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Jock says that when it comes to
women, you can't show any weakness

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and whatever the fuck you do,
never, ever apologise.

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How many times do
I have to say I'm sorry?

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Ya don't have to say it at all,
it would suit me better if ya just

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fucked off and didn't speak to me
ever again. It was an accident!

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Ya punched my father in the face?

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What if de next time ya
"accidentally" punch me in de face?

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I couldn't punch ya in the face.
Yer too tall.

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Jock also says women usually mean

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the exact opposite of what they say.
Like...

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Would ya fuck off
and leave me alone?

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Ya don't shift someone
and pretend it meant nothin'.

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I shift every fella dat way,
whether I like 'em or not.

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But it felt so meanin'ful.

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Dat's just how I do it.

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I can't help it if fellas, like you,
act mental after it.

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I think I've a plan.

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Remember de last time ya had a plan?

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No-one lives here, it's perfect for
storin' shit until we sell it.

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Ah, yer a genius, boy!

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DOG BARKS

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Get out ma gaff,
ya little fuckin' pricks!

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I'm pretty sure dis plan will work.

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Let's just talk it true,
what is it?

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Nah, if we talk it true
we might decide

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it's a shit plan and not do it.

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Conor! Shit.

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Ya both want us to fuck off
and stop annoyin' you, right?

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Yes.
Finally, it's gettin' through.

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No problem.
What de fuck?

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On one condition...

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We get one day to try
and change yer mind.

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One whole day without ya
running away from us.

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The four of us together.

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Fuck dat. Tink about it.

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It's only one day dat ya have
to tolerate us,

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or else we'll annoy de livin' shit
out of ya for the rest of de year.

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Give us a second.

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Dis is a brutal idea.

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One day isn't enough to break dem.

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Come on, yer de one dat's good at
maths, work it out.

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We get a whole day.

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If we add up all de five minutes
dat we're getting at the moment

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dat's like a year's
worth of time all compressed.

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Oh, I didn't tink about it like that
actually.

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When?

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Tomorrow.
We'll take a doss day.

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Haven't you used up
all your sick days?

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One more and ya might have to
repeat de Junior Cert.

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Fuck de Junior Cert,
yer more important.

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SHE MOUTHS

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What about yer da?

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We'll get 'round him.

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After tomorrow, ya can't talk to us,
ya can't even look at us.

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As ya wish, my love.

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And stop with dat love shit.

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As ya wish.

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9am - at de back school gates?

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If I'm ever a parent, der'll be none
of dis negativity all de time...

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Whatever my kid wants to do,
I'm goin' to be supportive.

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Not a chance in hell are you
gettin' dat tattooed across yer
back.

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Just cos ya
don't like LCD Sound System.

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What's with de third plate?

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Anthony is joinin' us for dinner.

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Anthony? Yes, Anthony.

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Tony? Tony?
Sergeant Tony Healy.

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Healy? Yes, Healy!

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Are you and him...?

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Jesus, no...

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We're just... friends.

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Yer friends with a Garda?

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Do ya know how fucked up dat is?

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Shut up, he'll hear ya.

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Go on, let him in.

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Hiya.
Hiya.

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What do you tink of dat?

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He wants to tattoo it across his
entire back.

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It's spelled wrong.

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LCD?

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Can we not discuss dis
while we have a guest?

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Sure, der's nothin' to discuss,
I'm gettin' it done.

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I bet dis was Jock's idea.

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It's actually my idea.

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But he's gettin' de same one.

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Ye two are a pair of fuckin'
idiots, do you know that?

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Get back in here for yer dinner!

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Fuck you! Fuck you, too!

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More for us.

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It's just one doss day.
All the other kids take doss days.

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But they're not supposed to
and all the other kids' parents,

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they're not
principal of the school.

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Dat wasn't our fuckin'
choice now was it.

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Say that again?
Did I miss a family meeting?

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Since when was it OK
to swear at your parents?

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I wonder where
she gets that from. Fuck off.

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SHE SNIFFS

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What now?

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Nothin'.

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You're getting
tears all over yer chips.

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Ya have no idea how hard it is bein'

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in that school
with you as principal.

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We get picked on every day.

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It's just one doss day,
so we can act like normal kids.

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At least we're tellin' ya about it
and not doin' it behind yer back.

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SHE MOUTHS

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Dat was one of yer better ones.

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Tanks.

