1 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:04,583 All right, Peter, this is the first day of the rest of your life… 2 00:00:04,666 --> 00:00:06,916 at a high school for geniuses. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,375 How bad could this possibly go? 4 00:00:12,833 --> 00:00:14,875 I don't think she's interested, buddy! 5 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:18,291 - Hurray! - Good save, kid. 6 00:00:19,041 --> 00:00:21,625 - So, you got a name, hero? - I'm Peter Parker. 7 00:00:21,708 --> 00:00:24,208 Nice to meet you, Pete. I'm Nico Minoru. 8 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,500 Peter? What happened to him? 9 00:00:29,958 --> 00:00:31,500 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 10 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:34,833 Okay, Parker! 11 00:00:34,916 --> 00:00:37,416 If you can stop a truck, you can ask out the girl of your dreams! 12 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,416 About that, someone beat you to it. 13 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,041 Mr. Taylor, can I work with Peter? 14 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:42,666 - Lonnie? - So, smart guy. 15 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:44,000 You ready to get to work? 16 00:00:44,083 --> 00:00:46,291 Hello, Peter, it's nice to meet you. 17 00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:04,666 My name is Norman Osborn. 18 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,916 I know. I… I mean, of course, I've heard of you. 19 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,250 - Who hasn't? - Oh. 20 00:02:09,333 --> 00:02:10,833 I had to look him up on my phone. 21 00:02:10,916 --> 00:02:14,000 Uh, May, he's, like, one of the most famous guys in NYC. 22 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:17,666 Well, it's not a competition, but, yes, I'd say I'm up there. 23 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:19,208 I thought I recognized the face, 24 00:02:19,291 --> 00:02:21,875 but, Peter, you know how I am with names. 25 00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:24,666 I'm sorry about that Mr. Osborn, sir, uh, 26 00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:26,333 but why exactly are you here? 27 00:02:26,416 --> 00:02:28,708 Well, I'd call it outreach, Peter. 28 00:02:28,791 --> 00:02:30,458 I've been doing research with local schools, 29 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,708 taking a look at available academic records, 30 00:02:32,791 --> 00:02:36,250 and I found yours over at Bales High. Now, needless to say, 31 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:37,666 I was very impressed. 32 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:39,500 Oh. Wow. 33 00:02:39,708 --> 00:02:41,666 Really? But I'm only a freshman, 34 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:44,125 and I… I wasn't even supposed to be at that school, you know? 35 00:02:44,208 --> 00:02:46,583 I'm sure that's true for a lot of ex-Midtown hopefuls. 36 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:49,833 - You had to adapt. And you did. - My God. Can you believe that? 37 00:02:49,916 --> 00:02:53,416 You're already excelling at advanced junior and senior-level science courses. 38 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,583 That shows promise, 39 00:02:54,666 --> 00:02:58,458 and I want that promise working with me at Oscorp. 40 00:02:58,541 --> 00:02:59,541 Cool. 41 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:05,666 I'm offering you an exclusive internship, Peter. 42 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:10,041 Cool. That's… Wait. You mean… You mean, like a job? 43 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:14,458 You mean, I get to work in a real lab, doing real science with real scientists? 44 00:03:14,541 --> 00:03:17,208 That's kind of the whole idea, yes. 45 00:03:17,291 --> 00:03:19,875 It wouldn't interfere with his regular schooling, would it? 46 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:22,333 I… I still want him to get a well-rounded education. 47 00:03:22,416 --> 00:03:25,458 Shakespeare, Charlemagne, all that crap. 48 00:03:25,541 --> 00:03:28,041 - Strictly extra-curricular. - I'm so in! 49 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,458 Excellent. 50 00:03:31,166 --> 00:03:35,833 Oh. Uh, wait. I should ask. Does this internship happen to be paid? 51 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,541 I take good care of my people, Peter. 52 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:39,375 Details can be ironed out when you come by 53 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:41,333 the Oscorp Tower after school tomorrow. 54 00:03:41,666 --> 00:03:44,833 - Uh, tomorrow? - Yes. Four o'clock. 55 00:03:44,916 --> 00:03:46,916 Unless you have another commitment. 56 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,541 Me? No, no. 57 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:51,333 N… Nothing. I mean, I… What would I possibly have going on? 58 00:03:51,416 --> 00:03:52,541 I'm just a kid. 59 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:55,041 Oh, and one more thing, when you arrive tomorrow, 60 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:57,208 tell the staff to send you right to my office. 61 00:03:57,291 --> 00:03:58,541 I'll give you a proper welcome. 62 00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:01,083 Absolutely. Uh, yeah, uh, will do. 63 00:04:01,166 --> 00:04:03,041 See you again soon, then, Peter. 64 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:08,166 Oh, man! 65 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:09,333 - This is so good. - My God. 66 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,333 - I can't… - Oh my God, May! 67 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:13,416 Can you believe this? 68 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,375 Shut the hell up, Parkers! 69 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:19,041 Good morning, New York City. 70 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,791 It's gonna be a pleasant one. 71 00:04:20,875 --> 00:04:24,333 Mostly sunny. A high of 67, a low of 42. 72 00:04:24,416 --> 00:04:27,250 It's gonna be like this for most of the week. So, enjoy, folks. 