1 00:02:15,982 --> 00:02:18,901 I'm just so happy we're all in the same place. 2 00:02:18,902 --> 00:02:21,653 I mean, talking on the phone is just not the same. 3 00:02:21,654 --> 00:02:23,322 You can't really make new memories 4 00:02:23,323 --> 00:02:24,907 when you just have dinner twice a year. 5 00:02:24,908 --> 00:02:28,620 I know. I don't even think I've seen Laurie in like four years. 6 00:02:29,281 --> 00:02:30,662 - She seems great. - Yeah. 7 00:02:30,663 --> 00:02:31,955 - Mm-hmm. - She looks great. 8 00:02:31,956 --> 00:02:32,998 Mm-hmm. 9 00:02:32,999 --> 00:02:34,792 She's always had so much energy. 10 00:02:34,793 --> 00:02:37,712 I mean, she's always just been such a hard charger. 11 00:02:38,421 --> 00:02:40,672 I love her. Hmm. 12 00:02:40,673 --> 00:02:42,841 - She's such a great girl. - Mmm. 13 00:02:42,842 --> 00:02:44,260 - Great friend. - Mm-hmm. 14 00:02:46,096 --> 00:02:48,013 Sounded like that divorce got pretty gnarly. 15 00:02:48,014 --> 00:02:49,848 - Yeah. - That's gotta be hard. 16 00:02:49,849 --> 00:02:51,975 She had to pay him palimony, right? 17 00:02:51,976 --> 00:02:54,353 - So ridiculous. Why? - To that loser? 18 00:02:54,354 --> 00:02:56,855 Can you imagine? I mean, I'd be furious. 19 00:02:56,856 --> 00:02:59,776 After he freeloaded off of her for years. 20 00:03:01,277 --> 00:03:03,195 And I guess the whole thing's been, you know, 21 00:03:03,196 --> 00:03:04,863 really hard on Ellie, 22 00:03:04,864 --> 00:03:07,533 - which is so sad... - Aw, no. 23 00:03:07,534 --> 00:03:09,701 Because she was such an adorable little girl. 24 00:03:09,702 --> 00:03:13,123 My God. She was so cute. I wanted to steal her. 25 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:18,044 But I guess she's turned into a real... 26 00:03:19,671 --> 00:03:20,922 Yeah. 27 00:03:21,631 --> 00:03:22,799 What? 28 00:03:24,175 --> 00:03:27,052 Apparently, she's been kicked out of two schools. 29 00:03:27,053 --> 00:03:28,887 - No. - She's like a hitter. 30 00:03:28,888 --> 00:03:32,433 - She's a bruiser. - Oh, no. 31 00:03:33,309 --> 00:03:36,019 - She throws furniture. - What? 32 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:37,688 You have to wonder about these people 33 00:03:37,689 --> 00:03:40,065 who insist on raising their kids in New York. 34 00:03:40,066 --> 00:03:41,733 I mean, what are they thinking? 35 00:03:41,734 --> 00:03:44,404 Honestly. The kids can't play. 36 00:03:45,572 --> 00:03:46,905 There's no childhood. 37 00:03:46,906 --> 00:03:48,824 They're all, like, sucking each other off 38 00:03:48,825 --> 00:03:50,367 at, like, eight years old. 39 00:03:50,368 --> 00:03:53,079 I am sure they're doing that in Texas too, Kate. 40 00:03:54,622 --> 00:03:57,875 But, you know, Laurie's work is there. 41 00:03:57,876 --> 00:04:00,002 She's always defined herself by her work, 42 00:04:00,003 --> 00:04:03,089 so I guess it's good she has that. 43 00:04:06,009 --> 00:04:07,010 What? 44 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:09,928 Don't you remember how she was talking 45 00:04:09,929 --> 00:04:12,015 about how she was gonna get that big promotion? 46 00:04:12,807 --> 00:04:13,849 Was she? 47 00:04:13,850 --> 00:04:15,602 Yeah, they were gonna make her partner. 48 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:17,519 What are you saying? 49 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,230 I'm saying I don't think it happened. 50 00:04:19,898 --> 00:04:21,106 No? 51 00:04:21,107 --> 00:04:23,151 I think she's kind of stalled out there. 52 00:04:23,818 --> 00:04:25,485 - Oh, no. - I know. 53 00:04:25,486 --> 00:04:27,112 Laurie. 54 00:04:27,113 --> 00:04:30,909 I mean, you devote your whole life to one firm? 55 00:04:32,535 --> 00:04:33,703 The world's brutal. 56 00:04:36,998 --> 00:04:38,750 No wonder she looks defeated. 57 00:04:44,214 --> 00:04:45,965 I thought you said she looked great. 58 00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:51,095 Well... she does. 59 00:04:52,222 --> 00:04:55,098 But she also looks tired. 60 00:04:55,099 --> 00:04:56,141 - Don't you think? - Mm-hmm. 61 00:04:56,142 --> 00:04:58,645 - A little down? - Might be the drinking. 62 00:05:00,396 --> 00:05:02,814 She did drink like a whole bottle tonight. 63 00:05:02,815 --> 00:05:04,191 Mmm. More than that. 64 00:05:04,192 --> 00:05:07,444 Mmm. I just love her so much. 65 00:05:07,445 --> 00:05:10,906 I do, too. I just worry about her. 66 00:05:12,116 --> 00:05:13,200 Oh my God! 67 00:05:14,327 --> 00:05:17,120 Laurie! Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 68 00:05:18,790 --> 00:05:20,916 - Sorry. - Oh my God. 69 00:05:22,001 --> 00:05:25,212 What are you do... What is... 70 00:05:25,213 --> 00:05:27,631 - It's locked. It's locked. - Oh! 71 00:05:27,632 --> 00:05:29,925 Oh my gosh. Did... 72 00:05:29,926 --> 00:05:32,094 - I... Did I lock it? - What, did I scare you guys? 73 00:05:32,095 --> 00:05:34,012 - Yes, you scared us. - I left my, um... 74 00:05:34,013 --> 00:05:36,224 I left my bag with my charger. 75 00:05:38,142 --> 00:05:39,519 We were just talking about you. 76 00:05:40,311 --> 00:05:41,520 - Yeah? - Yeah. 77 00:05:41,521 --> 00:05:44,023 How long it's been since I've actually seen you. 78 00:05:45,275 --> 00:05:49,861 - Just... how great you look. - Aw. Thank you. 79 00:05:49,862 --> 00:05:52,030 Yeah, and how excited I am to get to be able to spend 80 00:05:52,031 --> 00:05:53,991 the whole week with you all to myself. 81 00:05:53,992 --> 00:05:55,951 - Yeah. - Well, you're gonna have 82 00:05:55,952 --> 00:05:57,744 - to share her with me. - Oh, I know. 83 00:05:57,745 --> 00:06:00,664 - Love you. - You guys, I can't even believe it. 84 00:06:00,665 --> 00:06:03,208 All right. Good night. 85 00:06:03,209 --> 00:06:04,668 I'll see you in the morning. Love you. 86 00:06:04,669 --> 00:06:05,794 - Love you. - Good night. 87 00:06:05,795 --> 00:06:07,379 Okay, do you need me to walk you to...? 88 00:06:07,380 --> 00:06:08,505 - No, no. - You got it? 89 00:06:08,506 --> 00:06:10,215 - Yes. - Are you sure? 90 00:06:10,216 --> 00:06:12,551 - Yes. - Okay. 91 00:06:12,552 --> 00:06:14,804 Maybe text me when you get to your room. 92 00:06:16,973 --> 00:06:19,224 Oh my God. 93 00:06:19,225 --> 00:06:23,813 Oh my God. That scared the shit out of me. 94 00:06:26,357 --> 00:06:28,567 I thought it was a monkey. 95 00:06:33,350 --> 00:06:38,642 sync and corrections by solfieri www.addic7ed.com 96 00:08:25,393 --> 00:08:27,103 Where the fuck am I? 97 00:08:36,988 --> 00:08:39,407 Okay, Thailand. Let's do this. 98 00:09:55,733 --> 00:09:59,444 Where is this goddamn coffee? It's gotta be 15 minutes. 99 00:09:59,445 --> 00:10:01,279 Hey, excuse me, we ordered coffee? 100 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,572 Yes. I get it right away. 101 00:10:02,573 --> 00:10:04,491 - Thanks. - Did you not get enough sleep? 