1 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:13,013 No, Mom. We can do better than this. 2 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:15,849 It's going underground, what's the difference? 3 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,726 He would've wanted something nicer. 4 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:20,229 Well, he should have thought about that before he left us. 5 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,281 Lilies are a classic option. 6 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,785 Some prefer something more exotic, like an orchid. 7 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:39,164 You can also spring for a custom arrangement for the wreath. 8 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,667 We have an agreement with the florist down the street. 9 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:46,255 They will work with you if you have a design or color scheme in mind. 10 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,190 Your father and I weren't big on parties. 11 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:06,650 He only gets one of these. 12 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:10,362 Well, I just don't see why it has to be such a big to-do. 13 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:13,740 We hired caterers, Mom. You don't have to actually do anything. 14 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:17,619 Having help is always more work. They don't know where anything is. 15 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:20,455 - There's never enough food. - There'll be plenty of food. 16 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,585 This house isn't big enough for so many people. 17 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,670 Well, Mel offered to host. 18 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,338 And how would that look? 19 00:01:58,744 --> 00:01:59,745 Dad? 20 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:44,266 As we prepare to commit our brother, Ronald Cooper, 21 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,351 to his final resting place, 22 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:50,939 I'd like to invite his daughter, Allison, to honor her father with a song. 23 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,489 I used to play this song when I was younger. 24 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:01,742 And it meant a lot to me. 25 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,120 I'd like to think it meant a lot to him too. 26 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,268 This is what happens. 27 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:12,437 You marry your high school sweetheart. 28 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,606 You have a couple kids. 29 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,441 You start making money. 30 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,402 It's not a lot, 31 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,864 but if you keep your nut small, you can save for a rainy day. 32 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,951 And those do come. 33 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:30,080 So, you tell yourself next year is the year you'll travel, 34 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:31,874 buy the nice car. 35 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,669 You get so accustomed to postponing the reward, 36 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:38,172 you forget what it was you wanted in the first place. 37 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,424 But that's all right. 38 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,343 At least you have your health. 39 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,680 Then, on a day like any other day, 40 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,100 you go to sleep, and you don't wake up. 41 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:54,062 And your carefully managed life ends just like that, 42 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:56,273 with no warning 43 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:58,442 and no fanfare. 44 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:02,487 Laid to rest by a pastor who's never even met you. 45 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,325 And knowing my father, he would have been okay with that. 46 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:09,328 But I think he would've liked to say goodbye. 47 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:14,499 Andrew. 48 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:19,254 - I am so sorry for your loss. - Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. 49 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:21,840 - Thanks for being here. Appreciate it. - Yeah. 50 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,449 I kinda always hoped she'd die first, you know? 51 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,912 Let Dad have a few years to enjoy himself. 52 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:55,541 Yeah, well, she never seemed terribly happy about being alive. 53 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,961 What about you? You gonna be okay today? 54 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:01,880 Who, me? Oh, yeah. Why wouldn't I be? 55 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,591 It's okay if you're not. 56 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:06,635 Thanks. But you don't have to worry about me. 57 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,387 I'm sad… 58 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,305 …but in the dead dad way. 59 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,057 Not the bipolar way. 60 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:14,434 Hey, Mel. 61 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:16,979 - You sang beautifully. - Thank you. 62 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:20,649 - And thanks for helping us out. - Oh, yeah. 63 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:24,069 Your mom made me add and remove the leaf to that table like four times. 64 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,779 - God. - Sorry. 65 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:29,199 - Will you take these upstairs, dear? - Oh. Of course. 