1 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,077 Sorry I'm late. 2 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,080 Where are the kids? 3 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:21,748 When I left, 4 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:24,501 Hunter was making love with his iPad on the terrace 5 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,129 and Tori was ordering room service like her life depended on it. 6 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,755 I made dinner reservations. 7 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:30,048 What are you gonna do? 8 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,092 Best laid plans. 9 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:36,096 - Hi, I will have a Negroni, please. - Sure. 10 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:39,474 - Oh, wow. - It's my vacation drink. 11 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:42,477 I thought too much rosé was your vacation drink. 12 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:45,939 Yeah, so I guess Negronis are my "vacation is over" drink. 13 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:47,733 Reentry's a bitch. 14 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,276 I don't wanna go home. 15 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,445 Hey, we're here till we're not. 16 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,405 - What? Thank you. - Negroni for the lady. 17 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:54,948 - Enjoy. - That's my vacation philosophy. 18 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,326 Wow, Coop, that's deep. 19 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,203 You know that actually doesn't mean anything, right? 20 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,121 It will after your second Negroni. 21 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:02,623 I may switch to mezcal. 22 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,291 Famous last words. 23 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:07,586 There will be others. 24 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,128 Last words? 25 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:10,589 No, vacations like this. 26 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,133 You think? 27 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,052 We're here till we're not. 28 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,596 Oh, my God. Make it stop. 29 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:20,182 Think about it. We've been very evolved… 30 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,226 doing something like this. 31 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,102 Easier when we're not sleeping with each other's friends. 32 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:26,396 - Hey, you did it first. - You were charged with murder. 33 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,315 Fair. 34 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:29,983 - Can I have another one please? - Wow. 35 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,235 Sí, señora. 36 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:33,362 Put that down quick. 37 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,239 Miles to go before I sleep. 38 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:37,783 We're 50, Coop. 39 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,326 Damn. 40 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:42,579 I really thought I'd have it all figured out by now 41 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,499 or at least I thought I wouldn't be starting from scratch. 42 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:49,294 Listen, this time last year, I was looking at life in prison. 43 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:52,548 And we could have lost everything, so I think we're doing okay. 44 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,925 What you're saying is, you lowered the bar. 45 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,553 I obliterated the bar. There is no bar. 46 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,849 Let's get very, very, very drunk. 47 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:04,852 Okay. 48 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:18,907 Did I interrupt that? 49 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,617 Not at all. 50 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,578 Sitting here drinking Negronis. You're looking to get laid. 51 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:24,538 - Not my type. - Bullshit. 52 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,999 I would do her. 53 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,417 Really? 54 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:31,170 I mean, if that's the case, I really wasn't prepared for that. 55 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,130 I just… I can rally. 56 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,465 - You know, we're all consenting adults. - In your dreams. 57 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,509 - I've had that dream. - Don't let me get in your way. 58 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:39,261 You're not in my way. You're not getting in my way. 59 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,596 I mean, you're on vacation. 60 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:41,889 If that's what you want to do, 61 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:44,349 - damn it, you should do it. - That's not what I want to do. 62 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,852 I mean, the kids bailed. It's your last night. 63 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,937 We managed to make it through the entire trip 64 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:50,230 without falling into bed together. 65 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:52,232 - Yay for us, by the way. - Yay for us. 66 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,443 This is America. 67 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:57,237 - Mexico, actually. - She's hot, you're well-preserved. 68 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:58,488 Thank you. 69 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,033 And if you wanna get yourself some, you should get yourself some. 70 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,161 If I wanted to do anything, I would have done it already. 71 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,123 That easy, is it? 72 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:14,004 - Yeah. I'm gonna go. - Where you going? 73 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,464 What just happened? 74 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:18,591 - Nothing happened. You're good. - I'm good? 75 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:21,803 - You say that, but… - I'm not gonna sit here and… 76 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:24,640 cockblock you. 77 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,934 I feel like this conversation just took a left turn. 78 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,727 And you'd be right about that. 79 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,525 Hey, I got us a table at Flora Farms. 80 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,069 Do you have any idea how hard that was? 81 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,029 Best laid plans, right? 82 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:46,078 There was a moment when going on vacation 83 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,038 with my ex-wife seemed inconceivable. 84 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,917 Turns out, there was good reason for that. 85 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:55,546 But even having another argument with Mel that I didn't fully understand 86 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,715 couldn't stop me from relishing the fact that I was drinking smooth whiskey 87 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:03,846 on the beach at a five-star resort when I could've been serving 25 to life. 88 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:06,515 All things considered, things were on the upswing. 89 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:09,768 This is what happens… 90 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:11,895 You get arrested for murder. 91 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,105 You get exonerated. 92 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:16,233 You get offered your old job back, but you decide to go a different way, 93 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,068 burning that bridge once and for all. 94 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:22,906 Which means your interim income source is now your primary income source. 95 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:25,075 So, you level up 96 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,202 and mend fences. 97 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,331 Nothing buries the hatchet faster than a solid revenue stream. 98 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,627 But in a town where perception is nine-tenths of the law, 99 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:37,754 you wanna keep up appearances. 100 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:41,675 Like having an office in Manhattan to go to work in every day. 101 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,469 Which helps get your co-parenting back on track. 102 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:45,554 Let's go. 103 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,019 And now that life is feeling manageable, 104 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,146 you can finally enjoy being single. 105 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:55,522 Hold tight 106 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,483 We're in for nasty weather 107 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:03,405 There has got to be a way 108 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:06,033 Burning down the house 109 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,868 Which means nights on the town. 110 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,747 And nights spent at home. 111 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,459 Watch out You might get what you're after 112 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:19,379 Cool babies Strange but not a stranger 113 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:23,300 I'm an ordinary guy 114 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:32,059 You couldn't say if it was being arrested for murder or exonerated, 115 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:36,522 but somehow the entire tawdry episode has boosted your social cachet. 