73 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:33,833 Oh, wow. These are some beautiful photos you took of the apartment next door. 74 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:37,250 You know, I especially love this close-up of the lady who lives there 75 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:39,083 punching in her alarm code 76 00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:42,208 before she leaves for work. 77 00:04:42,291 --> 00:04:45,250 Listen, I just got a new job and I am very busy. 78 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:48,375 So, in the future, if you wanna commit a robbery and have me catch you… 79 00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:51,666 …you're gonna have to reach out to my assistant 80 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:55,541 so I can go ahead and pencil you in. 81 00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:58,500 This whole crime thing really needs to take a "raincheck" this week. 82 00:04:58,583 --> 00:05:00,291 So you just hang tight until the cops come. 83 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:01,750 Shouldn't be long. 84 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:03,875 I called them right before I webbed ya. Thanks. 85 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:11,708 For your traffic update, Lincoln Tunnel has a 45-minute backup. 86 00:05:11,791 --> 00:05:15,125 You might need to plan a little bit of extra time for your commute today. 87 00:05:15,625 --> 00:05:16,708 Whoo! 88 00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:24,125 Whoa! Whoa! 89 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:53,458 Hey, Parker! Don't freak out. This isn't as weird as it looks. 90 00:05:53,541 --> 00:05:56,000 All right, you got me. It's weirder. 91 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:57,958 Oh, dude, let me introduce you to the crew. 92 00:05:58,041 --> 00:06:00,291 Guys, this is my new science partner, Peter Parker. 93 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:02,708 - Peter, this is Johnny, our wide receiver. - 'Sup? 94 00:06:02,791 --> 00:06:04,791 - Our flex tight end, Aaron. - Hey, Parker. 95 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:07,208 - And my main center man, Mike. - Go Ravens! 96 00:06:07,291 --> 00:06:08,666 Hey, guys, it's nice to meet you. 97 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:10,916 - You got a big game today or somethin'? - Yeah! 98 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,541 Nah. We do this instead of practice. 99 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:17,541 I'm messing with you. Yeah, it's game day. You should come watch after school. 100 00:06:17,625 --> 00:06:20,541 Oh. Maybe I can stop by for like, a second, 101 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:22,791 but I actually start this new internship thing today. 102 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:26,375 Damn, for real? Oh, then you should be the one gettin' the good luck, not us. 103 00:06:26,541 --> 00:06:28,875 - Here. Rub the championship trophy. - Go Ravens! 104 00:06:30,583 --> 00:06:32,083 It's wet? 105 00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:34,291 - Yeah, Mike's got sweaty hands. - Go Ravens! 106 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:35,500 - Mm-hmm. - That's why he fumbles. 107 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:38,375 - Ugh. - Peter! Peter! 108 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:43,083 Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! 109 00:06:43,166 --> 00:06:44,583 Peter! Peter! 110 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:46,125 Uh… 111 00:06:46,208 --> 00:06:49,791 Sorry, Mrs. Eberhardt. I gotta go. 112 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:52,833 - Can't wait for the game, Lonnie. - Me either, man. I'm gonna go off! 113 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:57,333 Set! Play! Hike! 114 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:04,291 Okay. You know, I'm happy for you and everything, Pete, 115 00:07:04,375 --> 00:07:07,000 but I just gotta say, gross. 116 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:09,791 You're seriously gonna work for Norman Osborn? 117 00:07:09,875 --> 00:07:11,916 Nobody gets as scary-rich as that guy 118 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,041 without doing some shady stuff along the way. 119 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:15,708 Oh come on. You don't know that. 120 00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:17,416 He seemed really nice when I talked to him. 121 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:21,208 Of course, he seemed that way, but grab a shovel and dig in his backyard 122 00:07:21,291 --> 00:07:24,250 and I'm sure you'll find skeletons right next to his underground bunker 123 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:25,875 filled of gold and plutonium. 124 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:27,166 Look, even if you're right, 125 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:29,250 turning him down is just turning down the chance 126 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:31,416 to get my hands on some really cool tech. 127 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,625 Next-gen robotics even better than the type of 128 00:07:33,708 --> 00:07:35,500 stuff they were supposed to have at Midtown. 129 00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:38,208 Right, right. I'm just looking out for you. 130 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:41,791 But if you take a side gig for Roxxon Oil, I'm staging an intervention. 131 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:44,291 Ah. About that… 132 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:46,958 Congratulations, Petey. I didn't mean to eavesdrop, 133 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:51,041 but a job at Oscorp? I mean, May's gotta be so proud. 134 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:53,625 Oh, uh, yeah. She is, totally. 135 00:07:53,708 --> 00:07:56,208 She says I'm really… grown-up. 136 00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:59,083 Yeah, she even lets you stay home by yourself now. 137 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:01,583 That's rad. 138 00:08:01,708 --> 00:08:05,041 - So, when do you start? - Well, today, actually, Pearl. 139 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:07,875 Like, uh… Oh, right now. I should probably head over. 140 00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:11,208 What? Come on, dude. This game just started. 141 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:14,000 Twenty-two! Big-double Z. Top to Elmhurst. 