh… 579 00:44:09,221 --> 00:44:10,472 We're looking into Sho-Kel 580 00:44:10,556 --> 00:44:13,559 and Mr. Nguyen's relationship to the government of Brunei. 581 00:44:14,476 --> 00:44:16,729 Well, I'm afraid I won't be able to help you much there because, 582 00:44:16,812 --> 00:44:19,148 uh, I mean, I know Kenny moved to Brunei, 583 00:44:19,231 --> 00:44:22,359 but I haven't seen or spoken to him for, I don't know, 584 00:44:22,443 --> 00:44:24,695 four years at least. Um… 585 00:44:25,029 --> 00:44:26,238 - Well… - Anyway, look, I… 586 00:44:26,322 --> 00:44:28,657 Like I said, uh, um, I'm on vacation with my family, 587 00:44:28,741 --> 00:44:30,367 - and, uh… - I'm sorry, could you… 588 00:44:30,451 --> 00:44:32,536 May… Why don't you put all your questions in an email, 589 00:44:32,620 --> 00:44:34,330 send it to my office, and I'll get back to you 590 00:44:34,413 --> 00:44:36,832 'cause it's really… it's really not a good time. 591 00:44:37,124 --> 00:44:38,792 We're running the story this week. 592 00:44:40,628 --> 00:44:42,880 Well, you know, good luck with that. 593 00:44:42,963 --> 00:44:46,342 - And, uh, thanks a lot. Bye-bye. - Could you at least… 594 00:45:00,481 --> 00:45:03,359 Kenny. It's Tim. I was just talking to a guy 595 00:45:03,442 --> 00:45:07,446 from the Wall Street Journal asking questions about Sho-Kel. 596 00:45:08,572 --> 00:45:09,782 You know about this? 597 00:45:10,991 --> 00:45:13,369 Anyway, uh, just… give me a call. 598 00:45:13,452 --> 00:45:15,162 I'm in Thailand, so I don't know… 599 00:45:15,204 --> 00:45:17,081 Whatever time it is, I'll try and pick up. 600 00:45:17,164 --> 00:45:20,084 But you… But call me, Kenny. Okay? Call me. 601 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:32,054 - How's your night? - Fuck off. 602 00:45:34,264 --> 00:45:35,432 Fuckin' prick. 603 00:45:41,814 --> 00:45:43,607 - What's up, Dad? - Hey. 604 00:45:44,608 --> 00:45:47,027 - Anything I can help with? - Uh… It's nothing. 605 00:45:47,653 --> 00:45:50,072 Well, if it was nothing, then why did you take it? 606 00:45:50,698 --> 00:45:53,283 'Cause it was something, and I'm gonna handle it, 607 00:45:53,367 --> 00:45:55,411 and then it will be nothing. 608 00:45:55,494 --> 00:45:58,330 Okay, y'all, the point is to be present. 609 00:45:58,914 --> 00:46:02,334 - Here. Now. Okay? - Yeah. 610 00:46:03,752 --> 00:46:05,003 - Thank you. - Okay. 611 00:46:08,048 --> 00:46:09,091 Mom. 612 00:46:11,385 --> 00:46:12,428 Mom. 613 00:46:13,178 --> 00:46:14,221 Mom. 614 00:46:15,013 --> 00:46:16,432 You were asleep. 615 00:46:17,933 --> 00:46:18,934 Scratch my arm. 616 00:46:20,269 --> 00:46:21,353 Okay. 617 00:46:24,523 --> 00:46:25,733 Feels so good. 618 00:47:28,128 --> 00:47:31,381 Hi, Nat. Um… Can I get a Mauresque please? 619 00:47:31,799 --> 00:47:32,925 Khop khun kha. 620 00:47:35,469 --> 00:47:36,595 I love your outfit. 621 00:47:38,013 --> 00:47:39,014 Thank you. 622 00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:41,475 I love your teeth. 623 00:47:43,352 --> 00:47:44,394 Thank you. 624 00:47:44,478 --> 00:47:46,814 - You're from England, right? - Yeah. 625 00:47:47,481 --> 00:47:49,399 I used to go to London all the time for work. 626 00:47:49,483 --> 00:47:50,984 - Ooh, for work? - Yeah. 627 00:47:51,068 --> 00:47:55,113 - What was your work? - No, just, you know, modeling. 628 00:47:55,197 --> 00:47:57,032 Oh, how glamorous. 629 00:47:57,658 --> 00:47:59,952 - Are you from London? - No, I'm from Manchester. 630 00:48:00,035 --> 00:48:03,455 Oh, okay. Are you here by yourself? 631 00:48:03,539 --> 00:48:06,041 No. My boyfriend's hiding from me. 632 00:48:06,124 --> 00:48:07,751 No way, that's like my boyfriend. 