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I… am… Spider-Man.

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Oscorp's best engineers now work
round the clock for you.

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The Scorpions are trying
to move in on our turf, Don.

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The guy runnin' the whole operation,
Mac Gargan, is an even bigger psycho.

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- You sent me in there using your name!
- Wake up!

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You wanna protect your family?
Without us pushing back,

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Gargan and Carmilla would be
knockin' on their front door.

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Now comes the fun part!

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I will be back for you all.

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Holy crap! You're Spider-Man.

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No, I'm n… not.

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Their accomplice,
a woman known as Mila Masaryk,

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is still at large.

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Ms. Masaryk,
how can I help you this evening?

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Ms. Masaryk,

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it's a pleasure to meet you.
And right on time.

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I can't help but admit
that I'm pleasantly surprised.

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Punctuality usually isn't a strong suit
for many in this industry.

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Uh…

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- You are the man selling weapons?
- Weapons?

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No, my dear.

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I sell enhancements

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that assist hard-working individuals
like yourself and your accomplices.

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Speaking of which,
I'm surprised to see you've come alone.

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Yes. I know we discussed getting
enhancements for myself and my friends,

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but they've recently
been incarcerated.

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I'm thinking,
instead of buying four pieces of tech,

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you could sell me one
that will allow me to free them.

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Of course.

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If you have the appropriate funds,
that is.

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Impressive, right?

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I was expecting a bit more
than a warehouse full of scrap metal.

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Oh, yes. I'm sure there were those
that questioned da Vinci

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when he began to create
masterpieces in a shack.

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It often takes a genius
to see what lies ahead

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when most can barely see beyond the trees.

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But with that said, I cannot disagree

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that more fitting accommodations
are a priority of mine.

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And I'm one step closer,
thanks to your generous funding.

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Ah. Here it is.

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With this prime piece of Octavius Tech,
you'll free your associates in no time.

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Oy.

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I've picked up
a language or five in my spare time.

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But, yes, that helmet has been outfitted
with constantly updating,

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predictive technology
that analyzes movement patterns.

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It also fires lasers.

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Lasers. That, I understand.

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Excellent.

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It was an absolute pleasure
doing business with you, my dear.

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If you have any questions,
consult the instructions.

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Please exit the same way you came in.

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And thank you again for your patronage.

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Vincent,
begin disinfecting the lab immediately.

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Yes, sir.

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These people, this situation,
it's all beneath me.

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I know, sir,
but we're almost there.

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Soon enough, you'll have
everything you need to show the world

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the things a true genius is capable of…

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"Soon enough"
is never soon enough, Vincent.

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My name should be held in higher regard
than Stark, Banner, Osborn!

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You will be.

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We're so close
to seeing your dream realized

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and showing the world
just how incredible you are.

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You're right.
I've waited this long,

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but soon everyone will know
and revere the name of Dr. Otto Octavius.

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- Um, so…
- So.

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- Oh, sorry. I can't believe that you're…
- I mean, yesterday was…

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Peter,

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thank you for stopping by this morning.

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I know you have school soon,

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but I figured this is a conversation
that should happen in person.

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The sooner, the better.

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I've given what happened
last night a lot of thought.

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I've decided
that the only course of action

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is for Harry to join Team Spider-Man.

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Wait, what?

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Peter, as much as I want to assist you,

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there are gonna be times
in which I'm unavailable

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due to my various duties here at Oscorp.

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That's where Harry comes in.

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He may only be 15…

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Sixteen.

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Sixteen.

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But I've raised him to be
quite a responsible young man.

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- He can be your…
- Dude at the desk!

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Not how I would have put it, but sure.

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This is gonna be awesome.

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Me, helping Spider-Man save the city?

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Hell, yeah!

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I don't really know
about this, Mr. Osborn.

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I mean, no offense,
but I barely know Harry and…

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Mr. Osborn,

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you're needed for an investor meeting.

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Thank you, Ms. Porter.

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My apologies for getting cut short,
but trust me, Peter,

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this is the best course of action
for us all.

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So, that was somethin', right?

