1 00:00:15,380 --> 00:00:18,342 Aw, for fuck's sake! 2 00:00:18,372 --> 00:00:19,390 WATER GUSHES 3 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:20,402 SHE YELLS 4 00:00:20,432 --> 00:00:22,406 God! Argh. 5 00:00:22,436 --> 00:00:24,340 Fuck. 6 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:30,310 What are you doing on the floor? 7 00:00:30,340 --> 00:00:31,350 Ah, watch! 8 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:33,356 Shit! 9 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,370 Fuck it! 10 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,364 You all right? 11 00:00:46,368 --> 00:00:48,406 Me da drove us halfway round the country to buy that shitty 12 00:00:48,436 --> 00:00:52,310 old fridge, which he found on DoneDeal for 18 euros. 13 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:55,310 He was so proud of it. You couldn't help but think of him 14 00:00:55,340 --> 00:00:56,378 every time you went to make a sandwich. 15 00:00:56,408 --> 00:00:58,368 God, I went right on my hole. 16 00:01:00,344 --> 00:01:01,428 Little did he know it would outlive him. 17 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,342 Mam said buying a brand-new one 18 00:01:06,372 --> 00:01:08,358 would be like shitting on Da's grave, 19 00:01:08,388 --> 00:01:10,386 so we're off to relive the journey he took us on, 20 00:01:10,416 --> 00:01:13,364 in search of another old bargain fridge instead. 21 00:01:22,432 --> 00:01:24,398 Aw, fuck me. 22 00:01:24,428 --> 00:01:26,374 What happened your eye? 23 00:01:26,404 --> 00:01:28,354 I got in a fight outside Centra last night. 24 00:01:28,384 --> 00:01:31,346 He got one in, I got two. Boom, boom, boom! 25 00:01:31,376 --> 00:01:33,362 And you think he's cool? 26 00:01:33,392 --> 00:01:37,310 Where you going? Picking up a fridge in Skibbereen. 27 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:38,398 C-Can I go with you? 28 00:01:38,428 --> 00:01:41,344 No. Come on, Conor, we're going. 29 00:01:50,416 --> 00:01:52,394 We were meant to be hanging out for the day. 30 00:01:52,424 --> 00:01:54,374 What difference does it make if he comes? 31 00:01:54,404 --> 00:01:56,390 I want it to be a family road trip, like last time. 32 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,350 Jock pretty much is family. 33 00:01:58,380 --> 00:02:00,342 Not my family. 34 00:02:00,372 --> 00:02:01,388 Please? 35 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,424 Come on, then! 36 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,364 Happy? Yeah! 37 00:02:25,424 --> 00:02:29,370 Oh... Can I go in the front? No, Conor's in the front. 38 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,402 Oh, come on. This car's fuckin' tiny. I'll get leg cramps 39 00:02:31,432 --> 00:02:33,386 if I go in the back. 40 00:02:33,416 --> 00:02:35,380 I don't mind! I'm happy in the back! 41 00:02:43,408 --> 00:02:45,436 Mam, put your seat forward a bit, will you? 42 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:50,390 Now, I'll be the navigator so you can just concentrate on the driving, 43 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:53,338 have a nice easy journey, maybe put on the radio or something, 44 00:02:53,368 --> 00:02:54,366 kick back. Gimme the map. 45 00:02:54,396 --> 00:02:57,398 Would you relax? I've got a built-in compass. 46 00:02:57,428 --> 00:03:00,330 Now, eat some Weetabix, 47 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,354 north, south, now eat some Weetabix... 48 00:03:02,384 --> 00:03:04,404 West? Come on, quit dilly-dallying. 49 00:03:18,348 --> 00:03:20,378 Mam has never really warmed to Jock. 50 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:24,326 I think it's because she hasn't had a chance to really get to know him. 51 00:03:24,356 --> 00:03:27,322 Now that they're both stuck in a small, confined space, 52 00:03:27,352 --> 00:03:28,416 it's the perfect opportunity. 53 00:03:37,352 --> 00:03:38,394 What are you doing scribbling on the map? 54 00:03:38,424 --> 00:03:40,424 Oh, they're lyrics. I'm writing a song. 55 00:03:42,404 --> 00:03:44,330 Do ya wanna hear it? 56 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,364 No, thanks. 