1 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:14,472 - Everything okay there, Suzanne? 2 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:15,890 Everything is great. 3 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:17,683 We took some mushrooms. 4 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:20,645 Oh, are we doing that now? 5 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,688 It's like they're heat-activated or something. 6 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:30,029 Peter and I did some chocolate mushrooms a few weeks ago. 7 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,280 He said I behaved very strangely. 8 00:00:32,281 --> 00:00:34,409 Fuck Peter. You do you. 9 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,828 Technically, if you fuck Peter, you're doing him. 10 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:40,957 I don't fuck Peter. Peter fucks me. 11 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,084 Sometimes well, sometimes not so well. 12 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:46,546 - Hmm. - Sometimes Brad fucks on me. 13 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,220 Okay, is that something we want to unpack right now? 14 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:57,891 Speaking of fucking, Sam, um, how are things going with Gatsby? 15 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:01,644 Well, I… Like, I don't know. 16 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:04,355 I mean, it's not a thing yet. 17 00:01:05,022 --> 00:01:06,066 Is it? 18 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,276 - I think it's a thing. 19 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:10,945 Okay, well, can we just go back to talking about how Peter's fucking Diane? 20 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:12,488 No. 21 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,323 - Really? Huh? - No. 22 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:16,075 - Oh, Mel, sit. - Yay. 23 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:19,161 - Mel. Hi. - Hi. 24 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,288 - Mel. - Hi, honey. 25 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:21,790 - Hi. - Hey. 26 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,292 What did I miss? 27 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:28,754 Well, Suzanne is high as shit, and Maggie, less so. 28 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,591 And Sam and Owen Ashe are a thing now. 29 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,719 Uh, no, we are not a thing. We're not a thing. 30 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:35,845 Not a thing. 31 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:39,724 I heard that you two took a little break in Gretchen's powder room. 32 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,309 What? 33 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:45,605 That is not entirely inaccurate. 34 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:49,610 - It's a very nice bathroom. 35 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:52,904 There's no shame. No, he's a stupidly handsome man. 36 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:55,489 - Very symmetrical in the face. - Mm-hmm. 37 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,825 Gretch, do you think he's had filler? 38 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,911 If he has, it's very subtle. 39 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:02,538 Mmm. I think he's yummy. 40 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,042 - Good for you, Sam. - Mmm. 41 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:07,211 What's wrong? 42 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,462 Nothing. 43 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,089 Just hot. 44 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,343 It's a sauna. 45 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,894 Sorry, guys. 46 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:26,437 It is what it is. 47 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,189 Baby steps. 48 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:32,109 Ah. 49 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,906 Why would you buy this? 50 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,575 We don't watch anything that needs to be this big. 51 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,953 It makes it more of a theatrical experience. 52 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:45,122 It's not a theater. It's our living room. 53 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:49,126 This way after you fall asleep, I can come downstairs and watch movies. 54 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,003 You fall asleep before I do. 55 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,005 Rumors and hearsay. 56 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:56,342 - I think it's cool, Grandpa. - See, Hunter thinks it's cool. 57 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,553 You know, Dad, I got a guy that hangs these things. 58 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:00,889 Yeah, and I got two guys right here. 59 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,643 Okay, let's lift it. 60 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,146 What is it? 61 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,857 - Nothing. I just tweaked my back. 62 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,316 That sounded like more than a tweak. 63 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,527 Hold on. Can you… 64 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,362 Hey. How we looking? 65 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,905 The subscription agreements are papered, 66 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,950 so everything is nearly finalized. 67 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,868 But not fully? 68 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,620 One of the investors wants to meet. 69 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,998 Cricket Birch. 70 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:27,957 It's not personal. 71 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:31,295 She insists on meeting with anyone taking a significant position in the fund. 72 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,922 Jack was wondering if you were free to join him for drinks 73 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,633 at his house tonight so we can come up with a game plan. 74 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,385 I'll send you the address. 75 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,845 No, I… I know where he lives. 76 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:43,389 - All right, uh, thanks. 77 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,899 I'm calling my guy. 78 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,277 Uh, excuse me. 79 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:22,113 Hey, excuse me, you can't just sit here. 80 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,824 - Hello! Hey. 81 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,367 Are you kidding me? 82 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,202 I'm really sorry. I already called the driver twice. 83 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:30,079 And this isn't the first time this has happened. 84 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,291 I've been blocked in here more than once by a blue pickup truck. 85 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,293 Yeah, that's actually my truck. 86 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:36,836 I'm… I'm really sorry about that. 87 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,255 It's just that this road doesn't give us many options. 88 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,923 Blocking my driveway isn't an option. 89 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,010 I know. And you're right. 90 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:46,346 What's your name? 91 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:51,225 Uh… Melanie. Cooper. 92 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,144 Hey, Melanie, I'm Miguel. 93 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,687 I'm the foreman. 94 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,732 That's really great, Miguel, but I'm getting old here. 95 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,649 Can't you move it? 96 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,693 I'm sorry, I can't. I just… I called the driver. 97 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,403 He'll be here in just a second, okay? 98 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,614 Wait, wait. 99 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,413 Did they tell you to block my driveway? 