66 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:30,868 - Mom. - It's… It's fine. 67 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,203 - I'm happy to help. - Good, I'm glad, 68 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:36,248 - because the caterer needs it. - Oh, she really doesn't. 69 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:39,001 She doesn't even know how to use a vegetable peeler. 70 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,420 She knows how to prepare food, Mom. She does it for a living. 71 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:43,046 - Ali. - It's not a problem. 72 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:47,009 I will drop these off and then go figure out the whole peeler/non-peeler situation. 73 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,719 Why don't you let me take those upstairs? 74 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,846 - It's okay, I got it. - I can take 'em up. 75 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,932 Why don't you get yourself a drink 'cause I think you could use one? 76 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,106 What? 77 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,609 You two don't behave like a divorced couple. 78 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:04,943 - Mom… - You don't. 79 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:16,413 We're so sorry for your loss. 80 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,750 He loved you so much. It's been ages. 81 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:23,295 Honey, look at you. 82 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,380 You are a woman. 83 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:26,757 - Isn't she, Glen? 84 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:28,967 Am I allowed to say? 85 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,302 And you. 86 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:33,472 You are the spitting image of your father at the same age. 87 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,682 You still doing the acting? 88 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,684 - Music. - Right. 89 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:42,147 You know, my sister's brother-in-law was off-Broadway once. 90 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:43,482 I should connect you two. 91 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,734 Again, not acting. 92 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,486 I think they sang too. 93 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:48,987 Didn't they sing, Glen? 94 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,324 Oh, there's Marley. 95 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:57,913 Well, I'm sorry about your grandpa. 96 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:58,997 Thank you. 97 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:06,338 How long do you think we have to stay? 98 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,923 Oh, I think the whole time. 99 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,761 Oh, God. Mom keeps staring at me. 100 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:15,013 I can feel how badly she wants to lecture me. 101 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:17,057 Okay, don't be a dick to her today. 102 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,517 You're taking her side? 103 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,478 I'm taking the side of whoever's not being a dick. 104 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,109 Best trips I've ever taken! 105 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:30,279 We went in October, December and March. 106 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:32,197 That is a lot of cruises. 107 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:34,741 - Mar… Marley should come this year. 108 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,118 She'll have a blast. 109 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,786 Well, good luck getting her on a boat. 110 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:43,584 I'm telling you, the singles scene on these things pu-puts Florida to shame. 111 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,085 - Is that so? - Yeah. 112 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:50,299 - Oh, wow. - So we worked together for over 20 years, 113 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:52,384 and we did a Secret Santa 114 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,928 every Christmas. 115 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:57,014 We had a running gag 116 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:02,060 where no matter who got Ron, they'd give him socks. 117 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:04,104 I don't… I don't get it. 118 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:06,815 Was it the socks? Did they say something funny? 119 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:09,610 It was just a running gag. 120 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:10,694 Oh. 121 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,071 Ron was always a good sport about it. 122 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:22,372 Andrew. Linda Marshall. I play canasta with your mother. 123 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,249 I'm so sorry for your loss. 124 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,334 Thank you. 125 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:29,046 The Lord takes us when He takes us. 126 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:32,132 That is literally true. 127 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,804 You make such a lovely couple. 128 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:40,807 Oh, you're sweet, but we've been divorced some time now. 129 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:42,100 Well… 130 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:45,521 …my daughter Emily is divorced. 131 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:47,981 I'll get you her number. 132 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:52,277 - Okay. - Who's that? 133 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:55,614 That's Hal Singer, Artie Stein, 134 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:59,660 and that's me over there looking like I don't know my ass from my elbow. 