57 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,362 All right, all right, I'll sing it, but it's not finished yet 58 00:03:49,392 --> 00:03:52,322 so don't be too critical. I said... Mm-mm-mm. 59 00:03:52,352 --> 00:03:54,366 Eh, give us a note, there, Conor, will ya? 60 00:03:54,396 --> 00:03:56,406 Right, eh, baritone? 61 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,340 Eh, yeah. 62 00:04:00,344 --> 00:04:01,370 Ah... 63 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,376 BOTH SINGING A LOW NOTE 64 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:14,370 A one, a two, a one, two, three. 65 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:33,374 Come on and sing it! 66 00:04:35,424 --> 00:04:37,322 That's enough now. 67 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:41,362 Fuck's sake. 68 00:04:41,392 --> 00:04:43,318 Come on, give it a go. 69 00:04:43,348 --> 00:04:45,334 Mam finds it difficult to enjoy herself. 70 00:04:45,364 --> 00:04:47,358 It's not something that comes natural to her. 71 00:04:53,356 --> 00:04:54,330 That's lovely! 72 00:05:08,404 --> 00:05:10,318 Watch out! 73 00:05:10,348 --> 00:05:12,380 BANG 74 00:05:17,348 --> 00:05:18,362 WHat you scream for? 75 00:05:18,392 --> 00:05:19,386 There was a giant pothole. 76 00:05:19,416 --> 00:05:22,358 I was going to miss it but your screaming drove me straight into it. 77 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:23,402 I made you drive into it? 78 00:05:23,432 --> 00:05:26,394 Well, what did I do, grab the steering wheel or someting? 79 00:05:26,424 --> 00:05:29,338 I think you'll find in a court of law, the person in control of 80 00:05:29,368 --> 00:05:31,338 the vehicle is to blame. 81 00:05:31,368 --> 00:05:32,382 He has a point. 82 00:05:32,412 --> 00:05:34,390 We're not in a court of law, and it was your fault. 83 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:36,374 If we weren't singing that stupid song, 84 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:39,372 we both would have been paying attention to the road. 85 00:05:40,392 --> 00:05:42,396 I thought we were having a good time. 86 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:50,396 Fuck's sake. 87 00:05:56,436 --> 00:05:59,352 Wasn't even fully bald. 88 00:06:03,348 --> 00:06:04,338 Let's get this changed. 89 00:06:04,368 --> 00:06:06,352 Conor, give me a hand with the spare. 90 00:06:16,424 --> 00:06:18,352 Where's the jack? 91 00:06:21,368 --> 00:06:23,344 Jock, check the front for the jack. 92 00:06:32,352 --> 00:06:34,346 It's not there. Are you sure? 93 00:06:34,376 --> 00:06:35,436 Yeah, it's not fucking there. 94 00:06:38,420 --> 00:06:41,392 Will we try and drive to a petrol station with the flat? 95 00:06:44,416 --> 00:06:46,404 ENGINE REVS 96 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:51,352 Bollocks! 97 00:06:52,348 --> 00:06:54,364 98% coverage, me hole. 98 00:07:00,404 --> 00:07:02,318 How far are we from Skibbereen? 99 00:07:02,348 --> 00:07:05,322 Not far. We just passed through Bedfordshire a few miles back. 100 00:07:05,352 --> 00:07:06,356 Bedfordshire? 101 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,384 You're on the England page, you fuckin' tool! 102 00:07:16,368 --> 00:07:17,406 We're miles away from anywhere. 103 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:20,362 You carry a lot of stress around with you, you know that? 104 00:07:20,392 --> 00:07:22,398 I'm starting to feel stressed just being near ya, 105 00:07:22,428 --> 00:07:25,310 I can't imagine what it's like inside your head. 106 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:26,428 Do you know the reason for that stress? 107 00:07:28,416 --> 00:07:30,340 Is it your period? 108 00:07:31,392 --> 00:07:33,344 Do you want another black eye? 109 00:07:36,364 --> 00:07:37,400 Mam! 110 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:41,370 Conor, please tell me yer not trying to lift the fucking car. 111 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,432 No, I'm checkin' de weight. 