1 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,829 Back when I was working at Bailey Russell, 2 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:40,499 I would start rolling calls at 7:30 in the morning. 3 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:48,757 One of the perks of being a thief was that there was no one to call. 4 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,772 And now, for the first time in my life, 5 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:06,483 I had more empty hours than I knew what to do with. 6 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:25,335 You're good. 7 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:41,560 It was quiet. 8 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,565 And I had never done well with quiet. 9 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:50,360 I've never seen Peeping Tom. 10 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,029 - Ben. - You'd love it, Ben. You're the Peeper. 11 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,280 Let me tell you 12 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,449 - what the basic premise of this movie is. - Please. 13 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:58,410 It's a guy who's obsessed with the look on people's faces 14 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,120 when they know they're about to die. 15 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:04,082 He's a cameraman, and he builds a blade into one of the legs of his tripod. 16 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:06,460 Mel used to complain that I was never present in my own life. 17 00:02:08,669 --> 00:02:12,674 And with all this free time, I somehow still wasn't. 18 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,676 You're late. 19 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:15,802 Sorry. 20 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,638 Is that a Bacon? 21 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,224 It's a print. 22 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:28,482 So, you're processing hundreds of thousands' worth of merchandise. 23 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:29,691 How do you convert it? 24 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,111 I have a guy. A fence. 25 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,404 And you trust him? 26 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:35,614 To a point, yeah. 27 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,867 It's not like I can put my business up for bid. 28 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,703 - I should meet him. - Yeah, that's not happening. 29 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,039 I haven't met him either, if it makes you feel better. 30 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,415 Thanks. It doesn't. 31 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,751 Coop, you're light. All right? 32 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,629 You know your net carry has to be in seven figures to cover your nut. 33 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:55,008 You're gonna have to be more productive. Bigger jobs or more of them. 34 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:56,468 We're disciplined. 35 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:01,056 We hit 14 houses across the county over the last year without incident 36 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:04,393 because we only target things that won't be missed. 37 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:07,104 Our whole business plan is based on people not realizing they were robbed. 38 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,940 - How are you showing income? - Why do we have to show income? 39 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,359 - Some of us pay taxes. - I pay taxes! 40 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,444 Don't get bent out of shape, all right? I'm trying to help you. 41 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,697 - I didn't ask for your help. - Doesn't mean you don't need it. 42 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:17,906 Where are you parking your money? 43 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:20,409 I have small accounts at a few different banks. 44 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:21,910 Oh, good. So, there's a paper trail? 45 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:23,495 Is he always like this? 46 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:24,997 No. Sometimes he overreacts. 47 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,623 Look, Coop, just… just humor me, all right? 48 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:30,502 So, just tell me, what was the plan for when big ticket items come up? 49 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:32,713 You can't pay Princeton with a brown bag of cash. 50 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:36,175 Come on, Coop. You know all this. What did you think you were gonna do? 51 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,093 It was only supposed to be a stopgap measure. 52 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:39,177 So, what happened? 53 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,888 Turns out, we're good at it. 54 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:43,932 Not from where I'm standing. 55 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:45,767 Fuck you! Why is he even here? 56 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,060 - Why am I here? - Yeah. 57 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:49,021 I'm here for him, all right? 58 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:52,608 Because I was keeping him out of trouble long before you ever came along. 59 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:53,942 We're gonna have to wash the money. 60 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:55,027 Oh, you're gonna wash it? 61 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,696 That means make it seem like it comes from legitimate sources. 62 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,698 Yeah, I know what money laundering is, 63 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:02,993 I'm just shocked that a tight-ass suit like you knows how to do it. 64 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,745 You know, I liked you a lot better 65 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,788 when you were just Nick's inappropriately hot housekeeper. 66 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:07,873 Hey! 67 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:08,957 Coop… 68 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,587 you remember Brett Sutter from my PwC days? 69 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,088 Didn't he get fired? 70 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:19,468 Well, he left to work with less palatable clients, right? 71 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,762 The kind that primarily deal in untraceable funds. 72 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,388 I'm pretty sure he can set us up. 73 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,432 Now, we convert the cash into crypto, 74 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,851 tumble it between wallets and generate fake invoices 75 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,978 to create evidence of a legitimate revenue stream. 76 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,648 Congratulations, I'm your business manager again. 77 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:34,358 What's his end? 78 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,110 I don't know. My guess, 20%. 79 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,154 Twenty percent? Fuck that. 80 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:40,239 That's off the gross. 81 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:43,825 Listen, if you guys wanna trust some scumbag with your money, that's fine. 82 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:46,119 He's not coming anywhere near mine. 83 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,668 Well, she's a bright ray of sunshine, isn't she? 84 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:53,836 Barney, what are you doing? 85 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:55,754 What are you talking about? 86 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,339 You shouldn't be getting involved in this. 87 00:04:58,465 --> 00:04:59,925 You were my biggest client. 88 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:03,220 Are you looking to get back into legitimate business anytime soon? 89 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,680 No. 90 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:08,016 Then I'm getting involved. 91 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,268 I'll set the meeting. 92 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,230 Hello? 93 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,148 - We're going to be late. - Good morning. 94 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,567 No, you're not. You're never late. 95 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:25,320 Hey, are you gonna check your admissions portal today? 