100 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:14,166 What? 101 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,711 Nothing, never mind. 102 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:19,921 Oh, here he is now. 103 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:21,005 Hey! 104 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:23,132 You've left this woman stuck. 105 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,217 What's up? 106 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,259 Come on! 107 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,761 There's not enough parking here. 108 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:28,095 Okay, well please find another spot. 109 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,765 All right, go, go, go. 110 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:31,850 Now, go, go. 111 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,980 Here, give me your phone. 112 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,107 - I'm sorry, what? - Well, I'll give you my number. 113 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,484 If it happens again, you call me 114 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:43,570 and I'll get it cleared before they can block you. 115 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:45,239 You want to give me your number? 116 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:47,574 Sure. 117 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:11,265 - And now I have yours. 118 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,437 Real smooth, Miguel. 119 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,067 Bye. 120 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,042 New painting? 121 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:41,879 Yeah, bastards stole my other Bacon. 122 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:43,588 Hmm, seriously? 123 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:47,259 Cops think it's some sort of international art theft ring or something. 124 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,218 Was it insured? 125 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,387 Of course it was, but that's not the point. 126 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:52,930 I loved that fucking painting. 127 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:55,017 It's the first piece of art I ever bought. 128 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:57,560 Sorry about that. 129 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:58,896 Yeah, me too. 130 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:02,899 Here, I can take you through the numbers. 131 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,735 That's not necessary, Liv. 132 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:09,113 We're not here to sell Excelsior to Coop, we're here to sell Coop to Cricket. 133 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,865 That's not about the numbers. 134 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:11,950 What, then? 135 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,287 Cricket Birch is the majority investor in Excelsior because over time 136 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:18,497 she's parked a good chunk of her family's fortune in it. 137 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,708 Your business is brand new. 138 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,544 She needs assurances that you're not here today and gone tomorrow. 139 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,796 - I can do that. - Well, Cricket's not an idiot. 140 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:29,175 - Last time you left it left— - Look… I didn't leave. 141 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,259 Semantics. 142 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:33,971 The point is, our disagreement made a bit of a splash. 143 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:36,182 Meaning, you talked shit about me all over Midtown. 144 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,851 Exactly. And Europe. 145 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,646 So, you can understand why she finds it strange that suddenly, 146 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:43,189 we're back in bed together again. 147 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,399 I'm finding it pretty strange myself, if I'm being honest. 148 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,109 It's $400 million. 149 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,903 If she knows you, she knows what a whore you are. 150 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,947 - Coop. - It's fine, Liv. 151 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:53,074 Coop is a client now. 152 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:55,451 He can talk all the shit he wants to about us. 153 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,370 And you can fuck him again, if you so please. 154 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,579 - Jack. - Liv. 155 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,374 - Liv. - What? 156 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,125 I thought we were just saying each other's names. 157 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,545 Jesus Christ. 158 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:08,089 - Another drink anyone, huh? 159 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:11,551 Ooh. Oh, sorry, I gotta take this. 160 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,512 I will be back in a bit. 161 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:22,688 Well, isn't this fun? 162 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,439 So, do you think you can manage to stay out 163 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,650 of your own way long enough to close this deal? 164 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,527 I'll close the deal. Don't worry about it. 165 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:32,489 It's my job to worry about it. 166 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:35,658 Yeah, about that. 167 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:39,662 You know, Jack only put you on this to fuck with both of us. 168 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,372 - Don't do that. - What? 169 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:42,582 Jack put me on this 170 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,834 because while he may be an oozing prick of a human being, 171 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:45,960 he knows I'm damn good at my job. 172 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:48,004 Well, take it from me, being good at your job 173 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:50,381 isn't always an asset when it comes to Jack. 174 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,429 All right, kids, I really gotta wrap this up. 175 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,848 Did you give him the itinerary? 176 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:05,062 - Peloponnese? - Mm-hmm. 177 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:08,066 I assume you'll do us the courtesy of showing up this time. Hmm? 178 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,951 You mixed your whites and colors. Rookie mistake. 179 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:01,786 It ruined all my school clothes. 180 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,663 Oh, well. Here. 181 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,541 I only sort of wore this. 182 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,798 Do you think I made a mistake? 183 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:16,801 I mean, yeah. Always put it on delicate. 184 00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:19,178 Not with my laundry. 185 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,681 With my life. 186 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,852 Oh. Are you asking me for advice? 187 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,314 Hmm. Um… 188 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:33,901 Do you know that song "Fell on Black Days" by Soundgarden? 189 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,027 - No. - Oh, my God. 190 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,239 You have to listen to it. It's so fucking good. 191 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,284 Anyway, um, it's about how you can wake up one day 192 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:44,579 and the things that you cared about most 193 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:47,081 in your life suddenly feel meaningless and wrong. 194 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:51,128 And we all go through times where we question our choices, you know. 195 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:55,257 And you wonder if it wouldn't be easier to just go with the flow. 196 00:11:56,717 --> 00:12:00,803 But whenever that happens, the thing that I remind myself, 197 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,222 is that no matter what I'm worried about… 198 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,559 Oh, shit balls, we're gonna be late for school. 