1 00:00:04,368 --> 00:00:08,408 Getting pregnant is one of those good news/bad news kind of things. 2 00:00:09,688 --> 00:00:12,584 Good news when you're getting old and need an excuse for being fat... 3 00:00:12,608 --> 00:00:14,008 What's it say? 4 00:00:15,208 --> 00:00:19,504 But when you're 15... Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Do another. 5 00:00:19,528 --> 00:00:21,664 I've done seven already. I'm all out of pee. 6 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:24,144 This is the kind of thing you want to be absolutely sure about 7 00:00:24,168 --> 00:00:26,728 before you go telling anyone, don't you think? 8 00:00:28,688 --> 00:00:30,008 Do another. 9 00:00:31,928 --> 00:00:33,544 It must be terrifying giving birth 10 00:00:33,568 --> 00:00:35,664 and not knowing who might come out of ya. 11 00:00:35,688 --> 00:00:37,664 For all you know, it could be someone like... 12 00:00:37,688 --> 00:00:40,304 Billy Murphy. 13 00:00:40,328 --> 00:00:43,064 He was born mean - he probably came out of the womb, 14 00:00:43,088 --> 00:00:45,904 bit the doctor, and then spat on his mam. 15 00:00:45,928 --> 00:00:48,384 Open your legs there. What? 16 00:00:48,408 --> 00:00:49,984 Open your legs, the small bit. 17 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:53,544 Billy, I don't want to be playing no games, like. Relax, will ya? 18 00:00:53,568 --> 00:00:55,288 I've great aim. 19 00:00:56,768 --> 00:00:58,648 No sudden movements now, though. 20 00:01:03,208 --> 00:01:04,504 ARGH, JESUS! 21 00:01:04,528 --> 00:01:05,888 You moved. 22 00:01:07,128 --> 00:01:08,737 Stay still this time, all right? 23 00:01:09,888 --> 00:01:12,544 Tell Mam first, she'll be cool about it. 24 00:01:12,568 --> 00:01:14,544 You're fuckin' what? 25 00:01:14,568 --> 00:01:17,483 Please don't tell Dad yet. I can't deal with him right now. 26 00:01:18,488 --> 00:01:19,688 Don't tell me what? 27 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:22,648 Nothing. 28 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,978 Something to do with periods, is it? 29 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:29,944 Yeah. 30 00:01:29,968 --> 00:01:31,664 I'm getting good at this. 31 00:01:31,688 --> 00:01:34,848 We're going out. What? Wait... 32 00:01:35,848 --> 00:01:38,144 You've been hanging out with Linda for over a month now. 33 00:01:38,168 --> 00:01:41,586 You need to shift her and get it over with. I know. I've been trying. 34 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,488 Hey, look, a dog taking a shit. 35 00:01:47,448 --> 00:01:49,624 I know, Siobhan said Linda's getting tired of waiting, 36 00:01:49,648 --> 00:01:53,015 and if you don't shift her today, she's going to shift someone else. 37 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:58,624 Look, we're taking them to the cinema. 38 00:01:58,648 --> 00:02:01,010 That's the perfect place to slip her the tongue. 39 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,801 She likes you, there's nothing to be nervous about. 40 00:02:05,888 --> 00:02:07,648 Thanks. 41 00:02:09,048 --> 00:02:11,963 I'll go get the drink. I'll see you in the bus, yeah? Yeah. 42 00:02:22,488 --> 00:02:23,864 Conor, where are you? 43 00:02:23,888 --> 00:02:25,904 Waiting to get on the bus. Why? 44 00:02:25,928 --> 00:02:27,424 You're after taking me phone. 45 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:28,744 Are you sure? 46 00:02:28,768 --> 00:02:30,824 It's my phone that's in your hands, you dickhead. 47 00:02:30,848 --> 00:02:32,256 I'm calling you from Tony's. 48 00:02:37,368 --> 00:02:39,048 What bus stop are you at? 49 00:02:42,368 --> 00:02:43,928 How's it going? 50 00:03:08,648 --> 00:03:09,984 Wait a minute. 51 00:03:10,008 --> 00:03:12,224 You're that fake-faced fucker. 