96 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:28,115 - Why? - What do you mean, "why"? 97 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,117 You're supposed to hear from Princeton any day now. 98 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,326 Okay, Mom. 99 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,412 Don't "Okay, Mom" me. 100 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:34,913 Okay, Mom. 101 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,666 - All right, I see what you did there. - Did you? 102 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,626 Irony is your love language. 103 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,211 And I love you too. 104 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,891 And then, depression set in. 105 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,468 Fuck. 106 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,683 No, no. You don't wanna see that. 107 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,643 It's split-level and dated. 108 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,231 Holly, can you give me a second? 109 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:09,484 Esperanza, can you get that? 110 00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:11,612 We're in the bath, Miss Samantha! 111 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:16,491 Well, I went to a… a dinner party there two years ago, 112 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:20,329 and the space felt really great and big and open. 113 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:22,706 Okay. Great. 114 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,334 I will see you there tomorrow. 115 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,754 9:30. Right. Text me your coffee order. 116 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,006 - All right. Bye. - New business? 117 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,966 - Yeah. - Hell yeah. 118 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,968 Thanks for that. And for this. 119 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:37,012 Hey, it's just my way of saying "Thank you." 120 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:38,972 It's a pretty big bouquet. 121 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:40,641 It's a pretty big house. 122 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,312 Owen, you're very charming… 123 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,563 And humble. Right? 124 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:48,982 But I'm not going to date you. 125 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:53,278 Wow. Usually people wait for me to ask them out before they turn me down. 126 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,489 Look, I could see how I might seem to you 127 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,242 like someone who has their life together and, I mean… 128 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,701 No. Not really. 129 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,454 Well, everything you've been through, I'm sure you're a hot mess. 130 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:05,082 - Well, that's a fair assessment. - And it's very sexy. 131 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,126 So you just figured I was vulnerable, and lonely, and horny, 132 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,087 and desperate to please? 133 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,464 No, that's me. 134 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,219 No, I figured you'd have no patience for bullshit. 135 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:21,056 And you'd be open and honest with me, the way no one else around here is. 136 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,892 Well, I appreciate that. 137 00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:27,479 And in that spirit, I'd just like to reiterate 138 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:30,274 - that I am not going to date… - And you're so hot. 139 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,568 It's crazy, really. We can't deny that. 140 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:36,613 Thank you. But sadly, I am a committed spinster now. 141 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,533 I get it, really I do. I do. 142 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,493 Now, just give me a minute 'cause I'm gonna tell you 143 00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,287 all the reasons why that's a terrible idea. 144 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,746 - Okay. - Terrible idea. 145 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,081 - Good night. - Thirty seconds. 146 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,457 Good night, Owen. 147 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,628 It's Ashe. 148 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,442 You know that girl? 149 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:16,278 Started at Mayfield last week. 150 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,282 Her dad is the superrich guy who threw the thing Mom and Dad went to. 151 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,160 Is she your year? 152 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,661 Yeah. 153 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:27,956 Well, go talk to her. 154 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:30,959 Why? 155 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:33,378 Because she's alone and it's what people do. 156 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,758 She looks busy. 157 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,220 Hey! New girl! 158 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:42,930 This is Hunter. 159 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,473 Do you wanna talk to him? 160 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,520 You're welcome. 161 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,539 Hunter Cooper, right? 162 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,541 I think we have bio together. 163 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,878 I'm Delilah Ashe. 164 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,964 Your sister is a lot, huh? 165 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,508 She's also kind of a know-it-all. 166 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:20,592 And surprisingly messy. 167 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,344 There's like, hair, everywhere. 168 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,428 All the time. 169 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,267 What are you drawing? 170 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,020 You. 171 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,232 - That's really good. - Thanks. 172 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,733 Where were you before this? 173 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,026 Schloss Krumbach. 174 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,945 It's a boarding school in Austria. 175 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,864 Why Austria? 176 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:44,032 No idea. You'd have to ask my father. 177 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:47,160 And I'm the last person who's gonna cape for Austria. 178 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,621 Shitty food and German is an impossible language. 179 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,708 So why'd you move here? 180 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,042 As far as I can tell, 181 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:57,629 my father's decided to try his hand at actually being a parent. 182 00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:58,881 And I guess step one is, 183 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:02,759 like, completely uprooting and disrupting your daughter's life. 184 00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:07,306 - And your mom? - She died when I was eight. 185 00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:11,435 I'm sorry. 186 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:17,065 Yeah, the dead mother is kind of a conversation killer. 187 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,696 Are you here alone? 188 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:26,158 No. All my new friends should be getting here any second. 189 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,165 So are you gonna sit down, or what? 190 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:41,632 Hey. 191 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,343 What are you doing? We have a court in ten minutes. 192 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,427 You have your racket? 193 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:47,679 Maybe put on some clothes? 194 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,974 Come on, Dad. Princeton has already made its decision. 195 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,143 Okay, one more session isn't gonna make a difference. 