199 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,145 Come on, you're my ride. 200 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,463 It is. 201 00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:39,967 Barney. What's good, man? 202 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,595 I don't know. What's, uh, what's going on? 203 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:45,598 Uh, Barney, this is Luc DeMille. He's Ashe's guy. 204 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,642 - Nice to meet you, Mr. Choi. - Ashe's guy? 205 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:50,520 His General Counsel, though I wear many hats. 206 00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:51,604 General counsel? 207 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,397 Is Ashe suing us? 208 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:58,694 I'm here to oversee a review of Nick's Strong Ass Gyms. 209 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,571 And why would you be reviewing us? 210 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,532 Oh, that's what I wanted to tell you. 211 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:03,784 Uh, Ashe is buying in. 212 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,745 Just like that? 213 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:10,122 Well, subject to due diligence of the company's financials. 214 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,583 It's standard practice for all new investments. 215 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,085 Could you just excuse us for a second? 216 00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,628 Come on, Nick. 217 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:16,797 It'll be quick. 218 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,306 What the hell are you doing, Nick? 219 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,683 Oh, look. 220 00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,893 I-I know, I know I should have told you sooner, 221 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,311 but it all happened so fast. 222 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:36,191 I mean, we went out for a drink and boom… …he wants to take us national. 223 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:40,361 250 Strong Ass Gyms across the country by 2028. 224 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,779 Yes, I-I heard the spiel. 225 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:45,408 He was making friends with an NBA star, but we have a good plan, Nick. 226 00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:46,951 Slow and steady growth. 227 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,288 He'll commit 30 mill. 228 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:51,914 Thirty million dollars? 229 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,793 He's got a whole franchise team. We're gonna blow this thing up. 230 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,545 We don't know this guy, Nick. 231 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,589 Well, we've got 30 million reasons to get to know him. 232 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:00,673 Not like this. 233 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,842 You take money like that, and he'll own you. 234 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,678 - Okay. Calm down. - There is a process to this, okay? 235 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,430 And why is he looking through our books? 236 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,765 - Don't you mean my books? - I want to look at his books. 237 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,268 I want to talk to his bankers. I want to check his credit. 238 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,561 I can't let you do this, Nick— 239 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:14,980 Hey! 240 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,192 I don't work for you. 241 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,443 Okay. Okay. That's not what I meant. 242 00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:21,652 Matter of fact, you work for me. 243 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:22,820 - I know. - Do you? 244 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:27,659 Yes, yes, and it's my job to protect you from deals like this. 245 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,838 Look, man. I was an NBA champion. 246 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:44,634 I don't go from that to running a gym, or-or two gyms. 247 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:46,594 I need to leave a bigger mark than that. 248 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,888 You're blowing up all over TV, Nick. 249 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,181 Maybe. 250 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:54,519 Or maybe the NBA makes a new network deal and I'm out on my ass in two years. 251 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,312 You said it yourself, Barney. 252 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,105 Former athletes have a window, 253 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:02,069 and I know mine will close before I'm ready, just like my career did. 254 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,111 If I've learned anything, 255 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:09,034 it's that when an opportunity like this comes around, I have to grab it. 256 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:17,459 You can get on board, or you can quit, but I'm doing this. 257 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,921 Gentlemen, is there a problem? 258 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,967 Is there a problem, Barney? 259 00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:28,469 Mr. DeMille, was it? 260 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,513 That's right. 261 00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:33,058 How can I help? 262 00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:38,271 Well, for starters, I'm gonna need all your passwords. 263 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:39,565 Of course you will. 264 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:12,054 The Fairy Melusine, built in 2012 by Nereids Yachts, 265 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,724 the apex of nautical luxury. 266 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:16,934 If you have fuck-you money, you buy a modest, 267 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,478 entry-level Nereids for around three million. 268 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,481 If you have fuck-it-all money, you have them design a mega yacht 269 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,485 to your custom specifications, for a price on par with a naval destroyer. 270 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,154 And you give them one directive… 271 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,572 length over all. 272 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:32,950 At 197 feet with a 875 gross tonnage, 273 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,620 The Fairy Melusine is powered by Caterpillar engines 274 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:39,208 that give her 5,000 horsepower and a maximum speed of 17 knots. 275 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,126 Nothing lets the millionaires know 276 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:45,422 you're a billionaire like owning a custom white boat. 277 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,632 Oh, Jesus. 278 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,386 I gotta take this. Uh, go ahead, I'll catch up. 279 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,139 I'll just be a second. Yeah, Barney? 280 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:58,267 - So, some news. - Yeah, now's not a great time. 281 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,312 Ashe is investing in the gym. 282 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:04,232 What? You mean… …he's considering it? 283 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,692 No, no. He seems to have already committed. 284 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,193 And Nick didn't tell you? 285 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,655 No, he did. Today. 286 00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,240 Well, can you talk him out of it? 287 00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:13,574 I was hoping you would. 288 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,826 It would be highly suspicious for his business manager 289 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,579 to try to talk him out of 30 million bucks. 