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Yep.

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So, you're my "Dude at the desk?"

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Sure seems like it.

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Uh… Ah…

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Sorry,
what was your name again?

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- Peter.
- Right.

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Peter. Cool, cool.

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Uh, good name.

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Well, I guess I should get going to school
before I'm late again.

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Oh, uh… You need a ride?

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- Who drives that car?
- Who's that?

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- Do you know him?
- Harry Osborn?

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- Thanks again for the ride, Harry.
- No problem, Peter.

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Have a good one, dude.
Catch you after school.

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Pete, are you kidding me?

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I know! I'm on time for once.
I can barely believe it myself.

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Not that.
You're hanging out with Harry Osborn?

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Everyone in school is talking about it.
Even the teachers.

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Yeah, that's him.

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I'm gonna wave. I'm gonna wave.

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Okay, but why?

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Take a look for yourself.

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Yep.

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When he's not acting
as your personal Lyft driver,

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he's also a social media celebrity.

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Oh, I had no idea Harry was so popular.

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I just know him as Mr. Osborn's son.

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In addition to being a vapid pretty boy,

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he's the heir of a big business tycoon.

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Meaning, he'll undoubtedly pursue
a political path 20 years from now.

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And, of course, he'll win,

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so the economy will tank,
people will become restless,

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and I'll have no choice
but to join the revolution against him.

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Okay, you have clearly put
a lot of thought into this, Nico.

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Here's a question for ya.

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If you believe Harry's so bad,
why are you following him?

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Uh… Oh, obviously,
I'm following him ironically.

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Right.

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I'm just saying, Pete.

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You've been doing a lot lately
and hanging out with a lot of people.

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You know, juniors, seniors, billionaires.

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I wanna make sure
you're still making time for…

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for you.

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Thanks, Nico.

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Yeah, things have been… mm, busy lately,

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but I appreciate you worrying about me.

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Someone's gotta do it.

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Who knows what you'd do without me, Pete.

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What in the name of Rockford T. Bales

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is goin' on with you, Lincoln?

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And you're good, but I can't justify
lettin' you skip practice.

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You're the team captain,
for goodness' sake.

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I know. And you're right.

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I've just had some personal things
goin' on, Coach.

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I get that, Lonnie.

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But you gotta get
your head on straight, son.

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This isn't just high school
football for you.

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You got the skills to go pro.

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Don't throw it all away now.

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I'm not gonna throw my chance away.

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There isn't a guy on this team that's more
dedicated toward this than I am.

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I know it may not have seemed
like that lately,

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but you know there's nothing
I wouldn't do for this team.

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I know you're dedicated, but,

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well, these college scouts
that come to these games,

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they don't know that.

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Don't give 'em a reason
to look past you, son.

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I won't.

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All right. Get your butt to class, Lonnie.
I'll see you at practice.

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Oh! Lonnie! Small world, right?

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So, how much of that did you hear?

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Just a little bit.

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Okay, 100%.

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What can I say? I'm an overachiever.

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Overachiever?

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I'd say expert-level snoop.

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So, do you want to talk about it?

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Nah, there's not much to talk about.

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But what I would like to do
is walk you to class.

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Oh, Petey and I
have been covering for you,

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so you might have to convince Mr. Taylor
you've had bronchitis for the last week.

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Aw, you guys are great. Okay, how's this?

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Sorry, Mr. Taylor.

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I left it all on the field, even my voice.
Huh?

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Stick to football, Lon.

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Because your acting is not it.

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So, it's anyone's guess
what's gonna happen with the Avengers now.

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You know, I've never been
a Tony Stark fan…

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- Whoo! Look out!
- Right.

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But I can't say Captain America
is totally in the right either.

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- Yeah.
- I mean,

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maybe Super people
should have to register…

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- Mm-hmm.
- …for everyone's safety.

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Like, imagine if me and you
got super suits

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and went around causing collateral damage
and punching people.

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That would be weird.

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You know what's even more weird
than that, though?

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You ignoring me
when I mention Captain America,

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even though he's, like, your messiah.