112 00:07:55,416 --> 00:07:56,432 I have a plan. 113 00:07:58,408 --> 00:08:01,376 In fairness to yer son, he can have moments of genius. 114 00:08:17,416 --> 00:08:20,350 This had got to be the most retarded thing I've seen in me entire life. 115 00:08:20,380 --> 00:08:21,394 You say dat about everythin' we do. 116 00:08:21,424 --> 00:08:24,348 That's cos ya keep breakin' yer own record. 117 00:08:29,344 --> 00:08:31,350 How's that? It's not going to work. 118 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:34,350 The car's about half a tonne, and you weigh about eight stone. 119 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,334 How many stones in half a tonne? 120 00:08:36,364 --> 00:08:37,400 I don't know but not eight. 121 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:40,364 Jock, get up here, will ya? 122 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:50,386 It's workin'! 123 00:08:50,416 --> 00:08:53,374 Put that block under to stop it going down. 124 00:08:53,404 --> 00:08:54,416 It's not high enough. 125 00:08:56,416 --> 00:08:58,380 We need somethin' heavy. 126 00:09:04,396 --> 00:09:05,398 I'm not heavy! 127 00:09:05,428 --> 00:09:08,338 You're heavier than Conor. He's only a small little fella. 128 00:09:08,368 --> 00:09:10,380 Swap and he can shove the block under the car. 129 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,436 Do ya want this fridge or not? 130 00:09:40,396 --> 00:09:42,386 Dis is kind of fun, isn't it? 131 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,338 Give me more room. I'm already on de edge. 132 00:09:45,368 --> 00:09:47,372 Here, you can hold on to me for balance. 133 00:09:56,340 --> 00:09:58,376 You need to bounce a little. On three. 134 00:10:00,376 --> 00:10:02,406 One, two, three... Bounce. 135 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,394 One, two, three... Bounce. 136 00:10:04,424 --> 00:10:07,358 One, two, three... Bounce. 137 00:10:07,388 --> 00:10:09,370 Nearly there.One, two... 138 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,382 Your rhythm is all off, I'll lead. 139 00:10:11,412 --> 00:10:13,348 My rhythm is perfect. 140 00:10:15,344 --> 00:10:17,330 One, two, three... Bounce. 141 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,338 One, two, three... Bounce. 142 00:10:20,368 --> 00:10:24,314 One, two, three... Bounce. 143 00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:26,318 That's it, we did it! 144 00:10:26,348 --> 00:10:29,326 Fair play to ya, I did not think that would work. 145 00:10:30,404 --> 00:10:32,350 ELECTRICITY CRACKLES 146 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:33,402 Are you OK? 147 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:35,406 What? 148 00:10:35,436 --> 00:10:37,388 It's electric! 149 00:10:39,404 --> 00:10:41,424 Get something rubber and help. 150 00:10:49,396 --> 00:10:51,370 What the fuck is this? It's a rubber. 151 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,376 I know what it is. Why do you have one? 152 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,360 Use your fucking trainers. 153 00:11:24,364 --> 00:11:27,364 What the fuck is this? Where'd you get that? 154 00:11:35,384 --> 00:11:37,356 MOBILE DINGS 155 00:11:49,424 --> 00:11:50,428 Who's that? 156 00:11:53,368 --> 00:11:54,370 Just a girl from school. 157 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,310 A girl FRIEND? 158 00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:58,326 Never going to happen. 159 00:11:58,356 --> 00:12:01,318 Shut up, Jock. She's been tryin' to get with him for the past month 160 00:12:01,348 --> 00:12:02,390 but yer son is frigid. 161 00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:05,330 I'm not frigid, I'm shy! 162 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,326 What's the fuckin' difference? Girls don't like frigid guys. 163 00:12:08,356 --> 00:12:09,354 Isn't that right, Mairead? 164 00:12:09,384 --> 00:12:12,314 They don't like randy little pricks like you, either! 