290 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:20,831 Thirty million? 291 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,042 Yeah, they're looking at the books as we speak. 292 00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:26,712 - Well, that's not good. Are you worried? - No. 293 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,714 You sound worried. 294 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:31,092 Well, I'm worried I might get worried. 295 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,135 Look, I'm sure Ashe is just putting on a show 296 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,137 to let Nick know how serious he is about this. 297 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,139 It's a… It's a perfunctory review. 298 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,976 They won't get into cash flow. It'll be fine, we're fine. I'm fine. 299 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,186 I got this. 300 00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:45,064 I got this. 301 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,283 Ms. Birch is finishing her call. 302 00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:56,368 Ah, thank you. 303 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,829 - Here we are. - Good. 304 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,465 Cricket Birch made her money the old-fashioned way. 305 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,550 She inherited it. 306 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,844 But that didn't make her any less formidable. 307 00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:16,804 She was Oxford educated, boardroom tested, 308 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,014 and unlike many of her ilk, 309 00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:20,683 she had actually grown the principal instead of squandering it. 310 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,311 Which made her something of a unicorn in the financial world. 311 00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:24,687 And, if the rumors were true, 312 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,148 on certain highly-exclusive dating apps as well. 313 00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:39,702 - Jack, lovely to see you as always. - You too, Cricket. 314 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,246 Oh. Uh, you remember Andrew Cooper? 315 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,665 Hello, Coop. It's been a minute. 316 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:45,875 That it has. Nice boat. 317 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,920 This old thing. 318 00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:49,755 Shall we? 319 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:57,136 You'll see Coop's investment shifts a sizable portion 320 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,680 of the fund's beta to equity, mitigating your exposure. 321 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,098 - It's okay, Jack. - And by Q4, you could— 322 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,560 I don't need the dogs and ponies, I've done the math. 323 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,563 I'll have to come ready, right? 324 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:11,485 All right, so tell me, what can we do to make you more comfortable with this? 325 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,530 You can't. I mean, not really. 326 00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:17,616 I'll either be comfortable, or I won't be. 327 00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:19,617 Why are we here? 328 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:22,621 Because you're an old-school closer, and I love that about you. 329 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:33,006 I've had some Strottarga Bianco escorted from Austria for you. 330 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,758 That's very kind of you. 331 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,635 I will definitely try some before we leave. 332 00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:40,430 Oh, no. You should try it now while it's still fresh. 333 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,688 Uh, how can I say no to that? 334 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,076 Well, you've been awfully quiet. 335 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,246 Yeah, well, Jack had a plan. 336 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,875 Yeah, to bore me into submission, I'm sure. 337 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:11,086 Now the adults can speak freely. 338 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:14,756 You first. 339 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:19,802 Okay. Well, I'm managing a sizable chunk right now. 340 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:23,806 If Jack did to me what he did to you, I would be out for revenge. 341 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:27,268 Not handing his company a management fee on a nine-figure investment, 342 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,688 so you're gonna forgive me if I'm feeling a little suspicious. 343 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,148 Okay. 344 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:35,318 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I've already gotten my revenge. 345 00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:36,612 You mean the Swiss. 346 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:40,115 Oh, don't look so impressed. There's very few secrets in our world. 347 00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:47,915 Look, Jack's the devil I know, that's all. 348 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:51,793 Yeah, that may be true, but it's definitely not all. 349 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,546 Losing the Swiss hurt him. 350 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:58,132 Bailey had to take the hit, and it was a big hit, 351 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:03,555 but somehow Jack managed to preserve Excelsior's returns. 352 00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:05,765 You don't need to look so impressed. 353 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:07,559 You're not the only one that does the math. 354 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,187 So, I don't know what your arrangement is with Jack, 355 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:13,315 and I honestly don't really care. 356 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,859 I just know that Excelsior is as close to bulletproof as it gets, 357 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,196 and that's where I want to be. 358 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:21,907 And it's as simple as that? 359 00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:25,869 Well, no, but… That's the gist of it. 360 00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:31,165 - I don't want any hot money, Coop. - This isn't that. 361 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,501 No redemptions six months in because your investors 362 00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:34,919 don't have the balls for a down market. 363 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,214 - I'm playing the long game. - And I'm not looking for a partner. 364 00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:39,883 - I call the shots. - Understood. 365 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:42,427 I just want to ride your coattails. 366 00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:51,186 I'm having a party tonight. Can you stay? 367 00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:57,900 Hi. Uh, I need some Humboldt Fog, double the Manchego, Smokin' Goat… 368 00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,944 - You know what, he's gonna want a Brie. - Right. 369 00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:02,071 Uh, which one's the one with the moon in the title? 370 00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:03,155 Oh, um… 371 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,700 - Oh, excuse me. 372 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:06,743 One minute. 373 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,705 - Hello? - Elena? 374 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,748 Oh, Chivo. What number is this? 375 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,042 Elena… I need a favor. 376 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:18,213 Can it wait? I'm underwater with Nick's housewarming. 377 00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:20,382 I got arrested. 