102 00:10:04,492 --> 00:10:05,742 No. 103 00:10:05,743 --> 00:10:07,954 You should have taken my Lorazepam. 104 00:10:08,454 --> 00:10:09,788 I slept like a corpse. 105 00:10:09,789 --> 00:10:12,791 Well, you know I don't like taking drugs. 106 00:10:12,792 --> 00:10:14,292 You know, I'm like you, Dad. 107 00:10:14,293 --> 00:10:16,127 I don't like taking drugs either. 108 00:10:16,128 --> 00:10:18,964 What are you talking about? You take Adderall all day. 109 00:10:18,965 --> 00:10:20,799 So I can get shit done, yeah. 110 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,968 Yeah, and steroids. 111 00:10:22,969 --> 00:10:24,636 No. 112 00:10:24,637 --> 00:10:25,971 - Dad, really? - Hmm? 113 00:10:25,972 --> 00:10:27,597 - Come on. - Piper. 114 00:10:27,598 --> 00:10:29,641 It's a call I cannot miss, okay? 115 00:10:29,642 --> 00:10:31,977 We come all the way here for you and your thesis, 116 00:10:31,978 --> 00:10:34,688 so make some concessions for the rest of us. 117 00:10:34,689 --> 00:10:37,314 Okay, but I didn't choose to stay at this hotel. 118 00:10:38,317 --> 00:10:40,443 Well, we chose it 'cause it's your kind of thing. 119 00:10:40,444 --> 00:10:41,987 No, it's not. 120 00:10:41,988 --> 00:10:44,823 It's like a Disneyland for rich bohemians from Malibu 121 00:10:44,824 --> 00:10:46,784 in their Lululemon yoga pants. 122 00:10:48,077 --> 00:10:49,995 - Um, sorry. - Hey. 123 00:10:49,996 --> 00:10:52,080 Hi. I'm sorry. 124 00:10:52,081 --> 00:10:53,832 Um, this is really bothering me. 125 00:10:53,833 --> 00:10:55,251 Is your name Victoria? 126 00:10:56,252 --> 00:10:57,252 Mmm. Hmm? 127 00:10:57,253 --> 00:10:59,296 I saw you on the boat yesterday, and I was like, 128 00:10:59,297 --> 00:11:02,549 "I've met her somewhere," and I think I've placed it. 129 00:11:02,550 --> 00:11:04,427 - Mmm. - Do you know Claire Popovich? 130 00:11:05,136 --> 00:11:06,886 Mmm. Yes. I do. 131 00:11:06,887 --> 00:11:08,013 You and I 132 00:11:08,014 --> 00:11:10,682 were at a baby shower in Austin together. 133 00:11:10,683 --> 00:11:14,102 Kate Bohr. Claire is one of my great friends in Austin, 134 00:11:14,103 --> 00:11:16,105 and yeah, we spent a weekend together! 135 00:11:16,647 --> 00:11:19,066 Hi. 136 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:21,736 Yes. 137 00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:26,282 But do you remember meeting me? 138 00:11:28,659 --> 00:11:32,246 Yeah, your hair, your... your hair was different, right? 139 00:11:33,748 --> 00:11:35,832 Well, maybe, maybe. Maybe. 140 00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:38,209 Um, these are my friends. 141 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:39,753 This is Jaclyn and Laurie. 142 00:11:39,754 --> 00:11:41,921 - Hi. - Hey. What's up? 143 00:11:41,922 --> 00:11:44,299 Gosh, it's such a small world, isn't it? 144 00:11:49,096 --> 00:11:51,891 I just saw Claire right before I left. 145 00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:55,185 If I talk to her, I'll tell her you said hello. 146 00:12:05,446 --> 00:12:09,366 Okay, well, you all enjoy your vacation. 147 00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:10,700 You too. 148 00:12:10,701 --> 00:12:12,744 - I'll leave you be. - Bye. Nice to meet you. 149 00:12:12,745 --> 00:12:14,038 - Bye. - Bye. 150 00:12:20,378 --> 00:12:22,545 I don't think she remembers you. 151 00:12:22,546 --> 00:12:27,218 Jaclyn, we spent a whole weekend together. 152 00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:30,428 I mean, a whole weekend. 153 00:12:30,429 --> 00:12:33,932 Am I not memorable? 154 00:12:33,933 --> 00:12:36,560 I mean, who cares? She seems a little crazy. 155 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:40,773 Mom? 156 00:12:42,525 --> 00:12:44,943 - Why were you like that? - Like what? 157 00:12:44,944 --> 00:12:48,279 - You were... kind of rude. - No, I wasn't. 158 00:12:49,907 --> 00:12:53,243 - You were pretty standoffish, at least. - Well... Oh, please. 159 00:12:53,244 --> 00:12:54,787 What does she want from me? 160 00:12:55,955 --> 00:12:58,415 We met at a baby shower ten years ago. 161 00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:02,669 I mean, so what? Who cares? 162 00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:04,129 Well, I... I think she was just trying 163 00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:06,756 to be friendly and say hi. 164 00:13:06,757 --> 00:13:09,760 I'm on vacation with my family. I don't know her. 165 00:13:12,471 --> 00:13:15,974 - Her friend is Jaclyn Lemon. - Mmm. Who's that? 166 00:13:15,975 --> 00:13:18,017 - She's an actress. - Mmm. 167 00:13:18,018 --> 00:13:20,312 - She's famous. - Well, should I be impressed? 168 00:13:21,605 --> 00:13:23,815 Actresses are all basically prostitutes. 169 00:13:29,196 --> 00:13:31,448 If they're lucky. Am I right? 170 00:13:39,123 --> 00:13:41,708 - Sawatdee kha. - Hey, Mook! 171 00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:43,710 I just want to confirm this morning 172 00:13:43,711 --> 00:13:46,546 we have a body scrub and waxing for Miss Chelsea. 173 00:13:46,547 --> 00:13:48,006 Yep, amazing. 174 00:13:48,007 --> 00:13:50,592 And for Khun Rick, a stress management session 175 00:13:50,593 --> 00:13:51,927 with Dr. Amrita. 176 00:13:53,929 --> 00:13:57,432 No. No, I d... I didn't sign up for that. 177 00:13:57,433 --> 00:14:00,018 Yeah, I did. You need it. 178 00:14:00,019 --> 00:14:03,605 Well, I'm not going to do it. So, cancel it. 179 00:14:03,606 --> 00:14:04,856 No, thank you. Okay? 180 00:14:04,857 --> 00:14:06,357 No, you can't cancel it. 181 00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:08,359 It's too late to cancel. We'll have to pay for it anyway. 182 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,361 Thank you. 183 00:14:10,362 --> 00:14:14,282 Well, Amrita is wonderful. Everyone loves her. 184 00:14:14,283 --> 00:14:16,659 Yeah, they love her, Rick. She's the best they have. 185 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:18,369 I'll bet. 186 00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:19,872 He's really looking forward to it. 187 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,665 Okay. Well... Well, enjoy your treatments 188 00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:24,043 - and see you later. - Thanks. 189 00:14:25,503 --> 00:14:27,046 She's too sweet. 190 00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:29,547 Hey, I made a friend last night. 191 00:14:29,548 --> 00:14:30,840 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 192 00:14:30,841 --> 00:14:32,092 When you were hiding from me. 193 00:14:33,511 --> 00:14:34,761 I wasn't hiding from you. 194 00:14:34,762 --> 00:14:38,014 Anyway, she's super cool. We met at the bar. 195 00:14:38,015 --> 00:14:40,892 She lives in a house on top of the hill with her boyfriend. 