1 00:00:14,730 --> 00:00:16,340 How much is all this worth anyway? 2 00:00:16,370 --> 00:00:18,380 I don't know. Like, ten... 3 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:21,340 ..seven... This one's probably about fucking 20 or something. 4 00:00:21,370 --> 00:00:23,460 We could be looking at making, like, 50 quid, like. 5 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,780 Oh, boy, that's class. New pair of shoes, boy. 6 00:00:25,810 --> 00:00:28,140 We could get so much with this. Yeah! What are you getting? 7 00:00:28,170 --> 00:00:31,220 See, I've seen a fuckin', erm, a big blow-up doll in, erm... 8 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:33,980 ..in the shop. It's, like, this woman, right? 9 00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:36,220 And she's got, like, long, curly blonde hair 10 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:37,700 and when you squeeze her tits 11 00:00:37,730 --> 00:00:40,380 she goes, "Ooh!" 12 00:00:40,410 --> 00:00:42,180 What does she go? Do it again? 13 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:44,260 She'll go... 14 00:00:44,290 --> 00:00:46,340 "Ooh!" 15 00:00:46,370 --> 00:00:49,100 When you squeeze her arse as well, she'll go 16 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:51,500 "Ooh!" 17 00:00:51,530 --> 00:00:54,340 I would call mine Sapphire. 18 00:00:54,370 --> 00:00:55,730 I'd call mine Reuben. 19 00:00:59,490 --> 00:01:00,860 That's a guy's name, though. 20 00:01:00,890 --> 00:01:03,340 No, it's not, is it? Yeah, Reuben. 21 00:01:03,370 --> 00:01:04,730 Yeah, that's a guy's name. 22 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:07,650 Reuben... 23 00:01:10,210 --> 00:01:12,660 Reuben. Reuben! 24 00:01:12,690 --> 00:01:15,620 Yeah, see? Reuben... Oh, yeah. 25 00:01:15,650 --> 00:01:16,900 Shit. 26 00:01:16,930 --> 00:01:17,980 Fuck. 27 00:01:18,010 --> 00:01:19,980 "Ooh!" 28 00:01:20,010 --> 00:01:22,170 "Sapphire, ooh!" 29 00:01:23,570 --> 00:01:26,980 That handsome-lookin' fella there is me, Conor MacSweeney. 30 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:30,260 "Ooh!" And that's me best pal, Jock. 31 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:33,420 Everyone's always going on about me trying to be just like him. 32 00:01:33,450 --> 00:01:34,740 What a load of bullshit! 33 00:01:34,770 --> 00:01:38,100 Yeah, we have similar haircuts, but that's just the fashion. 34 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:41,330 Aside from that, we have our own individual shit goin' on. 35 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:53,220 Jock's the kind of fella who'd do anything for a friend. 36 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:55,380 Like that time I bumped into Billy Murphy... 37 00:01:55,410 --> 00:01:56,540 Hi, how's it goin'? 38 00:01:56,570 --> 00:01:58,180 .. and he wanted to borrow me phone. 39 00:01:58,210 --> 00:01:59,690 Give me yer fuckin' phone! 40 00:02:01,610 --> 00:02:03,660 HE GIGGLES 41 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,740 He's the local nut job. 42 00:02:05,770 --> 00:02:07,300 Jock found this site on the internet 43 00:02:07,330 --> 00:02:09,020 where ya can send them photos of someone 44 00:02:09,050 --> 00:02:11,380 and they'd send ya back a mask of their face. 45 00:02:11,410 --> 00:02:12,690 All right, Billy? 46 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:19,900 He then stole a bike from outside the Garda station 47 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:22,860 which belonged to Sergeant Healy. 48 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:25,500 When they went lookin' for Healy's bike in Billy's gaff, 49 00:02:25,530 --> 00:02:28,100 they found hash plants instead. Shitloads of them. 50 00:02:28,130 --> 00:02:31,500 Ya cunt! I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya. Shut the fuck up! 51 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:33,260 Do you like that? Do you like that? 52 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:35,740 Go on, get your tongue up me hole, prick. Shut up! Come on! 53 00:02:35,770 --> 00:02:37,940 Come on, Healy, you'd like that, wouldn't ya? 54 00:02:37,970 --> 00:02:40,530 And that was the end of me getting mugged. 55 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,090 Get into the fucking car! 56 00:02:46,890 --> 00:02:48,620 It turned into a bit of a cat-and-mouse game 57 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:50,210 between Healy and Jock after that. 58 00:02:52,450 --> 00:02:54,090 And, you know... Thank you! 59 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:57,170 Healy! 60 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:04,540 And here we are, minding our own business when... 61 00:03:04,570 --> 00:03:09,380 There's two young fellas up on the roof stealing my lead. 62 00:03:09,410 --> 00:03:10,690 All right, boy? 63 00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:13,820 What the fuck are you doing? 64 00:03:13,850 --> 00:03:14,970 Up there. 65 00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:18,330 Fuckin' idiots. 