142 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:18,791 I got it. I got… 143 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,916 Yeah! Touchdown! 144 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,250 Whoo! 145 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,500 There it is! There it is, Lincoln! 146 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:28,375 Touchdown, baby! Whoo! 147 00:08:30,041 --> 00:08:31,916 Yeah! 148 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,458 Whoo! 149 00:08:33,541 --> 00:08:35,166 I have a feeling I know how it'll end. 150 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:37,458 Ravens never lose. 151 00:08:37,541 --> 00:08:40,958 - So you're bailing, Pete? - Don't worry, Nico. We don't need him. 152 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:42,083 You're right. Bye, Pete. 153 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:44,208 Have fun, guys. I can't be late on my first day. 154 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:46,916 - You're late. - What? 155 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,583 How is that even possible? I got here two minutes early. 156 00:08:49,666 --> 00:08:51,875 You were supposed to be here 15 minutes early 157 00:08:51,958 --> 00:08:53,250 so we could take your ID photo. 158 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,458 - Wait, nobody told me I… - Please, sign in. 159 00:08:57,833 --> 00:09:01,291 I started Oscorp to be a leader in the industries that I believe 160 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,833 will define our future. 161 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:08,666 And all these years later, I'm sticking to that promise. 162 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:11,333 Now that you're here, you'll be held to it, too. 163 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:15,833 Uh, do you happen to know where his office is? 164 00:09:15,916 --> 00:09:18,583 Mr. Osborn actually told me to come see him when I got here. 165 00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:21,041 - Sure, kid. - No, really, he did. 166 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,666 Don't move. Face forward. 167 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:31,750 - Ugh. Do we have time for a redo? - Report to the lab on floor 17. 168 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:46,916 - Hi. I'm Jeanne. You're nervous. Don't be. - Uh… 169 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,416 But your backpack's about to get caught in the elevator door, though. 170 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,500 Look out for that. 171 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,833 Huh? Whoa. 172 00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:02,166 Hi! I'm… I'm Peter. 173 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:04,166 Greetings, Peter. You're just in time. 174 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,541 We were introducing ourselves and where we are from. 175 00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:09,541 I am Asha, and I hail from Wakanda. 176 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:13,125 That's Amadeus, who is from the Lower East Side. 177 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:16,000 While Jeanne hails from the Long Island. 178 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,000 Uh, where are you from, Peter? 179 00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:19,750 Oh, me? I'm from Queens. 180 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:22,958 Incredible! Each of us from places all over the world, 181 00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:24,833 meeting here for the first time. 182 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:28,125 I don't want to be dramatic, but this might be our destiny. 183 00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:33,250 Wow. Our destiny, huh? Someone should have told Pete here that. 184 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,166 He might've shown up on time for it. 185 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:39,041 - You can call me Dr. Cho. - Oh, I, uh… 186 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:40,250 I'm so sorry, sir. 187 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:43,291 I am not usually late. Well, actually, I am a lot, 188 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:46,791 but this time, I wasn't going to be, and then, of course, I was. 189 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:49,500 Unbelievable. 190 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:53,291 I didn't ask for any interns, and now Mr. Osborn saddles me with four. 191 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:57,583 I am Dr. Wittman, and I will be overseeing you. 192 00:10:57,666 --> 00:11:00,833 Each of you has shown great aptitude for your age, 193 00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:02,666 - and were… - Wait. I thought you were in charge. 194 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,666 - I am. They just don't know it yet. - …to blah, blah. 195 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:06,375 You may be geniuses 196 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,791 back at whatever daycare you study at, 197 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:14,000 but in my lab, your squishy little brains will be juiced for all they're worth. 198 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:17,416 Why are you raising your hand? 199 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:21,000 - Well, I have a question. - Then ask it with your mouth. 200 00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:22,708 Oh, okay, right. Uh… 201 00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:25,541 Well, Mr. Osborn told me to come see him when I got here today, 202 00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:28,666 so I was wondering when a good time to do that would be, 203 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:31,666 and also, uh, wondering where he is. 204 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,666 Gotta love it. 205 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:38,083 First day, and Pete's already gunning to become the CTO 206 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,583 of the whole company, huh? 207 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:40,833 Talk about a go-getter. 208 00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:42,833 Why does everyone think I'm joking? 209 00:11:42,916 --> 00:11:44,416 Enough. Enough! 