135 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:00,911 Which one is my dad? 136 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,580 He wasn't there that day. 137 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,673 …again and again, but they just ignored me. 138 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:17,970 Hey, you okay? 139 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,348 Yeah, I just miss him. 140 00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,600 You wanna step outside and get some fresh air? 141 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,060 No, no, no, I'm fine. 142 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,938 You need to tap out of this anytime, just tell me. 143 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,690 - No questions asked. - Thanks. 144 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:32,192 S-Same goes for you. 145 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,445 Coop. 146 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,574 - Hey, buddy. - Sorry we're late. 147 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,242 Yeah, we had to, uh, make a stop. 148 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,202 I threw up on his shoes. 149 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:46,582 Oh, well, uh… …does that mean you're hungry? 150 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:48,166 Maybe a drink? 151 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:55,674 Oh, Ali. 152 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:57,426 Uh, I just need a minute. 153 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,011 Hey, come here. 154 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:01,847 What happened? 155 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,349 My father died. 156 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,227 I really don't want a scene today. 157 00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:09,313 Oh, my God, Mom, I am not making a scene. 158 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,898 You take your pills this morning? 159 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:13,317 - Jesus, Mom. - I'm just saying. 160 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,323 How are you holding up? 161 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:23,744 Well, I'll be doing better when all these people are gone. 162 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,537 Is that a smudge? 163 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,623 Maybe. 164 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,124 - Here. 165 00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:34,671 So, Nick is on TV now, hmm? How's that going? 166 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:37,424 Oh, you know, we stopped seeing each other a while ago. 167 00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,051 Huh. 168 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,803 - You feeling all right, dear? 169 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,598 Hot flash. 170 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,195 Hold this on the back of your neck. 171 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,490 - Thank you. 172 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,742 Women die twice. 173 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,161 God forbid we complain about it. 174 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,080 Excuse me. Thank you. 175 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,750 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah, 176 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,586 if I stay down here, I'll just kill my mom in front of all her guests. 177 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,339 And then we'll have to come back here and do this all again next week. 178 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,049 Hang on, I'll go with you. 179 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,847 How's she doing? 180 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,014 Which one? 181 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,267 - Exactly. - Hey, Coop. 182 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,770 - Hey, brother. - Hey… Oh, oh. 183 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,022 I'm so sorry. 184 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,567 - Thank you. - I brought you some Yamazaki. 185 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,026 Thanks for coming. 186 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:40,028 You didn't have to come. 187 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:42,281 - Are you kidding? Of course I did. - Wanna go upstairs? 188 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:45,367 Times like these, you… you shouldn't be alone. 189 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,245 Right. Well, uh… 190 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,832 things are moving ahead with Bailey Russell. 191 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,876 We should have the final paperwork next week. 192 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,003 Oh, we don't have to talk about that right now. 193 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,255 What else are we going to talk about? 194 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,675 Andy, do you wanna keep your father's hedge clippers? 195 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,844 If not, I'm gonna give them to Neil. 196 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,430 Neil can have them. 197 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,765 And when you get a chance, I'd appreciate it 198 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:11,560 if you would get that television set off the living room wall. 199 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:15,022 - It's an eyesore. - Maybe not today, Mom. 200 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:18,817 Well, when's the next time I'm gonna have a house full of strong backs? 201 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,527 - You must be Mrs. Cooper. - Mmm. 202 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:23,030 Hi, I'm Owen Ashe. A very close friend of your son's. 203 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,824 - I'm so sorry for your loss. - Oh, thank you, dear. 204 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,993 I lost my wife, uh, a few years back. 205 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,453 Oh, I'm so sorry. 206 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,371 Oh… …I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. 