66 00:03:22,610 --> 00:03:23,650 Quick, put that on. 67 00:03:25,010 --> 00:03:26,540 This is a girl's mask. 68 00:03:26,570 --> 00:03:28,540 It's all they had in the Halloween shop. 69 00:03:28,570 --> 00:03:31,130 They only had one mask in the Halloween shop? Yeah. 70 00:03:41,410 --> 00:03:42,530 Wait, look! 71 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:46,700 Don't move! 72 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:47,770 Hey! 73 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:56,140 Whoa! 74 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:59,020 What are we gonna do? We can make that. 75 00:03:59,050 --> 00:04:01,060 No, we can't! I've got short legs 76 00:04:01,090 --> 00:04:03,780 and definitely not with these bags of lead. 77 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,540 I'll hold yer hand. 78 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:09,100 Fuck off. Come on, that way if you don't make it, I can pull you up. 79 00:04:09,130 --> 00:04:11,700 What choice do we have? 80 00:04:11,730 --> 00:04:13,130 Fuck it. All right. 81 00:04:14,930 --> 00:04:16,210 On three? 82 00:04:17,410 --> 00:04:19,060 One... 83 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:20,940 Two... 84 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:22,740 Three! 85 00:04:22,770 --> 00:04:25,570 AARGH! 86 00:04:30,530 --> 00:04:32,050 A-aargh! 87 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:41,010 Let go of my fuckin' hand! 88 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,850 Right, come on. 89 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,860 Principal Walsh's daughters. 90 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:56,370 Fuck! 91 00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:01,740 Did they see our faces? I don't know. 92 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:03,010 Fuck it! Come on! Shit! 93 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:09,820 Jock's become a bit of a legend around Cork city. 94 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:13,300 No-one knows it's him behind the mask. They just call him... 95 00:05:13,330 --> 00:05:14,580 .. Fake Billy. 96 00:05:14,610 --> 00:05:16,060 All right, Fake Billy? 97 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:20,580 Who's the girlfriend? I'm not his girlfriend! 98 00:05:20,610 --> 00:05:22,850 Fuck you! Fuckin' langers! 99 00:05:29,690 --> 00:05:31,970 Oh, fuck! Fuck, shit... 100 00:05:33,890 --> 00:05:35,620 Will you fuckin' hurry up? 101 00:05:35,650 --> 00:05:37,690 You try doin' this on a racer! 102 00:05:39,410 --> 00:05:40,970 Jock, wait up! 103 00:05:42,370 --> 00:05:45,300 What is it? This lead is killin' me. I'm gettin' rid of it. 104 00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:48,540 Yeah, good idea, I left mine in the dumpster. 105 00:05:48,570 --> 00:05:49,930 Come on! 106 00:05:54,210 --> 00:05:57,700 This is the English Market in the centre of the city. 107 00:05:57,730 --> 00:05:58,900 And that's me mam. 108 00:05:58,930 --> 00:06:00,500 She works as a fishmonger. 109 00:06:00,530 --> 00:06:01,900 Mam had me when she was 16, 110 00:06:01,930 --> 00:06:04,060 which was old for our neighbourhood. 111 00:06:04,090 --> 00:06:05,860 The market is a lovely place for a bike ride 112 00:06:05,890 --> 00:06:07,020 if you ever get the chance. 113 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:08,690 Sorry! Coming through! 114 00:06:12,650 --> 00:06:14,090 'Scuse me! 115 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:18,850 Sorry! Fuck me! You all right? 116 00:06:20,050 --> 00:06:21,940 Sorry about that! 117 00:06:21,970 --> 00:06:24,770 'Scuse me, coming through. Sorry! Sorry, like. 118 00:06:35,970 --> 00:06:37,540 Mam has fuck-all going for her. 119 00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:39,620 I mean, I'm pretty much her pride and joy. 120 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:41,500 Little fuckin' knacker. 121 00:06:41,530 --> 00:06:42,820 Why is there always some dickhead 122 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:44,580 painting something when you're in a hurry? 123 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:46,010 Move, move, move! 124 00:06:49,290 --> 00:06:52,580 My good paint! Jesus! 125 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:54,290 What the fuck's wrong with yous? 126 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:02,940 Just keep rubbing it fast. I can see it coming off slowly. 127 00:07:02,970 --> 00:07:06,660 I gotta get home for dinner. Mam's gonna kill me. Not like this. 128 00:07:06,690 --> 00:07:08,060 Every guard in the city's looking 129 00:07:08,090 --> 00:07:09,820 for two kids covered in this yellow shit. 130 00:07:09,850 --> 00:07:11,970 What are we supposed to do so, go home naked? 131 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:24,380 There's a lot of mad fuckers in our neighbourhood 132 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:27,980 so you can get away with pretty much anything without being judged. 133 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:29,570 Well... Most of the time. 134 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:02,170 Gimme yer fuckin' wallets! 135 00:08:03,170 --> 00:08:05,700 Do we look like we got wallets? 136 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:09,210 Nah, go on. See ya in school tomorrow, John-Paul. 137 00:08:14,170 --> 00:08:16,020 Jock says stealin' is only really stealin' 138 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:18,900 when you rob somethin' people give a shit about. 