196 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:55,979 I'm not worried about Princeton. I'm worried about me. 197 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,525 All right, you're gonna go away to college and I'm gonna lose my tennis buddy. 198 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:00,943 Come on. Let's… 199 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,694 Do not start acting like Mom. 200 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:05,030 She starts to cry every time she looks at me now. 201 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,366 Well, that's just abject disappointment. 202 00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:08,659 Fair. 203 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,288 Can't we just stay here and do this instead? 204 00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:16,041 And by this you mean nothing? 205 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,960 Exactly. But with intention. 206 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,771 I think I'm still hungover from Ashe's party. 207 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,273 Is that possible? 208 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,233 Of course it is. We're old as fuck. 209 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,485 My liver definitely is. 210 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,946 Shut your pretty young mouth. 211 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,823 Let us hags speak. 212 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,367 Excuse you, but I am the mother of an almost five-year-old. 213 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,161 Oh, sorry in advance for the birthday party tomorrow, guys. 214 00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,955 It is gonna be as tacky as they come. 215 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,373 That's on me. 216 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,500 You can take the girl out of Long Island, but… 217 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,130 Just keep the pool covered so Diane doesn't decide to take another swim. 218 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,381 Okay. 219 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,133 I know I should be mortified, all right. 220 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:10,429 But I don't remember anything that happened after meeting Mr. Ashe, so… 221 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,014 But him you remember. 222 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,974 He does make quite an impression. 223 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,600 Really? 224 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,603 Yeah. I'm gay, not blind. 225 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:22,274 You know, Mel, he is single. 226 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,650 No, thank you. 227 00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,319 Oh, come on, Mel. 228 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,404 It's been ages since you and Nick split. 229 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,906 Ashe is fresh meat. 230 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,449 No local baggage. 231 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,075 He's not my type. 232 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,453 Bullshit. He's everybody's type. 233 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:35,787 Come on, Mel. 234 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,789 Get you some horizontal refreshment. 235 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,461 You know with Tori off to college, you are one kid away from an empty nest. 236 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,630 We're not telling you to marry him, just have some fun. 237 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,465 Yeah, like that worked out so well the last time. 238 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,675 No one told you to move Nick into your house. 239 00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:51,678 You can't just put your vag on a shelf, Mel. 240 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,014 - What? - At our age, 241 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,058 it's a use it or lose it proposition. 242 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:59,853 I am exclusively focused on my book. 243 00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:01,647 I am like a monk. 244 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,357 You know those monks fuck each other. 245 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,441 What? 246 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,443 It's the robes. Easy access. 247 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:11,240 Is it weird that thinking about that is making me hungry? 248 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:13,157 - Yes. - I love you. 249 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,285 The buffet beckons. 250 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,625 Oh, geez. 251 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,002 Everything okay? 252 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,261 No. 253 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,726 I went on a date this last week 254 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:44,189 and my lady bits… 255 00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:46,650 I don't know how to talk about this. 256 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:50,487 They… I think it's normal, but… 257 00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:53,115 Oh, you bitch. You're just starting perimenopause? 258 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:56,159 I think so, right? 'Cause I can't sleep. 259 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:59,580 I'm sweating constantly, like, just drenched. 260 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:00,664 You're glowing. 261 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,332 I can't focus on my writing, 262 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,459 which could just be 'cause I suck at writing. 263 00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,086 But… 264 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:07,212 Help? 265 00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,256 Do hormone replacement therapy. 266 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,509 - Just like that? - No, it's totally safe. 267 00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:14,136 I don't know. 268 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:17,347 You might feel differently when you start punching random people in the face. 269 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:18,807 What do you mean? 270 00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:20,350 It happens. 271 00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:22,436 You will feel the urge to murder people. 272 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,605 I tried to strangle my brother at a barbecue. 273 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:26,231 - Why? - No reason. 274 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:29,735 It's a personal choice. 275 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:30,903 So, either take hormones 276 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:34,364 or count myself out sexually from here until forever? 277 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,449 No, of course not. 278 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:38,076 There's so many more people I would've had sex with. 279 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,245 You could do the MonaLisa Touch. 280 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:41,830 The Mona… what? 281 00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:45,083 It's a laser treatment to prevent vaginal atrophy. 282 00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:52,549 - Yeah. - Vaginal… 283 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,010 Yeah, helps with the dryness. It promotes collagen growth. 284 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:58,680 It's expensive, but you can happily fuck your way into your 70s. 285 00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:00,307 It just requires more maintenance. 286 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,100 Call my guy, I'm telling you. 287 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,145 Vaginal… 288 00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:06,813 - Atrophy. - …atrophy? 289 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,819 He'll fix you right up. 290 00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:20,536 Is that a medical term? 291 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,872 Hello. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Great to meet you. 292 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:25,874 Syrup on eggs? 293 00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,709 Don't food-shame me. 294 00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:30,546 You told me to lay off pancakes altogether. 