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You too busy texting your new pal,
The Great and Powerful Osboy?

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Ha-ha. Actually, I was buying two tickets
for tonight's screening

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of Teschio di Fuoco Two,
Return of the Burn.

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Holy crap!
Are you messing with me right now?

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Because if you are,
I will throw you into orbit.

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I know, I couldn't believe it either,

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but one of the arthouse theaters
got an unreleased copy somehow

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and they're showing it tonight at 7:00.

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You in?

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To watch the sequel to the best worst
B-movie of all time on the big screen?

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- Of course, I am!
- Great.

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I'll see you tonight at 7:00.

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- Oh, look who showed up.
- Lonnie! Where you been, man?

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- Finally. Finally.
- Our star quarterback, everybody!

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Yo, you remember what this is?
It's called a football.

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Yeah, yeah, okay.
Look, get everything out now,

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'cause once we're back on that field,
y'all gonna be eating those words. Okay?

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Ha-ha, funny.

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…actually showed up
for practice?

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Hello.

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Answer a question for me, Superstar.

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I texted you earlier to get to the hideout
ASAP, so why ain't you here?

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Look, my coach is all…

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I don't really care about your excuse.

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The Scorpions are on our turf,

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so I need every member
of the One Tenth here, now!

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What? I'm at school, man.
Football practice.

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Even if I left now, it would take a while
to get back to Harlem.

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Yeah, I know, that's why
I sent Bulldozer to pick you up.

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Him and some of the boys
are parked outside right now.

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Joinin' us today, Lincoln?

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Oh. Oh, yeah, Coach. One minute.

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Just dealing with some
family stuff, you know.

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00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:04,375
Okay. But I want you
on that field in 60 seconds.

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I can't keep skipping out on practice.

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I'm gonna get kicked off the team.

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I'm sorry, I missed the part
where that was my problem.

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You signed up for this, Lincoln.

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Now, I suggest you go outside

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and meet Dozer before I send him inside
to meet with you.

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Fine. I'm on my way.

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All right, everybody out there!

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Let's get our butts in gear! Come on, now!

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- So…

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…how was school today, Mr. Spider-Man?

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Were you seriously just waiting
for me to turn the comms on?

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All right. I'm gonna be
completely honest with you.

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I most definitely was.
I was so bored, dude.

245
00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,208
Bored?

246
00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:46,666
Don't you have millions
of adoring fans to respond to?

247
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:50,416
Ninety percent of my DMs. are people
asking me, "How did you get rich?"

248
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,750
So, not much conversation there
besides saying, "I was born."

249
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,333
Hmm. Fair point.

250
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:58,000
And what about school?
I mean, no classes to distract you?

251
00:12:58,083 --> 00:12:59,875
You'd think so,
considering I'm homeschooled

252
00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:01,916
by "the smartest instructors
money can buy,"

253
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,541
as my dad likes to say.

254
00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:06,791
But I'm a pretty quick learner,
so that frees up my day quite a bit.

255
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,541
Man, being homeschooled
sounds like the life.

256
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,916
Yeah. Hey,
the first few years are a blast.

257
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,041
But once you realize
there's no one around to talk to,

258
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,208
since all your old friends
are busy at school

259
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:19,666
and all your new friends
are either using you for clout

260
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:23,291
or are just spam bots, the shine
starts to wear off the whole experience.

261
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,958
Hmm. Yeah, I mean,
I guess I didn't consider that.

262
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,916
Since we're sharing, I gotta ask.

263
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,583
- What's up with the new suit?
- What? You don't like my suit?

264
00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:35,541
It's not that. It's cool.
It's just kind of…

265
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,583
Sterile?

266
00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:38,666
- That's it.

267
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,916
Honestly, it could use
a lot more color too.

268
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,208
True. I… I would like
a lot more red and blue.

269
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:44,875
- Like Captain America.
- Captain America.

270
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,375
Wait, you're a Cap fan too?

271
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,083
I thought everyone was turning on him now.

272
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,458
No way, man.

273
00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:52,041
So he broke a few laws
to help his best friend.

274
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,125
Who wouldn't?