207 00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,373 - Grief is a motherfucker. - Oh. 208 00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:35,542 The day of her funeral, it hadn't hit me yet. 209 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:39,963 So, I kept looking at the door, thinking that she was just gonna come walking in. 210 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,424 It was her house… …after all. 211 00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:44,092 Yeah, you have your good moments, 212 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:46,720 and that makes the bad moments land a little harder. 213 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,264 But, look, you got a wonderful family and they love and support you. 214 00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:51,308 - You-You'll be okay. - Mmm. 215 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,392 Oh. 216 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:55,979 How old is that? 217 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,606 - Mmm. I don't know. 218 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,900 Pot doesn't expire. It's organic. 219 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,735 I don't think that's true. 220 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,240 It's good enough. 221 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,283 What'd she do this time? 222 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:12,538 Well, apparently, everyone is allowed to be sad except for me. 223 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:18,752 I can't even cry at my dad's funeral without her wanting to lobotomize me. 224 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,922 I think she blames me for his death. 225 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,132 Why? 226 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,884 He was always worried about me. 227 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,220 I didn't make it easy on him. 228 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,764 He loved you. 229 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:34,518 Yeah, I guess… 230 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:38,605 I don't like the idea that he was stressed out his entire life because of me. 231 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:41,733 Please. She stressed him out way more than you did. 232 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,739 You know, being the family fuckup isn't all it's cracked up to be. 233 00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:50,701 Being the golden child isn't any better. 234 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:53,453 Sorry. Not to make it about me. 235 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,289 No, no. Please. 236 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,456 Say more. 237 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:58,709 I don't know. 238 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:01,795 I guess I should've started fucking up way sooner. 239 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:03,463 Yeah, that would've helped. 240 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:08,760 Do you ever wonder how easier life would be if we were boys? 241 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,387 And, like, mid. 242 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,640 Yeah, just two totally unremarkable dudes. 243 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,309 - We'd skate by. 244 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,190 Is that weed? 245 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,656 Man, when my dad died, I think I was in shock for, like, a month. 246 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:32,159 - I guess I thought he'd live forever. - Yeah. 247 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,620 Never thought I'd be that shocked again. 248 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,999 Then came Athens. Nobody saw it coming. 249 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:42,002 Heart still breaks every time I look at that bronze medal. 250 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:43,962 All right. Okay. 251 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,964 I guess I'm saying it gets better, man. 252 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,425 But it also gets worse. 253 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,845 Thank you for that. 254 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,847 No. Anytime. 255 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,267 When I die, I wanna be cremated. No question. 256 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,937 I just don't get why anybody would wanna be burned like trash. 257 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,356 Well, I'd rather be burned than eaten by worms. 258 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:05,233 Plus, there's this thing now where they can turn your remains into a diamond. 259 00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,194 - Mmm. 260 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:08,904 You'd just be carrying out my wishes. 261 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,656 - Still, I couldn't. - I could. 262 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:15,160 If it came to quality of life, I'd rip that cord right outta the wall. 263 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,244 Thanks, honey. 264 00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:19,998 You know you don't literally pull the plug, right? 265 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,834 You just make the call. 266 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,085 That's less enticing. 267 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,796 Trust me, you can wear it in his honor. 268 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,383 I've been researching some of that antiaging stuff. 269 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,385 Testosterone, HGH. 270 00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,720 I mean, it's not as out there as people think. 271 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,806 I've been getting vampire facials for years. 272 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:39,268 Vitamins, hormones, stem cell infusions. 273 00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,478 Hey, you better believe, 274 00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:44,314 I'll be talking my kids into pumping their blood into my veins. 275 00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:45,607 Why not, right? 