295 00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:31,797 Well, that's not food-shaming. 296 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,048 It's fat-shaming. 297 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,051 That's okay, then, huh? 298 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,137 Oh, come on. Such a stellar role model. 299 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,056 - So good. - Oh, you think that's funny? 300 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,183 - You're gonna stuff pancakes in too? - Hi, Mel. 301 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,434 - Hey. - Jesus. 302 00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:45,561 Where were you? 303 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,354 I could've used some backup in the sauna. 304 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:51,733 Oh, I just got my annual keratin. 305 00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:53,610 So, two days before I can get my hair wet. 306 00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:54,903 Why, what'd I miss? 307 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,614 They were trying to pimp me out. 308 00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,491 Pimp… To whom? 309 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,454 - It's great to meet you. - Thank you. Glad you had a good time. 310 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,206 Yeah, we'll see you soon. I'm sure. 311 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,626 Yes. Yes, you should totally do that. 312 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:10,961 And by that, I mean him. 313 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,380 And by do, I mean fuck him so hard 314 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,923 until, like, things start to hurt. 315 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:17,259 - I get it. - Please, you know, for the rest of us. 316 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,385 I get it. Yep. 317 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,387 Your family is still eating. 318 00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:28,645 This whole gratuitously lavish buffet, and you're going for wheat toast. 319 00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:30,397 Want some cornflakes with that? 320 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,690 I'm a simple man. 321 00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:34,109 I think both of us know that's not true. 322 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:35,736 Yeah? How do you mean? 323 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:40,073 Well. I mean, even if I wasn't good at reading people, 324 00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:41,408 which I am by the way, 325 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,577 you, my friend, have complicated written all over you. 326 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,872 Well, as you already found out, 327 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:50,167 life didn't exactly work out the way it was planned. 328 00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,336 Hey, I can relate, man. 329 00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:55,964 Yeah, you seem pretty complicated yourself. 330 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:58,133 You have no idea. 331 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:00,677 I bet. 332 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,222 Well, the party was a hit. Everybody's talking about it. 333 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:04,932 It was good, right? It was fun. 334 00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:07,267 - I can go a little overboard sometimes. - You think? 335 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:09,895 My therapist told me I have no concept of boundaries. 336 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,648 Of course, I was sleeping with her at the time. 337 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:14,691 - As one does. - Yeah. 338 00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:17,569 But, as far as I can tell, you and I have a lot in common. 339 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:20,364 Including being the only single men in town who aren't NBA All-Stars. 340 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,616 I was hoping you could point me in the right direction. 341 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,493 - Know what I mean? - Yeah, well, 342 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:27,246 I'm afraid it's pretty slim pickings around here at Westmont Village. 343 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,623 It's pretty much a married crowd. 344 00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:31,834 Shit, yeah. 345 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:34,086 I don't love dating married women. 346 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,879 I mean, the sex is great. 347 00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,381 They seem like they have a lot to prove, 348 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,508 but then you gotta listen to them moaning about their shitty husbands 349 00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:40,592 while you try to sleep. 350 00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:44,096 And all of a sudden, they've turned a hot fling into another shitty marriage. 351 00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:45,888 Toast. 352 00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:49,101 Sounds like you have some experience in this arena. 353 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,519 I've been single longer than you. 354 00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:51,979 And I'm a widower. 355 00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:53,397 Women love a sad man. 356 00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:56,108 Yeah, sad is not the vibe I get from you. 357 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:58,026 We should go out in the city sometime, you and me. 358 00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,987 It'd be great. I'm a great wingman. 359 00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,406 I'm not saying you need it. You don't need it. 360 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,950 You got the whole suburban James Bond thing working. 361 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,034 It's good. 362 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:07,911 I bet you get laid all the time, don't you? 363 00:22:07,995 --> 00:22:10,956 I do too. But it's more because I throw money around. 364 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,624 Not in a sex worker kind of way. 365 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,043 Although if that's your thing, then, yeah, no judgment here. 366 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:18,505 I'm gonna get back to my kids. 367 00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:19,673 I'll come with you. 368 00:22:20,299 --> 00:22:22,467 - Okay. - Nice job on the toast. 369 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,052 Thanks. 370 00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:27,306 You and Ashe look awfully buddy-buddy. 371 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:29,933 Yeah, he's a real one. 372 00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,395 You know, he's got a lot of ideas for the gym. 373 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,397 Sounds like he may want to get involved. 374 00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:39,860 If we do these next two locations right, 375 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:42,988 we won't have to take on any outside investment. 376 00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:45,115 You can retain complete ownership. 377 00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:47,201 Yeah, that's true. 378 00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:49,494 And the way these endorsements are rolling in… 379 00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:51,663 Hey, would you buy deodorant from me? 380 00:22:51,747 --> 00:22:53,457 I would seriously… 381 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,292 - consider it. - You would? 382 00:22:58,504 --> 00:23:00,506 So, how well do you know this guy? 383 00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,466 Better than you know Nick's housekeeper. 384 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,551 - Elena. - I know her name. 385 00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:08,263 Seriously, what were you thinking? 386 00:23:08,347 --> 00:23:09,681 She had a gun on me. 387 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:11,600 Oh, she carries a gun. 388 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:12,684 Great. 389 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:23,195 - Hey. - Hey. Get over here, Choi. 390 00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:27,407 - Good to see you. - How's the wife? 391 00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:29,368 - The kids? All good? - All good. 392 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:30,494 Hey. How's Denise? 