116 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,107 Not so much for Sam Levitt. 117 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:42,903 Her lawyer managed to plead her down to a hefty fine and community service. 118 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,615 She may have gotten off easy, 119 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:48,700 but there's another law in Westmont Village. 120 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:52,079 And that particular court shows no mercy. 121 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,707 Life is better than it's been for a while. 122 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:58,210 The family dynamic is more or less working. 123 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,753 Your kids are thriving. 124 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:02,047 And if there are moments where the simmering pain 125 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,925 of your fractured family still threatens to kick your ass… 126 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:08,679 well, that's where those nights I mentioned before come in. 127 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:14,810 And failing that, there's always scotch and a classic movie. 128 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,900 You're finally feeling comfortable again. 129 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:25,028 In control. Safe. Optimistic even. 130 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:33,704 And as you already know from painful experience, 131 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:38,876 that's generally when life will serve up a perfectly aimed kick in the crotch. 132 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:04,818 Mr. Ashe. 133 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:07,446 Hi. Reenie Hudson. We spoke on the phone. 134 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:08,864 - Hi, Reenie. How are ya? - Hi. 135 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,574 Wow, nice car. 136 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,992 You a car person? 137 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,286 - I mean, not exactly. - That's small talk. 138 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,455 - Small talk, sorry. Thank you. - Yeah. Okay, after you. 139 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:24,838 Hello. 140 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,883 Hi. Are you the listing broker? 141 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,344 - Yes. Samantha Levitt. - Hi. Owen Ashe. 142 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:31,929 You don't look like a realtor. 143 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,847 I mean that in the best possible way. 144 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:35,390 I'm kinda new to it. 145 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:38,268 - Hey, Reenie. - Hey, Samantha. 146 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,647 So, Mr. Ashe, should I show you around the house? 147 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,565 - Just Ashe. - Okay, Ashe. 148 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:46,443 Yeah. I would… Yeah, I'd love that. 149 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,278 But honestly, I don't wanna waste your time 150 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:52,032 'cause I just feel like there's no world in which I'm buying this house. 151 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,283 Well, that was quick. 152 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:56,411 No, it's just too small. Yeah, I mean, it's… it's way too small actually. 153 00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:57,955 I mean, I'm standing here and… 154 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,374 I don't know, I can already feel the entire house, you know? 155 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,543 I want something I can get lost in. 156 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:05,879 And this, yeah, I don't know. Some of these design elements… 157 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,089 Yuck. 158 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:08,966 Yeah, I don't know. 159 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:12,094 I was pretty clear I was looking for something much grander, you know? 160 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,721 With a lot more oomph, some wow. 161 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:17,391 - But this place isn't even remotely… - It's my house. 162 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,309 It's your house? 163 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,728 That would have been great information to have before I arrived. 164 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:25,649 I didn't know if she was disclosing that fact, considering the… 165 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,526 the circumstances. 166 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:28,819 The circumstances? 167 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:31,572 What Reenie is so subtly referring to 168 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:34,199 is the fact that my husband died here last year. 169 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:36,994 Oh, wow. Well, I'm sorry for your loss. 170 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,120 Thank you. 171 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,956 Well, my wife died eight years ago, so, you know, I'm in the club. 172 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,333 - I'm sorry for your loss. - Oh, thank you. 173 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,835 How did he die? 174 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,503 He killed himself. 175 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:50,215 - What, here in the house? - Pretty much right where you're standing. 176 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,011 Wait a minute. This is that house? That whole thing? 177 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:55,804 Yeah, it made the news. 178 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:57,431 They arrested you. 179 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:58,515 Yes. 180 00:09:58,599 --> 00:09:59,933 You're a dangerous woman. 181 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,312 Hey, I've had a couple brushes with the law myself. 182 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,230 Then I guess we're both in that club too. 183 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,399 I guess so. 184 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,526 Okay. Well, Mr. Ashe, 185 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,320 - we should probably get going. - Yeah, yeah. 186 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,946 Hey, Samantha. 187 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:15,199 Why would a broker who knows I'm in a different league 188 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,491 show me this house? 189 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,038 It's her fluffer house. 190 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,081 A fluffer house? 191 00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:26,084 Now, that's… that's not a thing. 192 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:29,129 It makes the next houses she shows you look even bigger 193 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:30,672 and grander by comparison. 194 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,799 - No, no, no. - I see. 195 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:35,594 I like to educate my clients about the entire market 196 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,262 before they consider a purchase. 197 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:38,889 Is that something you do? 198 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:40,933 Hard to say. 199 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,809 No one in this town will give me a listing. 200 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,561 What? Why not? 201 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:47,898 Oh, right. The whole convicted felon thing. 202 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,275 It was pleaded down to a few misdemeanors actually. 203 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,402 - That's great. Good for you. - Thank you. 204 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:54,404 - Will you give me a minute? - Sure. 205 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,614 - Reenie. - Yeah? 206 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,658 Yeah, do you mind if I chat with you for a sec? 207 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,472 That's a 750S, right? 208 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,561 - Yeah. - It's a good car. 209 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:28,146 Yes, it is. 210 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:29,940 Hey… 211 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,734 I'm suddenly finding myself in need of a realtor. 212 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,069 How's your day looking? 213 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:44,663 - Yes. - Hey, Reenie. 214 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,415 You have the listing for the Bisbee estate, right? 215 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:49,960 - Yes, but this is not okay. - Can you get us in in about ten minutes? 216 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,379 - Sure. - Great. 