633 00:48:08,293 --> 00:48:09,586 Your boyfriend hides from you? 634 00:48:09,670 --> 00:48:12,422 Yeah. I mean, he just tells me to get lost 635 00:48:12,506 --> 00:48:13,715 because I get on his nerves. 636 00:48:14,424 --> 00:48:16,510 But honestly, he's so fucking boring, 637 00:48:16,593 --> 00:48:18,053 I almost don't even care. 638 00:48:21,557 --> 00:48:22,975 How long have you been here for? 639 00:48:23,308 --> 00:48:24,518 A year. 640 00:48:24,601 --> 00:48:26,103 You've been at this hotel for a year? 641 00:48:26,186 --> 00:48:28,856 No, no. We have a house at the top of the hill. 642 00:48:28,939 --> 00:48:31,775 We just come down here to eat, but we just got in a fight, 643 00:48:31,859 --> 00:48:33,318 so I'm letting him cool off. 644 00:48:33,902 --> 00:48:35,654 He's behind me, the bald guy. 645 00:48:38,156 --> 00:48:39,783 The one with the orange shirt. 646 00:48:40,909 --> 00:48:41,952 Oh. 647 00:48:48,417 --> 00:48:50,210 Yeah, you'll notice a lot of bald White guys 648 00:48:50,294 --> 00:48:51,628 - in Thailand. - Yeah? 649 00:48:52,504 --> 00:48:54,464 The locals call them LBHs. 650 00:48:56,174 --> 00:48:57,342 Losers back home. 651 00:48:57,885 --> 00:48:58,969 Oh. 652 00:49:02,389 --> 00:49:03,515 Thank you, Nat. 653 00:49:04,808 --> 00:49:06,143 My boyfriend's going bald. 654 00:49:07,728 --> 00:49:09,229 So much in common. 655 00:49:09,479 --> 00:49:10,606 We really do. 656 00:49:14,610 --> 00:49:16,069 What are you having? Martini? 657 00:49:16,153 --> 00:49:18,447 - Yes, please. - Nat, another martini, please. 658 00:49:18,530 --> 00:49:19,823 - Thank you. - Thank you. 659 00:49:21,325 --> 00:49:23,869 - Hey, let's get pissed. - Let's get pissed. 660 00:49:24,828 --> 00:49:26,038 Cheers. 661 00:49:26,538 --> 00:49:27,748 It's so nice to meet you. 662 00:49:27,831 --> 00:49:29,291 So nice to meet you. 663 00:49:31,627 --> 00:49:32,628 I mean it. 664 00:49:32,711 --> 00:49:34,922 Everybody's so nice, and I love the culture. 665 00:49:35,005 --> 00:49:37,424 They're always lighting candles, and everything smells so good. 666 00:49:37,507 --> 00:49:39,635 Oh! and I saw two Black people tonight, 667 00:49:39,718 --> 00:49:41,136 and they weren't staff. 668 00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:45,223 - That's awesome, Mom. - So, you got a final today? 669 00:49:45,307 --> 00:49:47,851 Yeah, I have microeconomics this morning, 670 00:49:47,935 --> 00:49:49,269 then statistics Wednesday. 671 00:49:50,270 --> 00:49:51,396 And then, I'm coming to see you. 672 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,441 I can't wait. I don't know what I expected, 673 00:49:54,524 --> 00:49:56,026 but I'm starting to feel like something good's 674 00:49:56,151 --> 00:49:57,402 going to come out of this. 675 00:49:57,486 --> 00:49:58,695 You deserve it, Mom. 676 00:49:59,696 --> 00:50:01,281 All right. I'm gonna let you go. 677 00:50:01,365 --> 00:50:03,450 I love you, and I miss you. 678 00:50:04,117 --> 00:50:05,869 And, uh, good luck on your finals. 679 00:50:05,953 --> 00:50:07,537 - Love you. - Bye. 680 00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:14,544 No, no, no, no. The fuck was that? 681 00:50:15,420 --> 00:50:18,340 Uh-uh. No snake falling on my head. Uh-uh. 682 00:50:19,049 --> 00:50:20,634 Mm-mm. Not today. 683 00:50:28,225 --> 00:50:31,561 Okay, Jac, I know that it's nice to have 684 00:50:31,645 --> 00:50:33,605 the red carpet rolled out for you all the time, 685 00:50:34,272 --> 00:50:37,025 but is it weird to have people constantly kissing your ass? 686 00:50:37,109 --> 00:50:38,485 Because I think I would go crazy. 