393 00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:34,122 Long gone, my friend. She absconded to Florida with her personal trainer. 394 00:23:34,206 --> 00:23:36,583 - I'm sorry to hear that, man. - Yeah. Thank God for prenups, right? 395 00:23:37,835 --> 00:23:39,878 - Brett Sutter. - Hey. Andrew Cooper. 396 00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:41,755 You look a lot better than your mug shot. 397 00:23:42,339 --> 00:23:44,216 - I would hope so. - I don't mean anything by it. 398 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:45,592 I couldn't pretend I didn't know who you were. 399 00:23:45,676 --> 00:23:46,677 Well, Coop was acquitted. 400 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,136 Doesn't matter to me. 401 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:49,972 Find me a client without a body, right? 402 00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:52,099 Hey, thanks for coming by, fellas. 403 00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:55,561 I find these conversations are better had in a controlled environment. 404 00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:57,145 Come on. Sit down. 405 00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:02,192 So, Coop, Barney tells me you need the fluff and fold treatment. 406 00:24:03,235 --> 00:24:06,196 Well, I'm not sure exactly what I need. 407 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,615 Coop's come into an unexpected windfall. 408 00:24:08,699 --> 00:24:10,784 You know, we can't source it completely, 409 00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:12,619 but need it for legitimate expenses. 410 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:18,292 And this unexpected, unsourceable money we imagine it's gonna keep coming? 411 00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:20,127 Yeah. 412 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,881 All right. Here's how I'd do it. 413 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:26,675 Barney, you're the courier. 414 00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:28,802 Now, you deposit the funds in my crypto exchange 415 00:24:28,886 --> 00:24:31,388 on behalf of some dummy finance company. 416 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,599 I use a proven series of hops, 417 00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:36,018 mixers and bridges to obscure the origin of the money. 418 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:39,771 Eventually, you invoice me from an LLC you set up. 419 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:42,608 Invoice you for what? 420 00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:45,319 Well, you're consulting for me. 421 00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:48,071 Well, not me. For one or two companies I own. 422 00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:51,366 And I remit taxable payments to your company. 423 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:52,951 Minus my commission. 424 00:24:53,035 --> 00:24:54,578 - And how much is that? - Thirty. 425 00:24:55,746 --> 00:24:57,289 Bullshit. Twenty. 426 00:24:58,081 --> 00:24:59,666 Thirty is industry-standard. 427 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:03,003 I must've missed that in the newsletter. 428 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,177 I'll do it for a quarter. 429 00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:15,307 Deal. What's the lead time on this? 430 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:18,727 After we set up your dummy wallets… like that. 431 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:22,523 I'm gonna get you boys some whiskeys. 432 00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:25,651 We can get into the dirty details, all right? 433 00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:33,325 I'll come up with something else. 434 00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:38,914 It's no problem, Marcia. 435 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:40,958 I don't wanna be difficult, but… 436 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:43,710 Please, you're not being difficult. You mean, you want what you want. 437 00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:45,212 I mean, I love the house, 438 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,506 but, at this price point, I just need to be reassured 439 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:49,758 that we're not gonna be limited by zoning restrictions 440 00:25:49,842 --> 00:25:52,761 once we start renovating. How do we get clarity on that? 441 00:25:52,845 --> 00:25:56,223 You know what? Let me do some digging on my end and I'll get back to you soon. 442 00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:58,141 - Okay, great. That'd be wonderful. - Okay. 443 00:25:58,225 --> 00:25:59,935 - Thank you. - Yep. Okay, bye. 444 00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:01,019 Bye. 445 00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:15,701 Fuck it. 446 00:26:37,848 --> 00:26:39,850 I mean, he didn't even… 447 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:41,768 Oh, my God. 448 00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:47,774 - Did you know she was coming? - I sure didn't. 449 00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:50,694 I definitely didn't ask. 450 00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:53,280 - Babe, don't. - Just give me a second. 451 00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:58,243 Sam, wait. 452 00:26:58,327 --> 00:26:59,369 Sam! 453 00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:02,122 Was Henry the only kid in class who wasn't invited? 454 00:27:02,206 --> 00:27:05,000 It wasn't meant to be such a big thing. It just… It kind of blew up. 455 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,585 He just lost his father, Maggie. 456 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:09,171 - Do you have even an ounce of compassion? - Of course I do. 457 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:10,964 Look, it's a complicated situation. 458 00:27:11,048 --> 00:27:12,591 There are a lot of raw feelings. 459 00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,718 Oh, my God. He is a five-year-old boy. 460 00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:16,762 No one would've cared if he was here. 461 00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:18,680 It wasn't Henry we were worried about. 462 00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:21,808 I could've sent him with someone else. 463 00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:23,810 What was I supposed to do? Invite him and not you? 464 00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:25,229 Yes! 465 00:27:25,312 --> 00:27:27,731 Because that would've only been moderately shitty of you. 466 00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:29,942 Instead, you decide to exclude a five-year-old boy 467 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,735 who's still reeling from his father's suicide. 468 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,403 - Sam… - He thinks Daisy is his best friend. 469 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:36,448 I don't think you appreciate the position you've put us all in. 470 00:27:38,659 --> 00:27:39,743 This is because of Mel. 471 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:40,994 That's not what I said. 472 00:27:41,078 --> 00:27:44,414 Jesus Christ, it feels like I'm in high school all over again. 473 00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:46,625 Did you frame someone for murder in high school? 474 00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:49,086 Fuck you, Maggie. 475 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,589 And you can tell yourself all the lies you want, 476 00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:53,799 but there's no version of this 477 00:27:53,882 --> 00:27:56,093 where you didn't just take a cheap shot at a little boy. 478 00:27:56,885 --> 00:27:58,470 He didn't do anything to anyone. 479 00:27:58,554 --> 00:27:59,555 I know. 480 00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:04,393 - I wish it didn't have to be this way. - That's the thing, Maggie. 481 00:28:04,476 --> 00:28:05,727 It doesn't. 482 00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:39,511 Hey, buddy. 483 00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:48,353 All right. 484 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,774 Easy. Hi. 485 00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:55,485 Hey, buddy. Are you friendly? 486 00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:57,863 Are you friend… 487 00:28:59,156 --> 00:29:00,741 Hey! Hey! 488 00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:03,410 Go shit in your own yard! 489 00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:04,912 Shoo! 490 00:29:04,995 --> 00:29:06,580 Get the fuck outta here. 491 00:29:07,623 --> 00:29:08,832 Shoo! 492 00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:10,459 Fucking dumb-ass. 493 00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:12,836 Yeah, you better run. 494 00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:21,094 - Mel. Hi. - Hi, Brienne. 