165 00:12:12,344 --> 00:12:14,380 You say randy like it's a bad ting. 166 00:12:15,428 --> 00:12:17,394 So is Sergeant Healy not randy? 167 00:12:17,424 --> 00:12:19,330 How the fuck should I know? 168 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,402 If you were to guess though, out of 10, how randy would ya say he is? 169 00:12:21,432 --> 00:12:23,380 Shut up. 170 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,352 I'd say I'm about a nine on de randy scale. 171 00:12:28,392 --> 00:12:30,340 You're probably about a one. 172 00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:33,326 How randy are you, Mairead? 173 00:12:33,356 --> 00:12:35,326 Stop asking Mam how randy she is! 174 00:12:35,356 --> 00:12:37,350 I'm just curious if being frigid runs in the family. 175 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:39,400 I'm not fucking frigid and neither is Mam. 176 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,400 Do you like this girl? 177 00:12:57,340 --> 00:12:59,322 What's her name? 178 00:12:59,352 --> 00:13:00,372 Linda. 179 00:13:02,392 --> 00:13:07,310 She's smart, pretty... 180 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:08,402 You've got lovely eyes. 181 00:13:08,432 --> 00:13:10,330 .. funny. 182 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:13,402 Boop! Oh, you think I'm cute? Yeah. 183 00:13:13,432 --> 00:13:15,334 I love you. 184 00:13:15,364 --> 00:13:17,356 Can't fault her, to be honest. 185 00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:20,310 She's a bit goofy. 186 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:23,350 No, she isn't, just cos she's not putting on a show de whole 187 00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:24,404 time like most girls. 188 00:13:26,352 --> 00:13:27,400 There's no bullshit with her. 189 00:13:34,348 --> 00:13:35,392 D'ya still have that condom? 190 00:13:45,372 --> 00:13:47,400 Yeah, here.I don't want it! 191 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:51,378 Stick it in yer wallet. 192 00:13:51,408 --> 00:13:54,318 When the time comes - and I don't want to know when that is - 193 00:13:54,348 --> 00:13:55,424 you make sure ya use it, all right? 194 00:14:01,396 --> 00:14:03,344 I find dem very restrictive. 195 00:14:04,396 --> 00:14:06,432 When ya get to prison you might change yer mind. 196 00:14:19,408 --> 00:14:21,394 Me and Jock were never on a farm before 197 00:14:21,424 --> 00:14:24,366 but there's a fellow in our class at school who lives on one 198 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:25,406 and he always smells of shit. 199 00:14:25,436 --> 00:14:28,408 He says he can't get it off. It's part of being a farmer. 200 00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:40,356 Well, there it is. 20 euros and you can take it away. 201 00:14:43,352 --> 00:14:45,318 Is it workin' all right? 202 00:14:45,348 --> 00:14:46,436 Plug it in and see for yourself. 203 00:14:58,340 --> 00:14:59,356 FRIDGE RATTLES TO LIFE 204 00:15:02,348 --> 00:15:03,352 DUCK QUACKS 205 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:08,420 Get out, you dirty bastard. 206 00:15:13,388 --> 00:15:15,368 Come out! 207 00:15:16,424 --> 00:15:18,342 Fucking head off. 208 00:15:18,372 --> 00:15:21,348 Come on! 209 00:15:28,404 --> 00:15:31,346 I fucking hate that duck. Why do ya hate ducks? 210 00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:34,344 I don't hate ducks. I hate THAT duck. 211 00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:37,394 About a week ago I was going up to feed me hens. 212 00:15:37,424 --> 00:15:40,338 He was standing outside the door staring at me 213 00:15:40,368 --> 00:15:41,378 and I knew something was up. 214 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,360 What have you done? 215 00:15:45,432 --> 00:15:48,382 Normally me hens would have been chirping cheerfully at that 216 00:15:48,412 --> 00:15:52,326 time of day but there was an eerie silence. 217 00:15:52,356 --> 00:15:53,424 Not even a single cluck. 218 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,390 Maybe he just stepped in the blood. 