196 00:14:40,893 --> 00:14:43,979 He must be loaded. She's invited us for dinner. 197 00:14:44,522 --> 00:14:45,773 And I said yes. 198 00:14:47,483 --> 00:14:49,484 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. 199 00:14:49,485 --> 00:14:51,653 You're going to have loads in common with him. 200 00:14:51,654 --> 00:14:54,657 - Yeah, like what? - You're both old. 201 00:14:55,908 --> 00:14:56,909 Nice. 202 00:14:57,451 --> 00:14:59,494 I mean, he's your age. 203 00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:01,663 Oh, and he's bald. And you're going bald. 204 00:15:01,664 --> 00:15:03,833 I'm not going bald. 205 00:15:05,543 --> 00:15:06,585 Okay. 206 00:15:12,132 --> 00:15:13,258 The flowers. 207 00:15:14,969 --> 00:15:18,848 Yeah. We should have more colorful flowers. 208 00:15:25,104 --> 00:15:26,271 - Oh. - Sawatdee khrap. 209 00:15:26,272 --> 00:15:27,940 - Oh. Oh, hi. - Mm-hmm. 210 00:15:28,607 --> 00:15:29,650 How did you sleep? 211 00:15:30,401 --> 00:15:31,442 - Great. - Great. Yeah. 212 00:15:31,443 --> 00:15:32,485 Awesome. 213 00:15:32,486 --> 00:15:33,653 - Wonderful. - Yeah, great. 214 00:15:33,654 --> 00:15:35,238 This morning, I'm going to give you 215 00:15:35,239 --> 00:15:36,614 - your biomarker tests. - Oh. 216 00:15:36,615 --> 00:15:38,783 And based on the results, we will come up with protocols 217 00:15:38,784 --> 00:15:40,451 for each of you. 218 00:15:40,452 --> 00:15:42,580 - Uh-oh. - Fantastic. 219 00:15:43,747 --> 00:15:45,915 I look forward to working with you ladies. 220 00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:47,292 - I'll see you soon. - Okay. 221 00:15:47,293 --> 00:15:49,420 Thank you, Valentin. Phew! 222 00:15:52,548 --> 00:15:53,631 See you at the spa. 223 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,404 Somebody's got to try that, and you're the only one who's single. 224 00:15:58,109 --> 00:15:59,497 - Laurie? - No. 225 00:16:01,515 --> 00:16:04,143 Come on. Laurie, he's cute. 226 00:16:05,978 --> 00:16:06,978 What? 227 00:16:06,979 --> 00:16:08,271 - Shut up! - Gee, Laurie! That's it! 228 00:16:08,272 --> 00:16:09,814 That's the spirit! 229 00:16:09,815 --> 00:16:11,024 It's Cancun all over again. 230 00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:12,483 - No, no, no! - Yes, it is. 231 00:16:12,484 --> 00:16:14,652 - No. - It's Cancun. It's Cancun. 232 00:16:27,249 --> 00:16:28,333 Sawatdee kha. 233 00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:29,500 - Hey, hey. - Hmm? 234 00:16:29,501 --> 00:16:31,669 Um, I have schedules 235 00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:34,297 for everyone based on speaking with Mr. Ratliff 236 00:16:34,298 --> 00:16:36,215 and your own requests. 237 00:16:36,216 --> 00:16:39,761 - Oh, a sports massage. Nice. - Oh, this looks great. 238 00:16:39,762 --> 00:16:41,012 Mr. Ratliff, I didn't book you 239 00:16:41,013 --> 00:16:42,972 in anything because you said that you just wanted 240 00:16:42,973 --> 00:16:44,266 to go to the gym. Is that...? 241 00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:46,684 Killing it, Pam. All right. 242 00:16:46,685 --> 00:16:49,228 Hey, guys. Y'all have a great day. 243 00:16:49,229 --> 00:16:50,355 I'll see you later. 244 00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:51,773 - Thank you, darling. - Have a lovely day. 245 00:16:51,774 --> 00:16:52,900 - See you, Dad. - Bye. 246 00:16:57,738 --> 00:17:00,531 So, I thought today, to begin our exchange, 247 00:17:00,532 --> 00:17:03,534 I could give you my signature treatment, 248 00:17:03,535 --> 00:17:05,536 the warrior massage. 249 00:17:05,537 --> 00:17:06,913 I'm not going say no to that. 250 00:17:06,914 --> 00:17:09,374 And then maybe after lunch, 251 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,460 you could give me your signature treatment, 252 00:17:12,086 --> 00:17:13,169 and then, we discuss. 253 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:15,046 But let's let our hands do the talking first. 254 00:17:15,047 --> 00:17:16,214 Yes. Oh. The... 255 00:17:16,215 --> 00:17:19,593 - I like you, Pornchai. - This way. 256 00:17:23,889 --> 00:17:27,475 Yeah, sometimes with massages, I can get very stressed out, 257 00:17:27,476 --> 00:17:31,396 and I just feel kind of claustrophobic. 258 00:17:31,397 --> 00:17:33,524 These help me to really relax. 259 00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:37,944 Hmm. 260 00:17:46,328 --> 00:17:47,413 Whoo! 261 00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:51,916 Inhale and reach up. Arms up. 262 00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:54,210 Exhale, opening up, warrior 2, hips forwards, 263 00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:56,921 the right arm sends the fingers out to the side. 264 00:17:56,922 --> 00:17:58,090 Long breath out. 265 00:18:01,468 --> 00:18:03,970 Inhale, left elbow, left knee. 266 00:18:03,971 --> 00:18:06,515 The right arm reaches over and above your head. 267 00:18:07,975 --> 00:18:10,727 Exhale, both hands down to the mat. 268 00:18:10,728 --> 00:18:12,437 Inhale to lift your chest. 269 00:18:12,438 --> 00:18:15,315 And exhale, step back, downward-facing dog. 270 00:18:58,567 --> 00:18:59,567 Hey. 271 00:18:59,568 --> 00:19:01,986 Hey, it's me. Sorry to call so late. 272 00:19:01,987 --> 00:19:04,989 Just checking in. Did... did Kenny Nguyen call? 273 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:06,657 No, he still hasn't. 274 00:19:06,658 --> 00:19:09,577 Really? Weaselly fucker. 275 00:19:09,578 --> 00:19:11,370 All right. Look, he's got my cell, 276 00:19:11,371 --> 00:19:12,663 but if he calls the office tomorrow, 277 00:19:12,664 --> 00:19:14,290 just put him through. Doesn't matter what time 278 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:17,001 it is here. I... I really gotta talk to him. 279 00:19:17,002 --> 00:19:20,671 Someone did call from the Washington Post, though. 280 00:19:20,672 --> 00:19:22,173 You mean the Wall Street Journal? 281 00:19:22,174 --> 00:19:24,675 No, no. He said the Washington Post. 282 00:19:24,676 --> 00:19:27,762 He was being very pushy. He said it was urgent. 283 00:19:27,763 --> 00:19:29,514 I'll send his info with all your calls 284 00:19:29,515 --> 00:19:30,890 - in an email. - Well, did... Did he s... 285 00:19:30,891 --> 00:19:33,601 Mr. Ratliff, I'm sorry, but you gotta... 286 00:19:33,602 --> 00:19:35,311 Yeah, just put everything in the email 287 00:19:35,312 --> 00:19:36,854 - and send it to me ASAP. - Will do. 288 00:19:36,855 --> 00:19:38,523 Thanks. 289 00:19:38,524 --> 00:19:41,025 Are you sure you don't want to be free of that for the week? 290 00:19:41,026 --> 00:19:43,444 I think, you know, it could be quite a relief. 