275
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,625
Besides, I read online
the real Cap died four years ago

276
00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:59,041
and it's his clone
that's been doing all this.

277
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,125
For sure.

278
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,041
Wait, what?

279
00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:12,416
Don't worry, it ain't gonna hurt.

280
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,375
- Hmm?
- Better watch out.

281
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,666
- What the hell? Get back!
- Mila?

282
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,083
Privyet, Mikhail.

283
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,916
I told you I'd be back for you.

284
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,208
- Did I not?
- And I believed you.

285
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:32,750
Although, Dmitri and Roxanna
may need convincing.

286
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:35,208
I believe they are convinced.

287
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,916
- How did you…
- Hey, stop right there!

288
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,083
- Get on the ground. Put your hands up!
- Freeze!

289
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:42,333
- Hands where I can see 'em!
- I will show you.

290
00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:44,833
Look out!

291
00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:46,208
Mila?

292
00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:50,333
Uh, the Octagonal man you mentioned.
This is the tech you purchased?

293
00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:51,541
Da.

294
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:54,458
It was expensive,
but necessary to free you three.

295
00:14:54,541 --> 00:14:57,750
Then I like it.
Makes you look like a rhino, yes?

296
00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:58,833
Nyet, nyet.

297
00:14:58,916 --> 00:15:01,083
I'm more like a… yedinorog.

298
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:04,000
Ah, yes. The unicorn.

299
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,000
Yes, yes. You look wonderful.

300
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,458
We should be focused
on escaping now, right?

301
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,833
Mm, no. First, we will have a bit of fun.

302
00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:21,500
Hey, I just stole that bike and…

303
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,375
Nice work.
What are you gonna do with the bike?

304
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:24,458
Good question.

305
00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:26,875
If I put a note on it,
people would respect the honor system?

306
00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:28,125
Crap. Forget the note.

307
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:30,208
- There's a jailbreak in progress.
- What? Where?

308
00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:32,750
One sec, I'm uploading
the GPS coordinates to your suit.

309
00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,458
You can do that?

310
00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:36,666
Oh, that's gonna be so helpful,
especially at night.

311
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,750
It's so easy to get lost
when you're swinging above…

312
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,583
- Peter, go!
- Ah, right!

313
00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:57,041
End of the road, little piggy.

314
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,458
I'm not one
to give unsolicited advice,

315
00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:05,416
but trust me, a little yoga
and some anger management classes

316
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,000
will probably help with that whole

317
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,625
firing-lasers-from-your-forehead
thing you got goin'.

318
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:11,916
I recognize you, bug!

319
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000
Aw, a fan. I'll tell you what.

320
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,458
You surrender,
I'll make sure you get a signed photo.

321
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,916
Dude,
that lady is firing lasers at you!

322
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:24,375
Yeah, I noticed.

323
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:32,500
I gotta close the gap.

324
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:38,333
What?

325
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:40,833
That's new.

326
00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:44,791
Perhaps now is the time
in which we sneak away

327
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:46,833
before the arachnid notices us, huh?

328
00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,083
- Good idea. Come on, Mikhail.
- No.

329
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:51,041
I will not abandon Mila.

330
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,333
- She is only here to save us.
- Da.

331
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:55,583
Because she abandoned us and felt guilty.

332
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:58,041
It's smarter to use
this distraction while we can.

333
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,583
Unless you enjoyed
being caged like a beast?

334
00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:05,375
Very well.
Then we shall see you around, hopefully.

335
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,708
Is that all you've got,
little spider?

336
00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:12,166
I'm just gettin' started.

337
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,375
'Bout time you two got here.

338
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,458
You almost missed out on the fun.

339
00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:23,041
Oh, man. You and I have
very different definitions of fun.

340
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:29,333
Would you look at this!

341
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,541
They actually showed up.

342
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:35,625
See, the streets were saying
that the One Tenth was all talk.

343
00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:39,750
A bunch of nobodies,
led by the biggest nobody of all.

344
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:42,250
But look at you, you're all here.