378 00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:22,593 What? 379 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,887 I was with Luis, and— 380 00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:27,388 Wait, Félix's Luis? 381 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,390 Are you kidding me? 382 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:32,227 Elena! I need you to get me the fuck out of here. 383 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,231 Okay. I'll be there as soon as I can. 384 00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:39,610 Bail is fifty thousand bucks. 385 00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:43,613 Fifty thousand! 386 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:45,907 What the fuck did you do? 387 00:22:45,908 --> 00:22:47,450 No, I can't. 388 00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:49,995 Elena? 389 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:56,919 - Hey. This is Andrew Cooper. 390 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:08,263 So, how long have you been working for Mr. Ashe? 391 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,558 Long time. 392 00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:13,977 - Well… 393 00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:19,024 Uh, this is a client, excuse me. 394 00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:21,193 Barney. 395 00:23:21,944 --> 00:23:23,444 Can I call you back? 396 00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:24,821 I need my money. 397 00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:27,031 Okay, this doesn't work like an ATM. 398 00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:29,575 This is an emergency, okay? I don't care how it works. 399 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,370 I-I need $50,000 today. 400 00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:35,998 That's a bit complicated at the moment. 401 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,083 Complicated how? 402 00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:39,585 You have all my money. I need some of it back. 403 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:40,920 You didn't hold on to any of it? 404 00:23:40,921 --> 00:23:42,631 You told me I didn't need to. 405 00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:44,674 - [sighs, stutters] - Mr. DeMille, 406 00:23:44,675 --> 00:23:46,301 would you come take a look at this? 407 00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:50,179 - Uh, I'm gonna have to call you back. - Barney, do not hang up on me. 408 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:51,431 Okay, then. 409 00:24:53,744 --> 00:24:55,870 I don't recall you being such an introvert. 410 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:00,334 Not really my crowd. 411 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,586 No, I didn't think so. 412 00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:08,217 You're very different since the last time we saw each other. 413 00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:10,260 Older. 414 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,221 Sadder. 415 00:25:13,514 --> 00:25:15,015 Well… 416 00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:17,391 A lot has happened since the last time I saw you. 417 00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:19,018 Yeah, I heard about it. 418 00:25:19,019 --> 00:25:20,854 Oh. Well, then, you know. 419 00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:25,066 - Hope you don't hold it against me. - What? With my family? 420 00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:26,693 It's nothing. 421 00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:32,074 - And you got divorced. - I did. 422 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:34,117 Was it bad? 423 00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:38,622 Still is. 424 00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:41,708 I'm really sorry, Coop. 425 00:25:42,835 --> 00:25:47,005 You were one of the rare faithful ones, or at least where I was concerned. 426 00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:50,049 It was impressive. 427 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:53,553 Ah, yes, well, it turns out there's a whole hell 428 00:25:53,554 --> 00:25:56,348 of a lot more to being married than just not cheating. 429 00:25:57,641 --> 00:25:58,684 Who knew? 430 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,811 Do you remember the conference in Berlin? 431 00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:05,231 I remember we were both pretty drunk. 432 00:26:05,232 --> 00:26:07,233 Oh, you're being very generous. 433 00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:09,611 I think I practically threw myself at you. 434 00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:15,284 You somehow managed the trick of getting me home without making me feel rejected. 435 00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:19,829 Well, I get the feeling you don't really suffer from low self-esteem. 436 00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:23,083 This is true. 437 00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,547 Besides, if I would've slept with you, Jack would've fired me. 438 00:26:30,257 --> 00:26:31,716 Jack did fire you. 439 00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:43,520 Why did you stay tonight? 440 00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:51,778 Probably for the same reason you asked me to. 441 00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:05,018 [Félix, in Spanish] Didn't Danny have a thing with this one? 442 00:28:05,978 --> 00:28:07,229 Shit. 443 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:09,189 Give me a minute. 444 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:19,198 - Look, I know what you're going to say— - You promised me. 445 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:20,742 I kept my promise. 446 00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:22,785 I had nothing to do with it. 447 00:28:22,786 --> 00:28:24,872 Then why is my brother in jail? 448 00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:28,292 Look, Luis was short. 449 00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:33,296 He brought Chivo along for a run. He didn't check with me. 450 00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:34,797 Hmm. 451 00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:36,633 If it means anything, 452 00:28:38,635 --> 00:28:40,220 Luis's been dealt with. 453 00:28:40,846 --> 00:28:42,680 You know what would mean something? 454 00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:43,932 Mmm. 455 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,476 Bail him out. 456 00:28:48,437 --> 00:28:49,688 You don't have the money? 457 00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:54,484 How much do you need? 458 00:28:54,985 --> 00:28:56,069 Fifty thousand. 459 00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:10,000 Fifty… 460 00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:17,132 Chivo. Hmm? 461 00:29:21,303 --> 00:29:22,595 - Thank you. 462 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:27,350 This is a loan. 463 00:29:27,351 --> 00:29:28,976 It's bail. 464 00:29:28,977 --> 00:29:30,437 You'll get it back. 465 00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:37,528 What? You want to charge me interest? 466 00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:40,739 No interest. No strings. 467 00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:46,327 Ay. [clicks tongue, inhales sharply] 468 00:29:46,328 --> 00:29:48,038 There's always strings. 469 00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:02,218 [Mel, in English] Thanks for doing this. 470 00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:05,012 It's been sticking for a while, but then today it just… 471 00:30:05,013 --> 00:30:07,306 - stayed stuck. - My pleasure. 472 00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:09,476 The hinge just needed to be tightened. 473 00:30:16,066 --> 00:30:17,359 Is there anything else you need? 474 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:14,624 Oh, how delicious, mamita. 475 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,835 Your skin is so soft. 476 00:31:18,629 --> 00:31:19,922 So smooth. 477 00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:23,007 - Sí. Sí. - Mm-hmm. 478 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:24,551 Your pussy is so wet! 479 00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:27,345 Like a 20-year-old! 480 00:31:28,597 --> 00:31:30,806 More, more! You want more? 481 00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:31,934 - Si. - Si? 482 00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:41,086 Aren't you going to say anything? 483 00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,505 What do you want me to say? 484 00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:46,048 You're a shit criminal. 485 00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:48,593 Are you trying to get deported? 486 00:32:48,594 --> 00:32:50,179 What do you expect me to do? 487 00:32:50,971 --> 00:32:53,472 I'm not like you. I can't just work for nothing! 