139 00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:21,650 And no-one gives a flyin' fuck about school uniforms. 140 00:08:26,690 --> 00:08:28,860 We go to St Finan's Community School 141 00:08:28,890 --> 00:08:30,780 which is the only school in the country 142 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:32,820 with a condom machine in the toilets. 143 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:35,850 And this is our beloved principal, Barry Walsh. 144 00:08:39,970 --> 00:08:41,570 Your da's a prick! 145 00:08:44,570 --> 00:08:47,220 Fuckin' Walsh's daughters... 146 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,220 Do you think they know it was us? 147 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:51,140 Nah... 148 00:08:51,170 --> 00:08:55,050 We'd have been arrested already if they did, like. Yeah, that's true. 149 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,010 Bollocks! 150 00:08:59,050 --> 00:09:01,500 We're gonna have to use a carrot and a stick. 151 00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:02,890 Where we going to get them? 152 00:09:04,330 --> 00:09:07,260 No, ya tool, it's an expression. 153 00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:10,740 We try and get them on our side by danglin' a carrot in front of them. 154 00:09:10,770 --> 00:09:13,660 And if that doesn't work then we hit them with a stick. 155 00:09:13,690 --> 00:09:15,260 Why? 156 00:09:15,290 --> 00:09:17,730 Not a real carrot and not a real stick. 157 00:09:20,090 --> 00:09:21,860 We're just gonna go over an' flirt with them 158 00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:24,450 and ask them to keep their mouths shut. No! 159 00:09:26,490 --> 00:09:28,370 I can't talk to them, boy. They're girls. 160 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:33,620 There's nothing to be scared of. Girls are just guys with tits. 161 00:09:33,650 --> 00:09:35,380 Just do exactly what I do. 162 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:36,820 OK. 163 00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:38,220 Just do exactly what you do. 164 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:40,180 OK? OK? 165 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:41,540 Not now. Not now. 166 00:09:41,570 --> 00:09:43,340 When we get up there... Up there. 167 00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:45,020 You don't have to do it now. ..do it now. 168 00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:46,900 Stop! Stop! 169 00:09:46,930 --> 00:09:48,770 Fuck off! Fuck off! 170 00:09:54,290 --> 00:09:56,500 How's it goin'? How's it goin'? 171 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:59,380 Hi. Would you look who it is? 172 00:09:59,410 --> 00:10:00,940 Fake Billy and his girlfriend. 173 00:10:00,970 --> 00:10:03,780 Shh! It's a secret. 174 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:05,300 I'm not his girlfriend. 175 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:06,770 Relax, babe. 176 00:10:10,050 --> 00:10:12,460 Who knows? Him. 177 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:15,970 Him. Me. Me. Now the two of you. Now the two of you. 178 00:10:17,290 --> 00:10:19,620 Promise not to tell anyone? 179 00:10:19,650 --> 00:10:22,970 Depends. What's in it for us? Come 'ere and I'll tell ya. 180 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,020 What's that? What's what? 181 00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:28,620 That little spot there on your lip? 182 00:10:28,650 --> 00:10:29,970 That's just my lip. 183 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,620 Is it on my lip now? 184 00:10:32,650 --> 00:10:34,130 Yeah, it is. Is it, yeah? 185 00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:39,650 You all right? 186 00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:47,010 Just copy what Jack does... 187 00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:51,410 Just copy... 188 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,980 What are you doin'? 189 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:00,650 I was lookin' over yer shoulder. 190 00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:05,250 And I thought I saw somethin' but it's gone now, so... 191 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:13,220 You're unreal at that. You're not too bad yerself. 192 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:14,620 Where'd you get that from? 193 00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:16,180 It's just practice, isn't it? 194 00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:18,540 I used to use, like, a load of tongue when I was younger. 195 00:11:18,570 --> 00:11:19,740 But you realise fast enough 196 00:11:19,770 --> 00:11:21,700 that that's not really the best method. Yeah, I know. 197 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:24,140 You can never go with the washing machine. That just doesn't work. 198 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,410 Let's do that again. 199 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:28,770 What's, erm... 200 00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:31,780 .. what's it like being adopted? 201 00:11:31,810 --> 00:11:33,340 I'm not adopted. 202 00:11:33,370 --> 00:11:34,570 Hmm. 203 00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:37,450 Is...? Er. OK. 204 00:11:38,770 --> 00:11:42,620 Er... Why? What makes you think I am adopted? 