217 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,922 - I was planning to take… - We're all set. 218 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:55,632 Nice. Let's take my car. 219 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,384 - Hey, Samantha… - Sam. 220 00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,094 Okay, Sam. 221 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,347 I was just wondering, how many houses have you actually sold? 222 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:05,309 Including this one, none. 223 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,603 Great. 224 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:59,298 I'm Jeff Pratt, with the Princeton Alumni Schools Committee, 225 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,799 and I'll be conducting your interview. 226 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,009 Got it. 227 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,970 I know your parents from back in the day. 228 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,138 - Are they well? - Yes. 229 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,222 - Yeah. - Yeah. 230 00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:10,058 So, Tori. Tell me, why Princeton? 231 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,728 Aside from the fact that both your parents went there. 232 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,272 That's not enough? 233 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,108 Well, put another way, 234 00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:22,029 what is it you're looking to get out of your four years with us? 235 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:25,616 Are you… are you on the faculty there? 236 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,785 - What? No. - I just assumed when you said "us." 237 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,872 - Sorry. Figure of speech. - Okay. 238 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,960 There's no need to be nervous. 239 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,046 It's just us talking here. 240 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:41,840 Well, first of all, Jeff, 241 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:47,262 I think we should acknowledge the pro forma nature of this interview. 242 00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:52,851 I'm a legacy kid, on both sides, whose father has been a consistent donor. 243 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,187 And the reason he's been a consistent donor, 244 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:59,066 the reason so many graduates of the Ivies continue to support their alma maters, 245 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:01,443 is to make sure there's a spot for their kids there. 246 00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:03,779 Because, well, let's be honest, 247 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,656 there are much worthier charities to support. 248 00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,701 You all torched the planet in the name of capitalism, 249 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:12,120 and now, rather than try to undo the damage 250 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,122 or feed the hungry or house the homeless, 251 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:16,792 you're giving millions to 300-year-old institutions 252 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:20,671 riddled with systemic racism, anti-Semitism, and sexism, 253 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,465 in order to ensure that yet another generation 254 00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:26,760 of privileged rich kids will continue to hoard the lion's share 255 00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:29,680 of what's left of the planet's remaining resources, 256 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,266 while the unwashed masses go to war over the scraps. 257 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,352 So, I appreciate you taking the time, 258 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:37,855 but let's be honest. 259 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,566 We both know I'm going to be accepted 260 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,403 because you all engineered the system to do just that. 261 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,327 I didn't engineer anything. 262 00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:53,579 Sorry. 263 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,789 Figure of speech. 264 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,211 Also, tennis. 265 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,673 - What? - I'm being recruited for tennis. 266 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,844 I probably should have led with that. 267 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,779 Now this is what I'm talkin' about! 268 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,752 - How much? - Twenty million. 269 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,129 - But I'm sure there's some wiggle room. - I'll take it. 270 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,256 Okay. 271 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,842 - So you're offering full asking? - Yeah, in cash. 272 00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:50,511 But I wanna close by Monday. 273 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:51,637 - Monday? - Yeah. 274 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,597 We're gonna need at least a week for contracts. 275 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,265 Then you're gonna wanna do a thorough inspection… 276 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,559 I'm gonna have a whole team up here tomorrow to kick the tires. 277 00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:59,520 In the meantime, you can get the paperwork to my lawyer. 278 00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:01,146 Hey, congratulations. 279 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,065 You just sold your first house. 280 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,776 It… What is it you do again? 281 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,989 "We elect a US senator for how many years?" 282 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,532 Six. 283 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:13,617 Okay. 284 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,496 Name five of the original 13 states. 285 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,914 Colonies. 286 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,332 New York, New Jersey, 287 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,792 Connecticut, Massachusetts, 288 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,627 Rhode Island, Delaware, 289 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,505 New Hampshire, 290 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,967 Maryland, Virginia, 291 00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:33,512 Pennsylvania, Georgia. 292 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,472 That's 11. 293 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:37,099 What am I forgetting? 294 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,643 - How do you know all this? - I watch a lot of Jeopardy! 295 00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:49,987 Guess what? 296 00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:51,572 What? 297 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,659 A drawer full of Cartier LOVE Bracelets. 298 00:17:57,578 --> 00:18:00,831 I'm telling you, every woman in this town wears like ten of them. 299 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,458 I don't get it. They wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same dress, 300 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,335 but they all need to have this one thing. 301 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,254 It's like a requirement or something. 302 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,007 You want me to grab you a couple? They'll never miss 'em. 303 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,550 That's not a club I need to join. 304 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,719 Okay? Just find the pen. 305 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:16,305 It's in the office behind the primary bedroom. 306 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,891 North and South Carolina. 307 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,976 - What? - The other two colonies. 308 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:24,062 Okay. Now you're just showing off. 309 00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:33,488 It's not in the desk. 310 00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:39,912 Oh. Bingo. 311 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:41,163 Drawer full of pens. 312 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:47,669 You sure he would keep something this valuable in a mess like this? 313 00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:50,464 Natalia says he gets a crazy expensive pen 314 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,008 every time he signs a deal and then just throws it in a drawer. 315 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,843 It's like some sort of ritual. 316 00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:55,928 All right. 317 00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:58,722 Found it. 318 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:02,184 The Etoile de Montblanc Joailliere Fountain Pen. 319 00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:05,020 With just 15 produced worldwide, 320 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:09,107 this limited edition is crafted entirely out of 18-karat rose gold. 321 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,569 Adorned with Cognac diamonds 322 00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:16,281 and a nib that supposedly glides more smoothly than RIMOWA wheels, 323 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:17,991 it's not just a pen 324 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:24,081 but an aspirational work of art reselling for $165,000. 325 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,499 I'm not sure what's worse. 326 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,292 That someone pays that for a pen 327 00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:30,170 or that he tosses it into a cluttered drawer with 30 others. 