495 00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:22,888 This is a surprise. 496 00:29:23,889 --> 00:29:25,682 Hey, did you just work out or something? 497 00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:26,850 No. 498 00:29:28,352 --> 00:29:31,813 Well, you just have a little moisture. Moisture right there. 499 00:29:31,897 --> 00:29:34,900 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, right there. - Just walked all the way over. 500 00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:38,111 Okay. Hi. Is… Is everything okay? 501 00:29:39,196 --> 00:29:40,364 Yeah. Ish. 502 00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:43,575 Did you and Clay happen to just buy a dog? 503 00:29:43,659 --> 00:29:44,660 Arlo. 504 00:29:45,202 --> 00:29:46,745 Yes. We didn't buy him. 505 00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:48,163 We rescued him. 506 00:29:48,247 --> 00:29:52,125 He was sent back twice, and then given to a kill shelter. 507 00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:53,418 I mean, can you believe that? 508 00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:56,046 Yes. No. 509 00:29:56,713 --> 00:29:59,383 - The thing is, your dog… - Arlo. 510 00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:03,220 - Arlo is using my backyard as a toilet. - Yeah. 511 00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:05,806 Really? 512 00:30:07,224 --> 00:30:08,725 Well, I'm sorry about that. 513 00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:13,105 I'm thrilled that he's found his forever home, 514 00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:16,775 but if you could just make sure he stays in his forever yard… 515 00:30:17,401 --> 00:30:18,902 We will definitely try. 516 00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:22,322 The thing with mastiffs is that they tend to wander, 517 00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:27,119 and they kind of prefer to, like, roam free, you know? 518 00:30:29,079 --> 00:30:32,249 In the English countryside in the 19th century, 519 00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:35,169 but we're in Westchester now. 520 00:30:37,921 --> 00:30:40,716 Yeah, I will do my best. 521 00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:43,468 Thank you. 522 00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:48,307 Thanks for coming by! 523 00:31:58,627 --> 00:31:59,920 Hey. 524 00:32:00,921 --> 00:32:02,130 You look different. 525 00:32:03,549 --> 00:32:07,886 No shit. I'm also itchy and lightly nauseous. 526 00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:09,263 I don't know why. 527 00:32:09,346 --> 00:32:11,682 It's just some stuffy elitist prep school. 528 00:32:12,558 --> 00:32:13,767 No offense. 529 00:32:14,935 --> 00:32:17,271 - They're gonna judge me. - No. You'll be great. 530 00:32:17,354 --> 00:32:19,022 You think so? 531 00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:21,692 Not at the interview part. 532 00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:24,069 - But at the teaching, yeah. - Okay. 533 00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:25,571 - Hey, Hunter. - Hey. 534 00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:28,448 Wassup? 535 00:32:28,532 --> 00:32:30,325 Delilah, this is my aunt, Ali. 536 00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:31,410 The singer? 537 00:32:31,994 --> 00:32:33,245 You talked about me? 538 00:32:33,829 --> 00:32:34,830 It's nice to meet you. 539 00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:36,415 You too. 540 00:32:36,498 --> 00:32:37,916 Delilah. 541 00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:41,336 Cool. 542 00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:46,008 Well, I am just gonna go stand over there and sweat my balls off. 543 00:32:49,678 --> 00:32:51,054 Is she okay? 544 00:32:52,181 --> 00:32:53,182 Unclear. 545 00:32:53,932 --> 00:32:55,017 So this is a lot, 546 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:58,812 but my dad got me insane floor seats to see The Walkmen at the Beacon tonight. 547 00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:00,397 You're kidding. I love The Walkmen. 548 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:04,902 He's feeling guilty for all the moving around, so he's trying to buy me friends. 549 00:33:06,069 --> 00:33:08,655 So I guess my question for you is, are you for sale? 550 00:33:08,739 --> 00:33:10,908 Oh, yeah. You had me at floor seats. 551 00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:13,785 Great. We'll pick you up at 5:00. 552 00:33:13,869 --> 00:33:15,329 Give me your info. 553 00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:21,335 Hey, Hunter. 554 00:33:21,418 --> 00:33:22,419 Hey. 555 00:33:23,712 --> 00:33:25,672 Hi. I'm Morgan. 556 00:33:25,756 --> 00:33:26,798 Are you new here? 557 00:33:26,882 --> 00:33:28,342 Yes. I'm Delilah. 558 00:33:28,425 --> 00:33:29,676 I just transferred in. 559 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,304 With three months left of school? 560 00:33:33,055 --> 00:33:35,974 I like to up the degree of difficulty wherever I can. 561 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,854 I love your boots. 562 00:33:41,438 --> 00:33:42,439 Thanks. 563 00:33:44,191 --> 00:33:45,317 Ms. Cooper? 564 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,860 Dr. Seelbach is ready for you. 565 00:33:46,944 --> 00:33:48,278 Okay. 566 00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:49,655 Hunter? 567 00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:51,657 Hey, do I have anything in my teeth? 568 00:33:52,157 --> 00:33:54,117 - All clear. - Are you sure? 569 00:33:54,201 --> 00:33:56,161 - 'Cause I had kale salad for lunch… - Bye. 570 00:33:56,245 --> 00:33:58,205 …with a little tuna. How's my breath? 571 00:34:00,290 --> 00:34:01,542 Good luck in there. 572 00:34:02,543 --> 00:34:03,836 Good luck out here. 573 00:34:46,587 --> 00:34:47,670 Surprise! 574 00:34:52,592 --> 00:34:53,677 You got in. 575 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,929 - I never doubted you for a second. - Way to go, honey. 576 00:34:56,972 --> 00:34:58,640 - Cupcakes. - Baby, have a cupcake. 577 00:34:59,349 --> 00:35:01,685 Wait, how… How could you know that I got in? 578 00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:04,104 I checked your Common app. 579 00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:07,399 You left your password on our iCloud. 580 00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:08,901 You had no right to do that. 581 00:35:08,984 --> 00:35:12,321 Hey, she just wanted to get ahead of it so we could surprise you. 582 00:35:13,488 --> 00:35:14,907 Why don't you seem excited? 583 00:35:14,990 --> 00:35:16,825 Well, she's probably in shock. 584 00:35:16,909 --> 00:35:18,785 I mean, look at this fuss. 585 00:35:19,411 --> 00:35:21,455 Hey, what's going on? 586 00:35:23,373 --> 00:35:25,459 I was gonna talk to you guys about this. 587 00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:26,543 About what? 588 00:35:29,296 --> 00:35:31,006 I'm not going to Princeton. 589 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:32,966 I already declined. 590 00:35:39,473 --> 00:35:40,641 Surprise. 591 00:35:43,852 --> 00:35:45,437 - Tori. - Whoa, whoa. Mel. 592 00:35:45,521 --> 00:35:46,522 No. 593 00:35:47,064 --> 00:35:48,106 Baby, talk to us. 594 00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:50,317 - What's going on? - I told you, I declined the offer. 595 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,402 What do you mean you declined the offer? That's not funny. 596 00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:53,820 Do you see me laughing? 597 00:35:56,406 --> 00:35:59,284 If you were having doubts, why didn't you tell us? 598 00:35:59,368 --> 00:36:01,703 Because I knew it would pretty much go like this. 599 00:36:01,787 --> 00:36:03,455 - Tori Cooper, you… - Okay. Hey. Hey. 600 00:36:03,539 --> 00:36:04,957 Hey. Let's calm down, please. 601 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,626 - Did you know about this? - Of course I didn't know about this. 602 00:36:07,709 --> 00:36:09,503 - What… - What is happening here? 603 00:36:09,586 --> 00:36:11,421 - Did something happen? - No. 604 00:36:11,505 --> 00:36:13,465 - What are you not telling us? - Nothing, Mom. 605 00:36:13,549 --> 00:36:15,634 You're just not accepting what I am telling you. 606 00:36:15,717 --> 00:36:17,094 Of course I'm not accepting it. 607 00:36:17,177 --> 00:36:20,514 You just spent the last four years working your ass off to get in. 608 00:36:20,597 --> 00:36:23,225 Now, suddenly overnight you decide you don't wanna go? 609 00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:24,351 Is there another college 610 00:36:24,434 --> 00:36:25,936 - that you wanted to choose? - What? 611 00:36:26,019 --> 00:36:27,980 No. I don't know if I wanna go to college at all. 612 00:36:29,523 --> 00:36:32,025 Okay. I'm not following. 613 00:36:33,235 --> 00:36:35,445 Do you have any idea what she's talking about? 614 00:36:35,529 --> 00:36:38,615 I'm making my way up to it. Yes, I'm trying to figure it out. 615 00:36:38,699 --> 00:36:42,828 Tori, do you think you might be more comfortable talking about it with me? 616 00:36:42,911 --> 00:36:44,955 - Mom. - I'm just trying to help. 617 00:36:45,038 --> 00:36:46,623 No, thank you. We've got it. 618 00:36:46,707 --> 00:36:48,125 It doesn't look that way to me. 619 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:49,501 - Okay, thanks. - Wow. 620 00:36:49,585 --> 00:36:52,629 Guys, let's all push pause, huh? 621 00:36:53,172 --> 00:36:57,509 I get that you clearly have a lot on your mind right now. 622 00:36:57,593 --> 00:37:01,263 Maybe you could've shared some of this information with us a little bit earlier. 