291 00:19:43,445 --> 00:19:46,364 I'm sure it would be a relief if you stopped asking me. 292 00:19:46,365 --> 00:19:48,283 Okay. Say no more. 293 00:19:50,178 --> 00:19:52,537 So, how the current is conducted tells us a lot 294 00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:54,247 about what's going on in your body. 295 00:19:54,248 --> 00:19:56,874 - What, like shock treatment? - No. Maybe just a little tickle. 296 00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:58,876 Okay. 297 00:19:58,877 --> 00:20:01,712 - Okay. Female. - Hmm. 298 00:20:01,713 --> 00:20:04,048 And here's the milk soap. 299 00:20:04,049 --> 00:20:05,551 Mmm! 300 00:20:08,637 --> 00:20:10,806 Sea salt, to scrub the feet. 301 00:20:13,475 --> 00:20:15,352 Feels so good. 302 00:20:22,109 --> 00:20:23,734 Your numbers are very good. 303 00:20:23,735 --> 00:20:25,695 Markers could be of a woman half your age. 304 00:20:25,696 --> 00:20:28,532 - Shut up. Really? - Very good numbers. 305 00:20:30,492 --> 00:20:31,952 Please, tell me more. 306 00:20:33,912 --> 00:20:35,914 Okay. 307 00:20:45,799 --> 00:20:46,925 Whoa. 308 00:20:49,011 --> 00:20:53,598 In the Enneagram, I'm a nine. I'm easygoing, peacemaker. 309 00:20:53,599 --> 00:20:55,309 But it also means I'm quite complacent, 310 00:20:56,518 --> 00:20:59,605 which isn't always good. Hey, you're probably a two. 311 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,940 Yeah. Most healers are twos. 312 00:21:32,012 --> 00:21:34,848 Tell me. How do you feel today? 313 00:21:37,768 --> 00:21:38,810 I don't know. 314 00:21:41,146 --> 00:21:45,608 Your level of stress, would you say out of ten, 315 00:21:45,609 --> 00:21:50,071 one being no stress at all, ten extremely stressed? 316 00:21:50,072 --> 00:21:54,701 I'm going to say an eight. 317 00:21:55,577 --> 00:21:56,870 You're always at eight? 318 00:21:58,382 --> 00:22:02,047 Weed helps, but I don't want to travel with it. 319 00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:04,377 You wouldn't happen to know if there's a great 320 00:22:04,378 --> 00:22:05,754 weed shop nearby? 321 00:22:08,048 --> 00:22:10,091 Can you remember a time in your life 322 00:22:10,092 --> 00:22:12,678 when you were totally free of stress? 323 00:22:21,061 --> 00:22:22,437 As a child even. 324 00:22:24,189 --> 00:22:28,776 Well... my mother was a drug addict. 325 00:22:28,777 --> 00:22:30,821 She OD'd when I was ten, so... 326 00:22:36,201 --> 00:22:37,244 And your father? 327 00:22:39,579 --> 00:22:43,041 I never knew him. He died before I was born. 328 00:22:45,585 --> 00:22:49,298 He was, um... ... murdered. 329 00:22:53,051 --> 00:22:55,428 Yeah, yeah. 330 00:22:55,429 --> 00:22:57,306 Real fun shit to talk about, right? 331 00:23:03,228 --> 00:23:08,066 Meditation can bring relief... to psychic pain. 332 00:23:09,401 --> 00:23:14,822 Meditation helps you see that the identity you've created 333 00:23:14,823 --> 00:23:16,450 brings you suffering. 334 00:23:18,035 --> 00:23:19,369 I never had an identity. 335 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:26,542 I don't need to detach. I'm already nothing. 336 00:23:26,543 --> 00:23:30,005 Even nothing can be an illusion you tell yourself. 337 00:23:31,256 --> 00:23:34,217 If nobody puts gas in the tank, the tank is empty. 338 00:23:35,344 --> 00:23:38,680 That's not an illusion. The car won't start. 339 00:23:41,099 --> 00:23:42,684 Nothing comes from nothing, right? 340 00:23:56,823 --> 00:23:59,784 Hello. I'm calling from Villa Four. 341 00:23:59,785 --> 00:24:01,660 And we all just had our treatments. 342 00:24:01,661 --> 00:24:04,121 I had a wonderful massage from Hans. 343 00:24:04,122 --> 00:24:08,918 And I was hoping we could order some tea to the room 344 00:24:08,919 --> 00:24:13,464 and maybe some finger foods like "tom ka ti ta lay." 345 00:24:14,883 --> 00:24:18,887 Um, maybe some "kai yang plu bai cha plu. 346 00:24:20,222 --> 00:24:23,474 Kai yang plu bai cha plu." 347 00:24:23,475 --> 00:24:25,768 Saxon, what's with the racket, honey? 348 00:24:25,769 --> 00:24:27,353 I'm on the phone. 349 00:24:33,777 --> 00:24:34,985 And finally, 350 00:24:34,986 --> 00:24:39,491 some "pad Thai goong mae nam." Mmm, thank you. 351 00:24:40,951 --> 00:24:44,995 Saxon. I just had a massage. 352 00:24:44,996 --> 00:24:47,123 You're setting me back. 353 00:24:47,124 --> 00:24:50,668 How can you be so hyper? I thought you had one too. 354 00:24:50,669 --> 00:24:52,546 Yeah, but it kind of sucked. 355 00:24:53,922 --> 00:24:57,299 - Why? What was wrong with it? - It had no happy ending. 356 00:24:57,300 --> 00:25:00,803 - Ugh! - Gross. 357 00:25:00,804 --> 00:25:04,723 What? Aren't they all supposed to be a little speshy-speshy? 358 00:25:04,724 --> 00:25:07,351 Ugh! Ah! 359 00:25:07,352 --> 00:25:08,603 Saxon, stop it! 360 00:25:10,856 --> 00:25:13,816 Lochy, how was deprivation tank? 361 00:25:13,817 --> 00:25:16,402 - It was quiet. - Come on. 362 00:25:16,403 --> 00:25:18,737 What are you looking for? 363 00:25:18,738 --> 00:25:21,323 A blender for my protein shakes, Mom. 364 00:25:21,324 --> 00:25:25,744 Just call the butler and ask for one, honey. 365 00:25:25,745 --> 00:25:27,914 Hey, Lochy, we gotta get you in on this stuff. 366 00:25:28,665 --> 00:25:29,957 Does it taste good? 367 00:25:29,958 --> 00:25:31,750 No, it tastes like crap. Who cares? 368 00:25:31,751 --> 00:25:33,377 It's not about the taste. It's about the pump. 369 00:25:33,378 --> 00:25:35,713 Come on. Hey, Dad! 370 00:25:35,714 --> 00:25:38,300 How's the gym? Do they have a rowing machine? 371 00:25:40,218 --> 00:25:42,553 - Timothy? - Yeah? 372 00:25:42,554 --> 00:25:46,765 - Is everything okay? - No. No, it's not. I d... 373 00:25:46,766 --> 00:25:49,393 We're on the antipodal opposite ends of the Earth 374 00:25:49,394 --> 00:25:52,229 from humanity here. It's why nobody comes here. 375 00:25:52,230 --> 00:25:55,065 It's day here. It's night there. It's night here. It's day there. 376 00:25:55,066 --> 00:25:56,901 I can't get anybody on the phone. 377 00:25:56,902 --> 00:25:58,527 Who do you need to get a hold of? 378 00:25:58,528 --> 00:26:00,697 I'm just saying that the time difference 379 00:26:01,364 --> 00:26:03,867 is aggravating, you know? 380 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:12,167 Poor guy. He works so hard. He needs to calm his ass down. 381 00:26:15,212 --> 00:26:17,631 And this won't be like your warrior massage. 382 00:26:18,590 --> 00:26:21,592 You won't be screaming out in agony. 383 00:26:21,593 --> 00:26:24,763 But, I don't know, people seem to like it. 384 00:26:25,889 --> 00:26:26,890 It's popular. 385 00:26:30,644 --> 00:26:33,230 So, how would you like me? 386 00:26:37,692 --> 00:26:41,445 Uh, on my back or on my stomach? 387 00:26:41,446 --> 00:26:43,280 On my stomach... Not my stomach. 388 00:26:43,281 --> 00:26:45,282 My stomach, your s... Your stomach. 