52 00:03:12,248 --> 00:03:14,888 The name's Fake Billy, ya fatty-face fuck! 53 00:03:15,968 --> 00:03:18,664 Are we going left or right? Left, right, left, right? Go right. 54 00:03:18,688 --> 00:03:19,768 Wah! 55 00:03:22,568 --> 00:03:23,848 Stop him! 56 00:03:37,168 --> 00:03:38,464 Eh! 57 00:03:38,488 --> 00:03:41,152 Did you see a fella going past here with a mask, like? 58 00:03:42,368 --> 00:03:44,744 He had the head off you, actually. 59 00:03:44,768 --> 00:03:46,424 Nah. 60 00:03:46,448 --> 00:03:48,008 Fuck's sake. 61 00:04:17,808 --> 00:04:20,264 Throw it. Use both hands. 62 00:04:20,288 --> 00:04:22,088 Just throw the fuckin' thing! 63 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:32,168 Do you want a 99? 64 00:04:34,328 --> 00:04:36,504 You know what, yeah, I'd love one. 65 00:04:36,528 --> 00:04:39,644 See if they've got any of that strawberry shit they put on top. 66 00:04:58,768 --> 00:05:00,384 I hate getting the bus. 67 00:05:00,408 --> 00:05:03,368 You never know what lunatic might get on. 68 00:05:16,808 --> 00:05:20,464 I'm on the top deck. Bus is about to leave. Are you coming or what? 69 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:23,064 We're nearly there. Just tell the driver hang on. 70 00:05:23,088 --> 00:05:26,008 Hurry up! I can't. I'm fucking pregnant. 71 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,904 Siobhan says she has big news. 72 00:05:31,928 --> 00:05:33,864 I think she might have got some hash. 73 00:05:33,888 --> 00:05:36,888 Class. Let's hope she doesn't miss the bus so. 74 00:05:39,048 --> 00:05:40,424 Hey, ticket! 75 00:05:40,448 --> 00:05:42,528 Two secs. I'm just lookin' for someone. 76 00:05:44,448 --> 00:05:46,304 Well, I need to go, so either pay for a ticket 77 00:05:46,328 --> 00:05:47,635 or get off the bus, right? 78 00:05:54,408 --> 00:05:55,664 Shit! 79 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,464 What's going on? 80 00:05:57,488 --> 00:05:59,848 I'm looking for the owner of this mask. 81 00:06:03,368 --> 00:06:05,624 Could whoever it is please step forward? 82 00:06:05,648 --> 00:06:06,664 Bollocks! 83 00:06:06,688 --> 00:06:08,784 Hurry up! 84 00:06:08,808 --> 00:06:11,808 I saw ya getting on wearing a grey hoodie. 85 00:06:13,328 --> 00:06:18,048 I just want to talk to ya about a possible... copyright infringement. 86 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:29,808 He's got a knife. 87 00:06:32,368 --> 00:06:34,624 I just realised, I'm on the wrong bus. 88 00:06:34,648 --> 00:06:36,384 Sit down a minute there a minute. 89 00:06:36,408 --> 00:06:37,688 This? 90 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:41,288 I'm not going to stab anybody! 91 00:06:42,448 --> 00:06:44,824 This is just for throwing at me friends. 92 00:06:44,848 --> 00:06:48,184 I'm not finished talking. Look, could you shut that door? 93 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,624 Please, everyone, just do as he says. 94 00:06:50,648 --> 00:06:54,544 Look, will you get back in your seat? I'm not getting a ticket. 95 00:06:54,568 --> 00:06:58,568 I just want to find the owner of this mask and then I'm getting off. 96 00:07:02,648 --> 00:07:05,904 Siobhan! Linda! 97 00:07:05,928 --> 00:07:06,944 Bollocks. 98 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,129 Can we get two child tickets, there, please? 99 00:07:13,368 --> 00:07:15,664 Get off the bus. But our friends are upstairs. 100 00:07:15,688 --> 00:07:18,544 I don't care, get off the fucking bus! 101 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:21,088 What's got up your hole? We're staying on. 102 00:07:22,728 --> 00:07:25,208 Here, there's a lunatic on the bus with a knife! 