328 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:32,923 Either way, a guy like that deserves to lose it. 329 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,716 - Shit. - What? 330 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,844 I dropped the fucking thing. Hold on. Let me get it. 331 00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,554 I got it. 332 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,517 Coop? What happened? 333 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,601 Coop? 334 00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:46,854 What is it? 335 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:49,606 My back went out. 336 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,441 It really fucking hurts. 337 00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:54,152 - I can't move. - What do you mean you can't move? 338 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,321 - Just get out here. - I mean I can't move. 339 00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,241 I'm lying on my back. 340 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:00,617 You can't be serious, Coop. 341 00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:02,786 Do I sound like I'm fucking joking? 342 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:05,038 Shit. Okay. I'm coming in. 343 00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:06,290 No! 344 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,959 My back had been seizing up 345 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,587 ever since Christian's art thugs worked me over last year. 346 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:14,756 Usually a cocktail of painkillers and muscle relaxants would do the trick, 347 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,508 and a few days later, I'd be golden. 348 00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:18,260 But I didn't have a few days. 349 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:21,096 I had less than two hours before the people who lived there would be back. 350 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,806 And when it came to thinking up an explanation 351 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:24,558 for how I came to be lying on their floor, 352 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:25,851 I was drawing a blank. 353 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,686 Okay. Shit. We gotta move. 354 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,980 Okay. Okay. Just help me up here. 355 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,481 - Okay. - Just… 356 00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:32,983 Fuck, no. 357 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,110 - Sorry. Okay, okay, okay. - Fuck, fuck. Oh, no. 358 00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:40,991 God, you're like dead fucking weight. 359 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:44,578 - I can't move you. Can you crawl? - No, I can't even roll over. 360 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,747 - This is crazy. - Just give me a few minutes. 361 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,457 - We don't have a few minutes. - Well, then go. 362 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,292 - I'll figure something out. - I'm not gonna bail on you. 363 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,710 Well, I can't move. 364 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,129 - We're gonna have to call someone. - No. No. 365 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,089 You can't move! 366 00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:59,468 - Fuck! Fuck. - Come on, Coop. 367 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:05,474 - We have to call someone. - No shit. 368 00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:08,936 Who? 369 00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:11,772 Okay. What the fuck? 370 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:14,233 I'll explain later. Can you… Can you just please help me up? 371 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:17,110 You'll explain what you're doing on the floor of some random house 372 00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:18,403 with Nick's housekeeper? 373 00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:19,488 Elena. 374 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:20,572 I know your name. 375 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:23,825 Question… Whose house is this? 376 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:25,786 - The Hemmings'. - And you know them how? 377 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:26,995 We don't. 378 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,998 "We don't."We don't." 379 00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:32,584 - "We"? Really? "We"? - Can we hurry this up, please? 380 00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:34,545 - We need to move. - Just so I'm clear, 381 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:37,214 and I'm sorry if I've misread the situation here, 382 00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,216 we are currently trespassing? 383 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,385 - Correct. - And why would we be doing that? 384 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,303 Okay. They're gonna be home any minute. 385 00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:45,264 So can we finish up this Q and A later? 386 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:46,849 Q and A? 387 00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:48,684 That's… That's funny. 388 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,060 She's funny. Who knew? 389 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,728 Barney! Please? 390 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:55,440 Okay. 391 00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:58,277 You grab his left. I'll grab his right. On three. 392 00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:00,946 - One, two, three. - Two. 393 00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,576 When does your sister get home? 394 00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:08,579 She's gonna be playing for another couple hours at least. 395 00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,205 Okay. Do you have pills for this? 396 00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:11,999 Yeah. Upstairs in the medicine cabinet. 397 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:14,376 There's Flexeril and Percocet. Please. Both of them. 398 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:15,460 Yep. 399 00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:23,677 So instead of taking back your job at Bailey Russell, 400 00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:27,431 a job that would pay you seven or eight figures annually before bonus, 401 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:30,767 you're, um, robbing houses with Nick's housekeeper? 402 00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:33,103 - Elena. - I know her name. 403 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:39,860 - I take it you two are… - What? No. What? 404 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:41,612 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that… 405 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:44,698 that would be the crazy part in this whole fucked up scenario. 406 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:46,158 I know it's a lot to absorb. 407 00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:47,993 I'm not absorbing anything. 408 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,077 You know why? 409 00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:50,913 Because it doesn't make any fucking sense. 410 00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:54,541 I mean, if this were some kind of sex kink thing, then fine. 411 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,586 I mean, not fine, but at least I'd be able to wrap my brain around it. 412 00:22:57,669 --> 00:23:00,047 But if not that, then-then what? What is this? 413 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:03,759 Is this some sort of elaborate, three-stage midlife crisis? 414 00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,093 You know, divorce wasn't enough. 415 00:23:05,177 --> 00:23:06,512 Losing your job wasn't enough. 416 00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:08,305 Getting arrested for murder wasn't… 417 00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:10,891 Oh, my God. 418 00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:15,062 Coop, did you kill Paul Levitt? 419 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:16,855 No. What are you talking about? 420 00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:18,982 I don't know what I'm talking about! 421 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:23,111 My best friend just told me he's some sort of suburban cat burglar. 422 00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:25,822 I mean, how do you even move this stuff? Do you have a fence? 423 00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:27,115 No. You know… No. 424 00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:29,576 Don't tell me. I don't wanna know. 425 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,707 Wait a minute. 426 00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:40,546 Coop. 427 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,800 Those guys who beat you up… 428 00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:47,845 who ran me over… 429 00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,889 that was connected to this? 430 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,726 I could've been fucking killed. 431 00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:56,645 I thought we had moved past this. 432 00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:58,772 I thought you weren't a motherfucking thief. 433 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,234 What a relief. 434 00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,073 Thank you. 435 00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:14,997 - What? - Oh, nothing. I just… 436 00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:17,749 I just can't wait to hear this meet-cute story. 