210 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:48,208 It's time to see how you all measure up in a real laboratory environment. 211 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,083 You, solve the equation on the whiteboard. 212 00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,791 You, rewire the circuit board on table two. 213 00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:56,166 You, I want the contents of all six test tubes in the back identified. 214 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:57,750 - And, you… - Hmm? 215 00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:00,208 - Eyes on this microscope. - Yeah, coming. 216 00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:04,041 I am not seeing anything. 217 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:07,666 Wow, nothing gets by you, Hawkeye. I haven't put a slide on yet. 218 00:12:08,541 --> 00:12:12,875 How you perform at these basic functions will determine what division of Oscorp 219 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:15,583 your intellect will be best applied to. 220 00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:19,416 - Biotechnology, pharmaceuticals… - Oh, and what about robotics? 221 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,666 Oh, if you think you can hack it, junior. 222 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:24,291 But judging by you chit-chatting instead of sample analyzing, 223 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:25,708 I wouldn't hold my breath. 224 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,500 Asha, go see the head of aerospace technologies. 225 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,583 You've been placed. 226 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,750 Jeanne Foucault, you've gotten the attention of Oscorp's 227 00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:36,916 quantum computation think tank. 228 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,875 As for robotics… 229 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:41,041 Amadeus Cho. 230 00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:43,041 Hell, yeah! 231 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,250 Pound it, bro. 232 00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:53,166 Parker, you're finally up. 233 00:12:54,666 --> 00:12:57,416 I'll let Dr. Connors introduce herself. 234 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,166 Hi, Peter. I'm Carla Connors, 235 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:01,375 currently with Oscorp's energy research division. 236 00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:05,500 Oh. Energy research? Wow. That… That sounds really cool. 237 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,041 I'm glad you think so, Peter. 238 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:09,708 It's what we will eat, sleep, and breath while we work together 239 00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:10,958 on your intern project. 240 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,000 In your case, we'll be focusing on trying to create 241 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:16,208 a new self-sustaining battery, of sorts. 242 00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:19,458 - Oh, you mean like the Stark Arc Reactor? - Exactly like that. 243 00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:22,000 But, except not like that, because he patented that. 244 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:25,875 Oh, this is gonna be awesome. Thank you for picking me. 245 00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:28,625 You know, after listening to Dr. Wittman, I was, kinda worried 246 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,208 this job might not be very fun. 247 00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:35,750 Wittman's the type of person who treats this work like a competition. 248 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:38,583 A race to be the first to figure something out. 249 00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:41,208 You don't need to think like that to be a good scientist, Peter. 250 00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:42,958 I'm really glad to hear that. 251 00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:45,833 Now, let's get you up to speed on some of these core concepts. 252 00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:48,541 Ah. Hmm. 253 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:58,708 Okay, so, if we want to maximize the applications for this battery, 254 00:13:58,791 --> 00:14:00,875 we need to run some models. 255 00:14:00,958 --> 00:14:03,750 Don't worry. Take that. We're overdue for a break. 256 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,416 Let's regroup in 15, and we can prepare our research 257 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,041 for Dr. Wittman. 258 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:11,000 - Hey, Nico. What's up? - Well, we won the football game. 259 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:14,666 Everyone's throwing Gatorade and making bird noises now. 260 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,416 Awesome. How many home runs did Lonnie slam dunk? 261 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,833 Wow. There is a lot to unpack there. 262 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:23,333 Anyway, how's the internship? 263 00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:26,708 Started bad. Got worse. But now it's great. 264 00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:29,875 From suck to success, the Peter Parker story. Glad to hear it. 265 00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:34,041 Hey, Nico, if that's Parker, I better see him at Sweaty Mike's tonight! 266 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:37,083 Forget the trophy, he's my new good luck charm. 267 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:38,791 - Love you, Pete. 268 00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:41,208 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so we got invited to a party. 269 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,500 Wait, us as in you and me? 270 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,083 Like, Nico and Peter invited to a party? 