103 00:07:28,688 --> 00:07:30,864 Can you move? We're going up to the top deck. 104 00:07:30,888 --> 00:07:32,784 No-one's going upstairs. Sit down. 105 00:07:32,808 --> 00:07:35,744 What's with everyone today? Get out my fucking way, will ya? 106 00:07:35,768 --> 00:07:37,224 There's no need to be so rude. 107 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,248 I didn't fucking curse at you, did I? 108 00:07:50,408 --> 00:07:54,224 It's not what you think! We're only talking! 109 00:07:54,248 --> 00:07:56,711 Put that knife down and put your hands in the air. 110 00:07:57,928 --> 00:07:58,944 Close the door! 111 00:07:58,968 --> 00:08:01,424 Close the door! 112 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:03,408 Close the fuckin' door! 113 00:08:05,248 --> 00:08:07,224 Drive! Where to? 114 00:08:07,248 --> 00:08:09,008 Just the next stop, thanks. 115 00:08:10,608 --> 00:08:13,304 Hey! Open the door, hey! 116 00:08:13,328 --> 00:08:15,424 Hey! Open the door. 117 00:08:15,448 --> 00:08:17,488 Stop the bus, hey! 118 00:08:19,008 --> 00:08:20,368 Fuck. 119 00:08:21,928 --> 00:08:23,288 Get in! 120 00:08:25,288 --> 00:08:28,688 Conor and Jock are on that bus. I know! Come on! Move! 121 00:08:30,128 --> 00:08:32,104 Calling all units, this is Sergeant Healey. 122 00:08:32,128 --> 00:08:34,264 We've got a problem on the number 208 bus route, 123 00:08:34,288 --> 00:08:35,784 requesting backup immediately. 124 00:08:35,808 --> 00:08:38,024 This wasn't supposed to happen. 125 00:08:38,048 --> 00:08:39,864 I know it wasn't fuckin' supposed to happen. 126 00:08:39,888 --> 00:08:41,698 It wasn't supposed to fuckin' happen. 127 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:44,984 Are you OK? 128 00:08:45,008 --> 00:08:49,104 Er... yeah. Are you OK? 129 00:08:49,128 --> 00:08:50,488 Yeah, I'm fine. 130 00:09:02,928 --> 00:09:04,744 Glad you're OK. 131 00:09:04,768 --> 00:09:06,448 Thanks. 132 00:09:11,688 --> 00:09:14,328 Fuck. I'm OK, I'm OK. 133 00:09:16,968 --> 00:09:19,344 We're the reason he's on this bus, we should be the ones 134 00:09:19,368 --> 00:09:20,864 to get him off. Wait! 135 00:09:20,888 --> 00:09:23,528 I don't like talking to crazy people who have knives. 136 00:09:25,488 --> 00:09:27,808 It'll be grand. He thinks we're his friends. 137 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:31,464 He's mugged me around 50 times. 138 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,168 Mugging people is just Billy's way of saying hello. 139 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:40,104 All right, lads? What's the story? How you doing? 140 00:09:40,128 --> 00:09:42,288 Fuckin' hell, am I glad to see you. 141 00:09:43,528 --> 00:09:44,984 Where did you come from? 142 00:09:45,008 --> 00:09:47,024 Ah, we were just drinking upstairs. 143 00:09:47,048 --> 00:09:49,144 Oh, right. How are you getting on, anyway? 144 00:09:49,168 --> 00:09:52,264 Not great, to be honest. I think I'm going to have to kidnap 145 00:09:52,288 --> 00:09:53,448 a busload of people. 146 00:09:55,488 --> 00:09:58,252 And all I wanted to do was find out who owned this mask. 147 00:09:59,568 --> 00:10:02,424 He's the reason I got locked up for six months. 148 00:10:02,448 --> 00:10:04,224 Shit. Fuck. 149 00:10:04,248 --> 00:10:06,768 He was wearing a grey hoodie. 150 00:10:18,888 --> 00:10:20,984 Me? 151 00:10:21,008 --> 00:10:22,544 Is that a joke, Billy? 152 00:10:22,568 --> 00:10:24,744 Everyone knows whoever owns that mask wears it 153 00:10:24,768 --> 00:10:26,424 because they've got a melted face. 154 00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:27,984 A melted face? 155 00:10:28,008 --> 00:10:29,824 Yeah. 156 00:10:29,848 --> 00:10:31,128 Acid. 157 00:10:32,888 --> 00:10:35,064 Aye, his eye is droopy and everything. 