205 00:11:42,650 --> 00:11:45,260 No, like, I don't think you are, it's just... 206 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:48,580 ..er... you look adopted. 207 00:11:48,610 --> 00:11:51,020 How do I look adopted? 208 00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:53,130 Your hair is, like... really... 209 00:11:55,690 --> 00:11:57,220 ..black. 210 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,260 Trying to say I'm black? 211 00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:01,180 You're... you're black? 212 00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:02,660 I didn't even notice. 213 00:12:02,690 --> 00:12:04,140 You didn't? No. 214 00:12:04,170 --> 00:12:05,380 Are you serious? 215 00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:09,730 Oh, it's... You barely... Like, I see past pigment. 216 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,570 Can we change the subject? 217 00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:29,010 Hi, sir. 218 00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:36,050 I need to speak to you two in my office, now. Go. 219 00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:39,940 See ya soon. 220 00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:41,410 Go, will ya? Go! 221 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,420 I don't want you going near the two of them. 222 00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:46,460 Why? 223 00:12:46,490 --> 00:12:48,660 It's embarrassing, OK? How is it embarrassing? 224 00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:50,860 It's embarrassing for you? It's embarrassing for us. 225 00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:53,180 We get picked on every day and you're just here making a scene? 226 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:54,580 I'm the principal of the school. 227 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:57,660 Everyone's looking! I'm your father, it's my school. 228 00:12:57,690 --> 00:13:00,100 I don't want you being with those two lads. You're making a scene. 229 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,140 Look, I'll talk to you later on and you're in trouble. 230 00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:04,140 You're in big trouble. Yeah. See you for dinner, so. 231 00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:07,260 Right, that's it. You're both grounded as well. I love you. 232 00:13:07,290 --> 00:13:09,610 Yeah, you're not going anywhere. Bye. See you at dinner! 233 00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:17,540 This is the closest Healy has got to catching Jock 234 00:13:17,570 --> 00:13:19,380 in a whole year of chasing him. 235 00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:20,810 What a dickhead! 236 00:13:33,490 --> 00:13:36,340 Your daughters are fine-looking girls, Principal Walsh. 237 00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:38,100 You must be very proud. 238 00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:41,340 They have nice clear skin, which is rare for our age. 239 00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:42,650 Give me that! 240 00:13:44,810 --> 00:13:48,220 Two masked teenagers from this school are wanted for robbery 241 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:51,180 and causing destruction of property in the city yesterday. 242 00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:53,140 They fit your description. 243 00:13:53,170 --> 00:13:56,620 Imagine that. Yeah, imagine. Imagine that. Imagine that. 244 00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:59,340 Sorry, I don't understand what you mean, our description? 245 00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:04,100 Well, one of them was tall, lanky, skinny, kind of goofy lookin'. 246 00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:07,100 The other one... Small and fat. 247 00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:10,580 Sort of ridiculous and slower. Much slower than the other one. 248 00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:12,340 There's lots of people that look like us. 249 00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:14,940 Our haircut, everyone copied us once we got our hair cut. 250 00:14:14,970 --> 00:14:17,260 People are even trying to grow to look like us. 251 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,890 And shrink to look like us. 252 00:14:19,930 --> 00:14:21,940 Where were you yesterday, both of you? 253 00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:25,420 Mm... Not where you think we were, anyway. 254 00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:28,020 No. Oh, yeah? Where were you? Where? 255 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:30,260 With Con's mam. 256 00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:33,140 With your mam? With your mam? 257 00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:34,540 Yep. 258 00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:35,930 This was gonna hurt. 259 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,220 Mam has only two gears - 260 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,060 and one of them is broken. 