276 00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:48,902 Are you and Hunter the same blood type? 277 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,154 You should find out. 278 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,115 You should. 279 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,118 Diane had our plots picked out years ago. 280 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,078 Yeah, of course I did. 281 00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,955 All the good spots get snapped up. 282 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:03,083 If I left it to him, we'd be buried on opposite sides of the cemetery. 283 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,045 That's why they call it resting in peace. 284 00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:15,470 Let's see here. 285 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,807 You have to start taking this stuff seriously, Coop. 286 00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:20,350 Heart disease runs in families. 287 00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:21,643 You're reaching that age, man. 288 00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:23,979 And it's not like you've had a stress-free life. 289 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,648 Finance guys keel over at their desks all the time. 290 00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:28,984 It's a thing. Remember Johnny Arruda? 291 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,153 - I think they would fit you perfectly. - He was fit. 292 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,530 - Ran marathons, CrossFit, everything. - Uh, sure, thank you. 293 00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:36,825 Learned everything I know from him. But, uh… Yeah. 294 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:40,078 My dad was a bull in a china shop everywhere he went. 295 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,081 This one time, he noticed inventory was light, right? 296 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,417 So, he goes and checks into it, figures it's a port-level issue. 297 00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,753 So, he takes himself all the way to Brooklyn Piers 298 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,756 in the middle of winter, asks his guys what's going on, right? 299 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,341 No one's talking, okay? 300 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:55,010 So, he elbows his way onto this massive freighter, 301 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,678 I'm talking about one of those huge ships. 302 00:18:56,762 --> 00:19:00,015 Irina Class, 1,300 feet, propellers like the size of your house. 303 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:03,936 Now, the guys start getting antsy because, you know, they got a schedule to keep. 304 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,479 And this really pisses him off. 305 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:10,067 So, he-he storms into the bridge, starts messing with the controls, right? 306 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,445 Trying to cut the engines, which I guess is some sort of union violation, 307 00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:17,991 because this huge Longshoremen's Association motherfucker comes after him, 308 00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:19,284 says, "You can't touch shit." 309 00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:21,578 My dad gets in his face, yells at him, 310 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:25,332 "These are my men, these are my goods, I'll touch whatever the fuck I want." 311 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,460 Somebody throws the first punch. 312 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,170 They get into it. 313 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:33,090 Long story short, they both fall overboard. 314 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:36,009 Yeah, 80-foot drop into the river 315 00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:39,179 and then… …right under the hull. 316 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,515 Jesus, that's a horrible way to die. 317 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,560 Oh, no. My dad died at 78. 318 00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,061 Stage four, colon cancer. 319 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:47,896 What are you gonna do? 320 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:55,279 My Annie Lennox is missing. Fuck! 321 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,281 Oh, no, wait. Here it is. 322 00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:05,080 - This tastes stale. - It's organic. 323 00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:09,042 The only reason I'm doing this is 'cause you're mad at me. 324 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:13,255 And, you know, death. 325 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,219 - "It is decidedly so." 326 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,558 Goddamn it. 327 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,935 - What? - This goddamn dog. 328 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,145 Wait, let me see. 329 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,647 Oh. Hi, buddy. 330 00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,317 - Oh, are you a good boy? - He's not a good boy. 331 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,611 He takes giant dumps on my lawn. 332 00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:39,198 God. I've told these people a million times, 333 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,866 please keep your dog off our lawn. 334 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:45,037 I don't think that's so much to ask, to have your dog stay in your own yard? 335 00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,623 You should see these people, they're so fucking condescending 336 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:50,250 with their whole, like, my-dog-is-my-child bullshit. 337 00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:54,087 Really, would you have your kid shitting all over my lawn? 338 00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,051 What? 339 00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:01,678 Mom, you sound unhinged. 340 00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:03,931 I'm not unhinged. I'm totally hinged. 