437 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,168 Do you have a problem with me? 438 00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:21,128 Of course I have a problem with you. 439 00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:23,714 - I have a problem with all of this! - Don't yell at me! 440 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:26,383 I'm not yelling at you! I'm yelling near you! 441 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:28,719 You're filling the whole room with your fucking voice! 442 00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:31,763 Guys! Enough! Goddamn it. 443 00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:35,058 I got to get the fuck out of here. 444 00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:36,310 Barney. 445 00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:38,020 - Barney. - What? 446 00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:41,148 Thank you for coming to get me. 447 00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:42,941 Fuck you, Coop. 448 00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:44,902 Fuck you very much. 449 00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:50,449 Fuck! 450 00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:53,243 That actually went a lot better than I thought it was going to. 451 00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:56,622 - I know. You can't… - And they were like… Yeah. 452 00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:57,748 Thanks. 453 00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:00,167 Just give us a second. Thanks. 454 00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:05,255 - I feel like they're kicking us out. - I know. 455 00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:06,924 We do seem to be closing the place down. 456 00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:13,931 What? 457 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,016 I really can't remember the last time 458 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:18,602 I enjoyed myself just talking to someone like this. 459 00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:21,688 I have been exceptionally witty tonight. 460 00:25:21,772 --> 00:25:24,608 - Oh, really? Is that what it is? - Oh, yeah. I brought my best material. 461 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:27,819 - So it's all downhill from here? - Oh, yeah, pretty much. 462 00:25:29,905 --> 00:25:31,156 God. 463 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:35,661 When… When you get divorced, 464 00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:39,581 I feel like you're so focused on the act of dissolving the marriage, 465 00:25:39,665 --> 00:25:42,209 you don't think about the complications that are gonna come afterwards. 466 00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:46,547 So when they finally do come, they kind of knock you on your ass. 467 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:49,466 So it's been complicated? 468 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:51,677 You could say that, yeah. 469 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,303 But you're over it? 470 00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:54,596 I'm working on it. 471 00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:58,225 What about him? Are you over him? 472 00:25:58,308 --> 00:25:59,393 Who? 473 00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:05,732 I am. 474 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:09,194 Absolutely. And then some. 475 00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:11,363 So you're conflicted? 476 00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:17,828 Well, I mean, the way I see it… 477 00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:20,330 is if we had known in advance 478 00:26:20,414 --> 00:26:23,041 how complicated our divorces were gonna be, 479 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:27,754 emotionally, financially, fucking logistically… 480 00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:33,260 we'd all probably just give up and still be in our lousy marriages. 481 00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:36,013 Then where would we be? 482 00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:40,225 - Not here. - Exactly. 483 00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:43,854 Well, given we are here, I'm just wondering… 484 00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:48,108 what happens next? 485 00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:14,718 - Wait, wait, wait. - What? What? What? 486 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:18,680 - I'm sorry. - No. It's okay. It's all right. 487 00:27:20,182 --> 00:27:21,850 You all right? 488 00:27:21,934 --> 00:27:24,728 Yes. I'm sorry. I just… I suddenly don't feel well. 489 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,773 - Oh, God. It's okay. Is this… - I mean… 490 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,441 Something I did? 491 00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:32,694 I promise I'm not blowing you off. 492 00:27:32,778 --> 00:27:35,239 - Okay. - I was very much with the program. 493 00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:36,698 - Okay. - Just… 494 00:27:36,782 --> 00:27:38,450 Listen, hey, it's fine. It's fine. 495 00:27:39,076 --> 00:27:40,494 Why don't I take you home? 496 00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:51,922 I'm home! 497 00:27:53,382 --> 00:27:57,636 So if anybody's in a state of undress or making out, 498 00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:01,682 please take the appropriate measures now. 499 00:28:04,810 --> 00:28:05,978 Hi, baby. 500 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:08,856 Hey, Mom. 501 00:28:08,939 --> 00:28:11,400 Where's Morgan? I thought you were hanging out tonight? 502 00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:13,151 No, it's just me. 503 00:28:13,235 --> 00:28:15,112 - Hi. - They got into a fight. 504 00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:16,405 No, it wasn't a fight. 505 00:28:16,488 --> 00:28:17,739 It sounded like a fight. 506 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,409 Well, that stinks. 507 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:29,751 Who can fight with this face? 508 00:28:29,835 --> 00:28:31,837 I think you might be slightly biased. 509 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,965 Well, according to Morgan, I'm an asshole. 510 00:28:35,841 --> 00:28:36,842 I will cut her. 511 00:28:38,135 --> 00:28:39,219 How was your date? 512 00:28:39,303 --> 00:28:40,971 I was thinking about hanging it up. 513 00:28:41,889 --> 00:28:44,183 - Yeah? Me too. - Perfect. 514 00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:46,435 You can live with me forever. 515 00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:50,731 Take care of me when I am old and infirm. 516 00:28:50,814 --> 00:28:52,900 Okay. But I'm not gonna change your diapers. 517 00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:54,651 Fair. 518 00:28:54,735 --> 00:28:57,029 We can have a ton of cats. 519 00:28:57,112 --> 00:28:58,405 It'll be great. 520 00:29:19,051 --> 00:29:20,719 Nothing made you more aware of being alone 521 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:23,514 than when you needed help getting your ass out of bed. 522 00:29:25,682 --> 00:29:30,395 My back was already feeling better, which is to say, it hurt like hell. 523 00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:37,778 And as much as I wanted to blame it all on that beating I took last year, 524 00:29:37,861 --> 00:29:40,572 the ugly truth was that I had a bad back, 525 00:29:40,656 --> 00:29:44,034 and a shrinking bladder, and being middle-aged sucked. 526 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:28,161 The new place is beautiful. 527 00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:29,496 Congratulations. 528 00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:31,832 Thank you. 529 00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:39,756 "A deluxe apartment in the sky." 530 00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:43,760 I'm sorry? 531 00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:47,389 It's The Jeffersons… 532 00:30:48,724 --> 00:30:49,725 You remember? 533 00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:51,518 It was a television show from when I was a… 534 00:30:51,602 --> 00:30:53,228 You know what? Never mind. It's… 535 00:30:56,398 --> 00:30:57,774 Grace is worried about you. 536 00:30:57,858 --> 00:30:59,776 Well, there's nothing to worry about, so… 537 00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:01,612 We wouldn't be here if that were true. 538 00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:04,656 Well, anyone can have a bad year. 539 00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:06,742 Your business model is flawed. 540 00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:12,289 Your risk is not properly managed. You depend too much on too few clients. 541 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:15,834 One of them has a bad year and it hits your bottom line too hard. 542 00:31:15,918 --> 00:31:18,003 Respectfully, 543 00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:22,424 the art of wealth management is choosing clients like stocks. 544 00:31:22,508 --> 00:31:26,303 You know, you make educated decisions based on a wide array of data points. 545 00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:29,056 For instance, Nick Brandes, one of my largest clients, 546 00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:30,849 he just signed a major broadcasting deal. 547 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:33,143 And what happens if he leaves you? 548 00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:34,311 Or gets hit by a truck? 549 00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:35,521 Mr. Park… 550 00:31:35,604 --> 00:31:37,064 You rely too much on other people 551 00:31:37,147 --> 00:31:39,358 making their money instead of you making your money yourself. 552 00:31:39,441 --> 00:31:41,276 I make my money… 553 00:31:42,402 --> 00:31:45,906 by providing a valuable and exclusive service. 554 00:31:47,574 --> 00:31:51,453 I have relationships across every financial sector. 555 00:31:51,537 --> 00:31:54,164 You don't work hard enough for what you have. 556 00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:56,708 Says the man who inherited his business from his father. 