389 00:26:45,283 --> 00:26:47,577 Okay. 390 00:26:48,286 --> 00:26:49,329 There you go. 391 00:27:10,267 --> 00:27:11,685 Ja. 392 00:27:38,545 --> 00:27:41,715 Tam mai? 393 00:28:31,056 --> 00:28:33,599 Por, por, por, por. 394 00:29:00,627 --> 00:29:01,795 So, how was the lady? 395 00:29:05,674 --> 00:29:08,677 She seemed really, like... wise. 396 00:29:09,511 --> 00:29:11,888 Why? 'Cause she's Indian? 397 00:29:13,181 --> 00:29:15,432 Yeah, Rick, because she was Indian, 398 00:29:15,433 --> 00:29:16,976 and all Indians are wise. 399 00:29:21,064 --> 00:29:23,399 She made me sign up again, but... 400 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,235 no fucking way I'm gonna do that. 401 00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:27,820 Why not? 402 00:29:27,821 --> 00:29:30,699 Come on. It's good to talk about things with a wise Indian. 403 00:29:32,701 --> 00:29:34,118 You think you've got it all figured out? 404 00:29:34,119 --> 00:29:35,370 I don't think so. 405 00:29:36,287 --> 00:29:39,666 Hmm. 406 00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:42,000 God, you're so shut down. 407 00:29:42,001 --> 00:29:43,169 - Yeah? - Yeah. 408 00:29:44,087 --> 00:29:45,880 And you are an idiot. 409 00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:50,801 Hey, girl. 410 00:29:50,802 --> 00:29:51,928 Oh, hey. 411 00:29:52,929 --> 00:29:55,305 Hi, I'm Chloe. 412 00:29:55,306 --> 00:29:58,017 You must be Rick, right? I've heard all about you. 413 00:29:58,643 --> 00:29:59,728 He's so jet-lagged. 414 00:30:00,687 --> 00:30:03,439 - And he has a migraine. - Of course. 415 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,900 We're going to hang out so you can have a nap. Okay? 416 00:30:06,985 --> 00:30:08,027 Yeah. 417 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,614 Okay, let's go. 418 00:30:13,450 --> 00:30:15,535 Love you. 419 00:30:17,495 --> 00:30:19,497 Vamos a la playa, chica. 420 00:30:22,584 --> 00:30:25,335 Laurie, how was your session with Valentin? 421 00:30:25,336 --> 00:30:28,338 He said all my numbers were really good. I was shocked. 422 00:30:28,339 --> 00:30:31,300 Yeah. Yeah, my hydration level was one of the highest 423 00:30:31,301 --> 00:30:33,343 he's ever seen, which is cool. 424 00:30:33,344 --> 00:30:35,179 What was your water level, Laurie? 425 00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:37,848 I'd have to look, but he said that my fat mass 426 00:30:37,849 --> 00:30:40,142 was under 25 percent, which I guess is pretty good. 427 00:30:40,143 --> 00:30:45,272 Mmm. That's really good. Is that right? 428 00:30:45,273 --> 00:30:47,442 - That's what he said. - Wow. 429 00:30:49,819 --> 00:30:50,903 You seem surprised. 430 00:30:50,904 --> 00:30:53,822 No! That was about the same as mine. 431 00:30:53,823 --> 00:30:55,157 Oh. 432 00:30:55,158 --> 00:30:58,202 Yeah, he said I had the numbers of someone half my age, 433 00:30:58,203 --> 00:31:00,370 which, I don't know, immediately, I was like, 434 00:31:00,371 --> 00:31:02,164 can you please put that in writing 435 00:31:02,165 --> 00:31:04,918 and send that to everyone I've ever met in my entire life? 436 00:31:06,669 --> 00:31:09,214 He might say that to everybody. He said the same thing to me. 437 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,299 Did he? 438 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:15,469 Well, he didn't say it to me. He said my numbers are average, 439 00:31:15,470 --> 00:31:18,639 so I'm just... average, I guess. 440 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,934 Look, I'm sure living in Austin, the food is probably fattier. 441 00:31:21,935 --> 00:31:24,520 - Butter and... steak. - No, no, no. There's... 442 00:31:24,521 --> 00:31:28,232 There's healthy food in Austin. I mean, I eat mostly chicken. 443 00:31:28,233 --> 00:31:30,776 For protein, I eat chicken. 444 00:31:30,777 --> 00:31:34,905 I eat turkey. I like beans. I used to hate beans, 445 00:31:34,906 --> 00:31:37,241 but now I eat a lot of beans. 446 00:31:37,242 --> 00:31:39,701 One day, I just decided to trick my mind into liking beans, 447 00:31:39,702 --> 00:31:41,745 and now I do. 448 00:31:41,746 --> 00:31:43,956 You know, I just have to eat healthy. 449 00:31:43,957 --> 00:31:45,666 You know, it's a part of my job. 450 00:31:45,667 --> 00:31:46,875 - Right. - Mm-hmm. 451 00:31:46,876 --> 00:31:48,001 And if I weren't neurotic enough, 452 00:31:48,002 --> 00:31:49,711 now I'm married to a guy who's ten years younger, 453 00:31:49,712 --> 00:31:51,256 and he's always getting hit on. 454 00:31:51,923 --> 00:31:53,591 His body is crazy. 455 00:31:56,177 --> 00:31:58,387 Harrison and I are, like, addicted to each other. 456 00:31:58,388 --> 00:32:00,931 - It's kind of a problem. - Yeah. 457 00:32:00,932 --> 00:32:04,142 Well, you've only been married for a year, so... 458 00:32:04,143 --> 00:32:06,895 Oh, I don't think I'm ever gonna get tired of it. 459 00:32:06,896 --> 00:32:08,857 - Oh. - Wow. 460 00:32:09,732 --> 00:32:10,733 Great. 461 00:32:11,317 --> 00:32:12,485 Yeah. 462 00:32:21,870 --> 00:32:23,954 Rick's quite cute for an older guy. 463 00:32:23,955 --> 00:32:25,622 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 464 00:32:25,623 --> 00:32:28,417 He's rude. Sorry. Don't take it personally. 465 00:32:28,418 --> 00:32:30,002 Oh my God. Don't even apologize. 466 00:32:30,003 --> 00:32:31,254 Gary's so rude. 467 00:32:31,963 --> 00:32:34,381 He was such a dick last night. 468 00:32:34,382 --> 00:32:36,717 This morning, I was like, "You know what, Gary? 469 00:32:36,718 --> 00:32:39,220 Sorry isn't good enough. I want the credit card." 470 00:32:43,224 --> 00:32:45,851 The store here has some really cute stuff. 471 00:32:45,852 --> 00:32:47,562 - Do you want to come with me? - Yeah. 472 00:32:48,688 --> 00:32:49,731 Hey, what's up? 473 00:32:50,857 --> 00:32:51,900 What's going on? 474 00:32:54,319 --> 00:32:57,154 God, he's such a douche. 475 00:32:57,155 --> 00:33:00,116 He was on the boat with us. He's from a family of wankers. 476 00:33:00,950 --> 00:33:01,993 Oh, yeah? 477 00:33:03,620 --> 00:33:06,331 - Yeah. - Cute. 478 00:33:24,849 --> 00:33:26,476 - Hey. - Hey. 479 00:33:46,496 --> 00:33:47,956 Did you meditate in the tank? 480 00:33:53,711 --> 00:33:54,963 I did try to pray. 481 00:33:57,298 --> 00:33:59,217 - Yeah? - Yeah. 482 00:34:00,927 --> 00:34:01,928 How'd it go? 483 00:34:05,598 --> 00:34:07,809 I felt like I was just talking to myself. 484 00:34:09,644 --> 00:34:10,687 Hmm. 485 00:34:11,646 --> 00:34:13,606 You never feel, like, a presence or anything? 486 00:34:17,652 --> 00:34:18,653 I do. 487 00:34:19,445 --> 00:34:20,989 - Yeah? - Yeah. 488 00:34:24,472 --> 00:34:26,743 Don't you feel likethat could just be, like, wishful thinking? 489 00:34:26,744 --> 00:34:29,204 Like, you want to feel something, so you... 490 00:34:29,205 --> 00:34:30,331 It's real. 491 00:34:47,807 --> 00:34:49,559 Saxon says you've never had sex. 492 00:34:57,150 --> 00:34:58,693 Okay, and how would he know that? 493 00:35:02,113 --> 00:35:03,406 He doesn't know what I do. 494 00:35:07,035 --> 00:35:08,118 Also, why would he say that? 495 00:35:08,119 --> 00:35:09,911 Like... like, why would that even come up? 496 00:35:09,912 --> 00:35:11,413 Like, in what context? 