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I always know
when Jock has somethin'

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serious on his mind cos he does
the same ting over and over.

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What's wrong wit ya?

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Tinkin' 'bout me mam.

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She died two years ago today.

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I forgot all about it.

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Sorry bhoy.

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Tanks.

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Jock's mam was like two parents
rolled into one. She had to be.

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Cos his da is only good at one
thing...

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Ya can't be thinkin' about yer dead
mam when de girls get here.

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Ya gotta be happy and smiley.

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Back a little.

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Bikes? Do we look like we're
dressed for bikes?

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What are ya doing wearin' that?

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Ya said we'd be doin' nice tings.

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And dese are our nice clothes,
for doin' nice tings.

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Look, I like dat slutty stuff,
it's just it's 9am in de mornin'...

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Where did ya tink we were goin'?

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Dis is not a good start to the day.

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I can't help but help feel a little
bit proud that Principal Walsh has
me mam on speed dial.

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What do ya mean he's not in school?

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You mean he's not there?

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Eh...
Yes, he is... He's not well.

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He's reached the maximum amount of
sick days allowed in any one year.

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Yeah, we're all very worried,
hopefully he'll pull through.

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The school rules clearly state
he'll... Tanks. Bye.

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.. that he'll have to resit the
Junior Cert...

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Hello? Hello, Ms MacSweeney?

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They are only the days I got caught.
The real number's 42.

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Pick up, ya little bollocks!

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Sorry? Not you. Hang on.

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It's Mam. Tink she knows I'm gonna
doss before I do.

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It's Conor. You know what to do.
Do it fuckin' now.

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Call me back, ya little prick.

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Come on, will ye? Hurry up!

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Come on! This is the start of a
beautiful adventure.

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I bet he's gone with Jock to
get dat retarded tattoo

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plastered across his back.

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Do ya know how much dat'll cost
to get removed?

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Um... It was 200 to remove my ex's
name from my backside

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and it was only dat size.

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Do you have a picture of Conor?

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What for?

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He's a minor, he has to be
over 18 by law to get a tattoo.

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I'll let all the parlours know
they'll have me to answer to

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if they even put one fucking
dot of ink on his back.

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You'd do dat?

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I'm a member of the Garda Siochana.
It's my duty.

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Thanks.

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Some dickheads are after stealin'
our bikes.

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Well, that's what happens when you
leave them unattended in yer garage.

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See these lads? No.

161
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Me chain's after comin' off.

162
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Were ya back peddlin' again?

163
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Wat if I was? It just means we'll
have to keep stoppin'

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to put de chain back on
which is a bit of a waste of time

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when we could be doin'
more fun stuff.

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Wat's wrong with ya?

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I got this bike tinkin' it would be
good cos it had suspension,

168
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but it still hurts me arse, like.

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I checked it last night. It's like a
bruise in the shape of the saddle.

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How de ye check it?

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How everyone checks it.

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Go to the doctor? No. I'm not havin'
a doctor look at my arsehole.

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I put the mirror on the floor and
just looked down, like.

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So you saw yer arse crack and yer
arsehole and everything there?

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Don't tell me you never look!

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Dat's disgustin'!

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I'm just sayin', even a child knows
not to backpedal on a gear bike.

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Did I ask to
cycle a fuckin' bike?

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If I had known we were cyclin'
bikes I wouldn't have worn heels.

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00:10:02,390 --> 00:10:05,280
And if I don't backpedal my fuckin'
heels fall off, all right?

181
00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:06,600
No need to fuckin' shout.

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00:10:06,630 --> 00:10:07,670
Do ya want a kick?

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00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:12,390
Fuck!

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00:10:13,510 --> 00:10:15,000
Conor!

185
00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:16,280
Your mam's looking for you!

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00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:18,400
If he sees these bikes we're fucked.
Cycle, quick!

187
00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:19,720
Wat's wrong with de bikes?

188
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We borrowed dem. From who?
Not sure, dat's de problem.

189
00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,240
We're cyclin' stolen bikes?

190
00:10:24,270 --> 00:10:26,200
I know, excitin', isn't it? Come on!

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00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:27,880
Come on, pedal, pedal, pedal!

192
00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:29,720
I can't get me
feet in the fuckin' hoops.

193
00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:32,360
Ya don't need to, just fuckin'
pedal, will ya!

194
00:10:32,390 --> 00:10:33,430
Fuck's sake!