557 00:32:00,921 --> 00:32:02,965 And I have no sons to do the same. 558 00:32:03,882 --> 00:32:05,551 - I thought maybe Grace… - She doesn't want it. 559 00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:07,219 She wants it… 560 00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:09,972 for you. 561 00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:14,268 So… So you're… you're offering me a job? 562 00:32:18,897 --> 00:32:20,232 You don't even like me. 563 00:32:23,235 --> 00:32:24,820 That's true. 564 00:32:28,073 --> 00:32:30,075 Okay then. I'll think about it. 565 00:32:35,831 --> 00:32:37,082 How's that back, Coop? 566 00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:39,251 It's getting there. Thank you. 567 00:32:39,334 --> 00:32:41,962 I'm gonna send you to my man Kimo. 568 00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:44,047 He did physio for me after my knee surgery. 569 00:32:44,131 --> 00:32:45,674 Dude's got magic hands. 570 00:32:46,425 --> 00:32:48,093 Well, I just got a Toradol shot, 571 00:32:48,177 --> 00:32:50,929 so that's doing the majority of the heavy lifting right now. 572 00:32:51,013 --> 00:32:52,055 Yeah, that works too. 573 00:32:52,139 --> 00:32:53,182 It does. 574 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:55,893 I had a bulging disc a few years ago. You guys remember that? 575 00:32:57,060 --> 00:33:00,731 Oh, man. I went down the whole rabbit hole on that one. 576 00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:03,901 Acupuncture, stem cell therapy, you name it. 577 00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:06,737 I thought my golfing days were over. 578 00:33:07,571 --> 00:33:09,990 When we weren't talking about finance or sports 579 00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:11,658 or the finance of sports, 580 00:33:11,742 --> 00:33:15,204 we devoted a lot of time to our growing laundry list of injuries. 581 00:33:15,287 --> 00:33:16,538 We were men of a certain age, 582 00:33:16,622 --> 00:33:18,665 all former jocks in some capacity, 583 00:33:18,749 --> 00:33:20,918 confronting the inevitable decline of our bodies 584 00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:23,212 through a combination of concierge doctors, 585 00:33:23,295 --> 00:33:27,382 cutting-edge pharmaceuticals, trainers, and talking it all to death. 586 00:33:27,466 --> 00:33:30,302 It was just another club we all belonged to. 587 00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:34,181 Hey, you guys get invited to this party up at the, uh, estate on Bisbee? 588 00:33:34,264 --> 00:33:35,557 Yeah. 589 00:33:35,641 --> 00:33:37,184 Who is this guy? 590 00:33:37,267 --> 00:33:38,852 Owen Ashe. 591 00:33:40,145 --> 00:33:42,606 Apparently he made a fortune on shipping. 592 00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:44,274 Paid asking on the house. 593 00:33:44,358 --> 00:33:46,276 Twenty million. All cash. 594 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,487 - Jesus. - Wow. 595 00:33:48,570 --> 00:33:49,863 Here comes the neighborhood. 596 00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:53,075 Geez, and he's throwing himself a welcome-to-town party? 597 00:33:53,158 --> 00:33:54,618 Sounds like a douche. 598 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:56,161 I don't know. 599 00:33:56,245 --> 00:33:59,373 It's like The Great Gatsby or something. Could be fun. 600 00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:00,832 You know how that book ended, right? 601 00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:07,840 Well, I heard it was, uh, Sam Levitt who made the sale. 602 00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:09,216 Oh, yeah? 603 00:34:09,299 --> 00:34:10,592 Good for her. 604 00:34:10,676 --> 00:34:11,717 "Good for her"? 605 00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:16,056 She desecrated the corpse of her husband and framed you for murder. 606 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:18,475 Did she? Who can remember? 607 00:34:18,559 --> 00:34:21,143 Well, she knew what she was doing when she sold Bisbee. 608 00:34:21,228 --> 00:34:23,981 She probably split, what, 609 00:34:24,523 --> 00:34:27,775 a million dollars in commission with the listing agent? 610 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:31,822 God. She tries to send Coop away for life, now she's making six figures. 611 00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:33,447 That's America for you. 612 00:34:33,532 --> 00:34:34,616 Yeah. 613 00:34:34,699 --> 00:34:36,909 I thought your guy was trying to make it great again. 614 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,416 Hey, hey, hey. No politics at the club. 615 00:34:42,498 --> 00:34:43,583 Is that a rule now? 616 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:55,179 We are witnessing a spectacular performance by the league's heir apparent. 617 00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:57,973 Dare I say, LeBron and Steph who? 618 00:34:58,056 --> 00:34:59,349 Calm down, Greeny. 619 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:01,602 - Please calm down. - Yeah, Mike. Come on, man. 620 00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:05,314 Let's see him do what the King's been doing consistently for 20-plus years. 621 00:35:05,397 --> 00:35:07,316 I don't know. I've never seen him do a Sombor Shuffle. 622 00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:10,319 Okay. Then how about play defense like my guy, Kawhi? 623 00:35:10,402 --> 00:35:11,403 Oh, that's your guy now? 624 00:35:11,486 --> 00:35:13,530 Yeah, that's my guy. We're both Spurs legends 625 00:35:13,614 --> 00:35:15,782 - with the hardware to prove it. - Since when do you watch sports? 626 00:35:15,866 --> 00:35:18,702 It's Nick's second week on air. I'm just checking in. 627 00:35:19,411 --> 00:35:20,829 Let's do the math on this thing. 628 00:35:20,913 --> 00:35:22,664 - Don't forget to carry the one. - No, you're not. 629 00:35:22,748 --> 00:35:24,750 - It was one season of overlap. - No, I'm not. 630 00:35:59,076 --> 00:36:01,245 Something wrong? 631 00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:04,665 Nothing. Just keep doing what you're doing. 632 00:36:08,001 --> 00:36:09,920 There's nothing really going on down there. 633 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:15,425 Okay. 634 00:36:15,509 --> 00:36:16,510 Oh, Jesus. 635 00:36:18,345 --> 00:36:21,098 Okay, it's okay, Barney. 636 00:36:24,309 --> 00:36:26,270 Hey. Hey, what is it? 637 00:36:26,353 --> 00:36:27,437 Talk to me. 638 00:36:27,521 --> 00:36:29,565 Do you need me to do something different? 639 00:36:29,648 --> 00:36:31,316 Yes, actually. 640 00:36:31,984 --> 00:36:34,319 I want you to not set up meetings with your father, okay? 641 00:36:34,403 --> 00:36:36,363 I keep seeing his smug, condescending face. 642 00:36:36,446 --> 00:36:37,990 It makes it hard to have sex with his daughter. 643 00:36:38,073 --> 00:36:40,158 I was just trying to help. 644 00:36:40,242 --> 00:36:43,579 And since you asked, less pressure on the balls, okay? 645 00:36:44,121 --> 00:36:45,622 A little goes a long way down there. 646 00:36:48,292 --> 00:36:49,543 Goddamn it. 647 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:52,171 I remember 648 00:36:53,338 --> 00:36:57,134 I remember Don't worry, worry 649 00:36:58,218 --> 00:37:01,430 How could I ever forget? 650 00:37:01,513 --> 00:37:03,932 It was the first time 651 00:37:05,726 --> 00:37:09,563 The last time that we ever met 652 00:37:12,858 --> 00:37:19,656 Oh, and I know the reason why You keep this silence up 653 00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:21,366 Up, up 654 00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:24,953 No, you don't fool me 655 00:37:25,037 --> 00:37:30,292 'Cause the hurt doesn't show But the pain still grows 656 00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:33,003 It's no stranger to you and me 657 00:37:34,129 --> 00:37:38,133 I'd been feeling a little bit off, but then when he tried to, you know… 658 00:37:40,052 --> 00:37:41,136 - Yeah? - Get in there. 659 00:37:41,678 --> 00:37:42,679 That's when I knew. 660 00:37:43,764 --> 00:37:44,765 Menopause. 661 00:37:44,848 --> 00:37:45,849 Yeah. 662 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,691 Keep this in your purse. 663 00:37:56,652 --> 00:37:59,279 Especially if you're gonna keep hooking up with random guys in cars. 664 00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:02,324 I don't understand. You just carry lube around with you? 665 00:38:02,407 --> 00:38:04,576 Yeah, you gotta be prepared. 666 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,537 And on my meds, it's just… 667 00:38:07,037 --> 00:38:10,207 It makes it, like, drier than Death Valley down there. 668 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:13,252 As much as I'd like to hear more about that, 669 00:38:13,335 --> 00:38:17,381 I texted you because one of the music teachers from Mayfield 670 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:20,425 got a touring gig and is leaving for the rest of the semester, 671 00:38:20,509 --> 00:38:22,678 and they need a replacement. 672 00:38:23,262 --> 00:38:24,471 I'm not a teacher. 673 00:38:25,264 --> 00:38:27,683 Yeah, you're a professional musician, which is even better. 674 00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:29,601 No, I don't know. 675 00:38:30,394 --> 00:38:32,646 'Cause on my best day, it's like… 676 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,983 You wouldn't necessarily call me Mayfield material. 677 00:38:36,525 --> 00:38:38,652 And that is not a bad thing. 'Cause ew. 678 00:38:38,735 --> 00:38:41,363 You said you wanted more independence. 679 00:38:41,446 --> 00:38:42,948 Speaking as a therapist… 680 00:38:43,031 --> 00:38:44,199 An unemployed therapist. 681 00:38:44,283 --> 00:38:45,826 - By choice. - Really? 682 00:38:45,909 --> 00:38:47,744 I'm actually writing a book. 683 00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:49,746 What's it about? 684 00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:50,831 No, don't try to do that. 685 00:38:50,914 --> 00:38:55,502 We're talking about you and independence, which requires confidence. 686 00:38:55,586 --> 00:38:57,880 And confidence comes from activation. 687 00:39:00,007 --> 00:39:02,176 You're doing so great. You're staying on your meds, 688 00:39:02,259 --> 00:39:05,888 you're regulated, you're showing up to work. 689 00:39:07,181 --> 00:39:09,141 Don't you think you're ready for a new challenge? 