158 00:10:35,088 --> 00:10:37,808 Do I look like I've got a melted face? 159 00:10:39,568 --> 00:10:43,768 No. Does anyone else in the bus look like they've got a melted face? 160 00:10:47,968 --> 00:10:50,264 Does anyone here got a melted face? 161 00:10:50,288 --> 00:10:53,224 No! No, sir! No! No! 162 00:10:53,248 --> 00:10:56,104 I'm looking for the owner of a melted face. 163 00:10:56,128 --> 00:10:58,704 Could you look at the person sitting next to you 164 00:10:58,728 --> 00:11:01,704 and see if they have a melted face? And, if they do... 165 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:03,208 put up your hand. 166 00:11:08,448 --> 00:11:13,024 See. The reality is, whoever owns that mask is long gone. 167 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,224 They probably jumped out the emergency exit along with 168 00:11:15,248 --> 00:11:17,704 20 other passengers who done the same thing when they seen you 169 00:11:17,728 --> 00:11:19,208 with a fucking knife. 170 00:11:20,928 --> 00:11:22,728 Yeah. 171 00:11:27,328 --> 00:11:28,688 Ah, shit! 172 00:11:39,328 --> 00:11:40,688 Fuck! 173 00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:48,888 Gimme that. 174 00:11:51,568 --> 00:11:54,104 You have a Guardi's number on your phone? 175 00:11:54,128 --> 00:11:56,808 Erm... He's kind of seeing me mam. 176 00:11:58,608 --> 00:12:00,904 Your mam is riding a Guardi? 177 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,984 Fuck, no! They're too old for that. 178 00:12:03,008 --> 00:12:05,088 They just watch telly together. 179 00:12:12,928 --> 00:12:14,384 Hello? 180 00:12:14,408 --> 00:12:15,584 Is anyone hurt? 181 00:12:15,608 --> 00:12:19,144 No. Everybody's OK. There's just been a bit of misunderstanding, 182 00:12:19,168 --> 00:12:21,464 that's all. Thank you very much! 183 00:12:21,488 --> 00:12:23,408 Is that Billy Murphy? 184 00:12:24,608 --> 00:12:25,648 Who? 185 00:12:26,728 --> 00:12:29,344 Billy Murphy? Who's he? 186 00:12:29,368 --> 00:12:31,224 Look, Billy, what do you want? 187 00:12:31,248 --> 00:12:33,344 How can we get everyone safely off the bus? 188 00:12:33,368 --> 00:12:35,384 I don't want anything. 189 00:12:35,408 --> 00:12:38,704 Why, we're all just going on a nice trip together, OK? 190 00:12:38,728 --> 00:12:40,328 Thank you. 191 00:12:41,488 --> 00:12:42,904 Fuck! 192 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,888 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 193 00:12:47,728 --> 00:12:50,344 I see you're pulling in. Are you giving yourself up? 194 00:12:50,368 --> 00:12:52,624 Fuck! Fuck! What are you doing? 195 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,264 Someone's ringing the bell. 196 00:12:54,288 --> 00:12:55,888 Who's ringing the bell? 197 00:12:57,208 --> 00:13:00,168 Could people stop ringing the fucking bell? 198 00:13:02,008 --> 00:13:03,528 Thank you! 199 00:13:04,888 --> 00:13:06,608 Get out of my fucking way. 200 00:13:07,688 --> 00:13:10,104 Drive, drive, drive! Where to? 201 00:13:10,128 --> 00:13:13,168 I don't care! Just keep fucking going! 202 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,864 Ah, for fuck's sake! 203 00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:18,648 It wasn't even full! 204 00:13:25,168 --> 00:13:26,624 Breaking news. 205 00:13:26,648 --> 00:13:30,344 The number 208 bus has been highjacked just past the roundabout 206 00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:31,744 on the way out of Cork City. 207 00:13:31,768 --> 00:13:34,568 We will bring you more as the story unfolds. 208 00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:42,144 What's your plan, Billy? 209 00:13:42,168 --> 00:13:45,344 I don't know. I've never done this before. 210 00:13:45,368 --> 00:13:48,584 Well, you need to start negotiating. That's what they do in the films. 211 00:13:48,608 --> 00:13:51,304 If you don't, they'll try to take you out with snipers. 