687 00:50:39,611 --> 00:50:43,615 It's fine. I always have to be gracious. 688 00:50:44,241 --> 00:50:46,368 And I can't have a bad day in public anymore. 689 00:50:46,702 --> 00:50:49,329 And I'm sure you have to wonder about people's motives. 690 00:50:49,746 --> 00:50:51,456 I mean, I even get that. 691 00:50:52,165 --> 00:50:54,751 Everyone in Austin knows about Dave and his company. 692 00:50:55,377 --> 00:50:57,879 And there's so many times I think someone wants 693 00:50:57,963 --> 00:51:00,590 to be my friend because they like me. 694 00:51:00,674 --> 00:51:02,134 I mean, I think I'm cool. 695 00:51:02,759 --> 00:51:04,261 But then I realize, 696 00:51:04,511 --> 00:51:06,471 pretty quickly, they have some agenda. 697 00:51:06,555 --> 00:51:10,434 They, you know, want a donation or a job for their kid, 698 00:51:10,517 --> 00:51:13,478 or want me to get them on some board. 699 00:51:14,187 --> 00:51:15,272 I'm not complaining. 700 00:51:15,355 --> 00:51:17,816 I'm lucky to be in a position to help people. 701 00:51:18,483 --> 00:51:20,110 - But… - We're all lucky. 702 00:51:20,777 --> 00:51:22,362 - We're so lucky. - Yeah. 703 00:51:23,905 --> 00:51:25,532 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 704 00:51:25,866 --> 00:51:28,618 I am always bragging that I know you, 705 00:51:28,702 --> 00:51:30,287 and people don't believe we're friends. 706 00:51:30,328 --> 00:51:31,955 And I'm like, "I'm telling you, 707 00:51:32,039 --> 00:51:33,832 she's like one of my closest friends." 708 00:51:33,915 --> 00:51:35,000 Yeah. 709 00:51:35,584 --> 00:51:36,710 Well, and you. 710 00:51:37,252 --> 00:51:39,963 Your kids are gorgeous, your beautiful homes. 711 00:51:40,047 --> 00:51:41,673 You're totally winning life. 712 00:51:43,175 --> 00:51:45,010 Well, look at you. 713 00:51:45,093 --> 00:51:47,012 Now, you've found the man of your dreams. 714 00:51:47,095 --> 00:51:49,222 Oh my God. Who would have ever thought? 715 00:51:49,306 --> 00:51:50,515 Right? 716 00:51:54,436 --> 00:51:57,397 - Yeah. - Oh, and Laurie. 717 00:51:58,815 --> 00:52:02,611 You just… Everything you do is just so hard. 718 00:52:04,362 --> 00:52:06,364 You know, you've always been so impressive. 719 00:52:06,448 --> 00:52:08,992 I mean, that corporate world is so tough. 720 00:52:09,785 --> 00:52:10,911 Yeah. 721 00:52:11,286 --> 00:52:16,374 And your daughter seems like she is turning into a really cool girl. 722 00:52:18,210 --> 00:52:19,211 Yeah? 723 00:52:19,795 --> 00:52:20,921 Yeah. 724 00:52:21,838 --> 00:52:23,131 Thanks. 725 00:52:24,758 --> 00:52:26,051 Dave said, 726 00:52:26,301 --> 00:52:28,762 "So, what? You're going on a midlife crisis trip 727 00:52:28,845 --> 00:52:29,930 with your girlfriends?" 728 00:52:30,013 --> 00:52:34,810 And I was like, "Dave, it is not a midlife crisis trip. 729 00:52:36,144 --> 00:52:37,562 It's a victory tour." 730 00:52:37,646 --> 00:52:39,815 Victory tour. I love that. 731 00:52:41,441 --> 00:52:43,151 That's it. 732 00:52:43,902 --> 00:52:45,862 You guys, I think the jet lag is catching up to me. 733 00:52:47,155 --> 00:52:48,532 Oh! I'm gonna go to bed. 734 00:52:48,615 --> 00:52:50,242 Hey, I'll help you with the door. 735 00:52:50,325 --> 00:52:51,493 Okay, night night. 736 00:52:51,576 --> 00:52:54,079 - Mmm. Bye. - Good night. 737 00:52:55,705 --> 00:52:56,748 Night night. Love you, too. 738 00:52:56,832 --> 00:52:57,916 - Love you both. - I'll get… 739 00:52:57,999 --> 00:52:59,709 - I'll get the door. - Oh, thank you. 740 00:54:12,282 --> 00:54:14,534 Identity is a prison. 