341 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,224 - Mmm. - Okay. 342 00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:08,685 - You're perseverating. - I regret teaching you that word. 343 00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:11,855 I move out, and you go full Nextdoor narc. 344 00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:13,607 Excuse me, how could I be a narc? 345 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,692 I'm literally doing drugs with my daughter. 346 00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:16,902 Is Mel a narc? 347 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,448 "Reply hazy, try again." 348 00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:23,575 - It knows we're high. - Uh-huh. 349 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:29,081 You know what I need? 350 00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,415 - A job. - A fuck. 351 00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,501 - A life. - Okay, wow. I was gonna say snacks. 352 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,378 Well, snacks are downstairs. 353 00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:37,673 - It's too far. - Yeah. No, that's a nonstarter. 354 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:03,949 - Whoa. That's a first. 355 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,033 Help me up. 356 00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:11,123 Wow. It's such a beautiful photo. 357 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,625 But look at you. You look like a young Grace Kelly. 358 00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:14,793 Oh, shush. 359 00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:17,171 - I mean it. Spitting image. My gosh. - Oh, stop. 360 00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,381 Bet you had to beat them away with a stick, didn't you? 361 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,561 Hey. 362 00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:35,772 These are from Bailey Russell? 363 00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:38,358 Why is Jack sending you flowers? 364 00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:41,236 - I'm doing a deal with him. - With Jack? Are you kidding me? 365 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,406 Well, I'm on the other side of the table. It's completely different. 366 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,742 The man screwed you. 367 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:49,953 I'm sorry, are you high right now? 368 00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:52,497 What? 369 00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:53,582 No. 370 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:56,335 Well, okay, yes. But not like high high. 371 00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,295 Why? Am I acting weird? 372 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:01,381 You know what? I don't care. 373 00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:04,218 I'm not gonna apologize because your mother… 374 00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:07,971 - is a lot. - Yeah, that she is. 375 00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:10,807 She is all that and a bag of chips. 376 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,227 - What? - Do we have chips? 377 00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:17,856 What happened here, bub? 378 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:20,442 - Nothing. I'm fine. - Sweetheart, you are 16 years old. 379 00:23:20,526 --> 00:23:23,445 You have got to get better at lying to me. 380 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:25,822 - He tripped. - See? Like that. 381 00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,287 Is Grandma pissed at us? 382 00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:35,332 No, that's just her face whenever I walk into a room. 383 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:36,542 You get used to it. 384 00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:39,419 I'm not like that, am I? 385 00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:41,380 Don't sell yourself short, Mom. 386 00:23:58,647 --> 00:23:59,857 Where's the TV? 387 00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:02,693 Hey. Ho. What the fuck? 388 00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:04,319 Hello, where are you going? 389 00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:05,904 Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up. 390 00:24:06,572 --> 00:24:08,073 - What's wrong? - What the fuck are you doing? 391 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:10,492 Your mom asked us to take it down, so we're bringing it to the garage. 392 00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:11,952 No, she was mistaken. 393 00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:14,204 Please, just… just put it back. 394 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:16,540 Uh… 395 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,500 - Really? Jesus Christ. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 396 00:24:18,584 --> 00:24:20,711 - Give me the goddamn TV. - Your mom seemed really sure about it. 397 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,796 She doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. 398 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,923 And I don't even know what the fuck you're doing here. 399 00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:27,134 - That's the grief talking. - No, it isn't. 400 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,511 Look, it was an honest mistake. I'm sorry. 401 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:31,013 Yeah. It's fine. 402 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:35,893 Is that my dad's belt? 403 00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:40,230 Oh, yeah. Your mom gave it to me. Said it looked nice with my suit. 404 00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:41,523 Wow. 405 00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:44,735 - Andy. - Where's Mom? 406 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:47,070 I don't know. She's around here somewhere. What did I miss? 407 00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:49,364 - Nothing. I just need to find her. - I think you need to calm down. 408 00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:50,908 - I'm fine. - No, you don't look fine. 409 00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:53,869 You look like you're about to murder a widow with a flat screen, 410 00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:56,663 and believe me, nobody wants that more than me, but not today. 