212 00:13:51,328 --> 00:13:52,808 What? 213 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,968 Pick up and tell him what you want. OK. 214 00:14:13,288 --> 00:14:15,184 Hello? 215 00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:17,744 Billy, I'm unarmed. Would it be OK for me to get on the bus 216 00:14:17,768 --> 00:14:19,504 just to see if everyone's OK? 217 00:14:19,528 --> 00:14:21,704 No. Billy isn't here. 218 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,824 And if you start doing that... 219 00:14:23,848 --> 00:14:27,728 I'll START THROWING DEAD BODIES OFF THE FUCKING BUS, YOU CUNT! 220 00:14:32,328 --> 00:14:34,024 How was that? Was that OK, was it? 221 00:14:34,048 --> 00:14:35,864 What the fuck are you doing? 222 00:14:35,888 --> 00:14:38,224 You told me to negotiate. 223 00:14:38,248 --> 00:14:41,104 I meant, like, ask for a pizza or something. 224 00:14:41,128 --> 00:14:44,264 That's not a bad idea. I'm actually starving. 225 00:14:44,288 --> 00:14:47,048 Pizza sounds good, yeah. Delicious. 226 00:14:50,728 --> 00:14:53,728 I was only messing about the dead bodies. 227 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:58,324 Look, I'll put the knife away if it makes you more comfortable. 228 00:15:02,848 --> 00:15:05,462 Look, if I order some pizzas, will you all have some? 229 00:15:07,688 --> 00:15:09,824 You don't have to have it now if you're not hungry. 230 00:15:09,848 --> 00:15:11,728 You can bring it home for your supper. 231 00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:15,104 It's going to be free! 232 00:15:15,128 --> 00:15:17,224 ALL SPEAK AT ONCE 233 00:15:17,248 --> 00:15:20,744 "I'll have a 16" pepperoni, and a carton of wedges. 234 00:15:20,768 --> 00:15:23,784 Would you like anything to drink? Bottle of Coke. 235 00:15:23,808 --> 00:15:27,248 Will I get pepperoni for everyone, or do we have any vegetarians? 236 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,384 There's always one! 237 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:34,824 So one vegetarian, a rakeload of wedges, 238 00:15:34,848 --> 00:15:37,344 ten Cokes, and ten Club Orange? 239 00:15:37,368 --> 00:15:38,944 Can I have a Tanora? 240 00:15:38,968 --> 00:15:40,704 Sure. 241 00:15:40,728 --> 00:15:42,984 And I'll have a bottle of milk. 242 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:45,504 Is everybody OK with that now? 243 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,264 Yeah, yeah. Thanks! 244 00:15:47,288 --> 00:15:48,584 Thanks, Billy. 245 00:15:48,608 --> 00:15:50,784 Sh! Don't say me name! 246 00:15:50,808 --> 00:15:51,968 Shit! Sorry, Billy. 247 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,784 Have you got a pen? 248 00:15:55,808 --> 00:15:58,344 The hijacker has put in his first set of demands - 249 00:15:58,368 --> 00:16:01,784 a large quantity of refreshments and a bottle of milk. 250 00:16:01,808 --> 00:16:04,368 This may mean there is an infant on board. 251 00:16:11,528 --> 00:16:12,808 Thank Christ they're OK. 252 00:16:14,088 --> 00:16:15,744 If I'm feeling like this out here, 253 00:16:15,768 --> 00:16:19,144 I can't imagine how terrifying it must be for them on that bus. 254 00:16:19,168 --> 00:16:21,208 Alcopops, anyone? 255 00:16:27,648 --> 00:16:29,424 Do you get to wear tracksuits in the prison? 256 00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:32,264 Yeah, you can kind of wear what you want. 257 00:16:32,288 --> 00:16:34,328 That one's open a bit. There you go. 258 00:16:41,728 --> 00:16:42,968 You should tell him. 259 00:16:44,288 --> 00:16:45,608 Here? On the bus? 260 00:16:46,888 --> 00:16:48,224 It's too fucking weird. 261 00:16:48,248 --> 00:16:49,424 You're both 15. 