271 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,458 - Are we suddenly becoming cool? - Yeah. 272 00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:50,625 I mean, I've been cool, Pete. 273 00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:54,083 I don't wanna go to this party without you, though, if you're stuck at work. 274 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:57,000 We're about to wrap up for the day. I just have my last review. Um… 275 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,916 Text me the address and I'll meet you there. Okay? 276 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,875 Uh, all right. See you there. 277 00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:05,791 - I barely had time to blink before pointing out all the redundancies - I barely had time to blink before pointing out all the redundancies 278 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:07,250 in their programming logic. 279 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,750 It'll take all night to whip that code vomit into shape. 280 00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:12,083 Oh! Peter, Peter, join us. 281 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,291 Hey, guys, how's it been, uh… going? 282 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,208 - Ah, I was just talking about… - We're watching TV, 283 00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:20,916 instead of letting Cho talk again. 284 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,458 Crusher Hogan off the top… 285 00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,166 Harry, here for the camera… 286 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:27,666 Firefighters are unable to contain the flames, 287 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,500 while the arsonist remains active in the abandoned structure. 288 00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:31,875 Wait, wait, don't change it! 289 00:15:31,958 --> 00:15:34,750 Why? It's just the news, dude. 290 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:38,416 I just, uh, really like… fire? 291 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,791 Love watching it, uh, you know, burn. 292 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,166 - Uh… - Hmm. 293 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,916 That's a bit of a red flag, Peter. 294 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,916 Residents say the historic building, only two blocks west 295 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,875 from DeWitt Clinton Park, was recently red-tagged. 296 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,166 Two blocks west… 297 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:57,250 Okay, uh, you know, you're right. Go, go ahead and change it, guys. 298 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,458 I actually just, and this is nuts, 299 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,666 uh, I remembered I left something in the bathroom, 300 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,541 which I have to go use as well. 301 00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:04,750 So… 302 00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:08,625 uh, deuces. Parker out. 303 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:13,041 Uh, I'm going to go hide the matches. 304 00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:20,166 Just this once, please make it quick. 305 00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:29,458 Attention. You must vacate the building. 306 00:16:29,541 --> 00:16:32,875 Oh, yeah, yeah. I will once there's no building left. 307 00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:35,375 Who the hell are you? 308 00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:38,458 One sec. Civilians first, crazy guy second. 309 00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:41,166 - Hello? Is anyone still in here? - I'm not a monster, dude. 310 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,166 I made sure this place was empty before I sparked it. 311 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:47,291 You did? Well, thank you. Funny enough, I am in a rush. 312 00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,166 So, I appreciate you making this easy for me. 313 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:53,166 It'll be even easier if you drop the wannabe hero act… 314 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,791 …and scram! 315 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,458 As you can see, I'm kind of busy here. 316 00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:01,250 The developer's payin' me beaucoup bucks 317 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,666 to burn this whole block down… 318 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,625 …so they can buy it back for cheap. 319 00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:10,708 You're looking at the future site of 52nd Street's newest luxury high-rise! 320 00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:14,333 Wait. We're on 51st Street. 321 00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:16,208 Huh? 322 00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:22,750 You're burnin' the wrong building down, dude. 323 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,500 Oh, you gotta be kidding me! This place is a dump. 324 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,625 It was begging to go up in flames! 325 00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:30,375 I still got plenty of fuel. 326 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:33,083 Pure butane, baby! 327 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,791 - Whoa! - I'll torch everything! 328 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:37,666 And I'll torch you, too! 329 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:44,041 You are coming in hot right now. 330 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,666 How about you cool off? 331 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,833 My 15-minute break ended 25 minutes ago, 332 00:17:48,916 --> 00:17:51,333 so I was really hoping this wouldn't turn into a whole thing. 333 00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:53,375 Oh, it's definitely a thing! 334 00:17:55,916 --> 00:17:57,708 My bad. 335 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,791 Oh, hey, I'm so sorry. I really did not mean to hit you that hard. 336 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,625 I guess I still don't know my… 337 00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:12,500 Hey, I was apologizing. 338 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:15,125 I don't need an apology. 