741 00:54:15,911 --> 00:54:18,788 No one is spared this prison. 742 00:54:20,081 --> 00:54:24,502 Rich man, poor man, success or failure. 743 00:54:25,754 --> 00:54:30,091 We build the prison, lock ourselves inside, 744 00:54:30,634 --> 00:54:32,344 then throw away the key. 745 00:54:36,848 --> 00:54:38,808 You shouldn't humor her bullshit. 746 00:54:39,309 --> 00:54:41,436 All right? She has issues she needs to deal with. 747 00:54:42,771 --> 00:54:44,064 What are her issues? 748 00:54:45,815 --> 00:54:48,526 Well, for one, which I'm sure you've noticed… 749 00:54:50,237 --> 00:54:51,321 she's pretty hot. 750 00:54:54,115 --> 00:54:56,368 But I don't think she's ever been laid before. 751 00:54:59,079 --> 00:55:02,582 Look, Buddhism is for people that want to suppress in life. 752 00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:05,043 They're afraid. Don't get attached. 753 00:55:05,126 --> 00:55:08,880 Don't have desires. Don't even try. 754 00:55:09,965 --> 00:55:11,466 Just sit there in a lotus position 755 00:55:11,549 --> 00:55:12,884 with a thumb up your ass. 756 00:55:15,011 --> 00:55:17,180 But, I mean, it is good to want things. 757 00:55:17,806 --> 00:55:19,724 You know, as long as you can get 'em. 758 00:55:20,558 --> 00:55:22,310 I mean, getting what you want in life, 759 00:55:22,394 --> 00:55:23,687 that's happiness, bro. 760 00:55:25,855 --> 00:55:26,856 But… 761 00:55:29,276 --> 00:55:31,403 what do I want, I guess? 762 00:55:32,946 --> 00:55:34,114 Pussy. 763 00:55:34,990 --> 00:55:38,326 Money, freedom, respect. I mean, look, you're… 764 00:55:38,410 --> 00:55:40,245 you're smart and good-looking, Loch. 765 00:55:40,829 --> 00:55:42,664 I mean, sure, we need to buff you up a little bit, 766 00:55:42,747 --> 00:55:44,249 but you've got so much ammo. 767 00:55:45,917 --> 00:55:49,504 You don't need to shrink away from life like her. 768 00:55:52,424 --> 00:55:55,635 Get laid. Get everything. 769 00:55:57,554 --> 00:55:58,680 I'm gonna help you. 770 00:56:00,056 --> 00:56:01,516 - Thanks. - Yeah. 771 00:56:03,935 --> 00:56:05,270 No problem. 772 00:56:16,072 --> 00:56:17,407 So, what kind of porn do you like? 773 00:56:19,492 --> 00:56:20,577 What? 774 00:56:21,244 --> 00:56:25,206 Like hot teacher? Bukkake? 775 00:56:29,419 --> 00:56:31,546 Real question is, how the fuck am I gonna jerk off 776 00:56:31,629 --> 00:56:33,089 with you in here all week? 777 00:56:37,677 --> 00:56:39,262 Eh, I'll just go to the bathroom. 778 00:57:14,464 --> 00:57:17,092 Timothy. I just got a second wind. 779 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:19,928 Oh, shit. 780 00:57:28,645 --> 00:57:30,772 Don't worry. I took a Lorazepam. 781 00:57:42,033 --> 00:57:44,577 That guy on the boat was such an asshole. 782 00:57:45,703 --> 00:57:48,790 Saw him in front of the hotel. Asshole again. 783 00:57:50,625 --> 00:57:52,585 He's probably just jealous. 784 00:57:54,671 --> 00:57:56,923 I mean, you have a beautiful wife, right? 785 00:58:00,135 --> 00:58:01,261 Yes, I do. 786 00:58:01,928 --> 00:58:04,556 - The most beautiful. - Who adores you. 787 00:58:05,765 --> 00:58:09,894 You have three perfect children who worship you. 788 00:58:09,978 --> 00:58:12,021 You have an amazing career. 789 00:58:13,273 --> 00:58:14,607 And what does he have? 790 00:58:16,109 --> 00:58:19,654 Cirrhosis? Lung cancer? 791 00:58:20,238 --> 00:58:22,240 Some bimbo he met on the internet? 792 00:58:26,035 --> 00:58:28,746 We have it good. No doubt. 793 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:34,711 And it's all because of you. You did it. 794 00:58:37,464 --> 00:58:39,632 Everyone tells me what a great man you are.