262 00:16:49,448 --> 00:16:52,413 It's going to be fucking weird no matter where you tell him. 263 00:16:53,808 --> 00:16:56,888 Two seconds, actually. I think Siobhan might have some hash. 264 00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:02,184 Do you have some of that hash? I'd love a smoke. 265 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,824 Did somebody say hash? 266 00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:06,704 I don't have hash. 267 00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:09,384 Why would you say she has hash if she don't have hash? 268 00:17:09,408 --> 00:17:12,064 I thought she had hash. Why'd you think I have hash? 269 00:17:12,088 --> 00:17:13,624 You said you had big news. 270 00:17:13,648 --> 00:17:18,224 Hash isn't big news, it's fucking tiny compared to other stuff. 271 00:17:18,248 --> 00:17:20,704 If hash is tiny news, your news must be massive! 272 00:17:20,728 --> 00:17:22,104 Come on, what is it? 273 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,488 I'm not telling you now. 274 00:17:24,688 --> 00:17:26,584 Have you got coke? That would be big news! 275 00:17:26,608 --> 00:17:28,344 I don't have hash, and I don't have coke. 276 00:17:28,368 --> 00:17:30,784 Well, what HAVE you got? Just drop it! 277 00:17:30,808 --> 00:17:32,744 "Drop it"? 278 00:17:32,768 --> 00:17:34,264 Like pills? Have you got pills? 279 00:17:34,288 --> 00:17:36,904 No! Well, what HAVE you got? 280 00:17:36,928 --> 00:17:39,544 Will you stop being so secretive and fucking tell him, will ya? 281 00:17:39,568 --> 00:17:41,227 I'm fucking pregnant, all right? 282 00:17:47,688 --> 00:17:49,088 Holy shit! 283 00:17:51,128 --> 00:17:54,904 Congratulations! Oh, you're going to be a great dad! 284 00:17:54,928 --> 00:17:56,328 Congratulations! 285 00:17:59,488 --> 00:18:00,768 Whoo! 286 00:18:04,128 --> 00:18:06,928 Well, that's brilliant, guys. I'm really happy for you. 287 00:18:24,568 --> 00:18:26,048 Say something. 288 00:18:28,768 --> 00:18:30,344 How did it happen? 289 00:18:30,368 --> 00:18:33,144 You put your dick in my fanny. How do you think? 290 00:18:33,168 --> 00:18:35,704 I know that, but I've done that shitloads before 291 00:18:35,728 --> 00:18:37,584 and no-one's ever got pregnant. 292 00:18:37,608 --> 00:18:38,928 That's nice to know. 293 00:18:40,528 --> 00:18:41,936 It was all before I met you. 294 00:18:46,288 --> 00:18:48,024 This is a good thing. 295 00:18:48,048 --> 00:18:49,408 I think. 296 00:18:51,688 --> 00:18:53,504 Isn't it? 297 00:18:53,528 --> 00:18:54,808 Yeah! 298 00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:57,608 Yeah! 299 00:18:59,768 --> 00:19:01,624 Raspberry or strawberry, love? 300 00:19:01,648 --> 00:19:04,184 What the fuck are you doing? She's pregnant! 301 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:05,984 Sorry! 302 00:19:06,008 --> 00:19:07,608 Jeez, she's allowed the one. 303 00:19:25,408 --> 00:19:28,088 Mam's going to kill him. Dad's going to kill HER. 304 00:19:35,328 --> 00:19:37,704 Er, two seconds there... 305 00:19:37,728 --> 00:19:40,584 Ah, fuck. What the fuck is wrong with you? 306 00:19:40,608 --> 00:19:42,064 Nothing. 307 00:19:42,088 --> 00:19:44,624 Is there something wrong with me, so? Is that what it is? 308 00:19:44,648 --> 00:19:46,208 No. No, no. 309 00:19:47,368 --> 00:19:48,688 You're perfect. 310 00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:51,768 Then why won't you get with me, so? 311 00:19:52,888 --> 00:19:54,208 Look, it's just I... 312 00:19:56,768 --> 00:19:59,424 I feel like you're expecting this kiss to be something special, 313 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,768 and I'm pretty sure I'm going to fuck it up. 314 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:06,846 Then why don't we just do that? 315 00:20:08,568 --> 00:20:09,824 Do what? 316 00:20:09,848 --> 00:20:11,048 Fuck it up. 317 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,104 What do you mean? 318 00:20:14,128 --> 00:20:17,464 We both shift horribly, as horribly as we possibly can. 319 00:20:17,488 --> 00:20:20,984 That way, every time we shift after that, it'll seem good. 320 00:20:21,008 --> 00:20:23,024 That's actually a great idea. 321 00:20:23,048 --> 00:20:24,504 All right, will you be using tongue? 