219 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:06,338 What are you, his lawyer?No. 220 00:16:06,368 --> 00:16:09,330 But just cos you saw a red footprint doesn't mean he's a murderer. 221 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,310 It's not just that. 222 00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:14,370 He was intimidating that hen since I got her. 223 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,360 She hadn't laid an egg in weeks. 224 00:16:19,408 --> 00:16:20,432 You happy? 225 00:16:23,396 --> 00:16:26,432 Yeah. 20 euro.I'll give ya 18. 226 00:16:28,344 --> 00:16:30,348 19. Done. 227 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,396 Have you got a euro change? No. 228 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:41,436 HE CHUCKLES 229 00:16:47,436 --> 00:16:50,360 The key to good teamwork is communication. 230 00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:53,354 Take it easy. 231 00:16:53,384 --> 00:16:54,424 Do you want to fucking do it? 232 00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:02,326 Come on, ya pair of pussies, 233 00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:04,354 Conor's Dad carried the fridge on his own the last time. 234 00:17:04,384 --> 00:17:06,420 Yeah, well, we don't want to end up like him, do we? 235 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,334 DUCK QUACKS 236 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,368 FARMER YELLS 237 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,378 Get back here, you little bollocks. 238 00:17:17,408 --> 00:17:19,344 Get back here. 239 00:17:23,432 --> 00:17:26,344 Yer not goin' to kill him with that, are you? 240 00:17:27,392 --> 00:17:31,380 Yeah. I tried drowning him before but he just held his breath. 241 00:17:35,392 --> 00:17:38,346 Can we do it?What? 242 00:17:38,376 --> 00:17:41,370 Come on! We're from the city, we never get to kill anything. 243 00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:47,352 Hello? Hang on a second. 244 00:17:49,388 --> 00:17:51,394 Just the duck, don't go killing anything else. 245 00:17:51,424 --> 00:17:53,348 We won't. 246 00:17:54,372 --> 00:17:56,402 Thanks. 247 00:17:56,432 --> 00:18:02,356 Yeah? What the fuck would I be doing with a jacuzzi? 248 00:18:10,404 --> 00:18:13,330 This farming stuff is pretty easy to get your head around. 249 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:18,358 It's all about milking animals, feeding animals and killing animals. 250 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:22,314 Where's the body? I was going to eat that for my dinner. 251 00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:24,346 Shit! Ya should've said that beforehand. 252 00:18:24,376 --> 00:18:25,420 Here, look. 253 00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,330 Hit him in the head. 254 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,346 I'm going to hit him in the back first to keep him still, 255 00:18:34,376 --> 00:18:36,392 then the head. Whatever, just hit the fucker. 256 00:18:40,436 --> 00:18:43,326 He's got a lot of fight in him. 257 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,350 That's a lot of blood. 258 00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:46,396 I think I hit an artery. 259 00:18:49,412 --> 00:18:51,436 Here, film me doin' it. 260 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,420 See if ya can get the head to come off. 261 00:19:05,396 --> 00:19:07,372 I could get used to country living. 262 00:19:10,428 --> 00:19:12,366 He's totally mangled. 263 00:19:12,396 --> 00:19:15,374 Yeah, we threw him in de river so he wouldn't be stinking up the place. 264 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,354 Well, at least he's dead, that's the main thing. 265 00:19:18,384 --> 00:19:20,412 Fred and Rosemary West, get in the car! 266 00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:38,416 It's a farm, that's what they do on farms, they kill things. 267 00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:42,384 It's basically where psychos go to be accepted. 