261 00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:42,620 I'm just off the phone to your principal. 262 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:44,700 What trouble has this dickhead got you into this time? 263 00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:46,180 What are you blaming him for? 264 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:48,660 Cos you'd jump off a building if he fuckin' told you to. 265 00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:50,900 No, I wouldn't... 266 00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:53,740 Would you jump off a building? No. 267 00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:55,090 Stupid. 268 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,740 A-a-argh! 269 00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:02,020 Did you not get me text? 270 00:15:02,050 --> 00:15:04,700 "If anyone asks, me and Jock were with you. Nice one." 271 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:06,380 You for fuckin' real? 272 00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:10,780 They said you're wanted for stealing. That's strange. 273 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,700 Definitely, I'd remember something like that. 274 00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,740 We didn't. We didn't. 275 00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:17,020 Where were you? 276 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,020 Just... just hanging out, like. 277 00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:21,380 Well, he's bringing me into the fuckin' school tomorrow. 278 00:15:21,410 --> 00:15:23,060 Tell him that we were with you 279 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,020 and it'll be fine, all right? 280 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,740 You're a fuckin' tit-wreck of a child, you know that? 281 00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:29,180 I'd do what to a child? 282 00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:30,220 What? 283 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,460 I think you have smashing tits, Mairead. 284 00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:35,900 Jesus, Jock, would you fuck off to your own house? 285 00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:37,810 I was just complimenting... 286 00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:43,170 See you later, yeah? Yeah, I'll call over to you after dinner. 287 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:51,100 Why are you always giving Jock such a hard time? 288 00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:54,900 Cos he's a total fuck-up and you're trying to be just like him. 289 00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:56,180 No, I'm not. 290 00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:59,580 You don't know what he's really like. No? 291 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,130 Tell me, so. What's he really like? 292 00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:06,850 He's... he's sound. 293 00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:13,740 A laugh to be around. He's not like the other fellas in school. 294 00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:15,570 He makes me feel... 295 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,330 .. warm. 296 00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:23,700 Are you gay? Is that what this is? 297 00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:26,020 It's all right if you are. It would actually explain a lot. 298 00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:27,650 No, Mam, I'm not gay. 299 00:16:30,050 --> 00:16:33,420 But if I were, like, hypofarically... Hy... 300 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:37,100 Hypothetically. Hypothetically, if I were, 301 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,460 he'd be the guy I'd want to be gay with. 302 00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:42,580 I actually just got a mental picture of... 303 00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,810 .. Jock bumming you. 304 00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:47,580 And it wasn't pretty! 305 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:50,380 You think Jock would be bumming me? 306 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,900 I'd be bumming Jock! No. 307 00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:53,980 If anyone's bumming anyone... No! 308 00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:56,940 No, Jock would be bumming you. You'd be his little bitch. 309 00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:58,170 We'd take it in turns. 310 00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:01,580 Oh, Jesus. 311 00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:04,370 Your dad was just like that. He'd always have a laugh like that. 312 00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,820 All we need to do is burn our uniforms 313 00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:18,580 and nothin' will get traced back to us. 314 00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:20,540 Me jumper's gone. 315 00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:23,180 Who the fuck would take a school jumper covered in paint? 