690 00:39:09,224 --> 00:39:11,310 Besides, you're never gonna get your own place 691 00:39:11,393 --> 00:39:13,145 based on what they pay you here. 692 00:39:13,228 --> 00:39:16,607 Well, I thought I would just marry rich, you know, like everyone else does. 693 00:39:16,690 --> 00:39:18,108 Yeah, that's a much better idea. 694 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:26,450 Just do me a favor and don't mention the perimenopause thing to Coop. 695 00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:28,035 It's nothing to be ashamed of. 696 00:39:28,118 --> 00:39:29,119 No, I know. 697 00:39:30,204 --> 00:39:31,330 I just feel like 698 00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:35,167 I'm getting older and he's just 699 00:39:37,085 --> 00:39:39,671 getting better and better looking. 700 00:39:53,602 --> 00:39:56,146 Hey, Barney. It's Coop. Again. 701 00:39:56,772 --> 00:39:59,733 Thought maybe I'd run into you at the club, but no dice. 702 00:39:59,816 --> 00:40:01,693 Give me a call. We should probably talk. 703 00:40:02,736 --> 00:40:04,112 Yes, that sounds great. 704 00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:06,532 Yeah, and I just wanna make sure 705 00:40:06,615 --> 00:40:09,201 you're aware that I have no formal teaching experience. 706 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,829 Oh, you have? Oh, that's nice. 707 00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:15,457 Yeah, I play there four nights a week. 708 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:18,210 Yeah, great. 709 00:40:19,169 --> 00:40:20,587 Yes, I will be there. 710 00:40:21,755 --> 00:40:24,132 Okay. Bye. 711 00:40:26,134 --> 00:40:27,219 What was all that about? 712 00:40:27,928 --> 00:40:30,222 That was about me being a music teacher. 713 00:40:30,973 --> 00:40:31,974 Guitar lessons? 714 00:40:32,057 --> 00:40:36,228 No. They're looking for an interim teacher at Mayfield till the end of the year. 715 00:40:36,311 --> 00:40:38,146 Mayfield? You've never taught before. 716 00:40:38,230 --> 00:40:39,356 That's what I said. 717 00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:41,358 But Mel already went to the head of school, 718 00:40:41,441 --> 00:40:44,611 and apparently she's seen me perform at The Tap, so… 719 00:40:45,487 --> 00:40:46,613 I got an interview. 720 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,491 Wow, that's great. 721 00:40:50,075 --> 00:40:51,869 You look nice. Where you going? Got a hot date? 722 00:40:51,952 --> 00:40:53,871 No. Party. 723 00:40:53,954 --> 00:40:55,247 Anyone I know? 724 00:40:55,330 --> 00:40:57,708 No. In fact, no one I know. Do you wanna come? 725 00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,042 Can I wear this? 726 00:40:59,126 --> 00:41:00,961 - No. - Then no. 727 00:41:01,044 --> 00:41:03,088 - Are you sure? - Yes. Hard pass. 728 00:41:03,589 --> 00:41:04,798 One of us is gonna regret it. 729 00:41:04,882 --> 00:41:05,924 Well, probably you. 730 00:41:06,008 --> 00:41:07,342 No, it's probably gonna be you. 731 00:41:07,426 --> 00:41:08,719 Well, no, it's gonna be you. 732 00:41:08,802 --> 00:41:09,803 Mostly you. Bye. 733 00:41:09,887 --> 00:41:11,638 Bye! 734 00:41:12,264 --> 00:41:13,557 It's gonna be you. 735 00:42:17,079 --> 00:42:19,164 This place is incredible. 736 00:42:19,248 --> 00:42:21,959 I mean, the juxtapositions are really thoughtful. 737 00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:25,420 The plaster, the flooring, the fixtures, it's all the original masonry. 738 00:42:25,504 --> 00:42:27,965 How you doing? Hi, hi, hi. 739 00:42:28,048 --> 00:42:30,259 So has anyone seen our host for the evening? 740 00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:31,718 Dying to meet him. 741 00:42:31,802 --> 00:42:33,220 He's gonna be bald and ugly. 742 00:42:33,303 --> 00:42:34,429 You saw him? 743 00:42:34,513 --> 00:42:36,390 No, but he's gotta be compensating for something. 744 00:42:36,473 --> 00:42:37,850 Yeah, having too much money. 745 00:42:39,184 --> 00:42:41,019 Mel, has Tori heard from Princeton yet? 746 00:42:41,812 --> 00:42:43,814 - Any day now. - That must be so nerve-wracking. 747 00:42:43,897 --> 00:42:44,982 You have no idea. 748 00:42:46,275 --> 00:42:47,943 What about Chelsea, Jules? 749 00:42:48,026 --> 00:42:50,153 Chelsea went with early decision at Duke. 750 00:42:51,530 --> 00:42:52,906 It's not what Brad and I would've chosen, 751 00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:56,243 but they have a great tennis team, and it's what Chelsea wanted. 752 00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:58,120 That's good. 753 00:42:58,787 --> 00:43:00,747 - Wait, is that him? - Lovely to meet you. Enjoy yourselves. 754 00:43:00,831 --> 00:43:02,749 - Plenty of bars. - Wow. Thank you. 755 00:43:03,917 --> 00:43:05,752 - Oh, hey. How's it going? - That's him. 756 00:43:06,712 --> 00:43:09,047 You were right, Suze. He's really ugly, isn't he? 757 00:43:09,131 --> 00:43:11,675 I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. 758 00:43:12,801 --> 00:43:14,344 That's not what he'd be eating in my bed. 759 00:43:14,428 --> 00:43:16,138 Oh, yeah, get it. 760 00:43:16,221 --> 00:43:17,848 I bet he has a very small dick. 761 00:43:17,931 --> 00:43:19,349 Absolutely. 762 00:43:19,433 --> 00:43:22,436 Ladies! Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome. 763 00:43:22,519 --> 00:43:25,689 Owen Ashe. My friends just call me Ashe. Thank you for coming. 764 00:43:25,772 --> 00:43:27,191 Your house is stunning. 765 00:43:27,274 --> 00:43:28,317 Thank you. 766 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,944 It has to be to compensate for my very small dick. 767 00:43:32,404 --> 00:43:33,405 Right? 768 00:43:35,199 --> 00:43:36,408 Oops. 769 00:43:36,491 --> 00:43:37,868 That was… 770 00:43:37,951 --> 00:43:39,828 - Sorry. - Yeah, that's… No worries. 771 00:43:48,295 --> 00:43:50,631 - Uh-huh. - Okay, okay. What's your name? 772 00:43:50,714 --> 00:43:52,925 - Kat Resnick. - Kat, very nice to meet you. 773 00:43:54,593 --> 00:43:56,428 Excuse me. Enjoy yourselves, please. 774 00:43:56,512 --> 00:43:58,388 I'm really looking forward to getting to know all of you. 775 00:43:59,097 --> 00:44:01,016 Sam! You made it. 776 00:44:01,099 --> 00:44:02,267 The place looks great. 777 00:44:02,351 --> 00:44:04,603 How did you do all this so fast? 778 00:44:04,686 --> 00:44:06,647 How did I do all this? I have a team. 779 00:44:06,730 --> 00:44:08,899 - Of course you do. - Come on, let's get you a drink. 780 00:44:08,982 --> 00:44:11,610 Oh, thanks, but I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you. 781 00:44:11,693 --> 00:44:12,903 I'm not staying. 782 00:44:13,445 --> 00:44:16,240 What? What do you mean you're not staying? Of course you're staying. 783 00:44:16,323 --> 00:44:17,741 You're my only friend in Westmont Village. 784 00:44:17,824 --> 00:44:19,493 You can't leave me with all these people. Come on. 785 00:44:19,576 --> 00:44:23,163 These people will love you, but I just don't have it in me 786 00:44:23,247 --> 00:44:26,500 to deal with all the withering mean girl stares tonight. 787 00:44:28,085 --> 00:44:30,087 Oh, they don't love you. 788 00:44:30,754 --> 00:44:32,589 I burned some bridges. 789 00:44:32,673 --> 00:44:37,386 Well, take it from someone who's elevated bridge burning to an art form, 790 00:44:37,469 --> 00:44:38,929 there's always another way across. 791 00:44:39,012 --> 00:44:41,223 - Come on, one drink. - No. Yeah, I'm gonna go. 792 00:44:41,306 --> 00:44:42,432 Are you sure? 793 00:44:42,516 --> 00:44:43,517 No. 794 00:44:53,110 --> 00:44:54,945 - Door. - Thank you. 795 00:45:04,162 --> 00:45:05,414 - Oh, God. Sorry. - Sorry. 796 00:45:05,497 --> 00:45:06,665 Hi. 797 00:45:07,457 --> 00:45:09,334 Don't worry, I'm leaving. 798 00:45:12,129 --> 00:45:13,130 I wasn't worried. 799 00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:14,506 Imagine my relief. 800 00:45:30,439 --> 00:45:33,025 You haven't said anything about the meeting with my father. 801 00:45:33,108 --> 00:45:37,404 The man just cannot hide his disappointment. 802 00:45:37,487 --> 00:45:38,488 In you? 803 00:45:39,323 --> 00:45:41,783 In you. For marrying me. 804 00:45:41,867 --> 00:45:44,453 No, that's just his face. 805 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,624 Did he get into any specifics? 806 00:45:48,707 --> 00:45:52,002 Why are you pushing this so hard? 807 00:45:53,837 --> 00:45:55,631 No reason. No reason. 808 00:45:56,381 --> 00:45:57,633 But also… 809 00:45:59,676 --> 00:46:03,764 in completely unrelated news, I'm pregnant. 810 00:46:05,098 --> 00:46:06,099 You… 811 00:46:09,478 --> 00:46:12,064 Are you sure it's… 812 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,317 It's mine, right? I… 813 00:46:19,655 --> 00:46:20,864 Does it… 814 00:46:21,949 --> 00:46:24,159 Does it feel like a boy? 815 00:46:27,538 --> 00:46:28,997 Get me the fuck away from this fish. 816 00:46:29,081 --> 00:46:30,666 - I can't, I can't. - Okay. 817 00:46:45,556 --> 00:46:46,598 Hey. 818 00:46:46,682 --> 00:46:48,225 - Hi, guys. - You think that what? 819 00:46:48,308 --> 00:46:50,269 Can I borrow her for a second? 820 00:46:50,352 --> 00:46:52,688 - Sorry. Yeah, just… - Uh-oh. 821 00:46:52,771 --> 00:46:54,064 - Good luck. - Hi. 822 00:46:54,147 --> 00:46:56,692 Question… 823 00:46:57,568 --> 00:47:00,571 Why didn't you tell me about this teaching thing at Mayfield? 824 00:47:02,155 --> 00:47:03,407 You're not a musician. 825 00:47:03,907 --> 00:47:06,285 Ali is not good with that kind of schedule. 826 00:47:06,368 --> 00:47:07,452 How do you know? 827 00:47:07,536 --> 00:47:09,121 She's been doing great, hasn't she? 828 00:47:09,204 --> 00:47:11,874 Yes, and I would like her to keep doing great. 829 00:47:11,957 --> 00:47:14,376 She's not a child, Coop. 830 00:47:14,459 --> 00:47:17,045 She's a 40-year-old woman who'd like to do something with her life. 831 00:47:17,129 --> 00:47:18,505 She's gonna screw this up. 832 00:47:18,589 --> 00:47:21,508 Maybe. And maybe you have to let her. 833 00:47:21,592 --> 00:47:24,219 You should've come to me first. 834 00:47:25,262 --> 00:47:26,805 Stop trying to parent her. 835 00:47:26,889 --> 00:47:29,141 Just be her brother. 836 00:47:29,224 --> 00:47:31,685 Thank you for that completely unsolicited piece of advice. 837 00:47:33,979 --> 00:47:35,063 Jesus. 838 00:47:35,147 --> 00:47:36,857 Okay. Wow. 839 00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:38,734 Well, she seemed delightful. 840 00:47:38,817 --> 00:47:40,569 To everyone else but me. 841 00:47:41,570 --> 00:47:42,571 Owen Ashe, I presume. 