322 00:20:24,528 --> 00:20:26,624 Tongue, teeth, everything. It's going to be awful! 323 00:20:26,648 --> 00:20:28,168 OK! 324 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,824 That's disgusting! 325 00:20:32,848 --> 00:20:34,864 You said awful. 326 00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:36,208 Fair enough. 327 00:20:44,848 --> 00:20:46,248 Ready? 328 00:21:40,768 --> 00:21:42,504 This hijacking's taking forever. 329 00:21:42,528 --> 00:21:44,608 Will we sing a song to pass the time? 330 00:21:46,968 --> 00:21:51,328 Sorry there, does anyone know any sing-songs? 331 00:21:53,288 --> 00:21:55,344 I'd say Conor does. Oh, does he? 332 00:21:55,368 --> 00:21:56,664 Do you know anything, fella? 333 00:21:56,688 --> 00:21:58,504 He loves that fella Westlife. 334 00:21:58,528 --> 00:22:00,740 You like a bit of Westlife? I do, I do, I do! 335 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,528 I have one. 336 00:22:06,568 --> 00:22:08,088 Oh, OK, Billy. 337 00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:12,648 You should all know this one. Feel free to join in. 338 00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:26,264 After All, By The Frank And Walters 339 00:22:26,288 --> 00:22:27,504 Come on! 340 00:23:04,288 --> 00:23:05,984 Is that singing? 341 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,904 I think so, yeah. 342 00:24:24,328 --> 00:24:26,048 Does anybody need to go toilet? 343 00:24:33,328 --> 00:24:36,394 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! 344 00:24:40,608 --> 00:24:43,904 The number 8 bus is heading towards the Cork-Waterford border. 345 00:24:43,928 --> 00:24:47,608 It's only a matter of time before this hijacker runs out of road. 346 00:24:48,608 --> 00:24:50,424 Come on, we need to get ahead of the bus. 347 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,968 Can we go down...? No. OK. No. This way. 348 00:25:00,408 --> 00:25:02,624 I feel sorry for him. 349 00:25:02,648 --> 00:25:04,048 You feel sorry for Billy? 350 00:25:06,368 --> 00:25:09,024 I'm not saying he's an angel, but after this 351 00:25:09,048 --> 00:25:11,963 he'll probably get life imprisonment for just being stupid. 352 00:25:13,448 --> 00:25:14,608 Round the tree... 353 00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:17,168 and into the hole. 354 00:25:20,688 --> 00:25:22,008 For fuck's sake! 355 00:25:29,688 --> 00:25:31,328 Look up ahead! 356 00:25:57,928 --> 00:25:59,568 Drive around them! 357 00:26:01,648 --> 00:26:03,264 I can't, there's no room. 358 00:26:03,288 --> 00:26:04,528 Then reverse! 359 00:26:08,688 --> 00:26:10,008 We're blocked both ways. 360 00:26:12,568 --> 00:26:15,064 The hijacked bus has now hit a Gardai blockade 361 00:26:15,088 --> 00:26:17,784 just on the far side of the Cork-Waterford border. 362 00:26:17,808 --> 00:26:20,008 There are no known casualties at this time. 363 00:26:29,568 --> 00:26:32,384 Billy, you've reached your stop. It's time to get off the bus. 364 00:26:32,408 --> 00:26:35,248 I have a return ticket, thank you very much. 365 00:26:46,408 --> 00:26:48,584 What am I going to do? 366 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:51,344 There's only two options, really. 367 00:26:51,368 --> 00:26:52,984 What are they? 368 00:26:53,008 --> 00:26:57,264 Option one - give yourself up and go to prison. 