195
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:47,550
All women need to see is a bit of
skin to get dem in the mood.

196
00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:56,280
It's a bikini. I know. I'm not
wearing it.

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00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:57,360
Why not?

198
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,040
Cos dere's perverts around.

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00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:00,110
Where?

200
00:11:01,190 --> 00:11:03,190
I'm talkin' about the pair of ye,
idiot!

201
00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:07,800
Come on, get changed?

202
00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:08,920
Not a fuckin' chance.

203
00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:11,080
What was the point in comin'
here, then?

204
00:11:11,110 --> 00:11:12,150
Good question.

205
00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:22,200
How do ya tink things are goin'
wit dem?

206
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:25,150
All right. Dey're still talkin'
to us which is the main thing.

207
00:11:26,630 --> 00:11:28,630
Shit, der lookin', der lookin'.

208
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,870
Makes yer dick look bigger, warm it
up.

209
00:11:40,550 --> 00:11:43,480
What are ye doin, bhoy?
Wat de fuck!

210
00:11:43,510 --> 00:11:44,960
Why did ye do that?

211
00:11:44,990 --> 00:11:47,750
I was warmin' up mine.
Same.

212
00:11:49,270 --> 00:11:51,550
Oh, my God!

213
00:11:52,870 --> 00:11:57,190
De ye want to never talk about that
again? Yeah.

214
00:11:58,310 --> 00:12:00,910
It's just cos the height,
I got confused. Me too.

215
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:07,840
Jock says I sound like a little
girl when I jump off tings. But
dat's total bullshit.

216
00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:43,200
What's he doin'?

217
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,640
Swimmin'.

218
00:12:44,670 --> 00:12:48,190
Dat doesn't look like swimmin',
it looks like he's drownin', slowly.

219
00:12:51,590 --> 00:12:53,600
He's still learnin'.

220
00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:56,240
Is he all right? Should we throw him
a life ring?

221
00:12:56,270 --> 00:12:57,720
This is so embarrassing!

222
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,350
We'll give him another minute.

223
00:13:09,630 --> 00:13:10,680
You all right, kid?

224
00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:13,120
Go 'way, don't talk to me!

225
00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:14,160
Wat?

226
00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:16,430
Stand over dere
until those people are gone.

227
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:27,190
I brought a picnic.

228
00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:56,720
And just as we're making great
progress with the girls...

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00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:57,790
Who did that?

230
00:13:58,950 --> 00:14:00,600
We did.

231
00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:01,960
Dat's really ungrateful.

232
00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,040
Dey were rotten.

233
00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:05,240
We've been doin' nothin'
but nice tings for you all day

234
00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:06,960
'n' all yer doin' is flingin'
it back at us.

235
00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:08,520
You haven't done wan nice
ting for us,

236
00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:11,200
you've just bin draggin' us
along to whatever you wanted to do.

237
00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:12,880
Yer showin' yer true colours.

238
00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:14,120
Wat colours are dem?

239
00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:15,790
Selfish, bitchy colours.

240
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:22,920
Fuck dis, I've had enough.

241
00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,670
His mam's dead two years today.

242
00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:49,110
Come on, let's go to de graveyard.

243
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,470
No, yer supposed to be havin' fun.

244
00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:55,590
Anything'll be more fun dan dis.

245
00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:02,440
I would have had the sandwich, just
don't like cheese.

246
00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:05,070
I can take the cheese out and leave
you with chicken.

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I like chicken.

248
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:10,550
Same.

249
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:14,470
Thanks. It's all right.

250
00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:34,360
Goin' to visit someone at their
grave is such a strange ting to do.

251
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It's kinda like visitin'

252
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someone at der house when you known
they're not in.

253
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I guess we all just need somewhere
to go when the person we've lost

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is on our mind, rather than then
visiting them

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in our memories over and over again.

256
00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:56,830
Wat?

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Me da.

258
00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:03,590
It's bin a shit enough day without
bumpin' into dat prick.

259
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:17,710
Come on.

260
00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:32,000
What was she like?

261
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A bit of a joker.

262
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She thought she was hilarious.

263
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But she wasn't.

264
00:16:38,550 --> 00:16:40,680
Like when we went to order
a Chinese takeaway

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and she'd put on a Chinese accent
and say...

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"That's the 'wong' order,
I ordered the 'Young Dumb Fuck'."

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Or Indian...