497 00:35:11,414 --> 00:35:13,957 Well, he was just saying it's like... It's weird 498 00:35:13,958 --> 00:35:15,709 because you're so hot, but you've never had sex. 499 00:35:15,710 --> 00:35:18,755 It's like a... like a compliment about you. 500 00:35:23,551 --> 00:35:24,593 Please don't bring it up. 501 00:35:24,594 --> 00:35:26,344 He shouldn't be talking about me like that. 502 00:35:26,345 --> 00:35:28,096 It's not that bad. It's not a big deal. 503 00:35:28,097 --> 00:35:29,640 Okay, well, he should mind his own business. 504 00:35:32,518 --> 00:35:33,519 Freak. 505 00:35:37,482 --> 00:35:38,941 - Have you, though? - Really? 506 00:35:40,735 --> 00:35:42,320 - It was just a question. - Seriously? 507 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,281 Ugh. 508 00:36:15,228 --> 00:36:18,146 Ooh, can I see this snake choker thing? 509 00:36:18,147 --> 00:36:20,399 - Sure. - Thank you. Khop khun kha. 510 00:36:23,152 --> 00:36:25,570 I'm going to try these on. What do you think? 511 00:36:25,571 --> 00:36:26,696 - Yeah. - It's nice, right? 512 00:36:26,697 --> 00:36:28,074 Mm-hmm. 513 00:36:34,580 --> 00:36:37,249 Hey, Tok. Wa nai, nong chai? 514 00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:40,043 Hey, Valentin. Sabai dee mai? 515 00:36:40,044 --> 00:36:41,504 Yeah, you good? 516 00:36:46,801 --> 00:36:47,885 Gonna go see the fights. 517 00:36:49,053 --> 00:36:50,428 Hey. 518 00:36:50,429 --> 00:36:52,264 - You look like Buakaw. - Buakaw? 519 00:36:52,265 --> 00:36:53,431 I like your moves, Tok. 520 00:36:53,432 --> 00:36:55,268 Oh, thank you. 521 00:36:56,561 --> 00:36:57,561 Uh... 522 00:36:59,397 --> 00:37:01,565 There's a very big fight on Friday. 523 00:37:01,566 --> 00:37:02,942 One of my friends is fighting. 524 00:37:04,026 --> 00:37:05,278 I can get you a ticket. 525 00:37:06,737 --> 00:37:08,655 - Get me a ticket? - Yeah. 526 00:37:08,656 --> 00:37:09,739 - Okay. - Yeah? 527 00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:10,825 Let's go. 528 00:37:27,717 --> 00:37:29,593 Shh. Get back! 529 00:37:29,594 --> 00:37:33,096 - Oh my God. - Quiet. Go. Open it. 530 00:37:33,097 --> 00:37:34,139 Open it! 531 00:37:34,140 --> 00:37:36,934 No, I can't. 532 00:37:52,533 --> 00:37:53,576 Quiet. 533 00:37:56,787 --> 00:37:59,039 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 534 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,167 Oh my God. What just happened? Oh my God. What should we do? 535 00:38:02,168 --> 00:38:05,046 What the fuck was that? 536 00:38:20,811 --> 00:38:22,980 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 537 00:40:53,255 --> 00:40:54,422 Ja. 538 00:41:03,808 --> 00:41:06,518 But the one time something exciting happens around here, 539 00:41:06,519 --> 00:41:08,103 I miss the whole thing. 540 00:41:08,104 --> 00:41:10,939 No, trust me. You're lucky. I almost died. 541 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:13,066 No, you didn't. 542 00:41:13,067 --> 00:41:14,442 Yes, I did. 543 00:41:14,443 --> 00:41:16,069 Oh, but we got the room comped, 544 00:41:16,070 --> 00:41:17,530 didn't we, babes? That was cool. 545 00:41:18,739 --> 00:41:21,534 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did a great job, babe. 546 00:41:38,259 --> 00:41:42,178 Khun Sritala, you will see, she's incredible. 547 00:41:42,179 --> 00:41:45,640 She... She is really, truly a legend. 548 00:41:45,641 --> 00:41:49,102 And... and she encourages us all to make healthy choices 549 00:41:49,103 --> 00:41:52,272 and to develop our artistic side. 550 00:41:52,273 --> 00:41:54,066 All the performers tonight are staff. 551 00:41:54,692 --> 00:41:55,692 Really? 552 00:41:55,693 --> 00:41:57,193 - Yeah. - That's amazing. 553 00:41:57,194 --> 00:41:59,696 Even I have started to write songs. 554 00:41:59,697 --> 00:42:01,281 I'm learning piano. 555 00:42:01,282 --> 00:42:03,533 Ooh! So what night are you going to be performing? Hm? 556 00:42:03,534 --> 00:42:05,201 - Okay. - Huh? 557 00:42:05,202 --> 00:42:06,953 - No. No. No. - Yeah? 558 00:42:06,954 --> 00:42:08,204 - I can't. I can't. - Come on. 559 00:42:08,205 --> 00:42:11,207 It would be, uh, crazy. I w... I wouldn't dare. 560 00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:13,418 - Come on, get up there. - Do it! 561 00:42:13,419 --> 00:42:18,674 Uh, I... I... I'm the boss. So, uh... Uh, maybe. 562 00:42:20,217 --> 00:42:21,343 Maybe one day. 563 00:42:31,979 --> 00:42:34,397 - Yes, thank you so much. - May I take the plates, please? 564 00:42:34,398 --> 00:42:35,899 Yeah, yeah. We're all done. 565 00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:39,527 - You girls are gorgeous. - Thank you. 566 00:42:39,529 --> 00:42:42,407 - Great skin. - Kha. 567 00:42:45,826 --> 00:42:47,160 Excuse me. Thank you. 568 00:42:47,161 --> 00:42:49,330 - Khop khun kha. - Khop khun kha. 569 00:42:54,168 --> 00:42:55,211 Dad, are they women? 570 00:42:57,796 --> 00:43:00,340 Ladyboys? Maybe. 571 00:43:00,341 --> 00:43:02,091 Well, you know what they say. 572 00:43:02,092 --> 00:43:03,426 Having sex in Thailand 573 00:43:03,427 --> 00:43:05,012 is like eating a box of chocolates. 574 00:43:06,013 --> 00:43:07,973 You never know which one's gonna have nuts. 575 00:43:12,937 --> 00:43:15,772 Exactly. 576 00:43:15,773 --> 00:43:19,234 - What? What? - Oh, Piper. 577 00:43:19,235 --> 00:43:20,735 You know, it's getting old. 578 00:43:20,736 --> 00:43:23,446 Oh my God. What's your problem? 579 00:43:23,447 --> 00:43:25,824 For one, stay out of my personal life. 580 00:43:29,537 --> 00:43:30,829 What are you even talking about? 581 00:43:32,373 --> 00:43:34,958 All right. Just settle down, okay? 582 00:43:34,959 --> 00:43:37,627 Just try to get along. 583 00:43:37,628 --> 00:43:41,839 Because you need your family. You do. 584 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,552 Most people don't have good values. 585 00:43:45,678 --> 00:43:47,804 They're scammers. 586 00:43:47,805 --> 00:43:50,808 You're all gorgeous, and you come for money. 587 00:43:52,393 --> 00:43:56,355 So, you have to be hypervigilant, okay? 588 00:43:57,106 --> 00:43:59,733 You're have to be on your guard. 589 00:44:08,367 --> 00:44:12,621 So, uh, you've been living here for a whole year. 590 00:44:13,289 --> 00:44:15,332 Wow. What do you do? 591 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:17,543 I'm retired. 592 00:44:18,877 --> 00:44:20,754 What did you do before you retired? 