369 00:26:57,288 --> 00:26:59,944 Fuck that, I'd rather die than go back there. 370 00:26:59,968 --> 00:27:01,128 What's option two? 371 00:27:05,768 --> 00:27:07,288 Die. 372 00:27:11,248 --> 00:27:12,688 What's option one again? 373 00:27:14,448 --> 00:27:15,728 Not die. 374 00:27:24,408 --> 00:27:26,728 We'll all tell them you were a nice kidnapper. 375 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:31,128 Thanks very much, I appreciate that. 376 00:27:33,888 --> 00:27:35,664 Do you know what? 377 00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:37,368 I really enjoyed today. 378 00:27:42,968 --> 00:27:45,968 I'll see you all in about 15 to 20 years' time, yeah? 379 00:27:48,448 --> 00:27:50,424 Take care, Billy. 380 00:27:50,448 --> 00:27:51,624 See you, Billy. 381 00:27:51,648 --> 00:27:52,744 Mind yourself. 382 00:27:52,768 --> 00:27:54,048 All the best, Billy. 383 00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,688 Tell your mam I was asking for her. 384 00:28:10,128 --> 00:28:11,448 Fuck it. 385 00:28:14,128 --> 00:28:17,664 I think I have a third option, 386 00:28:17,688 --> 00:28:20,344 but I'm going to need everyone's help. Are you up for it? 387 00:28:20,368 --> 00:28:22,008 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, all right. 388 00:28:23,808 --> 00:28:25,168 Billy! 389 00:28:45,768 --> 00:28:47,224 Can you hear me? 390 00:28:47,248 --> 00:28:48,704 We hear you, Billy. 391 00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:53,024 I'm going to throw out my knife, and then, if you put down your guns, 392 00:28:53,048 --> 00:28:57,384 I'll come out with my hands up. OK? No shooting, now, you promise? 393 00:28:57,408 --> 00:28:58,728 OK, we promise. 394 00:29:33,648 --> 00:29:34,928 I'm Billy Murphy! 395 00:29:52,008 --> 00:29:53,848 No, I'm Billy Murphy! 396 00:30:01,248 --> 00:30:02,688 No, I'm Billy Murphy! 397 00:30:06,488 --> 00:30:08,088 I'm Billy Murphy! 398 00:30:16,888 --> 00:30:18,528 I'm Billy Murphy! 399 00:30:28,648 --> 00:30:31,384 Are you sure you saw Billy Murphy on that bus, 400 00:30:31,408 --> 00:30:33,620 or could it have been someone else in a mask? 401 00:30:42,168 --> 00:30:43,864 I'm not going crazy, OK? I saw him here. 402 00:30:43,888 --> 00:30:45,608 So where is he, so? I don't know. 403 00:31:03,248 --> 00:31:04,808 I'm Billy Murphy. 404 00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:18,504 I think even nutjobs like Billy Murphy have reasons 405 00:31:18,528 --> 00:31:20,128 for being the way they are. 406 00:31:21,728 --> 00:31:24,624 I'm not saying all the nasty shit he does is OK, 407 00:31:24,648 --> 00:31:25,928 but you have to wonder... 408 00:31:28,208 --> 00:31:31,544 if someone loved him just a little bit when he was a kid, 409 00:31:31,568 --> 00:31:33,408 would he have turned out different? 410 00:32:03,128 --> 00:32:07,384 I'm so happy you're OK. I'm never going to fight with you again. 411 00:32:07,408 --> 00:32:10,088 Huh. Let's see how long that lasts. 412 00:32:20,088 --> 00:32:23,848 She's pregnant? You fucking idiot! 413 00:32:25,608 --> 00:32:29,424 Behind me, a mother screams for joy with the safe return of her son. 414 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:32,464 How does it feel to have your boys back safe? 415 00:32:32,488 --> 00:32:34,024 Just wonderful. 416 00:32:34,048 --> 00:32:36,344 And she just found out she's going to be a granny, too. 417 00:32:36,368 --> 00:32:38,248 You're not my son. I didn't adopt you. 418 00:32:40,728 --> 00:32:42,624 Stop the car! 419 00:32:42,648 --> 00:32:44,248 Linda! 420 00:32:47,528 --> 00:32:49,384 Oh, for fuck's sake! 421 00:32:49,408 --> 00:32:53,504 Emotions are running high here after such a traumatic experience. 422 00:32:53,528 --> 00:32:54,928 There goes another!