268 00:19:44,376 --> 00:19:46,420 I wouldn't mind killing a cow de next time. 269 00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:49,392 Have you no respect for life? 270 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:54,406 You had duck from the Chinese last night. Not the same thing. 271 00:19:54,436 --> 00:19:59,330 Why not? At least we looked our duck in the eye when we killed it. 272 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,356 I didn't kill any duck. No. You had someone do it for you. 273 00:20:05,408 --> 00:20:06,394 QUACK 274 00:20:06,424 --> 00:20:08,330 Did you say something? 275 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,350 Quack! 276 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,310 Quit it, Jock, it's not funny. 277 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,416 QUACKING Quack! Quack! 278 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,428 Shit! What if he needs air? 279 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,342 Who needs air? 280 00:20:19,372 --> 00:20:21,404 QUACKING 281 00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,352 For fuck's sake! 282 00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:44,388 Where did all the blood come from? 283 00:20:48,384 --> 00:20:49,362 Give me more. 284 00:20:49,392 --> 00:20:52,342 Fuck off and use your own, will ya? I'm running out.I don't like pain. 285 00:20:52,372 --> 00:20:54,314 No-one likes pain, ya tool, 286 00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:57,384 but if we don't do this that farmer is going to kill an innocent duck. 287 00:21:02,384 --> 00:21:04,348 You better be appreciating' dis! 288 00:21:06,396 --> 00:21:07,402 Hit him in the head. 289 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,326 I'm going to hit him in the back first, keep him still. 290 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,380 Then the head. Whatever, just hit the fucker. 291 00:21:18,428 --> 00:21:21,420 I think I hit an artery. I could get used to country living. 292 00:21:25,428 --> 00:21:26,432 That's perfect. 293 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:31,342 Get in the car. We're bringin' it back. 294 00:21:31,372 --> 00:21:32,386 No way. He'll get hurt. 295 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,394 And what's yer plan, have it live with us? 296 00:21:34,424 --> 00:21:36,358 Why not? It needs a home. 297 00:21:36,388 --> 00:21:38,326 It has a home. 298 00:21:38,356 --> 00:21:40,366 A home where it's goin' to get hit in the head with a hammer. 299 00:21:40,396 --> 00:21:42,370 That duck was a trouble maker, you heard the farmer. 300 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,390 He brought it on himself. 301 00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:46,398 He was probably just actin' out cos the farmer was mistreating him. 302 00:21:46,428 --> 00:21:49,342 That's enough! We're bringin' it back to the farm.No! 303 00:21:49,372 --> 00:21:50,394 Then we're leavin' it here. 304 00:21:50,424 --> 00:21:54,380 It's domesticated. It won't last one night out here in the wilderness. 305 00:21:56,432 --> 00:21:58,368 How can ya be so heartless? 306 00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:03,428 How dare you call me that. I live and breathe to take care of you. 307 00:22:05,412 --> 00:22:07,352 He can come back to my house. 308 00:22:09,344 --> 00:22:11,370 I was hopin' to have a nice family day out with my son 309 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,416 and then you joined us. 310 00:22:18,412 --> 00:22:20,352 Get in! 311 00:22:34,344 --> 00:22:37,348 Did you ever have an argument in a car and then need to fart? 312 00:22:52,352 --> 00:22:53,372 It wasn't me. 313 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,340 See you tomorrow, Con. See you. 314 00:23:14,424 --> 00:23:16,412 Thanks for lettin' me come on de trip. 315 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,372 Wait, you're not leavin' him with us. 316 00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:27,404 What do you expect me to do, sit him up on the crossbar? 