593 00:44:22,798 --> 00:44:27,803 Uh... This and that. 594 00:44:30,222 --> 00:44:32,432 What about you? What do you do? 595 00:44:32,433 --> 00:44:34,602 Well, the same thing that you do, Gary. 596 00:44:35,269 --> 00:44:38,646 This and that. 597 00:44:38,647 --> 00:44:41,275 You meet a lot of people here who do this and that. 598 00:44:42,610 --> 00:44:43,694 Decent line of work. 599 00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:45,863 It can be. 600 00:44:47,740 --> 00:44:51,159 My brothers used to terrorize me. 601 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,912 You know, your Uncle Babe would fly out of nowhere, 602 00:44:54,913 --> 00:44:58,833 pin me to the ground, hock up a string of spit, 603 00:44:58,834 --> 00:45:01,210 dangle it between my eyes 604 00:45:01,211 --> 00:45:04,213 till he'd finally suck it back up. 605 00:45:04,214 --> 00:45:06,049 Ew. 606 00:45:06,050 --> 00:45:08,344 I mean... 607 00:45:09,595 --> 00:45:11,471 I hated him for years, 608 00:45:11,472 --> 00:45:13,890 but of course now, we're very close. 609 00:45:16,393 --> 00:45:17,894 Really, Tim? 610 00:45:17,895 --> 00:45:19,729 All right. I'm gonna call you right back. 611 00:45:19,730 --> 00:45:21,982 Stay there, okay? Don't move. 612 00:45:22,566 --> 00:45:23,817 Oh, God. 613 00:45:25,069 --> 00:45:27,279 - Ugh. - I gotta take this. 614 00:45:27,738 --> 00:45:28,822 Okay. 615 00:45:43,712 --> 00:45:46,090 So, what about the two of you? Where'd you meet? 616 00:45:48,050 --> 00:45:50,510 Uh, in Dubai. 617 00:45:50,511 --> 00:45:53,596 Mm-hmm. Through a matchmaking service. 618 00:45:53,597 --> 00:45:54,931 - Matchmaking service? - Mm-hmm. 619 00:45:54,932 --> 00:45:56,183 Wow, really? 620 00:45:57,851 --> 00:45:59,185 - Interesting. - Yeah. 621 00:45:59,186 --> 00:46:03,523 Yeah, I mean, we're different. Different ages. I'm American. 622 00:46:03,524 --> 00:46:06,151 She's French. But we get along. 623 00:46:07,444 --> 00:46:08,487 What are you talking about? 624 00:46:09,238 --> 00:46:11,281 - What? - I'm not French. 625 00:46:13,742 --> 00:46:14,742 What do you mean? 626 00:46:14,743 --> 00:46:17,120 I'm from Quebec. It's not the same thing. 627 00:46:17,121 --> 00:46:18,580 You know, I... I'm Canadian. 628 00:46:20,999 --> 00:46:23,252 French, French Canadian. Whatever. 629 00:46:23,752 --> 00:46:25,378 Whatever? 630 00:46:25,379 --> 00:46:27,463 I mean, there's only an ocean between the two countries, 631 00:46:27,464 --> 00:46:28,548 but whatever. 632 00:46:28,549 --> 00:46:30,591 Okay, why do you have to be such a stickler 633 00:46:30,592 --> 00:46:32,301 about everything? It's... 634 00:46:32,302 --> 00:46:34,137 - A stickler? Okay. - French... 635 00:46:34,138 --> 00:46:36,305 I appreciate the geography lesson, but, um... 636 00:46:36,306 --> 00:46:37,807 Well, clearly, you needed it. 637 00:46:37,808 --> 00:46:39,309 - What are you t... - Okay. 638 00:47:15,721 --> 00:47:17,180 - Wow. - Is he in a loincloth? 639 00:47:17,181 --> 00:47:19,308 Uh-huh. 640 00:48:11,193 --> 00:48:12,486 So pretty. 641 00:49:09,626 --> 00:49:12,461 Why is the Wall Street Journal calling me, Kenny? Huh? 642 00:49:12,462 --> 00:49:14,673 I don't care about the fucking story! 643 00:49:15,841 --> 00:49:16,924 Why not? 644 00:49:16,925 --> 00:49:20,386 Because 20 agents just raided my fucking office! 645 00:49:20,387 --> 00:49:23,472 - Fuck me, I'm done. - Oh, sh... Is... Is it... Is... 646 00:49:23,473 --> 00:49:24,807 I'm gonna fucking kill myself. 647 00:49:24,808 --> 00:49:25,975 Just tell me what happened. 648 00:49:25,976 --> 00:49:27,977 I can't go to fucking prison. God. 649 00:49:27,978 --> 00:49:30,813 - Can you... Just... - Fuck. 650 00:49:30,814 --> 00:49:32,356 You know, you told me this couldn't happen. 651 00:49:32,357 --> 00:49:34,942 Remember that? 652 00:49:34,943 --> 00:49:37,945 You fucking swore that this could not happen. 653 00:49:37,946 --> 00:49:39,614 I didn't think some whistleblower bitch 654 00:49:39,615 --> 00:49:42,159 in my office was gonna rat me out to the media. 655 00:49:42,701 --> 00:49:44,493 Fucking FBI! 656 00:49:44,494 --> 00:49:46,746 - Fuck! Fuck me! - All... all... all... all right. 657 00:49:46,747 --> 00:49:47,830 I just... Kenny. 658 00:49:47,831 --> 00:49:49,165 God, she did me so dirty. 659 00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:51,459 What exactly do they know? 660 00:49:51,460 --> 00:49:53,878 They have everything, Tim. 661 00:49:53,879 --> 00:49:55,671 - My accounts, my emails... - Yeah, but what... 662 00:49:55,672 --> 00:49:57,590 - all the fucking documents. - What did you tell them? 663 00:49:57,591 --> 00:49:59,760 - What did you say, Kenny? - Nothing! 664 00:50:01,011 --> 00:50:02,346 I got a fucking lawyer. 665 00:50:03,639 --> 00:50:05,765 I should have never gone to Brunei. 666 00:50:05,766 --> 00:50:08,017 I should've never taken that position. 667 00:50:08,018 --> 00:50:09,769 Everybody was making a killing. 668 00:50:09,770 --> 00:50:11,354 - I figured, why not me? - Kenny, Kenny. 669 00:50:11,355 --> 00:50:14,065 Kenny! Will you shut the fuck up for one second? 670 00:50:14,066 --> 00:50:17,653 Just tell me. Am I implicated? 671 00:50:20,197 --> 00:50:22,991 Yes. For sure, Tim. Yes. 672 00:50:24,534 --> 00:50:26,535 What d... What... What... What does that mean? 673 00:50:26,536 --> 00:50:29,789 Like... S... For... Yes? That's a definite yes? 674 00:50:29,790 --> 00:50:31,332 That's why I bought this burner, 675 00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:32,625 to call you. 676 00:50:32,626 --> 00:50:35,086 You need to get a good lawyer, like, yesterday. 677 00:50:35,087 --> 00:50:36,672 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 678 00:50:37,422 --> 00:50:39,048 You know, this was a favor to you. 679 00:50:39,049 --> 00:50:40,633 Remember that? I didn't want to do it. 680 00:50:40,634 --> 00:50:42,718 This is all you. Now I'm wrapped up 681 00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,637 in some fucking money laundering, 682 00:50:44,638 --> 00:50:47,682 bribery situation? 683 00:50:47,683 --> 00:50:49,016 And I only made ten million dollars 684 00:50:49,017 --> 00:50:52,395 out of your stupid fucking scheme. Fuck! 685 00:50:52,396 --> 00:50:55,523 What am I gonna do? 686 00:50:55,524 --> 00:50:58,109 I swear to God, Kenny, if you fuck me on this, 687 00:50:58,110 --> 00:51:01,904 I will... I will kill you. I will fucking kill you. 688 00:51:01,905 --> 00:51:03,031 You hear me? 689 00:51:03,883 --> 00:51:05,241 If it makes you feel any better, 690 00:51:05,242 --> 00:51:07,201 I'm gonna fucking kill myself! 691 00:51:07,202 --> 00:51:09,621 Good. You do it, you piece of shit. 692 00:51:22,050 --> 00:51:24,593 Bravo! 693 00:51:24,594 --> 00:51:26,595 - You're a legend! - You're incredible. 694 00:51:26,596 --> 00:51:28,681 You are a legend. You are a legend. 695 00:51:28,682 --> 00:51:31,100 - So talented. - Thank you. 696 00:51:31,101 --> 00:51:34,437 Well, once a performer is always a performer. 697 00:51:34,438 --> 00:51:36,105 Do you agree? 698 00:51:36,106 --> 00:51:39,484 Yes! A hundred percent. We know that. 699 00:51:41,278 --> 00:51:43,404 Well, I'm leaving for Bangkok tomorrow. 