345
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:46,833
And all it took was me and the Scorpions
coming over here to mark our territory.

346
00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:48,250
Your territory?

347
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,916
I heard your ass
is crazy, Gargan,

348
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,958
but we both know this is One Tenth turf.

349
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,625
Oh, is it?

350
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:57,500
Because from where I'm standing,
this is moving day.

351
00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:00,916
The only choice you gotta make is if
you wanna hand the keys over,

352
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,125
or if I need to take 'em.

353
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,000
You listen to me, Gargan.

354
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,791
You got three seconds
to get your ass off my turf,

355
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,625
or it'll be the last place you ever stand.

356
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:10,791
Three seconds?

357
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,166
Three, two,

358
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,416
one.

359
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:20,041
Slowing down, little spider?

360
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,583
Why don't you give up?

361
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,833
Well, you know what they say
about the Itsy Bitsy Spider right?

362
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:27,958
They're… Whoa!

363
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,291
Harry! You find anything?

364
00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:43,166
No. I mean, she's referred
to as "a physically gifted athlete."

365
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:46,583
You sure she's not
a distant cousin of the Hulk or something?

366
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:47,750
Gotta be the helmet.

367
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:51,166
I mean, the other villains you fought
all had little upgrades, didn't they?

368
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:55,041
I'm tired of playing this game
with you, bug!

369
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:58,875
Perhaps it's time I find new playmates?

370
00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:00,083
Hey! No, wait!

371
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:07,541
Gotcha.

372
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:10,625
Mila, you've had your fun,

373
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,750
but perhaps now is the time to escape.

374
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,375
You would have me run
from a battle like a coward,

375
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,583
when I can walk away the victor?

376
00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:20,125
You okay?

377
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,166
After all of this fighting,

378
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,833
all you needed was…

379
00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:35,416
…a little distraction
to lose your edge?

380
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,416
Yeah. No, I have a pesky
habit of saving people that are in danger.

381
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:42,125
But now that everyone's gone,
you've got my full attention.

382
00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:59,083
Luckily, I have a contingency plan.

383
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,416
Mikhail!

384
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:07,666
Don, look out!

385
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,083
Watch this.

386
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,291
No!

387
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,291
Big mistake, kid.

388
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:28,208
We don't have time for him, Mac!

389
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:29,958
The police!

390
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:31,958
This ain't over.

391
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:33,833
- Let's go!
- The police! We gotta go!

392
00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:35,708
Come on, Lonnie! We gotta go, now!

393
00:20:35,791 --> 00:20:36,791
All right. I'm comin'.

394
00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:45,541
Spider-Man! Spider…

395
00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,833
Come in, Spider-Man! Say s…

396
00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:50,000
Aw. Looks like I win.

397
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,000
What in the hell was that?

398
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,791
I'd be dead if not for the bug!

399
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:55,500
What were you thinking?

400
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:58,750
The spider's foolish morals
meant he would save you.

401
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,791
And you would gamble with my life
to prove a point?

402
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,916
Oh, get over yourself, huh?

403
00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:11,958
Farewell, little spider.

404
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:20,125
- Mikhail, what are you doing?
- Stopping you.

405
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:22,000
The longer we linger here,

406
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:25,291
the more likely the Iron Man
or his friends will appear.

407
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:29,000
- Now, let's go.
- Oh, my God. You fool!

408
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:32,916
The only reason you're not in a cell
right now is because of me.

409
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,958
You do not call the shots, Mikhail. I do!

410
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,958
You would do well to remember that.

411
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:46,208
You shouldn't have.
But I didn't get you anything.

412
00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:47,291
Oh, wait. Here!

413
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:55,250
Thanks for your help. I…

414
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:57,166
You may have saved my life,

415
00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:00,041
but do not speak to me
as if we are friends.

416
00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:03,875
Thanks to you,
now Mila and I will both rot in cells.

417
00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,916
Consider us even, bug.

418
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:16,583
But if you are ever unfortunate enough
to cross my path again,

419
00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:22,625
all the web you can spin won't be enough
to restrain me from ending your existence.

420
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,833
Oh. Uh, okay. That's… a lot.