317 00:23:52,392 --> 00:23:54,416 I think it's best if you stay away for a while. 318 00:23:57,348 --> 00:24:01,352 I hear ya, let's take a break. I'll see you in a couple of days. 319 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,404 Jesus. What? 320 00:24:05,412 --> 00:24:07,406 You're like a boomerang with shit on it. 321 00:24:07,436 --> 00:24:10,344 Good one. You'd swear you didn't like me. 322 00:24:12,428 --> 00:24:14,364 I don't like you, Jock. 323 00:24:23,408 --> 00:24:24,412 Why is that? 324 00:24:26,388 --> 00:24:29,326 Conor has so little confidence he'd latch on to anyone 325 00:24:29,356 --> 00:24:31,366 and you're taking advantage of that. No, I don't mean... 326 00:24:31,396 --> 00:24:32,436 Shut up now and listen to me. 327 00:24:34,424 --> 00:24:37,366 He worships the ground you walk on. 328 00:24:37,396 --> 00:24:39,358 He listens to your bullshit and he believes it 329 00:24:39,388 --> 00:24:40,428 and it's all bullshit, isn't it? 330 00:24:43,368 --> 00:24:46,348 He copies what you do, what you wear, what you say. 331 00:24:47,412 --> 00:24:49,428 He wants to be just like you. 332 00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:53,340 And that's my problem. 333 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,368 Cos you're nothing but a little scumbag. 334 00:25:04,412 --> 00:25:07,380 It's not nice hearin' dem tings being said. 335 00:25:09,356 --> 00:25:12,364 And yeah, some of them might be true but... 336 00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:15,364 ..you're not perfect yourself. 337 00:25:16,412 --> 00:25:18,424 And I never once said a bad thing about you. 338 00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:43,344 DUCK QUACKS 339 00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:51,344 You're not comin' back with me. 340 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:55,346 YELLING AND CRASHING 341 00:25:55,376 --> 00:25:58,378 Some decisions you can spend fucking ages making. 342 00:25:58,408 --> 00:26:01,314 You just keep debating with yourself until you're 343 00:26:01,344 --> 00:26:02,436 100% certain that it's the right thing to do. 344 00:26:05,376 --> 00:26:08,372 But most of the time, you do things without thinking at all. 345 00:26:10,384 --> 00:26:13,436 There's just something inside you that tells you... you got to do it. 346 00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:46,420 Do it, I fuckin' dare ya! 347 00:26:53,348 --> 00:26:56,376 Jock, get everythin' you need from here. You're not coming back. 348 00:27:00,404 --> 00:27:01,424 Come on, hurry up. 349 00:27:34,436 --> 00:27:36,384 Come on. Get in the car. 350 00:28:13,416 --> 00:28:16,352 Jock's going to be staying with us for a while. 351 00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:21,364 Don't just stand there, grab his stuff and give him a hand. 352 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:26,338 Me da used to say the same shit over and over. 353 00:28:26,368 --> 00:28:29,398 Like, "Out with the old, in with the new." 354 00:28:29,428 --> 00:28:32,342 I think he'd be happy a new fridge was coming into the house. 355 00:28:32,372 --> 00:28:35,356 Why does the new fridge look shitter than the old fridge? 356 00:28:38,408 --> 00:28:40,360 I could sleep in here. 357 00:28:47,396 --> 00:28:50,326 Right, you two transfer the food that's not wasted into the new 358 00:28:50,356 --> 00:28:51,404 fridge and I'll make dinner. 359 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,310 Fill that up with water for the duck. 360 00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:58,342 He'll never be able to swim in that. 361 00:28:58,372 --> 00:29:00,400 To drink. Oh, yeah. 362 00:29:18,344 --> 00:29:21,322 The two of us up on the plank of wood, what were we thinking? 363 00:29:21,352 --> 00:29:24,372 We'd still be on the side of the road if it wasn't for him. 364 00:29:26,404 --> 00:29:28,416 Big enough for a swim after all. 365 00:29:30,368 --> 00:29:34,334 Sometimes the family you're born into isn't the right family at all. 366 00:29:34,364 --> 00:29:37,436 The right family is the one that works.