700 00:51:43,405 --> 00:51:44,530 Oh, no! 701 00:51:44,531 --> 00:51:45,781 Yeah, if you need anything, 702 00:51:45,782 --> 00:51:48,409 - please let me know. - Oh, you live in Bangkok? 703 00:51:48,410 --> 00:51:51,912 Yeah, my husband's there. We come back and forth. 704 00:51:51,913 --> 00:51:55,166 Mm-hmm. He just got out of the hospital. 705 00:51:55,167 --> 00:51:57,001 - Oh. - Oh, is he okay? 706 00:51:57,002 --> 00:51:59,920 Yeah. Last week, he had a stroke. 707 00:51:59,921 --> 00:52:01,005 - Oh my God. - What? 708 00:52:01,006 --> 00:52:02,548 - He's had a few. - Oh, no. 709 00:52:02,549 --> 00:52:04,633 - He's a fighter. - Mm-hmm. 710 00:52:04,634 --> 00:52:06,678 He would love to meet you. 711 00:52:17,230 --> 00:52:18,814 - Awesome first day. - Oh. 712 00:52:18,815 --> 00:52:20,816 - Oh, it was the best first day. - It was the best day. 713 00:52:20,817 --> 00:52:22,151 - She was amazing though. - Love you. 714 00:52:22,152 --> 00:52:23,402 Totally amazing. 715 00:52:24,488 --> 00:52:25,654 - You're amazing. - Oh my God. 716 00:52:25,655 --> 00:52:27,783 Oh my God. Late night reading. 717 00:52:28,909 --> 00:52:32,098 - Look at this. Glowing. Sritala. - Are you gonna... 718 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:33,081 Are you gonna do it? 719 00:52:33,082 --> 00:52:35,331 Got my reading. Of course I'm going to do it. 720 00:52:35,332 --> 00:52:36,416 I love it. 721 00:52:38,001 --> 00:52:41,170 - Love you! - Love you! Give me the Cliffs Notes. 722 00:52:41,171 --> 00:52:43,047 - Ow, ow. Help me. Ow. - Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. 723 00:52:43,048 --> 00:52:44,799 You really should never wear heels. 724 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,592 I know. I know. I know. 725 00:52:46,593 --> 00:52:50,388 - Oh, my gosh. - Are you okay? 726 00:53:10,575 --> 00:53:14,454 Oh my gosh. Ooh, it's hot. 727 00:53:18,250 --> 00:53:19,875 She's so funny. 728 00:53:19,876 --> 00:53:23,797 Right? What a character. A real Thai diva. 729 00:53:25,213 --> 00:53:28,216 No. No, no. I meant Jaclyn... 730 00:53:32,097 --> 00:53:33,640 So competitive. 731 00:53:34,933 --> 00:53:38,894 Well, you know, she's always been like that. 732 00:53:38,895 --> 00:53:40,521 Yeah, but you'd think with all her success, 733 00:53:40,522 --> 00:53:41,815 she'd have mellowed out, though. 734 00:53:44,317 --> 00:53:45,360 Narcissist. 735 00:53:47,571 --> 00:53:48,613 A little bit. 736 00:53:51,479 --> 00:53:52,688 And the vanity. 737 00:53:54,244 --> 00:53:55,744 I know she has to maintain it. 738 00:53:55,745 --> 00:53:57,080 - It's her career... - Mm-hmm. 739 00:53:58,456 --> 00:54:00,875 Did she sandblast her face or something? 740 00:54:00,876 --> 00:54:05,589 - It's very waxy, right? - It's more than just the basics. 741 00:54:07,924 --> 00:54:10,594 - She's still gorgeous. - No, no, no, definitely. 742 00:54:11,928 --> 00:54:14,556 Gosh, she had the face everyone wanted. 743 00:54:15,307 --> 00:54:16,349 I know. 744 00:54:18,602 --> 00:54:22,993 And then the whole thing with the husband. Right? 745 00:54:22,995 --> 00:54:24,315 Yes. 746 00:54:24,316 --> 00:54:26,859 There's something weird there, right? 747 00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:28,777 She goes on and on. They're so in love. 748 00:54:28,778 --> 00:54:30,946 They're addicted to each other. 749 00:54:30,947 --> 00:54:33,490 But I mean, are they ever even in the same city? 750 00:54:33,491 --> 00:54:35,452 I don't think they ever see each other. 751 00:54:36,536 --> 00:54:38,246 See? That's what I'm saying. 752 00:54:40,498 --> 00:54:44,669 You know. I think she's lonely. 753 00:54:45,962 --> 00:54:47,630 - Really? - Yeah. 754 00:54:47,631 --> 00:54:49,298 I think it's just a front. 755 00:54:49,299 --> 00:54:51,259 And you know what they say about fronts? 756 00:54:52,093 --> 00:54:53,469 What? 757 00:54:53,470 --> 00:54:56,389 The bigger the front, the bigger the back. 758 00:54:58,558 --> 00:54:59,559 Right. 759 00:55:51,528 --> 00:55:52,529 What? 760 00:55:54,781 --> 00:55:56,032 I almost died today. 761 00:55:58,118 --> 00:55:59,160 No, you didn't. 762 00:56:02,372 --> 00:56:03,373 Protect me. 763 00:56:04,624 --> 00:56:06,334 - Hold me. - I am holding you. 764 00:56:10,630 --> 00:56:15,135 I liked our new friends, though. Don't you? She's so pretty. 765 00:56:16,136 --> 00:56:17,304 She's a hooker. 766 00:56:18,722 --> 00:56:20,681 - No, she isn't. - Yes, she is. 767 00:56:20,682 --> 00:56:23,893 They met through a matchmaking service in Dubai. 768 00:56:25,603 --> 00:56:27,229 She's a hooker. 769 00:56:27,230 --> 00:56:31,443 She was a model in France. She walked the Paris runways. 770 00:56:32,110 --> 00:56:33,360 - Wow. - Uh-huh. 771 00:56:33,361 --> 00:56:34,903 Mmm. 772 00:56:34,904 --> 00:56:36,071 Anyway, I told you we'd have loads 773 00:56:36,072 --> 00:56:37,240 in common with them. 774 00:56:38,325 --> 00:56:41,160 She's young and fun like me, 775 00:56:41,161 --> 00:56:43,455 and he's old and grumpy like you. 776 00:56:45,332 --> 00:56:47,876 I'm just kidding. 777 00:56:52,505 --> 00:56:55,050 I'm glad that you made a friend. 778 00:56:59,721 --> 00:57:01,723 I may have to go to Bangkok for a night or two. 779 00:57:04,768 --> 00:57:06,602 Bangkok? Why? 780 00:57:06,603 --> 00:57:08,146 I just got to deal with something. 781 00:57:09,814 --> 00:57:12,108 But why now? We just got here. 782 00:57:13,943 --> 00:57:14,944 Don't worry about it. 783 00:57:21,242 --> 00:57:22,494 So mysterious. 784 00:57:28,833 --> 00:57:30,001 I'm not. 785 00:58:13,670 --> 00:58:16,047 Could you just get him to call me, please? 786 00:58:16,449 --> 00:58:17,714 He has all my numbers. 787 00:58:17,715 --> 00:58:20,092 And may I ask the reason for the call, please? 788 00:58:20,093 --> 00:58:23,595 Because I need a lawyer immediately, like yesterday. 789 00:58:23,596 --> 00:58:24,972 Of course. I will have him call you 790 00:58:24,973 --> 00:58:26,140 as soon as he gets out of the meeting. 791 00:58:26,141 --> 00:58:28,392 - Okay. - Okay? Thank you. 792 00:58:28,393 --> 00:58:29,811 Okay. Thank you. 793 00:58:33,231 --> 00:58:35,357 Anyway, so this one time when, you know, 794 00:58:35,358 --> 00:58:37,526 when the tsunami in Phuket happened, 795 00:58:37,527 --> 00:58:40,696 there was this little girl, and she had just learned 796 00:58:40,697 --> 00:58:42,823 about tsunamis in her geography class, 797 00:58:42,824 --> 00:58:46,827 and she starts, you know, like, screaming to everyone, 798 00:58:46,828 --> 00:58:49,329 "Oh my God, there's going to be a tsunami" 799 00:58:49,330 --> 00:58:51,081 But, you know, no one wanted to believe her, but... 800 00:58:51,082 --> 00:58:53,208 - Was she like... - They didn't listen to her. 801 00:58:53,209 --> 00:58:55,836 Yeah, well, so her dad comes down... 802 00:59:40,833 --> 00:59:45,534 sync and corrections by solfieri www.addic7ed.com