623 00:37:01,346 --> 00:37:04,600 But why don't we three go somewhere 624 00:37:04,683 --> 00:37:06,643 and sit down and try to figure out what's going on? 625 00:37:06,727 --> 00:37:08,395 Nothing's going on. 626 00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:09,479 I'm just… 627 00:37:10,772 --> 00:37:14,359 I'm not sure that I want the same things that you guys want for me. 628 00:37:14,985 --> 00:37:18,530 Tori. Us wanting you to go to college isn't some outrageous thing. 629 00:37:18,614 --> 00:37:19,615 It's college. 630 00:37:19,698 --> 00:37:21,575 Everything has always been about what you guys want. 631 00:37:21,658 --> 00:37:24,077 You've never once bothered to ask me if it's what I wanted. 632 00:37:24,161 --> 00:37:25,412 Okay. Okay. 633 00:37:25,495 --> 00:37:26,747 I'm sorry, all right? 634 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:29,875 This is… This is us asking, what do… what do you want? 635 00:37:32,669 --> 00:37:33,712 I don't know. 636 00:37:37,591 --> 00:37:38,926 Oh, my God. 637 00:37:44,848 --> 00:37:45,849 Are you pregnant? 638 00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:47,100 Fuck, Mom! 639 00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:49,269 Hey, I… 640 00:37:49,353 --> 00:37:51,480 - I'm talking to you. - Pregnant? Are you fucking serious? 641 00:37:51,563 --> 00:37:53,273 I'm sorry. It just came out. 642 00:37:53,357 --> 00:37:55,484 - Can you wait a minute? Hey. - Stop, Mom. 643 00:37:56,568 --> 00:37:57,819 Oh, my God. Tori! 644 00:37:57,903 --> 00:37:59,404 - Jesus Christ. - Oh, my goodness. Sweetie. 645 00:37:59,488 --> 00:38:01,156 - Jesus! Are you all right? - I'm fine. 646 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,866 - Did you hit your head? - It's fine. I'm fine. 647 00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:05,077 - Yeah. - So sorry, sweetheart. 648 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,538 Okay, can we just talk about something else, please? 649 00:38:12,376 --> 00:38:13,418 Hey… 650 00:38:16,505 --> 00:38:19,716 I'm gonna be teaching at Mayfield now. 651 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,926 You got the job? 652 00:38:21,009 --> 00:38:22,886 Yeah. They hired me on the spot. 653 00:38:22,970 --> 00:38:26,306 I would've told you all sooner, but I didn't wanna step on Tori's thing, 654 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:28,684 and since it's no longer a thing… 655 00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:29,768 Surprise. 656 00:38:29,852 --> 00:38:31,353 I thought we talked about this. 657 00:38:31,436 --> 00:38:33,313 - We did and I told her… - What is that now? 658 00:38:33,397 --> 00:38:34,898 - Nothing. It's… - Nothing. 659 00:38:35,607 --> 00:38:38,151 He was worried it might be too much for you. I disagreed. 660 00:38:40,153 --> 00:38:41,947 Hey, Andy, quick question. 661 00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:43,866 - What the fuck? - Okay. You know what? 662 00:38:43,949 --> 00:38:45,534 Thanks for that. Thank you. 663 00:38:45,617 --> 00:38:47,661 All right, so you're trying to control Ali too. 664 00:38:47,744 --> 00:38:50,789 Does anyone ever age out, or is it just your plan to control us all forever? 665 00:38:51,373 --> 00:38:55,544 Tori, I just wanna say this is the same age that Ali was 666 00:38:55,627 --> 00:38:58,130 when she started to rebel, and look what happened to her. 667 00:38:58,213 --> 00:39:00,465 - Mom. Mom. Not… - There it is. 668 00:39:00,549 --> 00:39:02,885 - Not a great time for this. - Don't pay any attention to her. 669 00:39:02,968 --> 00:39:05,304 - We're very proud of you. - I'm just trying to help. 670 00:39:05,387 --> 00:39:07,472 Yeah, maybe try a little less, dear. 671 00:39:07,556 --> 00:39:11,101 You just can't handle the fact that I'm not following the exact path you did. 672 00:39:11,768 --> 00:39:16,481 Sweetheart, college is where you go to find your path. 673 00:39:17,149 --> 00:39:19,276 Right, okay. And how has that worked out for you and Dad? 674 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,946 What? Because we… Because our marriage didn't work out? 675 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:25,741 - Is that what this is about? - No, your lives didn't work out. 676 00:39:26,575 --> 00:39:27,951 Okay, you lost your job. 677 00:39:28,035 --> 00:39:29,077 You both did. 678 00:39:29,870 --> 00:39:32,915 And now, you're starting over and Mom thinks she's gonna write a book. 679 00:39:32,998 --> 00:39:35,167 Okay. Tori, cool it, all right? 680 00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:39,922 Okay. So, what is your grand plan? 681 00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:41,965 I don't have a plan yet. 682 00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:44,593 You're not giving me any room to breathe or figure it out. 683 00:39:46,011 --> 00:39:47,137 I need some air. 684 00:39:47,221 --> 00:39:49,097 - Baby, I… - Don't follow me. 685 00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:01,151 Hey. 686 00:40:07,908 --> 00:40:09,159 She's doing this to punish us. 687 00:40:10,494 --> 00:40:11,662 It might not be about us. 688 00:40:11,745 --> 00:40:13,288 Of course it's about us. 689 00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:15,582 Look at the last year she's had. 690 00:40:15,666 --> 00:40:18,669 This is a classic trauma response to the whole mess you got us into. 691 00:40:19,503 --> 00:40:20,504 Really? 692 00:40:24,967 --> 00:40:29,054 I'm sorry. I'm just… just spinning out here. 693 00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:34,184 Maybe there is something to what Tori is actually saying. 694 00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:38,689 - You're on her side? - I'm not on anyone's side. 695 00:40:38,772 --> 00:40:41,775 I'm not taking sides. I'm just saying, let's hear her out. 696 00:40:41,859 --> 00:40:44,236 This is not the time to treat her like a rational actor. 697 00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:47,906 She's being reckless and rebellious and she's gonna blow up her whole life. 698 00:40:48,407 --> 00:40:50,909 Maybe. And maybe we have to let her. 699 00:40:51,869 --> 00:40:52,870 Don't do that. 700 00:40:53,453 --> 00:40:54,955 This isn't Ali. 701 00:40:55,455 --> 00:40:59,293 You can't tell me not to parent my own daughter, our daughter. 702 00:41:07,759 --> 00:41:09,678 You have the wrong driveway. 703 00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:12,181 They're here for me. 704 00:41:13,223 --> 00:41:15,517 - What do you mean? - Just going to a concert with Delilah. 705 00:41:17,144 --> 00:41:18,520 Excuse me, with who? 706 00:41:19,938 --> 00:41:20,939 Hey, hey. 707 00:41:24,568 --> 00:41:25,903 Hey, Delilah, say hi. 708 00:41:29,198 --> 00:41:31,491 Coop. Melanie. Great to see ya. 709 00:41:32,492 --> 00:41:35,954 I'll have him home by midnight, maybe. 710 00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:41,043 - Hey. - Hey. 711 00:41:42,794 --> 00:41:46,798 Sorry about that and this and everything to come. 712 00:41:46,882 --> 00:41:49,218 Trust me, it's way better than what's going on in my house. 713 00:41:49,301 --> 00:41:51,386 Hey, Hunter! You ready to rock? 714 00:41:51,470 --> 00:41:53,847 Dad, please take it down several notches. 715 00:41:53,931 --> 00:41:55,474 What was that? Sorry, I can't hear you. 716 00:41:56,391 --> 00:41:57,601 You're like a mile away. 717 00:41:59,228 --> 00:42:00,229 Maybe just call me. 718 00:42:01,813 --> 00:42:03,690 I don't trust that guy. 719 00:42:04,274 --> 00:42:05,484 Certainly is friendly. 720 00:42:07,236 --> 00:42:08,237 Where are you going? 721 00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:11,406 To find her and get to the bottom of this. 722 00:42:11,490 --> 00:42:12,866 Just give her some space, huh? 723 00:42:13,992 --> 00:42:14,993 I know you mean well, 724 00:42:15,077 --> 00:42:18,622 but getting parenting advice from you is really hard right now. 725 00:42:19,456 --> 00:42:21,124 Yeah, and your way is working really well. 726 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:23,961 If you wanna be helpful, go in there and get rid of your family. 727 00:42:26,922 --> 00:42:28,507 I'm just… Not you, Ron. 728 00:42:29,091 --> 00:42:30,092 Course not. 729 00:42:34,012 --> 00:42:35,055 Hey, Dad. 730 00:42:35,556 --> 00:42:36,974 Sorry you had to witness that. 731 00:42:37,933 --> 00:42:38,934 That? 732 00:42:39,810 --> 00:42:41,061 That was nothing. 733 00:42:46,108 --> 00:42:47,568 It's hard when you reach the point where 734 00:42:47,651 --> 00:42:49,862 you can't protect your kids the way you used to. 735 00:42:49,945 --> 00:42:52,906 Not from the world, not from their own choices. 736 00:42:54,157 --> 00:42:57,160 I'm her father. If I can't protect her, then who? 737 00:42:57,786 --> 00:43:00,414 Well, it's not that you can't. It's that she won't let you. 738 00:43:01,415 --> 00:43:04,585 Because you've raised a smart and fiercely independent daughter. 