421
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,791
Hey, Mr. Spider-Man, still alive?

422
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,291
Barely. I'm close to Oscorp.

423
00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:40,166
Is it okay if I come take a nap
on your dad's couch?

424
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:43,500
Yeah, I get it. I'm exhausted
and I'm just sitting here.

425
00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:45,625
You're fighting crime
after a day of school.

426
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:47,416
I don't know how you do it, man.

427
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,416
It is not easy.

428
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,875
Usually, I'm getting pulled in
so many different directions

429
00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:54,500
that I make mistakes
or forget something important…

430
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,916
Oh, crap! I'm supposed to meet my friend
at the movies!

431
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:04,541
Come on, Pete. Where are you?

432
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:05,875
Nico!

433
00:23:07,416 --> 00:23:09,416
Finally.

434
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,958
Pete, what happened to your face?

435
00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:15,958
Oh, you know how in cartoons people
slip on banana peels?

436
00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:18,250
Uh, well, life imitates art.

437
00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:21,833
Oh, uh, well, I'm glad you're okay,

438
00:23:21,916 --> 00:23:23,625
but can't lie though,

439
00:23:23,708 --> 00:23:26,416
I was beginning to think
you were gonna bail on me again.

440
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:29,000
No such luck. You are stuck with me.

441
00:23:29,083 --> 00:23:30,750
Lucky me.

442
00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:34,500
Sorry about the wait, it's a nightmare
finding parking around here.

443
00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:36,375
Hey, thanks for letting me
crash the movie.

444
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,666
- That's Harry Osborn.
- Oh, and nice to meet you, Nico.

445
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:43,458
All right.

446
00:23:43,541 --> 00:23:45,041
Well, I'm starving.

447
00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,291
And I'll see you guys
at the concession stand.

448
00:23:48,541 --> 00:23:50,208
I hope it's cool I invited Harry.

449
00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:51,875
He was nice enough to give me a ride,

450
00:23:51,958 --> 00:23:54,583
and it seemed like he was just gonna have
a lonely night at home.

451
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:57,666
Oh, yeah.
Uh, just took me by surprise for a second.

452
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:58,875
It's no problem at all.

453
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:00,041
You sure?

454
00:24:00,125 --> 00:24:02,416
Yeah. Totally.

455
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:03,708
Okay, awesome.

456
00:24:03,791 --> 00:24:05,916
Come on, let's grab some snacks. My treat.

457
00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:11,125
It's fine.

458
00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:16,583
There he is.

459
00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:19,041
What? What did I do now, man?

460
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,000
Besides become a human pincushion?

461
00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:23,000
You saved my ass. That's what you did.

462
00:24:23,083 --> 00:24:24,750
Y'all should've seen it.

463
00:24:24,833 --> 00:24:27,541
I was giving those Scorpion punks
the hands, son,

464
00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:30,333
when Gargan tried to sneak me
with a damn knife.

465
00:24:30,416 --> 00:24:32,083
Luckily, Superstar was there.

466
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:34,458
Tackled Gargan like he was in the NFL,

467
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:37,166
planted his ass right in the ground.

468
00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:39,333
Yeah! All right! Yeah!

469
00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:41,208
- Yeah
- All right!

470
00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:42,625
He the man! Way to go!

471
00:24:42,708 --> 00:24:45,166
Hey, uh, I had
my doubts about you, Superstar.

472
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:48,166
But tonight,
you proved where your loyalties lie.

473
00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:50,041
You're certified One Tenth.

474
00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:51,166
Yeah. Straight up.

475
00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:53,291
Well, if that's the case, I need a favor.

476
00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:57,666
I need you to stop calling me "Superstar,"
man, 'cause I hate it.

477
00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,458
Deal.

478
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:04,250
Hell, the way you buried Gargan,
we should start calling you "Gravedigger."

479
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:08,500
Nah, we should call you "Tombstone."

480
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,750
- Tombstone?
- I like it. Yeah.

481
00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:13,125
Yeah, I can't lie.

482
00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:15,166
Kinda like it.