316 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,620 Whoo! 317 00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:27,290 Peter And The Wolf by Prokofiev 318 00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:31,530 CLANKING AND YELLING 319 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:41,420 Billy Murphy? When the hell did he get out? 320 00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:44,100 Not sure, but this could work out well for us. 321 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,100 We just let him wear that jumper round town. 322 00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:48,780 The police will think it was him who did it. 323 00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:49,850 What? 324 00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:56,260 Mam stitched me name on the inside of that jumper. 325 00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:57,370 Come on. 326 00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:01,580 Hooo! 327 00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:04,460 All right, Billy. 328 00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:05,860 All right, Billy. 329 00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:07,460 SMASHING, CAT YOWLS 330 00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:09,260 All right, lads. 331 00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:10,690 What the fuck do you want? 332 00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:15,860 Nothin', just sayin' hi. 333 00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:19,060 And I definitely don't want that jumper you're wearin'. 334 00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:20,740 Why don't you want it? 335 00:18:20,770 --> 00:18:23,860 Is there something wrong with it? No. Just don't want it. 336 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,500 It's not something I'd ever wear, like. 337 00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:27,420 Well, maybe I'll make ya wear it. 338 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:29,940 There's no fuckin' way you would make me wear that thing. 339 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:32,780 If I want you to wear it, you're going to fuckin' wear it, all right? 340 00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:34,300 Not a chance, boy! 341 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,060 That's it. You'll fuckin' wear it! 342 00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:38,690 All right, all right, he'll wear it. 343 00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:41,450 Won't you, Jock? 344 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,290 What? 345 00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:49,300 I've changed my mind. 346 00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:52,140 I thought you just said you were gonna make him wear it. 347 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:55,970 No. Now I'm the one who's gonna wear it, all right? 348 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,260 Great, cos I don't wanna wear it. It's a manky old thing. 349 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:03,010 If I want you to wear it, you're gonna fuckin' wear it, all right? 350 00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:07,220 There's no way you'll ever get that jumper on him. 351 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:10,220 Look, I'm fuckin' sick shit of the two of ye, all right? 352 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,540 Give me your fags and your money 353 00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:13,500 or I'll kick the livin' shit out of the pair of ye. 354 00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:14,570 Come on! 355 00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:21,290 You're lucky I didn't give you a fuckin' dig. 356 00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:32,570 Tell your mam I was askin' for her, all right? 357 00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:49,410 Hiya. How's it going? 358 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:55,180 You're from the fish stall in the market, yeah? 359 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:56,450 I'm the mackerel guy! 360 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,540 That's what you say when you're serving me. 361 00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:01,860 I know who you are. What are you doing here? 362 00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:04,460 Got to question a few scumbags about a robbery. 363 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,700 What about you? 364 00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:08,130 My son is not a scumbag. 365 00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:12,210 Fuck. 366 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,450 Thanks for coming in, Ms MacSweeney. 367 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,610 Fifth time this year? Fourth. Oh. 368 00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:40,620 So, Conor and Jock said they were with you on Wednesday. 369 00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:42,970 That's correct. We went to the cinema. 