842 00:47:42,654 --> 00:47:45,240 - Oh, Ashe, please. - Wow, nice to meet… 843 00:47:45,324 --> 00:47:46,325 Andrew Cooper. Coop. 844 00:47:46,408 --> 00:47:49,786 Coop. Your reputation precedes you. 845 00:47:50,370 --> 00:47:52,748 Wow. Well, I suppose that's my cross to bear. 846 00:47:52,831 --> 00:47:54,750 Cross to bear? Hey, take it from me, 847 00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:56,710 it's those experiences, the ones that challenge you, 848 00:47:56,793 --> 00:47:59,296 and threaten you, and… humiliate you 849 00:47:59,379 --> 00:48:01,465 that ultimately make your life worth living. 850 00:48:01,548 --> 00:48:03,800 Otherwise we'd all medicate ourselves into bored oblivion 851 00:48:03,884 --> 00:48:06,720 until there's no reason to get our catatonic asses out of bed anymore. 852 00:48:06,803 --> 00:48:08,597 Hey, you were arrested for murder. 853 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,766 I mean, how many people can claim that? 854 00:48:10,849 --> 00:48:13,477 - Most murderers. - Right. 855 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,188 So is there a Mrs. Ashe I should be saying thank you to? 856 00:48:16,271 --> 00:48:18,315 No. No. 857 00:48:18,398 --> 00:48:19,900 Divorced? 858 00:48:20,526 --> 00:48:21,527 Widowed. 859 00:48:21,610 --> 00:48:22,903 Jesus. I'm so sorry. 860 00:48:22,986 --> 00:48:24,488 - No. Thank you, thank you. - Oh, God… 861 00:48:24,571 --> 00:48:27,157 It's been eight years and I miss her every day. 862 00:48:27,241 --> 00:48:30,702 But I'll tell you something, that woman, she taught me how to live. 863 00:48:31,703 --> 00:48:34,456 Well, what is it you do for a living? 864 00:48:34,540 --> 00:48:37,918 I'm in import/export. Freight consolidation. 865 00:48:38,001 --> 00:48:39,837 What about you? I assume you're in some kind of finance. 866 00:48:40,420 --> 00:48:43,048 Yeah. I run a small family office. 867 00:48:43,131 --> 00:48:44,800 That's suitably vague. 868 00:48:44,883 --> 00:48:46,343 Kind of like import/export. 869 00:48:48,470 --> 00:48:49,805 Hey, you're empty. We can't have that. 870 00:48:49,888 --> 00:48:52,558 Can we get two whiskeys here, please? Good stuff. 871 00:48:52,641 --> 00:48:53,851 Thank you, thank you. 872 00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:05,821 I've seen that look. 873 00:49:05,904 --> 00:49:08,365 - You have? So you got one? - Oh, yeah. I got one of those. 874 00:49:08,448 --> 00:49:10,617 - Yeah, that's a tough one. - At least it gets worse. 875 00:49:10,701 --> 00:49:11,869 Something to look forward to. 876 00:49:16,874 --> 00:49:20,169 You gotta let me geek out for a second. I used to love watching you play. 877 00:49:20,252 --> 00:49:21,420 - Your form… Listen… - No. 878 00:49:21,503 --> 00:49:24,882 …every line, every movement, your shot was a fucking thing of beauty. 879 00:49:24,965 --> 00:49:26,758 - Thanks, man. I appreciate it. - It was. 880 00:49:26,842 --> 00:49:28,302 And I joined your gym, by the way. 881 00:49:28,385 --> 00:49:31,138 You got a great thing going on there. I love the vibe. It's a great package. 882 00:49:31,221 --> 00:49:32,222 Are you opening more? 883 00:49:32,306 --> 00:49:35,392 We just closed on the financing for two new locations. 884 00:49:35,475 --> 00:49:38,896 Two new locations? You gotta be thinking bigger than that. 885 00:49:38,979 --> 00:49:41,773 Look, if you don't mind me saying, you're having a moment right now. 886 00:49:41,857 --> 00:49:43,817 You're a beloved athlete. You're on television. 887 00:49:43,901 --> 00:49:47,154 I saw the new segment, "Off Brandes." It's fucking great. You're gonna blow up. 888 00:49:47,237 --> 00:49:50,240 As for the gym, I mean, fuck the banks. 889 00:49:50,324 --> 00:49:53,202 You don't wanna have to deal with those shitty covenants. I'd invest in you. 890 00:49:53,285 --> 00:49:56,580 In your brand. We could be opening 40 strong-ass gyms by next year. 891 00:49:56,663 --> 00:49:58,207 I'll get you up to 250 the year after that. 892 00:49:58,290 --> 00:50:00,209 - Shit. - Yeah. 893 00:50:00,292 --> 00:50:01,877 - What, am I going too fast? - A little bit. 894 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,337 - It's okay. - Oh, okay, okay. 895 00:50:03,420 --> 00:50:04,713 I get carried away. I get excited. 896 00:50:04,796 --> 00:50:07,966 - You're gonna have to stop me. Listen. - I'm here for it, though. I like it. 897 00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:10,385 I know how to do this. I have the resources. 898 00:50:10,469 --> 00:50:12,387 If you wanna go national, just give me a call. 899 00:50:12,471 --> 00:50:13,472 I'd love to get involved. 900 00:50:13,555 --> 00:50:16,058 Hey, man, I'm always open to a new business opportunity. 901 00:50:16,141 --> 00:50:18,393 Oh, I know it. Go check out my bathrooms. 902 00:50:18,477 --> 00:50:20,854 I got 15 toilets in this place, and they're all your Luxos MTs. 903 00:50:20,938 --> 00:50:23,106 - Stop it. - Every one of them. 904 00:50:23,190 --> 00:50:24,942 Hey, a man after my own heart. 905 00:50:25,025 --> 00:50:27,861 That's great timing actually because, uh, nature's calling. 906 00:50:29,029 --> 00:50:30,030 To more strong-ass gyms. 907 00:50:30,113 --> 00:50:31,532 To more. Many more. More than two. 908 00:50:31,615 --> 00:50:33,450 - Come on, come on. Go big. - Yeah. 909 00:50:33,534 --> 00:50:35,577 I'm going big. 910 00:50:36,328 --> 00:50:37,871 - We haven't officially met. - Hey. 911 00:50:37,955 --> 00:50:40,123 Barney Choi, I manage Nick's money, 912 00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:43,877 as well as a handful of other high net worth people out here. 913 00:50:43,961 --> 00:50:46,004 Happy to help with anything you might need. 914 00:50:46,088 --> 00:50:48,966 Hey, great. Always one-stop shopping around here. I love it. 915 00:50:49,049 --> 00:50:50,050 Barney, is it? 916 00:50:50,133 --> 00:50:51,885 Yeah, well, give me a little time to get my bearings, 917 00:50:51,969 --> 00:50:53,262 and you and I should have dinner. 918 00:50:53,345 --> 00:50:54,847 I've been looking for some new opportunities. 919 00:50:54,930 --> 00:50:56,473 - I'm your man. - Great. 920 00:51:53,530 --> 00:51:55,240 Go ahead Go ahead 921 00:51:55,324 --> 00:51:56,992 Go ahead Go rock back 922 00:51:57,075 --> 00:51:58,535 Get that Go ahead 923 00:51:58,619 --> 00:52:00,537 Go ahead, now Baby, go ahead 924 00:52:00,621 --> 00:52:02,331 You got it You got it 925 00:52:02,414 --> 00:52:04,082 Go ahead That's it 926 00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:05,250 You got it Go ahead 927 00:52:09,296 --> 00:52:11,089 Go ahead Go ahead 928 00:52:12,132 --> 00:52:14,760 Right Gotta dance with her ass out 929 00:52:14,843 --> 00:52:16,178 From the front to the back, now 930 00:52:16,678 --> 00:52:18,305 From the side to the side, now 931 00:52:18,388 --> 00:52:19,765 To the other side Rock now 932 00:52:20,307 --> 00:52:21,725 Out of breath Real quick now 933 00:52:45,332 --> 00:52:46,750 Hey. Where's Lisa tonight? 934 00:52:46,834 --> 00:52:51,421 You know, she's taking selfies in Milan, or Paris, or… 935 00:52:52,214 --> 00:52:53,590 Still? 936 00:52:53,674 --> 00:52:57,177 Yeah. Turns out fashion week is not actually a week. 937 00:52:57,261 --> 00:53:00,055 Hey, sweetheart, can you please get me another cocktail? 938 00:53:00,138 --> 00:53:01,807 Or maybe it's time we called it a night. 939 00:53:02,516 --> 00:53:04,226 Gordy, you get me another drink. 940 00:53:04,893 --> 00:53:06,395 I'm not getting involved. 941 00:53:06,478 --> 00:53:08,313 Fine. I will get it myself. 942 00:53:08,397 --> 00:53:09,565 Diane, come on. 943 00:53:09,648 --> 00:53:11,358 - Okay. No. No! - Let's get you home. 944 00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:13,443 Diane… 945 00:53:31,587 --> 00:53:33,547 There comes a moment at every soiree 946 00:53:33,630 --> 00:53:37,676 when it falls upon the host to decide if the night has ended… 947 00:53:41,471 --> 00:53:43,807 or if it's just beginning. 948 00:53:50,939 --> 00:53:51,940 Everybody in! 949 00:53:52,983 --> 00:53:54,109 Yeah! 950 00:53:57,905 --> 00:53:59,448 Turn up the music! 951 00:54:08,582 --> 00:54:10,083 What is going on? 952 00:54:12,211 --> 00:54:13,587 Thought we were fighting. 953 00:54:14,713 --> 00:54:15,923 We're not fighting. 954 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:21,637 But if we were fighting, you would… 955 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,555 - No, Coop. No, Coop. - …you would lose. 956 00:54:23,639 --> 00:54:24,681 - No! No! - Yes. 957 00:54:24,765 --> 00:54:27,184 - Coop, you're gonna… - Bye. 958 00:54:59,925 --> 00:55:01,301 You've been avoiding me. 959 00:55:04,012 --> 00:55:05,097 It was a lot to process. 960 00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:07,015 Yeah. 961 00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:14,147 Why didn't you take your job at Bailey back? 962 00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:18,902 The truth is, I don't really know. 963 00:55:19,862 --> 00:55:23,991 I… I accepted the offer, 964 00:55:24,658 --> 00:55:26,660 and I'm pretty sure I meant it when I said it. 965 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,956 But something happened to me when I walked outta that building. 966 00:55:31,039 --> 00:55:33,792 I just thought that if I took that offer, 967 00:55:34,376 --> 00:55:37,087 then everything would go right back to the way it was. 968 00:55:37,171 --> 00:55:40,924 That I would go right back to the way I was. 969 00:55:41,592 --> 00:55:43,760 And you didn't like the way it was? 970 00:55:43,844 --> 00:55:44,970 I thought I did. 971 00:55:47,556 --> 00:55:48,807 Turns out I didn't. 972 00:55:50,058 --> 00:55:54,438 Well, this all sounds very existential. 973 00:55:56,565 --> 00:55:57,900 I don't know if it's profound 974 00:55:57,983 --> 00:56:00,569 or you're just swallowing your own bullshit, 975 00:56:00,652 --> 00:56:01,653 but either way… 976 00:56:03,572 --> 00:56:04,573 I want in. 977 00:56:06,783 --> 00:56:08,118 What? Why? 978 00:56:09,828 --> 00:56:11,538 'Cause fuck my father-in-law. 979 00:56:13,373 --> 00:56:15,209 Okay. 980 00:56:19,087 --> 00:56:21,048 Grace is pregnant. 981 00:56:23,509 --> 00:56:24,760 - Wow. - Yeah. 982 00:56:27,387 --> 00:56:29,515 Congratulations. 983 00:56:36,522 --> 00:56:39,233 Barney getting involved was a terrible idea. 984 00:56:39,316 --> 00:56:41,610 But that night, as we sat in our drenched clothing, 985 00:56:41,693 --> 00:56:44,154 happily wasted on a stranger's top-shelf booze, 986 00:56:44,238 --> 00:56:45,989 watching our friends and neighbors party 987 00:56:46,073 --> 00:56:48,700 like they were living in an F. Scott Fitzgerald fever dream. 988 00:56:49,284 --> 00:56:53,622 For the first time in a while, the future seemed, well, promising. 989 00:56:54,164 --> 00:56:56,667 And maybe it was the painkillers mixing with the booze, 990 00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:58,836 or maybe it was sheer stupidity, 991 00:56:58,919 --> 00:57:02,005 but in that moment, I was just drunk enough to believe it.