339 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,375 What the… 340 00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:20,958 Time for walkies. 341 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,458 Where are you, bug boy? 342 00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,875 - Oh, no. - There you are. 343 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,208 You were almost a hot dog. 344 00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:37,875 Whoa! 345 00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:44,041 Okay. Sit, Spider-Dog! Good Spider-Dog. 346 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,125 Oh, I'm going to exterminate you. 347 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,750 Bad pyromaniac! 348 00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:52,875 I'm done chasing you. 349 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:54,500 Okay? You're safe. 350 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:57,458 Or not. Sorry about that. 351 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,500 Oh, no. 352 00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:02,208 Ow! Stop, drop, and roll. 353 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,750 Okay, next suit's gotta fireproof. 354 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:07,000 - Caught you, bug boy. - Not quite. 355 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,625 Here, eat up. It'll make your coat nice and shiny! 356 00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:20,291 It wasn't supposed to go this way! No, no, no, no, no. Come on. Come on! 357 00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,958 I don't know where you got those things, 358 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:24,208 but I feel like you definitely voided the warranty. 359 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,500 Huh? 360 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:40,291 Was that a knockout? Did I knock you out? 361 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,041 Oops. Sorry, dude. Ugh, scared the hell out of me. 362 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:50,666 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 363 00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:56,750 Don't go towards the light. I don't wanna be a fish murderer. 364 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:03,791 Hmm. Well, what do we have here? 365 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,916 Oh, sh… 366 00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:20,000 Where is he Connors? He is your responsibility. 367 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:21,916 Bentley, calm down. 368 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,500 Peter is just getting supplies from Dr. Bond's office. 369 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,208 I, in fact, sent him to. 370 00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:29,083 There's nothing to get heated about. 371 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:32,625 I'm here. I'm here. There… There was a long line at the… 372 00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:34,041 uh, bathroom. 373 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:38,208 Supplies? Then why is he walking in empty-handed? 374 00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:41,958 You, this is a secure building, you ignorant child! 375 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,583 You can't just stroll around it like you own the place! 376 00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:46,708 - Oh, I… - This is not a summer camp. 377 00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:49,041 I'm not your groovy camp counselor 378 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:52,000 who will let you sip a cold one and go skinny dipping in the lake. 379 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,333 - Huh? - Relax, Bentley. That's enough. 380 00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:56,875 No, he needs to understand… 381 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,458 Mr. Osborn wants a word with you. 382 00:21:00,541 --> 00:21:03,708 Tell him I'm busy, you worthless walkie-talkie jockey. 383 00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:05,666 Not you. I meant him. 384 00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,416 I'm sorry, Peter. 385 00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:21,916 RIP to your future career prospects, bro. 386 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,250 Even though our time together was short, I will never forget you. 387 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:30,000 I won't lie. There is a really good chance I will forget you. 388 00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:31,833 Bye, skeeter. 389 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:51,208 - Hey, Pete. - Uh… 390 00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:53,416 Hey, you made it. 391 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,916 It's crazy, man. I wish you woulda tell me about it. 392 00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:04,458 Excuse me. Hey, watch it. Behind you. 393 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:14,083 - Oops. My bad, bro. - Ugh. 394 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,250 Go Ravens! 395 00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:53,583 Guess you got busy. 396 00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:56,083 I'm bailing on this party. Talk to you later. 397 00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:10,583 I know I messed up today, Mr. Osborn. 398 00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:13,250 I messed up so much today, 399 00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:17,791 and I wish that I could explain why, but I can't. 400 00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:20,041 If I could, I… 401 00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:22,166 Well, you know what? It doesn't matter. I just… 402 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:25,041 You gotta believe me when I say that I can do better. 403 00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:28,625 I can be better. Just don't fire me, please. 404 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,625 Give me another chance. 405 00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:33,916 So… 406 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,250 You're Spider-Man.