488 00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:54,724 Oh. 489 00:32:54,725 --> 00:32:56,934 Is that what you think I'm doing? 490 00:32:56,935 --> 00:32:59,187 You pick up after rich people! 491 00:32:59,188 --> 00:33:00,939 It's honest work. 492 00:33:02,065 --> 00:33:04,817 Who do you think paid for you to come here? Huh? 493 00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:07,486 We came here to do better! 494 00:33:07,487 --> 00:33:10,948 Are you really telling me this is the best we can do? 495 00:33:10,949 --> 00:33:12,033 This is it? 496 00:33:12,034 --> 00:33:14,327 You mean my apartment? 497 00:33:14,328 --> 00:33:15,536 Huh? 498 00:33:15,537 --> 00:33:17,538 The one you're living in rent-free, asshole? 499 00:33:17,539 --> 00:33:19,123 I'm sorry. I didn't mean— 500 00:33:19,124 --> 00:33:22,878 You ungrateful little shit! I missed work to bail your sorry ass out of jail! 501 00:33:24,004 --> 00:33:25,005 Don't worry. 502 00:33:26,006 --> 00:33:27,007 I'll get out of your way 503 00:33:28,634 --> 00:33:30,092 so you can go clean some more toilets. 504 00:33:30,093 --> 00:33:31,428 Fuck you, Chivo. 505 00:33:32,596 --> 00:33:34,389 Hey! Where the fuck do you think you're going? 506 00:33:35,057 --> 00:33:36,600 Anywhere but here. 507 00:34:03,377 --> 00:34:04,378 Ow! 508 00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:08,004 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 509 00:34:08,005 --> 00:34:09,756 Please. 510 00:34:09,757 --> 00:34:12,218 - Jack, you need to calm down, okay? - Hey. You better get in here. 511 00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:13,553 …fucking over. 512 00:34:13,554 --> 00:34:16,472 Please, Jack, you have to calm down, okay? Just breathe with me— 513 00:34:16,473 --> 00:34:19,475 Do not give me any of that yoga bullshit. Jesus Christ, Coop. 514 00:34:19,476 --> 00:34:21,017 What's-What's going on, pal? 515 00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:22,102 The fucking boner pills. 516 00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:24,647 Oh, God. Can you please give us a second? 517 00:34:24,648 --> 00:34:27,191 - Thank you so much. - I think I took too many of 'em. 518 00:34:27,192 --> 00:34:29,651 - How many of those did you take? - You saw them. What would you do? 519 00:34:29,652 --> 00:34:32,238 It-It just feels like it's about to fucking explode. 520 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,446 Can you r-r-release? 521 00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:35,700 No, I can't! It's like a fucking steel pole! 522 00:34:35,701 --> 00:34:38,119 Oh, fuck, I think I'm having a fucking heart attack— 523 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,788 No, no, just relax and breathe. You're just having a panic attack. 524 00:34:40,789 --> 00:34:42,247 I'm not gonna relax! 525 00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:43,625 My dick is purple! 526 00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:48,922 I'm gonna get the medic. 527 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,051 Fuck. 528 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,976 Must have felt like fucking Christmas for you seeing me like that. 529 00:35:01,977 --> 00:35:03,729 No, actually it didn't. 530 00:35:07,608 --> 00:35:10,485 I'm sure you'll be dining out on it for months. 531 00:35:12,112 --> 00:35:14,114 I feel like a fucking clown. 532 00:35:14,823 --> 00:35:16,616 It's humiliating. 533 00:35:16,617 --> 00:35:20,454 Jack, if it makes you feel any better, it never happened, okay? 534 00:35:22,247 --> 00:35:26,293 You know, not too long ago, I was you. 535 00:35:27,461 --> 00:35:29,838 I was good-looking, vital. 536 00:35:30,464 --> 00:35:31,632 Top of my game. 537 00:35:32,216 --> 00:35:34,843 I walked into a room and people paid attention. 538 00:35:36,345 --> 00:35:39,389 My swagger had swagger, you know? 539 00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:43,392 You get used to feeling that way, 540 00:35:43,393 --> 00:35:45,395 you think that's how it will always be and… 541 00:35:47,022 --> 00:35:48,857 then you realize… 542 00:35:52,402 --> 00:35:55,113 people stopped seeing you a long time ago. 543 00:35:57,282 --> 00:35:59,076 You're halfway to invisible. 544 00:36:04,915 --> 00:36:07,041 Well, I'm sure that'll never happen to you, Jack. 545 00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:09,126 She dismissed me from the fucking meeting, Coop. 546 00:36:09,127 --> 00:36:13,549 I run $2 billion for her, and she sent me off to eat fucking fish eggs! 547 00:36:14,508 --> 00:36:16,301 While you closed the deal. 548 00:36:18,929 --> 00:36:19,930 Did you fuck her? 549 00:36:22,474 --> 00:36:23,767 You fucked her. 550 00:36:27,145 --> 00:36:28,896 - Enjoy it while you can, Coop. 551 00:36:28,897 --> 00:36:31,525 It doesn't last nearly as long as you think it will. 552 00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:35,194 One day you're gonna wake up and you're not gonna be you anymore, 553 00:36:35,195 --> 00:36:36,530 you're gonna be me. 554 00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:39,699 And you're gonna realize you haven't been the guy 555 00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:42,452 that you thought you were for a long time. 556 00:36:44,454 --> 00:36:49,293 I gotta tell you, when that realization sinks in… 557 00:36:53,338 --> 00:36:55,883 it's fucking terrifying. 558 00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:23,243 Thank you. Thanks, guys. 559 00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:31,584 You spend your life avoiding certain realities. 560 00:37:31,585 --> 00:37:34,003 Then one day you find yourself on a private jet, 561 00:37:34,004 --> 00:37:36,631 having the truth dropped on you by a horny old prophet 562 00:37:36,632 --> 00:37:38,257 who just a few hours earlier 563 00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:40,385 needed his throbbing erection drained by a medic. 564 00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:49,894 And as strange as it sounds, 565 00:37:49,895 --> 00:37:52,731 you understand in a way you haven't until that very moment. 566 00:37:53,941 --> 00:37:56,026 Just how old you really are. 567 00:38:19,842 --> 00:38:23,428 I said hi to Morgan at school, and she gave me the stink eye. 568 00:38:24,096 --> 00:38:25,721 That's better than what she gives me. 569 00:38:25,722 --> 00:38:29,268 Don't worry. She's just pissed because Delilah is a legit hottie. 570 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:32,812 - W-We're not… - Oh, come on, it's fine. 571 00:38:32,813 --> 00:38:33,856 She seems cool. 572 00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:40,236 Plus, you're both weirdos, so, you know, there's that. 573 00:38:41,488 --> 00:38:44,616 Hey, I didn't know you were back. 574 00:38:46,243 --> 00:38:47,368 I'm not back. 575 00:38:47,369 --> 00:38:48,745 I'm just getting some things. 576 00:38:50,831 --> 00:38:52,415 You have any clothes you want washed? 577 00:38:52,416 --> 00:38:54,125 I can do my own laundry, Mom. 578 00:38:54,126 --> 00:38:55,459 Really? 579 00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:57,171 Yes, really. 580 00:39:10,225 --> 00:39:13,395 Oof. You're stuck dealing with all that on your own now. 581 00:39:14,104 --> 00:39:15,564 She's just trying to be nice. 582 00:39:16,398 --> 00:39:17,608 What's your problem? 583 00:39:18,275 --> 00:39:20,194 I don't think I'm the one with the problem. 584 00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:37,336 Whoa. 585 00:39:54,728 --> 00:39:56,979 This week's roundup of flubs, flops, 586 00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:59,524 and straight up failures kicks off in Dallas. 587 00:40:09,326 --> 00:40:10,327 Hey. 588 00:40:20,212 --> 00:40:21,838 - Hey! - Hi! 589 00:40:21,839 --> 00:40:23,172 Whoo! 590 00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:24,883 Hey, hey! 591 00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,054 Oh, I see you. 592 00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:33,474 - After these, get to the mozzarella. - Okay, um, 593 00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:35,184 - the nacho bar needs to be refreshed. - Mm-hmm. 594 00:40:35,185 --> 00:40:37,061 The fire is out under one of the chafing dishes. 595 00:40:37,062 --> 00:40:40,064 And can you please remind your employees again 596 00:40:40,065 --> 00:40:41,566 to only use the downstairs bathroom please. 597 00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:43,234 - Yes, ma'am. 598 00:40:43,235 --> 00:40:44,735 IDIOT 599 00:40:44,736 --> 00:40:46,070 I'm busy. 600 00:40:46,071 --> 00:40:47,823 Your boy is gone. 601 00:40:48,407 --> 00:40:49,490 What! 602 00:40:49,491 --> 00:40:50,783 Chivo! He flew the coop. 603 00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:52,952 What are you talking about? 604 00:40:52,953 --> 00:40:54,997 I'm in your apartment and he's gone. 605 00:40:55,831 --> 00:40:57,331 What the fuck are you doing in my house? 606 00:40:57,332 --> 00:40:58,166 Listen to me! 607 00:40:58,750 --> 00:40:59,668 All of his stuff is gone! 608 00:41:00,252 --> 00:41:01,336 He's skipping out! 609 00:41:02,838 --> 00:41:03,921 Shit! 610 00:41:03,922 --> 00:41:06,841 Hey, Elena, uh, one of the chafing dishes is out. 611 00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:08,759 That's my bail money— 612 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,096 Son of a bitch! If they don't have my fucking money… 613 00:41:14,516 --> 00:41:15,559 Something wrong? 