370 00:20:44,050 --> 00:20:45,290 What did you go and see? 371 00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,650 One of the Batmans. 372 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,540 I don't know which one. 373 00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:55,660 Don't ask me. I wasn't paying attention. 374 00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:58,420 Which one? The second one. 375 00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:00,220 Batman II. 376 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,900 What came out about 40 years ago, you know that, yeah? 377 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:03,940 Special screening. 378 00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:06,740 We saw the editor's cut. Mm-hm. 379 00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:08,380 What cinema did you go to? 380 00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:10,730 ALL ANSWER DIFFERENTLY 381 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,940 Can we cut the bullshit, yeah? 382 00:21:13,970 --> 00:21:15,740 Cut the bullshit? 383 00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:19,620 I came here of my own free will to answer one simple fuckin' question. 384 00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:23,340 Was my son Conor and his friend Jock with me on Wednesday? 385 00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:24,900 And the answer's yes. 386 00:21:24,930 --> 00:21:26,300 We went to see a film. 387 00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:30,100 Me, Conor, Jock. Got popcorn. 388 00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:31,530 End of fuckin' story. 389 00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:47,140 Do you recognise this? 390 00:21:47,170 --> 00:21:49,900 The same... One there. 391 00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:51,740 One there. 392 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,100 Guards on patrol retrieved it 393 00:21:53,130 --> 00:21:55,740 from a homeless fella seen wearing it around town. 394 00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:57,140 Give us the jumper. 395 00:21:57,170 --> 00:21:58,610 You're not fuckin' getting it! 396 00:22:02,890 --> 00:22:04,820 Try it on. 397 00:22:04,850 --> 00:22:07,700 It smells and it's dirty, like. I'm not putting this on. 398 00:22:07,730 --> 00:22:09,010 Put the fuckin' thing on! 399 00:22:15,090 --> 00:22:17,650 It's just my size. Can I keep it? 400 00:22:25,050 --> 00:22:30,220 When it comes to delay tactics, I'm pretty much an expert. 401 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,460 I'll hold your head. You'll push your head out forward. 402 00:22:32,490 --> 00:22:34,410 All right, that's it! Push. 403 00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:36,810 Argh! 404 00:22:46,530 --> 00:22:48,140 Well, you know what they say. 405 00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:50,700 If the slipper fits, 406 00:22:50,730 --> 00:22:52,210 you've found your glove. 407 00:22:58,770 --> 00:23:00,130 What have you got there? 408 00:23:03,210 --> 00:23:04,660 Get off of him! 409 00:23:04,690 --> 00:23:06,460 Come on. Hold his nose! 410 00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:07,940 Hold his nose! 411 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:10,210 Open your fuckin' mouth. Don't open it, Con. 412 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:12,410 Swallow it. 413 00:23:34,170 --> 00:23:37,260 I bet they're gonna do that good cop, dickhead cop thing. 414 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:38,500 Yeah, definitely. 415 00:23:38,530 --> 00:23:42,340 Your mam'll be the good cop, the other two will be the dickheads. 416 00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:46,220 You know I'd go to prison for you in the mornin' if you asked me to. 417 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:49,620 I'd do the same for you, but we're goin' to get through this. 418 00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:51,290 I'm telling ya, the plan will work. 419 00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:53,770 We stick with it. 420 00:24:08,930 --> 00:24:11,980 Jock, we want to speak to Conor on his own for a minute. 421 00:24:12,010 --> 00:24:13,940 No, I want Jock here. 422 00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:17,220 I'm goin' to advise him. You mean intimidate? 423 00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:21,180 Intimate? Not intimate, intimidate. 424 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:22,900 And you know exactly what I mean! 425 00:24:22,930 --> 00:24:25,500 Not really. Which one was I doin' with your daughter yesterday? 426 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:27,460 That was intimate I think, not the other one. 427 00:24:27,490 --> 00:24:28,530 Can we get on with this? 428 00:24:33,970 --> 00:24:37,260 Conor, they have yer school jumper, they know it was you. 429 00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:41,380 Sgt Healy has promised, if you tell the truth, he won't press charges. 430 00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:43,740 What, so they can arrest Jock instead, is it? 431 00:24:43,770 --> 00:24:46,860 People take home the wrong school jumper all the time. 432 00:24:46,890 --> 00:24:49,660 Why do you think she felt the need to name tag it in the first place? 