739 00:43:04,668 --> 00:43:08,297 Which doesn't mean she is not gonna screw up. She will, a lot. 740 00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:12,342 And that's when being a father becomes really tricky, 741 00:43:12,426 --> 00:43:14,887 because it's no longer about telling her what to do. 742 00:43:16,054 --> 00:43:21,560 It's about finding a way to let go while still keeping everyone close. 743 00:43:22,186 --> 00:43:24,688 She's making choices that are gonna wreck her life. 744 00:43:24,771 --> 00:43:29,693 That's the hardest part because your job is no longer to stop her. 745 00:43:29,776 --> 00:43:32,613 Your job is to stay on the sidelines. 746 00:43:33,322 --> 00:43:34,990 Just make sure she knows you're there for her 747 00:43:35,073 --> 00:43:36,783 when she realizes she needs you. 748 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,251 Well, I'm glad you're here. 749 00:43:46,877 --> 00:43:47,920 Thanks. 750 00:43:50,339 --> 00:43:52,424 - You coming? - Give me five more minutes. 751 00:43:52,508 --> 00:43:53,884 I could use a break from your mother. 752 00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:55,552 Jesus. Take ten. 753 00:44:30,712 --> 00:44:32,422 Fuck you! 754 00:44:36,635 --> 00:44:37,636 Not you. 755 00:44:44,810 --> 00:44:47,813 I was dealing with an aching back and a familial clusterfuck. 756 00:44:47,896 --> 00:44:49,773 So, I wasn't really in the mood to work, 757 00:44:50,524 --> 00:44:53,819 but this job didn't come with sick days or paid family leave. 758 00:44:54,611 --> 00:44:55,612 And the fact was, 759 00:44:55,696 --> 00:44:57,990 I knew Ashe and his daughter were out for the night 760 00:44:58,073 --> 00:44:59,157 and that he hadn't staffed up yet. 761 00:44:59,241 --> 00:45:00,993 So, there was a window we couldn't ignore. 762 00:45:06,290 --> 00:45:08,542 I also knew his house had a lot of doors, 763 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:10,752 and he didn't seem like the kind of guy who would do a circuit 764 00:45:10,836 --> 00:45:12,504 to make sure they were all locked. 765 00:45:18,969 --> 00:45:20,220 Okay, I got a door. 766 00:45:22,222 --> 00:45:25,475 You're absolutely positive there's no security system installed yet? 767 00:45:25,559 --> 00:45:28,604 He is taking bids from Héctor's company and two others next week. 768 00:45:28,687 --> 00:45:29,980 Staff? 769 00:45:30,063 --> 00:45:32,149 I already told you he hired Hennah's cousin, 770 00:45:32,232 --> 00:45:33,859 and she starts tomorrow. 771 00:45:38,155 --> 00:45:39,239 You're being quiet. 772 00:45:39,865 --> 00:45:40,949 It's been a long night. 773 00:45:41,491 --> 00:45:43,952 - You wanna talk about it? - Not particularly. 774 00:45:44,036 --> 00:45:45,871 Good. Let's talk about Barney then. 775 00:45:47,289 --> 00:45:48,415 What about him? 776 00:45:48,498 --> 00:45:53,086 I just… I don't understand why you wanna bring more people into this. 777 00:45:53,170 --> 00:45:54,213 Because he's right. 778 00:45:54,296 --> 00:45:56,465 If we keep working at this clip, 779 00:45:56,548 --> 00:45:58,884 we're gonna need to find some way 780 00:45:58,967 --> 00:46:00,719 to make all this money we're earning look legit. 781 00:46:00,802 --> 00:46:05,140 Otherwise, we're gonna be sitting on piles of cash that we can't use. 782 00:46:05,724 --> 00:46:08,185 Well, where I live, cash is still king. 783 00:46:08,268 --> 00:46:09,645 We might not need Barney yet, 784 00:46:09,728 --> 00:46:11,813 but there's only so much money you can stuff under a mattress. 785 00:46:13,315 --> 00:46:14,483 I don't know, Coop. 786 00:46:14,566 --> 00:46:17,152 It sounds to me like you're still trying to have it both ways. 787 00:46:17,694 --> 00:46:19,196 What is that supposed to mean? 788 00:46:19,988 --> 00:46:22,241 You're a thief and you want a 401(k). 789 00:46:22,908 --> 00:46:26,078 I think you need to decide who you are and be that person. 790 00:46:26,703 --> 00:46:28,372 I contain multitudes. 791 00:46:28,956 --> 00:46:30,374 Multitudes of bullshit. 792 00:46:30,874 --> 00:46:32,835 All right. Elena, look. 793 00:46:32,918 --> 00:46:36,213 Barney is consulting for us like Héctor. And you're my only partner. 794 00:46:40,092 --> 00:46:41,093 Fine. 795 00:46:42,386 --> 00:46:44,638 Maybe it is time that I got the white guy treatment, 796 00:46:44,721 --> 00:46:45,848 like you and Barney. 797 00:46:46,431 --> 00:46:48,016 Okay. You know, Barney is not white. 798 00:46:48,851 --> 00:46:50,018 Does he know that? 799 00:46:59,695 --> 00:47:02,030 Edith Wharton's The House of Mirth. 800 00:47:02,114 --> 00:47:04,616 Signed, first edition, first printing, American issue 801 00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:06,869 with frontispiece and seven illustrated plates. 802 00:47:06,952 --> 00:47:11,540 Pristine condition, with an estimated value of up to $115,000 at auction. 803 00:47:11,623 --> 00:47:15,043 And it's not even her masterpiece, that would be The Age of Innocence. 804 00:47:15,127 --> 00:47:18,589 That one that made her the first woman to win a Pulitzer Prize for fiction. 805 00:47:18,672 --> 00:47:21,842 Well, she technically only won after the jury's original selection, 806 00:47:21,925 --> 00:47:24,553 Sinclair Lewis's Main Street, was disqualified. 807 00:47:25,262 --> 00:47:27,347 Not that it mattered to collectors like Ashe. 808 00:47:27,431 --> 00:47:29,933 Who had almost certainly never even cracked the spine. 809 00:47:30,017 --> 00:47:33,645 These books were purchased by the yard, probably by a book stylist. 810 00:47:33,729 --> 00:47:36,732 Just another way to dress his walls with appreciating assets. 811 00:47:37,608 --> 00:47:40,277 - Coop. - Yeah. Yeah, I got it. 812 00:47:41,653 --> 00:47:42,738 I'm coming out. 813 00:47:45,157 --> 00:47:46,742 All right. You're showing some healthy gains, 814 00:47:46,825 --> 00:47:48,327 but you need to diversify a little bit more. 815 00:47:48,410 --> 00:47:50,329 And for God's sake, stop investing in T-bills. 816 00:47:50,412 --> 00:47:52,039 You're just leaving money on the table. 817 00:47:52,122 --> 00:47:53,790 You get that SEP IRA set up yet? 818 00:47:56,043 --> 00:47:57,169 Talk to her. 819 00:47:57,794 --> 00:47:59,004 You need the shelter. 820 00:48:12,184 --> 00:48:14,520 Quit rabble-rousing, Coop. 821 00:48:15,354 --> 00:48:17,397 What do you have for me today? 822 00:48:21,443 --> 00:48:22,528 Edith Wharton. 823 00:48:28,408 --> 00:48:29,618 First edition. 824 00:48:31,578 --> 00:48:33,080 Excellent condition. 825 00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:36,750 Well, I can move this. 826 00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:40,712 I always preferred Jane Austen myself. 827 00:48:42,047 --> 00:48:43,340 I would not have called that. 828 00:48:44,049 --> 00:48:45,551 We were all young once. 829 00:48:46,343 --> 00:48:47,344 What about you? 830 00:48:48,303 --> 00:48:49,513 I'm more of a movie guy. 831 00:48:50,347 --> 00:48:52,307 That's what's wrong with your generation. 832 00:48:52,891 --> 00:48:55,602 No appreciation for the finer arts. 833 00:48:56,311 --> 00:48:58,897 Speaking of, did you find a buyer for the Bacon yet? 834 00:48:59,439 --> 00:49:00,983 Still too hot. 835 00:49:02,025 --> 00:49:07,865 The owner has done everything short of alerting Interpol 836 00:49:07,948 --> 00:49:09,199 that it was stolen. 837 00:49:10,576 --> 00:49:12,661 You're gonna have to sit on it for a while. 838 00:49:13,245 --> 00:49:14,872 Maybe even another year. 839 00:49:15,914 --> 00:49:17,207 What if I don't have another year? 840 00:49:17,791 --> 00:49:19,793 Then you'll probably end up in prison. 841 00:49:24,464 --> 00:49:26,091 Hey, Barney. I'm right in the middle of something. 842 00:49:26,175 --> 00:49:27,593 Can I call you back in like ten? 843 00:49:27,676 --> 00:49:29,303 Okay, but actually call me back for once. 844 00:49:29,386 --> 00:49:31,889 I may have found a solution to our little logistics problem. 845 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:37,686 Sorry about that. 846 00:49:37,769 --> 00:49:39,479 Always be closing, right? 847 00:49:40,314 --> 00:49:41,899 Mamet. Nice. 848 00:49:43,984 --> 00:49:47,654 Thank you for this. I have to get back to work. 849 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,701 - Sidney. - Later, Frank. 850 00:50:05,631 --> 00:50:08,050 Harvey, I often wish I were deaf and wore a hearing aid. 851 00:50:08,133 --> 00:50:09,468 With a simple flick of a switch, 852 00:50:09,551 --> 00:50:12,262 I could shut out the greedy murmur of little men. 853 00:50:12,346 --> 00:50:14,056 J.J., I need your ear for two minutes. 854 00:50:14,139 --> 00:50:15,140 - Mac! - Yes? 855 00:50:15,224 --> 00:50:16,433 I don't want this man at my table… 856 00:50:16,517 --> 00:50:17,851 I've got a message from your sister. 857 00:50:23,732 --> 00:50:24,733 Hey, Coop. 858 00:50:26,527 --> 00:50:27,778 Ashe, what are you doing here? 859 00:50:29,321 --> 00:50:31,240 Hey, did Hunter have a good time at the show? 860 00:50:31,865 --> 00:50:33,825 He's a really, really nice kid. 861 00:50:33,909 --> 00:50:36,328 Little quiet, but polite. 862 00:50:37,329 --> 00:50:39,373 And I think my daughter may have a little crush on him. 863 00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:42,876 Is there something I can help you with? 864 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,045 I don't mean to be rude, but I got a bunch of calls and… 865 00:50:45,921 --> 00:50:46,922 Yeah. 866 00:50:48,257 --> 00:50:50,551 Remember when I told you you're a complicated guy? 867 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:52,761 Yeah. 868 00:50:53,554 --> 00:50:58,308 Well, it turns out, I had no idea how complicated.