614 00:41:17,144 --> 00:41:18,227 I have to go. 615 00:41:18,228 --> 00:41:19,188 Right now? 616 00:41:20,397 --> 00:41:21,398 Right now. 617 00:41:22,357 --> 00:41:25,109 - I'm sorry. - Ah. Shit. 618 00:41:46,048 --> 00:41:47,674 Yeah, you were right. 619 00:41:48,342 --> 00:41:49,343 Mel? 620 00:41:50,969 --> 00:41:52,261 Hey. 621 00:41:54,014 --> 00:41:56,642 Oh, I'm glad you made it. 622 00:41:57,518 --> 00:41:58,601 Sensei. 623 00:41:58,602 --> 00:42:00,520 Okay, don't hate on my vibe. 624 00:42:00,521 --> 00:42:02,188 - Look at this place. 625 00:42:02,189 --> 00:42:03,314 It's quite something. 626 00:42:03,315 --> 00:42:04,565 - Thank you. Ladies. - Hey. 627 00:42:04,566 --> 00:42:05,567 - Hi. 628 00:42:07,110 --> 00:42:09,153 And they are quite something. 629 00:42:09,154 --> 00:42:10,572 Which one's your date? 630 00:42:11,156 --> 00:42:12,323 All of them? 631 00:42:12,324 --> 00:42:14,742 Oh, come on. I couldn't even handle one of you. 632 00:42:17,913 --> 00:42:19,705 Hey, how's the book coming along? 633 00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:21,415 - Good, really good. - Really? 634 00:42:21,416 --> 00:42:23,084 - No, not really. - No? 635 00:42:23,085 --> 00:42:24,210 What's up, Nick? 636 00:42:24,211 --> 00:42:25,628 Hey, Gordy. 637 00:42:25,629 --> 00:42:26,712 - Hey, man. - What's up? 638 00:42:26,713 --> 00:42:27,797 - I'll catch you later. - Yes. 639 00:42:27,798 --> 00:42:30,174 - Your house is something else. - My God. I mean, look at this house. 640 00:42:30,175 --> 00:42:31,468 Aw, Lisa. I appreciate you. 641 00:42:33,762 --> 00:42:35,180 Thank you. 642 00:42:36,974 --> 00:42:38,058 Oh, cool! 643 00:42:38,892 --> 00:42:41,936 Hmm. Not bad. 644 00:42:41,937 --> 00:42:44,898 - Hey, are you okay? - Mm-hmm. Why? 645 00:42:46,149 --> 00:42:47,900 You are stress eating. 646 00:42:47,901 --> 00:42:50,528 No, I'm stress serving. I haven't actually eaten anything yet. 647 00:42:50,529 --> 00:42:52,406 Mmm. Hey. 648 00:42:53,615 --> 00:42:54,699 How are you feeling? 649 00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:57,243 Mmm. All good. 650 00:42:59,413 --> 00:43:00,998 Work though, it was only… 651 00:43:02,124 --> 00:43:03,625 Hey, is this weird for you? 652 00:43:05,335 --> 00:43:06,961 No, why would it be weird? 653 00:43:06,962 --> 00:43:09,463 Seriously? Nick's house. 654 00:43:09,464 --> 00:43:13,551 A parade of twenty-something models walking around like concubines. 655 00:43:13,552 --> 00:43:15,888 I mean, he's probably gonna have an orgy later. 656 00:43:16,638 --> 00:43:18,556 Well, that was fucking weird. Thanks for that. 657 00:43:18,557 --> 00:43:21,267 Don't you guys think this is more house than he needs? 658 00:43:21,268 --> 00:43:22,852 He's a professional athlete. 659 00:43:22,853 --> 00:43:24,145 He's gotta represent. 660 00:43:24,146 --> 00:43:26,898 The smaller houses didn't have basketball courts in the basement. 661 00:43:26,899 --> 00:43:27,982 - Mmm. - Sure. Sure. 662 00:43:32,613 --> 00:43:33,696 Hi, everybody. 663 00:43:33,697 --> 00:43:37,325 Hi. Oh, my… Yes, please. 664 00:43:37,326 --> 00:43:39,577 - What? You're very attractive. - Thank you. 665 00:43:39,578 --> 00:43:41,163 - Mm-hmm. - What about me? Am I not handsome? 666 00:43:41,747 --> 00:43:43,789 You're a Westchester seven. 667 00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:46,043 - I'll take it. 668 00:43:46,627 --> 00:43:47,585 Hi. 669 00:43:47,586 --> 00:43:50,338 - Hey. - Oh, Mel, you don't have a drink. 670 00:43:50,339 --> 00:43:52,174 Oh, I'm not… I'm not drinking tonight. 671 00:43:52,883 --> 00:43:54,759 Oh, because of the Seder. 672 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,762 Honey, no one even noticed. Grace, do you need a refill? 673 00:43:57,763 --> 00:44:00,598 Uh, no, um, I'm not drinking tonight either. 674 00:44:00,599 --> 00:44:02,975 Wait. Okay, what is happening right now? 675 00:44:02,976 --> 00:44:06,020 Okay. Wait, we're all just not drinking anymore? 676 00:44:06,021 --> 00:44:07,772 - No, it's— - No, nothing like that. 677 00:44:07,773 --> 00:44:11,234 I just, um… Um… 678 00:44:11,235 --> 00:44:13,069 Solidarity with Mel. 679 00:44:13,070 --> 00:44:14,820 Oh, my God, you're pregnant. 680 00:44:14,821 --> 00:44:16,113 What? 681 00:44:16,114 --> 00:44:19,867 - I can always tell these things. Are you? - It's her gift. 682 00:44:19,868 --> 00:44:23,496 Except when she's wrong, which is more than occasionally, less than often. 683 00:44:23,497 --> 00:44:24,580 - Be right back. - Wait. 684 00:44:24,581 --> 00:44:26,290 Excuse me. What the fuck? 685 00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:28,501 Ladies, come here. 686 00:44:28,502 --> 00:44:30,253 Grace is pregnant. 687 00:44:30,254 --> 00:44:32,505 - What? - Yes, she is. 688 00:44:32,506 --> 00:44:34,006 Oh, Grace! 689 00:44:34,007 --> 00:44:36,134 You are so fucking young. I hate you. 690 00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:39,428 Hi, could you take care of this for me? Thank you so much. 691 00:44:39,429 --> 00:44:41,681 - Hey, guys! - Hey. 692 00:44:41,682 --> 00:44:42,849 - How are you? - Good. 693 00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:45,101 What's the commotion over there? 694 00:44:45,102 --> 00:44:46,853 Hmm? Oh, Grace is pregnant. 695 00:44:46,854 --> 00:44:48,604 - What? - Yeah, not planned. 696 00:44:48,605 --> 00:44:49,939 I'm gonna go say congrats. 697 00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:52,733 Okay. How are you? What are we talking about? 698 00:44:52,734 --> 00:44:54,944 - Oh, you know. Things. - Business. 699 00:44:54,945 --> 00:44:55,946 Come on, you. 700 00:44:56,530 --> 00:44:58,823 - Uh, I'll catch you later. - That was fun. 701 00:44:58,824 --> 00:45:00,074 Yeah, good chat, good chat. 702 00:45:00,075 --> 00:45:02,493 Hey, congratulations, my friend. It's a beautiful thing. 703 00:45:02,494 --> 00:45:03,578 Thanks, thanks. 704 00:45:03,579 --> 00:45:07,164 Yes, and hey, congrats to you on joining our Strong Ass Gym family. 705 00:45:07,165 --> 00:45:09,083 I know, right? I mean, I'm super pumped about it. 706 00:45:10,377 --> 00:45:12,378 I, uh, met your guy DeMille. 707 00:45:12,379 --> 00:45:14,755 Oh, yeah, great. Right, right, right. Thank you for doing that. 708 00:45:14,756 --> 00:45:16,340 Yeah, I know he could be a little, 709 00:45:16,341 --> 00:45:18,676 um, well, he's not what you'd call warm and fuzzy, right. 710 00:45:18,677 --> 00:45:21,179 But, uh, the man is a fucking machine. I'd be lost without him. 711 00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:23,931 Yeah, yeah. No, he-he-he is great. 712 00:45:23,932 --> 00:45:28,477 Uh, listen. I could easily prepare everything for you. 713 00:45:28,478 --> 00:45:32,064 I've been working with Nick a long time. I know where all the bodies are buried. 714 00:45:32,065 --> 00:45:34,025 - Not that there are any, so. 715 00:45:34,026 --> 00:45:36,277 No, no, no, no, I know it's… Look, it's nothing personal. 716 00:45:36,278 --> 00:45:37,987 Truth is, I've been dry fucked before. 717 00:45:37,988 --> 00:45:40,114 I have a habit of making impulsive decisions. 718 00:45:40,115 --> 00:45:41,699 That's why I have DeMille. He's a details guy. 719 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,117 Like you. He keeps me in check. 720 00:45:43,118 --> 00:45:45,286 Of course. God's in the details, right? 721 00:45:45,287 --> 00:45:47,455 - That's right. - You got, um… You got a timeline? 722 00:45:47,456 --> 00:45:48,539 - Or… - Mmm. 723 00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:50,333 It usually takes about a few weeks, 724 00:45:50,334 --> 00:45:51,918 but he'll just do a full audit of your books, 725 00:45:51,919 --> 00:45:54,045 and then we'll set up a template for scaling up. 726 00:45:54,046 --> 00:45:55,213 Yeah. 727 00:45:55,214 --> 00:45:56,298 An audit? 728 00:45:57,508 --> 00:46:00,177 Yeah. Due diligence, my friend, due diligence. 729 00:46:00,802 --> 00:46:03,721 Oh, Jesus Christ, look at these women. 730 00:46:03,722 --> 00:46:04,805 - Yeah. Okay. - So— 731 00:46:04,806 --> 00:46:06,557 Come on, let's get fucked up. 732 00:46:18,737 --> 00:46:20,905 Coop! Yes, sir, you made it. 733 00:46:20,906 --> 00:46:22,865 - Hey. - What's going on? 734 00:46:22,866 --> 00:46:24,617 Well, nice to see you. Hello, gentlemen. 735 00:46:24,618 --> 00:46:26,619 - Fellas, this is my buddy Coop. - How are we doing? 736 00:46:26,620 --> 00:46:28,037 - Hi. Nice to see you. Hey. - Hey. 737 00:46:28,038 --> 00:46:29,872 Ah, I'm gonna get a drink. I'll be right back. 738 00:46:29,873 --> 00:46:30,957 - Yeah. - What's up, brother. 739 00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:32,416 Good to see you, pal. 740 00:46:32,417 --> 00:46:35,628 So, guys, none of you ever tried to play in the NBA or what? 741 00:46:35,629 --> 00:46:36,963 - Dude. - What? 742 00:46:36,964 --> 00:46:38,673 - Be cool. Let them enjoy the party. - Is that not cool? 743 00:46:38,674 --> 00:46:40,424 - Oh, come on. - No, it's not cool. It's obnoxious. 744 00:46:54,147 --> 00:46:55,274 Is it safe? 745 00:46:58,402 --> 00:46:59,611 Very funny. 