411 00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:58,999 - Not today, Andy. - Jesus, are you high too? 412 00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:00,709 Yeah, you want some? 413 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:03,545 - It's s-stale but strong. - No, thank you. 414 00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:05,130 Okay, well, you need to take a break. 415 00:25:05,214 --> 00:25:07,299 - What? - Yeah, uh, tap out. 416 00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:10,385 Go to your room. I'll handle down the fort down here. 417 00:25:10,469 --> 00:25:11,803 She's giving away his stuff. 418 00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:14,139 Well, she's a real bitch on wheels, but what's new? 419 00:25:14,223 --> 00:25:15,807 - Ali… - Go. 420 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:30,007 Cartier's Wax Seal Motif Cufflinks 421 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:32,176 are designed to look like the burnt insignias 422 00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:34,553 they used to seal letters with back in the old days. 423 00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:37,222 This was before licking envelopes and text messages, 424 00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:40,392 back when people still put periods at the end of their sentences. 425 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:43,312 The family seal told you who the letter was from. 426 00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:48,025 It told the family who they were too, or who they thought they were. 427 00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:51,778 Only a fool would give Cartier cuff links 428 00:26:51,862 --> 00:26:54,448 to a man who regularly shopped the Brooks Brothers sale rack. 429 00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:58,577 I doubt Ron Cooper even had a shirt that took cuff links. 430 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:01,914 But it was his birthday, and I wanted to give him something nice. 431 00:27:01,997 --> 00:27:05,375 So I went with a pair of $4,800 designer cuff links 432 00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:07,586 that he, apparently, never took out of the box. 433 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:12,841 Like all gifts, this one said more about the giver than the recipient. 434 00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:15,427 And I didn't love what it said about me. 435 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,252 No. How dare you? 436 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:51,839 I don't know why you have to take everything so personally. 437 00:27:51,922 --> 00:27:54,007 I take it personally because you're attacking my person! 438 00:27:54,091 --> 00:27:57,344 - What is going on here? - I don't know, but we can't get out. 439 00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:59,763 - What happened there? - Nothing. I'm fine. 440 00:27:59,847 --> 00:28:02,266 Hey, Mel. This is exactly like what we were talking about upstairs. 441 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:04,768 - You were talking about me? - Of course not. 442 00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:07,271 - What's all this then? - Just tell her what you told me. 443 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:10,482 You know what? This is a family matter. I just don't think I should get involved. 444 00:28:10,566 --> 00:28:12,025 No, you should not. 445 00:28:12,109 --> 00:28:14,152 - Mom. - What? She's not family anymore. 446 00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:15,362 - Oh, okay. 447 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:17,948 Wow. Okay, can we all just dial the temperature down a little bit? 448 00:28:18,031 --> 00:28:19,741 I have been biting my tongue all goddamn day, 449 00:28:19,825 --> 00:28:21,451 and she just keeps poking at me. 450 00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:23,620 She pokes. It's a poke, a poke, a poke. 451 00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:26,373 It's like she wants me to go off so she can poke me about that. 452 00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:28,876 I don't know what you're talking about. My husband just died. 453 00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:30,627 - Okay. Ali, Ali, Ali. - Oh. 454 00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:32,379 - I think you need to tap out, okay? - Me? 455 00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:34,631 Why don't you go to your room, take a deep breath, calm down and— 456 00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:38,385 Coop. She's a grown woman. You can't send her to her room. 457 00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:40,220 I thought you said you weren't getting involved. 458 00:28:40,304 --> 00:28:41,388 I say a lot of things. 459 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,056 Hold on! 460 00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:45,267 What in the sweet fuck are you doing here? 461 00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:46,810 Your mom invited us. 462 00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:50,731 And you thought it would be a good idea to come? 463 00:28:50,814 --> 00:28:52,441 I assumed she cleared it with you. 464 00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:53,734 No, she did not! 465 00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:57,029 I'm really sorry about Ron. He was a good man. 466 00:28:57,112 --> 00:28:59,781 Oh, thanks, Bruce. Now, why don't you just go fuck off? 467 00:28:59,865 --> 00:29:01,408 - Hi, Joan. - Allison. 468 00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:03,911 God, I cannot believe you would fucking invite him. 469 00:29:03,994 --> 00:29:06,872 It's ancient history. I just assumed we had all moved on. 470 00:29:06,955 --> 00:29:08,207 Bruce certainly has. 471 00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:11,543 Oh, if he had moved on, he wouldn't have fucked me last year, huh? 472 00:29:11,627 --> 00:29:13,003 - Damn it, Ali. 473 00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:15,506 Wait, wait. This is that Bruce? Like, "Fuck Bruce" Bruce? 474 00:29:15,589 --> 00:29:17,132 Ali, I thought he'd be way hotter. 475 00:29:17,216 --> 00:29:19,092 - Ali… - Tori. Excuse her, she's high. 476 00:29:19,176 --> 00:29:21,386 What? You're getting high with the children now? 477 00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:22,888 We had a breakthrough. 