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"Last time I ate here I spent the
whole night vin-the-loo."

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She was lovely, though.

270
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The best.

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She's so young. How did she die?

272
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She drowned.

273
00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:07,680
Her car was parked
by the slipway in Passage.

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Dey never found de body.

275
00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:11,680
So, she's not here?

276
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She is here.

277
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,640
So she's buried here?

278
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No. But she's here.

279
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I'm confused, how can she be both.

280
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Is she here or not?

281
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Yes, but no.

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Her favourite song.

283
00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:15,510
See ya later, Mam.

284
00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:28,840
There's nothin' worse than going to
the trouble of stealin' a load

285
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of bikes only to have some thievin'
bastards robbin' dem from you.

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00:19:31,910 --> 00:19:33,680
Fuck!

287
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:35,920
Get back here, ya thievin'
little pricks.

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Fuck off!

289
00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:38,960
At least give us
a crosser back into town!

290
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Go away and kiss me mam's hole!

291
00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:53,470
Do you have you got any money for
the bus?

292
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:15,080
Sayin' sorry is one of dem tings
that must get harder as you get
older.

293
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:19,600
Like, it's not often you hear a
50-year-old say sorry to a
two-year-old.

294
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:22,910
But when older people do say sorry,
they usually mean it.

295
00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:38,190
Are dey our bikes?

296
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:44,150
Hey!

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00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:48,040
Fuck off, bhoy!

298
00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:50,150
Stay where you are, you're under
arrest!

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00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:59,560
Stop fuckin' movin'!
Stop fuckin' movin'!

300
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:01,830
Serves ya right, ya thievin' little
pricks!

301
00:21:11,790 --> 00:21:14,080
Fuckin' stupid cunt!
Yer a snarky little prick.

302
00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:15,710
Fuckin'...

303
00:21:23,710 --> 00:21:25,120
Dat could have bin us.

304
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:28,400
Could have bin, would have bin,
should have bin, but...

305
00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:29,880
..it wasn't.

306
00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:32,120
Conor, how many times has stuff
nearly happened to us,

307
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:34,080
but den didn't happen in the end?
Millions.

308
00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:37,080
Something nearly happen to us nearly
every single day, and den doesn't.

309
00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:39,760
If everythin' dat nearly happened
to us, actually happened...

310
00:21:39,790 --> 00:21:41,190
We'd have way too much stuff to do.

311
00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:44,830
Fuck it anyway!

312
00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:55,590
Wat's wrong wit ya?

313
00:21:56,990 --> 00:21:59,440
Dis was supposed to be
a day you'll remember for de

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00:21:59,470 --> 00:22:02,360
rest of yer lives, and cos ya
spent it with us you'd remember

315
00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:06,510
us for de rest of yer lives, instead
we spent it cryin' at de graveyard.

316
00:22:08,350 --> 00:22:11,630
Not every day turns out the way you
expect, but it wasn't a bad day.

317
00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:17,510
WHISTLES BLOWING

318
00:22:19,390 --> 00:22:20,430
What's dat noise?

319
00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:25,590
Sounds like a football match
or something.

320
00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:29,240
Come on, let's see who can gob off
the bridge de furthest.

321
00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:31,110
THEY HOCK UP SALIVA INTO THEIR
MOUTHS

322
00:22:35,830 --> 00:22:38,080
Ready. Yep.

323
00:22:38,110 --> 00:22:40,600
One...

324
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:43,240
.. two...

325
00:22:43,270 --> 00:22:44,630
.. tree...

326
00:22:52,390 --> 00:22:54,150
Is dis actually happenin'? Fuck!

327
00:22:56,390 --> 00:22:57,560
Holy fuckin' shit!

328
00:22:57,590 --> 00:22:59,670
Sorry for spittin' on you,
whale family.

329
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:09,080
It's high tide here and
the family of orcas have decided to

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00:23:09,110 --> 00:23:12,320
make a trip right
into the heart of Cork city.

331
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:15,040
Crowds of spectators have
gathered around to catch

332
00:23:15,070 --> 00:23:17,670
a glimpse of these giant fish.

333
00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:23,560
I'm here with some of the locals who
witnessed the spectacular events

334
00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:25,760
of today. Can you tell me a bit
about what you saw?

335
00:23:25,790 --> 00:23:29,280
Der BLEEPING flippers came flying
out of de BLEEPING water.