746 00:47:00,612 --> 00:47:02,238 - It's water. - Oh? 747 00:47:12,082 --> 00:47:13,083 You okay? 748 00:47:15,502 --> 00:47:18,004 Her being around. How does it not bother you? 749 00:47:18,005 --> 00:47:21,299 I don't know. Maybe I have bigger problems. 750 00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:23,509 Look, it was a hard year for all of us. 751 00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:26,137 Sam too, but we're all still here. 752 00:47:26,138 --> 00:47:29,474 Maybe, we should just do our best to try to get along. 753 00:47:30,475 --> 00:47:32,144 What? Are you running for mayor? 754 00:47:35,522 --> 00:47:37,733 - I think we're all… - Yeah. 755 00:47:38,901 --> 00:47:41,278 Why does it seem like it's so much easier for everybody else? 756 00:47:44,990 --> 00:47:46,742 Do I need to worry about you? 757 00:47:47,701 --> 00:47:49,161 I'll get back to you on that. 758 00:47:51,496 --> 00:47:52,497 I got to find Grace. 759 00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:56,084 Hey. 760 00:48:00,214 --> 00:48:01,632 Here if you need me. 761 00:48:04,676 --> 00:48:05,677 Okay. 762 00:48:14,311 --> 00:48:15,394 L'chaim. 763 00:48:16,813 --> 00:48:18,481 We're getting dry fucked. 764 00:48:18,482 --> 00:48:19,775 - What? - Yeah. 765 00:48:20,442 --> 00:48:22,694 Ashe's guys. It's a full-blown audit. 766 00:48:23,487 --> 00:48:24,570 Audit? 767 00:48:24,571 --> 00:48:27,823 I thought you had it handled. I thought this was perfunctory. 768 00:48:27,824 --> 00:48:29,284 Yeah, it's a perfunctory audit. 769 00:48:30,452 --> 00:48:33,038 All of my money is in there. 770 00:48:33,664 --> 00:48:35,541 Yeah, well, it's frozen until this is over. 771 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:38,376 Elena's gonna be pissed. 772 00:48:38,377 --> 00:48:40,003 Oh, she already is. 773 00:48:42,130 --> 00:48:44,507 - Can I have one? 774 00:49:09,575 --> 00:49:12,618 Oh, oh. Come on. Let's dance. Let's dance. 775 00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:14,287 - Sweetie, I'm-I'm way too sober. - Please. 776 00:49:14,288 --> 00:49:17,373 Oh, come on, while I can still see my toes even a little bit. 777 00:49:17,374 --> 00:49:19,417 - You go. - Okay. 778 00:49:35,392 --> 00:49:36,684 One sec. 779 00:49:36,685 --> 00:49:37,894 - What? - I'll be right back. 780 00:49:37,895 --> 00:49:39,104 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 781 00:49:56,747 --> 00:49:57,748 Wow. 782 00:50:37,538 --> 00:50:39,748 Come on. 783 00:50:46,588 --> 00:50:48,339 - No way. - Mel. 784 00:50:48,340 --> 00:50:50,341 No, I'm-I'm not doing this now. 785 00:50:50,342 --> 00:50:53,511 Well, is there any time that you think would be good for us 786 00:50:53,512 --> 00:50:55,012 to, you know, get together and talk? 787 00:50:55,013 --> 00:50:56,640 Kinda busy these days. 788 00:50:57,266 --> 00:50:58,808 I just wanna talk to you. 789 00:50:58,809 --> 00:51:01,228 - I just— - What? You wanna explain? 790 00:51:02,145 --> 00:51:04,313 Like, you can chalk this up to some kind of misunderstanding? 791 00:51:04,314 --> 00:51:05,815 Apologize. 792 00:51:05,816 --> 00:51:08,818 - Oh, you want to apologize. - I was gonna say apologize. 793 00:51:08,819 --> 00:51:11,153 Oh, really? 794 00:51:11,154 --> 00:51:12,530 Yes. 795 00:51:12,531 --> 00:51:14,408 I don't think you fully comprehend what you did. 796 00:51:15,325 --> 00:51:20,705 And frankly, I think it's insane that all these people here seem to have forgotten— 797 00:51:20,706 --> 00:51:23,291 I don't care about all of these people. I care about you. 798 00:51:23,292 --> 00:51:25,919 If you cared about me, you wouldn't have fucked my husband. 799 00:51:28,172 --> 00:51:30,298 - Is that what this is about for you? - No, that's not what I meant. 800 00:51:30,299 --> 00:51:32,925 Because if that's the case, this will be a much easier conversation. 801 00:51:32,926 --> 00:51:34,844 It isn't, and we're not having a conversation. 802 00:51:34,845 --> 00:51:36,179 Hmm. It feels like we might be. 803 00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:38,222 That's because you won't stop talking. 804 00:51:38,223 --> 00:51:39,891 I know, because you won't fucking hear me. 805 00:51:39,892 --> 00:51:44,312 Maybe you've forgotten because you haven't talked to me in, like, a year, 806 00:51:44,313 --> 00:51:48,232 but I can go on and on and on until you hear me out. 807 00:51:48,233 --> 00:51:50,360 I will wear you the fuck down, Mel. 808 00:51:52,654 --> 00:51:56,575 You were gonna destroy my family for a $20 million payout. 809 00:52:09,421 --> 00:52:10,631 You know what I think? 810 00:52:13,175 --> 00:52:16,803 I think you're probably a narcissistic sociopath. 811 00:52:17,763 --> 00:52:22,350 And that is my professional opinion as an experienced therapist who has a— 812 00:52:22,351 --> 00:52:24,477 - [grunts, screams] Ow! - Oh, my God. 813 00:52:24,478 --> 00:52:26,437 - Oh, my God. - Ow. Fuck! Ow! 814 00:52:26,438 --> 00:52:29,190 - Wait, Mel, are you okay? - Just don't touch me. 815 00:52:29,191 --> 00:52:32,068 - Are you okay? - Just please, please leave me alone. 816 00:52:32,069 --> 00:52:33,778 I will. I just… 817 00:52:33,779 --> 00:52:37,115 It looked like a really hard fall, and I just wanna make sure you're okay. 818 00:52:45,332 --> 00:52:46,416 Out of everyone. 819 00:52:49,795 --> 00:52:51,255 You. Out of everyone. 820 00:52:52,214 --> 00:52:53,799 You were my friend. 821 00:52:54,967 --> 00:52:56,176 I know. 822 00:52:57,970 --> 00:53:00,388 I don't understand how you could do that, 823 00:53:00,389 --> 00:53:04,517 and I don't understand why everyone loves you again, and they hate me. 824 00:53:04,518 --> 00:53:07,770 - What? No one hates you. - Yes, they do. 825 00:53:07,771 --> 00:53:10,982 My daughter hates me. My neighbor hates me. 826 00:53:10,983 --> 00:53:14,110 Their fucking dog hates me! Dogs are supposed to love everybody. 827 00:53:14,111 --> 00:53:16,904 My body hates me. Nothing works anymore. 828 00:53:16,905 --> 00:53:19,950 I'm a dried husk who can't come! 829 00:53:21,159 --> 00:53:22,326 Oh, uh… 830 00:53:22,327 --> 00:53:23,620 Yeah. 831 00:53:26,582 --> 00:53:27,583 I know… 832 00:53:29,835 --> 00:53:31,378 what I did was awful. 833 00:53:32,838 --> 00:53:34,673 And I'm so sorry about it all. 834 00:53:35,591 --> 00:53:39,177 I just need you to know I am so sorry 835 00:53:39,178 --> 00:53:42,388 that I don't have room in me for anything else. 836 00:53:42,389 --> 00:53:46,602 I am exclusively and perpetually sorry. 837 00:53:47,519 --> 00:53:50,897 I look back, and I don't even know who that person was. 838 00:53:50,898 --> 00:53:53,524 I think I was just drowning so long 839 00:53:53,525 --> 00:53:57,987 without realizing and then suddenly I'm like out of air, 840 00:53:57,988 --> 00:54:02,491 and I panicked, and I did a terrible, terrible thing, 841 00:54:02,492 --> 00:54:04,035 and I know you won't forgive me. 842 00:54:04,036 --> 00:54:05,953 I mean, why the hell would you? 843 00:54:05,954 --> 00:54:10,541 And even if you did, I'll never forgive myself. 844 00:54:10,542 --> 00:54:14,463 It hangs over my head every minute of every day. 845 00:54:15,464 --> 00:54:21,470 Like a dark storm of, like, regret and self-loathing, and I hate myself. 846 00:54:24,473 --> 00:54:29,602 I hate myself, and I hate so much that I hurt you, Mel. 847 00:54:29,603 --> 00:54:31,355 You have no idea. 848 00:54:39,321 --> 00:54:40,322 Okay. 849 00:54:43,909 --> 00:54:45,577 And now I'll go. 850 00:54:47,037 --> 00:54:48,038 Wait. 851 00:54:53,877 --> 00:54:55,629 Sit here a minute. 852 00:55:02,970 --> 00:55:04,555 - I just— - But don't talk. 853 00:55:15,148 --> 00:55:16,358 Chivo. 854 00:55:38,714 --> 00:55:40,340 Got enough cheese there, Brad? 855 00:55:43,135 --> 00:55:45,721 - Yeah, this is good. - Oh, no. Fuck. 856 00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:51,017 Now, I want you to be honest, Tony. 857 00:55:51,018 --> 00:55:52,977 Would you ever hang something like this in your own home? 858 00:55:52,978 --> 00:55:54,437 - Fuck, no. 859 00:55:54,438 --> 00:55:57,565 Coop, you've gotta stop Nick from hanging this up. 860 00:55:57,566 --> 00:56:00,985 - Uh, I gotta take this. Sorry, guys. 861 00:56:00,986 --> 00:56:02,236 There he is! 862 00:56:02,237 --> 00:56:05,865 Coop. There's my badass motherfucker. 863 00:56:05,866 --> 00:56:07,700 - You did it. - Okay? 864 00:56:07,701 --> 00:56:09,243 Excelsior, you did it. 865 00:56:09,244 --> 00:56:10,703 I didn't think you'd be able to pull it off. 866 00:56:10,704 --> 00:56:12,038 - No offense. - None taken. 867 00:56:12,039 --> 00:56:14,332 You are a fucking legend. You know that? We're gonna celebrate. 868 00:56:14,333 --> 00:56:16,667 We're gonna fucking party right now. We're gonna celebrate. We're gonna party. 869 00:56:16,668 --> 00:56:19,295 - Let's party. Let's go. - You know, I just have to take this call. 870 00:56:19,296 --> 00:56:21,215 Give me… Give me one second. Thanks. 871 00:56:21,924 --> 00:56:23,467 Hey, yeah… 872 00:56:26,136 --> 00:56:27,137 What? 873 00:56:29,097 --> 00:56:30,265 No, uh… 874 00:56:31,225 --> 00:56:33,976 No, no, no, you stay there. I'll be there as soon as I can. 875 00:56:33,977 --> 00:56:34,978 Yeah. 876 00:56:36,730 --> 00:56:37,981 We good? 877 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,818 My dad just died.