478 00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,264 - Oh, my God. Really? - Yeah. 479 00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:25,766 I think we should probably leave. 480 00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:27,142 Yes, I-I think so too. 481 00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:28,519 Nonsense. 482 00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:29,978 You just got here. 483 00:29:30,062 --> 00:29:32,189 Are you fucking kidding me? 484 00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:34,983 - Joan is my friend. - Okay. New… New plan. 485 00:29:35,067 --> 00:29:36,443 New plan. Joan, please stay. 486 00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:38,153 Bruce, kindly fuck off. 487 00:29:38,237 --> 00:29:39,696 - I'm her ride. - I swear to God, Bruce. 488 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:40,781 Okay. 489 00:29:45,661 --> 00:29:47,496 - Oh, God. Oh. 490 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:51,333 - Get my hair, get my hair, Barney. - Oh, I got it. I got it. You're okay. 491 00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:53,710 Oh, my God. I'm so, so sorry. 492 00:29:53,794 --> 00:29:55,879 - Can I get some water? - Yeah, I got it. 493 00:29:59,091 --> 00:30:00,801 Oh, God. 494 00:30:00,884 --> 00:30:02,886 Oh, I'm so sorry. 495 00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:05,973 I'm so sorry. 496 00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:31,808 What can I get ya? 497 00:31:31,892 --> 00:31:33,810 - Size 12, please. - Got it. 498 00:31:37,648 --> 00:31:38,649 Okay. 499 00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:13,809 Hi. Sorry, you were at the cemetery. 500 00:32:13,892 --> 00:32:15,477 Elaine Naft. 501 00:32:15,561 --> 00:32:18,063 - Hi. Uh, Andrew Cooper. - I know. 502 00:32:19,106 --> 00:32:20,440 Do you want to sit down? 503 00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:23,610 Uh, sure. Yes, I'd love to. 504 00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:31,702 So, how did you know my dad? 505 00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:34,705 - We were on a bowling team together. - Huh. 506 00:32:34,788 --> 00:32:38,417 We met every Thursday for the past ten years. 507 00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:42,212 I… I thought the bowling team disbanded years ago. 508 00:32:43,088 --> 00:32:45,090 We didn't let that stop us. 509 00:32:46,717 --> 00:32:47,718 Oh. 510 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:51,680 I see. So, you, uh… 511 00:32:54,725 --> 00:32:56,101 Does that shock you? 512 00:32:58,854 --> 00:33:01,607 - He was a pretty straitlaced guy. - He was. 513 00:33:02,608 --> 00:33:04,443 He was also a lot of other things. 514 00:33:05,611 --> 00:33:06,945 Is that so? 515 00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:13,702 He loved you very much. 516 00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:16,205 I'm sure you know that. 517 00:33:16,288 --> 00:33:17,289 Yeah. 518 00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:21,543 He talked about you a lot. 519 00:33:21,627 --> 00:33:23,170 You and your sister. 520 00:33:25,422 --> 00:33:26,840 That's funny. He never mentioned you at all. 521 00:33:28,592 --> 00:33:30,636 No. I don't suppose he would've. 522 00:33:32,596 --> 00:33:35,390 So, what was the plan? You guys were gonna run off together or something? 523 00:33:35,474 --> 00:33:38,227 God, no. We were both too old for that. 524 00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:41,563 I think we were… 525 00:33:43,482 --> 00:33:45,484 just lonely in the same way. 526 00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:49,029 And having each other… 527 00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:53,200 well, it made things better. 528 00:33:55,536 --> 00:33:57,663 Is it weird that it makes me happy to hear that? 529 00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:05,045 Honestly, I thought we'd have more time. 530 00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:07,381 Yeah. 531 00:34:08,090 --> 00:34:09,216 You and me both. 532 00:34:11,176 --> 00:34:12,969 He worried about you, you know? 533 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:15,889 Well, I got into some trouble last year, 534 00:34:15,973 --> 00:34:18,475 but I'm… It's all sorted out. 535 00:34:18,559 --> 00:34:20,561 No, he worried about you before that. 536 00:34:21,143 --> 00:34:23,480 He worried you might never be happy. 537 00:34:27,693 --> 00:34:28,694 Is anyone? 538 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,154 I'd like to think he was. 539 00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:34,116 Yeah, I don't know. He took a lot of shit at home and at work. 540 00:34:35,784 --> 00:34:38,161 I think sometimes it felt like he had just given up. 541 00:34:41,123 --> 00:34:42,291 Is that funny? 542 00:34:44,168 --> 00:34:46,128 You're exactly like he said. 543 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:47,212 What do you mean? 544 00:34:47,963 --> 00:34:49,715 You're angry at the world. 545 00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:52,426 Yeah. The world can be a shitty place. 546 00:34:53,177 --> 00:34:54,469 Maybe. 547 00:34:55,179 --> 00:34:58,140 Maybe there's something in you that expects too much out of it. 548 00:34:58,849 --> 00:35:00,559 So, I should just settle for less? 549 00:35:02,144 --> 00:35:03,228 Like he did. 550 00:35:03,812 --> 00:35:05,147 You think he settled? 551 00:35:05,898 --> 00:35:07,357 I think he deserved more. 552 00:35:16,825 --> 00:35:19,286 Ron's life might've looked small to you, 553 00:35:19,369 --> 00:35:22,831 but the way he saw it, he had his whole world under one roof. 554 00:35:25,334 --> 00:35:26,919 That made him happy. 555 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,927 I already miss him. 556 00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:42,142 You and me both, honey. 557 00:35:47,356 --> 00:35:49,733 You really believe that? That he was happy? 558 00:35:50,526 --> 00:35:52,611 I think he was happy by nature. 559 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,864 I think he found things to be happy about. 560 00:35:57,491 --> 00:36:01,411 And for everything else, there was bowling. 561 00:36:05,082 --> 00:36:06,083 Yeah. 562 00:38:03,534 --> 00:38:04,993 - Mom in here? - Yep. 563 00:38:05,077 --> 00:38:06,078 Come on. 564 00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:07,162 - Bye. - Bye. 565 00:38:08,121 --> 00:38:09,122 Bye. 566 00:40:05,989 --> 00:40:07,908 - Hello. - How many? 567 00:40:07,991 --> 00:40:12,871 Just three of us. She's a size 3, he's a 9, I'm a 12.