433 00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:52,660 We didn't do nothin'. Why are you covering for him? 434 00:24:52,690 --> 00:24:54,580 Do you really think he'd do the same for you? 435 00:24:54,610 --> 00:24:57,380 He's like an addict, covering for his addiction. 436 00:24:57,410 --> 00:24:59,460 No, I'm not. Yes, you are. 437 00:24:59,490 --> 00:25:02,700 If Jock were a powder you'd be injecting him or snorting him. 438 00:25:02,730 --> 00:25:04,620 So what if I was snorting him? 439 00:25:04,650 --> 00:25:07,660 Better snortin' him than one of them other borin' pricks in my year. 440 00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:09,580 Watch your language. 441 00:25:09,610 --> 00:25:13,460 What did I say? You said prick. Prick's not a bad word. 442 00:25:13,490 --> 00:25:15,770 Yes, it is. Is prick a bad word? 443 00:25:17,090 --> 00:25:19,180 Yes, it is, and stop saying it. 444 00:25:19,210 --> 00:25:21,580 Shit and fuck are bad words, prick's just a bit of fun. 445 00:25:21,610 --> 00:25:23,020 Prick is just as bad as shit and fuck. 446 00:25:23,050 --> 00:25:24,420 You're not allowed say any of them! 447 00:25:24,450 --> 00:25:25,570 What about cunt? 448 00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:30,540 What? 449 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:33,900 Conor. Please, don't make me one of them single mothers 450 00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:35,420 with a convicted son. 451 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:38,580 Youth Detention Centres are designed to help people like Jock, 452 00:25:38,610 --> 00:25:40,980 but it won't suit a cute little fella like you. 453 00:25:41,010 --> 00:25:42,820 Trust me. 454 00:25:42,850 --> 00:25:44,050 You know what? 455 00:25:45,690 --> 00:25:47,210 You all have it in for Jock. 456 00:25:49,050 --> 00:25:50,170 Everyone does. 457 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,020 The only person that's on his side is me 458 00:25:54,050 --> 00:25:56,290 and you're sayin' I should fuck him over. 459 00:25:59,930 --> 00:26:01,410 He's so misjudged, like. 460 00:26:04,970 --> 00:26:06,340 He doesn't have it easy, 461 00:26:06,370 --> 00:26:09,610 but he doesn't bitch and moan about it like most people. 462 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:14,210 He rarely says nasty stuff about anyone. 463 00:26:16,650 --> 00:26:18,340 And he's gonna be one of them fellas 464 00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:20,290 who does something great with his life. 465 00:26:24,490 --> 00:26:26,660 There's no way in hell I'd ever turn my back on him 466 00:26:26,690 --> 00:26:28,090 so you can all fuck off. 467 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:32,340 All right, then. 468 00:26:32,370 --> 00:26:33,930 You leave me with no choice. 469 00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:45,580 Have you nothing to say for yourself? 470 00:26:45,610 --> 00:26:48,410 Yeah. You can suck my... BELL RINGS 471 00:27:15,490 --> 00:27:17,330 Get out of it, you little pricks! 472 00:27:23,290 --> 00:27:24,610 Little scum. 473 00:27:33,690 --> 00:27:36,420 I'm so sorry about the misunderstanding. 474 00:27:36,450 --> 00:27:39,660 It's not me you should be apologising to. 475 00:27:39,690 --> 00:27:41,700 Don't worry about it, Principal Walsh. 476 00:27:41,730 --> 00:27:44,210 Everyone makes enormous mistakes sometimes. 477 00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:06,690 Is there a fag machine inside there? 478 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,620 Not in the school. 479 00:28:09,650 --> 00:28:11,900 Down at the corner, Mary's. 480 00:28:11,930 --> 00:28:13,780 See ya. 481 00:28:13,810 --> 00:28:15,660 Prick. Who said that? 482 00:28:15,690 --> 00:28:16,970 Who said that? 483 00:28:19,810 --> 00:28:21,700 Told ya it would work. 484 00:28:21,730 --> 00:28:24,540 I didn't say it wouldn't, I just said it was risky. 485 00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:27,100 It's amazing what people will do for two bags of lead. 486 00:28:27,130 --> 00:28:29,300 We can't do it until after GAA practice. 487 00:28:29,330 --> 00:28:31,340 That's fine. Just make sure Conor and Jock 488 00:28:31,370 --> 00:28:33,380 are with Principal Walsh when it happens. 489 00:28:33,410 --> 00:28:35,050 We're from Northern Ireland. 490 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:42,660 How did you do them real tears? 491 00:28:42,690 --> 00:28:44,620 I just taught about my dad dyin'. 492 00:28:44,650 --> 00:28:45,970 Cool. 493 00:29:01,810 --> 00:29:06,260 Everyone says I'm forever mimicking Jock, but that's a load of bollocks. 494 00:29:06,290 --> 00:29:08,940 We're just best friends and we like the same shit. 495 00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:11,570 Anyone who has a best friend would understand that. 496 00:29:11,970 --> 00:29:20,702 For Subtitling Services, contatct: waqas.zahoor89@gmail.com 497 00:29:20,732 --> 00:29:29,462 For Subtitling Services, contatct: waqas.zahoor89@gmail.com 498 00:29:29,492 --> 00:29:38,223 For Subtitling Services, contatct: waqas.zahoor89@gmail.com 499 00:29:38,253 --> 00:29:46,980 For Subtitling Services, contatct: waqas.zahoor89@gmail.com 500 00:29:47,010 --> 00:29:48,250 We own this city. 501 00:29:51,450 --> 00:29:52,850 It's ours.