336
00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:30,360
No, der BLEEPING tails!

337
00:23:30,390 --> 00:23:32,880
No, de BLEEPING ting at de end,
whatever dey BLEEPING call it.

338
00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:34,560
I've never seen a BLEEPING
whale before.

339
00:23:34,590 --> 00:23:35,670
It was BLEEPING amazing!

340
00:23:39,270 --> 00:23:41,640
Big BLEEPING, BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP!

341
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:42,870
BLEEPING hell!

342
00:23:44,110 --> 00:23:47,550
Well, I think that says it all.
Back to you in the studio.

343
00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:06,200
I suppose I'll see you later?

344
00:24:06,230 --> 00:24:08,630
Yeah, I'll see you later.

345
00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:14,230
Remember the deal - no talkin' to me
after today.

346
00:24:15,790 --> 00:24:17,310
Yeah. OK.

347
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,350
You just said... Shh!

348
00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:29,230
No talkin'.

349
00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:32,150
As you wish.

350
00:24:47,550 --> 00:24:50,440
Dis was me first time spendin'
a whole day with a woman other

351
00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:53,640
that me mam...
Feelin' pretty confident.

352
00:24:53,670 --> 00:24:55,910
So I... Sorry.

353
00:24:57,990 --> 00:24:59,800
Don't know why I shouted that.

354
00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:01,430
So I was just going to say...

355
00:25:03,270 --> 00:25:05,240
You know cos...

356
00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:08,880
Because they're goin' to be hangin'
out together loads now and stuff,

357
00:25:08,910 --> 00:25:11,550
I was just worried that you were
going to be, um...

358
00:25:13,190 --> 00:25:16,680
.. kind of just really lonely and sad
all the time.

359
00:25:16,710 --> 00:25:21,000
Because you don't have another
friend now, I was thinkin' that I
could maybe...

360
00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:27,320
Kind of like swoop in like
a... Like an eagle and, and, er...

361
00:25:27,350 --> 00:25:30,310
And chat to you so you're not lonely
in school and stuff.

362
00:25:31,510 --> 00:25:32,760
Only if you want to, like?

363
00:25:32,790 --> 00:25:35,150
I'm not bothered if you're not.
But, please...

364
00:25:37,510 --> 00:25:39,520
Der's 500 other pupils in de school.

365
00:25:39,550 --> 00:25:41,310
Why would I want to hang out wit
you?

366
00:25:45,830 --> 00:25:49,350
Yeah. Of course, yeah, stupid.

367
00:25:51,390 --> 00:25:52,430
All right, then.

368
00:25:53,790 --> 00:25:55,390
Yeah. I'm just fuckin' with ya.

369
00:26:01,830 --> 00:26:04,070
You... Ah, ha-ha! Great!

370
00:26:12,830 --> 00:26:15,200
Talk to you tomorrow? Yeah.

371
00:26:15,230 --> 00:26:17,230
See you tomorrow. See you later.
Ha-ha!

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00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:42,790
Now we're quits.

373
00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:56,200
I wonder wat dey're doin'
so close to land.

374
00:26:56,230 --> 00:26:58,080
Dey were just talkin'
about it dere...

375
00:26:58,110 --> 00:27:00,680
Apparently de mother's not
feeling well, and dey come to shore

376
00:27:00,710 --> 00:27:03,000
when it's time to pass away.

377
00:27:03,030 --> 00:27:04,070
She's gonna die?

378
00:27:06,510 --> 00:27:08,950
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379
00:27:22,590 --> 00:27:24,590
Your mam's been
looking for you all day.

380
00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:28,390
Come on, let's get you home.

381
00:27:35,910 --> 00:27:38,920
I tink dere's somethin'
inside everyone that connects them

382
00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:42,030
to their mam, in a way dat yer not
connected to anyone else...

383
00:27:58,030 --> 00:27:59,190
Did you get yer tattoo?

384
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:04,790
Fuck's sake.

385
00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:08,510
Even if dey wreck yer head most of
the time.

386
00:28:09,830 --> 00:28:11,070
Go on, son, let me see it.

387
00:28:13,550 --> 00:28:17,080
It's only when ya picture yer mam
gone dat ya realise how much

388
00:28:17,110 --> 00:28:18,390
ya like dem bein' around.

389
00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:26,510
Jock got de same one.

390
00:28:29,150 --> 00:28:30,160
It's beautiful.

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